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Jubilee catheter to be auctioned for charity 0
05.06.12 5:41pm
Twitter In A Tizz As First Extraterrestrial Opens Account

Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles is no secret; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the...

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Duff 05.06.12 5:28pm
Duff
Merkel concedes kindest thing would be to have Greece put to sleep. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.06.12 4:22pm
dominic_mcg
U-Turn Latest; government restores Cromwellian republic

In a shock move, the government has overturned it's previous opposition to the Commonwealth created by Oliver Cromwell. "Serious times need serious government.", explained David Cameron, dressed in...

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apepper 05.06.12 4:11pm
apepper
Plug pulled from final squad

A leading cartoon character from children’s comic The Beano is said to be ‘gutted’ after being left out of the 23 man England squad for Euro 2012, , Central defender Plug , who has not missed...

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Gerontius 05.06.12 2:29pm
dvo4fun
Unpaid spectators forced to sleep in Hyde Park..more later 0
Bismarck 05.06.12 2:05pm
Bismarck
Police hunt for puppet thief

Police in London are mounting a major operation to find the person responsible for stealing The Duchess of Cornwall's glove puppet. The puppet, which Camilla has cherished since she was a little...

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Bismarck 05.06.12 2:03pm
Bismarck
Robbie Williams "tempted" by Jubilee line. 2
nickb 05.06.12 1:35pm
nickb
al-Qaeda confirm they will close the Olympic opening ceremony

McCartney later...

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virtuallywill 05.06.12 12:26pm
virtuallywill
Philip involved in yet another Conspiracy Theory.

Controversy surrounds the Prince's sudden (some say "convenient") illness, which prevented him from attending the Queen's Jubilee Concert, featuring such beloved institutions as Sir Cliff Richard and...

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rob box 05.06.12 11:43am
rob box
Selectors swept up in Jubilee fever as Queen named in Olympic rowing team

The Queen admits to being “thrilled” at her selection as coxswain for the Great Britain women’s rowing eight on the back of an awesome recent performance down the Thames where she led a boat to...

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Yikes 05.06.12 11:16am
Yikes
UN stands by as Jubilee is inflicted on nation

In possibly the worst case of its kind in history, an entire nation has had a Jubilee inflicted upon it over an extended period while the rest of the world stood by. Yet again, the ability of the...

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Des Custard 05.06.12 11:09am
JohnA
Old lady passes 60th year in dead-end job

86-year-old Elizabeth Windsor today marked the passing of her 60th year in a dead-end job that she has held since 1952 and which affords her no real responsibility, no prospects of progression and...

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Long Distance Clara 05.06.12 11:01am
dvo4fun
Breivik judge caught playing solitaire: "Doom seemed inappropriate!" 0
charlieworth 05.06.12 8:21am
charlieworth
Greek bailout....?

Greece offers to bail out Britain if Prince Phillip dies. "After the banking crisis and paying for the Jubilee and Olympics, the worst thing that can happen now is paying for a state funeral", says...

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ionb 05.06.12 6:55am
ionb
Jubilee beacons mistake as 6000 Rohirrem arrive

A "breakdown in communications" has been blamed on the sudden arrival of 6000 heavily armed horsemen...

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apepper 05.06.12 6:18am
Golgo13
Plumbers disappointed with the new range of Jubilee clips 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 05.06.12 5:38am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Royal family "Delighted by 100m by 75m photograph of Mark Phillips" 2
antharrison 04.06.12 11:28pm
medici2471
Liverpool Echo - "Punch Joey Barton and win a Metro"

Liverpool Echo - "Punch Joey Barton and win a Metro"...

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BillyBitzer 04.06.12 11:25pm
BillyBitzer
Philip tells Duchess of Cambridge he'd have prefered a tug 2
tedweasel 04.06.12 11:18pm
medici2471
Jubilee beacon lighting ruined by oversensitive smoke alarm and sprinkler system 0
seymour totti 04.06.12 10:38pm
seymour totti
Kylie set cut short in row over 'pearly SS uniform', Bryan Ferry duet cancelled. 1
MADJEZ 04.06.12 10:37pm
seymour totti
Rio Ferdinand selected for Olympic Back-pedalling event.

Tweets "I owe it all to Woy for not picking me for Euro 2012. He's a legend"...

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RickH 04.06.12 9:38pm
RickH
Chat up line about Titanic voted "worst way to break the ice" 0
quango 04.06.12 9:26pm
quango
Scientists Generate Headlines With Headline Generator

Spending five years and three million pounds of public money on a questionable study may seem like every researcher's dream, but the real reward comes when the study is done and various papers give...

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Textbook 04.06.12 9:03pm
Textbook
Philip's Text to Queen :"Rather you than me old girl. LoL" 0
Drylaw 04.06.12 9:02pm
Drylaw
Queen attends concert in old folks home. 0
Maverick 04.06.12 8:58pm
Maverick
Duke of Edinburgh misses concert after getting bladdered on boat yesterday.

Always a Navy man, more soon...

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MADJEZ 04.06.12 8:04pm
MADJEZ
Prince Philip missing concert 'is taking the piss' says Barlow. 0
MADJEZ 04.06.12 8:02pm
MADJEZ
Queen to strike over pension

Changes to the Queen's pension from one's final salary to one's average has met with resistance from Buckingham Palace. Official sources report that the Queen's union rep is to ballot the Royal...

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tomholder 04.06.12 7:33pm
tomholder