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Best things since sliced bread reach 50 billion

The number of things that are the best since sliced bread, yesterday reached a startling 50 billion when Southport pensioner Dave Dunn (79) declared that, 'these free bus passes are the best thing...

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roybland 08.03.12 8:49pm
roybland
Hottest gadgets on the market still lightbulb, iron and kettle

Sandwich toasters, irons, kettles and lightbulbs continue to dominate the Top Five Hot Gadgets list, produced by Maturity Times magazine. The list has provoked fury among many of Britain's digital...

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ronseal 08.03.12 8:26pm
ronseal
Apple sue J-Cloth by mistake

Computer and phone giant Apple have accidentally sued the manufacturers of the J Cloth cleaning material. "It was an easy mistake; they look so similar.", explained an Apple spokesman...

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apepper 08.03.12 8:00pm
apepper
Agnostic accused of indecision responds “oh, I don’t know..." 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 08.03.12 6:58pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Customer feedback survey draw winner ‘Quite Unsatisfied’ with prize

The winner of a prize draw for participants in an on-line customer satisfaction survey has expressed his disappointment at the fountain pen he won, using an on-line survey regarding the win. Mr...

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Midfield Diamond 08.03.12 6:45pm
Brian Malloy
Apple launch app for formal wear that sounds like a war monger: iMadinnerjacket 1
08.03.12 6:42pm
Golgo13
Tax inspectors find Ken Livingstone's off shore stash of walnut whips 0
ronseal 08.03.12 6:09pm
ronseal
AC/DC raises prices of dirty deeds 1
Dumbnews 08.03.12 5:49pm
Brian Malloy
Apple releases iCouldn'tthinkofanythingfunny app.

Oh, the iRony...

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Haywood Manley 08.03.12 5:32pm
Haywood Manley
Massive flares on their way; fashion houses in panic. 0
Boutros 08.03.12 4:17pm
Boutros
Butter makers welcome anti-Storking laws 0
simonjmr 08.03.12 3:47pm
simonjmr
Vintage railway to close. Ran out of steam. 1
weematt 08.03.12 3:40pm
medici2471
Small Minority to sue Vast Majority.

Thomas Thumb, president of the alliance of small minorities, released a short statement today indicating that after years of being blamed for the majority of crimes the small minorities in UK are to...

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weematt 08.03.12 3:06pm
weematt
Proposal to price rail journeys individually provokes passenger outcry

You mean they weren't already?...

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ianrbland 08.03.12 3:01pm
ianrbland
5-goal Messi 'was really Brian Cox'.

It was a dream come true for the lank-haired Physics boffin and football fan - the chance to meet the players in the Barcelona dressing room before kick-off. But what should have been a friendly chat...

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Boutros 08.03.12 2:30pm
Boutros
British film company makes 'big noises' over it's silent movie attempt.

Following on from the unbelievable success of ‘The Artist’, a French romantic comedy drama in the style of a black-and-white silent film, British film makers have announced they are also making...

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Perks 08.03.12 2:10pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Apple venture into holiday market with i-de-hi! app. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 08.03.12 1:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Apple's foray into woodworking tools "not very pretty" says critic of iSaw.

The devil made me do it...

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Al McHogan 08.03.12 1:42pm
Immunis
Boyle Factor (Russia) as 'Buranovo Grannies' to represent Russia in Eurovision 0
simonjmr 08.03.12 1:32pm
simonjmr
Apple launch revenge app...........an iForaneye 0
grottymonty 08.03.12 1:29pm
grottymonty
Rangers administrators in advanced talks with Tesco and Asda 0
grottymonty 08.03.12 1:26pm
grottymonty
Rail network to rely on smart cards rather than thick staff in the future. 0
MADJEZ 08.03.12 1:19pm
MADJEZ
Daily Mail: solar flare won't affect our web$£^&**((^££2.

More to f032$£""!low...

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apepper 08.03.12 1:17pm
apepper
Pakistan celebrates International womens day by charging bin Laden's 4 widows

with illegally living in Pakistan' More soon...

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simonjmr 08.03.12 1:09pm
simonjmr
Fortune cookies show improved accuracy after addition of i-ching sugar 0
Smart Alex 08.03.12 12:34pm
Smart Alex
Tomatoes in alphabetti spaghetti linked to outbreak of hepatitis A,B,C,D and E 0
nostra da mouse 08.03.12 12:29pm
nostra da mouse
Stalking to be made specific criminal offence - Cameron: Clegg worried 0
simonjmr 08.03.12 12:09pm
simonjmr
Iranian branch of Boots "may" have technology to develop in under an hour 0
simonjmr 08.03.12 11:52am
simonjmr
Man with circular penis is said to be "cock a hoop" 1
Nick McCarr 08.03.12 11:17am
weematt
Brazilian economy overtakes UK - "that's just nuts" claims expert 2
grumblechops 08.03.12 11:16am
grumblechops