Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Entrepreneur launches new dating concept, "Speed Rejection" 0
Dumbnews 29.03.12 2:28pm
Dumbnews
Buggy top microwaves sell out as single mums flock to Greggs cold pasty counters 0
medici2471 29.03.12 2:12pm
medici2471
Motorist attempting to fill unsuitable container at pump called "potty" 0
Nails UK 29.03.12 2:06pm
Nails UK
Greggs to sell uncooked pasties, food poisoning cases expected to fall 0
simonjmr 29.03.12 2:01pm
simonjmr
Fire service apologises for mix-up after storming Jerry McCann's garage...

Red-faced fire officers have apologised 'unreservedly' after a raid on the home of Kate and Gerry McCann in which they expected to find stockpiles of unleaded-ultra petrol., Speaking from the...

2
Underconstruction 29.03.12 1:48pm
Underconstruction
Fuel strike threat hits central London as commuters panic-buy Oyster cards

Londoners travelling to work today have been finding long queues at Oyster card top-up points, after threatened fuel strikes sparked a wave of panic-buying amongst commuters. With many of the...

7
Vertically Challenged Giant 29.03.12 1:42pm
Scronnyglonkle
Judge grants Greggs an Injuction over Pastiegate affair

A High-court Judge today granted Baker Greggs an Injunction to prevent further disclosure of details in what is rapidly becoming know the as “Pastygate” affair. The Daily Mail is threatening to...

1
Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 1:38pm
Scronnyglonkle
Eat pasties cold advice was 'half-baked' admits Osbourne. 0
JETFAB 29.03.12 1:11pm
JETFAB
Business news: Nasdaq down, UK Pasty tax could affect Apple turnover 1
weematt 29.03.12 1:07pm
JETFAB
Queues form outside Toys R Us

after rumours spread about Tonka strike...

0
brd888 29.03.12 12:53pm
brd888
Government advises on stocking up on pasties

more later...

1
virtuallywill 29.03.12 12:45pm
brd888
Queues form outside Greggs.

Consumers urged to fill an extra lunchbox with Sausage and Belt Melts...

0
brd888 29.03.12 12:41pm
brd888
Stuart Lancaster to coach England Rugby AND Football teams

As widely expected, Stuart Lancaster has today been announced today as the new coach of the England Rugby Union team. However in a surprise move, it has also been announced that he will take over the...

2
FarmerGiles 29.03.12 12:23pm
FarmerGiles
Ask the Biscuit – some crumbs of comfort for our readers

From G.O. Westminster, Dear Biscuit, A friend of mine is worried about the possible fuel crisis and the pasty tax and is unsure what to do. Can you advise me (on his behalf) about the fuel. We had a...

3
weematt 29.03.12 12:21pm
weematt
RSPB: Garden bird population decimated as panic hoarding of starlings continues 0
Dragonman 29.03.12 11:45am
Dragonman
Amazon Boss finds Apollo moon rocket engine, paint & instructions still missing

no news about missing link on Amazon website!...

0
Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 11:31am
Scronnyglonkle
Redknapp Turns Down Top Job

Tottenham Boss Harry Redknapp has turned down the chance to manage greggs. He commented the job was too hot to handle...

0
GillsImp 29.03.12 11:29am
GillsImp
Boris Johnson urges "Top up when glass is half empty" 0
Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 11:25am
Scronnyglonkle
Unison Member caught eating Pasty

A Unison member was caught eating a hot pasty in a petrol station forecourt. Well there's how to take the heat from the situation!...

0
GillsImp 29.03.12 11:18am
GillsImp
'Patsy lover' David Cameron defends VAT on zero-rated Nick Cleggs

The PM spoke highly of patsies yesterday, saying how much he enjoyed them, especially those containing scapegoat...

0
3zincold 29.03.12 11:17am
3zincold
Pastygate latest: Revenge is a dish best served at ambient room temperature 0
Mandy Lifeboat 29.03.12 11:01am
Mandy Lifeboat
Rumours of Unison Strike Next Week

There are unsubstantiated rumours circulating that Unison is going on strike next week. A spokesperson hinted that they don't want to fuel any more problems on top of what is going on but have no...

0
GillsImp 29.03.12 10:54am
GillsImp
RAF and Army Tanker Drivers vote to join strike in protest at Government Idiocy

One Airforce chief was quoted as saying, "Government cuts have caused the military to loose it's first strike capabillity, this is the only language they understand in Whitehall, they are worse than...

0
Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 10:36am
Scronnyglonkle
PM retracts Pastie story remembers he bought Walls Conrinsh Icecream in Leeds 0
Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 9:44am
Scronnyglonkle
Actress Donna Air to appear in court on Fraudulant Airline charges

Former child actress and Gary Glitter favourite Donna Air appeared in court charged with duping customers into believing she was a fake low cost airline. Ms Air curely exploted her native north...

0
Scronnyglonkle 29.03.12 9:41am
Scronnyglonkle
Health warning over new pasties that contain 20% saturated VAT

big hat tip to weematt...

0
bonjonelson 29.03.12 9:34am
bonjonelson
Man's Whitehall life, career, house, cabinet up for sale.

A complete new lifestyle beside the city could be yours, for £250,000. David Cameron, from Peasemore in Berkshire, is marketing his political party, six bedroom Whitehall mansion, principles, and...

0
ianrbland 29.03.12 9:11am
ianrbland
Tories say "fill up your tank when half empty". Opposition say when "half full". 0
bonjonelson 29.03.12 8:59am
bonjonelson
Climate change denier refuses to admit the lawn needs mowing in March 4
Lucy4 29.03.12 8:59am
JohnA
Bashar Al-Assad advises army: "Top up your tanks"

More bombardment soon...

0
ianrbland 29.03.12 8:58am
ianrbland