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Tobacco industry concerned smoking no longer "cool" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Coalition rift after Clegg "baggsed top bunk" 0
3 years
No recycled Egyptian jokes, orders Bahrain 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Following success of FCUK, Coconut fashion to launch CNUT brand 1
beau-jolly 3 years
Maths test for six-year-olds to include non-numbers 9
beau-jolly 3 years

Made-up numbers such as "thist" or "twevty" are to be included in the government's planned new maths test for six-year-olds in England., The idea has drawn criticism from numeracy experts who say...

Earthcare space laser to be self-funding by 2016 0
beau-jolly 3 years

To offset the 30% rise in costs of Europe’s Earthcare laser satellite new commercial uses are being considered. Dr Volker Liebig (real name - honest!), Esa's director of Earth observation says...

Middle Eastern Policy based largely on Bentine's works 1973 - 1980 0
3 years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXiqiC5dS8...

Local councils to include non-jobs 0
beau-jolly 3 years

oh, hang on...

New edition of OED to include made-up words 1
beau-jolly 3 years

has the word gone mad? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-12509477...

Government to take lessons from unemployed 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Following a report that 1.4 million people have been out of work for more than 10 years but are still able to spend all day in the pub, a government special commission has been set up to find out...

Local man confuses pressing a button on website with “actually helping”... 0
Doylem 3 years

“If I can help someone less fortunate than me, then I'm more than happy to do my bit”, said Craig Springer, as he repeatedly pressed a button marked 'YES!' on some website, in the vain hope that...

Muppets join Bahrain protest 1
beau-jolly 3 years

Voicing the concern of the assembled Muppets, wild-haired drummer, Animal, shouted, “Manama!” followed by a chorus of “doo doo di do do”...

Obama's new Child Healthcare plans example of Democratic "Nanny State" 0
Mors 3 years

Mike Crapo, Republican Senator for Idaho, said today that President Obama's plans for universal childcare for the under 5's including free kindergarten provision was just another example of the...

Government to privatise Forensic Service on a "No Win No Fee" basis. 0
Mors 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May, today announced the largest shake up of British Policing since the Lib/Con Alliance took power. In what she describes as an "innovative and bold move", the Forensic...

Game of Monopoly Ends Badly 0
Deimos 3 years

An innocent game of Monopoly between friends the last Saturday evening ended in dispute when the banker refused to give anybody any money until his bonus expectations were addressed. As the...

Voting method for vote on voting method to be put to the vote. 2
malgor 3 years

MPs were left running round in little circles last night trying to figure a way out of the logical loop they’d inadvertently got sucked into by deciding to have a vote on the voting system. One MP...

NORTHERN LIGHTS SPECTACULAR "CAUSED BY NEW RING-ROAD" 2
Peter749400 3 years

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2236/2503354485_125120c403.jpg Huddersfield pensioner Arthur Davies lost no time in contacting local reporters when a mysterious orange glow appeared in the sky behind...

New Forest pony up on drug mule charges. 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Trixie, a fourteen year old New Forest pony, will appear in Southampton court today on drug mule charges. Trixie’s solicitor spoke to local journalists, attempting to explain Trixie’s ‘moment...

Kate Adie and John Simpson to team up for The Holiday Show 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Sean Connery to teach special lectures at Tokyo University to pronounce 2
3 years

and teach the difference between Cynthia,sincere and synthesizer...

Council Chief Executive worth every penny of £569,000 P.A. salary... 0
be reasonable 3 years

says South Somerset Council. "We needed a big-hitter" said the Leader of the Council, "you know, someone who can spot a missing consonant"...

Linguists concerned overuse of f-bombs is undermining its effectiveness 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Apple to sue NHS over free eye tests... 0
be reasonable 3 years
In a rare interview this week in Flora and Fauna weekly that some Wild 0
3 years

flowers have talked to Royal plantpots...

Kingston Man takes satire site too seriously after recent writers block 0
3 years

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20110218/tuk-police-officer-s-heroics-revealed-on-dba1618.html...

UK protest against sponge bob diamond will have egyptian proportions 0
4ty2 3 years

and it is feared that bob will do a hosni mubarak saving his hard earned cash before escaping to more prosperous grounds...

sponge bob admits paying only 1% corporaion tax 0
4ty2 3 years

and that he absorbed a lot of the rest. However he aid that his soft appearance carried a tough heart inside, as hard as a diamond...

SATIRISTS POISED AS RICHARD KEYS FUMBLES DELICATE VASE OVER HARD SURFACE 0
Peter749400 3 years

SATIRISTS POISED AS RICHARD KEYS FUMBLES DELICATE VASE OVER HARD SURFACE...

The Newsbiscuit confessional. 16
DrTurmoil 3 years

Readers discuss their own personal personal lives, personally. This week’s topic: Tell us about your most recent break-up: ‘To be honest, I traded my wife in for a younger model. Really, the...

Darwin's theory of evolution has legs 1
Mrs Doyle 3 years