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Londoners curious as to purpose of Northbound M1 11
virtuallywill 3 years

Royal Wedding street party planned on Northbound M1 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Police raid unlicensed circumcision surgery after a "tip-off". 2
MC One R 3 years
Re-location of Richard Branson to Caribbean Island raises alarm. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Businessman Sir Richard Branson alarmed conservationists today by announcing that he will be re-locating himself to Moskito Island one of the British Virgin Islands in the Caribbean. Even though...

Isle of Wight residents looking forward to royal wedding being on the wireless. 0
MC One R 3 years

More technology advancement soon. They'll have moving pictures next y'know...

Candlelit vigil one year on from last mention of Pete Doherty in the papers. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Hopefully no more soon...

Gay claustrophobics desperate to come out of the closet 0
Screenie 3 years
Jedward can't pull girls, so they pretend to be celibate 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

The bizarre beings known as Jedward have totally failed to pull even a single girl between them, and so they have announced they have taken a vow of celibacy until they find out what's wrong with...

Bishop of Reading installed. Bishops of Riting and Rithmetic fail quality checks 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Misrata residents decline Lambeth Councils offer of refuge 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Channel 5 securing rights to Big Brother raises fears of "dumbing down". 0
MC One R 3 years
Archbishop of Canterbury told not to wear his cross at work 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Snoop Dogg’s campaign to promote SW England kicks off with ‘Shizzle my Brizzle’ 0
jp1885 3 years

More soon, (Yep - this is the best I can come up with today)...

Research finds that most people are unable to complete a 1
John Wiltshire 3 years
EU red, white and blue fondant reserves dangerously low 0
3 years
Conveyor belt repairmen ‘struggling to make ends meet’. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
Man U and Man City to replay until Man U win 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Under the rules which referees seem to be operating to these days, the Manchester United v Manchester City semi-final is to be replayed until Manchester United win. A spokesman for the FA said: 'We...

Gaddaffi ‘s humanitarian credentials: "my mercenaries helping to spread aids" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Jobcentre staff to strike - nation rocked to its foundations 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

The whole of the UK came to a complete standstill today at the news that staff at Jobcentre Plus* staff are to strike., A shaken David Cameron said: 'Never mind Libya or Afghanistan or the royal...

Gaddaffi says that the Libyan public are "gunning for him" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Goodluck Jonathan ahead of Also-ran Terry in Nigeria election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
‘No rush to reopen M1 southbound’ say southerners 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
LIbraries to follow $potify's lead and start charging for music and book loans 0
simonjmr 3 years
Fraud alert as result of Nigerian election faxed and emailed to millions 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘Best before’ labels given ‘use by’ date 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Eriksson denies conning FA into thinking England could win World Cup 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Superinjuction prevents naming winner of PFA Adulterer of the Year award 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Gadaffi blamed for mass grave found in Derbyshire 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Protest Police Concentrated too Much on Kettering 0
arthurminnit 3 years

apologies if its been done before...

PM to demonstrate consistent foreign policy by invading every country on earth 4
OllieP 3 years

David Cameron has announced that Britain will be invading every nation on earth in a bid to please those who criticise the selective nature of Britain's foreign military interventions. While the...