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'Out-of-body experience' man charged with perjury. 'I got above myself' he says 0
pinxit 3 years
Windscreen Repair company crashes. 'I couldn't see it coming' says CEO 1
pinxit 3 years
Train firm forced into name change 0
Mrblacker 3 years

Virgin Trains have confirmed that as of March 1st, they will have started to re-brand their entire firm and fleet, following a High Court ruling. The company, founded by Sir Richard Branson and...

Teachers Responsible for Most of England’s Problems 20
LizzyG 3 years

A new report by Ofsted published this week suggests that teachers are actually responsible for most of England’s major social problems. At a time when more and more parents are abdicating...

Highways Agency to be billed by lorry firm that filled in M3 potholes.by mistake 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
M3 'will need resurfacing after tarmac spillage scraped off' - Highways Agency. 1
malgor 3 years
Swiss Bank apologises for Mubaraks delayed resignation 0
4ty2 3 years

but they just could not transfer the money any quicker to his Saudi bank account after attempts to buy the Sky and Man United had failed...

More one-armed bandits expected as RAF cut backs affect a quarter of all pilots 0
timyarby 3 years
Stephen Hawkings accepts BAFTA on behalf of Brian Cox 6
Sinnick 3 years

I would like to accept this award on behalf of Professor Brian Cox. Unfortunately, he could not make it because he is too busy jetsetting around the world, visiting Puerto Rico, Hawaii, the Canaries,...

Andre Rieu to cover The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up' at Royal Wedding 0
ruthless1 3 years

Prince Charles will perform the vocals, but has told us that he is "dissapointed that he was not allowed to sing his first choice, Elton John's 'Candle in the Wind'...

Cameron accidentally takes truth drug 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Visiting a top-secret military location today, David Cameron accidentally took a truth drug instead of a cup of tea., 'This secret military installation is under the new Olympic stadium,' he...

Fans ready to bid for Wayne Rooney's tears... 0
Doylem 3 years

“Selling players’ body fluids is not a new phenomenon”, insists George Gillette, head of Novel Marketing Opportunities at Gilhooly, Gilhooly and Sump, “and, as with so many other aspects of...

Big Society success as community choir takes control of meals on wheels service 2
Fin Robertson 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has hailed the success of his Big Society programme, citing the example of South Oxhley Community Choir, which has been appointed to provide local meals on wheels...

Mubarak to be UN "peace envoy" at UK derby matches 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Whatever the colour, allegiance, religious belief of UK football fans it will be my job to ensure that derby matches occur without incidence, and rival fans beating several shades out of each other....

Man goes into pub, doesn't do anything remotely odd 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Mubarak's Assets Frozen By The Swiss Government. No More Toblerone For Him Now. 3
Selma 3 years

Now Sharm El-Sheikh has gone down in history as a last 'resort', taking the accolade from Weston super Mare for the first time in 30 years. Oh no, sorry, wrong type of 'resort'. When told of this...

Groupon deies they ar a complete bunch of shits ,that will take another few 0
3 years
Jockey Club Upgrade Horseshoe Threat Level from 'Lucky' to 'Lethal' 2
pinxit 3 years

Neigh, neigh, thricetime neigh...

Valentine's Day - police called to stop fights at petrol stations 8
John Wiltshire 3 years
BAFTA wins BAFTA for Best BAFTA 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Saudi people demand reform as they realise their leaders are no great sheikhs. 4
wallster 3 years
"What goes around, comes around", admits Wall of Death operator... 0
Doylem 3 years
Gay couples win the right to bicker as much as heterosexual couples 0
Milo Shame 3 years

The UK’s Supreme Court has ruled that gay couples have as much of a right to huff, make a scene in a public place and not talk to their partner in restaurants but be over friendly with the waiter,...

Seedless Grapes face bleak future 0
3 years

Chilean Botanist Conseula Hanandes confirmed today that the Chilean captive breeding programme had failed. Speaking at the International Botanical Congress she warned that the much loved Seedless...

Critics says cuts mean the Big Society idea will be neither big nor clever 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Office of Fair Trading warns of hoopla stall scam 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Post Office counter staff plan strike ballot after go slow passes unnoticed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Justin Bieber Hits Puberty 8
Notmeno 3 years

NEW YORK - At the final stop on his tour of the North American continent, Bieber punched annoying guy, Rod Puberty. An on-stage dancer at the gig in Central Park said this: "This annoying guy who...

Rubbish bin 'not very good'. 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Belgium picks up Ben Ali on a Free 0
acwanaut 3 years

With the current flux in international dictators, Belgium has plunged into the transfer market and picked up Tunisia's Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali on a free transfer after his current deal expired in the...