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|'Now Prime Minister Japan I am' claims Noda||0||
|Every Little Helps World Domination||0||
||Glib Hemingway||3 years|
For the purposes of not naming names, the following theory discusses a hypothetical supermarket chain. Let us call it, ‘Tesbury’s’. It’s often said that stores like Tesbury’s want to...
|Athletics World Championship: Bolt screws up.||3||
More soon on this thread I'll get my track suit...
|'I 8-2 be an Arsenal fan at the moment' says comedian Alan Davies.||4||
|Psoriasis of the penis linked to decreased stroke risk||5||
|RNLI in debt after Joss Bay fund raising event.||0||
|Onlookers shocked as a grandmother is found legless at Bridlington theme park||0||
I am actually ashamed of myself, I suppose there will be some kind of knee jerk reaction now...
|Al-Magrahi to be brought back to UK before end of transfer window, says Wenger.||3||
|Pay frozen for second consecutive year at Birds Eye.||1||
|Arsene Wenger on defeat: "We'll have 2-8 and see what happens next."||0||
|Harry Redknapp blames Luka Modric's ear for defeat.||0||
||rebel not taken||3 years|
Tottenham's 5-1 defeat to Manchester City has been blamed on Luka Modric's ear., "Some geezers got in Luka's ear and it's cost us the game" said manager 'Arry Redknapp. Redknapp also claims Modric...
|Wenger Heads For Saint Helena Island....||2||
||Jesse Bigg||3 years|
..As trail of pigsick is discovered, stretching from Manchester to Highbury...
|Computer programmer's shame on confessing to never having seen 'The Matrix'||0||
||Midnight Dreary||3 years|
The IT world was plunged into bitter recrimination last night after computer programmer James Renfield finally admitted that despite working in the industry for many years, he had actually never...
|New York is not swept away by Irene. Some people are relieved.||1||
|England cricketer gave woman multiple orgasms.||0||
||rebel not taken||4 years|
The contents of a private diary found at a boot sale in Yorkshire provide further evidence that Test Cricket can be a huge aphrodisiac. The journals of Fanny Old, Vice President of the Eccles...
|Bolt shoots his.||1||
|Librarian furious about loud noise at the Reading Festival||1||
|Leicester Kebab Shop Blast; Curry Sauce 'Not Excluded' As Cause||0||
|UK sends experts to help New York cope with wet windy Bank Holiday weather.||0||
|McDonald's Staff to be issued with "Do Not Disturb" uniforms||2||
A row has broken out over a fast food chain’s decision to give staff ‘Do Not Disturb’ uniforms to wear to prevent customers from speaking to them. The staff will wear the bright red tabards...
|Politician announces bold plan to reduce corruption by 10 percent||1||
|'Starter's gun was late' claims athlete.||0||
|Tip now to be included in bill, however patrons may subtract for bad service||0||
|SAS hunting for Wenger, pledge to bring him to account.||0||
|Media Think Tank Dubs Formula 1 Dull As Dishwater||2||
A leading media think tank has dubbed F1 "dull as dishwater", much to the annoyance of its pint-sized supremo, Bernie Ecclestone. The popular media money-spinner was studied in-depth over the last...
|Middlesex Man Is Sectioned After Typing 'LOL' On Blackberry||2||
David Payne, a forty-three year old Air Traffic Controller from Hayes Middlesex, is believed to be the first person in England to have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and is being held in...
|Air show to feature new manned drones||0||
|Megrahi will not make it until the end of the century, say doctors. More soon.||0||
|NASDAQ recovers as shares take off||0||
||Ian Silvera||4 years|
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