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Vaclav Havel Czechs out 0
Oxbridge 19.12.11 9:16am
Oxbridge
Oversubscribed Middlesbrough school credits ‘satisfactory’ Ofsted report

A school in Middlesbrough that previously failed to attract average pupils has been deluged with applications for the 2012/13 school year. Joan Mydil, Head Teacher at Lusitania Comprehensive, says...

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Gong of Fur 19.12.11 10:34am
writinginbsl
S&P's R&D face Q&A on M&S's M&A of B&Q. (TBC ASAP) 0
Username 19.12.11 9:02am
Username
Lists of the year's best lists to be released tomorrow 0
Nick McCarr 19.12.11 8:34am
Nick McCarr
Simon Cowell proclaimed new President of North Korea. More soon.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2010/12/9/1291915762432/The-X-Factor-Simon-Cowell-006.jpg...

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Al OPecia 19.12.11 8:26am
Al OPecia
Kim Jong-un renamed Kim Jong-well to reassure grieving nation 0
irregular apple 19.12.11 7:45am
irregular apple
Tributes pour in to Kim Jung-Dead 0
ronseal 19.12.11 7:43am
ronseal
Kim Jong-il dies of embarrassment at having girl's name

More to follow...

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apepper 19.12.11 7:36am
apepper
Hans Blix has the last laugh as Kim Jong-il is killed whilst wrestling a shark 0
irregular apple 19.12.11 7:34am
irregular apple
Kim Jong Il bows out as 5 time North Korean 'Strictly Come Dancing' champion 0
irregular apple 19.12.11 7:30am
irregular apple
Global sales of platform shoes down as Kim Jong-il dies 0
irregular apple 19.12.11 7:25am
irregular apple
Kim Jong-Il dies, Kim Jong-Un succeeds, Kim Jong-Aggie tidies up 0
Perks 19.12.11 6:15am
Perks
Cruel dictator dies of overwork

International news agencies have been reporting the death of a notorious tyrant and the leader of a secretive kleptomaniac society. Under his rule, millions of his people were kept in starvation and...

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DorsetBoy 19.12.11 3:47pm
reforse
US awaits ascension of Kim Jong III 2
Nick McCarr 19.12.11 10:37am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Kim Jong-un to start his new Korea

I'm sure there'll be plenty more to come...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 19.12.11 4:36am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Kim Jong very Ill

And ronery. So very ronery...

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DorsetBoy 19.12.11 4:02am
DorsetBoy
Berlusconi collection to be sold at Christies

Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced that he will be selling his private collection of prostitutes' calling cards, which he has been collecting from phoneboxes in major...

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Username 20.12.11 8:33pm
dvo4fun
Chinese Maritime Shipping Bonds downgraded to junk 3
DorsetBoy 19.12.11 10:35am
writinginbsl
Rare and 'seminal' manuscript by Sigmund Freud to be sold at Mothebys 0
Username 18.12.11 11:29pm
Username
All together now

I penned this a few years ago but have decided to re-release it as a result of popular demand:, , Rudolph the junkie reindeer Rudolph the junkie reindeer, Sniffed cocaine up through his nose,...

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antharrison 18.12.11 11:23pm
bonjonelson
Neville Chamberlain posthumously sacked due to Hitler photo 3
charlies_hat 19.12.11 10:04am
charlies_hat
What's behind the EURO ?

The roots of the EURO can be found in its negative O'Rue., SInce its founding, it was believed the EURO to haven been developed on a suggestion from Theo Waigel, then Germany's Finance Minister....

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Hugh Nose 18.12.11 10:33pm
Username
PM comes down against Nazis

The Prime Minister has made it clear that he is opposed to government members impersonating Nazi party members. "I'm determined that this is going to minimized in the government.", said David Cameron...

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apepper 18.12.11 8:16pm
apepper
Audi set to rebrand A5 on fifth day of christmas

Five gold rings....

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Hugh Nose 18.12.11 8:12pm
Hugh Nose
Mary admits to IVF treatment 0
kga6 18.12.11 6:25pm
kga6
Millions of dyslexic European anglophobes rush to join UK Uncut

Viewed through the prism of dyslexia, protest group UK Uncut has appealed to millions of Anglo-phobes across Europe, who. OFF TO WALK THE DOG NOW...

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ronseal 18.12.11 1:20pm
ronseal
Hairdresser prepares Christmas dinner with all the trimmings 4
medici2471 18.12.11 11:26pm
Username
Hillbilly scientists announce discovery of the Pig's Bosom. 0
wallster 18.12.11 1:03pm
wallster
The Killing II denoument: "God only knows" - Prof Hawking 0
Drylaw 18.12.11 12:41pm
Drylaw
Emergency services prepare for traditional Christmas light aircraft crash 1
medici2471 18.12.11 8:35pm
medici2471