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Cameron and Murdoch update relationship status to 'It's complicated' 2
Oxbridge 01.05.12 10:06am
Oxbridge
Recession hits football clichés as players start only giving 105% in big games 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 01.05.12 9:48am
kimllfixit
Olympic concert announced. Everyone under 30 says 'Duran who ?'

More soon. PS the really scary thing for those of us 'Over 30' is I never realised they'd not actually broken up...

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MADJEZ 01.05.12 9:47am
MADJEZ
Vanilla Ice In Legal Battle For Assisted Suicide Of Own Career

Rapper Robert Van Winkle, popularly known as Vanilla Ice, has joined euthanasia supporters and made a series of high profile appearances where he has spoken passionately about the need to end his own...

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Textbook 01.05.12 9:19am
writinginbsl
IOC demands MOD remove all branding from missiles. 2
Not Amused 01.05.12 9:17am
writinginbsl
P&O arranging summer cruises to the Isle of Tewkesbury.

Route includes the Straights of Gloucestershire...

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Maverick 01.05.12 9:16am
writinginbsl
Better to regret the women you fingered than the women you didn't finger

In twenty years you will regret the people you didn’t finger more than those you did. I don’t regret the past for the people I fingered. No way. Indeed I would finger everyone again if I had the...

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SugarTits69 01.05.12 8:22am
Sinnick
Evil Emperor Penguin finally overthrown by Antarctic Rebel Alliance

It seems that the whole Antarctic population is dancing on ice this morning after it was announced that the evil Emperor Penguin has finally been overthrown. Battles have been raging across the icy...

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wallster 01.05.12 7:59am
Oxbridge
Media keen to ask Woy Hodgson about Rooney, Euros and FIFA World Rankings 0
Midfield Diamond 01.05.12 7:29am
Midfield Diamond
M.o.D annouces Virtual Royal Navy to protect nation from Pirate Bay 0
Scronnyglonkle 01.05.12 7:09am
Scronnyglonkle
Blue half of Abu Dhabi ‘ecstatic’ 0
pitflaps 01.05.12 6:55am
pitflaps
Olympic defence missiles cancelled due to leaves on track. More soon. 0
Maverick 01.05.12 3:28am
Maverick
Saudi Space Program To Establish Seperate Planet For Women

Riyadh- Not content with seperate living rooms, universities and shops for women, Saudi scientists have announced a serious commitment to investigating the possibility of all-female colonies on the...

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Textbook 01.05.12 2:03am
Textbook
Naval Gazing..

In other news the Royal Navy has been showing off it's latest Warship (HMS Dragon) the first addition to the navy's mythical beast range. She will be joined by her sister ships HMS Leprechaun (made...

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willieeckerslike 30.04.12 9:56pm
willieeckerslike
Reduce your Carbon Lungprint..

NHS bosses today have confirmed the startling results of a five year study into the effects of smoking and the consumption of 'smoothies'. Liquidised fruit is now seen as the perfect way to...

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willieeckerslike 30.04.12 9:55pm
willieeckerslike
Airport crowds disperse after discovering Terminal Five isn't a boy band. 0
dominic_mcg 30.04.12 9:42pm
dominic_mcg
Research concludes 'men at orgies are like buses' 1
Perks 30.04.12 9:02pm
Skylarking
RH solves FA 'HR' problem 0
charlies_hat 30.04.12 8:03pm
charlies_hat
Man in Portsmouth Prawns Everything to Build Aquarium

Could be a Red herring!...

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GillsImp 30.04.12 6:39pm
GillsImp
Further Defence plans leaked

An MOD source today denied there were plans to use inflatable models of Eric Pickles as barrage balloons during the Olympics in London...

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Bismarck 30.04.12 5:53pm
Bismarck
Alesha Dixon under fire for only giving “100% yes” to tearful child

YouTube views of Saturday’s Britain’s Got Talent went sky-high following the emotional rendition of Beyonce’s ‘Listen’ by 9-year-old Malaki Paul; not because of his voice but because of...

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kimllfixit 30.04.12 5:52pm
JonnyJP
Olympic Defence Shock

A leaked memorandum has shocked the Westminster village. The memo contains plans to position a Royal Navy warship on top of a block of flats next to an inflatable dummy Olympic Stadium. The plan,...

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Bismarck 30.04.12 5:48pm
Bismarck
PM appoints David Blunkett to look for evidence against Jeremy Hunt

David Cameron has appointed former Home Secretary David Blunkett to look for wrongdoing by Jeremy Hunt. "I'm confident he won't see anything.", said Cameron...

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apepper 30.04.12 5:46pm
apepper
Koalas show restraint against boy band members

This can only go in one direction...

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victimms 30.04.12 5:14pm
victimms
Breadwinner still searching for ways to win bread

More soon....

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Haywood Manley 30.04.12 5:01pm
Haywood Manley
Home Secretary delighted as shedloads of illegals caught napping. 0
weematt 30.04.12 4:43pm
weematt
'Beds in sheds' detectives go undercover. 0
weematt 30.04.12 4:32pm
weematt
DIY tip: Make your bedroom into a cannabis farm by putting your bed in the shed 0
weematt 30.04.12 4:28pm
weematt
Athlete Dwain Chambers ready to go on the 'B' of the ban ..er bang. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.12 3:53pm
MADJEZ
MI6 inquest delay as expert witness locks himself in briefcase with his notes. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.12 3:51pm
MADJEZ