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Every UK household to be blocked from Internet access unless they request it 0
Arthur 23.07.13 1:48am
Arthur
World Taken Over By Alien Invaders Today - No-One Noticed 0
Titus 23.07.13 12:50am
Titus
10-Minute-Older Royal Baby Girl Twin Secretly Smuggled Out Of Lindo Wing

and sent off to a Rumanian orphanage...

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Titus 23.07.13 12:45am
Titus
Harry's new chat up line: 'Wanna see MY little prince?' 0
Ironduke 23.07.13 12:04am
Ironduke
New Baby Tweets "Hey, Hang On Guys - I Might Not Want The Job"

"Actually" the tweet continues "I always wanted to be - a lumberjack!"...

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Titus 22.07.13 11:55pm
Titus
Militant Feminists Furious About Sex Of New Royal Baby

"They only had a boy in order to wind us up" said a spokesperson. "By rights, if they have a girl later on, then [i]she[/i] should become the monarch in order to balance things up a bit."...

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Titus 22.07.13 11:52pm
Titus
First ISP To Block All Porn Promptly Files For Bankruptcy Within 24 Hours 0
Titus 22.07.13 11:46pm
Titus
it's a boy!

You read it on NewsBiscuit first ...

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Arthur 22.07.13 11:34pm
Arthur
New Baby Condemned As 'Aloof'' For Failing To Issue Immediate Press Release 1
Titus 22.07.13 11:31pm
Arthur
Royal male arrives late 3
Backup Brian 22.07.13 11:29pm
Titus
Royal baby could be named after a previous king: Herod and Elvis in the running 7
Smart Alex 22.07.13 11:12pm
Titus
New prince to be named "Symbol"

More to follow...

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apepper 22.07.13 11:10pm
Titus
PM To Make All ISPs Provide 'Royal-Baby-News' Filter By Default 0
Titus 22.07.13 11:07pm
Titus
Nicholas Witchell "senses" there will be more Royal Baby idle speculation soon. 2
Al OPecia 22.07.13 10:15pm
Jesus H
Welsh news announces " It's a boyo!" 0
irreverendJ 22.07.13 9:44pm
irreverendJ
It would be cool if no crap stand up comic did a baby name joke about star wars

"Wouldn't it be cool yeah, if the Royal baby was given a name like Darth Vader.' Those are the words nobody wants to hear, because it means they'll have turned on their radio in the middle of a...

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ronseal 22.07.13 9:21pm
ronseal
Dubai convicts Little Red Riding Hood

Human Rights Groups have expressed outrage at the 16-month prison sentence handed out to the popular fairy-tale heroine. Not content with imprisoning Norwegian rape victims, the Dubai courts have...

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Wrenfoe 22.07.13 9:08pm
FlashArry
UK exceeds EU Prince quota : Brussels propose cull 1
FlashArry 22.07.13 9:05pm
Arthur
After a long labour, kate is absolutely dilated, says Palace spokesman 2
ronseal 22.07.13 8:55pm
irreverendJ
Prince Harry to be god father...

will take the new baby out drinking next week...

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ionb 22.07.13 8:54pm
ionb
Nelson Mandela pulls emergency cord to demand some attention from world's press 0
irreverendJ 22.07.13 8:52pm
irreverendJ
Britain rejoices as Anglesey Barracks Windsor is presented to the Nation 0
Ref Minor 22.07.13 8:50pm
Ref Minor
Following the Beckham's, new royal baby to be named after place of conception

Welcome to the world little Apache Helicopter...

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irreverendJ 22.07.13 8:49pm
irreverendJ
Breaking News: Royal baby to be named Westland WS-61 Sea King 0
raudus 22.07.13 8:23pm
raudus
Philip wants to call it 'Prince Albert' 1
Squudge 22.07.13 8:15pm
sponge finger
Spanish minnows Real Madrid record stunning upset victory against AFCBournemouth

The world of European football was in shock last night as little known Spanish outfit Real Madrid pulled off a stunning 6-0 victory against English giants AFC Bournemouth. Bournemouth, third division...

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gavin 22.07.13 8:11pm
ianslat
Daily Mail faithful disappointed....

that Kate didn't give birth to the reincarnation of Diana...

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ionb 22.07.13 8:08pm
ionb
Surgeons save prince's life by removal of silver spoon from throat 0
Drylaw 22.07.13 8:06pm
Drylaw
At least they can't call it bloody Diana, says Queen 0
Squudge 22.07.13 8:04pm
Squudge
Cameron curbs online porn. Need to spend more time running the country he says. 0
MADJEZ 22.07.13 8:04pm
MADJEZ