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Channel 4 live drugs trial results affected by Jon Snow's tie claim 0
custard cream 27.09.12 11:05am
custard cream
“I am not a ham actor” claims Clegg

In front of a global audience of about ten people at the LibDem conference Nick Clegg today tried to convince his reflection in the mirror about his convictions. “Let me say this” said the...

Reg Herring 27.09.12 10:46am
Reg Herring
High anxiety pill use "worrying" 0
Not Amused 27.09.12 10:18am
Not Amused
Cameron on Letterman, forgets name of his Deputy 0
Sinnick 27.09.12 9:18am
Cameron shows he's thick enough to be a U.S. President

Have you been mis-sold a PPE degree?...

Lucy4 27.09.12 9:09am
Research reveals Rochdale weddings average 8 grooms per bridesmaid 0
cinquecento 27.09.12 9:08am
David Cameron to appear on Jeremy Kyle...Maybe Loose Women.

Following his successful, if utterly pointless attempt to win over the American public, who don't vote in UK elections, David Cameron has decided to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show in order to appeal...

moanygit 27.09.12 7:08am
Rowling announces Potter "Directors Cut" to be titled "50 Shades of Harry"

Subsequent Books to be retitled: "50 House elves more" and "Ejaculatium!"...

moanygit 27.09.12 6:49am
Alternative Comparison Website for Students Announced

The Government has announced plans for a comparison website to allow potential students to easily compare information about universities., Institutions will be graded on key areas such as the...

Queen of Tarts 27.09.12 6:00am
Queen of Tarts
Party Conference Season Sees Rise in Wind Farm Output

More hot air soon...

Quaz 26.09.12 11:47pm
Cinema owners concerned at worldwide shortage of Maltesers.

OMEC, the Organisation of Malteser Exporting Countries, has announced that it would consider increasing production of Maltesers if demand remains high. A spokesman for OMEC said "We do have the...

Maverick 26.09.12 10:43pm
Lib Dem conference 2013: Clegg reviews policy promises

In his speech to next year’s Lib Dem conference, Nick Clegg pointed proudly to the “very real influence” that his party had had on Coalition policies. “In 2012 we said that pensions could be...

Sir Lupus 26.09.12 9:35pm
Sir Lupus
“Go back to your constituencies”, says Clegg, “and prepare for humiliation”... 1
Tripod 26.09.12 8:52pm
Question 1: If a teacher shags underage pupil, how many years can he expect? 29
Tripod 26.09.12 8:39pm
Lib Dems prefer ranting about wealth tax to figuring out how to tax Amazon... 0
deskpilot3 26.09.12 8:33pm
Plan to train badgers to cull themselves

The Government is considering a plan proposed by the MOD to train badgers to replace marksman by 2015. "We are confident that local badgers are in the best position to spot sufferers of TB and to...

apepper 26.09.12 7:59pm
Lib Dem relief at return to inventing policies they will not need to implement 1
antharrison 26.09.12 7:17pm
Airforce1 to be fitted with opening windows if Romney wins. 2
sigmund 26.09.12 7:15pm
School girls to wear burkas...

In Mathis lessons and on ferries...

Cinders 26.09.12 7:06pm
Hubble telescope gets clearest ever picture of Pippa Middleton's bottom

The Hubble space telescope has spent the last three weeks focusing itself on just one heavenly body - that of Pippa Middleton, sister to royalty. Pippa is best known for her very shapely derriere, as...

BaronVonNoodle 26.09.12 6:31pm
Greek General Strike - Massive productivity rise reported 0
reforse 26.09.12 6:31pm
Anti-capitalist protesters admit "we were wrong"

The anti-capitalist group Beg For Change have announced that they made an "error of judgement" last year when they took part in the Occupy London demonstrations. The group took past in the protests...

BaronVonNoodle 26.09.12 6:15pm
Mitt Romney to commission world's first convertible plane 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 26.09.12 5:50pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Cameron sends entire police force on Pleb Awareness course

David Cameron announced that the recent Westminster gate affair had brought to light the need for certain people to become more aware of their behaviour. "I have booked the entire police force on a...

MahoganyGas 26.09.12 5:37pm
Fed Up Mum Finally Calls Time On 55 Year Old Internet Troll Son

An exasperated 75 year old widow has finally called time on her internet trolling 55 year old son and asked that he move out of the 2 bedroom council flat they share in Leeds. Beryl Duncan said the...

26.09.12 5:04pm
Goldilocks appears on 'Who do you think you are'

turns out she has forebears...

riesler 26.09.12 4:12pm
'Drink Courage!' Clegg urges Liberal Democrats 0
DustyBinLaden 26.09.12 4:02pm
Rolling Stones Set To Announce Eagerly Anticipated 2013 "Grim Reaper Tour"

Speculation is growing that the Rolling Stones are set to announce their worldwide “Grim Reaper Tour” to mark their 50th anniversary. Frontman Sir Mick Jagger set tongues wagging a few days ago...

26.09.12 3:49pm
Public: "Nick Clegg out of control" 0
Squudge 26.09.12 3:45pm
Drone Strike: Queen Bees threaten mass headache if Army is put on standby 0
MahoganyGas 26.09.12 3:33pm