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Missile launch thwarted after North Korean tanker drivers strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.04.12 8:36am
Duncan Biscuit
Children in care numbers rise as parents become more aware of the option 0
Duncan Biscuit 11.04.12 8:35am
Duncan Biscuit
Parents joy as court rules Zhu Zhu Hamsters can be extradited to US. 0
MADJEZ 11.04.12 7:14am
MADJEZ
PM "Shocked" to find George Osborne is Chancellor

Prime Minister, David Cameron said he was "shocked" to discover that George Osborne is Chancellor of the Exchequer. "I thought he was a chum from school on a visit, I had no idea he had an official...

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apepper 11.04.12 6:36am
apepper
G.O.L.D. TV's election debate to feature Ashdown, Kinnock and Thatcher. 8
Stan 11.04.12 6:08am
Golgo13
Straw Poll Suggests...

Straw Poll Suggests Eastern European Remakes of Worzel Gummidge Can Be Successfully Renamed...

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Chindle 11.04.12 5:59am
Chindle
Kim Jong Un declares historic and unprecedented 'pasty tax' victory!

In a (yawningly) amazing ststement, North Korea have stunningly claimed a monumental victory over Britain's Posh Millionaire David Cameron. Best leader in the world ever, ever, ever Kim Jong Ungry...

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Imaginary Monster or am I 11.04.12 2:33am
Imaginary Monster or am I
Ho's pipe ban 'could have saved Whitney' 6
cinquecento 10.04.12 11:04pm
bonjonelson
West Midlands woman's life in ruins after bus passengers see her in front room

It was only a five-second lapse in concentration but it was enough to ruin 48 years of hard work. For in the five seconds between opening the curtains and realising the problem, Joan Bonsall, 72, it...

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Oxbridge 10.04.12 10:29pm
camford
New Ferrari criticized for being too affordable 0
Dumbnews 10.04.12 9:16pm
Dumbnews
Ecclestone Found After 'Losing Moral Compass in Desert' Scare

Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone has been found 'wandering around the desert' after a full-scale search was launched for the missing billionaire in Bahrain. Ecclestone was driving alone in the...

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pinxit 10.04.12 8:34pm
pinxit
School violin teacher admits 'Kiddy Fiddlers' not the best company name 5
kimllfixit 10.04.12 8:15pm
button
Enid Blyton to print 'Five get extradited to US' and 'Five get a life sentence' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 10.04.12 7:04pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Osborne 'shock' that rich have more money 0
Mrs Olly Murs 10.04.12 5:57pm
Mrs Olly Murs
Harley Street Gynaecologist in 'Rug Doctor' copyright row 1
AledW 10.04.12 5:55pm
Perks
Chelsea Football Club Forced To Change Its Name

Due to a crackdown by local trading officers, re misleading trade names, Chelsea FC have been forced to change their name to Hammersmith FC. In response to this, Fulham FC, which is a genuine...

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Jesse Bigg 10.04.12 5:41pm
RickH
Zebedee to star in new Hollywood Arab Spring movie 2
Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 5:11pm
bonjonelson
Millionaire tax avoiders 'shock' chancellor

The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, has said he is "shocked" that some of the UK's richest people have organised their finances so that they pay virtually no income tax. Mr Osborne...

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Mick99 10.04.12 4:58pm
Mick99
Helmand alarm as marine opens grenade box to find it full of chocolate eggs 0
pinxit 10.04.12 4:03pm
pinxit
Mule admonished for being as stubborn as a man 0
Dumbnews 10.04.12 4:01pm
Dumbnews
Jealous mountaineers confused by feelings of shardenfreude 0
nickb 10.04.12 2:56pm
nickb
Enormous metaphor sunk by the tip of a synecdoche. 2
Lemon difficult 10.04.12 2:53pm
Lemon difficult
Man traumatised by being "well balanced, happy and normal"

"It's held me back for years, no one can understand the stigma and trauma I experience everyday, by not being depressed, harrassed, stressed or victimised, the tipping point came this morning with...

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simonjmr 10.04.12 2:52pm
Dumbnews
British Airways says Abu Hamza must have blunt plastic hooks to board plane

With appolgies to Dominic_Mcg...

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Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 2:33pm
Scronnyglonkle
Rangers relaunches as Glasgow's Islamic Football Team

Glasgow Rangers have successfully come out of administration today having been bought by a Middle Eastern Oil Company. Dubai Oil Services or DubaiOS as it is also known, today overcame its final...

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Scronnyglonkle 10.04.12 2:27pm
Scronnyglonkle
"Good job none of us woke up"

say 1000 women Bill Roache allegedly slept with...

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Bismarck 10.04.12 2:04pm
Bismarck
Extradition fiasco as airport security stops Abu Hamza from boarding plane. 0
dominic_mcg 10.04.12 1:52pm
dominic_mcg
Woman marries iPhone

After a whirlwind romance, 45 year-old Daphne Haynes is set to become the first woman to marry her iPhone 4. "Dashing good looks and a drawsome personality meant it was love at first sight. I...

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antharrison 10.04.12 1:38pm
The All New Jeni B
Journalists “to be allowed to bring board games to work” on slow news days

Monopoly, Scrabble and Cluedo are among the games top journalists will be allowed to play when fresh news is in short supply, according to new guidelines published today. Journalists and editors...

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nickb 10.04.12 1:19pm
nickb
Manchester Universities to investigate students reported to be sober on ferry. 0
Not Amused 10.04.12 12:30pm
Not Amused