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Thieves strip Jimmy Saville's coffin of all precious metals 0
simonjmr 4 years
Conflict escalates as competing Turtle Rescue charities remain at loggerheads. 0
wallster 4 years

more very very slowly...

Woman throws up in art gallery and is offered post as ‘Artist in residence’ 0
Ian Searle 4 years

The cleaner who wiped up a stain from the floor of an art gallery was told by the management she had destroyed a work of art worth many thousands of pounds. She promptly threw up in shock and was...

Police to investigate claims no one has threatened to kill John Terry this week 0
Ian Searle 4 years

A spokesperson for Scotland Yard said , ”With ex-girlfriends, their husbands and boyfriends, family members, team mates, England fans, ethnic groups, just about anyone with a moral compass, the...

Shane Warne's coming out of retirement is a "spin doctors" wet dream 0
simonjmr 4 years
UK border chief departure delayed 0
medici2471 4 years
Olympic torch route 'goes all round the houses' claim sceptics 1
Screenie 4 years
Blanket ban on duvets announced. 1
spoole2112 4 years
Daily Mail - Conrad Murray 'Guilty/Innocent' (delete as appropriate) 2
Perks 4 years


Trains on the line cause travel chaos 2
Immunis 4 years
Torch route will share tedium of London Olympics with rest of country 12
4 years

Lord Coe has announced the official route of the Olympic torch, which will bring the boring spectacle of a burning stick to many parts of the UK. Much of the route passes through towns so far from...

Brendan from Coach trip has been masquerading as Berlusconi for years 0
simonjmr 4 years
Euro-Land Countries Warned 'In Last Chance Saloon'..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.EU local authorities ready to hand over dustbin lids to banks...

Sarkozy dismay, giant asteroid unlikely to produce middle east solution 0
medici2471 4 years
TOWIE Marbella Special will be Olympics "toughest mountain challenge": Coe 0
Drylaw 4 years
M&S predicted to have dire Christmas after X factor stars advert was aired 3
simonjmr 4 years
James Clayton 4 years

The Government has decided to reverse its ‘pro-motorway’ policy after the horrific accident on the M5 over the weekend. Campaigners have reacted angrily to the news, with the Department for...

'Easy! Olympic Torch Destination, Only A Bus Ride Away'...... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.Says Northeast runner...

Met to review alleged pot calling kettle black incident 0
medici2471 4 years
MW3 to be sold with free cannisters of fresh air to appease gaming widows 0
acwanaut 4 years
53rd woman accuses Cain. Abel getting jealous. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Hendrix & Cobain doctors arrested and charged... 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Mazda rebrand after Asda confusion 2
bonjonelson 4 years

Japanese auto manufacturer Mazda has decided to rebrand its operations in the UK after suffering for many years because of confusion with the Asda supermarket brand. "We always used to get one or...

Doctor found guilty of causing Jackson death, Pond to appeal. 0
acwanaut 4 years

More yesterday...

Zebras lobby UN for universal rights, protection from being eaten by lions 3
Long Distance Clara 4 years

A delegation of zebras today visited the headquarters of the United Nations in a bid to receive international recognition for their inalienable rights to liberty, justice and not being eaten by lions...

EU appoint Michael Jackson's doctor to Berlesconi 0
apepper 4 years

The EU has taken the controversial decision to appoint Conrad Murray as Silvio Berlesconi's personal physician...

‘Animals bore me’: shock David Attenborough admission 8
Clarky 4 years

Fans and fellow broadcasters were left reeling at the weekend after film-maker Sir David Attenborough confessed he was, ‘fed up of looking at animals all the time.’ In the middle of an address...

M5 Crash Caused By Rush To Avoid Taunton. More soon. 2
deskpilot3 4 years
Couple killed on holiday of a lifetime denounced as liars... 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

neighbours say ‘we know for a fact they went to Weymouth last year and Tenerife the year before’., Hat-tip to vertical...

Justin Bieber said to be "unhappy" with MTV Dad of the Year Award. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years