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Big Society success as community choir takes control of meals on wheels service 2
Fin Robertson 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has hailed the success of his Big Society programme, citing the example of South Oxhley Community Choir, which has been appointed to provide local meals on wheels...

Mubarak to be UN "peace envoy" at UK derby matches 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Whatever the colour, allegiance, religious belief of UK football fans it will be my job to ensure that derby matches occur without incidence, and rival fans beating several shades out of each other....

Man goes into pub, doesn't do anything remotely odd 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Mubarak's Assets Frozen By The Swiss Government. No More Toblerone For Him Now. 3
Selma 3 years

Now Sharm El-Sheikh has gone down in history as a last 'resort', taking the accolade from Weston super Mare for the first time in 30 years. Oh no, sorry, wrong type of 'resort'. When told of this...

Groupon deies they ar a complete bunch of shits ,that will take another few 0
3 years
Jockey Club Upgrade Horseshoe Threat Level from 'Lucky' to 'Lethal' 2
pinxit 3 years

Neigh, neigh, thricetime neigh...

Valentine's Day - police called to stop fights at petrol stations 8
John Wiltshire 3 years
BAFTA wins BAFTA for Best BAFTA 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Saudi people demand reform as they realise their leaders are no great sheikhs. 4
wallster 3 years
"What goes around, comes around", admits Wall of Death operator... 0
Doylem 3 years
Gay couples win the right to bicker as much as heterosexual couples 0
Milo Shame 3 years

The UK’s Supreme Court has ruled that gay couples have as much of a right to huff, make a scene in a public place and not talk to their partner in restaurants but be over friendly with the waiter,...

Seedless Grapes face bleak future 0
3 years

Chilean Botanist Conseula Hanandes confirmed today that the Chilean captive breeding programme had failed. Speaking at the International Botanical Congress she warned that the much loved Seedless...

Critics says cuts mean the Big Society idea will be neither big nor clever 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Office of Fair Trading warns of hoopla stall scam 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Post Office counter staff plan strike ballot after go slow passes unnoticed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Justin Bieber Hits Puberty 8
Notmeno 3 years

NEW YORK - At the final stop on his tour of the North American continent, Bieber punched annoying guy, Rod Puberty. An on-stage dancer at the gig in Central Park said this: "This annoying guy who...

Rubbish bin 'not very good'. 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Belgium picks up Ben Ali on a Free 0
acwanaut 3 years

With the current flux in international dictators, Belgium has plunged into the transfer market and picked up Tunisia's Zine al-Abidine Ben Ali on a free transfer after his current deal expired in the...

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Gerontius 3 years

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Rooney fined for not spitting at all throughout a whole match 0
pinxit 3 years

Disgusting...

Jordan announces new book "Vajazzle" to launch in spring 0
simonjmr 3 years
B&Q to rent carparks after hours to doggers 5
simonjmr 3 years
'You've been on such a journey,' Holly Willoughby tells Neil Armstrong 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Sullen Mubarak calls Cairo demonstrators "Sphinxters." 6
rikkor 3 years
SAGA holiday resorts say that anyone caught sexting will be asked to leave. 0
wallster 3 years
Baby communicates through Twitter 6
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

In what's believed to be a world first a baby has communicated with her mum through the medium of Twitter. Baby Saffron aged 11 months received her first Blackberry (other devices are available) when...

Congress and White House Agree on SWAP 0
Woody Brown 3 years

WASHINGTON - The White House today announced an historic non-partisan deficit reduction agreement between the Obama Administration and Congressional Republicans. Aptly named SWAP (Stop Wasted...

Gleemed(sic)from horsingaboutcom 4
3 years

Boxer : I've been telling them for years no one would listen, Napoleon: Are you talking about Newbury? Shocking .So they ignored your carbon, composite shoes then ?, Boxer : Fucking...

When my game show career crashed I turned to terrorism says Dusty Bin Laden 6
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Britain's latest home grown terrorist is possibly the most shocking product of societal marginalisation ever. Once a happy, popular and generous game show mascot, life took an unexpected turn for the...

Ironic Twist as Scientology is Diagnosed as a Mental Condition 5
Notmeno 3 years

NEW YORK - Researchers at a New York university have found out that Scientology is a mental illness, ironically. Scientology is a somehow recognised religion in America (and Jedi isn't?!), exempting...