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Government to hold referendum on method of voting in AV referendum 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Nick Clegg today announced that there will be a referendum on the type of voting system people want in the AV referendum., He said: 'At the moment, you can either vote Yes or, if you're particularly...

Search is on for a bunch of losers to represent UK in Eurovision Song Contest 7
John Wiltshire 3 years

The BBC has launched its annual search for talent-free no-hopers for this year's Eurovision Song Contest., 'It's an exciting time for us,' said Bill Dreary, the BBC's Head of Losing Things. 'It's...

University of Bedfordshire's new fees and slogan - "£4,500! Why pay more?" 2
BillyBitzer 3 years
Fearing defeat, Gadaffi takes out insurance policy for his good looks 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Universities break up for Easter: lecturers fail to notice 0
dannyboy206 3 years

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Cameron to run AV referendum using AV voting rules. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Osborne to increase tax on pocket money 2
3 years

In a new bid to help reduce the deficit George Osborne has today unveiled plans to increase the current tax rate on pocket money from 0 to 5% on £2 per week and then a 10% level once pocket money...

England captaincy to be divided by AV 1
dannyboy206 3 years

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Cate Middleton watching "The Tudors" for marital advice 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Corporal Gaddafi insists that Libya is "business as usual" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Dignitas to open UK branch at Beachy Head 0
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

I want to work this up into a full story but it just popped into my head (the idea for the story not topping myself)so I thought I'd ask you'll what you thought. Cheers, MoB...

Rick Stein to own the souls of every Cornish man, woman and child 24
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

Rick Stein to own the souls of every Cornish man, woman and child following a “tea-room” deal with the Government After successfully buying the entire village of Padstow in the early 90s and...

Red Arrows on standby for No-Fly Zone Grand Finale spectacular. 1
malgor 3 years

The organisers of Farnborough Air Display have announced a ‘very special event’ this year, with the show relocating from its traditional Hampshire setting to the ‘vast, empty skies above...

Royal Wedding's official creepy sycophant to be Ben Elton 1
ronseal 3 years
Royal Wedding Breakfast to be Fish and Chips from Ian Beale's. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Wrapped in copies of the Walford Gazette...

Kate and Wills break with tradition and elope to Gretna 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Royal Couple to honeymoon in Newton Poppleford 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Little Fat Gypsies Seek Parity 2
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I'm fed up with people hitting me says soap opera baddie actor Rock Bottom 7
ronseal 3 years

The modern trend for hitting Rock Bottom and using that event to turn one's life around is taking its toll on soap opera tough guy actor, R Bottom. Recently, celebrities, footballers and even...

British scientists create genetically modified swear word. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years

There were celebrations around the world today as a team of British scientists claimed to have developed the first new swear word for over 100 years. Under strict laboratory conditions a team from...

Referendum: Voters warned that using the TV remote button marked AV won't work. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Is writing "please advise" annoying, please advise! 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Found this comment in the blogosphere that is right on the money: "I absolutely hate this phrase. It kills me when people use it. It usually is used as a passive aggresive way to drop the ball in...

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one mouse click 0
Dumbnews 3 years

New Chinese proverb...

Impatient hordes start queuing on street for latest Java upgrade 18
Skylarking 3 years Hundreds of people have already started gathering outside Java's central London store, desperate to be among the first to...

Neasden University to Charge £9000 Fees. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Because you look second rate if you don't...

Isle of Wight Motor Show unveils new hybrid car: half petrol, half diesel 2
nilbymouse 3 years

'It's simple really, once the petrol tank has emptied, it just switches to the diesel tank. I don't know why we didn't think of it before - this could be the future of motor vehicle design'...

MPs in safe seats confirm they will campaign against AV. More soon. 0
martin2381 3 years
'Fly again, Fly again, Licketty Split' Zone declared 0
Ironduke 3 years

as Libyan rebels linked to Al Qaeda. 'Colonel Gadaffi may be a megalomanic dictator, but at least you know where you are with him' says NATO chief as 'Fly Zone' established over Libya., A crack...

Government Has No Plan In Place To Lose Census Information 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

David Cameron has today issued a statement in response to growing rumours that the government currently has no plan in place for how they intend to lose the information gathered from the 2011 census....

Pro-antidisestablishmentarianisms objectors may (or may not) join protests 0
beau-jolly 3 years

my brain hurts...