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British Olympic handshaking ban makes life difficult for relay race team.

To you, to me...

Ian Searle 06.03.12 12:33pm
Ian Searle
New 'DIY Office Balconies' instant hit as Global Warming considered 'trendy'

The UK market leader for DIY products, B&Q, has reported record profits for the current tax year. When questioned on productivity, B&Q's CEO Martyn Phillips, suggested that the popularity of...

theadministrator 06.03.12 12:13pm
Brian Blessed was an unwise choice to voice UXB training robot, concede MOD

The Ministry of Defence (MOD) has today conceded that its Multi-million pound programme to develop a robotic bomb disposal trainer has been a huge failure. Root cause anaylsis has been condicted...

simonjmr 06.03.12 11:36am
Newly discovered "Super cave system" linked to pot-hole on A34. More soon. 0
ianrbland 06.03.12 11:32am
South African rugby player sacked for thinking outside the Boks 1
cinquecento 06.03.12 11:28am
Sep Blatter urges Team GB to reconsider avoiding handshakes advice 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Eurostar travel misery ‘heartbreaking’ sob tearful UK commuters 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:40am
Duncan Biscuit
MPs ‘looking after their own’ concern as firms paid to employ ex-prisoners 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:39am
Duncan Biscuit
House prices fell in Feb from ‘frankly outrageous’ to ‘scarcely believable’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.03.12 10:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Police raid Edinburgh Woollen Mill in hunt for tweedophiles 0
The Nage 06.03.12 8:52am
The Nage
Queen of the Jungle butchered by poachers

Reports are coming in that a pride of gay Lions featured in a recent BBC documentary have been tracked down and slaughtered by a gang of hate fuelled poachers in west Africa., The murdered lions...

Gerontius 06.03.12 8:39am
Adam Werrity seen fleeing Aberdeenshire farm 0
charlies_hat 06.03.12 7:59am
Black community rejoice in the news that Air Ambulances to carry Blood 0
tedweasel 06.03.12 6:55am
Church not singing from same him sheet

More puns to follow...

apepper 06.03.12 6:44am
New iPad will be 'the one after iPad 2' says Apple insider

A new iPad expected to be unveiled by Apple in San Francisco on Wednesday is believed to be the one after iPad 2 according to rumours. Months of speculation have built up in anticipation of...

roybland 06.03.12 6:24am
Dogs complain that their meat is a bit tough and full of lead shot. 0
Ostsee 06.03.12 6:16am
Urinating England star cautioned - "That was never a yellow ref!" 1
kga6 05.03.12 10:54pm
Medvedev sacked as Russian Premier by Roman Abramovich after bad run of results

Who would have thought that the Premier of Russia Dmitry Medvedev would be giving his last press conference last Friday morning. The Premier seemed defensive regarding Russia's poor performance this...

paddyparkinson 05.03.12 8:44pm
Lazy oafs complain child disadvantages not covered by child benefits

Indolent cretins countrywide today expressed their 'right to free speech and stuff' by condemning the child benefit cuts, largely through sloppy mouthfuls of burger residue. One time paper-boy and...

kga6 05.03.12 8:33pm
Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry 'at it like rabbits'

Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry have been 'at it' like rabbits, despite being on two separate continents. Foxy Pippa, 28, is thought to have eaten some carrots during a visit to Sweden, while the...

05.03.12 8:16pm
Carl Douglas charged with perjury. Turns out not everyone was kung fu fighting. 3
dominic_mcg 05.03.12 7:58pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
"Sod this for a game of soldiers!" Abrimovich buys a Golf club instead

more later...

dvo4fun 05.03.12 7:33pm
French opinion poll reaction: "There's the Station...." shrugs President Sarkozy

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dvo4fun 05.03.12 7:25pm
Sky launches Sky Sports Dog Dancing HD

Sky Television has launched a new sports channel, after discovering some people with aerials had found something to watch. From the middle of March, viewers can choose to hand over the last of their...

05.03.12 5:46pm
Chelsea to replicate Buzzcocks and HIGNFY model with weekly guest manager.

Chelsea to copy the Never Mind The Buzzcocks and HIGNFY model with weekly guest Managers. Rumours abound that several sacked managers and high profile celebrities such as the Attenborough brothers,...

Curbie Firetank 05.03.12 4:44pm
Curbie Firetank
Don't tell him Pike actor dead 1
simonjmr 05.03.12 4:20pm
Chelsea FC

Chelsea FC: Andre Villas-Boas update, The club say next time we will pick a manager with a name we can get on the back of a shirt, more on Sky Sports...

waggy 05.03.12 4:16pm
Arabella Weir's bum can be seen from space, Nasa study concludes. 0
Boutros 05.03.12 4:10pm
Geoff Boycott wins London Cross Rail tunnel-boring contract

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dvo4fun 05.03.12 4:03pm
David Cameron appoints new head of strategy, Englebert Humperdinck

‘Englebert is a valued addition to the team,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘He has sold over 150 million albums which is far more than Steve Hilton ever managed, and he is just the man to help me appeal to...

Ludicity 05.03.12 3:22pm