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Daily Mail reports "Dastardly French beaten in final by former British Colony" 0
JohnA 4 years

Well done Kiwis. Well played...

Libya to investigate Gadaffi's death immediately after NATO airstrike 0
virtuallywill 4 years

friendly fire later...

Britain could save a fortune by switching to a less wasteful Energy Minister 0
ronseal 4 years
Recession hit ITV to screen Downturn Abbey. 7
spoole2112 4 years

More later...

Man flying to constipation championships "had one in the departure lounge" 1
Spoinge 4 years
Liam Fox rushes out his "Both sides to every, Tory" autobiography for Christmas 0
simonjmr 4 years
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Perks 4 years

Heart attack concerns for news article with a 'dodgy ticker'...

Réferendum - the Parfum du Salmond that says 'I'm leaving' 13
4 years

Clear the air with the season-after the season-after the season-after-next's 'must have' scent. Invoking the whiff of freedom, the spirit of celtic dreams and the stench of bad maths, Réferendum...

BNP fury as 1 in 7 rioters from abroad - "We should only use British rioters" 1
apepper 4 years

It has been revealed that 1 in 7 of the people convicted of rioting were foreign nationals; this has provoked a furious reaction from the BNP; "we don't need thugs, hooligans and criminals coming...

Nick Griffin just a composite of Clegg and Cameron's faces scientists claim 2
simonjmr 4 years

Here's one for Red, if you half Cameron and Cleggs faces and join the two halves together you get Nick Griffin. More soon...

British Army Unveils New Sponsorship Deals 4
JayGee 4 years

The British Army has today launched a series of sponsorship deals as part of its efforts to stave off the effects of budget cuts. Speaking at a news conference at the MoD, Sir Peter Wall, Chief of...

'Rich and elderly' under-represented in August riots says shock report 2
roybland 4 years

Hardly any rich, educated or elderly people took part in the August riots in England, a shock report has revealed.,  , The findings have baffled politicians and experts who are demanding an...

Pepe le Pew Prosecuted as “Sex Pest” 7
Quaz 4 years With France still reeling from the recent allegations against Dominique Strauss-Khan and the collapse of his subsequent trial,...

Documentary casts doubt on ‘two birds killed by one stone’ theory 2
ianslat 4 years

A new documentary due to be shown on Channel 4 later this week casts doubt on the widely-held view that two birds can be killed by one stone. The idea stems from the 1960s, when two birds were...

CPS drop race charges - no evidence that anyone has ever heard of a Golly doll 0
medici2471 4 years
Steve Job's mother tells fans "He's not the messiah he's a very nerdy boy" 0
gregle 4 years

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C of E to display H&S warning 0
roybland 4 years
Play School granted listed building status due to the arched window. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Scientists discover Norobattyvirus – “The Last of the Winter Viruses” 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Symptoms include, vomiting, diarrhoea and wrinkly stockings...

Middle class protestors Occupy St Michael's food hall 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Occupy Tiny Tots protest draws world’s attention to ‘kids with better toys’ 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

There are fears that Tiny Tots nursery in Newport may go the same way as St Paul’s Cathedral, and be forced to close today after a small group of 4 year olds staged a protest aimed at drawing the...

All Blacks win Rugby World Cup. Decades of gloating ahead, say experts 3
Mrblacker 4 years
Thick Scammer booted off NewsBiscuit 4
witless 4 years

in record time, well done ed!...

Queen's Personal Assistant arrested - "Helping police with their equarries" 4
apepper 4 years

More to follow...

Referendum on UK's EU Membership. Spain to vote NO 5
Perks 4 years

Member states of the EU are to be given a vote to decide whether or not to renew the U.K's membership. It is thought that there will be considerable force behind the 'no' vote, especially from the...

New Zealanders 'relieved' as challenge of developing a culture is delayed again 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Consternation among men as tenth colour is officially announced 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Steve Jobs to return as cyborg to "destroy Android" 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

. (tasteless?)...

Terry: "If I was a racist I wouldn't be shagging his wife. Or his mother." 0
dvo4fun 4 years
Apathy Society closes down, blames rise in interest rates 5
bonjonelson 4 years