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If Royal Mail sold, stamps might feature “James Corden’s fat fucking arse”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Children “to be consulted” about porn websites... 0
Doylem 3 years

Ed Vaisey, Communications Minister, misunderstands his brief. “Thanks to the internet, pornography now reaches into the heart of our homes. This is one of the great things about the internet. And...

Obama beats 'lightweight' Cameron in Christmas drinking contest. 4
dogwheels 3 years
Obama: ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ replaced by “Ooh, wouldn’t you like to know?”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Vauxhall Astra, R-reg, £400 ONO, “genuine reason for sale”. Yes, it’s fucked... 0
Doylem 3 years
Christmas Threatened as Reindeer Unite behind Charismatic Red-Nosed Activist 0
Grover 3 years

With less than a week before Christmas Eve, North Pole sources are reporting that this year's delivery of Christmas toys may be postponed or even cancelled due to poor weather and an uprising among...

Mad Uncles and Aunts Prepare for 'Best Time of the Year' 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Furious bag packing is under way as eccentric relatives prepare to over stay their xmas welcome and inflict inappropriate jokes and behaviour...

Clegg: “Remind me again what the war in Afghanistan is all about”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Tory MP admits: 'I'm not gay'. 0
dogwheels 3 years

A senior Tory MP has admitted that he is not gay and in fact has a wife and three children in Berkshire. Junior minister Ben Overmore made the admission in an interview with a Sunday newspaper,...

London 'the TB capital of Europe' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

closely followed by VD. Win a great night out in London's flesh pots click here...

Tensions mount for Narcoleptics with only 365 more sleeps 'til Christmas 2
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years
“Nigerian deal no scam”, says multi-millionaire Brian Potts... 2
Doylem 3 years

“When did we all become so cynical?”, asked Brian, as he related the events which transformed him from humble postman to a man of considerable means. “I received a charming email, out of the...

City businessman sectioned after being snowbound for days 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Chas Allen, a financial vice-president with Bloomberg was detained under Section 9 of the Mental Health act after having to spend four days with his children and wife “Its madness” said Mr Allen...

Students too busy ice skating to riot 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

As trustafarian activists disperse around the world for the holidays the student protest movement peters out. European activists say, "How can we have anarchy if there is no one there to organise...

Govt trusts Foreigners to Own Royal Mail 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"If a chinese firm bought it and hired a load of migrants we would be happy with that. Ordinary people just don't understand how beautiful a market forces idea that is. It certainly gives me a hard...

Stores, shoppers, running “dangerously short of goodwill”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Guatanamo Bay Watch 3
Trickster 3 years

Wikileaks has just revealed news of HBO's controversial new TV drama, Guatanamo Baywatch. The series will be filmed on location in Cuba. Series creator Amnesty TV said: "We aim to carry a political...

Soldier caught in crossfire as Sun and Mirror hacks fight over war heroes 0
ronseal 3 years
Nuts that nobody eats at Xmas reclassified as ‘decorations’... 0
Doylem 3 years
Whistleblowers? Oh pur-lease! Assange and his ilk ruin Notting Hill Carnival 2
ronseal 3 years

Hard hitting intellectual commentator Janet Street Porter has condemned whistle blowers, choosing the most damning terms available to a lifestyle commentator in her column today's Mail on Sunday.,...

Vince Cable to press banks on bonuses... 0
Doylem 3 years

Sir Stainford Steele, spokesman for the British banking sector, presents a convincing case for maintaining the status quo. “Let’s not be too hasty about changing the bonus system. While we...

After Premier League white-out, Sky talks up afternoon of live tiddlywinks... 0
Doylem 3 years
New concerns over male reading skills 1
deskpilot3 3 years

New figures show that 9% of male MPs have poor reading skills and difficulties with comprehension. Researchers showed the male MPs pledges made before the election and found that many could not read...

George Bush starts Ass leaks site to challenge Julian Assange. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Travel Chaos: A nation mourns 1
Wyclef Sadova 3 years

Millions of people throughout the UK have already had this year’s Christmas festivities ruined as they look on helplessly at the thousands of poor holidaymakers left stranded at UK airports, unable...

Rail companies condemn snow for causing travel misery. “That’s our job” they say 0
Ian Searle 3 years
“A silly jumper is for life, not just for Christmas”, warns Noel Edmunds. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Late night revellers are warned not to get into cars with “Dad’s Taxi” stickers 0
Ian Searle 3 years

as they may not be licensed Hackney Carriages...

Pools Panel Discovered Alive in Wolverhampton Hotel 5
De-scribe 3 years

The long-forgotten Football Pools Panel have been discovered alive and well in a Wolverhampton hotel. Made up of respected former footballers, experienced officials and Jimmy Hill, the Panel were...

Internet troll listens to reasoned argument and accepts he was wrong. 5
bonjonelson 3 years

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