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Police mistakenly arrest owner of male incontinence website leakywicks.com 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Wiki-Leeks: Confessions from the vegetable drawer 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Onions are bullies, turnips are dull...

Lazy physicist discovers does matter 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Based on the already done, "Married physicist discovers doesn't matter"...

Astronomers revise number of stars in galaxy from billions to gazillions 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Condoms would have stopped him wikileaking, claim Swedish victims. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Confusion in Sweden as rape victims not sure whether or not to pay for snacks + 1
Malcum eggs 3 years

transport costs for attackers...

british tourists survived shark attack unarmed 0
4ty2 3 years

according to daily mail. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1336517/Sharm-el-Sheikh-shark-attack-Photo-shows-blood-Egypts-Red-Sea.html probably in mix-up with russian tourist...

Lib Dems to vote unanimously for student fee rise. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Well, it is Christmas. And they are turkeys...

Criminal gang in east anglia found to be behind leaks 0
4ty2 3 years

by criminally exploiting migrant workers. They had to come up with the leaks whilst living in poor conditions and given extremely low pay. No wonder the leaks seem to have the quality of daily mail...

Wiki Witch of the West to star in Xmas Day drama 0
Iscariot 3 years

!! (comment from the Wiki Witch of the East)...

Students behind rise in Beer Coat sales say Portman Group 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Sorry - took it away - it's been done before 3
Ian Searle 3 years
Legal battle commences over pronunciation of Julian Assange's name 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Still in custody in the UK, Julian Assange is still refusing to acknowledge that he has to pronounce his own name any time soon. Solicitors in Sweden and the UK have locked legal horns claiming their...

Equal Rights Protesters build Snowlady 13
Rowly 3 years

But what is the difference?...

Manager Sacked for Poor Cliché Record 4
De-scribe 3 years

The surprise sacking of Newcastle United manager Chris Hughton yesterday has been justified by club owner Mike Ashley on the grounds of Hughton’s “appalling cliché record”. “Sure, Chris...

Wikileaks cables reveal US attempts to extradite British royal family. 5
dogwheels 3 years

The latest batch of Wikileaks cables have lifted the lid on persistent US attempts to extradite the British royal family to stand trial for the 1775-83 war. And the dispatches from the American...

Franklin family decides “time is right” to embrace Tesco’s ‘Finest’ range... 7
Doylem 3 years

Debbie Franklin, 36, from Darlington, spoke about this pivotal moment in her family’s history. “We had a family discussion, over dinner, and we’re all in agreement (apart from Nan, who’d...

Macdonalds introduce "Big Overcoat" 0
Rowly 3 years
Minutes Silence At Old Trafford Tonight Following Tragic Events in Weatherfield 0
De-scribe 3 years
Emergency fish n chip vans struggle to reach stranded Scottish motorists. 0
greg various 3 years

You'll have not had your tea...

Naughtie : "People in Buckminster Fuller glasshouses shouldn't throw stones". 0
Sigmund Freud 3 years
Brussel sprout shortage "Will ruin Christmas for millions" says spokesman 0
surdoux 3 years
Survey shows that Classical Musicians always slow down for Finale 0
Rowly 3 years

Most normal men speed up, but Violinist in particular, have shown a tendency to slow down for the last few Bars, with longer strokes & accompanying head movements., ( I haven't done it myself...

Jim Naughtie replaced as spokesman for Country Fresh deodorant. 1
bonjonelson 3 years

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Coronation Street ending branded as far fetched. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Exploding night clubs and crashing trams may just be allowable but Ken Barlows quiff was just taking the piss...

Stradivarius snatched from sandwich shop after player pops in for a minuet. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Boom boom!...

French library finds coded Leonardo da Vinci manuscript. Dan Brown 'gutted'. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Pizza Hut to ban all footballers from its chain of high class restaurants. 2
DiY 3 years
Kerb-crawlers 'concerned' over hoar frost 1
Mrblacker 3 years
Wizzard accused of mis-spelling own name for extra scrabble points 2
bonjonelson 3 years

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