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medici2471 23.05.12 11:26am
medici2471
Inventor of Remote Control gets to see what's on the other side

Have we covered all the angles yet?...

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seymour totti 23.05.12 11:14am
seymour totti
Body of remote control inventor lying in state on arm of living room chair

Thought I'd join in...

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Haywood Manley 23.05.12 11:07am
Haywood Manley
Egyptian election "free and Pharoah"

More follows...

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apepper 23.05.12 10:09am
apepper
Polley life support switch off error as nurse sits on remote 0
medici2471 23.05.12 9:41am
medici2471
Olympic Torch Runner put up for auction on E-Bay

A 43yr old Swindon man who carried the Olympic Flame through his home town has been advertised for sale on-line. Malcolm Walton, who is a VAT accountant by trade, was delighted to have been selected...

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seymour totti 23.05.12 9:37am
seymour totti
Government to introduce Herod plan to reduce childcare cost

The government is expected to introduce the controversial Herod plan to reduce childcare costs. "For families with one child, we expect costs to be slashed.", said a spokesman...

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apepper 23.05.12 8:44am
apepper
Family of remote control inventor fighting over possesion of body. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 23.05.12 8:43am
Sinnick
Robot fish caught and served with computer chips

More later...

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V Riddoch 23.05.12 8:15am
Sinnick
New monopoly edition to feature community trigger square

More later...

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V Riddoch 23.05.12 8:04am
V Riddoch
Zara Phillips horse already for sale on Ebay 0
charlies_hat 23.05.12 7:54am
charlies_hat
Inventor of DIY says the idea came to him shortly after puberty. 0
weematt 23.05.12 7:40am
weematt
Di Matteo denies "cynical gardening" at Chelsea Flower Show.

Members of Chelsea's elite gardening squad are at the centre of a flurry of potentially damaging allegations related to their conduct at the RHS Chelsea Flower Show. These include dangerous pruning...

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nickb 23.05.12 7:37am
nickb
UK banking system to be taken off state benefits and forced to work. 0
Thor 23.05.12 7:14am
Thor
Merkel to reintroduce DeutschMark to stabilise economy and end the Euro crisis

and declares the pound to be half a kilogram...

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4ty2 23.05.12 7:05am
4ty2
ASBOs to be scrapped to stop them being sold on Ebay

Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that ASBOs will be phased out in response to public criticism that recipients are selling them on Ebay. ‘Being nominated for an ASBO should be seen as an...

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ianslat 22.05.12 11:03pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Great British Menu wins award for "most amount of obscure 2012 references" 0
quango 22.05.12 10:45pm
quango
People selling Olympic flames on Ebay

Olympic torch bearers have created controversy by placing Olympic flames on Ebay. "I sold the torch and got quite a wad so I thought, why not the flame? I used the torch to light the gas hob and...

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apepper 22.05.12 10:17pm
dvo4fun
Scientists name a new species of talking primate – the Articulated Loris 3
Sinnick 22.05.12 7:18pm
Thor
NICE guidance recommends 'having sex' as most effective infertility treatment 0
Mandy Lifeboat 22.05.12 6:44pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Tesco launch 'space home delivery' service

With the first commercial cargo ship heading for the International Space Station (ISS), Tesco has announced the launch of it’s own ‘space home delivery service’. This will allow the crew aboard...

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Perks 22.05.12 6:28pm
Perks
Roman Abramovich sacks Roman Abramovich

Following Chelsea's Champions League success, Roman Abramovich has fired himself. "It has become something of a tradition that someone gets sacked when our Champions League campaign comes to an end....

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seymour totti 22.05.12 6:20pm
Clare Ellen
Obama tells Cameron to "give him 3 rings" to say he's home safely

At the recent G8 summit, Britain’s 'special relationship' with America rose to new levels when Barack Obama told David Cameron to "give him 3 rings" to say he'd made it back to the hotel safely....

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seymour totti 22.05.12 6:17pm
Clare Ellen
Cat left homeless after metal thieves steal hot tin roof 0
Underconstruction 22.05.12 6:10pm
Underconstruction
Camera crews threaten to televise Diamond Jubilee in sick pay dispute stunt 1
Skylarking 22.05.12 6:09pm
Clare Ellen
Community trigger plans in chaos after six people complain about Theresa May 0
Underconstruction 22.05.12 6:05pm
Underconstruction
New Chelsea home shirt will incorporate sown-on winners medal

Chelsea Football Club have unveiled the latest weapon in their quest for global domination, in the form of a shirt which already has a winners medal attached., Fans have been snapping up the...

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Underconstruction 22.05.12 5:47pm
Underconstruction
Trucker Barry Wilson completes day 35 of the Olympic Breakfast relay.

Barry Wilson from Rotherham has just completed day 35 of his London 2012 Olympic Breakfast relay. The 43 year old delivery driver is on a 70 day tour of the UK, stopping at every Little Chef en...

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wallster 22.05.12 5:20pm
Perks
BBC ‘Fountain Pen’ story proves skiving workers will “literally read anything"

Currently at number three on the ‘Most Read’ list, the BBC’s piece on the rising popularity of fountain pens is being quoted by commentators as conclusive evidence that UK workers are prepared...

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grumblechops 22.05.12 3:36pm
beau-jolly
‘Community trigger’ to be used to fire ‘community rubber bullets’ 0
ianslat 22.05.12 2:34pm
ianslat