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pere floza 22.11.13 11:59am
pere floza
'Noone should have to spend 30 years in South London" say shocked slave rescuers 1
cinquecento 22.11.13 11:33am
Chuggers claim Charity Commission. 1
bonjonelson 22.11.13 8:45am
Chinese Water Torture to become Spa Treatment

As all good things from the 50's must come to an end; Beijing officials have declared that torture, like the hula hoop and the songs of Doris Day, is no longer a reliable method for extracting...

Wrenfoe 22.11.13 4:13am
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Police getting down to the wire over disappearances

A spate of dangling footwear on elevated wires has given rise to fears of a vendetta against high-wire artists. Police have confirmed that there have been a growing number of reports relating to...

Dick Everyman 22.11.13 4:11am
Ref Minor
Sky announces new feature that will allow customers to record a live pause

Sky has announced that it has introduced a new feature that customers have been asking for since Sky + launched. New software will be downloaded to all Sky + customers allowing them to record a live...

city123 21.11.13 11:31pm
Editorial: Disgust as army regiment approach is rejected by dry cleaners

Editorial:Great Britain's armed heroes need more domestic support, writes [i]Rules The Waves[/i] Editor Dominic Flaps-St-Auskell. I've known Bunty since he was five. Literally. And when his Daddy...

newlandarcher 21.11.13 10:49pm
Psychopath sought after popular serial killer series DVDs found dismembered

Florida State Troopers and the US Federal Bureau of Investigation today announced a manhunt after the remains of numerous serial killer DVDs were found hidden behind a plasma television near Miami....

newlandarcher 21.11.13 9:48pm
Roy Hodgson in homophobia row after referring to German midfielders as ‘Benders’

Following on from the recent ‘space monkey’ row, England manager Roy Hodgson has found himself in further controversy after reportedly referring to two German players as ‘Benders’ during...

Vertically Challenged Giant 21.11.13 9:20pm
Mandy Lifeboat
" So, did Johnny Logan win Eurovision then ? " 0
rob box 21.11.13 7:44pm
rob box
Abandoned horse crisis turns into a mare 0
davetwojackets 21.11.13 7:06pm
Plane lands at wrong airport but luggage reaches destination on time. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.11.13 6:38pm
Christmas crisis looms due to increasing use of fairy lights on new cars

The strange fashion for decorative little spots of light on the front of new vehicles has led to a warning about a shortage of Christmas lights this winter. Seasonal high street retailers are...

Midfield Diamond 21.11.13 6:31pm
Midfield Diamond
Tie Rack collared by administrators 0
davetwojackets 21.11.13 6:27pm
English Independence Party claims 'we asked first'.

The EIP, at its annual conference in Leighton Buzzard, has again claimed that it asked first for independence and therefore Scotland could not be independent from England because England wanted it...

city123 21.11.13 6:14pm
John Cage heirs "owed millions in unpaid royalties by libraries" 0
sydalg 21.11.13 5:14pm
Miley Cyrus praised for her incredible twerk ethic 8
bonjonelson 21.11.13 5:12pm
John Cage fans; "Playing 4′33″ backwards reveals hidden message"

Fans of John Cage are convinced that 4′33″ contains a hidden message that's revealed when played backwards. One explained; "By playing it backwards and staring at a blank piece of paper at the...

apepper 21.11.13 5:11pm
Brit 'slightly shaken' after wobbling on his bike in Outer Mongolia

A British man is said to be 'getting on with things' after he momentarily lost control and almost fell off his pushbike in Outer Mongolia. The 35 year-old man from London, who has not yet been named,...

Robopop 21.11.13 5:11pm
Man Upsets Wife Deliberately to Sleep on Sofa and Watch Ashes

Derek Brown of Halifax has spent the last two weeks being deliberately obtuse and difficult to his wife of 15 years in the hope that she will make him sleep on the sofa downstairs – allowing him to...

james_doc 21.11.13 5:07pm
Sparks fly at angry AGM of Electrician's Union. 0
FOAD 21.11.13 5:02pm
American crime drama blamed for steep rise in number of stupid young people.

Researchers at the world renowned Institute for blaming America for Everything have today published the results of a survey (carried out by the Garnier Statisitical Deception Bureau) that showed that...

FOAD 21.11.13 4:58pm
Warning: Latest health advise may contain nuts 0
beau-jolly 21.11.13 4:39pm
Shortened Jeremy Kyle show gets straight down to the "Why 'er?" 0
beau-jolly 21.11.13 4:32pm
‘Foreign Office inquisition came as a complete surprise’ admits Spanish Ambassad

‘Foreign Office inquisition came as a complete surprise’ admits Spanish Ambassador Despite having been summoned to the Foreign Office twice before in the last two years, the Spanish Ambassador...

malgor 21.11.13 4:29pm
Lightsaber accident on Star Wars set sees C3PO cut 'Down to the Wire' 0
Flugelbinder 21.11.13 4:20pm
Long range forecast predicts Summer like weather in about 7 to 9 months time

The media have quickly seized on this by warning the public of inevitable chaos across the country, particularly the south of England., "Roads will be gridlocked, especially the A303 west bound"...

Flugelbinder 21.11.13 3:47pm
Global warming news to hot up in 2014, warn forecasters

The Met Office has issued alarming long-range forecasts of severe global warming stories expected to hit Britain in 2014., Between the months of March and September there will be widespread news...

NewBiscuit 21.11.13 3:46pm
Women "held as slaves for 3000 years" 0
NewBiscuit 21.11.13 3:44pm
Npower Call Worker admits "I work for evil"

One of the many pleasant, reasonable Geordie accented call workers employed by energy giant Npower today broke down and admitted "I work for evil." Gary Elliot, 29 of Gateshead today admitted "I...

blokefromstoke 21.11.13 2:53pm