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Candle shops targeted as riots turn into vigils 0
Fake Vegetarian 3 years
Looters apologise to communities for causing two days of visits by politicians 6
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Senior looters have returned early from their summer riots to apologise to local communities across England for unleashing a wave of visits by annoying, insincere politicians. There was widespread...

Parliament and Jeremy Kyle show recalled 0
Greysetter 3 years

In an emergency move, Jeremy Kyle has been rescheduled for August., Not only has his absence caused rooters to stop watching television, but it is hoped that his depth of understanding in social...

Rioting in the rain? We're not THAT thick, say Mancunians 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Police intelligence learns criminals planning to assemble in Westminster today 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
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Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tottenham looter was Old Etonian toff. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Two public school boys who took part in widespread looting have told friends on Facebook that the rioting was "Awesome" and have boasted about "getting freebies from rich tossers." The posh yobs,...

New Mr Men launched for 40th Anniversary 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Marking the anniversary and also the change in economical and cultural styles the Mr Men launched a new range Mr Benefit - never worked in his life and has claimed for any and everything, Mr Spam -...

Cheapskate e-book lit fans hail 70th anniversary of F. Scott Fitzgerald's death 7
Golgo13 3 years

December 21st will mark the 70th anniversary of the death of [i]Great Gatsby[/i] author F. Scott Fitzgerald, and trigger a bonanza for stingy literature fans everywhere, who admire his work, but...

News from Scotland Yard 0
arflaethel 3 years

The Met's Acting Commissioner, Tim Godwin, and his Senior Team Return to New Scotland Yard [url=]img...

Norwegian tradgedies worsen - a-ha to reunite. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Police sirens to be replaced with a recording of Brian Blessed. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Stephen Fry to read young people The Riot Act 6
Ludicity 3 years

Every young person in Britain is to be issued with an audio book version of The Riot Act of 1715 read by the actor and writer Stephen Fry. The reading, described as ‘an act for preventing tumults...

Kaiser Chiefs in "we told you so "shocker 1
dicky37 3 years

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Police deny ‘favouritism’ after minefield is laid around Chipping Norton. 0
Corrigan 3 years

Thames Valley Police have today denied resource favouritism and overreacting to recent events after officers were seen raising a perimeter fence, laying a minefield and digging a moat around the town...

Sixteen-year-old wins Scowling Teen of the Year Award 1
roybland 3 years

Blackpool schoolgirl Lucy Lusted (16) was last night voted Scowling Teen of the Year by teen mag Sulk.,  , Sulk's editor Belinda Bowles (18) said the judges were 'blown away by Lucy's superior...

Rioters display poor technique claims Geoff Boycott 10
Mrblacker 3 years

Rioters smashing shops across the country aren't using the proper and accepted methods of rioting, according to the former Yorkshire and England opening batsman Geoffrey Boycott. After analysing...

Millionaire murderer to be extradited 0
greg various 3 years

even though he's clinically depressed about being found out...

Met Police call in ex-News of the World journalists to hack rioters Blackberries 3
Long Distance Clara 3 years

Faced with sophisticated rioters organising themselves through Blackberry Messenger, the Metropolitan Police has called in specialist support from telecoms and intelligence-gathering experts who...

Some of the rioters aren't even interested in football, complains Harry The Dog 0
ronseal 3 years
Tottenham Hostpur offer to rebuild riot-hit areas with new stadium. 0
martin2381 3 years
Rioters in Bristol cause £16m worth of improvements. 0
martin2381 3 years
Ryanair offers looting holidays to London and Birmingham. 0
martin2381 3 years

And would you put it past them?...

Millwall fans defend Eltham. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

They are patrolling the streets singing "no one loots us we don't care"...

E-Looters target Amazon website by throwing bricks at own laptop screens. 0
seymour totti 3 years

Morons Soon...

Southern Rail ‘to put woman on Moon’ by 2015 0
Des Custard 3 years

Southern Railway has announced a bold plan to put a person on the Moon by 2015, while warning that engineering works and unforeseen atmospheric conditions could delay arrival by a year or so....

Politicians repeated over-use of 'Robust' almost on par with 'Deeply Saddened' 0
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years

Repeated questions to explain themselves in depth ignored. More soon...

Phworr! Loads of lovely girls get A’levels 3
Oxbridge 3 years

Up and down the country, thousands of attractive girls have performed a traditional British summer coming-of-age ceremony by looking happy for the cameras as they celebrate their A’level results....

India fans 'may riot' to avoid drubbing 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

Following the successful campaign by rioters to prevent the England football team getting tonked by Holland, India cricket fans are today considering going on the rampage around Edgbaston...