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Iran Offers To build UK's New Nuclear Power Stations 3
Titus 21.10.13 10:46am
Eric Pickles Loses Interest When He Realises It's Only Salad

"30,000 tons a year of Tesco food going to waste just seemed too good to miss", said Pickles. "It would have cut my grocery bills in half. But then I read the small print and realised the bastards...

deceangli 21.10.13 10:36am
Parents Stop Sending Their Children To Eton Because Of The Unqualified Teachers 0
Titus 21.10.13 10:35am
Reddit user reveals Ronald McDonald without make up looks like Colenel Saunders 0
Ian Searle 21.10.13 8:59am
Ian Searle
SPECTRE undercuts Chinese Government for UK Nuclear Contract

Dr No of the outsourcing company SPECTRE has announced a winning bid for Britain’s nuclear power stations., “Putting a nuclear reactor in the heart of Britain under the control of the Chinese...

deceangli 21.10.13 8:45am
Neat-O To Be Contracted Out To Chinese-French Consortium 0
Titus 21.10.13 8:25am
Tesco: 30,000 tonnes of salad wastage just the tip of the Iceberg. 1
Gary Stanton 21.10.13 8:08am
Aussies To Consolidate All Their fires Into One Large Economy Fire 0
Titus 21.10.13 8:06am
Government to extend 'free schools' principle to other departments

Ministers are expected to announce later today an extension of the 'free schools' template to other public services. Citizens will be allowed to set up their own GP surgeries and hospitals without...

Not Amused 21.10.13 6:22am
Two thirds of Tesco's staff found to be completely wasted on Monday morning 0
irreverendJ 21.10.13 5:40am
Pay it forward fails to catch on as most incapable of Pay it backward 0
Dumbnews 21.10.13 4:15am
Every day, a hole the size of Amazon is made in the disappearing tax ecosystem 6
ronseal 21.10.13 12:57am
Salmond stonewalls Hadrian queries

Stonemasons have begun reparation work to Hadrian's wall this week, under the guise of conserving the most popular tourist destination in the north of England. Whilst this may seem like a valid...

KateWritesStuff 20.10.13 11:23pm
Poll Says Scotland Will To Vote To Stay In UK But Rest Of UK Will Vote Them Out 2
Titus 20.10.13 10:18pm
FA Commission crisis latest - Greg Dyke begs Roland Rat to 'save me again'

Roland Rat is to re-establish his partnership with Greg Dyke in a bid to save the doomed FA Commission. Dyke and Rat are old friends having worked together at troubled broadcaster TV AM. Indeed many...

ronseal 20.10.13 10:09pm
If we vote McNo, let the last to leave switch off the deep fat fryer. 0
Ironduke 20.10.13 10:07pm
New Historical Evidence Proves That Most Tory MP's Ancestors'......

real name was "Unthank". 'Once a squatter, always a squatter, I say.'...

Jesse Bigg 20.10.13 9:36pm
Jesse Bigg
FA Criticised For Not Selecting On Basis Of Race Or Colour

You just can't win, with the politically correct thought police...

Titus 20.10.13 9:15pm
Solar Panel Owners Laughing As Nuclear Power Companies Only Get 9p/unit

compared with the 50/p per unit, tax free, index linked, paid for power generated (intermittently) by solar panels even if it's not fed into the grid...

Titus 20.10.13 9:10pm
Herman's Hermits "were real hermits" says new biography

They were a sweet-songed mid-pop 60's phenomenon who occupied a special place in the hearts of many. And true to their name, they never met. According to a new book, the Hermits hated the work,...

nickb 20.10.13 8:58pm
Greg Dyke sets up Commission to examine procedures for establishing Commissions 0
custard cream 20.10.13 8:16pm
custard cream
Isle of Wight disputes Jersey's "last Neanderthal" claim. 0
Al OPecia 20.10.13 8:10pm
Al OPecia
Homosexual sailor who saved drowning tourists hailed as "Gay Tar Hero"

Sorry, that is indeed dreadful, but there seems to be a running joke about variations on Guitar Hero...

ronseal 20.10.13 8:02pm
Indian software company releases "Sitar Hero" for Kinect and Xbox

Bangalore: India developers have responded to the influx of Westernized music programs for games consoles by producing "Sitar Hero", a game which produces music only their parents will love. Players...

AReader 20.10.13 7:15pm
Ex free-school teachers take up brain surgery: "How hard can it be?"

More to follow...

apepper 20.10.13 5:15pm
Pools winner traces ‘lost’ family by forgetting to tick ‘no publicity’ box... 1
Tripod 20.10.13 5:01pm
Al OPecia
Sony launch new TV range for women - HD Nearly Ready 5
brownpaperreporter 20.10.13 4:36pm
Al OPecia
Norwegian Terrorists are ‘the scariest of all’

Exhaustive studies, coupled with an allergic reaction to pickled herring, have enabled the world’s Press to conclude that there is nothing more chilling than a gun wielding maniac who can hum...

Wrenfoe 20.10.13 3:19pm
US Scouts offer to topple Stonehenge

Having already trashed a 170 million-year-old red rock from Goblin Valley State Park, Scout Leader Glenn Taylor is considering eradicating other 'eyesores' of the ancient world. First on his list is...

Wrenfoe 20.10.13 3:04pm
Grannie dies while sucking egg. "I should have taught her how" says Grandson. 3
weematt 19.10.13 11:54pm
Sir Lupus