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Ex Kwiksave worker now painting road signs 1
beau-jolly 4 years

John Terry leaves Chelsea to become Tiger Wood's new caddie. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Downton Abbey to change name for third series 0
victimms 4 years

Popular ITV1 drama Downton Abbey will see significant changes when it returns next year for its third series. Due to the growing demand for its Sunday night time slot the turn of the century drama...

Bonfire night to be scrapped due to inciting religious intolerance 0
simonjmr 4 years
Budget Deficit ' Killed Off' With Mandatory Euthanasia Policy 0
Perks 4 years

As the leaders of countries around the world try to figure out the answer to their financial problems, David Cameron has announced his latest initiative to help curb public spending, with the release...

Julian Assange finally has plastic surgery to look like V 0
simonjmr 4 years
Johnny Depp in Eastenders Shocker! 4
arthurminnit 4 years

hot on the heels of the nations favourite soap opera taking on oscar nominated robert vaughan (45), most famous as mr waverley in the 1960's james bond spoof "get smart", Eastenders has shocked the...

Middle East tense as Brown asks Blair: "When are you resigning as peace envoy?" 4
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

Governments in the Middle East and around the world are said to be 'tense and concerned' after Gordon Brown approached Tony Blair at the weekend and asked: "when are you resigning as peace envoy?"...

Literal man ignores discount coupon ... 3
Kramaring 4 years
Vatican hit back at Ireland; "They'll buy their porn elsewhere" 0
apepper 4 years

The Vatican has responded aggressively to the Irish decision to withdraw their ambassador. "From now on, the Irish can buy their porn elsewhere.", said a Vatican spokesman. The Catholic church is one...

Marianne Faithfull returns after 18 month Mars simulation 7
Iamthestig 4 years
KP launches product into pregnancy test market 0
medici2471 4 years


Class 2E St.Johns Junior School Posters accidentally sent to Olympic Organisers. 3
Al OPecia 4 years
Nutrition advice - cannibal diet improved by eating whole grans. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years
Greece finances latest: "Welcome boost to tourism from visiting journalists." 1
dvo4fun 4 years
'It was no worse than a weekend in Blackpool' says Marsonaut 1
Ostsee 4 years
European Court finds porn downloads must count towards Radio One Top 40... 0
grumblechops 4 years

After a long, hard session in court, adult entertainer Krystal Binks breathed a lusty pant of relief as the highest court in Europe found in her favour in the case of Porn vs Pop. Even before Gnarls...

Tiger Wood's former caddie appointed as England captain 0
antharrison 4 years
'Wallet is welcome to stay on board' say angry passengers 1
Gerontius 4 years

A Qantas flight from Singapore to London has been diverted to Dubai after air traffic controlers at Heathrow discovered one of the passengers on board was entertainer Stephen Fry. Officials on the...

Last Words 0
ght 4 years

Spellchecker responsible for Steve Jobs' divine last moment – final words were actually “ow ow ow ow ow ow”...

Hen Nights Blamed for Tremors off Blackpool Coast 2
LizzyG 4 years

Energy companies involved in fracking breathed a sigh of relief today as the Institute of Risible Studies released a report blaming hen night shenanigans for tremors off the Fylde Coast. Shocks of...

Cinema boost as 'gender spex' let couples watch films with different climaxes 16
Runestone Cowboy 4 years

Cinemas are witnessing an unprecedented boost in ticket sales, after subtle modifications to their '3D' technology created the 'gender spectacle'. Now couples with different tastes in films can pay a...

Olympic organisers struggle for words to describe posters by 'artists' 0
kga6 4 years

Despite a valiant attempt to praise the artists responsible for today's batch of posters designed to promote the 2012 London Olympic Games, organisers have been left speechless as they sifted through...

Ofsted boss says being compared to Dirty Harry made his day. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Media shocked by missing-girl parents with shorter attention span than them - 2 44
Gong of Fur 4 years

The parents of Lily Weaver, the nine-year-old girl who disappeared from an Epsom shopping centre last Saturday, appealed to the public for information about their daughter, but left journalists...

Scottish Parliament to introduce minimum price per fix. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Daily Mail explodes with joy... 2
mr blue 4 years

as multiple offending illegal immigrant is paid £17,000...

Spammers’ forum hit with deluge of coherent posts 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Spammers around the world were left fuming this morning after discovering that an international spamming forum has been bombarded overnight with non-spam-related submissions. Users logging on to...

Iceland install spare freezers at poles to curb global warming ice melt 6
kga6 4 years

Icy supermarket chain, Iceland, have donated all their spare food freezers to environmentalists, who plan to install them at the North and South pole with their lids open in order to help keep the...

Zero-tolerance Crimewatch relaunch to focus on ‘people up to no good ‘ 1
Gary Stanton 4 years

Crimewatch is to take a zero-tolerance approach to crime-fighting with a new formula based on hearsay and tittle-tattle, according to experts. The new format is likely to be a big hit during the...