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After 7 years Ann sang suu kyi disappointed that more people did 0
arrghgarry 3 years

tune into her reality TV show .Even when she arranged the stunt of an American preacher to swim across a lake and dive under a blanket with him ,ratings still did not get a boost...

Suu Kyi and the Chandlers fancy a quiet night in 0
simonjmr 3 years

facebook staus updates more soon...

After Mayor Boris Johnson babies keep popping up allover the place 0
arrghgarry 3 years

London decides to introduce a vagina congestion charge...

X-Factors Katie warned; Even Gordon Brown realises the public want her out. 2
MADJEZ 3 years
British Couple suprised Somali pirates had no decent movies to watch 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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UNESCO to downgrade the Great Wall of China to Fairly Impressive. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Living with Pirates not as much Fun as Expected, say British Couple 0
Grover 3 years

Last year, Paul and Rachel Chandler of Kent were given an opportunity most of us could only dream of. While drifting along in their yacht near the Seychelles, they were invited to set sail with a...

International Talk Like a Pirate Day 'not funny' - Kidnap couple speak... 0
J-Bird 3 years

http://mdeering.com/assets/0000/0103/pirate.png British couple Paul and Rachel Chandler have finally been released by their Somali pirate kidnappers after spending 388 days in captivity. The British...

Homeless People Don't Get Fat breaks all sales records for a new diet book 4
ronseal 3 years

The success of the new Homeless People Don't Get Fat diet book is set to spawn a whole portfolio of spin off products and merchandise., Following in the wake of diet books such as Japanese Women...

Mouse Stopped working??? 4
Rowly 3 years

Spare parts for Mouses,,,,,,,,,>>>>>>>>>>Click here to proceed....

MOD fails to see irony as UK troops 'bomb the crap' out of Afghan Poppy Growers 0
pinxit 3 years
Ann sang suu kyi feels she was Emily Dickinson in a former life 0
arrghgarry 3 years
God tells Jews, you`re my kinda people 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Burmese TV announce success in beating agoraphobia epidemic. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More heart warming stories from the benevolent military rulers soon...

somali goverment to sue MSN for libel 0
4ty2 3 years

as MSN declared them oficially to be pirateshaving given 60million to their fellow pirates for the release of british hostages, http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=155245509...

After The Church of England will realize millions of pounds from an Old masters 0
arrghgarry 3 years

sale tell its pastors its okay to fiddle with a few kids as we can afford a few lawsuits but don `t do anything too catholic...

Ann san suu kyi hit by car after going for stroll 2
arrghgarry 3 years
Ronan Keating admits he was in a dark place when he cheated on his wife 6
arrghgarry 3 years

of so many years ,he added the fuckng press and their infra red cameras...

Literacee Standards 'Fall Stubbonly Short' says Education Watchdog Ofsted 0
IABP 3 years
Britain gets name check in George Bush book - and not just once! 10
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Britain has been name checked in former US president George Bush's book. He gets a few details wrong and adopts a slightly patronising tone but he says some nice things about us and seems to know we...

Unknown walk-on star of countless TV shows slips away unnoticed. 6
Stan Laurel 3 years

Tributes have been pouring in following the announcement of the death of Joe “Shady” Fingleton, at the age of 70. A virtual unknown, but rarely off the nation’s television screens during the...

Spare parts for South American Bridges 0
Rowly 3 years

Contact "Spick & Span",,,,,,,,,,>>>>>>Click here to procceed...

European Golfers realise that Ryder Cup is actually Transformer in Disguise 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Colin Montgomerie was rushed to Aberdeen hospital last night with lacerations to throat and chest. Doctors report that he is stable and they hope to see him make a speedy recovery. His housekeeper,...

Agoraphobic man loses Housing benefit that paid for holiday home in own loft 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Yesterday, accommodation officers in Woking stopped the Housing benefit of a man terrified of the outside world who has for the last ten years been able to find some respite every summer in his own...

Burmese landlord angry - says dissident leader left carpets 'in terrible state' 0
Milo Shame 3 years

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Scientists claim Black holes not 'black' just depressed at slump in house prices 0
Milo Shame 3 years

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UK's Religion Propaganda faces cutbacks........... 1
Slartybartfast 3 years

The UK's back to basics attitude to the on going fight against terror has also been hit by the nationwide cutbacks to try and curb the UK's defisit and the world wide resession. A No. 10 spokes...

Fugitive giant 'still at large' 0
dicky37 3 years

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Last non-orange-skinned woman in Hereford dies unmourned 0
Oxbridge 3 years

Kara-Louise Martindale, the last of the small group of women who caused a major scandal in Hereford in 2015 by refusing to turn their skin orange through the use of five layers of make-up has died at...

Surrey man bests imaginary Gordon Ramsay in imaginary slanging match 7
Golgo13 3 years

In a startling reverse (had it not been imaginary), recently made redundant Surbiton householder, Peter Woodburn managed to reduce potty-mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay to tears, albeit in his...