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Internet Porn use increases tenfold due to Ashes 'all nighter excuses' 0
Moggsy 3 years
Striking Scottish Referees to be sued under trades Description Act... 0
Dexter 3 years

at best, they're only average-looking, say fans. How's that, guys?...

NZ miners will not come out in sympathy for striking Scottish Referees 7
simonjmr 3 years
BBC Executives Given 20 Minutes To Come Up With Ready Steady Cook's Replacement 2
IABP 3 years

Ready Steady Cook finally ended its run as the longest running cookery programme today and the Head of BBC Cooking & Baking, currently the largest department in the corporation, gave two...

My Cocky Wok - Russell Brand to release recipe book for Christmas 0
Milo Shame 3 years

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Kim ll Sung kicks off number one on his bucket list 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish. 11
martin.chew 3 years

My racing snail has been lacking a little pace of late. I removed his shell, in hope he would be a little more streamlined and faster but, if anything, he has become more sluggish...

Student moans about police kettling tactics after not being offered a cup of tea 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
Cured schizophrenic beside himself with happiness 3
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Chinese Captain arrested at the port of San Francisco 3
arrghgarry 3 years

for hitting an immigration official who touched his Junk...

The religious debate continues... 0
Doylem 3 years

"The Bible is living proof that Jesus was the Messiah. He performed miracles. He turned water into wine". "No, what he actually did was turn wine into vinegar, and even then it took three days. It...

Population of New Zealand falls 0
roybland 3 years
Cameron to call upon North Korean military to squash student protests 0
roybland 3 years
Coalition plan to end student protests with offer of free IPods 0
roybland 3 years
New Zealand Lingerie Stores Offer ‘No Questions Asked’ Refunds 12
De-scribe 3 years

Lingerie stores across New Zealand’s South Island have joined together to offer ‘no questions asked’ refunds to the wives and girlfriends of the 29 trapped miners now feared dead after a second...

Unemployed suggest royal wedding bank holiday windfall 'unfair'. 0
J-Bird 3 years

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI2H0CRpAhc1OFurkfoUWU3DLGfof6YYqxTf18AcVcmA8_CpPe Scores of British unworkers today rallied against the Prime Minister's decision to make 29th April 2011 a...

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IABP 3 years
Student rioters distressed to find out their names now on Santa's naughty list 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Student rioters have reacted with shock tonight that Santa's helpers have infiltrated their ranks and have been recording names for Santa's naughty list. Giles Godwin, President of the National...

Fears for Jimmy Krankie as Scotland predicted 3ft of overnight snow 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Stirlingshire police have posted an alert to ascertain the whereabouts of beloved and diminutive comedian Jimmy Krankie. Inspector Donal McConvert has reminded local media that during the last cold...

Build up of ice on Neanderthals foreheads may have hastened their demise 0
Rowly 3 years

During the last ice age, their sloping foreheads became a disadvantage, as ice could build up to a thick layer overhanging their eyebrows.This meant they could not see where they were going, or hunt...

Waitrose to sponsor British Film Industry... 9
Dexter 3 years

forthcoming titles include 'The Men Who Stare At Goat's Milk', 'Night of the Living Bread' 'Scone in sixty Seconds' and 'The Buns of Navarone'...

Daily Mirror pensioners were much better off under Maxwell 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Daily Mirror pensioners have rioted after administrators reported that there's less money in their pension funds "When Robert Maxwell was in charge of our pensions, we never had any problems," said...

National Ballroom Dance Academy to Sponsor Weather Forecasts... 0
Dexter 3 years

Snow, snow, thick thick, snow. More soon...

Harpo turned down for speaking clock vacancy... 5
Doylem 3 years
Face of Jesus found on painting of Jesus 9
bonjonelson 3 years

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New Voice of Speaking Clock Sought After Company Terminates Contract with Chico 0
thisisall1word 3 years
British Students react violentky to a redcution in their 19
arrghgarry 3 years

drink and drug money .Landlords and drug dealers joined the students to show their support and supply contraband.The Government has told the students that the degrees they will need are 180 degrees...

Beating the bishops at Synod... 0
Doylem 3 years

Where the Church used to provide unequivocal moral guidance ("Repent or be damned") it now offers the merest slap on the wrist to those who transgress. The Church used to take a lead; now, loathe to...

The big question at Synod: “Why are we here instead of, say, over there?”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Michael Gove to restore traditional values to English education 0
Sinnick 3 years

Well, that'll work, then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPouip93yBE recorded in 1978...