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Wounded knight says armour "not his strongest suit" 0
Nick McCarr 11.12.11 5:35am
Nick McCarr
Alien intruders demand to be taken to leader of "North Face" empire 0
Dumbnews 11.12.11 3:05am
Early diagnosis of choirboy’s testicular cancer; Catholic priest recognised

The Catholic Church is taking heart from the news this week that Father Martin O’Flaherty has been awarded an honorary medical certificate by St Thomas Hospital for his work in the early diagnosis...

malgor 11.12.11 1:07am
Occupy downtown protests shut out by the other 1%, panhandlers 0
Dumbnews 11.12.11 12:17am
Clegg: "That's the last time we take separate holidays". 0
MT Bucket 10.12.11 11:45pm
MT Bucket
Rumours that Putin's election team provided advice to X-Factor hotly denied. 0
MT Bucket 10.12.11 11:42pm
MT Bucket
Cameron: "I just wanted to be as popular in Europe as Nick is in Universities" 0
MT Bucket 10.12.11 11:31pm
MT Bucket
Britain continues not to give a toss as Cameron does exactly as expected 0
MT Bucket 10.12.11 11:28pm
MT Bucket
Global warming

.. Want to write a one-liner with the (implied) punchline that Nigella Lawson is hotter than Nigel Lawson, but can't get it started. Any suggestions?...

Username 11.12.11 10:19pm
Lottery winner with gambling problem doesn't blame it on the good times. 0
reforse 10.12.11 7:21pm
Mathematics protestors occupy R Squared 2
bonjonelson 10.12.11 7:15pm
Police attempt to break up ‘occupy Boston’ protest fails.

Police called out to break up an ‘occupy Boston’ protest were amazed to find the protestors leaving of their own volition. “Christ, what a dump” said one protestor, Pete Smith, a local...

John Ffitch-Rucker 10.12.11 5:10pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
UK to leave EU and become wholly-owned subsiduary of J.P.Morgan. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.12.11 2:08pm
Al OPecia
Well its the little people

the little people isnt it nobodys interested in the little people,oh no,the little people dont get a look in,their to small aint it?Fucking bastards what about us little people ay?Take Alan Suger hes...

Fredrick Oleary 10.12.11 5:12pm
Sarkozy fails to see irony of new treaty being held together by 'bulldog' clip 1
Perks 10.12.11 5:14pm


Lesse Bigg 10.12.11 1:13pm
Lesse Bigg
Cameron and Clegg poison the nation's water supply with...

something poisonous. Because they're bastards...

Lesse Bigg 10.12.11 1:12pm
Lesse Bigg
Cameron punches poor people in the face...

and Clegg does their ironing...

Lesse Bigg 10.12.11 5:00pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Trouser honk triple wensleydale horse ladders cameron shoe teaser staples...

Because the toffs are all bastards...

Lesse Bigg 10.12.11 1:01pm
Lesse Bigg
"I Vont To Be Alone".....

.Says Cameron...

Jesse Bigg 10.12.11 12:37pm
Jesse Bigg
Putin Charge?

.Doesn't seem like it...

Jesse Bigg 10.12.11 12:28pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron regrets asking dyslexic official to agree to EU Vote 0
bonjonelson 10.12.11 12:22pm
Back street circumcision gang captured following tip-off

More to follow...

apepper 10.12.11 10:57pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Cave fires responsible for 90% of vintage cheddar pre-mature evacuation cases 0
kga6 10.12.11 11:29am
Cameron triumphant after negotiating new EU phishing quotas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 10.12.11 9:54am
world on brink can great britain do it again

Once again we stand alone against the great axis states of the world. As we stand alone looking out once again across the muddy waters of the English Channel, we can proudly say i bet the French and...

Q 10.12.11 9:21am
"Bulldog Cameron" backed by Spivs, Chancers & Gamblers. And other Tory donors.

More donations soon...

dvo4fun 10.12.11 7:30am
Psychiatrist wins Nobel prize for identifying 7 billion mental disorders 0
Dumbnews 10.12.11 5:09am
North Face apparel launches new line for Far East, NorthEast Face 0
Dumbnews 10.12.11 4:50am
New gym machines offer more ways to do your excercises incorrectly 0
Dumbnews 10.12.11 1:59am