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Sharp fall in value of Iamthestig derivatives on Newsbiscuit schtock exchange 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Isle of Wight proves fact's funnier than fiction 0
islandhack 3 years

In a bid to prove that it has a real 'seaside postcard' sense of humour the Isle of Wight council has closed most of the island's public loos and all of its tourist information centres. "The sight...

Man City in last-ditch attempt to recreate Amazonian rainforest 3
Gary Stanton 3 years

In a desperate bid to prevent homsesick striker Carlos Tevez moving to Brazilian club Corinthians, City bosses are to seek the approval of a small scale rainforest project in inner city Manchester....

The Month 2
Iamthestig 3 years
Darren Clarke says receiving "In the hole!" text from Tiger Woods was disturbing 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Entire Population of World Resign And Are Then Arrested, Over Hacking Scandal 3
mugwump 3 years

There is no more soon...

Retracted for legal reasons. 1
wallster 3 years
Month 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Ed Miliband to speak out against Union stooges who shaft their brother 0
ronseal 3 years

Following his successful posturing over hacking, Ed Miliband hopes to extend his brand with an attack on men who shaft members of their own family. Miliband will call on David Cameron to resign,...

Ed Milliband unsure what to do now Rebekah Brooks has resigned 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Sources close to Ed Milliband have revealed that the Labour leader 'has no idea what to do next' now that Rebekah Brooks has finally bowed to pressure to resign as chief executive of News...

Conspiracy Theorists rejoice as Rebekah Brooks' arrest means HoC cannot quiz her 0
JohnA 3 years

No more comments soon...

DVD sales rocket as schools prepare for last week of term 0
SpankyMonkey 3 years
Chipping Norton sounds like a rum place.... 10
ronseal 3 years

You've got: Jeremy Clarkson, Rebecca Wade, Matthew Freud, Elizabeth Murdoch Sounds like the cast of one of those Bergerac mysteries, where every one of the cast has a suspicious background...

Meditation officially declared a waste of time 1
Christopher Frost 3 years
New "Pam filter" feature added by email providers 3
gleedo 3 years

As a result of lobbying from people with friends and relatives called Pam, the big email providers have finally succumbed and added a feature called a "Pam filter". It is seen as a major coup for the...

Police arrest scapegoat, offer inside info for the usual fee. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Murdoch cancels N.I. advertising. 0
dvo4fun 3 years

Rupert Murdoch will not buy advertising space in N.I. titles for any future NoW apologies. "Not prepared to have name linked with newspapers associated with News International" tweeted the grizzly...

Health charities slam Domino's new 'pizza smoothie' 15
3 years

Public health charities are up in arms following Domino's launch of the 'pizza smoothie'. The drink, which consists of three slices of pizza blended with ice-cream and a banana, is being touted as a...

Rebekah Brooks caught in possession of a hacksaw. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years
Who gave Robbie Williams food poisoning? Police interview 3 million music lovers 1
FraserWords 3 years

More toneless posturing soon...

Mick Hucknell arrested in phone-hacking scandal. 0
be reasonable 3 years

“It’s an easy mistake to make", says a Met. spokesman...

Angry mob of MPs at police station, bangs on the roof of Wade's prison van 0
ronseal 3 years

The angry mob of MPs and cabinet ministers past and present that surrounded Wapping police station showed no sign of disbursing this afternoon, with many baying for the blood of the alleged fraudster...

Clamour for 'Rebekha's Law' grows 3
roybland 3 years

Following the arrest of a notorious red haired woman, public clamour for a 'Rebekha's Law' has grown. 'People have a right to know if there's a redhead living next door,' said a black haired sponsor...

NOTW journalists have all found new roles in GCHQ 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Kevin From Eggheads Lands West End Role 0
f0zz 3 years

Kevin Ashman of 'Eggheads' fame will play Brian the Dog in a forthcoming Aldwych production of 'Family Guy: The Musical' "I'm obviously delighted," Mr. Ashman confirmed last night in his trademark...

Ageing rock stars double-team ‘Little Schoolgirl’ 1
Christopher Frost 3 years

Former Rolling Stones bassist Bill Wyman has teamed up with rock ‘n’ roll legend Chuck Berry, to record a cover of the blues classic ‘Good Morning, Little Schoolgirl’. Speaking during an...

Shadow Chancellor denial 0
Bismarck 3 years

After the revelatio0n that well known busker Giles 73 Smith was concieved in a Tesco delicatessan queue, and that actor Michael 234500 Hill was fathered during a game of Monopoly, Ed Balls has...

Newsbiscuit to publish full page apology for today's FP in all newspapers. 4
Al OPecia 3 years
Redheads even less popular, survey finds 0
roybland 3 years
Little interest reported in 'Rebekha's Law' 0
roybland 3 years