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Grocer with low stock levels suspects his thyme is coming to an end 1
Smart Alex 03.02.12 1:54pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Govt. reveal that Huhne's wife has been Energy Secretary for the last 18 months 0
charlies_hat 03.02.12 1:33pm
charlies_hat
Huhne gets wife to resign in his place. 0
MADJEZ 03.02.12 1:26pm
MADJEZ
Huhne tried to give me his clubcard, claims Tesco shopper 0
medici2471 03.02.12 1:24pm
medici2471
Huhne resigns, still protesting innocence: "I fell into a lifeboat" 0
Son of Barnabas 03.02.12 1:23pm
Son of Barnabas
Government minister says only smart-arse blacks to be allowed into the country

The government has today announced that immigrants will only be allowed into the country in future if they are able to command a salary of over £31000 per year. In a document entitled "How we...

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ukvillafan 03.02.12 1:16pm
Drylaw
Huhne resigns to host new series of Pointless 0
medici2471 03.02.12 12:57pm
medici2471
‘I’m Sensing You Know Someone Called Dave’ Predicts Country’s Top Psychic

The entire population of Britain was gripped by the amazing revelations of the UK’s top psychic in the TV event of the century last night. “The Mystic Mondo” (real name Raymond Grimes) amazed...

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UnoEye 03.02.12 12:53pm
Midfield Diamond
Cast of Celebrity Big Brother 2011 discovered working as gypsy slaves in Sweden 4
cinquecento 03.02.12 12:42pm
cinquecento
Battle of sexes latest: women to stop waxing if men give up comb-overs

more after I've shaved my legs...

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Clarky 03.02.12 12:16pm
Clarky
Terry & Huhne to star in sit-com 1
Iscariot 03.02.12 12:10pm
Zadok the second
30th anniversary of Falklands War to be marked by William strafing Buenos Aires. 0
Al McHogan 03.02.12 11:25am
Al McHogan
Huhne quits cabinet to start driving school. Ex-wife will be behind the wheel. 0
Al McHogan 03.02.12 11:18am
Al McHogan
Halfords enters financial services industry with tax-free de-ISA

more strained cold weather punsomeness soon...

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Skylarking 03.02.12 10:48am
Midfield Diamond
Old adage 'You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink' disproved

by man with high-pressure pump, hosepipe, and a roll of gaffer tape...

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Smart Alex 03.02.12 10:34am
Sinnick
Pit-stop mechanics banned from garage forecourt

The entire Williams team of pit-stop engineers have been banned from using a BP garage in Tiverton following several instances of very very fast anti-social behaviour. Garage manager Glen Allen made...

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Zadok the second 03.02.12 9:57am
Zadok the second
'Speed dating night was mainly just amphetamine abuse', claim customers

more later depending on how busy I am at work today...

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Immunis 03.02.12 7:51am
Immunis
Brighton bus driver 'even knew my name' says movie-star pig 0
antharrison 03.02.12 12:06am
antharrison
'Top Totty' ale banned from Commons bar, 'Knobhead' still available 0
Scroat 02.02.12 11:53pm
Scroat
New dating site submits your profile to every other dating site 1
Dumbnews 02.02.12 10:19pm
Skylarking
Mini names new car the Paedo in PR gaffe 1
Immunis 02.02.12 8:17pm
quango
BNP accuse 'Asian population' of causing pensions crises

Demands are for Government to release White Paper on how to resolve the issue...

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quango 02.02.12 8:10pm
quango
First Great Western to cancel trains to keep passengers warm during cold snaps

First Great Western announced today that they will be investing in cancelled trains and removed carriages in an effort to keep their passengers warm during cold weather this February and March. A...

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Not Amused 02.02.12 8:09pm
deskpilot3
Slightly colder weather 'a godsend' say forecasters

The slightly colder weather reaching the UK this week is 'a godsend' to weather forecasters, according to the Met Office. 'We've had to put up with very mediocre weather conditions this winter,' a...

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roybland 02.02.12 8:06pm
roybland
Pubic wigs evaluated on CompareTheMerkin.com 2
Smart Alex 02.02.12 6:50pm
Smart Alex
Shock as Masterchef aired without Coldplay in the background 2
kimllfixit 02.02.12 5:34pm
godly1966
Redknapp admits to lip movement when lying

Or did he ? More soon...

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simonjmr 02.02.12 4:29pm
simonjmr
One week on: Many Chinese still putting 'Year of the Rabbit' on cheques 12
Smart Alex 02.02.12 4:03pm
button
Space to be made for 'beneficial immigrants' by recycling white trash 0
pere floza 02.02.12 3:37pm
pere floza
Terry to consider Tax Evasion when professional Racist career over 0
tedweasel 02.02.12 3:11pm
tedweasel