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Oh Yes! Man Delighted With Op That Makes Him Look Like Churchill The Dog 0
Duff 3 years

Brian Barnes, from Salford in Manchester, loves TV adverts so much that he has recently undergone painful plastic surgery just so as he can look like his favourite TV advert hero. Speaking from a...

State of emergency declared in 6 states as Harriot approaches eastern seaboard 2
spoole2112 3 years

America was on high alert last night as reports of the imminent arrival of category 5 tv chef Ainsley Harriot spread. The over exuberant celebrity tv food person has already left a widespread...

Catholics condemn " Pope Idol" reality TV show 3
Doug Sourboyes 3 years
Anti-obesity campaign soon runs out of puff 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Actor in dramatic boat rescue 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
2012 Paralympic schedule released, if you’re really that interested 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Peter Andre's debut novel meets mixed reception 1
Doug Sourboyes 3 years
Naked rambler goes on ... and on, and on 2
beau-jolly 3 years

I won't get me coat...

Jobs’ exit sparks fears that Apple may now continually rehash the same product 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Shares in Apple inc have fallen sharply since the news that Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO. One industry analyst believes this is because of the near God-like status that Jobs had achieved amongst...

"Was PG Wodehouse a Nazi collaborator?" shows catagoric NO on Ask Jeeves search 1
charlies_hat 3 years
Top Edinburgh Festival joke 'anti-virginist' claims WI. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Nurofen Plus announced as anti-riot governmental partner 0
simonjmr 3 years
Home Office thanks Friends Reunited for 'shutting down' 0
Bravenewmalden 3 years

Home Secretary Theresa May joined David Cameron in thanking social networking site Friends Reunited for shutting down following the widespread disturbances in English cities earlier this month. The...

Defiant Gaddafi to fight on with new haute couture outfit 0
roybland 3 years

Colonel Gaddafi is preparing to strike back at Libyan rebels and NATO with a new and so far unseen wardrobe. For forty years the embattled dictator has demonstrated an eclectic dress sense and he is...

Clegg paint attack intended "to make him appear more exciting, for a few hours". 1
Al OPecia 3 years
Declassified files show that Higgs Boson lost by Group4 in transit between labs. 0
martin2381 3 years
Apple launch the iQuit. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
QPR sign git. 2
rebel not taken 3 years

QPR have signed Newcastle git Joey Barton., "I have always admired Joey as a git" said manager Neil Warnock. Barton will now be the highest earning git at QPR and fans are hoping the arrival of...

Merchants of Sirte look forward to "Boom" Time as Gaddafi pursuit turns North 0
Drylaw 3 years
Plans to house prisoners in Travelodge dubbed inhumane 0
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

Plans by Justice Secretary Ken Clarke to house prisoners in Travelodge rooms have been dubbed inhumane by human rights lawyers. The recent rioting in England has put unprecedented pressure on prison...

George Lucas months away from inventing Blu-ray replacement 0
simonjmr 3 years

How else will he continue to convince millions to keep buying the same thing over and over again More soon...

Concerns that Nick Clegg is depressed after he appears a little blue in Glasgow 0
simonjmr 3 years
Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi Asks Nicely If Scottish Jail Will Have Him Back 5
thisisall1word 3 years
Millions gather to mourn the passing of Steve Jobs from Apple 0
Dumbnews 3 years
My Hamster Ate Freddie Starr 0
Duff 3 years

In a strange twist of fate funnyman, Freddie Star, was bitten by a hamster belonging Myles Rickman (6), when judging the cuddliest rodent at a pet fair in Maidenhead earlier today. More on this...

Economics Editor Escapes Closet Drama: Business buffoon arrested 2
Aberdeen Correspondent 3 years

BBC Economics Editor Stephanie Flanders was discovered by Police Officers early today in the closet of Robert Peston’s Blackpool holiday villa. Flanders was checked over by medics after being...

Steve Jobs leaves Apple for smaller and worse things 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Power vacuum left by Steve Jobs may shorten iPhone battery life 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Better Exam Results Year-On-Year Spark Fears For McDonald's Future Recruitment 1
Duff 3 years

Hamburger chain, McDonald's, has come out today and expressed concerns over the year-on-year improvement in GCSE results. The fast food retailer is believed to be worried that teenagers, buoyed up...

Gove celebrates 70% GCSE A*-C grade pass rate. "9 out of 10 - jolly good show"" 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More remedial Maths later...