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ght 4 years

Spellchecker responsible for Steve Jobs' divine last moment – final words were actually “ow ow ow ow ow ow”...

Hen Nights Blamed for Tremors off Blackpool Coast 2
LizzyG 4 years

Energy companies involved in fracking breathed a sigh of relief today as the Institute of Risible Studies released a report blaming hen night shenanigans for tremors off the Fylde Coast. Shocks of...

Cinema boost as 'gender spex' let couples watch films with different climaxes 16
Runestone Cowboy 4 years

Cinemas are witnessing an unprecedented boost in ticket sales, after subtle modifications to their '3D' technology created the 'gender spectacle'. Now couples with different tastes in films can pay a...

Olympic organisers struggle for words to describe posters by 'artists' 0
kga6 4 years

Despite a valiant attempt to praise the artists responsible for today's batch of posters designed to promote the 2012 London Olympic Games, organisers have been left speechless as they sifted through...

Ofsted boss says being compared to Dirty Harry made his day. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Media shocked by missing-girl parents with shorter attention span than them - 2 44
Gong of Fur 4 years

The parents of Lily Weaver, the nine-year-old girl who disappeared from an Epsom shopping centre last Saturday, appealed to the public for information about their daughter, but left journalists...

Scottish Parliament to introduce minimum price per fix. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Daily Mail explodes with joy... 2
mr blue 4 years

as multiple offending illegal immigrant is paid £17,000...

Spammers’ forum hit with deluge of coherent posts 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Spammers around the world were left fuming this morning after discovering that an international spamming forum has been bombarded overnight with non-spam-related submissions. Users logging on to...

Iceland install spare freezers at poles to curb global warming ice melt 6
kga6 4 years

Icy supermarket chain, Iceland, have donated all their spare food freezers to environmentalists, who plan to install them at the North and South pole with their lids open in order to help keep the...

Zero-tolerance Crimewatch relaunch to focus on ‘people up to no good ‘ 1
Gary Stanton 4 years

Crimewatch is to take a zero-tolerance approach to crime-fighting with a new formula based on hearsay and tittle-tattle, according to experts. The new format is likely to be a big hit during the...

BBC's 'Salford500' experiment ends in West London 5
Perks 4 years

"We think it has been a resounding success". That was the initial reaction from Mark Thompson, Director General of the BBC following the end of Salford500, the BBC's experiment to see the long term...

After another default on it's debts, Bailiffs move in to evict the Greeks 3
Perks 4 years

In a surprise move by banks across Europe, bailiffs have started the process of evicting the Greeks from their country. 'The small print on the secured loans was very clear' Bob Holbourn, head...

Greek economic management outsourced to Mount Olympus 3
dvo4fun 4 years

Political speculation in Greece has thrown up a surprise candidate to take over from George Papandreou. 'Euthenia', the ancient Greek Goddess and spirit of prosperity, has emerged as the bookies...

Latest Bond film to be called "durchfall" 3
virtuallywill 4 years

später mehr...

G20 interpreter fail leads to Greek PM saying 'Back, sack and crack me' 0
pinxit 4 years
Airport on St Helena expected to be ready in time for Sarkozy's arrival 2
medici2471 4 years
Anti-capitalist protestor starts “anti-capitalist events management company" 1
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

An anti-capitalist camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today the experience has inspired him to start “ProtestEx” – the world’s first event management company dedicated...

Greek PM delights G20 by rolling out first debt repayments in large wooden horse 0
pinxit 4 years
Katie Price to star as new bond villain Twin Peaks. 0
godly1966 4 years
Vince Cable apologises for leaving Liberal Democrat principles 'in the bin' 6
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

Business Secretary Vince Cable has been forced to apologise after a tabloid newspaper discovered that he had left bags full of confidential Liberal Democrat principles in bins outside his...

Simulated Mars mission team are now looking forward to resting and playing. 1
Ian Searle 4 years

Their next mission is planned for the Milky Way, but only between meals...

Greece threatened with expulsion from UEFA and Eurovision 0
grottymonty 4 years

Pressure on Greece to remain as part of the Euro mechanism has grown following the latest bombshell dropped by Sarkozy and Merkel. It has been revealed that if they do decide to leave the Euro, not...

Anti-capitalists hit Sesame Street - brought to you by lower case letters t &g 1
Ian Searle 4 years

Said Oscar the Grouch, "These people are living like animals!"...

OS map officials caught at Hooters while surveying mountainous local features 0
vertical 4 years

Explaining controversial expenses claims for evenings at Hooters, a raunchy restaurant and bar chain in San Diego, UK Ordnance Survey staff said the venue 'happened to be near their hotel while they...

ITV takes out Super Injuction on Downton Cast List 0
Ian Searle 4 years

After the identity of the character who is to die was discovered in a clear plastic bag in Vince Cable's dustbin...

Confidential government files now available via Cable 2
Screenie 4 years
Cable's bin laden 0
Screenie 4 years
Health and Safety concerns throws Greek 'knife edge' vote into chaos 0
thackaray 4 years
Remote control dogs set to be surprise ‘must-have’ gift this Christmas 13
4 years

A personal tragedy for 38 year-old Anthony Smith from Nottingham has inadvertently created what is predicted to be this year’s top selling Christmas gift – a full-scale, remote-control dog....