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Sir Bruce confirmed as the face of 'Dignitas UK' franchise launch. 8
Bryan with a Y 4 years

come on. I'm new to this, should I bother ?...

Prime Minister accused of waiving competence checks on his Home Secretary 0
Long Distance Clara 4 years

No.10 was embroiled in a fresh scandal today as it emerged that Prime Minister David Cameron may not have performed adequate checks on the individual he appointed to control the nation’s borders....

Theresa May Resign 0
bonjonelson 4 years

obvious but someone had to...

All Milan strip clubs told to reserve an area for Berlusconi's 'leaving drinks' 0
JD 4 years

All Milan strip clubs told to reserve an area for Berlusconi's 'leaving drinks'...

Berlusconi apologises to Miss China for election failure 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Ah no, just ignore me 0
ianslat 4 years
U.K Government To Privatise The Country's Oxygen 2
mattupchuck 4 years

The government today is expected to push through legislation which would would hand over control and day to day running of the country’s oxygen to the highest bidding private company. “This much...

FIFA ban John Terry from wearing his alternative white poppy 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Berlusconi to dedicate life to the rehabilitation of fallen women. 1
cueball 4 years
Cameron relaxes checks on Border Agency to relieve pressure on May 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Report says people still at risk from scams and .asks £50 for more details 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sex 'n' drugs 'n' rock'n'roll has no place in the X factor says Cowell 0
simonjmr 4 years
Santa Claus to step down: markets respond positively 2
Des Custard 4 years

Stock markets have responded positively to news that Toyland's Prime Minister Santo Nicalosi, better known as Santa Claus, or Sugar Daddy Christmas to his closest female admirers, is to step down...

There's no historical evidence of Sartre's existence claims Sentamu 0
tedweasel 4 years
Man arrested for not having Facebook account. 12
DavidBlame 4 years

A 37 year old Brighton man was held overnight by police yesterday after being arrested for not having a Facebook account., Sussex Police confirmed today that the man, who was questioned for over 16...

Burlesconi resignation leaves satirists in turmoil 1
apepper 4 years

The world of satire has been thrown into chaos by the resignation of Silvio Burlesconi. "First Sarah Palin and now this, if it wasn't for Boris Johnson, I don't think I could carry on.", said one...

Metropolitan Police posts plastic bullets to protestors 0
nickb 4 years
X Factor contestant confesses "I wasn't on a journey, just in a singing contest" 0
dvo4fun 4 years
Now lawyers vow to seek prosecution of Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeons 2
Stan 4 years

Following the successful conviction of Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, by a Los Angeles court, prosecutors have confirmed that they are intending to bring the pop star’s plastic surgeons...

Barking dog employs writers to produce "new material" 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

woof woof woof woof woof woof howwwwl!...

GPs complain patient appointments interfere with social engagements 13
vertical 4 years

As average salaries top £106k, GPs are finding it increasingly difficult to fit in patient appointments between trips to the opera and games of golf. 'We do like to see the odd one when we can but...

Government cuts "We just won't creosote it this year" says Minister of Defence 5
dvo4fun 4 years
Simulated Mars mission ‘Real’ claim conspiracy theorists. 11
JETFAB 4 years
Berlusconi - "Can I have a leaving party?" 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Prison officers 'disappointed' by discovery of drugs and prostitutes 0
vertical 4 years

As scrawled signs reading 'pussy loans at reesonibble rates' and 'dons discount dope den' were being removed today, prison officers were denying that Ford Open Prison's new regime is way too lax...

Poor transfer market activity blamed for European financial crisis 2
kga6 4 years

Ex-footballer and pundit, Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson, has today presented his analysis of the European financial collapse in the SunSport analysis column. Blaming a lack of constructive activity in the...

Blake gets the needle as Amy Winehouse's personal effects go up for sale. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Hajj up date - as Muslims throw stones at Satan, asteroid heads towards earth 0
medici2471 4 years
EU meltdown, UKIP's Farage determined to keep feet on the ground 0
medici2471 4 years
Papandreou blames low self-esteem for vote of no confidence 0
kga6 4 years