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UK to set sail for Americas after hike in EU mooring fees 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:43pm
irregular apple
Coalition perplexes colour theorists as blue mixed with yellow remains blue 3
irregular apple 16.12.11 9:33am
Major Clanger
nEUtrino slowed to a crawl by vast, incompetent bureaucracy. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 15.12.11 1:29pm
writinginbsl
Michael Buble renames himself Michael Bauble

To correspond with his new album 'Christmas', Michael Buble announced he will be changing his name to Michael Bauble for the duration of the festive season, due to the number of requests he's...

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Boutros 15.12.11 9:30pm
Boutros
Northern commuters braced for blizzard of reports about snow in London

Commuters north of Watford are bracing themselves for trying conditions on the roads this week, as they battle to find a radio station that doesn’t bang on and on about a bit of snow in London....

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Runestone Cowboy 16.12.11 4:59pm
dvo4fun
Californian orphans disappointed as Lapland flight diverts to Santa Barbara 0
medici2471 15.12.11 12:20pm
medici2471
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bonjonelson 16.12.11 8:49am
Son of Barnabas
Malcolm Allen wants Ryan Giggs to follow in Speed's footsteps 0
simonjmr 15.12.11 11:59am
simonjmr
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Surely this is shorter than Ю Now can I get the prize ?, Or have I just lost the point ?...

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Sinnick 15.12.11 1:57pm
bonjonelson
Christmas in jeopardy as Santa recalled to prison

Children worldwide were shocked this morning to find out that Christmas icon Santa Claus has been recalled to prison for breaching his release conditions. Mr Claus, who has been traditionally based...

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kimllfixit 15.12.11 12:15pm
kimllfixit
‘Troubled families’ initiative to start by helping the coalition

After announcing a £448m package of help to turn around Britain’s problem families, No.10 has confirmed that the first family to benefit from the intervention of trained professionals would be the...

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Long Distance Clara 15.12.11 1:33pm
writinginbsl
UK to remove atomic number 63 from periodic table

you're going to have to look it up now though...

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charlies_hat 15.12.11 6:16pm
reforse
John Major resigns from MCC, Newsbiscuit expose cited as cause 0
simonjmr 15.12.11 10:19am
simonjmr
Cameron 'targets' problem families with a team of sharp-shooters 0
Perks 15.12.11 10:08am
Perks
Single Mother apologises for crashing entire internet with Bieber tweet.

A young single mother from Hounslow, West London has apologised after yesterday's mass internet disruption, blamed on a tweet she posted early yesterday morning claiming that Justin Bieber was gay....

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bonjonelson 15.12.11 10:16am
Perks
Santa replaces good/naughty list with credit rating system from S&P 3
button 15.12.11 11:09am
charlies_hat
James Murdoch leaves Happy Christmas message for staff on Adele's voicemail 8
button 15.12.11 6:09pm
Couriernew
Yeah yeah, Cameron tells Sarkozy, but YOU haven't seen MY wife's fandango 0
Oxbridge 15.12.11 9:45am
Oxbridge
EU less 0
simonjmr 15.12.11 9:43am
simonjmr
Cameron to make EU law 'work for us'

David Cameron has today announced he will move a step closer to re-building relationships with Europe and his coalition partners, by embracing EU citizens' right to live in any other EU country. From...

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Perks 15.12.11 9:35am
Perks
Hadron Collider discovers Professor Higgins' B.O. Song

"Why can't the English learn how to shower?"...

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Son of Barnabas 15.12.11 9:26am
Son of Barnabas
Birds finally learn dawn verse and dawn middle eight 5
Smart Alex 15.12.11 12:54pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Irish clothing manufacturer brings out FCEK range 2
Smart Alex 15.12.11 1:34pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Experts indifference to climate change shocks experts 0
Dumbnews 15.12.11 4:20am
Dumbnews
Suicide watch put on death row prisoners 2
Nick McCarr 15.12.11 9:27pm
Nick McCarr
Obama leads Weapons of Mass Destruction out of Iraq 0
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:29am
irregular apple
Iraq war ends with final level civilian slain 1
irregular apple 15.12.11 1:30am
Username
Obama hails end of Iraqi oil reserve syphon

Troops arrive home to individual Hummers...

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irregular apple 15.12.11 1:25am
irregular apple
Shock for Emin as Saatchi gallery's cleaner makes bed.

Visitors to the Saatchi Gallery this morning were surprised to discover Emin's bed, formerly strewn with dirty pantyhose, condoms, fag packets and empty vodka bottles, transformed into a neat and...

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Boutros 15.12.11 1:13am
Boutros
FEUD 0
malgor 15.12.11 12:31am
malgor