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Hand of God helps Argentina again 0
Not Amused 13.03.13 8:36pm
Not Amused
UKIP demand recount in papal election

"It's never someone from the South of England, so something must be done."...

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camz 13.03.13 8:33pm
camz
New Pope blocked from calling himself Pope Stanley

no more Falkland Pope jokes...

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Not Amused 13.03.13 8:30pm
Titus
Bookies claim foul play as many bets placed on "Old White Guy" as new Pope ... 0
Kramaring 13.03.13 8:29pm
Kramaring
Francis: "I'd just like to thank my agent, the director, my parents, my fans ... 0
Titus 13.03.13 8:28pm
Titus
New 76 year old Pope confirms youth vote won 0
custard cream 13.03.13 8:26pm
custard cream
Falkland Islanders on lookout for Swiss Guard invasion. 0
MADJEZ 13.03.13 8:22pm
MADJEZ
Argentina: You've Now Got A Pope, So Stop Whingeing About The Falklands 0
Titus 13.03.13 8:21pm
Titus
Falkland Islands cardinal claims to have spolied his paper 0
charlies_hat 13.03.13 8:20pm
charlies_hat
Delayed New Pope Announcement: Amateurs. Bieber Spun It Out For 2 Hours. 0
Titus 13.03.13 8:18pm
Titus
Announcement Of New Pope Delayed While Fresh Sponsorship Deals Negotiated 2
Titus 13.03.13 8:13pm
Not Amused
Delay as winning cardinal rings wife & kids to tell of promotion. 0
MADJEZ 13.03.13 8:12pm
MADJEZ
Is the Pope a Catholic ? A Newsbiscuit special report. 0
MADJEZ 13.03.13 8:11pm
MADJEZ
New Pope Named - "Pope John Paul George Ringo" - Liverpool Rejoices

After a hard days night, a new pope has been chosen from the Cardinals' raffle. "Pope John Paul George Ringo", the title he has assumed, addressed hopeful crowds gathered at the Vatican and told...

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camz 13.03.13 8:08pm
camz
Belfast toilet roll factory wait for face they'll print on their 'Loyalist Line' 0
MADJEZ 13.03.13 8:03pm
MADJEZ
Tony Blair Not Disappointed Not To Be Elected Pope. "No, Look, Honestly ..." 0
Titus 13.03.13 7:42pm
Titus
Portillo begins tour of UK brothels

Former Secretary of State and TV celebrity Michael Portillo today embarked on a tour of Britain’s knocking shops for a new series that is to be broadcast on BBC2 this summer. Unlike his previous...

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Landfill 13.03.13 7:17pm
Flash! Aa-aaaa!
No minimum price for alcohol, says Cabernet. 7
Boutros 13.03.13 7:14pm
sigmund
Could Huhne and Pryce make money in Jail?

There aren't many ways of making good money while banged up in Jail - but there's one. Just like some other MPs who have found themselves languishing at Her Majestys Pleasure they could write a book....

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Flash! Aa-aaaa! 13.03.13 7:14pm
Flash! Aa-aaaa!
Catholic Church takes the dramatic pause to new levels

With all eyes focussed on the Vatican, the reality-tainment industry has been awestruck by the procrastination master class currently being played out by the Cardinals in the Sistine Chapel. Aaron...

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FlashArry 13.03.13 7:08pm
FlashArry
Cardinal who accidently voted after black smoke complains he was still charged 6
charlies_hat 13.03.13 6:56pm
Titus
Belfast toilet roll factory 'Ready whoever the new Pope is'. 0
MADJEZ 13.03.13 6:13pm
MADJEZ
Scandal as cash for pope votes uncovered in PayPal 0
Actual Size 13.03.13 6:10pm
Actual Size
Tesco Put Neck on the Line With New Restaurant Purchase

They're having a giraffe, surely!...

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victimms 13.03.13 6:10pm
victimms
Zoo executives trampled after ignoring genuine elephant in the room 0
Slante Dangle 13.03.13 5:25pm
Slante Dangle
115 Cardinals Perish In Vatican Fire Tragedy

"We saw the smoke" say Vatican staff "But we didn't realise "...

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Titus 13.03.13 5:18pm
Actual Size
Pope vote goes to extra time, penalties 2
FlashArry 13.03.13 5:13pm
Actual Size
Government: We'll deal with cheap alcohol, cocaine, herion, whatever is to hand 0
Not Amused 13.03.13 5:03pm
Not Amused
New Guinness book record. Complete circuit of IKEA in 4 minutes flat.

Don't blame me. Boutros started it...

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weematt 13.03.13 4:34pm
weematt
Hairy Cornflake probed by Food Standards Agency for ‘serial offences’... 0
Tripod 13.03.13 3:57pm
Tripod