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Husbands Of Fake Widow Spiders Arrested After Benefits Scam 0
Titus 24.10.13 7:00am
Titus
Pessimistic sports team downgrades their win to a 'near loss'

Optimistic sports team upgrades their loss to a 'near win'...

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Dumbnews 24.10.13 5:27am
Dumbnews
Anti-gay legislation mandates an end to man-dates 0
Dumbnews 24.10.13 5:24am
Dumbnews
Ofsted Inspectors to be replaced by teams of false widow spiders

They will be sent into schools and have to power to close them down...

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Ian Searle 24.10.13 5:18am
Ian Searle
Pleb Sues After Police Say He 'Acted Like An Effing Politician' 0
Titus 24.10.13 12:16am
Titus
Master Mined As Terrorists Attach Explosives To Kidnapped Teacher 0
Titus 24.10.13 12:00am
Titus
Mitchell Keeps Unusually Dignified Silence During Continuing Plebgate Row 1
Titus 23.10.13 10:32pm
Squudge
Those royal Godparents

The duke and duchess of Cambridge have announced their chosen Godparents for the christening of Prince George. Zara Parker-Knolls is a cousin of the Duke and is related to a reclining armchair.,...

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beau-jolly 23.10.13 10:30pm
Squudge
Chancellor's autumn statement reflects more conkers under Coalition 1
Squudge 23.10.13 10:28pm
GrumpyCat
Master Mined As Servant Pulls His Employer From Rock Fall 0
Titus 23.10.13 10:14pm
Titus
Chancellor makes Autumn statement, "The nights are drawing in, and it's chilly" 6
Ian Searle 23.10.13 10:12pm
Titus
New Instant Wedding App Offered for iPhone - The 'iDo'. 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:59pm
Titus
Apple To Open New Retail Stores On The Nation's iStreets 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:56pm
Titus
Apple Offer Finance Deal On Their Products - The iOU 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:55pm
Titus
Apple Launch New Opthalmic Optician Chain - the iTest 0
Titus 23.10.13 9:53pm
Titus
Apple launches thinner iWallet

With the launch of new slimline iPad, iPad Mini and various new laptops, Apple today announced that everyone's iWallet will now be a lot thinner. A spokesman for Apple said: 'With all the new...

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John Wiltshire 23.10.13 9:50pm
Titus
Narcoleptic disappointed it's still 437 sleeps 'til Christmas 0
Smart Alex 23.10.13 9:49pm
Smart Alex
Police Officers Apologise For Being Caught Lying

"It's not our fault - we didn't know the discussion was being recorded."...

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Titus 23.10.13 9:40pm
Titus
SNP Abandons Referendum Following Grangemouth Closure 1
Titus 23.10.13 9:38pm
medici2471
Auric Goldfinger wins BBC's latest quiz show - Criminal Mastermind 0
Smart Alex 23.10.13 9:35pm
Smart Alex
Grangemouth workers not included as godparents to Prince George

INEOS chairman, Jim Ratcliffe, has made it clear that unless the petrochemical workforce adopt reduced pensions, double-barrelled surnames and a taste for white truffles they will not be invited to...

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Wrenfoe 23.10.13 9:32pm
Jesus H
Researchers find no difference between left twix and right twix 1
custard cream 23.10.13 8:45pm
Titus
Obama tells Merkel 'Vee haf vays of hearing you talk' 0
MADJEZ 23.10.13 8:02pm
MADJEZ
Accused jockey asks for 10 other fences to be taken into account 0
cinquecento 23.10.13 7:55pm
cinquecento
High apple price blamed on windfall tax. 1
godly1966 23.10.13 7:54pm
deskpilot3
Orchard owners face windfall tax 1
Ian Searle 23.10.13 7:52pm
deskpilot3
Chemists near Gypsy campsites report an increase in sales of black hair dye 2
Scronnyglonkle 23.10.13 6:38pm
FOAD
Shoppers’ dilemma deciding between cancer research and a local swimming club

The Waitrose shoppers of Buckingham have been faced with a truly daunting moral dilemma this week, as they vote whether the shop should pledge money towards Cancer Research UK or a local swimming...

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TobiasBV 23.10.13 5:14pm
Wrenfoe
Crematoria 'to help supply national grid' says PM

With energy costs at their highest yet, David Cameron has announced plans to link crematoria across the UK to the national grid. The revelation followed a question by opposition leader, David...

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Dick Everyman 23.10.13 4:57pm
Dick Everyman
Business boasts less negative reviews than competitors 0
Dumbnews 23.10.13 4:24pm
Dumbnews