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Women's football attendees disappointed by lack of heavy rain 0
antharrison 01.08.12 8:42am
antharrison
E. Coli rebrands itself "Eco. Li"

E.Coli, a leading bacterium in the food poisoning industry, has confirmed it is renaming all 400 trillion of itself as "Eco. Li" with immediate effect. 'Host organisms should  recognise the...

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NewSuburbanDad 01.08.12 8:39am
NewSuburbanDad
Mitt Romney: Aleppo was my least favourite Marx Brother. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 01.08.12 8:18am
Actual Size
Cyclists 'cull' given green light

In scenes reminiscent of the euphoria over London's successful Olympic bid, motoring group members danced with joy in Trafalgar Square this morning as the government finally accepted that a cull was...

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Bobsgoodeye 01.08.12 8:03am
dvo4fun
Glastonbury fans 'very disappointed' with London's alternative 3-Day Event 0
dvo4fun 01.08.12 8:01am
dvo4fun
Paralympic Revamp To Include Paralytics

In an attempt to boost stadium ticket sales for the London 2012 Paralympics, LOCOG have announced that in addition to the traditional T and F competition categories, a new K category will be added....

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George Harvey Bone 31.07.12 10:58pm
dvo4fun
Double dip recession disqualified from Olympic swimming final

More to follow...

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apepper 31.07.12 10:01pm
apepper
Abridged audiobook "15 Shades of Grey" not so successful. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 31.07.12 9:55pm
dominic_mcg
Double dip recession - it's not about winning, it's about taking part.

And we're all in it together...

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Iscariot 31.07.12 9:45pm
Iscariot
Where’s Lord Coe?

The Olympic village has today been alive with rumours that Lord Coe has gone missing. The LOCOG leader has not been seen in public all day and officials have been baffled as to his whereabouts. In...

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PeterB 31.07.12 9:23pm
Mr Target
TV Channel Guide Abbreviation Horrors?

'The Big Bang Theory,' followed by 'How I Met Your Mot.'...

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Jesse Bigg 31.07.12 8:20pm
Jesse Bigg
Chinese swimmer tests positive for twin outboard Evinrude motors...

Hat tip to Maverick...

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Smart Alex 31.07.12 7:59pm
Smart Alex
Olympics chaos as Americans patent "running quickly"

The athletic events in the Olympics has been thrown into confusion by the announcement by the American team that they've patented "running quickly using the legs". An American team spokesman...

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apepper 31.07.12 7:48pm
Perks
Man accidentally gives car to complete stranger. More soon.

.. I'm not making it up...

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Al OPecia 31.07.12 6:53pm
Mr Target
Romney fails dope test. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 31.07.12 6:30pm
Al OPecia
Insane couple still expect to be happy after 11 years

Psychiatrists up and down Britain are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a married couple from Swindon, Peter and Sophie Davison, sought guidance because of a sudden crisis in their 11-year...

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Oxbridge 31.07.12 5:59pm
medici2471
Olympic tickets to be donated to tramps in an effort to put bums on seats. 1
wallster 31.07.12 5:54pm
dvo4fun
Team GB athlete wins gold medal at Jimmy Saville auction 4
ginty 31.07.12 5:51pm
medici2471
Silentnight launch new Katie Price mammary foam mattress 3
charlies_hat 31.07.12 5:48pm
medici2471
Two Door Cinema Club shut down by fire inspectors

The Irish indie band were left reeling after fire officers shut them down with immediate effect after an unannounced regulatory inspection on Monday morning., County Down fire safety officer Brendan...

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ginty 31.07.12 4:54pm
ginty
Sales of vaulting horses up 87,000% after GB bronze 0
BAJDixon 31.07.12 4:34pm
BAJDixon
Ye Shiwen Sticks Up Confucius Fingers At Jealous American

Chinese double gold medallist swimmer, Ye Shiwen quoted Confucius today when she replied to American allegations that she was a drugs cheat. With her swollen eyes hidden behind a pair of identikit...

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31.07.12 4:13pm
Cavendish admits spoon-work cost him medal

The failure of Mark Cavendish to win Team GB's first gold medal in the road race was again in the spotlight as the cycling team’s full analysis was made public. A puncture at 75 kilometres should...

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Actual Size 31.07.12 3:25pm
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Police hold man on provocative Tweet 'It's not the winning, but the taking part' 0
pinxit 31.07.12 2:59pm
pinxit
Team GB rowing medal hope disqualified after being found out of his scull 0
pinxit 31.07.12 2:10pm
pinxit
Empty seats at Colosseum blamed on Christians not using their full allocation

The Emporer Caesar says he shared Roman frustration at seeing empty seats in Colosseum but he believes organizers will soon improve the situation. The empty-seats problem has lingered beyond the...

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Ian Searle 31.07.12 1:20pm
nickb
Jaded readers anticipating "drowned horses at water polo" jokes any time now. 1
Maverick 31.07.12 1:12pm
beau-jolly
Chinese swimming coach Nan Dri Lone denies drug allegations 0
custard cream 31.07.12 12:15pm
custard cream
Olympic Ceremony docudrama 'not too soon' claims BBC

The BBC has rejected claims that "It's Boyling in here", a docudrama charting the creation of the London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony, is being aired too soon after the event. "A week is easily...

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NewSuburbanDad 31.07.12 11:53am
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UK public phone-in vote to replace "Inadequate Olympic drug tests" for swimmers

more [moaning] soon...

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dvo4fun 31.07.12 11:33am
dvo4fun