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David Jacobs to sue BBC in landmark "deadism" case. More soon.

Veteran deceased broadcaster David Jacobs is to take on the BBC by suing for unfair dismissal on the basis of predjudice due to him no longer being alive, according to his legal team today. "We...

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Al OPecia 13.11.13 6:30pm
blokefromstoke
John McCririck wins charmless git discrimination case

Racing pundit, John McCririck, has won his case against Channel Four for dismissing him for being a charmless git; the judge summed up the case by saying that Mr McCririck and demonstrated beyond any...

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apepper 13.11.13 6:24pm
apepper
John McCririck to sue Channel 4 for twatism. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 13.11.13 6:18pm
dominic_mcg
Bears demand better toilet and sewage facilities in woods 1
sydalg 13.11.13 6:02pm
Titus
Yewtree officers mourn 70s stars who died before they could arrest them 1
sydalg 13.11.13 5:19pm
blokefromstoke
Gove to privatize ‘children’s tears’

The Secretary for State has proposed, with the certainty one would only associate with a lemming, to expose the young and vulnerable to the caring ministrations of venture capitalists. Private sector...

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Wrenfoe 13.11.13 5:18pm
blokefromstoke
Radio DJ haunted by drumbeats

Local radio DJ Lloyd Crowther's life is 'sheer misery' since he started to notice that everything he says is accompanied by tinny drumbeats in the background. "I could hear this low-volume...

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Boutros 13.11.13 4:33pm
Robopop
Gove adds Justin Bieber lyrics to GCSE Syllabus

In his latest overhaul of GCSE's the Secretary for Education, Michael Gove, has added the lyrics of diminutive Canadian Pop sensation Justin Bieber to the GCSE English Syllabus. Alongside the poetry...

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blokefromstoke 13.11.13 4:30pm
Robopop
Police rule 'spy in a bag' death was an open and shut case 4
custard cream 13.11.13 4:30pm
Flugelbinder
Morale boost for typhoon survivors as Natalie recovers in time for Strictly 0
nyarlathotep 13.11.13 4:29pm
nyarlathotep
NHS replaces walk-in centres with crawl-in centres

Following the controversial closure of more than 53 walk-in centres in England, the NHS is to replace them with cheaper crawl-in centres to take mounting pressure off GPs and A&E units. Under...

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Dick Everyman 13.11.13 3:35pm
Dick Everyman
Boris Johnson demands video evidence before handing over breastfeeding grants

Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has welcomed the proposed grant for breastfeeding mothers but has insisted that he is included in the process by viewing video evidence which he will "evaluate" in...

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apepper 13.11.13 3:30pm
apepper
Mark Carney Admits Britain's Glass Is Twice As Big As It Needs To Be 0
Titus 13.11.13 3:04pm
Titus
Bacon painting fries up a bidding frenzy 1
davetwojackets 13.11.13 2:51pm
sydalg
Despair Within Labour Party As Bank Of England Confirms Economic Recovery 0
Titus 13.11.13 1:37pm
Titus
Energy Bosses to be visited by Three Ghosts

In response to Labour’s tough stance on fuel price hikes, the Government today announced their new ‘guilt trip’ policy., ‘Our approach combines powerful rhetoric with a total lack of...

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Jla 13.11.13 1:25pm
Jla
Labour to generate ‘edgier’ policies by playing Chinese whispers

Ed Miliband has stated that in the next general election, all of the Labour party’s policies will be generated by playing the game 'Chinese whispers'. The idea comes from a sense that the public...

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TobiasBV 13.11.13 12:33pm
TobiasBV
URGENT APPEAL

Journalistes sans fournitures are desperately in need of biros, iPads, make-up and batteries., Can you help?, Just £2 a month will help keep them in other people's misery., Contact...

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tedweasel 13.11.13 11:53am
tedweasel
Rush to paint eggs in hope bacon painting buyer wants to start collection

Full breakfast on its way...

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tonyhill 13.11.13 10:29am
tonyhill
UK to send another plane load of media to assist in Typhoon relief reporting ...

Even more soon...

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Kramaring 13.11.13 10:22am
Wrenfoe
Starving Philipino Victims Eat Journalists - 'Well, That's All You Sent Us'. 1
Titus 13.11.13 10:21am
Wrenfoe
Cliffs' 'Operation Yule Tree Tide' Christmas single set to cause a storm

Creepy veteran tennis watching Christian popster Cliff Richard confirmed today that all royalties from his latest attempt to secure yet another Christmas Number 1 will be donated to friends and...

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spoole2112 13.11.13 10:21am
Wrenfoe
Scotland launches own breastfeeding initiative: “Tits out for the lairds”... 1
Tripod 13.11.13 10:11am
FOAD
Typhoon Survivors hunt for food 'like Zombies'

..Sounds like yer average day in Tesco!...

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vanhellsink 13.11.13 10:05am
FOAD
Emperor on Sex Offenders Register after "new clothes" fiasco 8
sydalg 13.11.13 8:52am
jimmydodger
FIFA appoint Switzerland to take the piss out of Brazil 1
Not Amused 13.11.13 8:27am
Not Amused
Reader Offer: Frozen jacket potatoes now available with frozen family

Always wanted to share a home-cooked meal with your children, but can't face waiting for an ordinary spud to bake, let alone the effort of raising a family? Now McBrain's bring you not only frozen...

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Sir Lupus 12.11.13 10:33pm
Sir Lupus
"Made with love" slogan banned for provoking hate 0
Sir Lupus 12.11.13 10:29pm
Sir Lupus
Politician offers women £200 to get their breasts out. Hailed as genius. 0
MADJEZ 12.11.13 9:33pm
MADJEZ
Miley Cyrus dons sensible winter coat, stays quiet for five minutes 0
ConcernedBystander 12.11.13 9:21pm
ConcernedBystander