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Chelsea decide to put John Terry out to stud. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.12.11 8:10pm
dominic_mcg
Sarkozy to judge Britain's Got Parliament

Sources close to the French premier suggest he has agreed a deal with Simon Cowell's SYCO production company to judge 'Britain's Got Parliament' a new Westminster based reality extravaganza. Sarkozy...

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irregular apple 12.12.11 8:07pm
irregular apple
Irish X Factor winners announced. Well done 'Little Micks' 3
Perks 13.12.11 9:37am
MADJEZ
X-Factor winners to promote self serve kids sweets ... Pick'n'Mix

bags more soon...

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Kramaring 12.12.11 7:09pm
Kramaring
Police replace 'Stop and Search' with 'Tap and Tickle'

Following successful trials by Northumbria Police, the rest of the UK’s police forces have agreed to replace their ‘Stop and Search’ policy with the forward thinking ‘Tap and Tickle’. The...

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Perks 13.12.11 8:23am
Perks
Man who decided not to board Titanic described as 'isolated' by Ed Miliband 11
GreenCross 13.12.11 11:07am
Ostsee
Neolithic long barrow 're-forsed into lone star state' 13
13.12.11 1:00pm
The Paper Ostrich
Higgs particle found mounted on wall in Swiss Hotel 0
kga6 12.12.11 5:55pm
kga6
'Where's Nick?' books to launch for xmas

If they sell out the original title should suffice informs cabinet office...

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irregular apple 12.12.11 5:23pm
irregular apple
Freehold retail outlet for sale in Wootton Basset. Formerly successful florists 10
dvo4fun 13.12.11 12:50pm
virtuallywill
Bullring management ban Japanese Endurance film crew from shopping centre 0
medici2471 12.12.11 5:04pm
medici2471
EUthanasia

- hat tip beau-jolly...

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medici2471 12.12.11 5:49pm
malgor
Libyan rebels in line for top ‘smooth rebellion’ award

Judges in the 2011 rebellion season have given the strongest indication yet that Libya looks likely to take the top spot on the revolution podium. ‘The competition has been really stiff this...

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malgor 12.12.11 4:09pm
malgor
RBS losing £45bn "was bad idea" shock

It's turned out that the RBS losing a fortune and having to be bought out by the government was not as good an idea as originally thought...

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apepper 12.12.11 3:45pm
apepper
Turkey victory at christmas.

Bernard mathews turkey farms where left reeling today after french judge, I haventee a clueso judged thet under the european human rights act, turkeys where entightled to a family life ...

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Q 12.12.11 3:28pm
Q
New supergroup Incontinentia girls go strait to number 2s

That was shit lol...

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Q 12.12.11 3:22pm
Q
New supergroup Incontinentia girls go strait to number 2s

that was shit lol...

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Q 12.12.11 3:21pm
Q
Queen tweets Christmas message 2011

@elizabeth2. Greetings 2 my loyal subjects. Have gorn all trendy this yah innit gr8! lol The corgis say Tweety Christmas. Greek Phil says FU...

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Son of Barnabas 12.12.11 3:17pm
Son of Barnabas
Simon Cowell says "I couldn't give a number 2 who's number one for Christmas..."

"I'll still be making sh*tloads of money!"...

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Son of Barnabas 12.12.11 2:52pm
Son of Barnabas
Fanatical muso finally realises X Factor wasn't aimed at him

A fanatical music fan had a moment of clarity this week, when he realised that 'The X Factor' wasn't specifically made for his entertainment. Jeremy 'The Rage' Osthwaite is considered to be 'the...

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12.12.11 11:51pm
reforse
Coquettish Higgs Boson glimpse to be announced tomorrow 0
simonjmr 12.12.11 2:23pm
simonjmr
"Oily" Cameron in danger of US invasion

David Cameron's last minute veto of a new Euro treaty has left him exposed to an uninvited hostile invasion by US forces looking to secure new reserves of Oil. More soon...

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simonjmr 12.12.11 2:21pm
simonjmr
Man arrested for importuning claims to be transplant surgeon 0
medici2471 12.12.11 1:44pm
medici2471
Would-be mum shock at faecal transplant error 0
medici2471 12.12.11 1:36pm
medici2471
School Christmas concert geese strangling atrocities supposedly clarinet recital

"What we thought was a clarinet recital was actually seven, ten year olds beating and strangling a gaggle of geese" More soon...

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simonjmr 12.12.11 5:13pm
dvo4fun
X-factor audio actually recorded in cat strangling factory admits ITV 0
Screenie 12.12.11 1:13pm
Screenie
Further faecal transplant research reveals 81% of people couldn't give a shit 0
Screenie 12.12.11 1:10pm
Screenie
People who complain about the faked Frozen Planet scene told Get a Life on Earth 0
Ian Searle 12.12.11 1:06pm
Ian Searle
BBC concede that the planet is not actually frozen after all 0
charlies_hat 12.12.11 12:59pm
charlies_hat
'Jurassic Park' in a row over 'fake' scenes shot at film studio.

‘Jurassic Park’ has become embroiled in a row over 'fake' scenes, after it was revealed that parts of the movie were shot in a film studio. Part of the film which showed a man driving a car has...

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Ian Searle 12.12.11 12:45pm
Ian Searle