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Olympic Stadium to be "truly multipurpose" according to revised plans. 0
grottymonty 3 years

Under new plans revealed today the Olympic stadium will now be shared by Tottenham, West Ham and Leyton Orient. Lord Coe explained” we asked them to sort it out between themselves, so now...

Knight to see you, to see you knight 0
Clarky 3 years
King Arthur to lose Legend status after lack of recognition from Yoof TV 0
ronseal 3 years

A media panel including Janet street Porter, Dick and Dom and Jordan has ruled that King Arthur, one of Britain's oldest legends, is to be stripped of his status. The panel gave a number of reasons....

Mervyn King releases latest inflation figures 0
tedweasel 3 years

Being paid peanuts now the preferred option...

Liam Fox – sideways move to Rear Admiral hinted by PM 0
witless 3 years

or by tomorrow...

OC/DC, world’s tidiest rock band, “may cease touring”. 18
nickb 3 years

The electro-death-metal hit machine OC/DC, may cease live performance after a row with its tour management in Cincinatti, Tuesday. Bassist Chuck Bird refused to play after a hotel room shower...

Government calls on FA to offer more realistic bribes after World Cup bid. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Bigots ‘can marry each other' 1
Zadok the second 3 years

The government has said it is committed to changing the law in England and Wales to allow bigots and homophobes to get married. This follows last months u-turn when the Prime Minister announced that...

Harmful leak from Plumbers Union HQ plugged 0
witless 3 years

young Dutch boy claims credit...

Fox News: Fox new muse snoozed 0
apepper 3 years

Fox News has exclusively revealed that Liam Fox had a friend sleeping at his house during a burglary. The headline writer is subject to a doctor's report...

David Laws tipped as new Defence Minister 0
Scroat 3 years
Military expert praises masterly tactics of ‘Minister of Defensiveness’ 0
Clarky 3 years

A military expert has praised Liam Fox’s handling of the current press skirmishes, calling him ‘an excellent Minister of Defensiveness’ and a ‘master of ducking and diving, almost on a par...

Radio News to warn listeners about items with flash photography 4
nickb 3 years

A familiar TV news catchphrase is to make its way onto radio, warning listeners about upcoming reports that feature the sounds associated with flash photography. A BBC spokesman said last night...

Wheelchair hits eel pair and kills oper 0
RJWinter 3 years
Werritty tipped as new defence minister 1
roybland 3 years
Mad cow disease returns to IOW (or is it all just show?)-Off The Record Reports 4
RJWinter 3 years

I must say, I was very much looking forward to my long weekend on the island., Upon leaving the boat, I decided to take it slow and load up a pipe before jumping in a “ta'i” [taxi] to take me to...

Man with date of birth tattooed on arm beginning to fear he’s showing his age 7
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years
Afghan opium production 'at all time high" 1
simonjmr 3 years
UK and U.S. special forces free Woolwich Ferry 2
witless 3 years

British and U.S. special forces staged a daring raid to free the Woolwich Ferry which had been hijacked by pirates off the coast of North Woolwich today. The pirates surrendered and were arrested...

John Craven to Host the X-Tractor. 4
delightfullyodd 3 years

FORMER Newsround presenter and all round countryfile good guy John Craven has been announced as the host of BBC's new reality show The X-Tractor. Expand on this perhaps folks?...

Supreme Court rules that forced marriage is to be encouraged 0
medici2471 3 years
Desperate Blackberry users switch to conference pears 1
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Gringotts - "Wizards to Switch to Euro" 1
apepper 3 years

In a surprise announcement, the wizarding bank Gringotts has announced that the Galleon is being discontinued and in 2014 the wizarding community will switch to the euro. "I know it seems a bad...

Squirrel Hedge Fund Leader Claims "This is the Wrong Time To Stockpile Nuts" 2
thisisall1word 3 years
Fox buggered by accusations 1
witless 3 years

Liam Fox today questioned the reporting of a [s]buggery[/s] burglary which took place in his flat around the time of the General Election. “My wife was stranded in Hong Kong due to the volcanic...

Prime Ministers questions to include 5 minute reality TV discussion every week 0
Iamthestig 3 years

In a bid to be more street, our elected members will discuss the X factor, Strictly come dancing, big brother, Katie Price and any other tat that passes for entertainment, as these are the real issue...

"Don't Ask ,Don't Tell" unacceptable response to MoD probe 0
medici2471 3 years
Ban on 1500m and 800m runners from attending 2012 Olympics slammed as racist. 0
wallster 3 years
Africa to hold Band Aid concert for poverty stricken UK 9
Perks 3 years

The governments of Ethiopia, Kenya and Somalia are to hold 3 simultanious concerts for the poor and needy families in the UK. One official told us that he realised something had to be done when he...

The Sweeney Series 8 Episode 4 0
Drylaw 3 years

"Hello, Liam." "Hello, Mr Regan." "Excuse George and I barging in like this but we had a whisper you might be up to something..comprende?" "Me Mr Regan? You should know better than that. I've...