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Cameron's makeup assistant to the rescue, to spare his blushes....

as UK economy falters yet again...

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Jesse Bigg 19.05.12 12:32pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron insistant that coalition MP's.......

..must have a whipround to pay for his next little jaunt/skive...

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Jesse Bigg 19.05.12 12:14pm
Jesse Bigg
BBC defends Come Dine With Me narrator choice for main Jubilee event. 0
reforse 19.05.12 11:44am
reforse
Overweight opera singer delighted by Marks & Spencer 'Two for a Tenor' meal deal

More helpings soon...

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Smart Alex 19.05.12 11:05am
Mandy Lifeboat
Villagers scatter in fear as strangers bring fire to Cornwall. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 19.05.12 10:30am
beau-jolly
Olympic Torch relay stuck in slow traffic behind tourist caravan in Cornwall

The Olympic Torch got off to a slow start on its tour of Britian after getting caught behind Brian and Cynthia Jennings on the A30 in west Cornwall. The Stourbridge based Jennings' Ford Mondeo and...

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Mandy Lifeboat 19.05.12 9:58am
Thor
American election still basically about bum sex

The result of November's US presidential election is still on a knife-edge. Pollsters say that the nation is split right down the middle between those who think that the right of people with the same...

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Oxbridge 19.05.12 8:32am
Oxbridge
Cameron texts Obama about his Gr8 speech today 0
charlies_hat 19.05.12 7:28am
charlies_hat
Ferdinand

Roy Hodgson has again reiterated that he chose John Terry over Rio Ferdinand for ‘footballing reasons only.’, Speaking in defence of his selection Hodgson said, ‘John Terry is the finest...

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Hooch 19.05.12 12:51am
Hooch
Beckham and Olympic Committee Proclaimed Gods for Bringing Fire To Cornwall 1
thisisall1word 18.05.12 11:48pm
Ironduke
Olympic flame dies at passport control

"Name?", "David Beckham.", "David Beckham my arse. What's that in your hand?", "The Olympic flame.", "Olympic flame my arse. Put it out."...

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Boutros 18.05.12 10:32pm
Ironduke
Inventor of Ceefax fails to tick round to 86 0
charlies_hat 18.05.12 7:57pm
charlies_hat
Zuckerberg crestfallen as Facebook bought with Euros 1
Mandy Lifeboat 18.05.12 7:37pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Support YOUR police - commit easily detected, finable crimes

Are YOU worried about crime? Do you lay awake at night, trying to balance the costs of society breaking down, with the price of a bobby's helmet? Well, now YOU can help. Just follow Theresa May's...

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18.05.12 7:28pm
dvo4fun
Greek ATMs start begging

ATM machines belonging to Greek banks have started begging passers-by for money. Bank employees have reprogrammed the machines and skinny dogs are being attached to each machine...

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apepper 18.05.12 6:59pm
Skylarking
Old Saying: The shares in Spain go mainly down the pan 1
Stan 18.05.12 6:53pm
Skylarking
Isle of Wight to stage full state funeral for Colin McIntyre 0
Mandy Lifeboat 18.05.12 6:45pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Revealed! Rebekah Brooks and Simply Red one and the same person. 0
Maverick 18.05.12 6:40pm
Maverick
Peer of the realm arrested for taking incendiary device onto plane. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 18.05.12 5:51pm
dominic_mcg
New Royal Enclosure opened at Chester Zoo

After a long and difficult journey from the South of the country, the Queen and Prince Philip were finally released into their new enclosure at Chester Zoo today. Philip seemed to settle in...

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Nails UK 18.05.12 4:27pm
Mr Target
Police alerted as Rochdale priest opens takeaway 0
medici2471 18.05.12 3:54pm
medici2471
Olympic flame extinguished as 'no smoking' signs are illuminated 0
Haywood Manley 18.05.12 2:58pm
Haywood Manley
Ay Caramba! Los bandidos han robado todo el dinero. 1
Tomfinger 18.05.12 2:43pm
RickH
Adam Smith to tell Levison that emails were sent by an invisible hand 0
charlies_hat 18.05.12 1:48pm
charlies_hat
Tatchell criticises queen 0
nostra da mouse 18.05.12 1:30pm
nostra da mouse
cricket loving milliner invents 'fast bowler' 0
Underconstruction 18.05.12 12:54pm
Underconstruction
Women hate you if your poo doesn't stink, writes Daily Mail's Samantha Brick

Women hate other women who's poo doesn't stink, says a Samantha Brick article in today's Daily Mail. And the French women are the worst, the final version of the piece reveals. Brick (and a team of ...

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ronseal 18.05.12 12:48pm
Skylarking
Rebekah Brooks tops Sunday Times witch list 5
nickb 18.05.12 12:47pm
Underconstruction
Dave’s Rough Guide to Parenting

As Prime Minister, I believe that there is nothing more important than raising a child. All of society needs to pitch in and debate issues such as breastfeeding versus bottle feeding, rather than...

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Yikes 18.05.12 12:46pm
Underconstruction
Government defends 'Eastenders is about to start' texts aimed at new parents 0
Underconstruction 18.05.12 12:43pm
Underconstruction