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It's 'Goodbye Normal Jeans' as John dresses son in crotchless denim nappy. 1
Trickster 3 years
Nice football agent Pini Zahavi hails the transfer of baby $$$ to Mr and Mr E. 2
Malcum eggs 3 years

my clients are very private people that requested no publicity ...

Lady Prescott offers up big fathead baby for adoption ,diaorrhea at both ends 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Back-to-school flu epidemic fear could nicely extend school hols 0
roybland 3 years
Library homeless to be classified under Dewey Decimal System 0
roybland 3 years
BBC announces new Spring Schedule Drama – “Black Man at Oxford” 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Hot on the heels of the success of the revitalised Upstairs, Downstairs and the ITV ratings hit, Downton Abbey, BBC Drama has announced that it is pinning its future hopes on a new historical...

Happily married, mentally healthy, father of three shot dead by police... 3
victory V 3 years

'just to be fair', says Chief Constable...

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thackaray 3 years
Sale of surplus stock from Dave to BBC averts Xmas TV repeats shortage 0
thackaray 3 years
Elton John changes "own" nappy before changing baby Son's 0
thackaray 3 years
Window opens for gym membership... 0
Doylem 3 years

Briefly, for just a couple of weeks in January, people of all shapes, sizes and body mass index get the urge to join a gym. Christmas over-indulgence has left them feeling corpulent and broke, so New...

Police believe the killer of Landscape architect has gone to ground. 2
Malcum eggs 3 years

Boyfriend denies she was a hoe. Boyfriend or workmate did it ...

Seasonal platitudes to be made “contractual”, says MP... 2
Doylem 3 years

Bob Wainwright, MP for Cropreddy (West), is putting a private member’s bill before parliament, aimed at giving seasonal platitudes contractual status. “Following so closely after Christmas, the...

Poundstretcher prosecuted under Trades Descriptions Act... 1
victory V 3 years

"they don't sell medical equipment at all, let alone the cheap stuff," said a trading standards officer. "We're going after Boots next," he added...

Alan Partridge comes down from Pear Tree 0
Rowly 3 years
On Twelth day of Christmas my True Love gave to me: Hepatitis B 1
bonjonelson 3 years

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English cricket team exposed as being Pakistani 'B' team in disguise 0
dogwheels 3 years

The world of cricket has been rocked today after investigators claimed several of England's key Ashes players are in fact members of the Pakistan 'B' team in disguise. ICC investigators said their...

Pedant claims Xbox 'is still a box'. more soon 2
Mrblacker 3 years
First soldier fitted with a prosthetic head wants to go back to the front soon. 8
melody 3 years
Abu Hamza 'real brains' behind Father Ted 1
dogwheels 3 years

A new documentary to be broadcast next week is to reveal for the first time that firebrand Muslim cleric Abu Hamza was the comedy genius behind cult Channel Four show Father Ted. Father Ted,...

Once upon a time, there were three bears. Two Daddy bears & a baby Bear 0
Rowly 3 years
London Times crossword Editor reports that muslims are killing Non believers 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Dubbin, last sighted in 1978, declared “extinct”... 11
Doylem 3 years
Elton and David draw lots to see who gets to breast-feed Zachary... 0
Doylem 3 years
Father's day becomes the most confusing day of the year in Elton John's house. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Cable: “I Done A Twenty Second Wheelie – With No Hands” 0
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Vince Cable returned to the centre of a political storm last night as further revelations were made regarding his consitutency meeting with two undercover Telegraph journalists. A transcript of the...

Riding in a one-horse open sleigh 'overrated' 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Turkey gets new disease called 'Pox Gobbling'. 0
Trickster 3 years

Quacks say he caught 'pox gobbling' off a chicken...

Baby Zachary Furnish-John thinks his two new Dads are 'A little bit funny' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Drummers set to strike as government cut 12 days of Christmas to 11. 0
TerribleTim 3 years