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Charles and Camilla agree to pay everyone's tuition fees. More soon. 1
red 3 years

"Faced with the prospect of missing the Royal Variety performance, we simply didn't have a choice," said the heir to the throne, and his wife agreed. They will now be going to Bermuda to take some...

Drunken Wife-Beating Ex-Footballer Guilty Only of ‘Playful High Jinx’ 2
De-scribe 3 years

The country breathed a collective sigh of relief today as the nation’s favourite daft lad escaped with a suspended sentence for his latest bout of innocent japery. Dave ‘Dazza’ Davies was...

News agencies adopt Facebook's "Top News" algorithm for news selection 0
Dumbnews 3 years

I know this is not funny, but there is something odd about that mysterious "Top News" algorithm...

Nick Clegg resolves not to make any New Year resolutions. 3
Stan Laurel 3 years

After a challenging year in which he has been accused of breaking every single promise that he has made, Nick Clegg has pledged that he will definitely not be making any New Year Resolutions, or if...

Freezing condition criticism sees Scottish Councils failing to "grit" teeth 0
thackaray 3 years
Peter Sutcliffe - the Yorkshire Ripper - released by the Court of Appeal 0
Poecheng 3 years

Today, the Court of Appeal, quashed the conviction of Peter Sutcliffe known as the Yorkshire Ripper. The Lord Chief Justice quashed his convictions for the murder of alleged prostitutes in South...

battle of stirling-grit to be won thanks to army effort 0
4ty2 3 years

and onset of warmer weather...

Lifeguard: "Oi, no suicide bombing in the Islamist Jihadist gene pool" 0
thackaray 3 years
Met defend deployment of Camilla to quell student violence 1
roybland 3 years

as more effective than water cannon...

Parents Protection Act can be cited for "banning" School Nativities 0
thackaray 3 years

The Information Commission Office (ICO) has issued guidance to parents that saves them from "watching" their children performing in the School's nativity play. The Commisioner said, "Parents have...

Bullingdon Club veteran slams student violence 0
roybland 3 years
Universities report: Lecture attendance 'unaffected' by strike action. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
John Lennon would have been 100 today. 5
rikkor 3 years

Oh no, sorry. I meant Yoko Ono is 105 today...

Nick "watch my lipds"Clegg says he is no Jeremy Hunt. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Julian Assange asks not to be put with the snitches 1
Malcum eggs 3 years
Wikipeaks leader now regrets making a joke of Angela Merkel and where she might 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

want his penis...

Rise of ebooks brings concern that children are losing traditional Google skills 8
rickwestwell 3 years

Academics are worried that the surge in popularity of e-book readers is causing a catastrophic loss of Google search skills, which may mean a chronic shortage of research expertise in the next...

MPs demonstrate at Universities over cut in expenses 4
Alixir 3 years

In a remarkable tit-for-tat battle, MPs yesterday gathered at Universities across the country to protest at the reduced monies they were able to claim for through the MPs' Expense Scheme. "It's...

REM to re-record classic for middle-age fanbase "Everything Hurts". More soon. 24
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
China strengthens lead in heavy metals industry with acquisition of Metallica 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Pardew in "You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" early cliche 0
Alixir 3 years

More to follow or not...

Alan Partridge named as Newcastle manager 0
Scroat 3 years

More soon. A-hah...

Angry scenes as students prevented from returning home to watch Countdown. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

"Wild horses can't stop me watching Countdown" said one protester shortly before being driven back by a mounted police officer...

Students burn Parliament Sq. peace camp in protest against fees 0
ramblesnake 3 years
Danger in the Thames as jellied eels turn nasty. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Hot on the heels of the shark attack news in Sharm El Sheikh comes the disturbing news of jellied eel attacks in the River Thames., Reports of attacks by the eels have been coming in from fishermen...

Accurate Biography Discovered on Wikipedia 1
De-scribe 3 years
Self-made man falls apart laughing. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
'Server Taking Too Long to Respond' at McDonalds is Nothing to do with Anonymous 3
IABP 3 years

Think I'll shove another in here to save space and write it as I go along. Queen Surprised that None of the Recipients are Footballers at Bravery & Hero Medals Ceremony. The Queen was busy...

Lady Gaga put on display by Madame Tussauds after waxwork leaves. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Protesting second year geography students not in a scuffle with police. 1
DiY 3 years

Police have responded by sending no officers to a group of second year geography students from the University of Wales protesting about tuition fees outside of M&S in Bangor., This is the second...