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Angling club funds stolen by password phisher

Treasurer admits that he rose to the bait [i][Dictated by Arthur and posted in his absence][/i]...

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Arthur 04.06.13 7:31pm
FOAD
Experts concerned magnetic levitation trains project 'won't fly' 0
custard cream 04.06.13 3:37pm
custard cream
Royal non-emergency service launched: one, one, one

This will replace the German-run emergency service: nein, nein, nein...

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John Wiltshire 04.06.13 2:34pm
John Wiltshire
Bankrupt dating site admits banner ads for Rohypnol a mistake 0
sydalg 04.06.13 2:22pm
sydalg
Junior minister fired for answering the actual question he was asked by Jon Snow

.no chance...

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Bertrand Twisted 04.06.13 1:54pm
Bertrand Twisted
Nick and Dave "tried to lure us into a threesome" says Labour

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2335592/Tory-MP-wife-accused-groping-lesbian-housekeeper-asked-threesome.html...

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sydalg 04.06.13 1:52pm
sydalg
Michael Douglas regrets not following ex-wife's advice to "kiss my ass" 0
Bertrand Twisted 04.06.13 1:48pm
Bertrand Twisted
New sponsorship deal means Womens Ashes clash to be renamed the Bodyform Series 0
Scronnyglonkle 04.06.13 1:38pm
Scronnyglonkle
ITV in "Bad Language" row

ITV have today been censured by Ofcom following a TV programme which featured a string of expletives from Prince Charles. It was during a walkabout at the Chelsea Flower Show when the Prince was...

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Rootin Tootin 04.06.13 12:02pm
Rootin Tootin
Binge-eating pensioner admits it all started when she swallowed a fly

The old lady whose eating spree included several large animals has warned how such binges can start innocuously. “When I had my fly snack I thought nothing of it”, she said. “But then, I...

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sydalg 04.06.13 12:00pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
North Ikea football star Roo Ni Wayan may quit over gnome unrest.

Manchester based football star Roo Ni Wayan is reported to be considering handing in a transfer request. In a tweet he has expressed his fear for his family over the North/South Ikea gnome...

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weematt 04.06.13 11:46am
weematt
Convicted golf pro set to swing. 0
sredni vashta 04.06.13 11:18am
sredni vashta
Michael Douglas claims it was just a slip of the tongue. 0
Ian Searle 04.06.13 10:15am
Ian Searle
Traces of Camembert found in Tesco Value Chedder. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 04.06.13 10:04am
Al OPecia
Husbands overwhelmingly in favour of 'some sex' marriage bill

more on your birthday...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 04.06.13 10:04am
Not Amused
Man finds "Forgotten password" security question is "what's your password?" 1
Smart Alex 04.06.13 9:01am
Lindy Moone
Scotland "deeply divided" over gay porage law

The possible legalisation of gay porage could hi-jack the independence debate and divide the electorate, a new poll suggests. Gay porage, a hot topic for the Scots, could mean bed and breakfasts ...

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nickb 04.06.13 8:53am
The All New Jeni B
Ed Balls gets new position as piano player in Last Chance Saloon 0
ronseal 04.06.13 8:51am
ronseal
Catherine Zeta Jones: "It works both ways dear."

No oral soon...

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The All New Jeni B 04.06.13 8:26am
The All New Jeni B
Prince Charles calls for more research into causes of female longevity 4
sydalg 04.06.13 8:17am
Titus
David Cameron: How to deal with a home emergency

The following manuscript has just been discovered at 11 Downing Street: This morning, my wife SamCam came to tell me that there was a leak in the ceiling, and that it was coming from the bathroom....

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John Wiltshire 04.06.13 7:59am
John Wiltshire
Paedophile to be awarded CBE under "Equal rights" legislation

Martin Rogers, a 76 year-old convicted paedophile, is to be awarded a CBE by Buckingham Palace to bring him into line with the enormous number of famous child predators and sex attackers who have...

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antharrison 04.06.13 7:05am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Britain to send arms to Murder Dem Batty Boy gang in bid to end the war on drugs

Britain is to extend its policy of arms dealer diplomacy to its own War on Drugs, in a move that will see Cruise Missiles supplied to the Murder Dem Batty Boys gang in Croydon. Arming one side, it is...

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ronseal 04.06.13 6:10am
ronseal
Dental dams 'unpopular' with some beavers, claim 0
Dick Everyman 04.06.13 5:40am
Dick Everyman
As Jesus signs for Man City, God himself returns to manage Chelsea 0
irreverendJ 04.06.13 5:37am
irreverendJ
UKIP 50% Poll shocker

The latest poll from pollsters, Pubchat, puts UKIP on an amazing 50%. Labour and Conservatives polled 25% each, whilst the LibDems failed to register any interest from anyone., Tim Spoons, Pubchat...

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04.06.13 2:50am
Samantha Johnson perplexed at affair claims

Samantha Johnson, barmaid at the Five and Duck pub, 10 Downton Street, Axminster, was shocked when she heard her name was being linked on Twitter with chairman of the darts team and local lascivious,...

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04.06.13 2:35am
Make your PC faster after downloading 6 hours worth of files 0
Dumbnews 04.06.13 1:16am
Dumbnews
Taser best way to deal with pre-teen Scousers, admits Deputy Chief Constable

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-22755908...

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Arthur 04.06.13 12:58am
Arthur
UK economy in collapse after Mervyn King forgets bank account password

[Dictated by Arthur and posted in his absence]...

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Arthur 04.06.13 12:15am
Arthur