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Boss of failing Axminster company to face boardroom carpeting

aye thankyou, suppose I better get back to work now...

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Scronnyglonkle 21.02.13 8:56am
Scronnyglonkle
Pryce Trial film to be called 12 Simple Men 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.02.13 8:54am
Scronnyglonkle
South African Police defend their "Takes one to know one" investigative method 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.02.13 8:51am
Scronnyglonkle
Chancellor Introduce's Tax On Superfluou's Apostrophe's

See what I did there?...

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Titus 21.02.13 8:45am
Titus
Outcry As Tax Payers Money Spent on Anger Management Classes for Super Villains

It has been revealed that the hall in the Kentish village of Barton Hazeldene is being used for a twice-weekly anger management course exclusive to super villains. Towering psychopaths such as the...

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Carter 21.02.13 8:31am
Sinnick
Revealed: 10 questions put by jury to judge in Vicky Pryce trial

Extracts from the trial of Chris Huhne's former wife reveal the jury asked the following questions:, - Who are you?, - Who am I?, - Are we there yet?, - Why are you wearing a wig?, - Who is that...

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custard cream 21.02.13 7:55am
Squudge
Tony Blair appeared during daylight again, raising hopes for a cure for Vampires 1
jenlon 21.02.13 7:53am
Squudge
European Monetary Fund places order for Clone Army with secretive North Korea 0
jenlon 21.02.13 3:18am
jenlon
Chris Huhne Appeals Verdict on Grounds That "Jury Was Clearly Crap" 0
Titus 21.02.13 1:25am
Titus
Your life could depend on your bedtime routine

Oscar’s Checklist: [s]Close bathroom window[/s], [s]Switch off electric fan[/s], [s]Close balcony doors[/s], [s]Switch on burglar alarm[/s], Load 9 mm Parabellum pistol, Remove prosthetic...

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lane-avenger 20.02.13 11:50pm
lane-avenger
Pistorius police witness claims: "She did call him a pleb" 0
PeterB 20.02.13 11:32pm
PeterB
Pistorius to get beReevament councilling

Still king of the puns!...

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lane-avenger 20.02.13 10:57pm
lane-avenger
Pryce: "Chris was a pointless man"

..I'll get my coat :-(...

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MikeF 20.02.13 10:46pm
Squudge
Upbeat Pistorius already in training for 2032 Paralympics 0
sydalg 20.02.13 10:30pm
sydalg
'If only I'd known they were that stupid' laments Huhne 0
medici2471 20.02.13 10:28pm
medici2471
Blair denies Papacy bid is attempt to avoid Warcrimes Tribunal. 2
reforse 20.02.13 10:21pm
sydalg
Pistorius accuses judge of presiding over kangaroo court

please improve and jump to it!...

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MikeF 20.02.13 10:07pm
MikeF
Pistorius preposterous protest prosecution. 1
MADJEZ 20.02.13 9:51pm
custard cream
Royal corgi to get media training after  jibe that  she  "lacks personality"

Muggles, the new royal corgi is to be trained by a top media and public relations agency, after being accused of being a "plastic pooch" selected only because of her breed.  Long held convention...

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nickb 20.02.13 9:30pm
nickb
Lance Armstrong turns-down ASDA interview

The unemployed and banned cyclist Lance Armstrong has revealed that he has decided to turn-down an interview with ASDA as he is hoping for a job in another country. 'ASDA wrote to me asking if I...

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antharrison 20.02.13 9:19pm
antharrison
Axedminster 1
medici2471 20.02.13 9:18pm
Squudge
Eastleigh Labour candidate advised public to "stick deckchairs up their noses"

• Writer John O’Farrell was part of lefty group that invited public to injure themselves in various ways., • Also included ‘totally unfunded’ encouragement to buy aircraft., • Catchy...

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Mr Target 20.02.13 8:28pm
Squudge
Retiring Pope "runs away to Circus Maximus". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.02.13 8:02pm
Al OPecia
White British "fleeing Eastleigh for London". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.02.13 8:01pm
Al OPecia
White British "fleeing London for Eastleigh". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.02.13 8:01pm
Al OPecia
Axminster Carpets Laid to Rest

Goddam you guys have got me doing it now. Sodding pun Damn! Damn! Damn!...

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scribbler 20.02.13 7:36pm
sponge finger
Carpet company goes into Axministration 1
victimms 20.02.13 7:34pm
sponge finger
Axminster carpets beaten

<cough>...

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Squudge 20.02.13 7:32pm
sponge finger
Axminster rolled up

<sigh>...

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Squudge 20.02.13 7:31pm
sponge finger
Axminster unraveled 0
Squudge 20.02.13 7:28pm
Squudge