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Hutton report confirms it was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in the library 2
Oxbridge 3 years

The Hutton inquiry, which was set up to investigate the circumstances of the death of Dr Black at his house last year, has been published and concluded that it was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in...

Disabled teenager does triple sommersault in wheelchair breaks world 3
arrghgarry 3 years

record ,however it marred by not being in competition and being assisted by drunken bus driver...

"awkin's confirm God free Universe as Planets are created by Simon Cowell 0
4ty2 3 years

After discovering the most recent planet Hawkings came to agree with Dawkin about the fact that God is not required for the existance of the Universe as Planets are created by a man called Simon...

It was Colonel Mustard with a dagger in the library 4
Oxbridge 3 years
Underworld does not want Blairs book in Crime Section. 3
Dun Dunkin 3 years

An internet campaign to have Blair's book placed in the crime section has hit a snag. Rumours the underworld are unhappy at being associated with him as it makes them feel 'dirty' and that there ...

BNP kept out of politics by 'elite cabal' of the majority of UK voters 0
jp1885 3 years
ICC 'fixed Pakistan spot betting inquiry' for Far East gambling syndicate 0
jp1885 3 years
Blair Cancels Book-Signing Engagement .. 0
Gourd Almighty 3 years

.. On the strength of evidence of estimated "45 second" mobilisation time for footwear and buns...

CERN Admits Defeat as British Boffins Construct LHC-Lite in Channel Tunnel 2
mugwump 3 years
Fox rules out naval deal with chickens 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
‘Hi,this isTory HQ.Leave a message and the News of the World will ring you back' 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Blair says Coalition is going soft on crime: ‘Just look at me’. 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Fronds Reunited - the website for jungle plants 3
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Pakistan spot-fixing cricket scandal now almost as dull as the game itself 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Desperate Gove persuades McDonalds to offer free school with every meal 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rooney travels to Switzerland despite warnings that Swiss prossies charge a 8
arrghgarry 3 years

lot more money for customers that look like monkeys...

Dumb American kids stupidly perform toe-curlingly bad show themselves 0
Oxbridge 3 years

When a troupe of professional actors pulled out of doing performance of The Wizard of Oz at Robert E. Lee High School in Vicksburg, Georgia, with only two weeks notice, the perky, can-do senior kids...

"How bad for the Earth can throwing away one bottle be?" wonders 20mn people 4
ThisIsNotADrill 3 years

LONDON, EDINBURGH, & CARDIFF - When wishing to dispose of the clear, plastic container, while failing to spot a local recycling station, an estimated 20 million women, men, and children in...

Government launches Highway Code for mums with buggies 0
Scroat 3 years
Elephant Man's lost family portrait discovered. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

Elephant Man John Merrick seen here with his parents.

John Major's desperation revealed in 1996 plot to turn Thatcher into Dalek 2
SingingHinny 3 years

A document released under the Freedom of Information Act has revealed how a plan to turn Margaret Thatcher and several other senior conservative into Daleks was shelved after Tory cabinet ministers...

Tory MP who doscovers Brazilian wife is a $100 a time prostitute 0
arrghgarry 3 years

trys to strike up a deal with Wayne Rooney ...

Age Concerned deplores Wayne Rooney’s night with Hooker. 2
Harry Liddon 3 years

The England footballer was slammed today by Age Concerned for his £1,000 a night romps with 21 year old gorgeous call girl Jennifer Thompson., ‘We were proud of Wayne,’ said Margaret Oddy,...

British man in love triangle killed with set square and dividers, 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Hard Times For Python Team, As They Take "End To ETA Violence" Announcement Gig 0
mugwump 3 years
Balls message of hope to stammerers 0
The i-moderator 3 years

Oh look, a r r r r r r readymade. Balls message of hope to stammerers Yesterday, 03:05 pm, Press Assoc....

Articles in Daily Mail to be replaced with photos of angry people shaking fists 0
Boarfunkel 3 years
Tony Blair To Continue Book Tour in Armoured Car. 2
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The British Taxpayer already paying millions a year for security for Tony Blair is now to pay for a Mastiff Armoured Car so that he may continue his book tour. 'Unfortunately he has a double whammey...

Some Stuff Happens As Wave of Vagueness Spreads... You Know, And All 5
RockIsNotNoise 3 years

Some random things happened today as some thing called ambiguity spreads in someplace. News teams tried to get the story but due to trivial directions from SatNavs, lost thier way. John Dixon, 24,...

поездка heavily discounted on remainder tables in Moscow. More soon 1
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

from our Foreign correspondents on the trail of the world-wide fortunes of The Journey...