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Hague in emotional statement admits "I have no life" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In further exercpts from his statement he pleads with the nation to understand that "this sort of accusation is baseless as I have no shred of colour in my life. An extra-marital affair scores 6...

Final Big Brother contestant to be 'sacrificed' at end of series. 2
3 years

Channel 4 have today released plans to kill the last contestant of Big Brother at the end of it's final series as a sacrifice to their sacred daity, Davina McCall. The ritual killing will come at the...

Maryland siege - blue furry man demands 'Cooookiiiiieeee num num' 0
MADJEZ 3 years

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William Hague's wife f-ing livid... apologies Ffion livid. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Blair reveals, "I was Sue" 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Hague's adviser resigns over allegations he's The Stig. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Vague gay aide claim brigade plague Hague 0
wallster 3 years
Is your Journey really necessary? 4
Scroat 3 years
Psychopathic leader's memoirs decribe right hand man as nutter 0
la maga 3 years
Police budget cuts risk ‘some stones being left unturned’ during investigations 5
dicky37 3 years

Police forces across England and Wales no longer have the financial or manpower resources to ‘leave no stone unturned’ during criminal investigations, a senior police figure warned last night., ...

Majority of Mac users have second PC for porn 5
Jaffacakes 3 years

Are you the proud owner of a shiny Apple Mac computer? Are you a man aged between 14-70? Well if so, chances are you'll also be keeping a cheap and nasty Windows PC 'on the side' for the use of...

Parliament Failing To Properly Represent the Intelligence Make Up of Society 2
thisisall1word 3 years

Research carried out by the Joseph Rowntree Foundation has shown that Members of Parliament fail to reflect the broad range of intelligence of the British Isles. The findings show that, whilst the...

Hague denies wrong 'un accusations 1
simonjmr 3 years

"It's an eye watering prospect of working closely with my special advisor" said the former Tory Boy and now Foreign Secretary. More scandal soon -...

Private Eye sues as Lunchtime O'Booze announces 'I am The Swig' 5
pinxit 3 years

Earth tremors detected around Peter Cook's grave...

Beckham denies transfer speculation. 'It's a proper tattoo, done with a needle.' 7
pinxit 3 years
Blair's memoirs reveal he wanted to sack Brown for being a bad chauncellor 0
Basil_B 3 years

and catching him dogging with Cherie in a lay by just outside chequers didn't help matters either...

Seven dead after football club mistakenly employ a Vet as the physio 2
whickerman 3 years

“I didn’t do anything that I don’t do in my practice. They were rolling around in agony and screaming with pain. I stroked their ears, whispered a few reassuring words and then put them out of...

Cricket fixer fails to appear in court after visit from bloodgate doctor 0
simonjmr 3 years
"And your mother is a whore!" further extracts from Gordon Brown's memoirs soon 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Wales to introduce 'Troll Roads' through Snowdonia and other 5
Sharpehunter 3 years

pointless parts of the tourist loving (providing you don’t buy a holiday cottage) Welsh Countryside! Steeped in mythical legends and mystical magic, the land of fire breathing evil Dragons, runes,...

BBC in the dumps over High Court Stig ruling 1
simonjmr 3 years
Blair : "You can't accuse me of Brown nosing" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Despite no link with terrorism, Blair still sorry about the ban on fox hunting. 0
Basil_B 3 years
The Stig revealed to be German, Weißer Sturzhelmmann...and not me 1
Iamthestig 3 years
Minera San Esteban Primera,said today there would be no extra pay for 7
arrghgarry 3 years

the miners trapped underground ,in fact they would not be getting paid at all.As they were not be productive to say the least.As the world can see they playing cards ,videogames dancing ,singing,...

Highways Agency Pavement Budget Cuts Cause Chaos for Ministry of Scilly Walks 1
mugwump 3 years
Heavey breathing,by Alan Bentnett. 3
sloopzz 3 years

Act 1 scene 3., Pete the trainee phone pervert nervously makes his first ever dirty phone call., Ring ring ring ring rin.., Women.Hellohello, Pete.Hhhuuurrhhhh.huurrhhhh..harrrrrrhh..haarrrhhhhhh...

Tesco launches new Value range of teachers as new term begins 0
Figroll 3 years

Supermarket giant Tesco is marking the start of the new school term by launching its new Value range of teachers. The line is,aimed at cash-strapped government ministers who can no longer afford the...

The broom sanctuary.by Alan Bentnett. 1
sloopzz 3 years

Act 4 scene 9., Father Dermot Boil a retiered priest and recluce,shows a reporter around his broom shelter,a charity and place of safety for abandoned unwanted and unloved brooms., Boil,and this is...

Far From The Maddening Brown 2
IABP 3 years

A young politician, Gabriel Blair leaves the pop world behind and begins a journey to the top job in the land. He falls in love with Cherie Everdene, an ambitious greedy women. A kind of Lady Macbeth...