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Higgs Boson found emitting from McDonalds apple pie

Plucky British scientists have again showed that they are at the forefront of sub-atomic research by identifying, measuring and collecting the elusive God particle. The team of literally four...

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grottymonty 20.12.11 1:40pm
grottymonty
Ladies! Get the "Iron Lady" look!

http://guru.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com/skin-anime-60-81aee07.gif All hail fashion icon Meryl Streep! She's made the Thatcher look popular again. Now all you ladies can be the envy of your friends...

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Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 1:40pm
Son of Barnabas
PUDDLE IN ROAD CAUSES ALARM.

THE village of Mildenhall in Suffolk is in uproar after a puddle appeared on a country road. Villagers are still in disbelief at the mass of water which measures 17 inches by 5 inches approximately. ...

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delightfullyodd 20.12.11 1:31pm
delightfullyodd
UK to develop home-grown "European style" tourist attractions

In the latest attempt to distance the UK from Europe, the Government has announced that a range of tourist attractions will be renamed or redeveloped to imitate European sights. The intention is to...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 9:22am
dvo4fun
Relief as Kim Jong 'Un', Kim Jong 'Il' revealed to be local football result 1
cinquecento 20.12.11 5:25pm
cinquecento
Clegg's face wins 2011 Smacked Arse crown 1
Drylaw 20.12.11 4:52pm
Drylaw
Antiques Roadshow to now include games consoles and mobile phones.

In a bid to attract a younger audience, the Antiques Roadshow will allow members of the public to have games consoles, mobile phones, cd's and dvd's valued and possibly sold to their experts. As...

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delightfullyodd 20.12.11 3:42pm
Couriernew
Queen to have nipple pierced and maori tattoo to celebrate Diamond Jubilee

That's me in the tower...

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grottymonty 20.12.11 12:15pm
grottymonty
Elton John to perform at Kim of Hearts Funeral.

ELTON John has confirmed that he will fly to North Korea to play at the funeral of Kim Jong-il who died this week. Elton has also revealed that he has re-written his Candle in the Wind classic for...

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delightfullyodd 20.12.11 12:26pm
delightfullyodd
Osborne books Grasse hotel room to boycott IMF euro rescue plan 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.12.11 11:11am
Duncan Biscuit
Men warned Military Wives download is just a bunch of women singing 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.12.11 11:10am
Duncan Biscuit
Train companies announce excuses to increase by an average of 5.9% next year 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.12.11 11:09am
Duncan Biscuit
'Top stocking filler' for gang bosses revealed to be severed prostitute's leg

[More soon]...

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dicky37 20.12.11 10:49am
dicky37
Olympic Stadium may be used as a concentration camp, says Cameron. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.12.11 10:49am
dominic_mcg
Newcastle Footballer to have an early testesmonial 1
Iamthestig 20.12.11 11:03am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Rail Fares to continue rising proportionate to lateness 1
Iamthestig 20.12.11 2:39pm
Rowly
It’s Dear Diana all over again, say North Koreans

The outbursts of emotional distress following the passing of leader Kim Jong-il have not been witnessed on the streets of Pyongyang since news of the tragic death of Diana, Princess of Wales, reached...

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Stan 20.12.11 10:27am
Stan
Cameron looking forward to first PM's Christian Time 0
Smart Alex 20.12.11 5:40am
Smart Alex
Oxford Police 'lost for words' by violence at underground 'scrabble' evenings

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

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Username 20.12.11 7:53am
Immunis
S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime

Inspired by http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16255972 - Honestly, you couldn't make this up...

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Smart Alex 20.12.11 12:06pm
bonjonelson
Kim Jong-eun `delighted` to make it to second interview for supreme leader job.

"It`s enough to have made it this far" says hopeful youngster...

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the coarse whisperer 20.12.11 8:14am
writinginbsl
Multi Oscar winning actor and Great Leader Kim Jong Il dead at 71. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:29am
MT Bucket
CIA: Kim Jong Il "actually killed in 2004 and replaced by Team America puppet." 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:26am
MT Bucket
Despite visiting RELATE, separated Warsaw couple still Poles apart 3
Smart Alex 21.12.11 9:42am
dvo4fun
Kim Jong Il dead: Donald Cheney wins Republican party 'Dead Pool' 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:24am
MT Bucket
Un in, Il out; North Korea "Shaken all about" 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:23am
MT Bucket
Kim Jong il dies of heart attack after renewing annual peak fare season ticket. 1
MT Bucket 20.12.11 8:17am
writinginbsl
Kim Jong Il dies of broken heart after Strictly Come Dancing Final result. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:21am
MT Bucket
Boris Johnson demands tax breaks for absent fathers. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:20am
MT Bucket
Germany says EU needs UK, "we can't agree on who else to all hate." 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:19am
MT Bucket