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Craig David appointed as GB Archery Team's bow selector 1
grumblechops 21.06.12 11:09am
grottymonty
Jimmy Carr blames Tax woes on clues from 3-2-1

Comedian Jimmy Carr has answered his critics following revelations about his tax affairs and claimed his accountant got him to sign up after explaining the tax scheme in a style eerily similar to the...

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seymour totti 21.06.12 10:28am
seymour totti
Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women

Johnny Depp has decided to take full advantage of having most of the world’s women prepared to shag him by ditching long-term missus Vanessa Paradis. In a statement Depp said ‘I’ve been...

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daneade 21.06.12 10:07am
chiljang
Personal injury claims responsible for ‘soaring cost of S&M’ say concerned MPs

The price of S&M services has ‘gone through the roof’ in recent years according to a cross-party Parliamentary committee. The 128-strong ‘Personal Services Insurance Committee’ has blamed...

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Skylarking 21.06.12 9:31am
nickb
Mountain climber admits to using K2 tax scheme 0
jp1885 21.06.12 9:05am
jp1885
Cheaper 2ltr Pepsi blamed for misfueling epidemic

The Micra lies abandoned on the hard shoulder, hazard lights flashing, a smell like burnt caramel hanging in the air. It’s yet another snack misfueling incident for AA patrol man Nick Haynes to try...

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Boutros 21.06.12 8:59am
Yikes
Assange seeks asylum in London Zoo

Fearing an imminent rebuff from Equador, Julian Assange has stayed one step ahead of the authorities by seeking asylum in the primate enclosure at London Zoo. London Zoo director Jason Hunt said the...

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Yikes 21.06.12 8:58am
Yikes
Jimmy Carr completes self-assessment: 'berk'

Mea culpa soon...

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Skylarking 21.06.12 8:47am
Skylarking
'Fifty Shades of Gary’ not a cash-in, insists Glitter 0
jp1885 21.06.12 8:44am
jp1885
Multivitamin actually stops you from dying says scientific study

In a controlled test over a period of 72 hours, scientists at the Holland and Barrett University have found no evidence of death in subjects taking a daily dose of multivitamin., ‘It’s early...

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Chris Hitchcock 21.06.12 8:34am
Chris Hitchcock
Cameron on Carr Rearrange Following - The Talk Kettle Black Calling Pot The About

David Cameron today stands accused of adopting a hypocritical position over the Jimmy Carr tax avoidance furore, as it has come to light that The Prime Minister has been pretty close to just such...

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Duff 21.06.12 8:32am
Duff
Jimmy Carr apologises for getting caught 0
simonjmr 21.06.12 8:21am
simonjmr
Gove bans computers from schools!

The education minister has long been a advocate of the Luddite's approach to technology and has now banned the use of computers in schools. "They didn't have them when I was at school and they seem...

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jollyroger 21.06.12 8:21am
jollyroger
Racist misogynists in shock as Chinese woman parallel parks space capsule

Already reeling from the news that China’s first female astronaut has perfectly shaped eyes and wears a spacesuit rather than an apron, the racist misogynist community were dumbfounded when Liu...

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Yikes 21.06.12 8:00am
arthurminnit
PM urges fans to "steal Jimmy Carr tickets"

Talking to reporters in Mexico the Prime Minister said "imagine you are saving up for a complicated tax avoidance scheme and you suddenly see Jimmy Carr is playing near you. The sensible thing would...

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nickb 21.06.12 7:54am
nickb
Terry wears "Fuck off wogs" pants and gets £20 fine and a cuff round the ear.

UEFA take a strong stance on racism again...

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grottymonty 21.06.12 7:53am
arthurminnit
Audience laughs at just 1% of Jimmy Carr's jokes. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 21.06.12 7:35am
Yikes
Jimmy Carr to star in Bergerac remake

One of the highlights in the BBC's new autumn schedule is the surprise return of Bergerac. Mark Taylor, Head of Commissioning, said, "It's great to have the off shore detective back on our screens,...

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custard cream 21.06.12 7:35am
Yikes
Jimmy Carr to relocate to Greece 0
bonjonelson 21.06.12 7:34am
bonjonelson
Carr in coma after fall as medics give legal minimum care

Comedian Jimmy Carr has fallen face first into his own trail of bad will after literally falling down the stairs in his flat. Paramedics were called to the flat of Carr last night and preceded to...

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kga6 21.06.12 7:34am
Yikes
Troubled Youths To Be Sent To Bel Air For Rehabilitation

Despite what facts and figures may say we live in a cesspool of crime. In the modern age every child has committed some kind of crime be it murder or listening to Justin Bieber sans headphones. The...

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Hooch 21.06.12 7:16am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Maxine no longer the UK's least popular Carr 0
charlies_hat 21.06.12 7:14am
charlies_hat
PM backs Carr into corner

David Cameron has spoken out about comedian Jimmy Carr tax arrangement. "It's essential that Carr performs a U-turn."...

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apepper 21.06.12 7:07am
apepper
Women Consume Porn Wrong

What is this 50 Shade of Grey business? In the last few weeks everywhere you look you see women reading this book, on the bus, in the café, in the loo [she hadn’t locked the door]. Well it’s the...

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Hooch 21.06.12 12:55am
Hooch
Watching Porn On Train Not The Same As Reading 50 Shades of Grey say Police 0
Hooch 21.06.12 12:36am
Hooch
Industrial action escalates as doctors withhold sick notes (edited repost)

There has been an outcry from skiving workers all over Britain as doctors took the unprecedented step of refusing to supply medical certificates as part of their campaign to retain pension benefits....

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Yikes 20.06.12 10:37pm
dvo4fun
Hosni Mubarak suffering from locked-up syndrome. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 20.06.12 9:27pm
dominic_mcg
Jimmy Carr changes name to Ken Dodd. 0
MADJEZ 20.06.12 9:26pm
MADJEZ
Alexander III of Russia to appear in relaunch of ITV's 'Tsars in Their Eyes' 0
jimmydodger 20.06.12 9:04pm
jimmydodger
Jimmy Carr spent tax savings in Ilfracombe. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.06.12 8:43pm
Al OPecia