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Phillips Claim Design Of Hot Cross Buns Is Their Patent

They are to be described as "Posidriv" buns in future...

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Titus 01.04.13 8:01am
Titus
Police Refuse To Attend Crime Scene "Because It's Dark & We Might Fall Over" 0
Titus 01.04.13 7:57am
Titus
Long awaited Pope Easter Message starts "April Fools...."

Zombie time!...

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anhodika 01.04.13 2:44am
anhodika
Joke release postponed again. 0
Paddy Berzinski 01.04.13 1:11am
Paddy Berzinski
Earth shattering revelation about to be revealed to unsuspecting public 0
Paddy Berzinski 01.04.13 1:07am
Paddy Berzinski
Sunderland sack De Canio and appoint International Rescue 0
Not Amused 31.03.13 11:29pm
Not Amused
New Sunderland manager vows to “make the trains run on time”... 0
Tripod 31.03.13 11:24pm
Tripod
Di Canio to sign Giorgos Katidis for Sunderland. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 31.03.13 11:05pm
Al OPecia
Warren Buffet invests fortune in lettucey snacks 0
A.A.Arkwright 31.03.13 10:06pm
A.A.Arkwright
Playboy mansion chaos as supplier misinterprets order for huge chocolate bunnies 0
Nowherefast 31.03.13 9:57pm
Nowherefast
Budget cuts reduce Grand Old Duke of York's men to three territorials 1
custard cream 31.03.13 9:32pm
Squudge
Starbucks 'suspended coffee' scheme fails as full cup lands on customer 0
custard cream 31.03.13 9:27pm
custard cream
Nelson Mandela made rapid recovery after Oscar Pistorius 'offered' to visit him 1
custard cream 31.03.13 9:18pm
Squudge
North Korea stockpiling deadly monosyllables, warns UN 1
sydalg 31.03.13 9:09pm
writinginbsl
Sunderland sack Martin O’Neill and sign Martin O’Neill...

Martin O’Neill has been sacked as manager of Sunderland Football Club. Ellis Short, the club’s owner, thanked the outgoing manager for his efforts over the past 14 months. “Football is all...

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Tripod 31.03.13 9:08pm
custard cream
People who swim with sharks less likely to die of cancer, says Daily Mail 2
sydalg 31.03.13 9:05pm
writinginbsl
Norfolk police officer in 'dangerous prick' fiasco

A police officer from Norfolk is suing a petrol station owner for having real sand in a bucket that was intended for putting out pretend fires., A letter from solicitors Patterson & Fuckwits...

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Gerontius 31.03.13 8:59pm
writinginbsl
Satire is Dead

Immi-Grants Storm the Bastille (sic) There is nothing racist about wanting one’s country to have traditions and a sense of identity. No one wants to visit Venice and find a greasy man from...

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Thewoodenleg 31.03.13 8:56pm
writinginbsl
Higgs-Boson Team to Lead Search for Nick Clegg’s Spine

It was announced today that Dr Lyn Evans, fresh from his success in finding the elusive Higgs Boson, is to lead a team of subatomic physicists searching for Nick Clegg’s missing spine....

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deceangli 31.03.13 8:51pm
writinginbsl
Millions of Bulgarians already crouched at border, starter pistol cocked 0
sydalg 31.03.13 8:35pm
sydalg
Politicians decry Met Police 'leaking like politicians'

more soon, unfortunately...

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Squudge 31.03.13 6:29pm
Squudge
Harris relieved as police only quiz him on murder of Stairway to Heaven 1
sydalg 31.03.13 4:51pm
MADJEZ
March weather explained as God shouts, "April Fools!"

People up and down the country are trying to laugh along with God after the revelation that unseasonably cold March weather was a "prank". "Don't I deserve a bit of fun?", asked the deity. "It takes...

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apepper 31.03.13 4:44pm
apepper
Chancellor George Osborne revealed to be on Workfare placement

Treasury sources today admitted that Chancellor of the United Kingdom, George Osborne, otherwise known as Oik, was infact at the Treasury on a workfare placement. Questions were raised with regards...

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shambles 31.03.13 4:33pm
sydalg
Media offer reward for 1st picture of David Milliband awkwardly eating a Hot Dog 1
reforse 31.03.13 4:13pm
sredni vashta
'Players can referee their own games', says FA...

With the players convinced that they know better than the match officials, they will be assuming the duties of the referee and linesmen from the start of next season. Brian Beecham, Press officer of...

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Tripod 31.03.13 4:11pm
Tripod
Viral infection hits back at do-gooders

The lung infection affecting Nelson Mandela’s chest has hit back at the thousands of people who have been offering up prayers for the former SA president over the weekend, reminding them that it...

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Gerontius 31.03.13 3:29pm
Squudge
Families 'denied justice' as police chief escapes censure

David Cameron has denied that 'government pressure' was behind the death of a religious activist in the Middle East but assured relatives there would be a full investigation into the matter. The...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 31.03.13 1:40pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
DPRK Apologises: Young un too busy eating Easter eggs to come out to play today.

More belligerent rhetoric from t' chubby North Korean lad tomorrow....

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Nowherefast 31.03.13 1:33pm
Nowherefast
Gregg Allman's autograph revealed in corner of Turin Shroud 0
Drylaw 31.03.13 1:29pm
Drylaw