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Met office to divest "BBQ Summer" brand to concentrate on "Big Freeze" 0
rikernumber1 3 years

The Met office have announced today that they are to divest their "BBQ Summer" brand in order to concentrate on their more successful "Big Freeze" product. "It's doing really well" said a Met office...

It gets worse... Even England’s Fifa representative voted for Russia... 0
Doylem 3 years
No World Cup but at least we have freedom of speech, say BBC Panorama twats 0
Des Custard 3 years
England regrets 'not taking the hint' from Eurovision 0
Moggsy 3 years
Saudia Arabia invites US conservatives for its burgeoning abstinence tourism 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Al Qaeda admits responsibility for current UK snowfall. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
RBS cleared of wrongdoing by FSA 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Next The Food standards authority is to investigate Gas prices...

Russia's kitsch winning pitch: "Smaller world cup trophies inside each other" 0
thackaray 3 years
Microsoft announces plans to convert manual typewriters into keyboards 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Ed Miliband - "Another failure for this coalition government" 1
MC One R 3 years

[We have only hosted/won the World Cup when Labour are in power.]...

US Army admits rescuing kidnap victims with grenades is not a good idea. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Russia presented most convincing case: “No World Cup, no oil, no arguments”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Jubilation as UK selected to stage 2015 UK general election 1
Skylarking 3 years

Feel like I should write an article to go with this one, but beggered if I know enough about FIFA and footie in general to take this much further. So I throw down the gauntlet to the rest of you....

England pleased to see the back of their hooligans for weeks again 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
England’s new team song: “Nobody likes us, we don’t care”... 0
Doylem 3 years
What factors swayed Blatter? That's the billion rouble question! 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
England miss out hosting competition they have no chance of winning 0
Grover 3 years

England will not be hosting the 2018 FIFA World Cup, it has been announced. The relatively small nation which invented Association Football but only plays at a mediocre level put in a competitive bid...

England wins right to lose 2018 World Cup 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years

To the delight of thousands of England football supporters yesterday, FIFA president Sepp Blatter announced that England had been chosen as the first-choice nation to lose the 2018 World Cup....

Cameron forms a coalition with Emir Hamad bin Khalifa ath-Thani. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Blatter says' If only Beckham would swallow then the world cup is Englands' 2
Basil_B 3 years
Beckham: “Qatar, a great footballing nation, wherever it is”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Recalculating England’s misery: 52 years of hurt by 2018, rising to 56 by 2022. 0
Doylem 3 years
Benylin, Vicks and Lockets to sponsor the 2022 world Cup in Qatar. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Catarrh sufferers ecstatic to be awarded 2022 World Gobbing Cup 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Horse's head in a bed swings World Cup to Russia 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
'Russian Dolls are Full of Themselves' Claim England WAGs 1
De-scribe 3 years
"Where was James Blunt this time?" frustrated England World Cup Team exclaim. 2
bonjonelson 3 years

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Football came home, but just for a shit, shave and shower. Next stop, Moscow... 1
Doylem 3 years
Nick Clegg - "I told them they should have let me help" 0
MC One R 3 years
Russian envelope wins the bid 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years