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Stranded Pilot Whales miss Bournemouth Air Show 0
Queen of Tarts 02.09.12 3:00pm
Queen of Tarts
Fans furious as 90% of Paralympics tickets went to benefits fraud investigators

Sports fans are up in arms as tickets for the latest Olympics have been allocated unfairly once again. It emerged yesterday that 90 per cent of tickets have gone to the DSS, with the majority being...

ronseal 02.09.12 9:44am
Baroness Warsi tipped for post far, far away - purely on merit 2
Squudge 02.09.12 7:00am
Pot-holers go missing during visit to Northumbria art-work

A group of pot-holers visiting the site of a piece of public art set in the Northumbrian landscape have gone missing say police., The artwork by Charles Jencks, known locally as ‘The Lady of the...

Gerontius 02.09.12 6:54am
Max Bygraves no longer lingers

Vale Max! The Goodies will miss you most...

Nick McCarr 01.09.12 11:42pm
Nick McCarr
Next Ashes tour will see return of Captain Cook to Australia 2
Nick McCarr 01.09.12 11:41pm
Nick McCarr
Bygraves funeral due to be delayed because of flower delivery from Amsterdam 0
Basil_B 01.09.12 8:55pm
Western scrub jays mourn Bygraves' passing

Haywood Manley 01.09.12 8:35pm
Haywood Manley
Inaugural Paralympic Mobility scooter polo match ends in controversy

Todays Inaugural Mobility scooter polo match has left Paralympic officials facing tough questions, after the wheels literally came off of Team GB's Number 4, Danny Slammer's steed. one spectator said...

kjo36 01.09.12 8:30pm
Max tell final story. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.09.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia
Number of sunset photos finally surpasses number of sunsets there will ever be 0
Haywood Manley 01.09.12 7:14pm
Haywood Manley
Cave Girl Cutie Wows Boffins

Scientists examining the 80,000 year old DNA belonging to the body of a girl found in Siberia's Denisova cave have discovered interesting facts about her life. "She was really hot" says Nobel...

Denis Dijon 01.09.12 7:12pm
Lead thief targets pet shop 0
Perks 01.09.12 7:00pm
One-eyed metal thief targets church

Budleigh Salterton's parish church has suffered a spate of metal thefts over the past twelve months. In the latest incident on Sunday night, a one-eyed intruder was spotted on the roof of the church...

Dick Everyman 01.09.12 6:57pm
Dick Everyman
Celebrity who most thought dead, dead 2
simonjmr 01.09.12 6:38pm
Catholic Church '200 years of behind', says Cardinal 0
Midnight Dreary 01.09.12 6:20pm
Midnight Dreary
'Empty chair has potential to become next US President’ insists Eastwood

In a speech at the Republican party’s national convention, US Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has promised the American people he would invade at least one oil-rich country during his first term...

Gerontius 01.09.12 5:10pm
Savile/Bygraves clash a step nearer fruition 0
Drylaw 01.09.12 4:39pm
Bye bye Bygraves as Bygraves' buy Bygraves' gravestone. 0
Haywood Manley 01.09.12 3:03pm
Haywood Manley
Gruenenthal apologises all the way to the bank. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 01.09.12 1:25pm
Hollywood legend unveils new ventriloquist act

"Go ahead gunk, gake guy gay." With this iconic phrase from his movie 'Girty Garry', elderly film-star Clint Eastwood introduced the Republican National Convention to his imaginary friend, 'Garack',...

pinxit 01.09.12 1:03pm
Wettest August on record blamed on Fifty Shades of Grey 5
LittleSpender 01.09.12 12:59pm
Particle physics “all made up” admit boffins

Scientists everywhere have been left red faced today as it has been revealed that the whole standard model theory of particle physics is entirely fictional. For years, billions of pounds has been...

grottymonty 01.09.12 12:56pm
,Conservative Comedian Wins BBC Commission

It's just been confirmed that Conservative stand up comedian, Tarquin Twonk has been commissioned by the BBC to produce a six part television series showcasing his unique brand of right wing comedy....

Martin Shuttlecock 01.09.12 11:10am
Martin Shuttlecock
Fears for Pietersen's sanity as he holds talks with flower

Cricket fans expressed concerns for the mental state of disgruntled South African England player Kevin Pietersen when he tweeted a photo of himself in heart-to-heart talks with a lotus blossom....

pinxit 01.09.12 10:52am
Summer Politics - wettest since 1912.

More damp squibs soon...

deskpilot3 01.09.12 10:05am
Osborne demands review of his GCSE Economic D grade...

although it was Vince Cable who actually sat the exam...

deskpilot3 01.09.12 10:02am
Assad in pigeon crackdown after rumours of military coo 0
cinquecento 01.09.12 9:01am
US Republican National Convention declared most pointless event of 2012 0
thesilverflute 01.09.12 4:08am
Impoverished porn star tired of hand to mouth existence 1
Ironduke 31.08.12 10:50pm