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Rick Perry told to 'go home to Texas', but he 'can't remember where it is...Oops 0
JD 4 years
'Judge me on my music,' says Bieber. 'Er, on second thoughts...' 0
Oxbridge 4 years
Mother uncomfortable with watching violent movies buys new armchair 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Dawn French weight loss - house prices unaffected says Mail 0
nickb 4 years
Mike Ashley to be renamed "Cunty McFuckface." 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Tevez flees before UK border control improves 0
CJWorkman 4 years

Carlos Tevez has further embarrassed himself by missing training to escape the country before the border control row results in more attention given to those entering and fleeing the UK., Manchester...

Daniel Radcliffe demands equal surveillance with grown-ups 8
Clarky 4 years

‘I’m 47,’ complained the Harry Potter star, ‘yet those News of the World scumbags followed my parents around looking for scandal, as if I was a little kid with no secrets worth revealing....

EastEnders fans demand .cotton domain name 2
Mathna 4 years

more soon....

BBC website crashes as disappointed readers view 'topples hotel' story 0
button 4 years
Stock market news: Shares in Millets hit new high 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

after record tent sales...

Middle aged gangsta rappers update their beverages of choice 11
fernandomando 4 years

As gangsta rappers enter their middle age, a growing trend is being seen to mix tonic with their gin, rather than juice. Rappers are changing their drinking habits in line with their age....

Doomed Dixons Empire Strikes Back 9
witless 4 years

Dixons Retail, who advertise frequently on Watchdog, are ditching Anne Robinson as their front man and enlisting a lesser dark force, Darth Vader for their pre Christmas push. “The jackbooted, war...

Music notation cutbacks; the rest is history 0
apepper 4 years

More to follow...

Europe has blamed smoke from the UK's firework night for the financial crisis 0
Ian Searle 4 years
New-born child to be tried for 'human rights abuses' 0
Perks 4 years

The father of new born Lilly Blossom, has announced that he will be seeking the extradition of his daughter to the European Court of Human Rights with the intention to have her tried for war crimes,...

Firework apologises for M5 Pile Up 8
jamster 4 years

Following a brief Police witch hunt, a firework has today apologised for the devastating pile up that occurred on the M5 on Friday evening. The "Star Bombs" firework from the Cosmic Display gift set...

Silvio Berlusconi’s penis to stand down at next election 2
Long Distance Clara 4 years

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi announced yesterday that after more than 20 years in frontline duty, his penis would be standing down from public office. ‘My right honourable member has...

Man arrested for not wearing a poppy 0
Clarky 4 years

A 37 year old Brighton man was held overnight by police yesterday after being arrested for not wearing a Remembrance Day poppy. Do you see what I did there???...

Student Protesters Threatened with Soap & Water Canons 1
Aberdeen Correspondent 4 years

Soap & Water canons could be used in the event of extreme disorder at "life is unfair" protests in London today, an ex-News of the World hack and now Scotland Yard Spokesperson has revealed while...

Daily Mail Litmus test launched as Tory Party recruitment tool 1
simonjmr 4 years

The Tory party today launched the Daily Mail litmus test for checking the suitability of prospective members of the Conservative Party. Eric Pickles has outlined the simplicity of the test "We give...

English Cricket Board surprised at request to intervene in Italian debt crisis 0
medici2471 4 years
Did Herman Hide the Sausage? 1
bobo lutz 4 years

Did Herman Hide the Sausage? FBI sources have confirmed that Republican Candidate Herman Cain is being questioned about the 2005 disappearance of the Sausage, the tube-shaped diety that won the...

Border Agency Blunder could have let in Any Number of Cat-Owners Warns May 0
Aberdeen Correspondent 4 years

Home Secretary, Theresa May, has admitted that she has no idea how many foreign cat owners may have been allowed into the country as a result of the unauthorised relaxation of border controls at UK...

Jimmy Savile fixes it for Jesus to kick Roman centurion up the arse 0
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

Leeds Diocese revealed today that Sir Jimmy Savile has fixed it for Jesus to deliver a good hard boot up the backside to a Roman legionnaire. The centurion in question, Lucius Pollo Castus, is...

Pilgrims flock to shrine of the Holy Savile 1
vertical 4 years

Thousands of afflicted people have descended on the Savile shrine in a Leeds grotto after rumours began circulating that the ex DJ's shell suit has 'miraculous' healing powers. There are now calls...

Liam Fox revealed as the new Dr Who ? 0
Bryan with a Y 4 years

One month on, and being resigned to the fact that Dr Hillary will go 'on and on and on' as the resident Doctor on GMTV/Daybreak, Liam has taken up the offer of 'the new Dr Who', revealed Clax Mifford...

Destitute movie monsters The Skeleton and The Mummy forced into rag and boning 0
Spoinge 4 years
Greeks weigh up bailout offers on 9
Al OPecia 4 years
Art Lovers clash with protesting students 0
simonjmr 4 years

Crowds of art lovers expected at the National Gallery to view its "blockbuster" Leonardo da Vinci show clashed angrily with Student Fees protestors. Tensions rose whne the student demonstration...

Biggins and Grant keep the 'camp' fires burning. 0
Bryan with a Y 4 years

Professional campologist Chris Biggin threw down the hanky to Russell Grant today, in preparation for the release of pantomine tickets; as he vies for the position as the UK's No1 Dame. Upset by...