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Age of Austerity forces Dannii Minogue to give up double-letters 0
Grover 3 years
Eviction notice for David Cameron? 1
hero2zero 3 years

Following the introduction of new social housing regulations it is expected that the Cameron family will be asked to leave “Number 10” following thirty months of residence. It is also expected...

Wayne's already bored with the presents he'll be getting this Christmas 0
roybland 3 years

Twelve-year-old Wayne Stevens says he's already fed up with the presents he'll be getting at Christmas. 'I really wanted the Lego garage, Nintendo DS, the bike and the other stuff,' Wayne said. 'But...

Turkey votes for Christmas 0
roybland 3 years
Blair launches own brand SatNav: Get lost while being told you're on target 1
ronseal 3 years

Tony Blair has clinched a deal to launch a new range of socialist Information technology and yesterday launched his own brand SatNav at a House of Commons reception., Parly the Satnav (abbreviated...

Organ sale: George Best’s liver, “as seen”. Cliff Richard’s todger, “as new"... 2
Doylem 3 years
Organ Transplant Air Crash Latest: Survivor lives, liver survives. 0
pinxit 3 years
Pupilz 2 loos X-AM marx 4 pour gramma & spellin innit. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

You narrr what ah mean, l8trz...

Children In Need: Peter Andre's tribute to Jacko who did so much TO kids. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Sorry FOR kids...

Australian bush creatures cry 'get me out of here' as more celebs move in 0
Basil_B 3 years
Britain may be running out of generalisations about the middle class 0
ronseal 3 years

Britain's middle classes may no longer be able to provide sustenance for lazy politicians, with sources of generalisations running dangerously low., Soon, Labour peers, columnists and police chiefs...

Jason Manford forced to knock One off following erotic tweets 0
Gerontius 3 years

this is not spam...

NATO fail to pull out in time – Afghan people left holding the baby 1
Gerontius 3 years

)))))))))))...

Three blind mice 'should have gone to Specsavers' 0
3 years
‘Lord Anum not feeling the pain’ whine Opposition dinosaurs 2
Gerontius 3 years

A leading Tory peer has been forced to resign his advisory role after letting slip some unpalatable home truths during a cabinet press conference., Lord Anum, enterprise advisor to the PM was...

EDL to praise Islamic extremists in shock ‘reverse psychology' bid 0
I Am A Horse 3 years

In a daring ‘reverse psychology’ gambit unprecedented in interracial street warfare, the English Defence League are to spend next Saturday afternoon in Preston vociferously embracing Muslim...

After tourists in Bali help return 87 Giant turtles back to the sea 3
arrghgarry 3 years

waiting Factory ship Captain Nao Wen could not express his thanks ...

Miriam Gonzalez Durantez (snozzles to her friends) made parther in Law firm 0
arrghgarry 3 years

as she brings extremely wealthy gullible client to the business ,The U.K. taxpayer...

Peer pressured... 1
Doylem 3 years

“We’ve never had it so good”, said Lord Young, before quitting his post. But, despite the predictable chorus of disapproval, there are plenty of people who agree with him. “Crisis?...

Traditional Xmas pub fights banned - in case they offend muslims 5
ronseal 3 years

Barmy burgers at Surbiton Council.. etc, Seasonal heavy drinking and domestic violence celebrations, Tradition going back to Anglo Saxon times, Uppity council jobsworth., Taking offence on behalf...

Lord Young to fly to Dublin to "turn those Irish frowns upside down" 4
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

With his sound words and sage advice, Lord Young is rapidly becoming an efficient, and cost effective,solution for any nation which feels that, perhaps, its economy is going down the swannee., "I...

At last, the holy grail of cross-breeding: a dog that is just for Christmas... 0
Doylem 3 years
Capello identifies main problem with England team: we’re “not very good”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Man requires Google Maps on iPhone to give simplest of directions... 0
Doylem 3 years
Robots perform simple, repetitive tasks; royal family rendered obsolete... 0
Doylem 3 years
Kate in training for royal biathlon: waving and smiling... 0
Doylem 3 years
Kate joins Princess Michael of Kent in royal line of pre-op transexuals... 0
Doylem 3 years
Lying in bath of baked beans: not Children in Need, just regular Friday night... 0
Doylem 3 years
Young and Manford signed up to promote revolving door manufacturers. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Writer retracts crap post by editing over it 1
Moggsy 3 years