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UK Prison Minister braces himself for lots of picking up soap jokes... 1
Zen 3 years
Top talent at the BBC to be axed and as soon as they find him/her 0
arrghgarry 3 years

or it they will be fired...

Heroes' Coldstream Guardsman strangles tattooist in spelling row! 9
Coldstream 3 years

Fred Hughes, a serving member of the Coldstream Guards was arrested this morning following a disturbance in Soho. Eye witnesses say that the disturbance which led to the death of celebrity tattoo...

English spy comes in from the cold 0
arrghgarry 3 years
New Health and Safety Executive rules on sports bags 2
hero2zero 3 years

In the light of recent events the Health and Safety Executive have issued new guidelines over sports bags, all zippers must now be “Open-able” from the inside...

Ad Feature : Sad? Lonely? Book Your Next Holiday with MelancHolidays....awww.... 0
mugwump 3 years
A young overweight American man who was making out with his 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Asian girlfriend against a fence ,broke it ,proceeded to make love to hid Girlfriend .He was charged with destroying a chink laying fence...

Ever had that feeling the child may not be yours? 3
arrghgarry 3 years

Then you need Joseph Fritzls book ,make 100%sure the Bitch isnt taking your brothers seed ...

Anger in Chile. 2
LostLad 3 years

As 'Connect Four' fails to fit down borehole...

Interest in origami up five-fold. 3
Zadok the second 3 years
Business News in brief: International Rescue announces outsourcing deal with INX 1
Bonko 3 years

International Rescue (Nasdaq: IRG) Announced yesterday that it had signed an offshore outsourcing deal with Delhi based INX communications. The company said that it's current call centre -...

Hundreds of Catholic priests to sue newspapers for wasted trip to Chile 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Pakistani Cricket team just wishing they were Chilean miners 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
WWF's New Critically Endangered Species Catchphrase : "Seen One, Seen 'em All" 2
mugwump 3 years
Jobs launches "iSh*te" toilet, marking success of all his other ovepriced cr@p 1
KimKali 3 years

The sleek, white, low-rise model, will be individually hand crafted by virgins from rare giant pearls. As an added insentive, only the offical silk-fibre "bathroom tapestry" (with a tasteful,...

Frustration over Chile. 0
LostLad 3 years

As Journalists rapidly run out of ridiculous borehole-diameter related stories...

Surprise and relief as Chilean miners tunnel to Mornington Crescent. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Relief beneath Chile. 0
LostLad 3 years

As toilet roll does fit down borehole...

Boris Johnson offers to send Tube Train to rescue Chile Miners... 3
Sharpehunter 3 years

in response to appeals from the Government of Chile for assistance in rescuing the trapped miners, Boris Johnson has this morning offered to cause Bank Holiday chaos by diverting the Central Line...

Tesco Hit stumbling Block in D.J. Wetherspoons Fightback 0
estima 3 years

Tesco hit stumbling block in D.J. Wetherspoons fightback Supermarket giant, Tesco, announced today about that it was ‘deeply disturbed’ concerning reports that pub chain D.J. Wetherspoons are...

Wale's Sale latest: Farmers unite under "Don't fleece us!" banner 0
KimKali 3 years

Moor later...

Converts to Jihad Proves Prison Works 4
Dun Dunkin 3 years

After news that hundreds of Muslims radicalised in British prisons could launch a "new wave" of homegrown terrorism a spokesman said 'Its all good news. Now we have established the principle that...

Academy Claim Disclosing Students Results would be Competitive Disadvantage 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Pupils at the Harrington-Bridge learning academy are still yet to receive GCSE and AS level results and a parent-teacher group has today initiated legal proceedings against the academy., The...

Bono offers U2`s records at 50% discount to chilean miners 3
arrghgarry 3 years

and reminds the selfish bastards to think of orphans that don`t have a daddy NOW...

Thousands of young muslims in britains prisons have been Italicized 2
arrghgarry 3 years

the Government fears these left leaning prisoners when released will join the labour party ...

Chilean miners make video: Covering The Jam's "Going Underground" 2
virtuallywill 3 years

more later...

J.D Wetherspoon praised by Cameron 0
Sharpehunter 3 years

David Cameron took a well earned break from his holidays today to announce that after a country wide debate on the proposal to transfer local community services to J.D. Wetherspoon's a decision had...

D.J. Whetherspoon to add library services to it's portfolio 3
Sharpehunter 3 years

Further to a story broken this week by budding Newsbiscuit Reporter, Estima about the plans for dole cheque cashing and related services to be integrated with Pub Chain, D.J. Whetherspoon. It has...

American punctuation guide "pointless" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Economy gruesome more…. 0
virtuallywill 3 years

almost as much as the margin of error...