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'It's trading standards gone mad' say football clubs forced to change names

There has been widespread consternation among football clubs up and down the country, following the news that trading standards officers have forced Chelsea FC to change their name to Fulham FC...

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Oxbridge 12.04.12 7:05pm
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Furniture store arsonist receives big discount on prison sentence 3
Mandy Lifeboat 12.04.12 7:00pm
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Judges back ‘napkin gang’ extradition

A man who stole paper napkins from a branch of KFC in [url=http://media.iwm.org.uk/iwm/mediaLib/42/media-42381/large.jpg]Tipton[/url] is to be extradited to the US to face criminal charges and could...

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St.Cecilia 12.04.12 6:56pm
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Scientists working on String Theory have finally worked out how long a piece is. 0
Ian Searle 12.04.12 6:16pm
Ian Searle
Simon Cowel To Insure Ego for £16m 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 6:16pm
thisisall1word
Trayvon shooting,Zimmerman in frame, but could walk,says DA.

Albeit very unsteadily...

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Zen 12.04.12 6:15pm
Zen
Convicted German Incest Couple Not Even Slightly Royal 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 6:01pm
thisisall1word
After night on the lash in German pub man wakes up with awful Hannover 0
pinxit 12.04.12 5:53pm
pinxit
Dalek creator Davros sets up auction web site, oBay.com 0
pinxit 12.04.12 5:51pm
pinxit
Eastenders to Apply for Internet Suffix .cotton 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 5:43pm
thisisall1word
Abu Hamza set to become the new face Neutrogena Hand Cream 2
Scronnyglonkle 12.04.12 4:48pm
Scronnyglonkle
U.S. wins War on Terror: Santorum exits presidential race 0
canaryyellow 12.04.12 4:46pm
canaryyellow
BBC set to replace all leading journalists with ex football pros

Following the resounding successful replacement of all serious sports reporters with long haired narcissist Robbie Savage, the BBC has rolled out plans to replace the majority of its journalists and...

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button 12.04.12 3:54pm
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nickb 12.04.12 3:37pm
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US to replace Hamza's hooks with Sooty & Sweep puppets to ease life in solitary 0
cinquecento 12.04.12 3:35pm
cinquecento
Yorkshire Tea

Yorkshire Tea? Plantations found on Ilkley Moor...

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Mark Gregory 12.04.12 3:25pm
Mark Gregory
Peter Pan producers in hunt to replace Abu Hamza

A forthcoming production of Peter Pan has been thrown into chaos by the sudden withdrawal of Abu Hamza who was to have played Captain Hook. "He was a natural", explained a spokesman, "and saved a...

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apepper 12.04.12 2:42pm
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Met says anti terrorist hotline recorded and played at Christmas Party 0
Scronnyglonkle 12.04.12 2:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
America urges more random shooting to stop 'national girlyness'

America is to pass more laws encouraging random firearm incidents among members of the public, in order to 'ensure the country doesn't become gay'. "For hundreds of years Americans have enjoyed...

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Shandy 12.04.12 12:26pm
Shandy
Samantha Brick launches mirror franchise...

..you can be beautiful too...

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DiY 12.04.12 11:44am
DiY
Alan Davies wins The Sun' s Man of the Year award

Liverpudlians -known the world over for their sense of humour...

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Tomfinger 12.04.12 10:43am
Tomfinger
Elvis regrets “faked death” denial blunder

Elvis Presley, AKA Dwayne Summerfield, admits that years of subterfuge were in vain when he unthinkingly denied faking his own death. Dwayne had covered his tracks for years by posting “Elvis...

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Yikes 12.04.12 9:40am
Yikes
Adele revealed to be £8 million more attractive than Cheryl Cole 0
cinquecento 12.04.12 8:33am
cinquecento
Parents suffer 'special needs' heartbreak

A mother from Didcot has been talking about the devastating moment the joy of child birth turned to despair following the birth of a baby boy earlier this year., For Sarah (not her real name) the...

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Gerontius 12.04.12 8:28am
Gerontius
Stonned Sony Executive tells redundant staff Walkman 0
Scronnyglonkle 12.04.12 8:15am
Scronnyglonkle
Study reveals small biologists have difficulty reaching an organism. 0
weematt 12.04.12 8:14am
weematt
Sat Nav developed which successfully navigates between a rock and a hard place 0
Ian Searle 12.04.12 8:09am
Ian Searle
Womens 10k Beach Walk "stick-on gold" for Brazil 0
Drylaw 12.04.12 8:07am
Drylaw
Sushi Chef fired for striking a raw nerve 0
Ian Searle 12.04.12 8:06am
Ian Searle
Scientists to employ nubile Swedish aides as solar flares effect moral compass 0
simonjmr 12.04.12 8:02am
simonjmr