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Coalminers strike over 'lump of coal in your stocking ' stigma 0
dogwheels 3 years

The fossil-fuel industry is set to be crippled this Christmas after an international strike of miners was announced in protest over the stigma associated with coal at this time of year. Gwenwin...

Burger King recall the Jack Black Gulliver toys as they look like John Prescott. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Conspiracy theorists announce the start of a new 'Icke age' 4
Ian Searle 3 years
Shock Daily Mail poll of all 200 readers shows more believe in 3
DiY 3 years

Father Christmas than in Nick Clegg...

Fears of a new 'Ice Age' grow after production starts on Shrek 4 0
Ian Searle 3 years

and a sequel to Cars is announced...

Japan looks to smooth over Far East tension by pointing missiles at North Korea 1
MC One R 3 years
Julian Assange spotted in 7-11 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
"A Hangover" - is what most 18 - 25 year olds will get for Xmas 0
simonjmr 3 years
Female Fans Strip Down To Underwear in 'support' At Gaga No Bra Concert 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"Music? who cares what the music is like" said one red top journalist sent to cover the concert at the 02...

Dyslexic society's secret Satan cause of serious office arguments. 0
simonjmr 3 years
British press 'happy' to lend Australian press supply of Ashes debacle cliches 3
Nick McCarr 3 years
BBC to show awesome magic of Avatar in stunning small screen 2D. 0
MC One R 3 years
Assange’s critics say smears are just Willyleaks 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Liverpool to reward 500 fans - allowing them to leave Fulham game early tomorrow 0
MC One R 3 years
UK released 69 prisoners by mistake last year, 70 according to the US 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New book for Xmas: "1001 Pigments You Must See Before You Dye" 5
Nick McCarr 3 years

cough cough...

Smethwick Hospital cost cutting replaces A&E doctors with Carry On characters 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a brave but bold cost saving move, Smethwick councillors have saved £4.6m by replacing all their doctors with Carry On characters. Leading the way is the new Director of Surgery, Dr Carver,...

Conservationists confirm copies of Metro more of a threat than Japanese knotweed 0
simonjmr 3 years
Santa set to replace reindeer with Toyota Prius derivative .... 0
Stan Laurel 3 years

Santa set to replace reindeer with Toyota Prius derivative to offset environmental concerns. After several years apparently wrestling with the problem of methane emissions, it has emerged that...

Iron-willed Biscuiteer eschews anti-blast underpant posting 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Donald Ruins Scots Festivities by Finding Trousers 2
wolfie 3 years

After decades of suffering chilled nethers, repeated exposure charges, and tucking his shirt into his pants, Donald finally looked in the wardrobe, and found his trousers had been there all along,...

UK Cow Association revokes opposition to US death penalty 0
JaimieX 3 years

A spokescow for the bovine lobby group, UKCA, has announced its members have voted to petition the US supreme court in hopes of expediting the death warrants of all death-row inmates. In a statement...

Selfridges Beats Rivals and Opens for Christmas 2011 3
Matt T 3 years

Leading London shiny things emporium, Selfridges, has opened its Christmas Department extra early this year by only selling gifts for Christmas 2011. West End shoppers are used to the ever earlier...

Wikileaks plagiarism revealed - "we just copied some stuff from newsbiscuit.com" 0
Trini 3 years
Tories to create jobs, clear snow drifts and improve social housing.. 0
VictorMeldrew 3 years

Igloos for all!...

Nick Clegg Announces New Govt Policy 'All Female Staff To Wear Short Skirts' 4
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'Off the back of the Lib Dem Spygate the Govt have learned some important lessons about the fun you can have with power', said a spokesman.'We've been missing out'...

Dartmoor Mammoth captured 1
Bismarck 3 years

The mystery of the Woolly Mammoth seen roaming on Dartmoor was solved this afternoon when a police marksman succeeded in tranquilising the creature with a dart. On closer inspection the animal proved...

Bookmakers slash odds on weather being main news item this weekend 0
Bismarck 3 years
Panic in parliament as Eric Pickles crushed under own weight 1
mtskull 3 years
Wooly mammoth seen on Dartmoor 0
Bismarck 3 years