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Got Milk? UK sex industry seeks new advertising slogan.

Over recent years, the UK sex industry has seen a sharp decline in the number of men using its personal services. This is mainly put down to the tougher financial conditions along with easy access...

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wallster 02.05.12 10:13am
wallster
Passengers Landing At Heathrow To Be Bussed To Newcastle.....

.For speedy processing...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 9:53am
bonjonelson
Re-Enactment Of Noah's Ark Voyage To Take Place.....

.Only in north UK. "Chuffing rain, I'm going rusty!"...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 9:38am
Tomfinger
MPs not fit to run a major country, finds Murdoch 0
cinquecento 02.05.12 9:35am
cinquecento
Levenson, "Murdoch not fit to lick piss off Nettles" 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.05.12 9:33am
Scronnyglonkle
MI6 inquest verdict to be delivered 'in sacculo'

.., .., .., Caecilius est in horto...

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cinquecento 02.05.12 9:32am
cinquecento
Taliban tribute band mark Bin Laden anniversary by playing "Under the Sea" 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.05.12 9:11am
Scronnyglonkle
A year on American still awaits REAL good excuse from Pakistan over Bin Laden. 0
MADJEZ 02.05.12 8:57am
MADJEZ
Murdoch the perfect man to run a company report Sun, Times & Sky.

More unbiased news soon...

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MADJEZ 02.05.12 8:54am
Vertically Challenged Giant
"No More Fancy Dinners And Loose Talk With Celebrities For Me," Says Cameron....

.."I'm off to t'pub...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 8:49am
Jesse Bigg
Public find a group of MPs unfit to run the country

As the Leveson inquiry continues, a shock announcement finds that a group of 650 MPs are unfit to run a modern country...

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Captainzep 02.05.12 8:46am
Captainzep
Olympic Cycle Teams, Racing Round Central London......

.Winner to be on a "Last Man Standing" basis...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 7:55am
Jesse Bigg
Nazi waiter "was only following hors d'oeuvres" 9
bonjonelson 02.05.12 7:30am
Thor
Redknapp failed to secure England job due to lack of IT skills. 0
wallster 02.05.12 7:13am
wallster
Tory MP's Favourite Colour..........

.NI whitewash. A chummy colour, eh?...

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Jesse Bigg 02.05.12 7:10am
Jesse Bigg
Post-Graduate Studies Results Show Yogi Now Smarter Than Upper Quartile Of Bears 0
Textbook 02.05.12 12:03am
Textbook
Budget airline passenger stunned by offer of upgrade "to pilot" 10
nickb 01.05.12 11:47pm
RickH
Minister claimed wind-turbine was huge garden ornament

A conservative MP is facing expulsion from the House of Commons after submitting an £800,000 claim for a wind-turbine at his Staffordshire home., A routine audit of the peer's expenses highlighted...

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Underconstruction 01.05.12 9:37pm
Underconstruction
The Daily Mail warns....

The Daily Mail warns if all wind turbines point in the opposite direction as the world rotates the earth will stop spinning...

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godly1966 01.05.12 8:58pm
godly1966
Lollipop men adopt 'suck it and see' approach to new work patterns 0
Underconstruction 01.05.12 8:57pm
Underconstruction
Daily Mail latest: Climate scientists PC's "warm ambient atmosphere" shock.

Morons Soon...

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Al OPecia 01.05.12 8:56pm
kga6
Hodgson vehemently denies that he was woo'd 0
Underconstruction 01.05.12 8:48pm
Underconstruction
World looks "kinda flat from here" claims Daily Mail Science Correspondant. 0
Al OPecia 01.05.12 8:41pm
Al OPecia
Off-duty arrests overtake on-duty arrests for killers at large

Off-duty Police Officers were responsible for apprehending a staggering 95% of all at-large murder suspects in the UK in 2011, according to figures released by the National Association of Chief...

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Underconstruction 01.05.12 8:25pm
Underconstruction
BBC Chief: “Murdoch’s BSkyB would have degraded UK TV”.

Special report tonight, after ‘Total Wipeout’...

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woodymellor 01.05.12 8:16pm
woodymellor
Ferguson 'too ill' to play mind games...

Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson has hit back at critics who claim that he is playing 'mind games' as the Premiership title reaches it's climax., "I'm an old man with barely enough energy...

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Underconstruction 01.05.12 8:09pm
Underconstruction
Vocal, light-exercise loving poet found guilty of walk rhymes

I'll get my coat shall I?...

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Underconstruction 01.05.12 7:58pm
Underconstruction
Mother of six legged baby names Ant as the father 0
Underconstruction 01.05.12 7:50pm
Underconstruction
Rising unempoyment blamed on Miliband's calls for everyone to resign

Following on from another set of disappointing unemployment figures, David Cameron has blamed the numbers of jobless on Ed Miliband’s constant calls for people to resign. ‘We understand him...

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Perks 01.05.12 6:47pm
Wikileaks releases Hodgson resignation speech. 0
Thor 01.05.12 6:45pm
Thor