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Germany says EU needs UK, "we can't agree on who else to all hate." 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:19am
MT Bucket
Cameron and Clegg go to RELATE to save marriage after latest spat. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:18am
MT Bucket
Clegg: "I don't want to live like 1950's housewife, I want a career" 1
MT Bucket 20.12.11 8:15am
writinginbsl
Cameron: "You don't have to be a Christian to live here but it helps" 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:16am
MT Bucket
Welcome, Glorious Pretender

In an attempt to avoid inbreeding, but still maintain the leadership virtues of being short, fat, vain, and intensely irritating to the South, the North Korean government has appointed Alex Salmond...

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middenview 20.12.11 12:49am
dvo4fun
Divorcing Couple Play Football on Christmas Day - 2

In a touching gesture of Christmas spirit, divorcing couple Joe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day, starting with a rendition of “Silent Night” before...

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Quaz 24.12.11 12:06pm
Oxbridge
Osborne confirms bankers must now pass "Go" before receiving bonuses. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.12.11 10:38pm
dominic_mcg
"Time for a woman to lead!" says Kim's widow, Ma Jong. 0
Iscariot 19.12.11 10:30pm
Iscariot
Pink Panther dies in prison after life of making crap cartoons. 0
MADJEZ 19.12.11 10:22pm
MADJEZ
I told you I was Kim Jong il

North Korean dictator pays final tribute to Spike Milligan...

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Quaz 23.12.11 11:18pm
Quaz
Brian Cox proves theory a particle physicist can be in many places at once 0
Runestone Cowboy 19.12.11 9:13pm
Runestone Cowboy
Angry onion farm workers surprise at appearance on South Korean TV 0
medici2471 19.12.11 9:05pm
medici2471
N.Koreans inconsolable as contents of 'Dear Jong' letter are broadcast...

"My dear adoring countrymen and women, It is a far better thing I do now than I have ever done. Please don't blame yourselves. You must understand that It's not you, it's me. Promise me you'll look...

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charlieworth 19.12.11 8:11pm
charlieworth
Christmas Cancelled as Kim Jong-Il is revealed as the real Santa Claus

The reason behind North Korea’s legendary paranoia was revealed as Kim Jong-Il died this morning and Christmas across the world had to be cancelled at short notice. ‘Father Christmas is dead, we...

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Immunis 19.12.11 7:55pm
Immunis
Cowell to judge in new series of ‘The Dictator Factor’ for North Korean TV

Simon Cowell has been signed up as the lead judge in North Korea’s search for a new supreme leader. The Dictator Factor will follow a number of Generals and Air Marshalls as they attempt to debate,...

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Immunis 19.12.11 7:14pm
Immunis
CIA claim ‘we were no where near Kim Jong-il when he was murdered’ 0
Immunis 19.12.11 7:13pm
Immunis
God particle discovery reveals evidence that God is really, really, small 0
Immunis 19.12.11 7:13pm
Immunis
Marketing team behind Incest by Paco Rabanne resign after poor sales. 0
reforse 19.12.11 6:44pm
reforse
Kim Jong-II set to rise again in 3 days time

More soon but definitely going down the route of a Jesus / Zombie...

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SimonJJames 19.12.11 6:14pm
SimonJJames
US Lease On English Language To Expire In 2012

A recently discovered contract dated around the end of the US War of Independence shows that the US's lease on the usage of the English language will come to an end in 2012.,  ,...

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SimonJJames 19.12.11 9:51pm
Username
Kim Jong-il successor named as Sepp Blatter 0
TerribleTim 19.12.11 5:41pm
TerribleTim
Kim Jong merrily on high - A Korean Khristmas Karol

(To the tune of Ding Dong merrily on high) Kim Jong-Il now has died,, In North Korea they're crying,, Kim Jong-un now will try,, To keep his army fighting....

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Perks 20.12.11 8:23pm
dvo4fun
Kim Jong Il dies of ronery-ness aged 69.

Harrowwwwww more soon...

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MADJEZ 19.12.11 5:20pm
MADJEZ
He was... The People's Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners

Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he's been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il. North Korean officials were apparently impressed by...

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ronseal 20.12.11 1:07pm
Al OPecia
Cops dismiss constraint tactics of rioting fisherman as different kettle of fish 0
button 19.12.11 4:38pm
button
Modern extreme doggers confirm they wouldn't stoop as low as a Krankie 0
simonjmr 19.12.11 4:26pm
simonjmr
Nick Clegg ponders if his work / life balance is right? 0
simonjmr 19.12.11 4:23pm
simonjmr
Obituary - Kim Jong-il

Kim Jong-il has today died at the age of 69 from, according to local media, a severe case of caring too much. A secretive figure, much of what we know about his life is cobbled together from official...

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Newsquelch 19.12.11 4:00pm
Newsquelch
Kim Nominated with Posthumous Oscar for role as Kim Jong-il

Yuri Irsenovich Kim is to be nominated for a posthumous Oscar and Life time achievement award at the forth coming 84th Academy Award Ceremony in February. Kim, who famously undertook the role of...

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A.Parody 19.12.11 3:47pm
A.Parody
Ten million versions of "I was Jong-il's double" published in North Korea. 0
dominic_mcg 19.12.11 3:02pm
dominic_mcg