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Tory MP dumps MS husband to shack-up with devout Christian who dumps alcho wife 0
roybland 3 years

more Big Society news soon...

Gay Chinaman arrested for grooming vulnerable women... 0
victory V 3 years

Gok Wan, a fashion expert and amusing anagram, has been arrested for grooming fat, ugly, middle-aged women and duping them into a sordid life of self-delusion by offering them trinkets like facials,...

Aussies adopt scooby doo nicknames in bid to win something 1
wolfie 3 years

since the only way to describe the pathetic shambles of an aussie team is "like england before flintoff", a new strategic team has investigated how england rose from the "ashes" (sorry). Researchers...

TV bosses defend decision to show Anne Diamond despite complaints from viewers 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Dyslexic haemaphiliac bleeds to dearth. 4
Malcum eggs 3 years
Speilberg and Hanks to remake "Dad's Army". Hackman slated as Col.Man-Wearing 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Micheal Douglas as Sgt. Wilson;, Mike Myers as Pte. Frazer;, Steven Seagal as Jonesy;, Jim Carrey as Pte. Walker;, Mickey Rourke as Pte. Godfrey; and Nicholas Cage as Pike It's been playing on...

People of White Christian Origin have a Problem with Crusades says Saladin 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

There was outrage over the latest comments by Saladin when he said, 'Have you noticed its always White Christans on crusades? Its time they faced up to their 'problem'...

Drug Company launch new sugar Placebo drug "Sweet F A" 1
Rowly 3 years

The new Sugar pills are claimed to be effective, just because they are Placebos, This is based on established research, during trials of real drugs,when the control groups taking placebos noticed a...

Dismay as the UK's last traditional village wordsmith closes shop 27
wallster 3 years

Some blame foreign imports, some blame the rise of digital communications but whatever the cause, the craft of the traditional British village wordsmith has been in terminal decline for the past 2...

Four thousand holes (and one arsehole) in Blackburn Lancashire 0
roybland 3 years
Fans boo again as Hodgson, 63, loses car keys 2
govanesque 3 years

Under-fire Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson drew further criticism from supporters groups after suggesting they "could have done more to help" when he lost his car keys outside a Thai restaurant last night...

Vulnerable white girl says she still won't be voting Labour at Oldham election 0
roybland 3 years
Child's Dismay to Find Euro Coins Not Full of Chocolate 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'How can they be real coins? There's no chocolate in them?'...

Asian sex abuse latest: Trinny and Susannah arrested for 'street grooming' 0
Matt T 3 years
Bristol Police now searching for one legged Man 0
Rowly 3 years
Bristol police ask wives , Girlfriends to check if their partner has an odd 2
Malcum eggs 3 years
US government forces Tesco to hand over customers' clubcard details. 4
dominic_mcg 3 years

The Obama administration has subpoenaed UK supermarket Tesco for clubcard details of customers after 2 pensioners were seen buying leeks in Tesco's Tewkesbury store on Thursday. The US government...

OED adds new words - 2 34
simonjmr 3 years

"Faraged" - to be literally and actually hoisted with ones own petard "Portillo" - the moment when smug satisfaction turns into grim realisation that you fears are actually real. "Jacqui" - a...

Not to be outdone, Janet Street-Porter to go skinny dipping. 4
Ostsee 3 years
Unemployed Cricket Fans, Listening To Ashes On Longwave... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

blame sudden switch to Shipping Forecast, in last moments of the game, on nasty Tory revenge plot...

'Not All Doom And Gloom For Chelsea' Gag Misfires...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.due to own goal joke...

Jack Straw warns pet owners about dog groomers. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
New Ultra-Thin TV's Finally Kill Off...... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..Morecambe and Wise fruit bowl gag...

The BBC receives 7000 complaints that the VAT rise has not affected Walford 0
Rizzo 3 years

Switchboards at the BBC were jammed last night as angry viewers of Eastenders called in their thousands to complain that the VAT rise to 20% had not affected items seen in the show. Mark Jones, a...

Souvenirs from the Museum of the American Indian proudly made in China 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Chris Moyles' arse blamed for flu jab shortage 0
Matt T 3 years

Radio One Breakfast Show host, Chris Moyles has been named as the reason for the current shortage of flu jabs in a leaked Government email. Problems apparently began after attempts to immunise...

Jack Straw accused of taking advantage of young and vulnerable Pakistani rapists 0
greg various 3 years
Ruddy-faced meat purveyor mocks weedy buddhist monk... 1
Doylem 3 years

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4346/meat2g.jpg...

The dark side of Mr Whippy 8
georgeh 3 years

Recent research by the WHO has revealed that worldwide, over a quarter of places in long-term psychiatric institutions are now occupied by former travelling ice-cream salesman. In over 90% of cases,...

British Darts Organisation imposes minimum standards for female spectator beauty 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In an attempt to boost attendances, the BDO have now given themselves the right to turn away female spectators bordering on the “pig ugly” and only let the “hotties” through to boost TV...