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President Assad pleads guilty...to impersonating Burt from Sesame Street 0
hansens-scar 07.12.11 1:23pm
hansens-scar
Cameron accused of plagarism in his Eurozone speech

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I will say: It is to wage war, by sea,...

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simonjmr 08.12.11 7:59pm
Simon Cowell to re-release "I got you babe" as Sunni & Shere Xmas charity song 2
dvo4fun 07.12.11 5:54pm
dvo4fun
Homeopathic Groupon offers 0.00000000001% discounts on popular purchases 1
bonjonelson 07.12.11 7:46pm
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Homeopath irritated by memory of stain on shirt 2
beau-jolly 07.12.11 1:30pm
beau-jolly
Astronomers discover supermassive black hole

where the European economy used to be...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 07.12.11 12:08pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Homeopathy. 6
John Ffitch-Rucker 07.12.11 3:22pm
Ostsee
Manx dyslexics commemerate 70 th Anniversary of Japanese attack on Peel Harbour 0
Zen 07.12.11 12:04pm
Zen
Eco-Warrior sends family e-Christmas card and invite to festive video conference 0
Iamthestig 07.12.11 12:02pm
Iamthestig
Dorset dyslexics commemerate 70 th Anniversary of Japanese attack Poole Harbour 0
Zen 07.12.11 12:02pm
Zen
Payday loan company wanting cheap labour told "your czech is in the post" 0
Perks 07.12.11 11:56am
Perks
Chinese Pandas renamed 'Phwoar' and 'Wahey' to stimulate mating process 0
Drylaw 07.12.11 11:53am
Drylaw
Germany's cheque stuck in Christmas post.

Troubled Eurozone nations are becoming increasingly concerned amid a rumour that Germany's Christmas cheque may be stuck in a sorting office outside Dusseldorf. The cheque was posted two weeks ago,...

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Boutros 07.12.11 11:51am
Boutros
New European currency to be named the Merkozy 0
Iamthestig 07.12.11 11:24am
Iamthestig
Scientists claim 2013 may have shortest February on record

Researchers at the Institute for Applied Theoretics, in Basel, France, are claiming that Global Warming is increasing the risk of shorter Februaries and predict that in 2013 the month will be...

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bonjonelson 07.12.11 11:21am
bonjonelson
Kepler 22b makes exceedingly good planets 0
Iamthestig 07.12.11 11:21am
Iamthestig
Blacks/Millets 500 shop camping conglomerate may close. Occupy London "dismayed" 0
dvo4fun 07.12.11 11:10am
dvo4fun
Man charged with murder in 2000 ‘expected in court any day now’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.12.11 11:05am
Duncan Biscuit
HMV apologises in advance for X Factor winner’s single 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.12.11 11:04am
Duncan Biscuit
Lifestyle choice of reading ‘Daily Mail’ behind 40% of cancer scares 1
Duncan Biscuit 07.12.11 12:35pm
Sinnick
Britons ‘less likely to help others’ except when it comes to answering surveys 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.12.11 11:03am
Duncan Biscuit
Chancellor denies smoking/cancer link saying 'it's healthy for the economy

The UK government has moved swiftly today to reject the findings of a report that suggests smoking is one of the main causes of cancer. The report by Cancer Research UK claims tobacco is responsible...

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Perks 07.12.11 11:22am
kimllfixit
Eurozone crisis solved – Germany and France to join Pound

In a surprise joint statement last night, President Nicolas Sarkozy, Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron announced a radical solution to the Eurozone debt crisis. With Mrs...

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GreenCross 10.12.11 10:50pm
GreenCross
Troops withdrawn from Afghanistan following health & safety workplace assessment

Defence Secretary Phillip Hammond has today confirmed the immediate withdrawal of British troops from Afghanistan on the receipt of a negative health and safety workplace assessment. The documents...

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kimllfixit 08.12.11 1:37pm
kimllfixit
Christian festival to be moved to avoid clash with Christmas

The organisers of a worldwide Christian festival are to choose an alternative date for the event. ‘We accept that in hindsight choosing 25th December was a mistake’ said chief spokesman for...

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ianslat 07.12.11 10:39am
Ostsee
Creationists claim Kepler 22-b is only 3 days old 1
charlies_hat 07.12.11 11:50am
Ostsee
LHC team abandons quest for Homeopathic particle after Health and Safety scare

A massive surge of electricity brought Geneva to a halt yesterday as computers and trams crashed. The cause was an emergency shutdown at the nearby Large Hadron Collider, where panicking scientists...

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Gong of Fur 09.12.11 3:49pm
Des Custard
Add-on selling taken to new extremes as Argos start pushing houses

In the run up to Christmas retailers who have had a tough year are trying to make the most of their seasonal boost in sales, by suggesting all manner of additional products that customers might like...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 08.12.11 7:48am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Had an affair? Pickford's Removals of Richmond will help you 'Move Like Jagger' 0
ronseal 07.12.11 8:21am
ronseal
Quentin Wilson and Channel Five issue tepid apology for benign TV show claim

Fifth Gear presenter Quentin Wilson has issued a moderate apology for comments made on C5's magazine teatime show "Who's Watching?" when he claimed that some of the workers who withdrew labour during...

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thisisall1word 07.12.11 12:29am
thisisall1word