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Lauren Scruggs wanted to become an actress. But she kept walking into the props. 0
RJWinter 08.12.11 7:44am
PM's fury; "NOTW obtained medical records without proper payment"

David Cameron has expressed anger that the News of the World obtained the medical records of celebrities without the government receiving their cut...

apepper 08.12.11 6:15am
National Stalking Clinic's every move being watched 4
Username 08.12.11 9:21am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Lonely antique furniture collector names new cabinet 0
DorsetBoy 08.12.11 3:52am
Ignoring critical updates for your PC could cause it to explode, warns experts 0
Dumbnews 08.12.11 3:23am
Red alert wind warning as Eric Pickles turns vegetarian 1
JETFAB 07.12.11 11:29pm
European Champions League latest: London 2, Manchester 0

Who'd a thunk it ?...

DorsetBoy 07.12.11 10:50pm
Michael Barrymore to re-make 'My Kind Of People' with Pablo Escabar. 0
Monkeycustard 07.12.11 10:23pm
Manchester United knocked out of Champions League by Oregano. 0
Monkeycustard 07.12.11 10:18pm
East Midland Trains criticised over ‘replacement piggyback from a tramp service’

Commuters on a journey from Glasgow had little praise for East Midlands Trains last night, after arriving in St. Pancras a lot later than scheduled. The passengers had an inkling they were in for a...

29.12.11 10:57am
Man injured by seafood calls Clams Direct 0
Smart Alex 07.12.11 9:39pm
Smart Alex
Fingers still the cheapest meal 0
Username 07.12.11 9:31pm
Man who swallowed watch just wanted to pass the time. 2
Major Clanger 08.12.11 8:11am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Court finds rioters were not responsible for damage to Bullingdon Club HQ 0
reforse 07.12.11 7:10pm
Little Mix tipped to win Nobel Peace Prize 0
bonjonelson 07.12.11 7:06pm
Number of Da Vinci Code ripoff novels set to hit the three million mark by June

Sociologists at the University of Sociology have predicted that the number of novels about academics trying to bring down ancient, clandestine groups which have influence that stretches into the...

Quillie 07.12.11 6:57pm
Man from St.Ives arrested for bigamy.

He has asked for five other cases to be taken into consideration. The RSPCA are also investigating him over claims of multiple cat ownership and that he may be running a kitten farm...

Ian Searle 08.12.11 7:35pm
Ian Searle
Intelligent Car afraid to leave garage

Road tests of Volvos new intelligent car have been suspended as the vehicle currently refuses to leave its garage. The car is a heavily modified V60 and has many safety features to avoid road...

Immunis 08.12.11 12:34pm
SAAB admits ‘we never really liked making cars’ after latest bankruptcy

Today SAAB went bankrupt for the 8th time in the last 2 years, breaking the previous record held by Rover cars and heralding a new low for the Swedish automotive industry. Mr Gustavs, the ex-owner...

Immunis 08.12.11 7:55am
Merseyside nativity play halted after donkey found jacked up on bricks.

A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall...

Stan 08.12.11 8:04am
Dickens or Shakespeare
At his cocaine possession trial Michael Barrymore admits to being 'All white'. 0
pinxit 07.12.11 5:56pm
Shock Corrie spoiler - Kirk is an alien

The Christmas episode of Coronation Street is to reveal that the character Kirk Sutherland is in fact an alien, and a spacecraft paying him a visit is to crash on the Red Rec during an open-air...

Major Clanger 07.12.11 4:54pm
Major Clanger
None injured as massive explosion rips through Homeopath convention.

A tiny little bit more soon...

reforse 07.12.11 4:34pm
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beau-jolly 07.12.11 3:54pm
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Perks 07.12.11 3:49pm
Osborne "will have to seek" pre-Budget day loan claims Balls

The Chancellor is increasingly likely to take out a high-interest loan in the next six months to last until Budget day, a group of insolvency experts and Ed Balls have claimed. More soon...

simonjmr 07.12.11 3:00pm
Homeopath denies body-odour allegations...

‘my armpits still have the memory of soap', he claims...

John Ffitch-Rucker 07.12.11 2:40pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Nation’s grandmothers welcome advances in nanotechnology. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 07.12.11 2:38pm
John Ffitch-Rucker