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Women don't like having sex with Steven Fry in complaints of miserable cant 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Jamiroquai looks down barrel of his career after X Factor appearance. 2
Basil_B 3 years

Jazz funkster and pop artist Jay Kay famously known as Jamiroquai blasted his agent today for booking him on ITV's X Factor last night, ' that'll teach me for leaving it to someone else to find me...

Town to change name 5
MC One R 3 years

In a bid to pep up their image, Staines town councillors have decided to add the word "Trouser" in front of the current name to at least enable comedy writers some easy gags...

Boombox app launched by Al Qaeda inconjunction with UPS 0
simonjmr 3 years
Builders ‘outraged’ as Greggs pasties recategorised as class A drug 1
therustler 3 years

Representatives from the Federation of Master Builders today petitioned Parliament to overturn the recent decision to categorise Greggs pasties as class A drugs, alongside heroin and crack cocaine....

Marco Polish not quite up to his Italian ancestor as polish boat gets lost. 4
Basil_B 3 years
Thatcher due to be discharged from hospital 1
ramblesnake 3 years

Other patients at the West London BUPA hospital are said to be looking forward to steak and garlic being back on the menu and having the blinds raised during daylight hours., The nation rejoices...

'Whats the porpoise of that' questions Dolphin on why he has a smaller cousin. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Panic as rockets, mortars found in newsagent shop, also Catherine wheels 0
red 3 years

The world has once again been put on high alert following the discovery of a number of explosive devices in a newsagents in Bromsgrove, West Midlands. With the media baying for answers, Home...

UPS confirm carriage fee refund for suspected Yemeni bomber 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Polish boat safely docks in England after storm. 5
Basil_B 3 years

Unfortunatley for the crew they were supposed to be going to Canada...

Half of humanity are nasty shallow cynical bitches, says national treasure 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Stephen Fry women. sex.. etc...

Tory Sports minister Jeremy Hunt hopes to combine a cold winter 4
arrghgarry 3 years

spiraling deaths of old age pensioners spiraling costs of cremation ,apathy amongst the unemployed ,no exercise for the young by using the bodies as toboggans...

"Too many dead people!" says Church of England 0
Iconographer 3 years

Lambeth Palace has issued a strongly worded complaint to the BBC following the impact of Who Do You Think You Are on All Souls Day. "The Archbishop of Canterbury is a bit put out by the number of...

French-UK defence cooperation to focus on UK Army Catering Corps 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
IoW fathers say over-the-counter Pill for young girls infringes their rights 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
East Midlands Airport bomb alert caused 'a terrible freight', says BAA. 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years
"Pinch, Punch first of the month" - not a defence for spousal abuse 1
simonjmr 3 years
Leafy suburb terrorised by 'trick or treat' interpretive street dance gang 14
Golgo13 3 years

Families across the London borough of Ealing were left paralysed with fear last night after receiving a visit from a group of trick-or-treaters who performed dance interpretations of 'losing your...

Alcohol is more enjoyable with crack or heroin 2
arflaethel 3 years

Alcohol is more fun with heroin or crack cocaine, according to a new study by Professor David Nutt, the government's chief drug adviser, following one of his five day benders. In an Article...

"Work wife" to divorce after polygamy discovered 4
simonjmr 3 years

James Bracknell (36) has today been served with divorce proceedings from his "work wife" Emma Morgan after the discovery that Mr Bracknell not only had an real wife, but a "train wife", "lunch wife"...

Coleen Rooney fumes at reporter that his stay at the worlds most expensive 0
arrghgarry 3 years

hotel was paid for by the Daily mail ,where as they had to work nearly a full day to pay for their trip...

Young man wants to delve into Joseph helliers mind by reading 2
arrghgarry 3 years

his signature novel, but runs out of money...

Bel Ami are the sixth victim of Cher Lloyd's lucky heather scam 0
simonjmr 3 years
"Where's the dirtiest, uncomfortablist place you've had it?" campaign launched 4
simonjmr 3 years

Breast Cancer Awareness have today launched another Facebook status campaign, the focus of this campaign is "Where's the dirtiest, most uncomfortablist place you've had it". So far the most common...

thisisall1word presents Dan Brown's 'The Missing Piece: Endgame' 1
thisisall1word 3 years

Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night sheweth knowledge., - Psalms (ch. XIX, v. 2) - from The Bible There is nothing ugly; I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an...

Thatcher in world's first brain transplant 3
dogwheels 3 years

Former prime minister Margaret Thatcher has made history by becoming the first person to have their brain transplanted into another body. In a move that will now extend Mrs Thatcher's life by...

'Words Fail Me' says Losing Opponent of Pink-Wigged Transexual Scrabble Champion 0
IABP 3 years

more inficete postings soon...

Isle of Wight destination of choice for paedophiles 0
Scroat 3 years

Forget Thailand. It's all happenin' at Shanklin...

After Stephen Fry adamantly defends his position that women do not like sex 0
arrghgarry 3 years

he will be waiting on Hampstead heath behind the public toilets and offers any woman who does indeed like sex they can roger him from behind with a strap on and he will wear a blindfold so they...