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Lib-Dems to offer membership fee rebates after widespread policy mis-selling.

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ianrbland 23.02.12 9:38am
Sinnick
Barratt Homes owners to be officially classified as "Travellers" 0
yussle 23.02.12 9:35am
yussle
Florists slam cyclist road safety initiative 'Bad for business, bad for Britain' 0
dvo4fun 23.02.12 9:13am
dvo4fun
Women window cleaners storm about glass ceiling

Hundreds of female window cleaners have complained about the glass ceiling in their industry; "Whoever thought of that needs their head testing.", complained Wendy Lean...

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apepper 23.02.12 8:57am
apepper
Legumes arrested in nitrogen fixing scandal 7
Psycadelic Squirrel 23.02.12 8:49am
ronseal
Probe into abortion claims

The Department of Health launches an inquiry into claims that doctors agreed to carry out abortions on the grounds the the baby was ginger. More soon...

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ianrbland 23.02.12 8:40am
ianrbland
Silicon valley running out of things to do with the Internet 0
Dumbnews 23.02.12 3:04am
Dumbnews
Breakthrough technology modernizes building demolition industry 0
Dumbnews 23.02.12 2:59am
Dumbnews
Man perched on ledge of tall building threatens to leave facebook 1
Dumbnews 22.02.12 10:55pm
FlashArry
Cherie Blair claims she's been hacked 'mainly around the face'

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Perks 22.02.12 10:32pm
FlashArry
Man with bad feet disappointed with town's Corn Exchange 6
Perks 22.02.12 10:28pm
FlashArry
Wikileaks forced to shut down after posting Scooby-doo plot spoiler.

"Mr. Assange has just overstepped the mark this time" said one disgusted web user. "I'm all for freedom of speech and betraying state secrets and that, but this is a truly hateful act of spite. He...

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ianrbland 22.02.12 10:09pm
ianrbland
Greece declares itself Turkish province again

In an unprecedented move yesterday, the Government of Greece has negated its Constitution, and has declared itself part of Turkey., "It's funny, but when we checked back over the declaration of...

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FlashArry 22.02.12 10:06pm
FlashArry
Vox pop respondents 'can't put into words' what's 'indescribable'

Many people interviewed by reporters in the street say they just can't find the words to answer the question they're asked. 'It's hard to put into words,' said Bill Smith (56) when asked by a local...

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roybland 22.02.12 10:04pm
roybland
Frank Carson final gig, may contain traces of arson 0
medici2471 22.02.12 9:44pm
medici2471
Merger between Tesco and Morrisons - latest rumours discounted

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ianrbland 22.02.12 9:44pm
ianrbland
Sunday Sun to close after element of truth found in lead article.

"Clearly this so called "element of truth" was included in error" said a spokesperson for N.I. "We are worried that it was obtained by methods not approved of at the Sun e.g. journalistic inquiry. We...

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ianrbland 22.02.12 8:32pm
arthurminnit
Strauss-Kahn sex scandal inspires new TV Game Show : "Call My Bliff" 2
Gourd Almighty 22.02.12 7:50pm
Gourd Almighty
Stallion rushed to vets after having a ride off Lorraine Kelly 0
Marko 22.02.12 7:35pm
Marko
Latest smart phones to feature "predictive capabilities".

And we don't mean predictive text. An anonymous source has told industry watchers that the latest chip developments will feature psychic abilities, endowing the phones with a fledgling intelligence,...

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ianrbland 22.02.12 7:23pm
ianrbland
New horror flick based on true events from an online review 0
Dumbnews 22.02.12 5:17pm
Dumbnews
Nurses must sign "Dignitas" code 0
simonjmr 22.02.12 4:17pm
simonjmr
Predictive text: "Ducking annoying" 0
beau-jolly 22.02.12 2:42pm
beau-jolly
Home Office report finds sex offender prisons to be "institutionally rapist" 7
dvo4fun 22.02.12 2:25pm
lucas
Japanese industry embraces shift to Midlands quality system 'Fuckit-That'lldo'

Once famed for their quaintly logical approach to quality engineering, Japan has at last caught up with the times and is promising to do a more 'half-arsed' job in future. Industry insiders have...

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22.02.12 2:23pm
lucas
TV chat show without Daniel Radcliffe breaks all viewing records

The BBC's radical decision to broadcast a chat show not featuring the diminutive Harry Potter star appears to have paid off. Viewers, bored to the back teeth with Radcliffe plugging his new film...

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Son of Barnabas 22.02.12 2:20pm
Son of Barnabas
Allotment holders suspected of plotting 0
beau-jolly 22.02.12 2:19pm
beau-jolly
Man caught on CCTV doing nothing sinister

Security guards were perplexed when, as they watched Mr. Arthur Bramhall of Chorley Wood on CCTV cameras he appeared to do absolutely nothing out of the ordinary for at least 40 minutes before they...

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ianrbland 22.02.12 1:52pm
Midfield Diamond
Peter Pan to spearhead Hollywood war on piracy

The war on piracy took another dramatic turn today after the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) announced that Peter Pan will be spearheading their latest anti-piracy campaign. Pan is seen...

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lucas 22.02.12 1:41pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson Marionette Zombie Dance at Brits 'Too Soon'

A macabre and chilling tribute to the King and Queen of pop at tonight's Brits was deemed as 'too soon' by shocked audience members. A bizarre marionette system was set up over the lifeless zombie...

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SimonJJames 22.02.12 1:38pm
Vertically Challenged Giant