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Gadaffi saved by fresh camel dung 0
Gerontius 3 years

An angry mob who had gathered in the pouring rain to hear a speech from Col Gaddafi outside his palace in Libya received a lucky escape after a man leapt from the crowd and started to sing a medley...

Channel 5 Gadget Show cameraman sacked after picture of presenter focused 1
ronseal 3 years

Desperate Lee Zany, the middle to retirement aged presenter of Channel 5's The Gadget Show, blew a fuse last night after a cameraman failed to keep up 60 minutes of shakey camera images., Cameraman...

In bid to gain more support, Big Society's Little Society is launched tonight. 4
flossie mcjava 3 years
New tourist web site - comparetheriot.com 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

A new web site for tourists to the Middle East has been launched today., Called comparetheriot.com, it will feature a character called Rio the Rioting Rhino, and will be a clear guide to all the...

Libyan Interiors Minister resigns in protest at Gaddafi’s choice of wallpaper 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Warring couples to be offered mediation as to where to spend Christmas 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Dinosaur with big thighs named Brontomerus michael mcintoshi 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Dinosaur with big thighs named Brontomerus mcintoshi, Vanessa for short 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
ITV secures Royal Variety Show contract after Babestation withdraws its interest 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Number of NHS staff waiting for redundancy continues to grow 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
As Olympic Venue Opens, UK Dissapointed To Discover what Velodrome Actually Is 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Crowds cheered as the ribbon was cut in East London today to mark the official opening of the 2012 Olympic velodrome. However the gathered dozens were soon left disenchant to discover that the...

Jim Bowen Condition Upgraded to Super Smashing Lovely 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Nation Feigns Shock After No One Willing to Pay To Look At Photos of Rooney Baby 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Col. Gadaffi says contrary to nervous reporters he has not fed labia, they are 3
3 years

just paying lip service...

Prince phillip says the old boiler is corgi registered 0
3 years
UK accused of acting like world policeman for saying "not much we can do, sorry" 0
ronseal 3 years

Britain has been accused of assuming the role of world policeman, after turning down appeals for help from Middle Eastern nations with the words, "I'm sorry, there's not much we can do." "Who on...

Chaos looms in Morocco 0
greg various 3 years

as carpet sellers threaten to stop fleecing tourists...

Gaddafi "untrustworthy and just out for himself" says Alex Salmon 0
Faversham5 3 years

In a major speech tonight in the function room of the Jolly Thistle, Dalwhinnie, Alex Salmon gave his full support to Libya, again. "Can I just say how much the Scottish government supports the...

All Gove needs is phonic love 0
trish marsh 3 years
All Gove needs is phonic love 0
trish marsh 3 years

"Learning reading" says our school sec Gove, "Is simple. I know I can prove, That all problems chronic, Will be sorted by phonics.", So...

Meaning of literacy non-words discovered in secret school phone tap 0
trish marsh 3 years

Stop press.. literacy test non-words turn out to be real after all in educational circles - as secret transcript below shows. Head in full flow to staff meeting: "The gax is coming! The dar that...

Meaning of literacy non-words discovered in secret school phone tap 0
trish marsh 3 years
Petrol sign tampered by joker 4
beau-jolly 3 years

The 24-hour Tesco garage in Fleetsbridge, Poole, Dorset, was targeted on Sunday morning. A prankster changed the sign to read 125.9 a litre. No, hang on...

Fleming's left hand rule 'still inspiring us', say rappers. 2
Zadok the second 3 years
Study finds verbally abusing your computer makes the internet faster 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Census to revert to Biblical formula... 0
Doylem 3 years

Speaking on behalf of the Office of National Statistics, Director Glen Watson revealed that the 2011 census will revert to the tried and tested Biblical format. “Everyone will be required to return...

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malgor 3 years

[Wasn't happy with my post.]...

Do it right, with Classic English Brogues 0
3 years

In Arab culture it's considered rude even to display the sole of one's shoe to a fellow human being. Certainly, crossing one's legs ankle-on-knee style should never be done in a public place for...

James Bond to overthrow Gaddafi in Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Col Gadaffi uses Sandpeople disguise to avoid uprising 0
simonjmr 3 years

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12544624...