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Mystery bidder splashes out for pearl necklace

I thought that I was more mature than this. Clearly not., I'll be on the Naughty Chair...

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tedweasel 14.12.11 9:20am
Scroat
Universities to start offering degree programs in Mobile phone plans 0
Dumbnews 14.12.11 4:50am
Dumbnews
Teen actually laughs out loud before typing LOL

LOL out loud?...

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Nick McCarr 15.12.11 12:05am
FlashArry
Skeptics doubt claim that Canada was member of Kyoto Protocol

New claims that Canada was once a member of Kyoto Protocol have been greeted with widespread skepticism. Writing in the non-peer-reviewed journal Tin Hat Wearers Monthly, Screaming "Lord"...

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DorsetBoy 14.12.11 2:36am
DorsetBoy
Cameron now worth 86 pence. 0
Boutros 14.12.11 12:57am
Boutros
Yves Saint Laurent dealers all set to sell 'Cocaine'.

Following the success of its 'Opium' range over several decades, Yves Saint Laurent, the French smelly-water factory, is now pushing a new pong. "' 'Opium' was certainly a big hit for us, with its...

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dvo4fun 15.12.11 11:25am
dvo4fun
Belfast Zoo recieves breeding pair of ocelots, but no-one gives a fuck. 5
bonjonelson 15.12.11 12:16am
malgor
People flock to Edinburgh Zoo to view pair of kiddies pyjama cases 0
Smart Alex 13.12.11 11:14pm
Smart Alex
Frozen Planet team forced to admit incidental music 'added in after filming'

Daily Mail angry that readers might be given the impression that large numbers of smal orchestras inhabit the polar regions...

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Smart Alex 13.12.11 10:59pm
Smart Alex
Dawkins boson found by CERN known as the 'probably no God' particle 2
Username 14.12.11 12:15pm
writinginbsl
Drunken advance on own mother blamed on iPhone autocorrect

Local teenager Michael Hedges became the latest matriphiliac able to back out of an Oedipal sexual advance toward his own mother by blaming the autocorrect function on his iPhone. "I withdrew the...

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Pabst Blue Ribbon 14.12.11 12:54pm
ThunderSquid
Huhne: "Playing 'Billy No Mates' is not fun or effective; we Lib Dems know!" 0
MT Bucket 13.12.11 10:23pm
MT Bucket
Vicar faces jail for arranging sham marriage between Lib Dems and Tories. 0
MT Bucket 13.12.11 10:19pm
MT Bucket
Reports of Super-Black Hole forming on earth actually Eric Pickles yawning. 0
MT Bucket 13.12.11 10:15pm
MT Bucket
Readers Wives poised for christmas chart topper.

Or have I pre-ordered the wrong single?...

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VictorMeldrew 13.12.11 10:14pm
VictorMeldrew
Large Hadron Collider to search for theoretical 'Tory Compassion' particle. 0
MT Bucket 13.12.11 10:13pm
MT Bucket
Bond to drive 'second-hand 2004 Ford Focus', Skyfall producers reveal

The producers of the new James Bond film, Skyfall, which is scheduled for release next summer, have revealed that the suave double agent will be driving a second-hand 2004 Ford Focus as he fights...

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Quillie 13.12.11 10:10pm
malgor
Attenborough quits after HD footage reveals Steiff button in polar bear's ear 6
14.12.11 12:14pm
writinginbsl
Clegg says Britain should shut up and stay with its abusive EU partners 0
ronseal 13.12.11 9:03pm
ronseal
Archaeologists dismiss Shroud of Tourettes as 'another bloody hoax' 10
Username 14.12.11 2:32pm
Major Clanger
EUFO 6
malgor 14.12.11 12:53pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Brian Cox wins lab bet by coining 'cosmic treacle' phrase for Higgs boson effect

Walks off with £42 pot...

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Scroat 13.12.11 6:03pm
Scroat
CERN collision success tempered by loss of no-claims bonus. 0
reforse 13.12.11 5:33pm
reforse
"I WAS there.....at the back," mumbles Clegg pathetically 0
Drylaw 13.12.11 5:14pm
Drylaw
Avoid leaving carbon footprints by driving, claim American experts 1
bonjonelson 13.12.11 4:59pm
medici2471
Offset a large carbon footprint by recycling a few bottles, says study 0
Dumbnews 13.12.11 4:49pm
Dumbnews
Puss in Boots abandons London pantomime for Tinseltown

Devastated producers of a pantomime that was forced to shut before the curtain had even risen say they have been flooded with messages of support from the local community. The much-loved show...

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PReady 13.12.11 8:17pm
Username
Attenborough:”So what?...

the BBC has been faking political impartiality for years”...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 13.12.11 4:45pm
Clarkson: BBC 'faked' outrageous comments

Scenes from the BBC’s One Show, which viewers believed showed Jeremy Clarkson making live controversial comments about striking civil servants and suicide victims, were faked, it emerged last night...

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Son of Barnabas 25.02.13 1:53pm
zoe8
Missing Higgs Boson has been identified as “Canoe man” John Darwin

His wife, today confirmed that John, Theorizing that one could time travel within his own life insurance policy, led an elite group of fellow canoeists into the centre of Geneva to develop a...

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Newsquelch 13.12.11 3:43pm
Newsquelch