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Cameron admits practicing for PMQs by arguing with a 4 year old 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 16.12.11 12:48pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
BNP celebrate as Court rules only english immigrants to be allowed entry 0
medici2471 16.12.11 12:45pm
AA confirms - car exhaust pipe diameter inversely proportional to driver's IQ

irritating bastards....

medici2471 19.12.11 8:50pm
Ed Miliband ‘not even taken seriously at home’

In a candid interview Ed Miliband’s wife, Justine Thornton, has admitted that the Labour leader isn’t even taken seriously by his own family, and is held in contempt by his two young sons,...

Vertically Challenged Giant 17.12.11 3:27am
Delight as Grim Reaper finally appears in Sir Cliff Richard calendar

Economists may have already written 2012 off as being a year of depression and hardship, but the news this morning that the newly released Cliff Richard calendar will feature the demise of the 72...

kimllfixit 29.12.11 2:39pm
Donovan to dance on despite broken leg 0
Drylaw 16.12.11 12:24pm
Light relief from BBC News today "Staines to be removed from signs"... 1
Iamthestig 16.12.11 4:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
RIP rest of the world: Christopher Hitchens is no more 0
Clarky 16.12.11 12:03pm
Motorway death crash driver: "Radio 2's 'Sally Traffic' is responsible"

Jason Thurrock, the driver blamed for the August M2 crash, spoke about it today. "Police and traffic reporters, 'specially that Sally Boazman from Radio Two, bang on about jams caused by...

dvo4fun 17.12.11 9:56am
Al OPecia
Relations sour as France sends UK a Xmas card with a candle and a bauble on it

"We were expecting a maybe a serious Nativity scene at worst or maybe Salvation Army card, but this beggars belief - it's the ultimate indignation and almost a declaration of war" said William Hague...

simonjmr 16.12.11 11:39am
Report slams hospital dementia care 1
wallster 16.12.11 11:19am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Hospital dementia care "lacking and muddled" 1
simonjmr 16.12.11 11:38am
Brisk sales of 2013 diaries reported

Brisk sales of 2013 calendars reported as people seek to put gloomy 2012 behind them Despite the economic climate or perhaps because of it, retailers are reporting healthy sales of 2013 calendars a...

Stan 16.12.11 1:24pm
'Philadelphia' soft cheese producer required to sign Sex Offender Register

more news later...

dvo4fun 16.12.11 10:07am
Genetically-modified turkey available soon

“Market research told us that many people find turkey a very dry meat,” said a spokesman for Bernard Matthews, the biggest turkey farmer in the UK. “Our scientists set about developing a new...

Major Clanger 16.12.11 3:36pm
Major Clanger
After 22 years, M.C. Hammer announces it is now safe to touch this. 1
bonjonelson 16.12.11 9:58am
Wizzard apologises for making it Christmas every bloody day

Roy Wood, lead singer of the 1970s glam rock band Wizzard, has apologised for his role in ensuring that is now Christmas every day. Today, 38 years to the week since Wizzard hit Number Two in the...

Oxbridge 13.12.12 5:49am
God Particle Reveals "I don't believe in God"

More to follow...

PReady 16.12.11 10:36am

a seasonal offering

Son of Barnabas 16.12.11 8:59am
Son of Barnabas
First badger cull to be carried out by Sunderland fans. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 16.12.11 8:57am
John Ffitch-Rucker
1939-40: France declares war, runs around a bit

then surrenders to the Germans., 2011: France surrenders to the Germans, runs around a bit, then declares war of words...

John Ffitch-Rucker 16.12.11 8:53am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Badger militia group claims 3rd victim

The war against badgers took a backward step today as the Badger Rights Alliance (BRA) claimed it's 3rd victim in as many weeks. Clive Wormley a 48 year old cattle farmer from Staffordshire was...

wallster 17.12.11 10:07am
Awkward moment as Hitchens is welcomed by God with open arms. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 16.12.11 7:05am
Study Finds Young Adults Like Marijuana 0
Textbook 16.12.11 5:16am
Town in Kent to be twinned with Kentish Town 0
Nick McCarr 16.12.11 4:59am
Nick McCarr
Failed middle manager climbs Maslow's Hierarchy thanks to Newsbiscuit

Underachieving middle manager Justin Snood, 48, today finally scaled Level 5 of Maslow's Hierarchy after having his post on David Cameron and Scott of the Antarctic selected for the home page of the...

DorsetBoy 16.12.11 12:34pm
Unlicenced horse trainers to be reined in. 1
DorsetBoy 16.12.11 9:15am
Major Clanger
Jacques Chirac's memory loss momentarily cured as he pleads not guilty 1
irregular apple 16.12.11 9:32am
Major Clanger
France plotting to kick UK out of EU for playing 'Words With Friends' 0
irregular apple 16.12.11 1:48am
irregular apple
Dementia care in hospitals 'absent minded' 2
irregular apple 16.12.11 8:30am
John Ffitch-Rucker