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Dave Lee Travis Walks Out During Meeting With Aung San Suu Kyi

Former Raidio 1 'jock' Dave Lee Travis has once more stunned friends and colleagues alike by sensationally walking out during a meeting with the Burmese pro-democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi. And...

Duff 20.06.12 1:44pm
Dress Code Police eject filly from Royal Ascot

A well known filly has been ejected due to her insisting on wearing a fascinator.I don't have the horsey/fashion know how to properly expand this, someone make my day and run with it, needs picture...

Gifblaar 20.06.12 1:13pm
"Spud Faced Nipper" found in eastern Europe disguised as Toupee'd Turnip 0
Vortx 20.06.12 12:11pm
Argentine President hit with advertising hoarding after accosting Cameron. 0
MADJEZ 20.06.12 10:02am
Mubarak suffering accute Al Megrahi syndrome say doctors. Freedom only cure. 0
MADJEZ 20.06.12 9:56am
Legal sources say Julian Assange’s Equadorian asylum bid is “bananas”

“He’d have to be a lunatic to seek asylum there” said lawyer Hugo Sanchez. “Venezuela with its American hating president and faster download speeds for Swedish porn is a far better bet.”...

Yikes 20.06.12 9:54am
Jemima Khan seaks Ecuador extradition advice 0
medici2471 20.06.12 9:40am
2012 Modesty Awards "not as good as last year" 0
seymour totti 20.06.12 8:35am
seymour totti
Wake Me Up To Make Some More Dough

Careless whispers are fanning flames of fear that legendary pop duo Wham is to reform for a one-off gig to celebrate thirty years since their first foray into the pop charts. Something that's sure to...

Duff 20.06.12 8:17am
Day 33 - Giant golden spliff reaches Carlisle 0
Haywood Manley 20.06.12 8:02am
Haywood Manley
Rooney's hair expected to be fit for quarter finals 0
medici2471 20.06.12 7:23am
Austrian village finds Great Wall of China

A new section of the Great Wall of China has been discovered just outside the Austrian village of Hallstatt. Alexander Scheutz, mayor of the World Heritage site announced that a perfect section of...

Gifblaar 20.06.12 7:15am
Theresa May Appeal

Late on Tuesday, I found British Home Secretary Theresa May in the cupboard under my stairs. As a signatory to the United Nations Universal Declaration for Human Rights, with an obligation to review...

papadom2 20.06.12 6:41am
The Masked Frog
Majority of plastic surgeons admit to being "Jack Palance Fans".,,...

Al OPecia 20.06.12 6:37am
Jimmy Carr arrested in "Cash for Jokes" scandal

Tax avoiding comedian Carr was arrested yesterday in a sting that saw 2 undercover policemen pose as Arab sheikhs after rumours the sneaky jokesmith was selling lame one liners to the highest bidder....

The Masked Frog 20.06.12 6:27am
Scottish Parliament considers compulsory free sex

The Scottish Parliament’s proposals to make it an offence to pay for sex have been broadly welcomed. Robbie MacDuff, a former Girvan shipyard worker, expressed his support " I've spent a fortune...

medici2471 20.06.12 6:05am
Scottish Schools To Begin Teaching In English 0
Textbook 20.06.12 2:24am
Woman throws cricket ball, not many killed 1
Oxbridge 19.06.12 10:49pm
England successfully negotiate tricky Euro 2012 ITV part 0
pitflaps 19.06.12 10:35pm
Aung San Suu Kyi “Awestruck” After Meeting Bono

A tearful Aung San Suu Kyi has revealed how moved she was to finally get the chance to meet U2’s frontman, Bono. “It was a truly humbling moment” she said, after a brief audience with his...

Quaz 19.06.12 9:58pm
News where you are less interesting than news where we are 0
nickb 19.06.12 9:32pm
Dutch FA admit boot sponsorship deal with clogmakers "may have been an error"

Following The Netherlands' disappointing exit in the group stages of Euro 2012, a spokesman for the Dutch FA has admitted his players' footwear may have contributed to their abject performances....

grumblechops 19.06.12 9:04pm
Britain and Argentina agree to Falklands War rematch in 2015

After months of shadow boxing, the long awaited Falklands War rematch has been confirmed for 2015 to coincide with general elections in Britain and Argentina. Legendary promoter, Don King, held a...

Yikes 19.06.12 8:21pm
Blanket found at Bletchley Park “may be Turing Shroud” 3
grumblechops 19.06.12 6:14pm
British public have already forgotten who Will.I.Am is

Will.I.Am, founder of the Black Eyed Peas and celebrity dope spoker on BBC TV Show "The Voice" has already been entirely forgotten in the UK, a survey has discovered. The American musician's name...

bonjonelson 19.06.12 5:10pm
Saudi Women’s Beach Volleyball Team Set To Ruin It

The Saudi Women’s Beach Volleyball Team has defied the IOC and will not wear the official uniform of 12 inch heels, crotchless micro-thongs and nipple-baring bikini tops at the Olympics. Instead...

daneade 19.06.12 4:27pm
Chris Hitchcock
University crime league tables show Oxbridge top place to study for City Fraud

A government study today into student crime shows that candidates who graduated from Oxbridge universities have a 95% success rate in Insider Trading, Ponzi Schemes and Bringing down Mediterranean...

Scronnyglonkle 19.06.12 3:42pm
Sekonda and Monsato join forces to create worlds first actual watch dog 0
simonjmr 19.06.12 2:56pm
Russell Grant, Mystic Meg arrested for sorcery in Saudi after plane diverts

Grant: "Didn't see that one coming. Still, won't lose my head over it"...

RickH 19.06.12 2:05pm
'Thumb' model to sue facebook for millions in unpaid royalties

Eric Silvers; the man who’s thumb was the inspiration for the iconic ‘like’ button is embroiled in a legal face-off with facebook., Silvers, who freely admits to being no one's idea of an oil...

Chris Hitchcock 19.06.12 1:05pm
Chris Hitchcock