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iPhone ad voiceover man chokes to death on own smugness 0
Nick McCarr 27.02.12 11:19am
Nick McCarr
George Lucas offers to do 3D Special Edition of 'The Artist' 4
bonjonelson 27.02.12 11:19am
Kim Jong-un to scatter Baron Cohen's ashes at North Korean film festival 0
27.02.12 11:18am
Heir to the 17th Baronetcy 'dead or living in Africa'

Missing Heir to the 17th Baronetcy George 'Gideon' Osborne is dead or hiding somewhere in Africa according to reports. Osborne, usually prominent amongst London's social and political elite, hasn't...

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roybland 27.02.12 10:23am
roybland
Star of 'The Artist' strangely not speechless after winning Oscar. 0
Ian Searle 27.02.12 10:18am
Ian Searle
Sacha Baron Cohen sign's lucrative sponsorship deal with Shake n' Vac. 0
Ian Searle 27.02.12 10:17am
Ian Searle
Angelina Jolie...For two pins the world's media would put her on the front page

I'm sorry, this doesn't have a leg to stand on!...

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Ian Searle 27.02.12 10:15am
Ian Searle
Horse plans talking role after winning best supporting Oscar

Legendary Hollywood stallion, Dobbin Jr, the star of epic ‘War Horse’ was celebrating last night after winning an Oscar at last night’s glittering Academy Award ceremony in tinsel town. ...

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Stan 27.02.12 9:43am
Stan
European recycling laws to be introduced it Afganistan to prevent killing spree

Legislation from Brussels will now be enforced in Afganistan as it came to light that the recent bloodshed could have been prevented if the Nato soldiers would have been familiar with the concept of...

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4ty2 27.02.12 9:17am
4ty2
Wry grins replace suicide bombs as Taleban complete anger management course 0
cinquecento 27.02.12 9:11am
cinquecento
Archaeologists uncover prehistoric snowman at South Pole

A team of scientists and archaeologists from Britain have discovered what they believe to be a prehistoric snowman in a deep, permanent snow structure at the South Pole. The UK ambassador for...

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kga6 27.02.12 8:59am
dvo4fun
Black Sabbath reunion blamed on global war pig 0
and another one 27.02.12 8:54am
and another one
'The Artist' to be released in the US with subtitles. 0
Griffin 27.02.12 8:10am
Griffin
Ion Lady oscar win receives positive and negative comment 0
charlies_hat 27.02.12 8:09am
charlies_hat
Light aircraft floats away 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 27.02.12 12:34am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Originally flat earth now spherical 'due to global warping' expert claims

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dicky37 26.02.12 9:57pm
dicky37
Black and white telly owners 'smug' over success of The Artist 2
roybland 26.02.12 9:06pm
roybland
Levi Roots eyes larger market with new "Prog-Rock Prog-Rock" sauce

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Haywood Manley 26.02.12 8:35pm
Haywood Manley
EU Obscenity Laws cause chaos in UK

New EU regulations banning the use of obscenities in personal and business names are unexpectedly causing chaos across the UK. Businesses and individuals across all walks of life are being forced to...

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Nails UK 26.02.12 7:46pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Bloody Welsh! They come over here and take our cups 0
ronseal 26.02.12 7:46pm
ronseal
Christianity downgraded to single 'C' status by Faith and Moody

Christianity has been downgraded to single 'C' status by top religion credibility rating agency Faith and Moody (F&M). The rating means the Church has currently highly vulnerable obligations and...

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roybland 26.02.12 7:34pm
Skylarking
Arsene Wenger refuses to pay "Inflated fees" for pint at Pub 0
paddyparkinson 26.02.12 7:11pm
paddyparkinson
Police standby for smugness attacks as Wales winning the football and the rugby.

Worried Police chiefs have cancelled all leave as Cardiff City lead Liverpool in the Carling Cup final. After Wales beat England in the Rugby the prospect of gangs of irritatingly smug Welshmen...

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MADJEZ 26.02.12 6:13pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Cure for Christianity 'round the corner' say researchers

Christianity may soon be a thing of the past say researchers at Oxford University. 'We may have found a cure for the condition,' said Professor James Cross of Exeter College.'It could soon be as...

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roybland 26.02.12 6:11pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Ethnic stationary shops complain of being marginalised 0
quango 26.02.12 5:55pm
quango
The Sun on Sunday will meet highest standards, says flirty Chantelle, 32HH. 0
deskpilot3 26.02.12 4:50pm
deskpilot3
Man who dreamt of being world cup ball woke up kicking himself

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dicky37 26.02.12 4:06pm
dicky37
Neutrino gets speeding ticket overturned in Magistrates' Court

In a rare move, a Magistrates' Court has overturned a speeding ticket issued to a Neutrino, due to a challenge to the accuracy of a police speed gun. "I was ticking along at exactly the speed of...

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wwwiz 26.02.12 3:54pm
wwwiz
UN Rules should make wars “a little less rapey and killy”

An innovative move inspired by the great sporting heritage of International Boxing was unveiled by the UN today, following Red Cross calls for a daily two hour cease fire in Homs. “Boxing in its...

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dvo4fun 26.02.12 1:33pm
dvo4fun
Gangsters to create 300 new jobs in Manchester

Manchester’s premier criminal syndicate has announced it will be opening up three hundred new positions in their local gangs in the area. The move has led to the north west economy making a small...

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paddyparkinson 26.02.12 1:25pm
Drylaw