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Disaster as Swiss train crash causes trains to be late

Don't worry no fatalities...

Scronnyglonkle 29.07.13 9:43pm
Scherzinger loses pole position 4
medici2471 29.07.13 9:32pm
Lads Mag blames Co-Op staff for sticking pages together. Welcomes plastic bags. 0
MADJEZ 29.07.13 9:24pm
G4S, HS2, 111... We're just not good with numbers admits UK government. 0
Ian Searle 29.07.13 9:19pm
Ian Searle
Cruella de Vil pulls out of 101 Dalmatians as they are financially unsustainable 0
Ian Searle 29.07.13 9:14pm
Ian Searle
Schools to introduce extra lessons for kids to turn off porn filters for parents

Schools throughout the UK are gearing up to train children about how to turn off porn filters. A spokesman for the headteachers' association explained; "Normally, parents can get straight through but...

apepper 29.07.13 9:11pm
Mystery as porn filter makes Cameron's head disappear

IT experts are trying to explain why viewing images of David Cameron via porn filters make his head disappear. One puzzled boffin said; "It's almost as if he had a head that's also genitalia - oh...

apepper 29.07.13 9:09pm
Early Christian relic reveals holy DNA link. Full details in St Ore 0
Dick Everyman 29.07.13 6:31pm
Dick Everyman
nothing to see here 1
Smart Alex 29.07.13 6:15pm
"All willies to be pixelated" says PM

Following the announcement of measures to restrict free access to internet pornography, the Home Office has confirmed that from 2014, all real life genitals will be pixelated and owners required to...

BAJDixon 29.07.13 6:15pm
Pickles Wants to allow Parking on Double-Yellow Lines - But Only Outside Greggs 1
Metro 29.07.13 6:06pm
Jesus H
Time travel researcher admits he's getting too young for job 0
sydalg 29.07.13 4:14pm
The train in Spain falls mainly off the rails... - 23 66
Tripod 29.07.13 4:13pm
HR genius devises perfect job ad screen out attract the purest bullshitters

A team of boffins in a Human Resources lab claims it has created the perfect advert to screen out almost all normal people and attract a 99 per cent pure audience of bullshitters, chancers and the...

ronseal 29.07.13 4:12pm
Tory MP got lift home from “immigrants go home” poster lorry Conservative junior immigration minister Marcus Laing admitted he asked the driver...

CulchaVulcha 29.07.13 4:06pm
Mick Jagger leaves body to science, face to World of Leather 4
sydalg 29.07.13 3:54pm
Missing parts of calligraphy set now in stock - see instore for D-tails 0
sydalg 29.07.13 3:08pm
Lads mags given six weeks to publish 'suggestive' images of Ann Widdecombe

The Co-operative have sent a 'serious warning' to the likes of Nuts, Zoo and Loaded today, insisting they will 'refuse to stock their magazines', unless current front covers of scantily-clad...

Jesus H 29.07.13 2:06pm
Jesus H
Long lens catches Prince George in 'naked romp' scandal

'He was just having fun,' says Harry...

Loundshay 29.07.13 1:32pm
Fears of anarchic gay gangs after Pope forbids anyone to judge them 0
Not Amused 29.07.13 12:59pm
Not Amused
New York Democratic Party says mayoral candidate "must be long-standing member" 1
sydalg 29.07.13 12:34pm
Lindy Moone
"111 Service Only 11.1% As Effective As 999 Service" Says Report 0
Titus 29.07.13 12:26pm
Death penalty to be re-introduced for people who use the phrase "I think not". 16
sredni vashta 29.07.13 12:02pm
Telephone Cold Callers Complain to Offcom about Time-wasting Householders

who just keep them chatting for ages but who have no real interest in buying their invaluable products and services...

Titus 29.07.13 12:00pm
Needs work. The withdrawal of this post has been punctuated for Arthur.

how do you delete?...

sillybugger 29.07.13 11:45am
Pope: "Yay! My Gig At Copacabana Almost As Big As The Rolling Stones' " 2
Titus 29.07.13 11:21am
Mandela determined to complete Bucket List, aides say

While the world feared that South Africa's revered former president Nelson Mandela did not have long to live, one group of people was not concerned. His political aides know their leader too well and...

Oxbridge 29.07.13 11:18am
Far Cheaper To Abandon HS2 & Then Rebuld Brum Entirely, 10 Mins Closer To London

says latest government cost study. (Complete doff of hat to NewBiscuit, whose idea this was entirely)...

Titus 29.07.13 11:11am
Pope holds mass at Copacabana, linked to showgirl named Lola. 1
MADJEZ 29.07.13 9:44am
Giovanni Boccaccio's Decameron on sale here: Bawdy tales in store 1
Smart Alex 29.07.13 9:40am