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Some bloke who wrote some things dies. '24.7 News' editors delighted

More and more and more and more and 'cking more soon...

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dvo4fun 17.12.11 9:35am
dvo4fun
Jackson estate and Vatican race to deny Nether Land abuse claims 0
cinquecento 16.12.11 4:35pm
cinquecento
London Zoo in feverish preparations as Guardian reports snow lizards in Wales 0
cinquecento 16.12.11 4:30pm
cinquecento
Celebrity loses weight using only personal trainer, hired chef and dietician. 0
Couriernew 16.12.11 3:47pm
Couriernew
Advertising Standards Agency bans pork pie commercial 1
nickb 16.12.11 4:16pm
malgor
Nut roast rescued from mental hospital fire 0
nickb 16.12.11 2:59pm
nickb
French midget steals show in EU panto 'Jacques and the Banktalks'

Theatre critics have slammed the performance of the lead midget in this season's EU pantomime, 'Jacques and the Banktalks'. Understudy Nicolas Sarkozy took over the role some years ago from a young...

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16.12.11 8:12pm
Perks
French Lorry drivers to blockade Britain's credit rating

French Lorry drivers, farmers and government officials have stepped up their action against Britain, as disgust mounts at David Cameron's request for equality. An elite regiment of lorry drivers is...

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ronseal 18.12.11 1:58pm
Major Clanger
Japan declares Fukushima stable. Birth of 2 headed Jesus expected any day. 4
wallster 16.12.11 4:15pm
bonjonelson
Catholic priests accused of child abuse in the Nether regions 1
charlies_hat 16.12.11 1:44pm
medici2471
‘It’s not Christmas yet’ storms rage across Britain

Family life is in turmoil in countless homes across the country as disputes erupt over when to make a start on the bounteous snacks stockpiled for Christmas, according to the Citizens Advice Bureau...

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Midfield Diamond 16.12.11 1:51pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Miliband acclaims impressive victory as Labour wins seat from Labour 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 16.12.11 1:00pm
Dickens or Shakespeare
Cameron admits practicing for PMQs by arguing with a 4 year old 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 16.12.11 12:48pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
BNP celebrate as Court rules only english immigrants to be allowed entry 0
medici2471 16.12.11 12:45pm
medici2471
AA confirms - car exhaust pipe diameter inversely proportional to driver's IQ

irritating bastards....

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medici2471 19.12.11 8:50pm
medici2471
Ed Miliband ‘not even taken seriously at home’

In a candid interview Ed Miliband’s wife, Justine Thornton, has admitted that the Labour leader isn’t even taken seriously by his own family, and is held in contempt by his two young sons,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 17.12.11 3:27am
Username
Delight as Grim Reaper finally appears in Sir Cliff Richard calendar

Economists may have already written 2012 off as being a year of depression and hardship, but the news this morning that the newly released Cliff Richard calendar will feature the demise of the 72...

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kimllfixit 29.12.11 2:39pm
writinginbsl
Donovan to dance on despite broken leg 0
Drylaw 16.12.11 12:24pm
Drylaw
Light relief from BBC News today "Staines to be removed from signs"... 1
Iamthestig 16.12.11 4:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
RIP rest of the world: Christopher Hitchens is no more 0
Clarky 16.12.11 12:03pm
Clarky
Motorway death crash driver: "Radio 2's 'Sally Traffic' is responsible"

Jason Thurrock, the driver blamed for the August M2 crash, spoke about it today. "Police and traffic reporters, 'specially that Sally Boazman from Radio Two, bang on about jams caused by...

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dvo4fun 17.12.11 9:56am
Al OPecia
Relations sour as France sends UK a Xmas card with a candle and a bauble on it

"We were expecting a maybe a serious Nativity scene at worst or maybe Salvation Army card, but this beggars belief - it's the ultimate indignation and almost a declaration of war" said William Hague...

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simonjmr 16.12.11 11:39am
simonjmr
Report slams hospital dementia care as...erm...as...Tuesday 1
wallster 16.12.11 11:19am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Hospital dementia care "lacking and muddled" 1
simonjmr 16.12.11 11:38am
kimllfixit
Brisk sales of 2013 diaries reported

Brisk sales of 2013 calendars reported as people seek to put gloomy 2012 behind them Despite the economic climate or perhaps because of it, retailers are reporting healthy sales of 2013 calendars a...

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Stan 16.12.11 1:24pm
medici2471
'Philadelphia' soft cheese producer required to sign Sex Offender Register

more news later...

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dvo4fun 16.12.11 10:07am
dvo4fun
Genetically-modified turkey available soon

“Market research told us that many people find turkey a very dry meat,” said a spokesman for Bernard Matthews, the biggest turkey farmer in the UK. “Our scientists set about developing a new...

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Major Clanger 16.12.11 3:36pm
Major Clanger
After 22 years, M.C. Hammer announces it is now safe to touch this. 1
bonjonelson 16.12.11 9:58am
charlies_hat
Wizzard apologises for making it Christmas every bloody day

Roy Wood, lead singer of the 1970s glam rock band Wizzard, has apologised for his role in ensuring that is now Christmas every day. Today, 38 years to the week since Wizzard hit Number Two in the...

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Oxbridge 13.12.12 5:49am
Squudge
God Particle Reveals "I don't believe in God"

More to follow...

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PReady 16.12.11 10:36am
kimllfixit