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Newsbiscuit in turmoil over Wonga headlines

Newsbiscuit has been thrown into turmoil today with the revelation that many real world headlines and stories over the Church of England's spat with pay day lender Wonga are actually funnier than...

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clarksn 26.07.13 1:04pm
clarksn
Church launches new water into wine service to put pubs out of business 2
ronseal 26.07.13 12:11pm
Midfield Diamond
Obama's Brother Still Waiting For a US Visa

Nairobi, Kenya. , Malik Abongo Obama, the half-brother of the US President Barack Obama, still waiting approval for his tourist visa application to the United States. The 49 year old teacher stated...

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Aittakalla 26.07.13 11:48am
Aittakalla
Police trial of drone hit squad cars “complete success”

The trial of remote controlled squad cars currently running in Walsall (West Midlands, UK) is to be extended throughout the country, after it caused a reduction in burglary and theft in the local...

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rogerg 26.07.13 11:48am
rogerg
'Equality' Campaigners Demand Right For Husbands And Wives To Choose ...

which of them gets pregnant...

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Titus 26.07.13 11:44am
Titus
C of E to pay off everyone’s debts.

The Archbishop Of Canterbury yesterday announced that the Church is going to pay off everyone’s debts by selling it’s unused cathedrals to the Muslims and it’s vast horde of gold, art treasures...

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FOAD 26.07.13 11:40am
Titus
A Spanish Lady Request Ticket Refund.

madrid, spain., After she missed her train, the 28 year old salesperson Aldonza Marntize, contacted the railways company claiming that the ticket was vaguely written causing her to miss her train....

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Aittakalla 26.07.13 11:32am
Aittakalla
Jesus Saves: Wonga Lends. Which Helps People Most? 4
Titus 26.07.13 11:25am
Titus
Archbishop embarrassed to find Devil is former employee of God.

After stating that he would fight to stamp out the devil the head of the church has been forced to back down after personnel files showed a link between the dark one and the creator of heaven and...

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MADJEZ 26.07.13 11:22am
Titus
Survey finds majority to people 'inspired to watch London Olympics' 0
custard cream 26.07.13 10:38am
custard cream
War of words escalates as Wonga chief declares jihad on Archbishop of Canterbury 0
custard cream 26.07.13 10:37am
custard cream
Church tries to teach right from wonga 4
sponge finger 26.07.13 9:03am
Squudge
Hobbits to be culled

Not content with banning Elijah Wood movies, the New Zealand "Parks & Wildlife Commission" plan to exterminate the Halfling pest once and for all. First introduced to the country hidden in the...

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Wrenfoe 26.07.13 8:45am
Titus
Wonga condemns high price levied by church for 30 silver coins 0
Backup Brian 26.07.13 8:23am
Backup Brian
Moneylender Uses Whip-Of-Cords To Chase Priests Out Of Church

Denies this is revenge for the Dean of St Paul's allowing the Occupy protesters to disrupt City trading...

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Titus 26.07.13 7:37am
Titus
Wonga.com offers to "save souls"

The British online company plans to diversify and offer unsecured 'high cost salvation'. Boss, Errol Damelin, welcomed the Most Reverend Justin Welby's recent decision to offer payday loans but...

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Wrenfoe 26.07.13 7:24am
CulchaVulcha
George Zimmerman receives Lee Harvey Oswald Award from NRA 4
sydalg 26.07.13 12:35am
Arthur
Fears for Royal baby after Prince Harry spotted reading 'Richard III' 3
sydalg 26.07.13 12:31am
Arthur
C of E confirms strategy to defeat Wonga...money to be Lent for 40 days 1
topfotogmw 25.07.13 11:12pm
sillybugger
Archbishop denies planning 'Wonga Wonga" parties 4
CulchaVulcha 25.07.13 10:09pm
Titus
Literary world in turmoil as Roger Galbraith claims he wrote Harry Potter books 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 25.07.13 9:29pm
blacklesbianandproudofit
Dyslexic gardener orders three sweet peas for his lounge (Neat-O) 1
Midfield Diamond 25.07.13 9:12pm
FlashArry
"Wongs of Praise" planned by BBC 0
CulchaVulcha 25.07.13 6:37pm
CulchaVulcha
'Refuse to pay our loans back and I'll give you arse cancer', warns God

The Church of England's plans to 'take down' payday lender Wonga by offering people a 'cheaper alternative', will come with its downsides, admitted the the Archbishop of Canterbury today. The...

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Jesus H 25.07.13 6:32pm
Jesus H
Second hand racist for sale 50 million pounds ono. Call Anfield 101010

That's won nothing, won nothing, won nothing...

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godly1966 25.07.13 6:18pm
godly1966
Spelling Bees face extinction due to threat from word processors 1
Ian Searle 25.07.13 6:12pm
Wrenfoe
Church to compete Lockheed Martin out of the arms trade 1
tomholder 25.07.13 6:11pm
Wrenfoe
"We're going to drive you out of business" Catholic Church warns Cash 4 Gold 1
Skylarking 25.07.13 6:07pm
Wrenfoe
helloooo one star

<looks scared>...

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Squudge 25.07.13 5:37pm
Squudge
Rare aphid could harm lathyrus odoratus - sweet pea threat. 0
CulchaVulcha 25.07.13 5:37pm
CulchaVulcha