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Rolling Stones Announce Eagerly Anticipated 2013 "Grim Reaper Tour"

25.09.12 9:58pm
'Dark matter' that's everywhere but no-one knows why is mostly Sue Perkins. 0
Boutros 25.09.12 9:48pm
Ladbrokes odds on Lib Dem leadership put Nick Clegg well behind Abu Hamza...

Nick Clegg said to be seeking extradition to the US too...

deskpilot3 25.09.12 9:22pm
Cable's fulsome praise for Clegg - "He's yellow all the way through". More soon. 0
deskpilot3 25.09.12 9:20pm
Trapped wind farm worker farts at last.


malgor 25.09.12 9:11pm
Solar wind farm ‘in orbit soon’.

British scientists have announced plans to install hundreds of ‘solar wind’-powered turbines in geo-stationary orbits, spread over acres and acres of space. The solar energy harnessed by the...

malgor 25.09.12 8:46pm
Maths teacher "led astray by Apple Maps"

A maths teacher who has been at the centre of a Europe-wide manhunt following his alleged elopement with a young, female pupil has issued a statement indicating that there has been absolutely no...

jamsieoconnor 25.09.12 8:24pm
Downing Street police replaced by prole officers 8
25.09.12 7:31pm
Mitchell Gaff Latest

Government Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell explains., 'I never meant to call the officer a pleb' says Mitchell, 'I simply mistook him for Lib-Dem leader Nick Pleb.'...

Mafaking Carwongo 25.09.12 7:03pm
Mafaking Carwongo
French Police rush to find 15 year old schoolgirl who puts out. 0
MADJEZ 25.09.12 6:59pm
Mathsmaster leads Interpol by 2.73 furlongs in Schoolgirl Virgin Stakes 0
25.09.12 6:57pm
Terry to "sort out the Syria problems" in new UN role

Defensive stalwart John Terry confirmed this week that he would retire from international football to take up a shock new role as UN special envoy to Syria telling reporters it was "untenable" for...

BAJDixon 25.09.12 6:34pm
“Consistently good marks” for run-away teen turn out to be love bites... 1
Tripod 25.09.12 2:01pm
Queen of Tarts
15 divided by 30. 1
wallster 25.09.12 2:01pm
BBC apologises as Gardner admits not having a leg to stand on. 0
medici2471 25.09.12 1:58pm
BBC apologises for refusing to film Queen wrestling wildcats at Balmoral 0
Sir Lupus 25.09.12 1:58pm
Sir Lupus
BBC regrets suggesting that The Queen gave a toss about anyone but herself

not much more later...

virtuallywill 25.09.12 1:55pm
Maths teacher misunderstands,'yes sir I enjoy sets' 0
medici2471 25.09.12 1:48pm
Wind farm fails to turn a profit 0
medici2471 25.09.12 1:33pm
Sun Valley resignations responsible for increases in currant vacancies 0
simonjmr 25.09.12 1:31pm
UK Maths teacher finds age of consent Gauling 13
charlies_hat 25.09.12 1:30pm
Deaths at power stations lead to increases in current vacancies 0
simonjmr 25.09.12 1:30pm
Clockwork bomb maufacturer advises wind f arms explosive 0
simonjmr 25.09.12 1:26pm
An ill wind blows as anti GM protesters storm farm

Police attempted to keep hundreds of protesters at bay as they destroyed a field in Surrey where genetically modified wind is being tested. The wind has been enhanced using biotechnology to produce...

button 25.09.12 1:23pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Hornby shares crash... into a tiny model of Crewe station... 0
Tripod 25.09.12 1:07pm
Cancer patient 'not jaundiced' by postcode lottery prize.

Cancer patient, Brian Asquith, 52, says he has no regrets after winning a liver transplant in the Luton postcode lottery. Mr Asquith who has been suffering from leukemia for the past 9 months has...

wallster 25.09.12 1:07pm
No news on odd couple

The police have said there have been no developments in the case of the elderly man who is good with numbers who was seen taking a ferry in the company of a impressionable young student and have...

MahoganyGas 25.09.12 12:38pm
Chinese launch first attempt at aircraft carrier

China’s first attempt at a fully functioning aircraft carrier has officially entered into service, until further notice, the defence ministry says. The 300m (990ft) Liaoning - named after the...

Old Hat 25.09.12 12:33pm
Old Hat
300+ Police Officers Could be Suspended

Chief Superintendent Irene Curtis was today, most distressed to learn 300+ police officers are almost certain to be suspended, on full pay, for allowing Andrew Mitchell to cycle through the main...

HenryMJUK 25.09.12 12:18pm
Government warns of potential new epidemic of health scares

Government scientists have issued a warning of the potential of a major outbreak of health scare stories in national and international media as autumn hits the northern hemisphere. The first...

gregle 25.09.12 12:06pm