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Unemployed scaremongers 'may be forced to re-train' as fish or ironmongers 17
dicky37 4 years

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Anti-capitalists demand grammar law change 1
Perks 4 years

Anti-Capitalist protesters have continued their protest outside the British Library promising not to leave until grammar rules have been changed. The group, Occupy Sesame Street, believe that...

Merkel sends Sarkozy/Cameron to bed early after "Silly Argument" 0
Drylaw 4 years
Churches to display warning: "Souls may go down as well as up" 2
Sinnick 4 years

from on idea by roybland...

British holiday-makers pool hoarded Euros to buy back power from EU 0
kga6 4 years
Football manager questions commitment of players only giving 100% 0
Plockton Assbeard 4 years
Dutch reeferendum: turnout likely to be high 8
nickb 4 years

isnpired by waylandmithy. Pork pie looks delicious. Suddenly peckish...

New Zealand's world cup joy mixed with woe as Man U. loses 0
apepper 4 years

New Zealand's happiness at the rugby world cup triumph has been mixed with sadness at the shock 6-1 defeat of Manchester United. Most United fans live in the southern hemisphere with a...

Viking detective Inspector Norse set for TV 9
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 4 years

ITV have commissioned a new Viking detective series to be screened early next year. Set in the year 1012, Inspector Norse will solve cases of rape and pillage in the hamlet of Oxford. A grumpy...

FTSE closes 59 points up - hits 3 month high - Occupy camp becomes lucky charm 0
GreenCross 4 years
BBC radio 4 news programme treats science feature seriously shock. 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

Media pundits were shocked today when BBC Radio 4’s flagship news programme ‘Today’ handled a science feature seriously. In contrast to the usual flippant,condescending, dismissive ‘nobody...

Ethiopia Vote for Ban on celebrities and camera crews 0
delightfullyodd 4 years

THE people of Ethiopia have unanimously voted for an immediate ban on camera crews and celebrities filming them for charitable means. Viktor Lamadu, spokesperson for EALHAC (Ethopia Against Lenny...

"Harold Camping was right" claims Gaddafi through a medium. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Daily Mail reports "Dastardly French beaten in final by former British Colony" 0
JohnA 4 years

Well done Kiwis. Well played...

Libya to investigate Gadaffi's death immediately after NATO airstrike 0
virtuallywill 4 years

friendly fire later...

Britain could save a fortune by switching to a less wasteful Energy Minister 0
ronseal 4 years
Recession hit ITV to screen Downturn Abbey. 7
spoole2112 4 years

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Man flying to constipation championships "had one in the departure lounge" 1
Spoinge 4 years
Liam Fox rushes out his "Both sides to every, Tory" autobiography for Christmas 0
simonjmr 4 years
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Perks 4 years

Heart attack concerns for news article with a 'dodgy ticker'...

Réferendum - the Parfum du Salmond that says 'I'm leaving' 13
4 years

Clear the air with the season-after the season-after the season-after-next's 'must have' scent. Invoking the whiff of freedom, the spirit of celtic dreams and the stench of bad maths, Réferendum...

BNP fury as 1 in 7 rioters from abroad - "We should only use British rioters" 1
apepper 4 years

It has been revealed that 1 in 7 of the people convicted of rioting were foreign nationals; this has provoked a furious reaction from the BNP; "we don't need thugs, hooligans and criminals coming...

Nick Griffin just a composite of Clegg and Cameron's faces scientists claim 2
simonjmr 4 years

Here's one for Red, if you half Cameron and Cleggs faces and join the two halves together you get Nick Griffin. More soon...

British Army Unveils New Sponsorship Deals 4
JayGee 4 years

The British Army has today launched a series of sponsorship deals as part of its efforts to stave off the effects of budget cuts. Speaking at a news conference at the MoD, Sir Peter Wall, Chief of...

'Rich and elderly' under-represented in August riots says shock report 2
roybland 4 years

Hardly any rich, educated or elderly people took part in the August riots in England, a shock report has revealed.,  , The findings have baffled politicians and experts who are demanding an...

Pepe le Pew Prosecuted as “Sex Pest” 7
Quaz 4 years With France still reeling from the recent allegations against Dominique Strauss-Khan and the collapse of his subsequent trial,...

Documentary casts doubt on ‘two birds killed by one stone’ theory 2
ianslat 4 years

A new documentary due to be shown on Channel 4 later this week casts doubt on the widely-held view that two birds can be killed by one stone. The idea stems from the 1960s, when two birds were...

CPS drop race charges - no evidence that anyone has ever heard of a Golly doll 0
medici2471 4 years
Steve Job's mother tells fans "He's not the messiah he's a very nerdy boy" 0
gregle 4 years

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C of E to display H&S warning 0
roybland 4 years