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Apple Announce Plans to Sell ITV 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

In a surprise announcement from Apple today, CEO Steve Jobs has revealed that the British based broadcaster ITV is to be put up for sale. Journalists who had packed into the press conference in...

Salad Pie on menu at Mway service stations for reluctant dieters. 0
Stan 3 years

A revolutionary diet plan has been introduced for those people whose commitment to the cause of losing weight is slimmer than their waistline. Backed by the Chief Medical Officer, the diet provides...

Doggers Welcome Cameron's U-Turn on Woodlands Sell Off 0
Quaz 3 years

"Not a U-turn, more of a 69" say doggers...

How do you fight off a crocodile – ‘try living in Coventry’ say researchers 12
Gerontius 3 years

Research carried out by students from Aston University suggests the best way to fend off an attack from an angry crocodile is to live somewhere in the West Midlands – most notably in the Coventry...

Synchronized swimming removed from 2012 Olympics. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Activists claimed today that it was all done by magnets which was cruel to the athletes. Lord Coe said he didn't necessarily accept that it harmed the swimmers, but that using magnets went against...

Tensions Mount Within EU Over Inability To Agree On David Bowie's Best Album 5
Textbook 3 years
Three female judges to try Berlusconi 3
Scroat 3 years

Admit they have tried every other sexual deviance, and this is the only one left...

Intellectually challenged militant-socialists bring down school hierarchy 2
fernandomando 3 years

The Isle of Wight branch of the Militant Extreme Socialist Society (“MESS”) today launched an unprecedented assault on the class system that it perceived in the local community. Employing a whole...

Final Olympic Bill "30 pieces of gold". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Jordan said to be flattered by the sudden media interest in her butt. 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Fears allayed as the Sun unleashes huge blast of hot air at Earth 0
pinxit 3 years

'No worries. We do it every day.' says owner Rupert Murdoch...

Man attacked by vicar wearing chicken costume said it was a blessing in disguise 4
wallster 3 years
Clegg faces power struggle as Larry the cat enters number 10 1
TerribleTim 3 years
Sun unleashes huge solar flare - Phew wot a scorcher 0
DiY 3 years
Police concern as ‘Pavement Burlesque’ craze takes city centres by storm 4
Skylarking 3 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Hookers_2.jpg The Police Federation has expressed ‘mild concern’ at the burgeoning Pavement Burlesque movement breaking out in city centres...

MPs commit Political Suicide 2
The Icon 3 years

In an unprecedented move guaranteed to cause outcry and outrage, members of Parliament were discovered slumped lifeless in the House of Commons, in the early hours., A spokesman for Dignitas...

As Britiains economy goes down the shitter George Osbourne denies 0
3 years

he has been fecally irresponsible...

Listing on Sex Offenders Register to to replace ASBOs as 'must have' accessory. 0
Doylem 3 years
After months out of the spotlight, Al Gore announces new series of Ted 0
3 years

ious lectures...

Danish police arrest ‘mad Prince’ over ‘Blonde in the Pond’ tragedy 4
Oxbridge 3 years

It was the mystery that had everything: love, intrigue, murder, insanity and feuding, all at the highest levels of society. But the drama that has fascinated all of Europe came to a swift conclusion...

Gattuso’s anger at treatment of Alex Reid spills over into Jordan attack 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Zinc can treat common cold but gold recommended for the more upmarket type 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Attempts to close North-South health divide 'have gone West' says report 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Iraq intelligence wasactually script of Austin Powers spin off reveals curveball 0
jm 3 years
Pro democracy riots spread to Luton 0
jm 3 years
Culture Secretary in Deed Poll Shocker 0
3 years
New cat in number 10, daddy-o 1
greg various 3 years

As a hep Cameron urges squares to join the beat society. "You've never had it so cool"...

Facebook now lets you fill your holiday photo albums with images from Google 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Archaeologist stumbles on ancient coins hidden underneath car-seat 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Berlusconi trial case : Prosecutor will have to make it stand up in court 0
Quaz 3 years

more later, oh yes, more, more, more, ohhhhhh!...