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Stoke Manager Bemoans “Not Scoring as Many Goals as The Other Team” Culture 0
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c'mon my son...

David Haye 'concerned' about mix-up 1
riesler 3 years

Ahead of his World title fight on Saturday, Haye's confidence took a knock when he discovered that, rather than taking on Audley Harrison, his opponent is to be Audrey Harrison, 57, a housewife from...

Newquay Residents Protest at Increase in Surfboarding 0
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"Its torture", said Ivy Pentrothick, 75...

UK to adopt Man United Time to give an extra few minutes every day 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bed linen missing in DFS commercials found in Salford prison 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chinese find Cameron defiant on torture of UK citizens by Widdecombe and Cowell 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tories advise travelling first class on trains to avoid overcrowding 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pakistan wicketkeeper flies to Britain to collect his winnings 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
NBC defends use of waterboarding when questioning Bush as ‘totally legal' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bush thought water boarding was an Olympic sport claim 0
roybland 3 years
Bush in 'I won't apologize for Iraq war' shock 0
roybland 3 years
Biggest growth area in UK economy found to be motorist persecution 0
hero2zero 3 years

Cameron China team tout UK driver-persecution technology to the Orient as English councils support flagging coffers by hitting the easiest targets...

Office Worker Complains of Too Many Distractions. 0
arthurminnit 3 years

A worker in an as yet un-named office in London has complained about there being too many distractions for him to carry out his work efficiently., "Every day, people gather around me to talk about...

China reviews one child policy as orders flood in for i pod i pads and i phones 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Vatican launches 'Catholic Lite' for disillusioned Anglican priests 1
Scroat 3 years

No smells, no bells, just a few Hail Marys...

'No news is good news' is BBC's repsond to strkes affecting news ouput. 0
kpseymour 3 years
Creationist Hadron Collider produces ‘Big Adam’ 0
fernandomando 3 years
Catholics and Anglicans merge to form "Angliholics". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Accountants Discover evidence of "Dark Money" at Cern 4
Rowly 3 years

After firing vast amounts of Money into the Cern Experiment project, which was initialy the search for The Higgs particle. so far, the Scientists have come up with no results., However, the...

Long-term unemployed "to be beaten with sticks and made to dance like bears" 15
rickwestwell 3 years
Milk and Flour Mixture Set to Batter UK 4
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North Korea agrees to unclear disarmament 0
Sinnick 3 years
Cameron Off To China... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

To learn how to wall-off the ever-growing unemployed outside Southeast England...

Large Hadron Collider to cut costs by using Regular Hadrons instead 3
euanc 3 years

Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva have been asked to cut costs by making do with Regular Hadrons from now on. With economies across Europe in crisis the cash available to support ...

NHS admits outbreak of stafford-le-cockups difficile 0
acwanaut 3 years

More soon, then twice as much, then four times as much...

US Republican Party Proposal... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.to formally adopt lottery rules as new American constitution, wins support from a group of multi-millionaires. It might, or more likely, might not be you...

Latest Tory Cut Hits The Telly 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.ie, audience laughter in TV comedy shows...

Gay Porn to include 'May Contain Nuts' allergy warning 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Cameron To Copy Irish Government's Big Cheese Give Away 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

But with a Tory difference - Hard cheese...

Ban on mail order food, will Hamper Xmas sales say John Lewis 1
Rowly 3 years