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Violent poltergeist confesses 'I was just looking for the TV remote.' 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Struggling psychic mediums told to stop underselling themselves. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Inbreeding bees urged to get out more and spend their Nectar points 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BBC to respond to Fry’s criticism by making ‘dangerous’ shows like ‘Kingdom’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Initial confusion as England arrive in Switzerland and are driven to Dignitas 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rare colour footage of the blitz filmed last week in Oldham, claims BBC insider. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Ulster Boy with dud pipebomb given detention for not finishing homework 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Israel launches Et Al - the airline for Gentiles 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Trillions of Sperm Stranded as Fallopian Tube Strike Enters Second Day 4
mugwump 3 years
Capello gives Rooney free role tonight in Basle red light district 0
R R 3 years

'He will play in a threesome with John Terry and Ashley Cole' reported Capello to a pressroom full of shocked reporters who just wanted to know about the football . . ...

A n overweight scottish man has been arrested in connection with the 0
arrghgarry 3 years

scotch egg throwing incident at Tony Blair`s book signing,the suspect was not saying much apart from the fixed crazy grin attached to his face...

Sue Sues Sly 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

It was revealed today that Liverpool solicitor Max Rekin has served a writ against Hollywood icon, Sylvester Stallone. Denying accusations of opportunism and wanton limelight-seeking, Mr Rekin...

Rooney places gagging order in Switzerland 1
fernandomando 3 years
Cameron Defends Decision to Send Troops into Book Store 0
El Trev 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has today defended his decision to send British troops into a small independent book store on the Clacton High Street. In a robust defence in the House of Commons he said...

Balefails to kill cat in bin but succeeds in killing ELO cellist 3
arrghgarry 3 years
Fine for dropping chocolate wrapper was inspiration behind Careless Wispa, 2
Mr.3374 3 years

Reveals George Michael...

It was a boiing hot day ina medival Iranian prison when Sakineh a 43 year old 2
arrghgarry 3 years

Iranian woman asked for a 99 from Mr Whippy says her jailers seem to have misunderstood her ...

Skype deny problems with their conference call system 0
Quaz 3 years

A spokesman said "Eggherrnuffpuftzzzrt" before being cut off...

Chaos as striking tube workers can't get home. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Labour MPs call for investigation into hacking cough. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Little Britain awarded 'Best new comedy' accolade 0
antharrison 3 years
UK raise millions to replace crockery and picture hooks after NZ earthquake. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

Britons have rallied round to raise millions of pounds for the victims of last nights devastating earthquake in New Zealand. There have been heart rending stories of loss like Ida Brent who lost all...

Coleen Rooney wins headline grabbing contest 0
flossie mcjava 3 years

Coleen Rooney has officially been crowned WAGs headline grabbing queen after rumours of her husband's sordid antics spread like a prostitute's legs over the weekend. She beat off stiff competition...

Blair cancels book-signing at Clarkes. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Punk Rock Vicar jailed for conducting Sham 69 marriage. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

The Choir sang Oi!vey Maria...

Ex Tabloid editor denies being involved in Hacking 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

An ex Tabloid editor denies ever being involved in hacking or any other form of journalism. "It was basically smut, rumour and gossip. If that was illegal you would have to lock up most the men and...

Stead & Simpson slam Blairs decision to cancel London book signing 0
Basil_B 3 years

' We sold six months worth of stock on the back of that book signing date ' moaned Stead & Simpson Director Claude Simpson. ' I've never seen some many shoes sold in such a short space of time...

Death card actually does mean death, tarot reader admits 2
jp1885 3 years
Situation tense as wedding speech enters 2nd day, say negotiators 5
jp1885 3 years
Obama and Ahmedinajad take ritual playground taunts to next level 0
la maga 3 years

Relations between the US and Iran reached a new low today when Barack Obama drew a line across the playground with his foot and told Mahmoud Ahmadinejad , "I warn you: if you step across that line...