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Suu Kyi release secures 100% boy/girl/boy/girl royal wedding seating plan. 0
J-Bird 3 years
Millions of epileptics fall prey to royal engagement news footage 0
jp1885 3 years
UK Matrix Servers Experiencing Capacity Problems. 1
justinsm 3 years

The server farm that hosts the UK level of The Matrix simulation has been running at reduced capacity all day. An unexpected overrun in planned maintenance has caused a noticeable reduction in the...

UK Government Announces Compensation Settlement 0
custard cream 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron today confirmed 'substantial' compensation payments to former girlfriends of Prince William. "Now that he has announced his intention to get married next year, we know...

Charles Happy That Katie Has Diana's Ring As It Was a Lot Tighter Than Camilla's 0
IABP 3 years
Middleton Parents 'unsure' about Prince William's hip-hop past 0
J-Bird 3 years

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTC0ythxADFLSLVIeuPlCSV6Ku72_Rh9Zy5GkfOacFGndfclvZQ The parents of Kate Middleton, bride-to-be of Prince William, were said today to be delighted at the news...

"And not only that - we're getting a new TV!" Kate's mum tells her neighbours 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Ireland to close for refurbishment, then re-open as Oirish-World... 0
Doylem 3 years
Chandler's released by Somali Pirates 0
4ty2 3 years

after they realised that they were not part of friends and no money could be expected from Anniston and Cox. However they happily accepted the investment organised by the Somali Government and some...

Kate and William both hope to be Queen 0
virtuallywill 3 years

more laterish...

Photographers already hiding in Westminster Abbey for valuable 'upskirt' shot 0
Milo Shame 3 years

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God's newer Testament replaces Adam & Eve with Pitt & Jolie 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Prince Harry disappointed - Pinocchio to be best man for Fairytale Wedding 0
Milo Shame 3 years

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Pires joins Villa just in time for winter fuel payment 0
Gerontius 3 years

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Check out the new jobs at ASDA... 1
Doylem 3 years

Supermarket giant, ASDA, is creating 7,500 new jobs around the country. ASDA’s CEO is bullish about the future. “There will be jobs to suit everyone”, he enthused. “We have a few...

Elderly Man Injected with Spawn of Satan 1
Grover 3 years

An elderly Glasgwegian man has been injected with the spawn of Satan at Southern General Hospital. The patient, who has not been named but probably now calls himself Damien or Beelzebub or something,...

Irish Government cheered by the fact they wont have to pay for a big wedding. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Paris reacts to news of Royal Wedding by planning indefinite tunnel closures. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Lord Coe asks Royal Couple to postpone their wedding for 12 months 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Kate announces she has no intention of ‘getting rid of it’ 1
Gary Stanton 3 years

Prince William has finally agreed to marry long-suffering girlfriend Kate Middleton after pub rumours confirmed that she definitely has a bun in the oven. Drinkers at the Three Stags in Wirral have...

"My boring story" : how one man helped rescue the Chilean miners. 1
simonjmr 3 years
Paris Hilton's 2 day prison stint earns honourary degree from University of Life 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Paris Hilton has become the latest celebrity to be awarded an honourary degree. After a short spell in prison she's been granted the honour by a publicity hungry press officer from the University Of...

Daily Mail Classified Ads Thread 18
De-scribe 3 years

(as suggested elsewhere by Sinnick, possibly ) I’ll start Land for Sale: Superb plot on moral high ground available. Incredible views to the right. For Sale: Blinkers. £15.00. Free to all Daily...

Palace Shocker: Earl of Wessex will fight to keep People's Princess title. 0
rikkor 3 years
Royal Wedding Sick Bags Already on Sale 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Monogrammed of course...

Dangerous Restaurant Tourism craze kills seven british tourists in Afghanistan 0
flim-flam 3 years

Seven British holiday makers have been killed and eleven seriously injured after the coach they were travelling on was hit by a rocket-propelled grenade in Afghanistan. They were on the way to...

Royal couple have 'no plans' to honeymoon in Paris. 2
Stan Laurel 3 years
Tawdry souvenir industry welcomes Royal announcement 0
MC One R 3 years

"Just the shot in the arm that the manufacturing industry needs. Of course it's all actually in Vietnam and China but that's just being churlish about a happy occasion."...

Royal Wedding signals Cameron's success in regressing to 1980 1
Moggsy 3 years

thread from an idea posted on Twitter...

This year’s ‘must have’ gift: a ‘cat in a wheelie-bin’ novelty key-fob... 0
Doylem 3 years