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British Forces in Afghanistan delighted with new ball-istic protection. 9
Sharpehunter 3 years

Following recent concerns from soldiers in Afghanistan the Ministry of Defence has demonstrated their willingness to ensure they have the best equipment possible. Within days all front-line troops...

Patients surviving longer than their doctor estimates to be killed says Obama. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Inquiry starts after management consultant ‘Almost killed by falling pencil’ 0
antharrison 3 years

The Health & Safety Executive has launched an ‘Immediate and urgent’ investigation into the circumstances leading to Brian Mullins, a 48 year-old management consultant from Manchester...

Cheryl Cole in column inch loss emergency. 1
flossie mcjava 3 years

Cheryl Cole has been rushed to hospital again this week in a bid to regain front page headlines. Sources close to her said "she has tried everything to boost her media coverage and this is the last...

Dame Vera Lynn to pose for Nuts magazine. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Sioux chief sues school for right to wear feathers 3
ramblesnake 3 years

Following the case of a Muslim woman who is taking Disneyland to court for not allowing her to wear a hijab in a job which involves public interface a teacher is taking similar action against his...

Newly released documents reveal Thatcher considered Scargill "a bit of a hottie" 11
uddertucker 3 years
New dope scandal in the world of horse racing as Peter Andre becomes jockey 0
Basil_B 3 years

' I actually thought I was going to become a disc jockey' said the naive fool...

Host of TV's Weakest Link found dead at home.. 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

to the despair of the BBC's day time veiwers it isn't Anne Robinson, it is the South African show's host!...

11 dead, 45 injured in Graduation 'Mortar-boarding' tragedy 7
pinxit 3 years

What should have been a day of celebration at Camford University's Graduation Ceremony turned into a scene of devastation today, as young graduates were tragically felled by plummeting mortarboards....

Rowan Williams urges CofE anti-gay dissidents to 'sing from the same him-sheet' 3
pinxit 3 years
Bass to market Responsibly Beer, as it is on all alcohol ads. 1
virtuallywill 3 years

You know how to drink...

Aussie psychic crocodile Dirty Harry eats retired psychic octopus Paul 2
pinxit 3 years

'He didn't see that coming' says devastated German Aquarium owner...

Met apologize to family of Jean Charles de Menezes, target his brother Dennis 1
virtuallywill 3 years

more or less later...

Gosling admits wasting police time and is released without charge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Don't celebrate anniversary of Megrahi's release UK tells Libya. Moonpig furious 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
OCD sufferers put deniers of the condition in their place. 3
virtuallywill 3 years

more at regular intervals...

Ray Gosling arrested for committing career suicide 0
Insomnia 3 years
ISO assigns fonts for satirists, comic writers 7
Golgo13 3 years

In order to avoid confusion and regulate font usage across its 163 member states, the International Organization for Standardization (ISO) announced new directives in a press release this morning on...

Swift police success in push to identify 'cold-case' railway death victims 2
pinxit 3 years

Lord Lucan 'may have been secretive train-spotter', say police...

Rumors gain steam concerning if Obama is a carbon-based life-form 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Megrahi being treated in clinic set up by Lord Lucan. 5
Griffin 3 years
Last U.S combat soldier leaves Iraq 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Al Megrahi condition deteriorates, bookies give 5/1 to be top Newcastle scorer 1
virtuallywill 3 years

weak at the back...

Battle of Britain fly-past sponsored by BMW 4
ramblesnake 3 years
Winter fuel allowance to be frozen. Also pensioners. 13
rickwestwell 3 years
Large rat caught had been dining out on the contents of John Prescotts fridge 0
Basil_B 3 years

It was only just bigger than a mouse a week ago...

Man who vandalized Scotland Yard’s garden is charged with wasting police thyme 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

British spin doctors develop new wonder drug cancer cure - Megrahi-Al 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Once again, Britain's spin doctors are the envy of the world., They've developed a new wonder drug, Megrahi-Al, which instantly cures cancer. It's already been tested on a member of the...

Winston Churchill sends 70th Anniversary message from the grave: 1
Sharpehunter 3 years "Never before in the field of human conflict have so many given so much for such a bunch of utterly ungrateful wasters!" "To be...