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Ming the Merciless Royal Wedding invite cancelled after human rights criticism 8
rickwestwell 3 years

The Supreme Emperor of the Planet Mongo has said he will not attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding on Friday because of local unrest on his planet. Emperor Kevin "Minging" T. Merciless...

The no to AV campaign too negative claim political experts 0
simonjmr 3 years
Female willingly has sex with Andrew Marr 0
ED209 3 years

Three times winner of the Sony 'Face for Radio' award Andrew Marr has stunned the world at large with the announcement that a member of the opposite sex has voluntarily had sexual intercourse with...

Swarovski release iPad rival 0
3 years

IT experts were taken by surprise by the release of an iPad rival from Swarovski today. The tablet, marketed under the name 'iGlass', is more expensive than the iPad, and considerably more shiny. ...

Boots the Chemist sue Apple over Tablet release. more soon 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Government investigators to scan Royal Wedding coverage for benefit cheats. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Cannonball stunt backfires. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
NHS to combat GP appointment shortages by introducing placebo doctors 1
evilsuperstar 3 years

The NHS has today announced that it has begun to role out a scheme which will see thousands of non medical practitioners introduced into surgeries across England and Wales in a bid to raise patient...

Wayne Rooney's call girl frolic wins him contract as new face of Pro-Active 0
ronseal 3 years

Wayne Rooney has bravely fought back over the loss of his Coke Cola endorsement contract. Last night he was celebrating long into the night, after being named as the new face of Pro-Active. [I'm off...

BBC decide to screen 'live' death of Andrew Marr's career this Sunday. 0
Milo Shame 3 years

(more soon)...

Admin error suspected as police investigate RAC rally 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Simon (or Janice) Moore soon...

Bury goalkeeper accidentally drops charges 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Bobby Moore soon...

Local man fears bunting, Union Jacks 'may not be ironic' 9
Golgo13 3 years

As the day of William and Kate's wedding draws near, concern is growing that the patriotic flags and knick-knacks being displayed in the cul-de-sac's front windows are a genuine show of royalist...

Stock news "Plenty of Fish" fends off advances from "The Lonely Planet" 0
Ian Searle 3 years
AV Referendum ballot papers have 'Couldn't Give a shit' box added. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Less soon hopefully...

Clark Kent granted superinjunction to prevent any other tickers being put up. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Pineapple Studios 'pop star' Andrew Stone still available for Royal Wedding. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Self deluded wannabe pop star Andrew Stone of Pineapple Dance Studios has issued a statement saying he would be available to sing at William and Kates wedding if required., 'I had expected them to...

Sado-masochist confused over gagging order 0
jp1885 3 years
Inverness man forced to admit Higgs-Boson error 0
Highlander 3 years

In yesterday's sensational news Mr DJ MacSporran of Inverness claimed he had found the elusive Higgs-Boson particle. This particle has been the holy grail of physicists for years now and could prove...

Media reporting 8 billion currently expected to watch royal wedding 0
dandare70 3 years
‘Streets filled with zombies’ fear as Playstation Network breakdown continues 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Syrian President flees but changes his mind when he reaches Damascus 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Vote Yes to AV. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Just testing...

Barclays sue Stephen Merchant after it turns out the squirrel is relevant 0
Pinhead 3 years
Increasing worries over men's level of porn intake 0
Screenie 3 years

A quarter of men are worried about the amount of porn they are watching on the internet with lower monthly download limits and higher quality, and therefore size, of the videos available being the...

Nation applies for Royal Wedding gagging order 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BBC not first to show a man’s slow death on TV say ‘Daybreak’ producers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Yorkshire boy given conference ovation ‘probably not the next William Hague’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Berlusconi commits Italian jets to Libya with promise of lots of ‘banga banga’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Afghan authorities still searching for Mohammed McQueen. 0
Stan 3 years