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Rogue electrician unearthed 1
cinquecento 19.06.12 8:11am
Scronnyglonkle
Tobacco Giant Denies Pick and Mix is Aimed at Kids

A row has broken out at the Bluewater Shopping Centre (Kent) over pick and mix cigarettes being on clear view of children. The new feature, supplied by British American Tobacco, (BAT) is believed to...

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Radley 19.06.12 8:06am
Radley
The Voice's Bo Bruce releases first single - "I kissed an Earl and I liked it" 2
bonjonelson 19.06.12 7:42am
SugarTits69
Athens KFC opening sparks fear of return of the colonels 1
medici2471 19.06.12 7:22am
nostra da mouse
Olympic athletes warned not to sell their free food 0
Dumbnews 19.06.12 4:05am
Dumbnews
Microsoft celebrates launch of new tablet PC's with iPad giveaway 0
Dumbnews 19.06.12 2:42am
Dumbnews
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall to campaign against discarding of celebrity chefs

Fresh from his success in persuading the EU to outlaw the discarding of dead fish, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall has pledged to bring about the end of the discarding of once popular celebrity chefs....

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Mandy Lifeboat 18.06.12 11:23pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
300 Spartans to Join Greek Coalition

New Democracy leader Antonias Samaras has revealed plans to invite 300 Spartans to join his coalition government. "Frankly, we are getting nowhere because of German bullying, so now it's time for...

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custard cream 18.06.12 11:18pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Channel 4 Unveils Bold New Programmes for Autumn

Channel 4 has announced details of a groundbreaking new detective series for its Autumn season. Building upon the upsurge in popularity for Scandinavian police shows, “A Fight to the Finnish”...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 18.06.12 11:15pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Best Fans In The World Criticize Team, Praise Selves

The undisputed greatest supporters in football have slagged of their team while congratulating themselves for never slagging of their team., Football fan Tom Hutton said, ‘We never got down on our...

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Hooch 18.06.12 11:13pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Nalbandian (adjective) becomes first Argentinian based word in English language

The latin, french and Germanic domination of the English language is facing a challenge from an unexpected source, as a plucky Argentine has contributed a new word that could keep lexicographers...

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ronseal 18.06.12 11:07pm
ronseal
Irish team return from Euro 2012 without a single punt 0
antharrison 18.06.12 9:30pm
antharrison
Alan Turing "Unable to complete Sun crossword"

Despite being recognised as one of the greatest intellectuals since the emergence of mankind, Alan Turing, the man who broke the German enigma cypher and is regarded as the father of the computer was...

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antharrison 18.06.12 9:29pm
antharrison
Office of Fair Trading to police candy floss standards 0
nickb 18.06.12 9:14pm
nickb
Scientific First at Leveson Inquiry

In a surprising development, that would be worthy of science fiction, a leading lawyer and team of researchers from UCL have discovered the presence of a ‘yoctotruth’ whilst going over footage of...

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Icias 18.06.12 8:00pm
Icias
China's population control plan in tatters "Just a bloody abortion" say critics 1
dvo4fun 18.06.12 7:52pm
dvo4fun
Euro 2012 knockout stages to be decided by quality of female cutaway shots

I'm trying to work, but if anyone wants to knock this into a full, ahem, entry, then feel free...

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exigo 18.06.12 6:22pm
RickH
Nick Clegg seen at Heathrow boarding plane to Greece to form a hurried Coalition 0
simonjmr 18.06.12 3:56pm
simonjmr
Nalbandian and line judge to meet on undercard of Haye vs Chisora fight

The boxing promoter Frank Warren has announced that David Nalbandian and the line judge he injured at Queen’s Club on Sunday will settle their differences in the boxing ring. Warren has wasted no...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 18.06.12 3:45pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Concentration camps failing to deliver improved focus, finds OFT 0
pere floza 18.06.12 3:13pm
pere floza
Olympics Opening Ceremony Back-Track

Following all of the negative comment about his “Green and pleasant Land” feature of the London Olympics Opening Ceremony, Oscar winning film director, Danny Boyle, has hurriedly changed plans to...

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Radley 18.06.12 2:36pm
Radley
Excitement builds ahead of Wimbledon as players add physical assault to game

This summer’s Wimbledon championships are set to be the most eagerly anticipated in history after the traditional warm up event at Queen’s club left blood on the immaculately manicured grass,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 18.06.12 2:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
ATP reverse their decision. Nalbandian won by a thigh break.

More lost Nalbandian entries not coming soon...

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Not Amused 18.06.12 1:08pm
Not Amused
Landscape gardener's master plan for backyard ends in tiers 0
Nick McCarr 18.06.12 12:19pm
Nick McCarr
Greece votes to completely stop spending money.

The world political stage was still reeling this morning after Greece's shock decision to stand completely still and avoid consuming anything until the debt crisis is over. Under unprecedented...

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The Masked Frog 18.06.12 12:13pm
The Masked Frog
Church of England outsource gift shops to the Jesus and Mary chain 3
Scronnyglonkle 18.06.12 11:10am
virtuallywill
Cameron: “They could have had the Falklands, not now”

David Cameron has announced today that he has changed his change of mind over the sovereignty of the brave Falkland Islands, after the brutal attack of Argentinean David Nalbandian on linesman Andrew...

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Lucy4 18.06.12 9:17am
Lucy4
David Nalbandian to record cover of A Tribe Called Quest's "Can I kick it"

Yes he can More soon...

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simonjmr 18.06.12 9:11am
simonjmr
Greece helps lubricate world economy. Turkey to feed world. 0
Nick McCarr 18.06.12 8:44am
Nick McCarr
Dad spoilt rotten on Father's day with a trip to the tip and mowing the lawn 0
simonjmr 18.06.12 8:40am
simonjmr