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'Patsy lover' David Cameron defends VAT on zero-rated Nick Cleggs

The PM spoke highly of patsies yesterday, saying how much he enjoyed them, especially those containing scapegoat...

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3zincold 29.03.12 11:17am
3zincold
Pastygate latest: Revenge is a dish best served at ambient room temperature 0
Mandy Lifeboat 29.03.12 11:01am
Mandy Lifeboat
Rumours of Unison Strike Next Week

There are unsubstantiated rumours circulating that Unison is going on strike next week. A spokesperson hinted that they don't want to fuel any more problems on top of what is going on but have no...

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GillsImp 29.03.12 10:54am
GillsImp
RAF and Army Tanker Drivers vote to join strike in protest at Government Idiocy

One Airforce chief was quoted as saying, "Government cuts have caused the military to loose it's first strike capabillity, this is the only language they understand in Whitehall, they are worse than...

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Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 10:36am
Scronnyglonkle
PM retracts Pastie story remembers he bought Walls Conrinsh Icecream in Leeds 0
Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 9:44am
Scronnyglonkle
Actress Donna Air to appear in court on Fraudulant Airline charges

Former child actress and Gary Glitter favourite Donna Air appeared in court charged with duping customers into believing she was a fake low cost airline. Ms Air curely exploted her native north...

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Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 9:41am
Scronnyglonkle
Health warning over new pasties that contain 20% saturated VAT

big hat tip to weematt...

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bonjonelson 29.03.12 9:34am
bonjonelson
Man's Whitehall life, career, house, cabinet up for sale.

A complete new lifestyle beside the city could be yours, for £250,000. David Cameron, from Peasemore in Berkshire, is marketing his political party, six bedroom Whitehall mansion, principles, and...

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ianrbland 29.03.12 9:11am
ianrbland
Tories say "fill up your tank when half empty". Opposition say when "half full". 0
bonjonelson 29.03.12 8:59am
bonjonelson
Climate change denier refuses to admit the lawn needs mowing in March 4
Lucy4 29.03.12 8:59am
JohnA
Bashar Al-Assad advises army: "Top up your tanks"

More bombardment soon...

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ianrbland 29.03.12 8:58am
ianrbland
Greggs admits supplies have run dry after politicians panic buy pasties 3
ronseal 29.03.12 8:34am
ronseal
Simon update

A spoke person for Simon Cowell said all is back to normal after finding out that the intruder that broke into Simon’s bedroom didn’t steal any hair spray...

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waggy 29.03.12 8:28am
waggy
Stuart Lancaster named as next England rugby coach to be sacked 0
medici2471 29.03.12 8:24am
medici2471
Greggs new ACAS snack range. Can be sold after a suitable cooling off period

another variant...

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weematt 29.03.12 8:15am
weematt
Health Minister defends Pasty Tax." Cold pasties have a 20% lower VAT content." 0
weematt 29.03.12 7:52am
weematt
Government, Media charged with 'Anti-Roguism'

With another senseless massacre in Afghanistan being blamed on a “rogue soldier”, the rogue community has stepped up its campaign against the vilification of rogues, staging a protest march from...

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Golgo13 29.03.12 7:48am
Golgo13
Greggs - Osborne Pasty dispute. Cooling off period agreed. 0
weematt 29.03.12 7:42am
weematt
Hey..

Does anybody remember the name of that guy that wrote the book 'How to never forget another name or face again!'?...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 29.03.12 7:38am
Theodore Sprangshaft
Maude clarifies "..keep fuel in Jerry CARS in your garage; I've a Porsche & BMW"

more later...

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dvo4fun 29.03.12 7:35am
Perks
Osborne to introduce hot weather tax

starting 1st November...

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Tomfinger 29.03.12 7:22am
Tomfinger
Confused Pope criticises US Lambada on Cuba

But was quite impressed with Salsa...

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Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 7:21am
Scronnyglonkle
Albino's fear new government Pasty face tax

A spokesman blushed at the mention of the tax...

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Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 7:02am
Scronnyglonkle
Drunken Tory Minister tells drivers "Store your Petrol & Diesel in a Jeroboem"

Majestick reports queues...

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Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 6:57am
Scronnyglonkle
Government advice for accident witnesses; "crowd around, plenty to see"

The government has changed it's advice for accident witnesses. "Have a good look, there's lots to look at. Why not get on your mobile and call your mates round to get a real crowd going."...

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apepper 29.03.12 6:50am
apepper
How to drive men crazy in bed!

See thread below...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 29.03.12 5:18am
Theodore Sprangshaft
How to drive women crazy in bed!

Fart, snore and grind your teeth...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 29.03.12 5:17am
Theodore Sprangshaft
Want to hang out with beautiful young ladies..

travel the world and party in the very best 5 star hotels whilst being paid a boat load then the IMF is waiting for you!...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 29.03.12 4:53am
Theodore Sprangshaft
If Only IKEA made nuclear missiles..

then we could offer North Korea an alternative to testing.provide them with an 'off the shelf' solution tried and tested? It would be shipped flat-pack with assembly instructions in Turkish and by...

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Theodore Sprangshaft 29.03.12 4:39am
Theodore Sprangshaft
Vettel's Dreams Of F1 Glory Dashed After Locking Himself Out Of Car

Germany's Sebastian Vettel saw his aspirations to be the youngest ever winner of three consecutive World Championships go down in flames when he locked himself out of his car on the starting grid....

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Textbook 29.03.12 3:05am
Textbook