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Lottery winner gives away $10m win because needs nothing. 0
SteveCut 3 years

Just keeps back enough to buy more tickets...

Phil Woolas seeks Phoenix Insurance. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Tragedy as Phoenix Insurance offices burn down 2
rickwestwell 3 years
Ink toner bomb could still work if taken out and shaken a bit 5
ronseal 3 years

NIB PS Is it me, or does everyone do that when the toner runs low?...

Hamza gets reprieve just in time for panto season. 0
Basil_B 3 years

He can now take up the roll of chief villian Captain Hook in this years production of Peter Pan at the Town Hall in Macclesfield...

aglo french aircraft carrier sunk in friendly landing accident 2
4ty2 3 years

as surprised pilot crashes into other aircraft taxying on the wrong side of the runway having failed to agree on right and left hand traffic rules...

Next generation mobiles to feature time travel app 3
Mr.3374 3 years

as seen on Charlie Chaplin film....

Now BBC radio sound engineers walk out after first Christmas record is played. 6
Basil_B 3 years

Following on from the walk out by BBC journalists, there has been an additional walk out by BBC sound engineering staff who stormed out of broadcasting house today for the reason of having to listen...

Gravity is stronger around older people scientists claim 5
roybland 3 years

 , 'Since Aristotle scientists have struggled with the puzzle of why old people tend to drop things more often than other age groups,' said Professor Bud Johnson of Alabama University. 'It's...

Abu Hamza's passport application rejected for wearing a hat in the photo. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Passport office deny harsh treatment. 'It's the same for everyone' they say 'he should have read the leaflet'. Next week it is expected to be rejected as with his hook for a hand he can't write his...

Potter's wheel to replace Today programme as strike deepens. 8
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Muslims run riot after ban on Bin Laden Night Celebrations 2
Sharpehunter 3 years

Shocking scenes of violence have erupted across the Country today following a controversial decision in the European Court of Human Rights to ban the proposed Bin Laden Celebrations. A consortium...

1928 Film shows first footage of user of new iPhone Time Travel app 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Wembley match day tickets for £5!!!! 0
JMO 3 years

The English Football Association today sparked controversy over a recent pricing policy hastily prepared for the forthcoming football match between England and France later in November. In a PR...

Intelligence Research Specialist Federal Jobs Arizona 1
3 years

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Brazilian Grand Prix pile-up as drivers race for narrow strip down the middle 4
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Norfolk County Council closes A47 as precaution after A380 incident 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
“Cum to Cockermouth”, says town’s tourism supremo. 2
Doylem 3 years

The Cumbrian town of Cockermouth has been hit by a double whammy in recent months. Having experienced the worst floods in in living memory, residents of this attractive market town now have a new...

Old People Encouraged to Light Bangers and Put Them Inside Hoodies 9
IABP 3 years
Strictly Come Dancing and Facebook join forces for new promotional bukkake DVD 4
rickwestwell 3 years
“No song lyrics in my evidence”, says sniper. “I’m the leader of the gang. I am" 1
Doylem 3 years
Celebrity chefs to be offered up as prizes on new gameshow 'delia or no delia'. 0
Basil_B 3 years
ACPO Proud of radical solution to cuts in policing! 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

Vice President of the Association of Chief of Police Officers (ACPO), Matt Baggott has been applauded by the ConDem Party for demonstrating initiative and a positive attitude towards the age of...

Jason Manford is to Pop into Specsavers According to his Twitter Page 0
IABP 3 years
Young offenders riot for political franchise at age of 16. 1
ramblesnake 3 years
News from the cockney desk 0
danhall 3 years

Abu 'amza gets an 'ooky passport...

"Ultimate price worth paying", says record exec. 3
Doylem 3 years

With a new Michael Jackson record appearing in December, and sales of his music so bouyant, will other underperforming acts take note? Robbie Williams, for one, might be glad to accept the...

Fears that Catholics may be radicalised by 5/11 effigy burning 1
simonjmr 3 years
Teenagers are nocturnal creatures scientists claim. 0
roybland 3 years

‘Teens are essentially nocturnal animals,’ says Professor Bud Johnson of Alabama University’s Zoological Department. ‘Our studies show that the almost comatose state of teens during daylight...

BBC Strike channel launched 3
Zadok the second 3 years