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School PE to be replaced by rioting 1
rickwestwell 3 years

In a move already being hailed by economists as a stroke of genius, much-admired Education Secretary Michael Gove has announced that 162 million pounds can be saved at a stroke from the schools...

Cigarette packets should wear condoms say ministers 2
Gerontius 3 years

More cover-ups soon, Buy me and stop one...

Turkeys vote for Christmas... 0
Doylem 3 years

When asked to give their preferences, 7 out of 10 turkeys plumped for Christmas rather than Easter, Lammastide or any of the other great dates in the Christian calendar, such as Ash Wednesday or the...

Pope Says Wearing Condoms Could Help Stop the Spread of X Factor Contestants 0
IABP 3 years
Camerons cancel holiday 0
riesler 3 years

"It sends the wrong message in these times of austerity" said the multi-millionnaire. "We will also be moving into a caravan and shopping at Lidl"...

After Susan Boyles` amazing folow up album and breaks all records ,Simon 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Cowell raises her pay to 10 quid a week and a bag of sweeties...

Holy condoms for sale. Conditions apply. 3
Ostsee 3 years
Cern scientist Does Polarized Fart 1
Rowly 3 years

More soon?.. hopefully not...

Families of gorgeous Bollywood couple happily accept their relationship 7
Oxbridge 3 years

Ravinder Khotra and Priti Kumar, a highly attractive and wealthy young engaged couple from Mumbai, have reported their delight and astonishment that their extended families are both entirely...

Gove says most primary school children should be able to read War and Peace 1
roybland 3 years
For sale by public auction - three green fields. 13
Lars Torders 3 years

A fine old woman*, Mrs. Ireland, today announced the sale of three green fields by public auction. She said "now that my strong, brave sons have all buggered off to England looking for jobs, there's...

Catholic Church launches own-brand condoms, ‘Choir Boys’... 0
Doylem 3 years
Bono sells sun glasses and clears Ireland bank debt. 3
one against the world 3 years

expect patronising tv ads soon...

Waity Katie likes it in the butty wutty. 7
rikkor 3 years

Or, so go the rumours...

Say it out loud: “We're straight and we're proud”... 0
Doylem 3 years

Andy Swift, organiser of this year’s Straight Pride March, explains what it’s all about. “We want to raise the profile of a beleaguered minority: people who feel drawn to express their...

Gag Reflex Sufferers Advised to Suck it and See 1
De-scribe 3 years
Roy Wood’s request for greater festive frequency falls on deaf ears... 0
Doylem 3 years

The entire population of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is seeking an injunction against Warner Brothers, to prevent them releasing, yet again, Roy Wood and Wizzard’s possibly certifiable...

Yahoo! Answers: how to get semen out of a phone keyboard? JM, London... 11
Doylem 3 years
Pope backs condom use for priests who don't want to leave forensic evidence. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Dublin warns that Irish brain drain will hit country's canal building program 0
roybland 3 years
English Defence League calls for compulsory repatriation of grave accent 0
roybland 3 years
Kate Middleton is a 'Car Crash Waiting to Happen' - say Palace Insiders. 4
IABP 3 years
Kate Middleton confides to friend "is it too late to tell him I'm Catholic?" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Blumenthal to add Canard au Canabis to the fat duck menu 0
4ty2 3 years by a french canard keeper. He hopes to get more happy customers and add the line "from organically worm freed...

Blind people to get own reactionary newspaper, the Daily Braille 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
'Joy Division week' on X-Factor leaves field wide open 10
Golgo13 3 years

Last night saw X-Factor pay tribute to seminal post-punk band Joy Division, as each of the remaining finalists sought to impress judges and public alike with their favourite tracks by the influential...

Lady Catherine de Bourgh Condemns Royal Wedding 0
Grover 3 years

Lady Catherine de Bourgh, mistress of Rosing Park, where the fireplace costs all of 500 pounds - we should say [i]one[/i] of the fireplaces, for she has several, her ladyship being fond of a good...

Age of Austerity forces Dannii Minogue to give up double-letters 0
Grover 3 years
Eviction notice for David Cameron? 1
hero2zero 3 years

Following the introduction of new social housing regulations it is expected that the Cameron family will be asked to leave “Number 10” following thirty months of residence. It is also expected...

Wayne's already bored with the presents he'll be getting this Christmas 0
roybland 3 years

Twelve-year-old Wayne Stevens says he's already fed up with the presents he'll be getting at Christmas. 'I really wanted the Lego garage, Nintendo DS, the bike and the other stuff,' Wayne said. 'But...