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Heathrow to turn into lagest traveller site in the UK 0
4ty2 3 years

as thousands of travelers moved in over night. However BAA might be sued for operating a traveller site with illegal encampment as they failed to obtain the correct planning permission...

BAA asks MOD to deploy Harriers at Heathrow 2
4ty2 3 years

not to lift off passengers of to flatten the place but to help shift the snow of the runway by using them as rapid reaction force snow blowers...

Cameron on his way to become a qualified electrician 0
4ty2 3 years

by demonstrating skills in cable stripping. Next he will wire up Murdoch with sky...

Scammers hail ‘bumper year’ for fake compensation claims 2
dogwheels 3 years

Con artists up and down the country have hailed 2010 as a ‘bumper year’ for cashing-in on fake compensation claims. With the UK experiencing two extended periods of bitterly cold and icy...

Next Year's X-Factor Winner's Biography On Sale From Today 8
IABP 3 years

The winner of next year's X-Factor has released their biography today - Next Year's Winner: My Story - in order to give the public an insight as to who they really are. Little is known about next...

Clegg embracing human rights bill by adding right to embarrassment 0
4ty2 3 years

as emergency measure for lib dems by declaring Vince cable's right to be embarrassed. They may not have invented it but use it a lot, especially by obscure promises and comments to potential voters...

Business Secretary Vince Cable stripped of his powers to rule on BSkyB 0
callaway 3 years

Murdoch declairs undercover mission a success...

Vince Cable launches one-man pantomime 0
antharrison 3 years

Business Secretary Vince Cable has declared that his recent views on the coalition government and Rupert Murdoch are not astonishing failures of judgement but are in-fact lines he was rehearsing for...

Cable's nuclear option turns out to be a 'Dirty Digger' Bomb 0
pinxit 3 years
North Korean lack of retaliation due to Vince Cable 'going nuclear' says Kim 4
pinxit 3 years
Meek to inherit Earth 3
riesler 3 years

Timothy Meek, 32, of Tunbridge Wells is to become divine ruler of the Earth according to a celestial apparition who claimed to be fed up with the way the others had cocked it up of late. Mrs Meek,...

Fear me, I'm Vince Cable 1
MC One R 3 years

"I'm a powerful man, me" he said, "don't push me". "I could bring down this government - I am that powerful. Fear the might of the Liberal Democrats, buwahahaha."...

Bradford: so short of tourist attractions that it promotes cannibal recipes... 0
Doylem 3 years
Sony launch 'disappointing present' game for PS3. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years

Software division of Sony today announced the release of their much anticipated 'disappointing christmas present' game for the PS3 games console in time for the xmas market. The game promises to be...

Snow declared a terrorist organisation after a month-long campaign in the UK 0
petebrown 3 years
Cameron brands Vince a not so diplomatic cable 0
petebrown 3 years
Vince Cable retracts views on royalty, muslims, catholics, jews and the irish 0
antharrison 3 years

Until he qualifies as a London taxi driver...

Crossbow Cannibal: “We only eat our own”... 0
Doylem 3 years
The Bradford biathlon: crossbows and cannibalism... 0
Doylem 3 years
Digital TV 0
callaway 3 years

Cable no longer prefared over Satellite...

'Who do you think you are?' Christmas episode... 0
victory V 3 years

The Christmas day episode of 'who do you think you are?' follows the efforts of an illegitimate carpenter from Bethlehem to trace his ancestry back to obscure figures named 'Abraham' and 'Adam'. His...

Nativity Updated: Wise Men bring Quality Street tin, Amazon Gift Voucher & Socks 1
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Cameron: “Forget foreign travel, play a game of Risk instead”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Cable, trounced by Murdoch, suggests “best of three”... 0
Doylem 3 years
National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cable launches 'Make Him Stop' 0
IABP 3 years
Cable v Murdoch: bout stopped to “prevent Cable taking any more punishment”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Vince Cable now thinks he is Jesus and the 25 December is Cable Day. 0
MC One R 3 years

Taxi for Mr Cable?...

Vince Cable now thinks he's bigger than Rupert Murdoch 0
MC One R 3 years

I think there will be lots more soon...

Heathrow gets upgrade from airport to country... 0
Doylem 3 years

“Travellers used to come to Heathrow just to catch a plane. After a quick tour of the duty-free shop, and an over-priced drink at the bar, they’d be ‘up, up and away’. But the arctic weather...

Vince Cable: “I could leap tall buildings in a single bound”... 0
Doylem 3 years