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Shock report links obesity to TV size

A report published today suggests that there is a co-relation between levels of obesity and TV size. The study, which neglected to measure the intake of pizza, suggests that the combination of a...

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Bismarck 11.06.12 9:34am
Bismarck
Camerons deny rumours

In the wake of today's story about their daughter,The Camerons have denied rumours they invited Nick Clegg round "for a bath" last weekend...

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Bismarck 11.06.12 9:23am
Bismarck
New Bluetop Set To Shake Up Redtops

News is emerging today that there's soon to be an offshoot tabloid publication from Associated Newspapers, that's packing a new kind of punch. For unlike its rivals this one will only carry stories...

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Duff 11.06.12 9:21am
Duff
David Cameron and wife leave 8 year old Chancellor behind in pub toilet

At the end of an enjoyable session at a Buckinghamshire pub this weekend, David and Samantha Cameron left for home completely forgetting the 8 year old Chancellor of the Exchequer who was still in...

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scribbler 11.06.12 9:18am
Skylarking
Prince Philip foced to withdraw from national weeing up the wall championship..

more later...

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Bismarck 11.06.12 9:15am
Bismarck
Nancy freedom bid foiled but "I only have to be lucky once" 0
Drylaw 11.06.12 8:52am
Drylaw
Coalition says claims that new Whitehall Mandarin is a duck are just fowl play 0
Scronnyglonkle 11.06.12 8:44am
Scronnyglonkle
'Cut and paste' Ofsted reports denied.

Ofsted have denied the use of “cut and paste“ in recent school inspection reports. Almost identical wording is present in two school inspection reports. In a statement released by Ofsted it said...

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weematt 11.06.12 8:44am
newsbiscuit editorial team
David Cameron admits he 'accidentally left Britain in the toilet' 0
Midnight Dreary 11.06.12 8:34am
Midnight Dreary
US and Italian politicians to give British MPs lessons in ‘proper’ corruption.

A group of American and Italian politicians have sold out Earls Court this weekend with a series of seminars aimed at educating British politicians on more effective public office corruption. Event...

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Corrigan 11.06.12 8:15am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Parody News Sites Down Worldwide

after being overloaded by submissions regarding Cameron's daddy/daughter day...

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Textbook 11.06.12 8:05am
Textbook
Spain celebrates €100 billion bailout out with 5 day national holiday

After already hailing the €100 billion bank bailout as a ‘victory for Spain’, Spanish Prime Minister Mario Rajoy went a step further and announced a week long national holiday and a victory...

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Yikes 11.06.12 7:24am
Yikes
New Facebook pay to promote option will create 'ofs and of-nots' say experts 2
Haywood Manley 11.06.12 7:12am
Haywood Manley
Nuns confused as Catholic church condemns Penguins 0
charlies_hat 11.06.12 6:57am
charlies_hat
Report concludes there are not enough Jockeys in Formula 1

An FIA investigation has concluded that, in addition to the lack of ethnic and female drivers in Formula 1, there are also not enough jockeys. F1 Supremo, Bernie Ecclestone said, "We are making...

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seymour totti 11.06.12 6:09am
kga6
World religions in futile search to find any man over 40 who is not a scoundrel 0
Dumbnews 11.06.12 4:26am
Dumbnews
Facebook to ask users, "Is this showing off" before allowing them to post 0
Dumbnews 11.06.12 4:25am
Dumbnews
UK ask Santander for Abbey Nation back after Spanish bank bailout billions. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.12 10:17pm
MADJEZ
Britain spared Gary Barlow jubilee single for 5 days, threat level remains high. 0
MADJEZ 10.06.12 10:00pm
MADJEZ
Adele penguin 'sex romp' shocker

The Natural History Museum say they have come across photographic evidence of Grammy award winning singer Adele and a man dressed in a penguin costume taking part in what has been described as...

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Gerontius 10.06.12 9:33pm
FlashArry
Rain to continue to fall on empty Glastonbury Festival fields

Met Office forecasts warn of more heavy rain and high winds in the next few days over the deserted Glastonbury Festival site in Somerset. A festival spokesman said the fields were looking green,...

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roybland 10.06.12 9:22pm
FlashArry
Some band you’ve never even heard of to headline huge festival

The prestigious Saturday night headlining slot at this year's Reading Festival has been announced; it's some group that you know absolutely nothing about, being over the age of 22 and therefore...

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Skylarking 10.06.12 8:47pm
FlashArry
Pete Doherty takes up scuba diving after crack found in reservoir. 1
Thor 10.06.12 8:43pm
FlashArry
Roy Keane Sent Home From Euros By ITV

The former Manchester United skipper was sensationally sent home last night following complaints about the facilities he and his fellow ITV pundits have been forced to work with., Keane has already...

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Hooch 10.06.12 8:34pm
dvo4fun
Authorities rule that small holes in Pennal dam are against regulations 0
kga6 10.06.12 5:58pm
kga6
South Wales suffering under 6 feet of draught 1
beau-jolly 10.06.12 5:19pm
dvo4fun
Schools could hit foreign language targets by becoming French.

Schools could meet their foreign language targets by including the number of pupils learning English among the total of students studying a foreign language, it was announced today. To make the...

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Boutros 10.06.12 4:35pm
Boutros
Austerity sees Greek version of 'The Apprentice' in the firing line

Greece’s version of the popular business contest ‘The Apprentice’ has descended into farce following cutbacks and austerity from the producers, and claims of cheating by some of the contenders....

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Perks 10.06.12 3:24pm
dvo4fun
Village in Gwynedd evacuated over damn risk

more friggin news later...

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virtuallywill 10.06.12 2:48pm
virtuallywill
Greece twinned with Broke, NSW

More to follow...

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apepper 10.06.12 1:59pm
apepper