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Cannabis farmers to receive EU setaside subsidies 0
Scronnyglonkle 30.04.12 11:09am
Scronnyglonkle
FA: It's Not About Winning - It's About Taking Part .....

. and having fun...

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HenryMJUK 30.04.12 10:50am
HenryMJUK
FA Realise With Horror That It's Not April 1st 0
UnfitMother 30.04.12 10:16am
UnfitMother
Cameron Returns "BFF" Cufflinks To Murdoch; Admits It "Could Be Misconstrued"

Un-friends him on Facebook, too...

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UnfitMother 30.04.12 10:10am
UnfitMother
Badminton Horse Trials cancelled ... Horses acquitted. 0
Kramaring 30.04.12 9:47am
Kramaring
Bananas in Pyjamas in 'Beds in Sheds' enquiry

More as it peels away!...

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victimms 30.04.12 9:38am
victimms
Newham Council unveil high speed benefit claimant Stoke repatriation device

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02206/missl_2206551b.jpg...

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pitflaps 30.04.12 9:19am
pitflaps
Murdoch threatens UK with ugly page three girls 1
nickb 30.04.12 9:06am
Sinnick
FA confirm Hodgson first they spoke to about being 2nd choice for England job. 0
MADJEZ 30.04.12 8:53am
MADJEZ
Coal industry "LMFAO" off as study finds windmills cause global warming. 0
Maverick 30.04.12 6:52am
Maverick
William forgets wedding anniversary due to Facebook reminder setting failure

Prince William was in the royal dog box, with only corgis for companions, as it emerged that he forgot his first wedding anniversary. While apologetic, William noted he had been let down by...

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Yikes 30.04.12 6:12am
Yikes
Osama bin Laden's Post Mortem Bestsellers

Osama's Bestsellers It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his...

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30.04.12 5:59am
Latest report on grade inflation 'the best ever' 1
Des Custard 30.04.12 5:57am
Mr Target
God Forsakes His Early Work, Calls Bible "Trashy, Populist"

Popular spiritual writer God shocked literary audiences around the world earlier this weak with a stream of scathing invective against his most enduring work, The Bible. "A dark, angry being, whose...

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Textbook 30.04.12 3:54am
Textbook
Office worker loses pen

John Smith turned up to work on Monday. He sat down. He reached for his pen. It wasn’t there. He looked for it for a while before having a cup of tea. Refreshed, he had another look. Still no luck....

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Yikes 29.04.12 10:30pm
nickb
'Two out of four' children dont understand fractions 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:03pm
Underconstruction
Infantry leader re-tweets 0
Underconstruction 29.04.12 10:00pm
Underconstruction
Comparison website apologises for advert "simply not annoying enough"

"We feel like we have not only let the public down, but ourselves too, said a representative for Compare-U-Ware website today. We could not come up with a daft dog, racist meerkat, singing oaf or...

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Crippen 29.04.12 9:12pm
Crippen
Olympic Military Presence Causes False Starts Uproar

Athletes competing in this summer's London Olympics are reported to be up in arms (sic) at the prospect of a huge military presence at the Games. They fear that the firing of ground-to-air and...

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GKen 29.04.12 8:29pm
GKen
AA Gill snears at BB King 8
nickb 29.04.12 7:56pm
nickb
Murdoch in market for more “free war” sports

Rupert Murdoch, the sinister 80 year old selective amnesiac media baron has expressed an interest in broadcasting sports events bundled with free mounting civil unrest. Last weekend’s Bahrain...

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pitflaps 29.04.12 5:28pm
pitflaps
Seasoned traveller recommends vinaigrette sun cream 0
nickb 29.04.12 4:42pm
nickb
Lucky Strike smoker unluckily struck by Lucky Strike truck 0
nickb 29.04.12 4:42pm
nickb
Wettest drought since records began 0
Oxbridge 29.04.12 4:11pm
Oxbridge
Cameron says "No Grand deal with Murdochs", Its was several Hundred Grand

Brown envelope later...

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virtuallywill 29.04.12 2:12pm
virtuallywill
Business News: Screwfix to market Viagra brand

Screwfix, the catalogue and online tool specialists are to market a new range of products under the Viagra brand., Explaining the move, Screwfix CEO John Thomas said 'Tools of all shapes and sizes...

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weematt 29.04.12 12:55pm
Youngcrow
Train suicide man faces 45 year wait for train to heaven due to live man on line

Recently deceased, Martin Rackly, is one of a number of ex-persons awaiting access to heaven. Despite taking his own life by jumping in front of a train during rush hour just outside London, there is...

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kga6 29.04.12 12:01pm
ronseal
IKEA sponsorship of superhero movie ill advised after Avengers Assemble failure 0
simonjmr 29.04.12 9:01am
simonjmr
UK Border Force prepared for "near catastrophic meltdown" over Olympics

The UK Border Force says it is now fully aware of the shit storm in which it will soon be engulfed, as millions of people from all over the world attempt to negotiate their way through the chaotic...

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grumblechops 29.04.12 1:36am
grumblechops
Coroner's Court judges Gareth Williams MI6 death an open and shut case 2
charlies_hat 28.04.12 11:35pm
charlies_hat