Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Toulouse gunman "brought to his knees" 0
Haywood Manley 22.03.12 12:00pm
Haywood Manley
"Power of Prayer" lobby targets Clarkson, Pickles, Gove.

Football crowds round the country will be recruited by the new Power of Prayer movement to stop the hearts of unpopular public figures.  But football fans who like Jeremy Clarkson have both...

0
nickb 22.03.12 11:35am
nickb
Granny Tax critics include Ann Robinson, Mick Jagger and Wayne Rooney 0
ronseal 22.03.12 11:10am
ronseal
Fat bloke who can't stop sending boastful letters identified as Round Robin 0
ronseal 22.03.12 11:09am
ronseal
Palace reveals Queen 2.0

The Palace revealed the long anticipated Queen 2.0 at Parliament today. Completely revised and overhauled, the new Majesty should be good to see service for another 25 years, a spokesman said. It's...

4
Boutros 22.03.12 10:51am
Boutros
Armed French police delayed storming flat to get more overtime. 0
MADJEZ 22.03.12 10:49am
MADJEZ
Shoe repair shop defies laws of physics by not offering key cutting service. 0
dandare70 22.03.12 10:11am
dandare70
Yacht club members looking forward to Budget Tacks cut

Editted due to my own stupidity and lack of internal spell checker...

4
Iamthestig 22.03.12 9:57am
Sinnick
It was a perfectly legal business practice says accountant for East Africa Co

A slave trader from the Royal Africa Company has hit out at critics who questioned the morality of his offshore wage avoidance scheme. "Can I just remind you that it was a perfectly legal way of...

1
ronseal 22.03.12 9:34am
Golgo13
New Coalition website launched- moneygrabbingbastards.com

Surely I must have seen this before somewhere...

0
weematt 22.03.12 8:56am
weematt
Salmon migrate 'because they are thick', experts say

For years, it was one of the great mysteries of the natural world. Why do salmon of all kinds travel over such great distances and brave so many dangers to spawn in the exact place of their birth,...

6
Oxbridge 22.03.12 8:55am
Mr Target
Budget: Returning millionaires to create mansion shortage.

Thousands of millionaires returning to the UK after the budget give away by Chancellor Osborne are almost certain to cause a shortage of suitable mansions. This has been forecast on the Lucky Bee web...

0
weematt 22.03.12 8:52am
weematt
Steven Spielberg to Film new Chippy Minton Biopic entitled "Saw Horse"

more to follow!...

0
Scronnyglonkle 22.03.12 8:29am
Scronnyglonkle
The Dutch Death Mobile

I can’t believe the Dutch are planning on rolling out a mobile euthanasia programme. Don’t they learn anything from history, or their neighbours? The Germans tried it over sixty years ago, and...

2
CrazyJay 22.03.12 8:07am
arthurminnit
“Multiple errors in design” sees Very Large Kaleidoscope built in Atacama Desert

The European Southern Observatory (ESO) today revealed how a litany of mistakes while planning its newly built ‘3-dimensional spectroscopic explorer’ has ultimately resulted in the creation of...

2
grumblechops 22.03.12 3:24am
Username
NUT FREE NUT TREES

The recent spate of gardening programmes will have inspired many of us to make improvements to our outside space. Tempting though it is, try to avoid exotic plants which generally don’t fare well...

1
Roger Povey 22.03.12 3:20am
Username
Nick Clegg disappointed to be overlooked as new Dr Who assistant....

"Who has more experience of following around a smarmy posh buffoon on the brink of total disaster?"...

1
grumblechops 22.03.12 3:04am
Username
DIY SOS team called in to help Westminster couple renovate tatty coalition

A special edition of the popular BBC show DIY SOS is set to see Nick Knowles and his team attempting to help a couple from Westminster repair their coalition. Dave and Nick have been relatively...

9
22.03.12 3:00am
Username
Osborne nods, points forefingers to roof, dedicates Budget to Muamba & sits down

more later...

0
dvo4fun 22.03.12 12:10am
dvo4fun
UK economic outlook boosted by higher-than-expected Euromillions yields

Chancellor George Osborne today used his budget speech to highlight the successes of the government’s fiscal policy, drawing particular attention to the increase in GDP brought about by a number of...

6
grumblechops 21.03.12 11:55pm
dvo4fun
Football shirts sold to keep clubs afloat.

Football fans are up in arms about the current price of football shirts, most specifically the latest incarnation of the England National Squad kit for £55. People have slammed the price as...

6
CrazyJay 21.03.12 11:16pm
JETFAB
Ice hotels criticised for giving guests a cool reception. 1
weematt 21.03.12 9:55pm
Immunis
Mitchell and Coren admit they tried to announce engagement "for months"

David Mitchell and Victoria Coren today confirmed they were getting married, with Mitchell adding the couple had been somewhat surprised it had taken people so long to realise. "We first announced...

11
grumblechops 21.03.12 9:45pm
Immunis
Riots break out in Trumpton over fire station closure

Violence erupted in the sleepy backwater of Trumpton last night following the announcement that the Fire Station would be closed and services provided by Fireman Sam Plc from CBBC. Pugh, Pugh, Barney...

6
Immunis 21.03.12 9:42pm
Immunis
Global warming escalated to global heating 0
Dumbnews 21.03.12 9:20pm
Dumbnews
Fat smug bastards spark up on sofas as another top athlete's heart bursts

more later. It's all b-j's fault (ref chat room)...

1
dvo4fun 21.03.12 8:32pm
Perks
Pre-stressed concrete causes Hammersmith Flyover panic attack 3
nickb 21.03.12 6:52pm
dvo4fun
Serial killers up in arms over new Manson Tax 1
ronseal 21.03.12 6:46pm
JETFAB
David and Victoria announce first child to be called Brooklyn 2
Sinnick 21.03.12 6:13pm
Scroat
Bill Roach had sex with over 1000 women; some non-imaginary

More to follow...

1
apepper 21.03.12 4:23pm
bonjonelson