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Devil 'irritated' with dinner guests bring their own long spoons. 2
Zadok the second 3 years

and tired of looking for work for people with idle hands. More soon...

West Ham lose Olympic stadium bid to Man United in 4th month of injury time. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Nokia and Microsoft court BP to form a 21st Century Axis of evil. 2
simonjmr 3 years
Egyptian Protestors Leave Pyramid of Rubbish 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Mubarak to cross the Red Sea...

Mubarak to get all-inclusive diving course 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

The egyptian army confirmed yesterday that it had chosen a leaving gift for former commander-in-chief Hosni Mubarak. 'We had a whip-round,' said a general, and the lads suggested we book him an OAP's...

Fluoridation victory for Guantanamo waterboarding victims 0
Fred 3 years
Mubarak sparks flashbacks to 2003 Tory coup, says traumatised Iain Duncan Smith 0
Fred 3 years
Egyptians celebrate replacement of military regime by the same military regime. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Mubarak leaves office after being in power for a pharoahld time. 2
wallster 3 years
New ‘confessional’ iPhone app comes with pre-installed sins... 6
Doylem 3 years

A new app allows religious techies to get the warm, fuzzy feeling they used to get from going to confessional simply by typing all their sins and personal shortcomings into their iPhones. To save...

C4 To show "My Big Fat Egyptian Revolution" 0
virtuallywill 3 years
National Trust tearooms impose ban on crowd surfing 3
Oxbridge 3 years
Impotent wine critic: “Can only get a Semillon” - 2 31
beau-jolly 3 years

more wine gags to come maybe...

West Ham pleased to have won something worth more than the Inter-Toto Cup 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

but not by much...

Microsoft Announces tie up with Finns. 0
captain747480 3 years

New Crowded House album only available on Windows Media Player...

New brain scan reveals nothing at all 1
Ludicity 3 years

Scientists are heralding a breakthrough in brain scan technology after a team at Oxford University produced full colour images of a human brain that shows nothing of any significance. ‘This is...

Teachers warn teen girls re: 'sexting' - 'send the pics when our wives are out.' 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

By special request...

Teachers' warning over 'sexting' 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

Teachers today issued a stern warning to teenage girls over the current craze for 'sexting'., 'Make sure you don't send us the pictures when our wives are around,' said a spokesman...

Nokia forced to shut down after alliance with Microsoft causes unexpected error 10
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
West Brom celebrate appointment of Roy Hodgson by selling their ground 6
John Wiltshire 3 years

West Brom today celebrated the appointment of Roy Hodgson as their new manager by selling The Hawthorns and roping off a bit of the local park, in anticipation of their promotion to Ken's Chip Shop...

1988 ++ Camry tie rods avail today 5
rikkor 3 years

I miss the spam. Better than the hundreds of i-Whatever attempts at humor...

Nokia sauna culture; "Just hot air". 0
beau-jolly 3 years
After years of intense pressure, Mud become rock musicians. 13
be reasonable 3 years
Nokia hacked by smurfs 0
beau-jolly 3 years

A spokeman said,"We caught them blue handed."...

Microsoft announce Windows is finally Finnished 0
captain747480 3 years

No more Service Packs ever?...

“Overnight sensation” after 30 years 0
beau-jolly 3 years

After quietly dictating for 30 years Hosni Mubarak has finally found fame at the age of 82. “It’s often the way in this game” he mused, “You plod away for years with hardly any...

£23m for Bacon Freud... 1
beau-jolly 3 years

eggs, sausages and beans...

Katie Price admits she just wanted Alex Reid to carry her children 0
3 years

but the little fat fuck was even too much for a cage fighter...

Treasury outsourced budget calculations to ‘abacus sweatshop’ 0
malgor 3 years

UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has acknowledged that some of the more difficult sums in the budget work may have been outsourced to an unspecified location in the Far East. ...

After the success of the George Foreman Grill, the Audley Harrison Pastry Brush. 0
Doylem 3 years