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Potholes on East Grinstead street ‘a haven’ for international cavers

Residents have been left stunned as teams of cavers flock together each weekend to explore 134 potholes in a stretch of road less than 350 yards long. Locals living in Hackenden Close in East...

Dick Everyman 02.11.12 11:56pm
Dick Everyman
“Practice safe sex”, Woodland Trust tells tree-huggers. “Wear mittens”... 0
Tripod 02.11.12 8:34pm
Elephant learns Korean in a Gangnam style. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 02.11.12 8:30pm
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Comet to return to high street in approx 70 years 5
charlies_hat 02.11.12 5:44pm
Beaver tastier than hamster claims Starr.... 1
misterjingles 02.11.12 5:11pm
New Westminster scandal erupts as MP’s admit faking orgasms

Over a hundred MP’s of all sexes may be plunged into a new scandal this week as multiple admissions of members’ orgasm-faking emerge on both sides of the house. The Whips Offices of all...

nickb 02.11.12 5:08pm
Forestry Commission confirms 'We're going to lose the Ashes' 2
custard cream 02.11.12 5:03pm
Adam Richman returns to TV screens with "Man vs ER"

Following the popularity of the programmes "Man vs Food" and "Man vs Food Nation", Adam Richman's new series follows him through a variety of medically based adventures. He will be travelling from...

Nails UK 02.11.12 4:28pm
Nails UK
BBC probes claims that Bernard Manning was a multicultural homophile in the 70s 0
cinquecento 02.11.12 3:42pm
North East US flooded with benefit concerts 0
Dumbnews 02.11.12 3:27pm
D-Day Carrier Pigeon message decoded

Experts at Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) in Cheltenham, Glos, have finally deciphered a secret 1942 wartime message found on a carrier pigeon. The D-Day message reads: "Am I supposed...

custard cream 02.11.12 2:21pm
Man complains of rip-off enema clinics after being “completely cleaned out” 3
quango 02.11.12 1:03pm
New Chelsea Mascot revealed to be 'Chocolate' the Monkey 0
Screenie 02.11.12 12:38pm
Hospital admits patients who watch EastEnders put on 'end of life pathway' 3
custard cream 02.11.12 11:43am
Police to investigate claims Freddie Starr was 'funny'

more soon . <slightly stolen ticker>...

Squudge 02.11.12 11:41am
Tabloid Transfer Talk story writer in showdown talks with bosses

Gary O'Shea, once feted as one of football's best young transfer speculation writers, is believed to be in showdown talks with his manager at The Sun's sport pages. He's furious, insiders say, at...

ronseal 02.11.12 11:17am
Freddie Starr denies partnership with Richard Gere in ‘rodent-themed restaurant’ 0
Tripod 02.11.12 11:10am
Queues for iPad Mini 20% shorter than for iPad... 0
Tripod 02.11.12 11:01am
Ryanair bans people who can read as woman ejected for carrying a book on flight

A spokesperson for the company is quoted as saying, "There is no place for intellectuals on our flights. Why do you think those emergency procedures cards are all in pictures? We work very hard at...

Ian Searle 02.11.12 10:32am
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James Bond film franchise “to carry on until the end of recorded time”...

Even though there are no more Ian Fleming books to film, the success of [i]Skyfall[/i] means the James Bond film franchise is here to stay. Sam Mendes has signed up, on behalf of himself and the next...

Tripod 02.11.12 9:46am
Saville Enquiry: police arrest ‘Blockbuster’ in glam-heavy dawn raid

Police have made their second arrest following the allegations surrounding DJ Jimmy Saville, swooping on the Cambridge home of shadowy glam rock icon ‘Blockbuster.’ The 70 year old figurehead...

Skylarking 02.11.12 9:16am
Jimmy Saville could have made a great Priest says Pope

In the first new sensational interview since thousands of alleged accusations about Jimmy Saville emerged, interviewed by Sir David Frost, the Pope admitted Jimmy Saville could have made a good...

Reg Herring 02.11.12 9:13am
Is Videotex on the way out?

-1055 miller road, Videotex HQ- Finally, with LTE poised to rake the market like a band of tiny Storm Troopers, Videotex's monopoly of text transmission over the UHF is coming to an end. Albeit,...

Jake 02.11.12 6:50am
Comet to file for Administration, anytime between 7 a.m and 7p.m 5
virtuallywill 02.11.12 12:06am
Tesco's wins "Best Online Marketing" award from British Wine Guzzlers Assn.

Even more soon...

Maverick 01.11.12 11:45pm
Oxfam shops in Comet stores take-over bid

In a possible last minute reprieve high street retailer Comet may be bought out by Oxfam in a deal which could create thousands of volunteer positions across the UK. In an email to staff Comet chief...

Dick Everyman 01.11.12 11:17pm
Dick Everyman
"We were victims too" claim guinea pigs. 0
nickb 01.11.12 10:50pm
Trick or treaters given baby hedgehog crisps. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.11.12 10:47pm
Freddie Starr ate my.....

.[ you can fill in the rest for yourselves ]...

deskpilot3 01.11.12 9:08pm
Doubts as "Racist" Chelsea fan is observed peeling banana with his feet....

before picking fleas off John Terry and eating them...

Jammydodgers 01.11.12 8:56pm