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Facebook Conquers Child Abuse 4
Grover 3 years

The social-networking website Facebook, which previously courted controversy by refusing to add a simple red “panic button” to their site, has succeeded in ending all child abuse and neglect. As...

Cameron: ‘I Will Never Forgive Myself if Smiths Reform’ 1
De-scribe 3 years

Untold national misery could follow David Cameron's admission that he is a fan of 1980s indie band The Smiths, it emerged last night. Cameron's revelation could now lead directly to a reunion of the...

Superfast Broadband by 2015? I waited past 9pm and it was still as slow as ever 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Lord Cardigan demands more fashionable form of knitwear... 0
Dexter 3 years

Preferably one without Raglan sleeves...

Silent musicians fail to understand irony 0
MC One R 3 years

A number of unknown musicians, along with a number of artists in desperate need of a career relaunch and Pete Doherty today announced that they were recording a silent record to combat the...

Charge of the Light Brigade... 0
Dexter 3 years

goes up to 45p/Kwh...

Brits roll up at hotel pool to find German already been eaten by shark 6
Gerontius 3 years

Is this in bad taste?...

New dogging website 'Quickieipedia' goes online... 0
Dexter 3 years

More smut soon...

List of vital US facilities merely a list of every McDonalds and Starbucks 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Iranian uranium yellowcake scores poorly on UN edition of ‘Come Dine with Me’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BBC describe fragrant Marr's repetition of Naughtie slip as 'Country Fresh' 0
pinxit 3 years

thenk ya @rickwestwell...

Abu Hamza claims miscasting in Al Qaeda panto 0
simonjmr 3 years

"I'm obviously a lost boy, but I seem to be cast as a hook handed villain everywhere I go" More soon...

Man who buys Meerkat autobiography as “a present for myself” is sectioned... 0
Doylem 3 years
Shock, Horror, As 'Malapropism' Hits The BBC 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Malapropism hit the BBC, 'Today Programme' this morning when presenter Jim Naughtie shone a true light on government minister, Hunt, by mixing up his 'H' with a 'C'., Naughtie admitted later that it...

Just out for Christmas: ‘Fly Fishing for Pirates’ by J Aaaaaarrrgghhh Hartley... 6
Doylem 3 years
Balloonists' remains found - shiny ribbon and "Sent from" label still attached 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

More balloon...

Next UK sporting bid to be same budget, but in brown envelopes 0
Erlang 3 years

Technical details submitted on post-it note...

Confusion Over TodayPledge 0
areileen 3 years

Confusion reigned over the breakfast tables of millions of Today listeners when veteran broadcaster and wordsmith, Jim Naughtie,appeared to pledge to interview Nick Clegg at 8:15. Naughtie made his...

BBC Commended For Employing Tourette's Sufferer 0
De-scribe 3 years

After inadvertently using the the C-word this morning, the BBC's James Naughtie has promised to be on his best behaviour interviewing Prime Minister Dave Fucker, Deputy PM Nick Bastard, and Business...

Records tumble: Boycott goes 20 minutes without mentioning “uncovered pitches”. 0
Doylem 3 years
'It was a piss poor bribe anyway' as Boris withdraws FIFA's Olympic room 0
Basil_B 3 years
Kremlin Spy Reports "LibDems posses Words of Mass Deception". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
New Cable scandal expected from Wikileaks 0
4ty2 3 years

releasing the lib dem communications about tuition fees...

Man accepting Polanski’s Europe Film Award uses rear entrance 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rob Brydon released from strictly come dancing 0
4ty2 3 years, For some time the audience wondered why Rob Brydon and Anton du Beke were not seen together. ...

Aussies countering England’s batsmen with ‘one hand, one bounce’ rule... 0
Doylem 3 years
Erratic behaviour of markets is sign of bipolar disorder, experts warn. 0
Rididill 3 years

A new report from mental health experts at the Institute for Sanity Studies released today argues that markets are showing all the signs of suffering from bipolar disorder. ‘We have been...

Accounting error in Whitehall crisp procurement cancels out spending cuts. 1
Mr Brown 3 years

Prawn cocktail surfeit alone equivalent to decommissioning of the Ark Royal. An investigation by accountancy firm J S Robertson has revealed a staggering 13% discrepancy between Whitehall’s...

Tonight's temperature may drop to level of Marks and Spencer food shop 2
ronseal 3 years
Saying 'orange' really slowly sounds like gullible. 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years