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A Guide to the Olympics: No. 1. Just how useless is the shot put?

[i]Or … A putted history of the Shot[/i] Arguably the ultimate short range strategic missile, of all the Olympic field events which involve ancient forms of weaponry, the shot put is the most...

Stan 28.06.12 6:19am
Prince Philip to ask McGuinness "and what do you do ?" 5
Sinnick 28.06.12 6:09am
Dsylexic extremist chants 'Death to UAE" 0
Dumbnews 28.06.12 4:04am
"Long term benefit claimants must ride on a lion" warns Osbourne

As part of a new chapter in 'compassionate conservatism', the government is apparently seeking to change the mindset of long term benefit claimants. In moves to radically improve self esteem and...

The Masked Frog 27.06.12 11:16pm
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dvo4fun 27.06.12 11:03pm
Gay dyslexic physicist seeks transfer to Large Hardon Collider

(Since we're doing colliders again)...

Maverick 27.06.12 10:02pm
Nora Ephron sleeping in Seattle. No more soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.06.12 8:49pm
Al OPecia
Google to sell Goggles. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.06.12 8:47pm
Al OPecia
House of Lords to be brought into the 18th Century. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.06.12 8:46pm
Al OPecia
Disappointment as dead Ephron not Zac 0
Mandy Lifeboat 27.06.12 8:12pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Murray's apology for inadvertent press conference smile "an error of judgement" 7
dvo4fun 27.06.12 7:58pm
Chancellor takes on tooth fairy

Chancellor George Osbourne will tomorrow announce to the House of Commons new proposals to take on the tooth fairy. Long a feature on the UK's financial services horizon, more recently the tooth...

Miss Hegas 27.06.12 7:18pm
Miss Hegas
Queen and Martin McGuinness handshake destined for Sistine Chapel

The historic handshake between the Queen and former IRA leader Martin McGuinness at the Lyric Theatre in Belfast, is to be depicted on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel alongside Michelangelo's Hands...

roybland 27.06.12 7:15pm
Artist criticized for setting the bar too high 0
Dumbnews 27.06.12 5:21pm
Suarez reignites row in handshake snub with Queen

The Queen was left fuming after Luis Suarez dramatically snubbed her in a handshake line-up as the pair went face-to-face. The Queen, angered by the snub had to be pulled back with Prince Phillip...

hardev 27.06.12 4:10pm
Indian mystic draws the line at walking across a pit of lego

An Indian mystic who regularly walks across red hot coals and broken glass has today withdrawn from an attempt to walk across an 11 ft pit of lego. "I have thought long and hard about this challenge...

simonjmr 27.06.12 4:02pm
Salmon of Knowledge
Seb Coe "gutted" as Steve Cram beats him to Torch handover 0
grumblechops 27.06.12 3:23pm
Forum user discovers sexuality after being called gay online

Frequent game forum user FantasyFan9797 was online one evening when he made a startling self discovery, whilst writing a forum post about his favorite game Zelda: Ocarina of Time, fellow forum user...

confuzzled 27.06.12 3:22pm
nostra da mouse
Jenni Murray accidently made 4th seed in Wimbledon Mens competition 0
Scronnyglonkle 27.06.12 3:04pm
Ronaldo semi pressure key to performance

Lazy lobs, spearing through the Spanish defence - piercing runs, thrusting attacks to unopen the Spanish defence, probing through the mid field all identified by Ronaldo as the keys to winning More...

simonjmr 27.06.12 2:56pm
Jersey warns it will become "more French" if offshore tax status is harmed

Punitive  taxes on female depilatory products, an optional return to driving on the right for those who prefer it and a ban on the word "jersey" to mean pullover. These are  just some of the...

nickb 27.06.12 2:44pm
Queen and McGuinness suspected of rehearsing “street” handshake

The Queen and Martin McGuinness shook hands today, with onlookers suspecting the pair may have spent some time practising the complex routine. The greeting began with the traditional “palm to...

grumblechops 27.06.12 2:33pm
Angelos Epithemiou signed by Sir Alex, is to join the Old Trafford PR Team

It’s another of one those ….. “never saw that one coming, moments” Leaked by a trusted source, and in advance of an official Old Trafford announcement, this reporter can today confirm the...

HenryMJUK 27.06.12 1:53pm
'Hilarious' hand buzzer prank mars Royal handshake with Martin McGuinness 2
Skylarking 27.06.12 1:51pm
Nails UK
Queen , Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness performed Macarena together

The Queen, Gerry Adams and former IRA commander Martin McGuinness have performed the iconic Latino dance known as ‘The Macarena’ together after really hitting it off earlier today, it has emerged...

Gary Stanton 27.06.12 1:47pm
Gary Stanton
Guy from can't believe his luck when he rings RBS 0
rustytruss 27.06.12 1:45pm
Teen Heartthrob Rupert Murdoch denies that News Corp has too much power

The Leverson inquiry has opened up a new wave of bullying for News Corp CEO, teen sensation and all round great guy Rupert Murdoch. Losers all over say lame thing like News Corp has too much...

confuzzled 27.06.12 1:36pm
Queen Shakes Hands With Martin McGuinness. She's A Big Fan Of 'Take Me Out' 0
christianmanley 27.06.12 1:29pm
Creation Scientists hail launch of world's largest prayer collider

Creation scientists have gathered in Utah for the inauguration of the most ambitious new development in advanced theological research in decades - the Salt Lake City Prayer Super-Collider. In a 12...

bonjonelson 27.06.12 12:44pm
Midfield Diamond
RBS say 'computer glitch' that caused credit crunch should now be fixed

The Royal Bank of Scotland has today come out and apologised for the ‘minor glitch’ in it’s computer system that caused it to almost crumble into bankruptcy and need a multi-billion pound...

Perks 27.06.12 12:32pm
Midfield Diamond