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Man charged with stealing lead from the LHC. 4
Ostsee 3 years
Lightning Bolt Kills Celebrity Giraffe 1
De-scribe 3 years

The celebrity giraffe ‘Crouchy’ has been killed by a freak lightning strike., Tottenham Manager Harry Redknapp said that the Spurs squad are heartbroken following the sudden death of "playful...

Judge calls in sick to avoid Nick Griffin case. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Hooker Hartley gets called up by 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Religions to be ranked by how well their followers can take a joke... 3
Doylem 3 years

People seem to be confused by all the different faiths and creeds around the world. Which ones can you mention in casual conversation, and which ones are best avoided if you don’t to be sentenced...

UK Train overcrowding 'to get worse'. Indian Train Consultants Brought In 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Indian Railway Customer Service Experts are to be brought in to stand on British railway station platforms and educate people how they can climb onto the carriage roof and the best way to cling onto...

Bush Endorsed Sponsorship of New Torture Machine – The iRack 1
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Koreans launch puppy appeal,in their puppies aren`t just for christmas 5
arrghgarry 3 years

they can being eaten any day of the year ,sandwiches ,on a stick or get their mommy and have a roast...

Chevron oil claim that their(bribes) lobbying has paid off to get the 0
arrghgarry 3 years

first contracts in the wild frontiers ,and looking forward to providing Dieseal fuel for everyone...

Afghan farmers launch poppy appeal: 4
ramblesnake 3 years

"Please keep off the poppies"...

Train overcrowding to get worse - we're already 4 to a shed moans Thomas 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Misprint in bill gives prisoners the right to veto 1
Andrew 3 years
Stronger statins could save lives but eating less junk food would be as good. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Results produced today by the worlds medical council revealed that a stronger form of statin could save lives by reducing the risk of heart disease. Not all experts in the field of medication agree...

Pakistani test player retires to concentrate on fixing domestic games instead 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

No doubt more soon...

LHC creates ‘mini Big Bang’ but jacket potatoes still not done in the middle 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Swizz Roll...

Al-Qaeda claim terrorist atrocities may have prevented more political memoirs. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

More soon in the shops for Christmas...

Prince opens animal field of remembrance - purple poppies for heroic animals 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Weather forecast replaced by summary of yesterday’s weather... 8
Doylem 3 years

“It’s only a slight change of emphasis”, said a Met Office spokesman, “to acknowledge the deep cuts in our funding. Most viewers won’t actually notice any difference. They will still be...

Acronym Suppression Society,( ASS) meeting breaks down as CEO goes AWOL 15
Rowly 3 years
Brit expats in Saudi demand that Ramadan is renamed No-eat-eval. 0
simonjmr 3 years

Militant Brit expats have called for all major religious festivals around the world to be renamed so as not offend Christians, this follows a move by Birmingham council to rename Christmas as...

Suicide Bombers to Hold Back Until Overcrowding Problem on Trains is Sorted 0
IABP 3 years
Bush defends administration’s record on waterboarding, skateboarding, teabagging 2
Lightbringer 3 years

George Bush has rounded upon critics of key decisions revealed in his new autobiography "Decision Point's" [sic]. Bush pointed to his administration's use of "enhanced interrogation techniques" as...

White House Record is Better Than Nadine Coyles, says Bush 0
IABP 3 years
Cameron delegates questioning China over human rights to Piers Morgan 0
Moggsy 3 years

Sunday 10pm ITV1...

Alcohol is more dangerous than heroin says report ,however you`ll be pleased 4
arrghgarry 3 years

to know it`s tastier ,cheaper and easier to get ,plus your 3 year old will not inject himself with a bottle that has been lying about ,(well we hope not ).Plus your supplier will not kill you (unless...

Homeopathic beer launched, already watered down to save landlords the trouble 1
Doylem 3 years
Stoke Manager Bemoans “Not Scoring as Many Goals as The Other Team” Culture 0
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c'mon my son...

David Haye 'concerned' about mix-up 1
riesler 3 years

Ahead of his World title fight on Saturday, Haye's confidence took a knock when he discovered that, rather than taking on Audley Harrison, his opponent is to be Audrey Harrison, 57, a housewife from...

Newquay Residents Protest at Increase in Surfboarding 0
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"Its torture", said Ivy Pentrothick, 75...

UK to adopt Man United Time to give an extra few minutes every day 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years