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Mac users at risk from new worm threat 0
LittleSpender 4 years
Rooney ready to play Capello at Guess Who 0
simonjmr 4 years
Steve Jobs jokes condemned as un-PC 14
charlies_hat 4 years
Somerset farmer confused by floral tributes laid at his gate. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

Mr Stephen Jobs, of Taunton, professed bemusement at the sudden proliferation of floral tributes and half-eaten apples left at his gate today. “I’m not dead, I’ve just been busy in the...

Steve Jobs refused life-saving upgrade after being deprecated by God 0
JohnA 4 years

Yes, I own an iPhone 3G - why do you ask?...

BBC Bulletin: 2000 jobs to be cut in the ne 0
kga6 4 years
Global warming reduces UK's ability to grow herbs 7
Screenie 4 years

'The unusual weather the UK has experienced over the last few decades has drastically reduced our ability to grow herbs,' stated UK organic farmer Jerry Hewitt. Something must be done and fast,' he...

Turnip's fury as swede wins Nobel Prize 2
apepper 4 years

Root vegetables everywhere are protesting that the Nobel prize for Literature has gone to a swede. A spokesman for the Nobel committee pointed out that a swede is a type of turnip. "Tell that to the...

BBC redundancy reports latest from London, Manchester, Edinburgh, Bristol, Leeds 0
Al OPecia 4 years

, Newcastle, Glasgow, Paris, Bonn, Berlin, Madrid, Bilbao, Lisbon, Rome, Perugia, Beirut, Damascus, Baghdad, just outside Zimbabwe, Nairobi, Islamabad, Mumbai, Bangkok, Johannesburg, Tokyo, Hong...

Amazement as Transformers win Nobel prize for Literature. 0
martin2381 4 years
Sarah Palin won't run for president. Prefers a gentle stroll. 0
martin2381 4 years
BBC is NOT over manned, manned, manned, say 26 spokesmen 3
ronseal 4 years
Pakistan cricket team win nobble prize. 3
andhrimnir 4 years
That Osbornne Cut leads to the loss of BBC prooofreaders. 1
dvo4fun 4 years
Desperate medics told to switch off Steve Jobs - and switch him back on again 9
ronseal 4 years
Steve Job's last words, "Sent from my iPad" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
White revealed as the new black - BNP in crisis 0
Screenie 4 years
Indigestion charges to be introduced in Dublin 0
spoole2112 4 years

With emergency ambulances clogging up the cities arterial routes, Dublin council are imposing a new indegestion charge in an attempt to dissuade overseas visitors from entering ludicrous eating...

Steve Jobs to be uploaded to iCloud 'by end of year' 6
dicky37 4 years

Contrary to rumours of his failing health, Apple last night revealed ex-CEO Steve Jobs is actually being uploaded to the company's new virtual environment, the iCloud. "We realized we couldn't...

Jobs replaces God 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Government to introduce Penis Extension Exhaust Pipe Tax 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In a bid to curb noise, pollution and unruliness, Road Tax for the Under-25s will be a thing of the past. Instead they will have to pay based on the size of their modified exhaust pipes Ken Clarke...

Establishment mourns loss of anti-establishment visionary 0
Dumbnews 4 years
F.A to give all players Bromide before each game. 0
delightfullyodd 4 years

The Football Association today announced that all players will be given bromide before each game. Failure to adhere to this could result in the player being suspended and their club being deducted...

Steve Jobs Joins Cloud Computing 1
thisisall1word 4 years
A turnip and some carrots win Nobel Literature Prize 0
simonjmr 4 years
Rooney's Father: "I bet you I get away with it." 0
delightfullyodd 4 years

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TV Guide : Coro-nonce-ion Street with Michael Le Vell and Peter Adamson. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

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Bloated, constipated economy? You need Dr Osborne’s patent Quantitative Easing 2
Clarky 4 years

Suffering from the painfully slow transit of jobs through the system? A dose of Dr Osborne’s patent Quantitative Easing will put you right. Taking QE every day while symptoms persist, or until the...

Study finds US comedy audiences still way too easily impressed 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

A study using an experimental comedy night in Nashville Tennessee has concluded that it is still much too easy to impress live audiences in the USA by simply mentioning things they can understand....

Newsbiscuit Injuncted by Writers' Room Day Job Employers 0
medici2471 4 years