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Cheryl Cole 'is not to blame for rising petrol costs' 1
Leeboy007 3 years

The rising cost of petrol is 'not Cheryl Cole's fault', according to her agent. There has been UK-wide outrage at spiralling fuel costs for the past 12 months or so, and the finger has been squarely...

New Pension age to be raised to Fortyfive for the 0
doggone 3 years
One of the Stones sentenced to dogging 0
doggone 3 years
Twitter to launch New Site 'Twatter' 2
Leeboy007 3 years

popular social networking site ' Twitter' is to launch a new version purely for banal, pointless, rambling witterings. Called ' Twatter', it will automatically weed out any Tweet ( or 'Twat' as it...

Tickets go on sale for ‘Al-Qaeda – the finalists’ tour 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Fans of Al-Qaeda who have followed the leadership contest over the last couple of months will now have the chance to see all of their favourites in the flesh thanks to the announcement of a new...

Barnsley man in family holiday challenge 0
roybland 3 years

Father of four Graham Carter from Barnsley says he finds the challenge of his family annual summer holiday increasingly difficult. 'It seems to get harder every year,' Mr Carter (31) said. 'It...

Andrew Marr endorses 'HD Ready' cosmetics 3
3 years

High definition broadcasts, coupled with the widespread adoption of large-screen TVs, are drawing unwanted attention to presenters' blemishes, the BBC has revealed. The corporation is investing...

Soaring fuel costs prompt banknote re-design 4
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years

In a widely anticipated move, the Bank of England today announced the details for a new banknote. The new note, which is expected to become the most popular in general use, is the £20.01 note. This...

Johnson in bid to thwart Haw cemetery protest camp 0
roybland 3 years

Mayor of London Boris Johnson is going to the High Court in a bid to prevent veteran (deceased) peace campaigner Brian Haw from taking up residence in London’s Highgate Cemetery. Last March...

Gay Clergy only allowed to Bash their own Bishop 1
Ironduke 3 years

and on those grounds, homosexuality tolerated by the Holy See Men...

Uninsured drivers warned 'spend thousands on insurance policy or face £100 fine' 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
New internet domain names to include .pill and .ock plus combinations. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Rugby star banned for 'decent, courteous behaviour' 0
FraserWords 3 years

Rugby star Rob Table has been suspended by the sport’s governing body for ‘decent, courteous behaviour’ after being found completely sober outside a nightclub., Table, said a statement from...

Rory McIlroy introduces Britain to the new concept of winning at sport. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Jeremy Kyle to be next speaker of the house. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

He already has experience in sorting out disputes and difficult relationships...

NATO blames work experience boy for air strike on civilians 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
New diaoereah epedemic...diaaroeh? diarroeah? – oh shit! 5
Dick Everyman 3 years
Boris Johnson to stop Brian Haw setting up permanent camp in cemetery 0
roybland 3 years
Britains 'Most Punchable Man' Upset At Title Goes To Michael Gove 1
Rich The Guitarist 3 years

Martin Bedford is said to be 'more than a bit upset' as judges at the Annnual 'Most Punchable Man' Contest gave the coveted honour to Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, at a prestigious awards...

Anglican Church to Allow Cross-Dressing Bishops 0
mongeese 3 years
J-Lo makes right tit of herself in German TV interview 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

(true story)...

Exclusive club pays you to not be a member 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Study finds those who break rules do not read rules 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Cash strapped Libyan rebels boosted by arrival of donated Linden dollars 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Monroe dress reveals 7 Year Itch caused by thrush. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Nicholas Parsons to become “Preferred” FIFA fourth official. 0
FoxyCoxy 3 years

Seb Blatter is said to be in advanced negotiations with octogenarian quiz show host Nicholas Parsons to appoint him as the fourth official in all important soccer matches. In a move designed to avoid...

Promiscuous gay bishops 'risk being defrocked' 3
3 years
Patient unlikely to win battle with health insurer, says Vet 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Absent fathers who drink and drive to get their own comparison website 0
Qoxiivi 3 years

Not a duplication, have just expanded it into a possible NiB, fp, whatever: Absent drink-driving fathers, thrown into confusion recently as to which pejorative simile best describes them, are to now...

Cameron compares drink-driving absent fathers with 'AIDS-ridden pig fuckers' 22
3 years

Tonight, David Cameron compared so-called 'absent fathers' to drink drivers. The move was intended to stigmatise young men who play no part in the raising of their children. However, it immediately...