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New bargain device merges iMac, iPhone and iPad, called a Netbook 1
Dumbnews 3 years
New iToilet disables flushing when iPhone is dropped in it 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Alleluia! The 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine launched. 6
Stan Laurel 3 years

The eagerly awaited 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine was published yesterday at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London. The Guide, known simply to affectionados as ‘The Bible’, lists the best...

Daily Llama fears infiltration by Chinese undercover Llamas 1
4ty2 3 years

He tweeted:, We always looked at those [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y]Llamas with hats[/url] with suspicion. Now we have a Llama with lots of Chinese currency so it looks like there...

Millions demand Mubarak be replaced with new dictator 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Mubarak cancels construction plans for his Pyramid 0
Dumbnews 3 years
UN Calls It Quits, Cites Lack Of Interest 0
Textbook 3 years
Political Debate Ends In Chaos As Obama Tells Palin She "Can Suck It" 0
Textbook 3 years
Chinese television claims Hollywood Movie scenes used in news 0
4ty2 3 years

are austerity measurements by the TV companies who have been cut in favour of the Chinese Stealth Fighter project. You can't expect us to blow up real aeroplanes when all the world has to safe money...

Hardened criminals blamed for recent spate of Viagra thefts. 4
bonjonelson 3 years

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Egypt to ditch BT Broadband after internet connection fails again 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Egyptians devastated: "Barry was writing new National Anthem". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
John Barry only lives once. More soon. 1
MC One R 3 years
Innovative texting device developed called a keyboard 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Negotiations with Egyptian ambassador break down due to lack of Ferrero Rocher 0
Boarfunkel 3 years
President Mubarak accused of pyramid scheme. More soon. 1
MC One R 3 years
Pressure mounts for immediate withdrawal of British sportsmen from Australia 1
ianslat 3 years

There is growing pressure on the Government today to withdraw British sporting stars from Australia following the weekend’s devastating results from down under. Protesters have mounted a vigil...

Newcastle admit £30m bid for Carroll "assumed to be Dalglish's sense of humour" 0
MC One R 3 years
Ignore, googling revealed my joke did not make sense 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Wayne Rooney renegotiates image rights. “An extra £20 a week will come in handy” 1
Doylem 3 years
Lynx effect a myth! 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

..Claims Walter McGeeky, an overweight, unemployed 53 year old virgin that spends his time scouring the internet for er, jobs, he tells us., "It's rubbish!" claimed Mr McGeeky, "I went to a beach at...

Price of decals skyrocket as transfer deadline day draws to a close 0
simonjmr 3 years
Scientists prove Dirt is Dirty 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

This, only 3 days after concluding that water is watery. And, following an accident that led to the dirt and water being mixed together, they have managed a hat-trick of results by proving once and...

Comedy trio 'The 3 Carrs' split as Jimmy and Alan discover Maxine's secret past. 0
Phlegm 3 years
The Palins: Sarah and Michael collaborate in repeat of ‘dead parrot’ sketch... 3
Doylem 3 years
NASA not required to launch Enterprise to rescue Clingon in Egypt 0
4ty2 3 years

as rebels have lost their voice due to a malfunction of their translators. The successful malfunctioning of the western style hand held translators prevented the rebels to harmonise, such giving the...

Poundstretcher to be renamed twopoundstretcher after inflation warning 0
Basil_B 3 years
Chelsea table audacious £30m bid for Kai Rooney 1
simonjmr 3 years

"This is our future perfect strategy for 2022" said a Chelsea Spokesman More soon...

Wayne Rooney tipped for Hollywood , playing Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 4 0
Ian Searle 3 years
James Bond composer has Die-de-die-die-de-die-die, die-de-die-die-de-die-died! 2
Ian Searle 3 years