Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Cowell burglar "scared of being left on the shelf" so hid in his wardrobe 0
simonjmr 27.03.12 12:22pm
simonjmr
"Cash for crudités" continues to embarrass Cameron 0
simonjmr 27.03.12 12:17pm
simonjmr
BMW recall blamed on defective cable, Tory party adopts same excuse. 0
Ian Searle 27.03.12 12:17pm
Ian Searle
Playground bullies set to make a fortune as price of stamps rocket.

Also with the lower labour costs of producing Chinese burns...

0
Ian Searle 27.03.12 12:00pm
Ian Searle
Milliband disappointed that the wrong Cameron sank to the bottom of the ocean 0
thackaray 27.03.12 10:45am
thackaray
English Planning law to alter after lengthy consultation process

More in six months after Scotland and Wales have seen the planned changes, Druids said to mulling over new extention and roof for Stone Henge...

0
Scronnyglonkle 27.03.12 10:25am
Scronnyglonkle
MC Hammer admits to 'not being the sharpest tool in the box' 0
Smart Alex 27.03.12 10:16am
Smart Alex
IMF to stop sponsorship of Stork margerine 1
Griffin 27.03.12 9:29am
Lucy4
French Police accidently receive Tulisa video from Al-Jazeera by mistake

"we got confused between Toulouse and Tulisa", said a producer, "What's the problem, they both suck in their own way! " he added...

0
Scronnyglonkle 27.03.12 9:03am
Scronnyglonkle
Friends Reunited relaunches website amid fears it has lost touch with its users

Bit of old school humour there!...

2
Scronnyglonkle 27.03.12 8:57am
Scronnyglonkle
Charles Saatchi stolen by art thieves

The art world is in crisis today following the theft of art collector Charles Saatchi. Police believe he may have been stolen to order and could already be in the hands of a private collector...

6
Ludicity 27.03.12 8:53am
Sinnick
Vicar apologises after playing Dexy's Midnight Runners at Jocky Wilson funeral 21
27.03.12 8:50am
Sinnick
James Cameron reaches lowest point on earth, finds Britains got talent. 4
MADJEZ 27.03.12 8:43am
Sinnick
DVLA to recall 1.3m BMW drivers 2
LittleSpender 27.03.12 8:41am
Sinnick
Strauss Khan may face sex charges, Cruddas says nowt to do with us

Paris: In a shock move this morning, There has been a political story not involving No.10 an unnamed member of the coalition said "It's been a bad morning for us all, you spend all weekend working up...

0
Scronnyglonkle 27.03.12 7:56am
Scronnyglonkle
Cameron denies corruption “Dinner guests were friends. They used PayPal” 0
weematt 27.03.12 7:35am
weematt
Olympic GB quidditch team in potion scandal

The GB Quidditch squad has been mired in accusations of performance enhancing potions. "They've got one decent player, so the rest of the squad take polyjuice potion. It's like facing a team of...

0
apepper 27.03.12 7:17am
apepper
Titanic exploration team announces plans to raise the iceberg 0
Immunis 27.03.12 6:59am
Immunis
Lottery winner to splash out on top of the range lobby dinner with David Cameron 0
ronseal 27.03.12 6:52am
ronseal
New paywall announced for access to dinner at Downing Street on SamCam 0
ronseal 27.03.12 6:43am
ronseal
‘Government is central plank in dementia research’ says Cameron

Ed Miliband has attacked the proposed Government increase in funding for dementia research saying that money for all medical research should be spread more evenly across the board and not be targeted...

0
Earl Van Dyke 27.03.12 6:41am
Earl Van Dyke
Naked French prostitutes to hold employment contract between their knees. 0
Ostsee 27.03.12 6:21am
Ostsee
More button teasing tuition for 'The Voice' judges

"Stroke it, now fumble it, now shy away, now press it with an unexpected part of your anatomy." It sounded simple, but to some of the judges on the latest BBC talent show it was asking too much of...

0
Boutros 26.03.12 11:22pm
Boutros
TV Doctor admits to finding "Embarrassing Bodies" funny too

Dr Christian Jesson has admitted that he finds it hard not to laugh when confronted with flaky scrotums and other such challenged genitalia on hit reality TV show, Embarrassing Bodies. "I do not wish...

0
deluca 26.03.12 9:40pm
deluca
Cameron "sold donor kebabs" 0
nickb 26.03.12 9:29pm
nickb
Tories reveal £500k gets you dinner then a massage and hand job.

Eric Pickles and a bottle of baby oil...

1
wallster 26.03.12 8:22pm
Dementia UK told they have already had the money 9
beau-jolly 26.03.12 8:18pm
Cameron in very deep water 3
pere floza 26.03.12 8:13pm
bonjonelson
Cameron appoints Bernard Madoff new party treasurer

In a surprise move, PM David Cameron has appointed Bernard Madoff party treasurer to replace Peter Cruddas. "I haven't met Mr Madoff personally, but Jonathan Aitken shared a cell with him and he...

5
apepper 26.03.12 8:05pm
theskurve
Reaction to a Kleeneze catalogue could pinpoint exact moment middle age hits

Scientists claim they have managed to pinpoint the exact moment that middle age begins - simply by measuring reaction to a humble Kleeneze catalogue. "It's astonishingly accurate," explains...

5
UnfitMother 26.03.12 8:01pm
theskurve