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Apple to launch electronic thought-generator: the i-Dea 5
Son of Barnabas 3 years

(with thanks to Mr Blackanddecker for prompting the idea)...

Jaques Tati revealed as Scottish potato grower 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Mare later...

New study says rentable German liver sausage is the leased wurst option 9
ronseal 3 years
Marvel Comics Announces Death Of Stan Lee 11
Textbook 3 years

Superhero comic veterans have experienced the deaths of all sorts of key characters such as Superman, Batman, Captain America and recently the Human Torch. Invariably the shock of these storylines is...

Parents to bail out children once again 0
Flashman 3 years

In a scene all too familiar, parents are dipping into their nest-eggs to bail out their kids. In a report that will have cost the NHS the price of 100 hospital beds, a survey reveals that as children...

Amy Winehouse Foundation announced, for heroin addled complexions. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Green group attempts to block out the sun (working title) 0
snorkyadams 3 years

Washington DC: Supporters of alternative energy lobby group Americans For Long Term Renewable Energy have flocked to the nation’s capital this week, calling on congress to introduce legislation...

Duchess of York’s finances revived by bottled tears deal 0
Milo Shame 3 years

In a final move to stave off complete bankruptcy and to reverse her financial fortunes, Sarah Ferguson has struck a deal with an American fragrance company to bottle and sell her own tears. Chip...

Experimental rejuvenation treatment still trying to iron out the wrinkles 3
beau-jolly 3 years
Ed Milliband's nose operation has unfortunate consequences 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Berlusconi evicted from Presidential Palace - moves to a bunga bungalow 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Dracula Towers reopens after £47 million revamp 1
Son of Barnabas 3 years
Liam Gallagher: "Noel's a ****ing **** and he ****s ****ing *****ers in ****ery" 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years

Answers on a postcard to:, Noel's House party, Crinkly Bottom, IOW...

WD & HO Wills to sponsor new Tobaccalaureate exams 0
Son of Barnabas 3 years
One-year countdown begins to world dwile flonking championships in Cowes 2
Son of Barnabas 3 years

An exciting event is being held on the Isle of Wight today to mark the start of the 2012 dwile flonking championships in one year's time. The Girting Chamber in the Flonking Field just outside Cowes...

Pippa Middleton launches ‘Arsebook’ - 2 32
Dick Everyman 3 years

Following in the footsteps of her family’s successful internet shopping business, Pippa Middleton has launched her new social networking website ‘Arsebook’, hosted by international internet...

George W Bush to advise Norwegians on Anti-Terrorism strategy 0
Tom55 3 years

From a spokesman for the Prime Minister, "We have spoken to the President and he has made some valuable suggestions, based on his impressive success rate in fighting terrorism post 9/11. Suspending...

Kandahar turban bomber fails to get into heaven... 2
be reasonable 3 years

‘the man has no head for heights,’ says Allah...

Research: smacking naughty children makes behaviour worse... 0
be reasonable 3 years

Smacking their parents far more rewarding...

Lord Sugar Regrets Wasting Perfect Porn Star Name On A Business Career 3
Textbook 3 years
"Big Brother" banned from Google Plus for pseudonym 0
Andrew 3 years

Privacy advocates were celebrating today when it was announced that the notorious spy "Big Brother" had been banned from Google's new social network for using a pseudonym. Google initially changed...

Belgrade newspaper claims Winehouse died a week before, on stage 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
BBC is not, is not, not, over manned, manned, manned, chorus 100 spokespeople 0
ronseal 3 years
MOD cuts latest: Land mines to be replaced by loose Lego bricks. 7
Al OPecia 3 years

Further news of restricted budgets has emerged from the MOD today. Mr Ivor Smith, an MOD spokesman announced that "whilst aware that there is an operational requirement to secure areas whilst not...

Maverick academic questions authorship of Jordan’s novels 3
Re Pete 3 years

Mary Childs, an outspoken professor of early-21st century history at Cambridge University, has sparked academic furore by casting doubt on whether Katie Price, the most well-regarded author of the...

Lonely astronaut seeks down to earth gal 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Proof of time travel impossibility prompts radical overhaul of Dr Who 13
pere floza 3 years

As physicists in Hong Kong proved that photons cannot exceed the speed of light, thereby eliminating the possibility of time travel, producers of BBC’s Dr Who have embraced the need for an overhaul...

UK recognises Anders Behring Breivik as new Norwegian Head of State. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Public sector worker sends the gold-plating on his pension to 'Cash4Gold.' 0
Corrigan 3 years
Shock at Credit Today awards as ‘Big John’ wins alternative lender of the year 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

There was a huge upset at the 2011 Credit Today awards as, widely expected to retain the title won in 2010, lost out to self-styled independent businessman ‘Big John’ from Liverpool....