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Bertie Wooster to lead UK "Drone's Club" Mission in Libya. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Emma Watson fails daily mail celebrity test 0
4ty2 3 years

The mail complaint about her inability to make headlines for her 21st birthday. After all, the papers depend on celebrities making a fool of themselves to sell papers that have otherwise nothing to...

Diana's ring too big for prepaid envelope, complains Kate. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Rooney offers to help cruise casualty 0
Sinnick 3 years
William concerned as James Hewitt and Will Carling buy houses in north Wales. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Super-Injunction protects the identity of ****** *******. More soon... 0
404 Not Found 3 years
Marouane Chamakh happy with terms in new contract. 0
Paddster98 3 years

Marouane Chamakh has finally put pen to paper on a brand new 5 year deal. At the press conference held at Arsenal Football Club Chamakh informed the watching fans and world wide supporters that, " It...

Government issues smug alert as UK enjoys unseasonal weather 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Remains of chariot blocking one-way street confirms Stone Age ‘sat-nav’ theory 6
jp1885 3 years

Controversial claims made by a historian that prehistoric man navigated his way across England using a crude version of sat nav based on stone circle markers, have seemingly been validated by the...

Libyan rebels 'seize border post' 0
virtuallywill 3 years This One...

Clark Kent granted super injunction to protect identity 0
beau-jolly 3 years
James Corden given gagging order: 'Say something funny, or else!' 0
John Wiltshire 3 years
iPad data inadvertently reveals Jobs' secret, underground lair 0
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Shakespeare wins Best Old Media Content Writer at the Digital Media Awards 0
ronseal 3 years

William Shakespeare has been recognised for his content writing skills by a prestigious panel of new media gurus. "He may have lived in the past, but that guy sure knew how to write engaging...

Bank holiday weather: “It'll probably rain”, says Eeyore 0
beau-jolly 3 years

BBC Scrap plan for David Gray chat show over fear that he would babble on... 1
Screenie 3 years

'Why, whywhywhywhy, why, why?' said a fan...

Super-injunction protects identity of teenage boy's imaginary girlfriend. 0
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Owners admit Hinckley Point’s ‘emergency shut-down system’ is the Severn Bore 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
iPhone owner finds hidden location data "depressing" 1
Andrew 3 years

Security experts revealed recently that Apple's latest iPhone software stores a log of all locations detected by the unit's GPS feature. This data, though not sent to Apple, can be accessed by...

Leaky boat manufacturer bailed out by river bank 0
beau-jolly 3 years
DWP: Thousands addicted to benefits 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Corset models feeling the squeeze 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Sterling jumps half a cent after being surprised 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Inappropriate relationships said to be on the rebound 0
beau-jolly 3 years
ONS: Floatation devices appear to be buoyant 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Toy retailers rally as rubber balls bounce back 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Man accidentally buys Worhol portrait 0
Screenie 3 years

'I wasn't there to buy this painting and so wasn't paying proper attention' explained Dave Chelsea from Chelsea who siffers from Myopia, 'I simply heard 'Warhol' and got excited, but the painting...

Ferdinand stalker sues Apple for 'copying' 0
3 years
Queen celebrates "a modern monarchy by handing out Maundy money 0
virtuallywill 3 years
“It just won’t bloody flush”, reports woman trapped in dinner party toilet. 17
DrTurmoil 3 years

Amy Higgins was in a race against time with the cistern of a lavatory in Surrey yesterday, after a single flush at an intimate dinner party for six proved itself not up to the job. Several minutes...