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Yes its me again,

Ive just test drove the new small car from car makers Hymandri the much awaited Muffmuff,a one seater runaround whos unique selling point is its designed to look like and give the impression your not...

Jererme Clarkson 13.09.12 8:16am
The Chav Manifesto

Ill come straight to the point bruv,eyebrows,eyebrows ya get me bruv?everywhere I look I see eyebrows,eyebrows and interelectricals in big tan asses innit?and its all very iffy bruv.Chavs have the...

Trev 13.09.12 8:09am
Cockney Archaeologist claims to have found Richard III in Leicester toilets. 3
Zen 13.09.12 7:51am
“Douglas Bader’s artificial legs were unfair” complain Germans 6
Stan 13.09.12 7:29am
Tom-Tom To Launch A 'Rutted, Muddy, Narrow Lane Version'....

For all those drivers who seek a thrill - especially in the dark...

Jesse Bigg 13.09.12 6:47am
Vatican to amend beatification rules for Coe

As thousands hasten to praise the holy works of Sebastian Coe (particularly amongst the lame and crippled), the vatican announced that his widely expected beatification will not actually require that...

vertical 13.09.12 6:44am
Tartan Army seek independence from Scotland

Scottish football fans, collectively known as The Tartan Army, have issued notice to the Scottish Football Association of their intention to seek a break from their union., Having become...

Artisan 13.09.12 6:03am
background checks 'welcomed' by plaidophiles - 2 55
13.09.12 5:53am
Cost-reduction idea generator project axed due to budget cuts 0
Dumbnews 13.09.12 3:40am
Richard the Third to undergo DNA test- Prince Harry posted overseas 0
Ironduke 12.09.12 11:31pm
Desperate Gaelic academics search for word for 'not second'

Language experts in a remote area of Britain are frantically hunting for a word to describe 'a man who does not come second'. Throughout the language's 600 year history no such word has ever been...

12.09.12 11:01pm
Millets of Leicester - ‘now is the winter of our discount tents.'

Please don’t hit me...

sigmund 12.09.12 9:33pm
PDF files given their own wing in new software prison. 1
DustyBinLaden 12.09.12 8:54pm
Elderly rock stars to feature on next series of Antiques Road Trip 0
antharrison 12.09.12 8:31pm
Apple to sue Ai Weiwei over copyright infringement of its new satnav app title 0
DustyBinLaden 12.09.12 6:59pm
Krays deny any link to King Richard III disposal in municipal car park 0
custard cream 12.09.12 6:58pm
custard cream
Clegg branded ‘immature’ by homophobic bigot

Someone who has wasted his entire adult life earning a living going round saying a bunch of mumbo jumbo fairy stories are true said Deputy PM Nick Clegg is immature because he called homophobics...

Reg Herring 12.09.12 6:52pm
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Scousers guilty of Libyan bombing, says The Sun. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.09.12 5:31pm
Ben Drew barred from M&S because "There is no Plan B" 0
Queen of Tarts 12.09.12 5:22pm
Queen of Tarts
Will wants 2 children with Kate. Not saying how many he'd like with Pippa. 0
Queen of Tarts 12.09.12 5:18pm
Queen of Tarts
More and more lions walking on hind legs - zoologists say it could be rampant 1
Smart Alex 12.09.12 4:31pm
The All New Jeni B
Banker Pride In Shock £7.6b Gay Pride Takeover Bid 0
12.09.12 4:20pm
'Hillsborough latest'-Sun reports paper cup thefts

Following today's publication of the report from the Hillsborough Independent Committee, The Sun newspaper has announced it has uncovered 'systematic and routine' theft of the plastic cups from it's...

Perks 12.09.12 3:45pm
Bare me a son: Prince warns Duchess 1
Old Hat 12.09.12 3:44pm
Lord Carey " Bigot Better Than Fence Sitting Homo Lover" 0
kjo36 12.09.12 3:39pm
Facebook’s Big Bang

Facebook have today announced the launch of a new feature to their social media platform. The worlds leading social media application has developed the new capability due to extensive research...

Andy Heath 12.09.12 3:31pm
Andy Heath
Jokes about Murray being Scottish 'definitely British' 0
Oxbridge 12.09.12 3:30pm
Cameron to make tough decision

David Cameron has announced that he is on the verge of making a tough decision. “The central role of government is to make the tough decisions. Then, when you get a lot of people angry and upset...

Andy Heath 12.09.12 3:28pm
Andy Heath
Archaeologist pleads for a hearse 2
medici2471 12.09.12 2:29pm
Queen of Tarts
Southerners already thinking of putting the central heating on says shock report 1
ronseal 12.09.12 2:25pm
Queen of Tarts