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RAF planes moved closer to Med, to be based in Ventnor, IoW. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Gaddafi announces "No-Balls" zone. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Dad of two collapses during Moyles marathon 3
beau-jolly 3 years

A father of two was recovering in hospital last night after attempting to complete the Moyles Marathon. Dave Rigsworth, 38, of Weston-Super-Mare collapsed only 12 hours into the event., “I guess...

UN to send up a helicopter full of NIMBY's to enforce no fly zone 2
Basil_B 3 years

The UN Security Council announced immediate plans today to enforce the no fly zone over Libyan air space by sending up a helicopter to patrol the skies containing several inhabitants of a small...

David Cameron facing backlash over failure to ignore Libyan ceasefire 0
SingingHinny 3 years

The Prime Minister David Cameron is facing a revolt within his own party after refusing to ignore the Libyan ceasefire and for not invading the country anyway. The ceasefire follows in the wake of...

William chooses Prince Andrew to organise Wedding Entertainment 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Parents lock up daughters...

Kate Middleton Forced to Wear Wedding Dess For Life 2
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Due to public pressure Parliament passed a law that ensures Kate Middleton will only ever be allowed to wear a wedding dress and thus keep 'the dream' going.'"I'm so relieved", said one fan.'The...

Defiant Gaddafi vows to press on with Red Nose Day. 0
Fred 3 years
People urged to leave UK before imminent budget disaster. 0
MC One R 3 years
Sycophantic charity workers raise cash for Brown Nose Day. 0
wallster 3 years

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you...

Keyboard Members with Painful Hands May Be Experiencing 'Writer's Crap' 0
3 years
Man regrets ‘charity begins at home’ remark after visit from Lenny Henry 2
jp1885 3 years

A Droitwich man has publicly retracted his belief that ‘charity begins at home – namely 47 Blamire Gardens’ after a film crew, headed by Comic Relief front man Lenny Henry, arrived on his...

Sarkozy seeks Protected Geographical Indication for French Onion Soup 5
simonjmr 3 years
Obese Northern male (37) stays awake 52 hours - playing Yakuza 4 on the PS3 0
simonjmr 3 years
'We're just coming into Devon, so we should see Dart... 13
John Wiltshire 3 years

moor soon.'...

Italy evacuates 120,000 teenage girls from vicinity of Silvio Berlusconi 8
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

The Italian government has announced the urgent evacuation of nearly 120,000 teenage girls from the area around Silvio Berlusconi, the ageing prime minister who has recently been damaged by a huge...

Shock report shows that some drug users are also sportsmen 2
John Wiltshire 3 years

A shock 3-year investigation into the habits of drug users has disclosed that some of them also take part in athletic events., One drug taker, known only as Usain, has admitted to taking part in...

Bill Clinton ambivalent towards No Fly zone 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Katie Price to follow Michelle Obama and release "My Lady Garden" book 0
simonjmr 3 years
Responses to Japanese disaster gags an "over reaction" too many 0
simonjmr 3 years
Charity crisis looms as Gaddafi threatens to withhold Comic Relief donation 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Colonnel Gaddafi last night raised the spectre of him withholding his usually generous biennial donation to the Comic Relief , in the event of “any foreign military act” against his murderous...

More protests after Bob Diamond is awarded The Cheltenham Gold Cup. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Public say writing is on the wall after large Banksy bonus is announced. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Public Appology to Mr. Biscuit - I really didn't see it 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Woke up this morning an thought, that'll make a funny headline - didn't even bother reading anyone else's. Sorry...

New property show launches specifically for husbands "A Pace In The Wrong" 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Fukushima nuclear threat upgraded from 'Critical' to 'Charlie Brooker' 0
pinxit 3 years
Irish seek UN support for Lansdowne Road English No Try zone 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Manchester City and Liverpool combine to launch Red Face Day 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Independent: Mel Gibson booked on battery charge... 1
be reasonable 3 years

I'm positive he'll be seeing the inside of a cell, then...

NB contributor said to suffer very long "Senior Moments" 2
OldThingy 3 years

To be more reasonable probably two weeks later rather than soner...