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Doctor Whoworksweekends to get new TARDY

The recently-announced Doctor Whoworksweekends is get a re-designed TARDY, it was learned today. Stephen Moffatt, the show's writer, said: 'Since we have found a new Doctor Whoworksweekends, we...

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John Wiltshire 08.08.13 7:49am
John Wiltshire
Hampshire Gym To Tackle Member Assessment

Fitness giant XRsize Gyms are set to trial a revised layout of the male changing areas at their Port Solent location. General manager Joe Swalley explained why this change was being mooted. "After...

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FlashArry 08.08.13 7:39am
Not Amused
Ray-Ban announces record profits in Africa

In other news a collective of aid recipients buy the Eiffel Tower and the RAF lament F-18 shortage...

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ChairmanMouth 08.08.13 7:24am
CulchaVulcha
Wary Carrey Quite Contrary

Actor, Jim Carrey, has apologised to cinema fans for his regular endorsement of "stupidity". Having wowed the Academy Award Panel with his 1994 rendition of Dumb and Dumber, Mr Carey is naturally...

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Wrenfoe 08.08.13 7:02am
Wrenfoe
Berlusconi seeks asylum in BungaBungaland

.. might have written this up but all spoof sites seem to have bonga bonga-ed in the last day or so!...

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Yikes 08.08.13 6:44am
Yikes
Tiny African Country Changes Name To 'Bongo-Bongo Land' And Then Sues UKIP 0
Titus 08.08.13 6:22am
Titus
Cut waste

Tory Minister urges households to make do and mend in order to cut waste, and promises the Coalition will waste more than enough for everyone...

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Starchy 08.08.13 1:41am
Starchy
Interest rates

Interest rates won't rise till the Tories are re-elected, and I'm safely back in Canada says Carney...

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Starchy 08.08.13 1:20am
Starchy
UK and Spain in dispute over Bongobongoland sovereignty

Prime Minister David Cameron has today been in talks with Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy in an attempt to diffuse tensions between the two countries over control of Bongonbongoland. Spain is...

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ianslat 08.08.13 12:47am
Wrenfoe
Microsoft’s new notebook computer to come with post it notes attached

Many people find computers frustrating, and they are often so slow to start up that you will have forgotten what you were going to write by the time it is ready to use. Now this new high tech tactile...

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rogerg 07.08.13 8:56pm
rogerg
Father Jack Appointed As New Dr Who As A "More Suitable Role Model For Children" 0
Titus 07.08.13 8:54pm
Titus
Peter Capaldi to feature in 'Do you think you are Who?' 8
John Wiltshire 07.08.13 8:46pm
Titus
UK on 'red alert' as Westlife release comeback tour threats via Twitter

The government has raised its terror threat level from amber to red today after a string of 'serious and terror inducing' threats of a comeback tour were released by Irish boy band Westlife via their...

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Jesus H 07.08.13 8:40pm
writinginbsl
Monty Panesar compounds error by playing with his googlies.

And there is probably an unsavoury sticky wicket gag in there somewhere...

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deskpilot3 07.08.13 8:23pm
deskpilot3
Godrey Bloom is the new face of Um Bongo. More casual racism soon. 0
deskpilot3 07.08.13 8:17pm
deskpilot3
Unemployed to be renamed "non-contracted zero hours workers". More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 07.08.13 8:16pm
deskpilot3
BoE governor's new policy: 'you can't take it with you, you mean old bastards' 0
medici2471 07.08.13 6:55pm
medici2471
Bongo-Bongo Land Breaks Off Diplomatic Relations With The UK In Protest Over

all the piss-taking on NewsBiscuit about their proud and glorious country. "Just because we don't exist, doesn't mean we have no feelings and don't get upset when people mock us and our country"...

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Titus 07.08.13 6:38pm
Titus
Daleks Complain About Bad Language From Doctor Who

#IT-IS-ALL-RIGHT-FOR-YOU. WE-ARE-UP-SET. WE-CAN-NOT-COV-ER-OUR-EARS. WE-FIND-THE-DOC-TOR'S-LAN-GUAGE-OF-FEN-SIVE.#...

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Titus 07.08.13 6:10pm
Titus
Judge Judge judges judge.

J week on Sesame Street?...

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virtuallywill 07.08.13 5:42pm
virtuallywill
Kenyan airport fire linked to consignment of Ray Bans. 1
MADJEZ 07.08.13 5:40pm
Titus
Yoko Ono asks bean-eaters to "give peas a chance" 11
sydalg 07.08.13 5:40pm
virtuallywill
Man who ate goose-feather pillow now feeling down in the dumps 0
Smart Alex 07.08.13 5:35pm
Smart Alex
Monty Panesar urinates on a bouncer instead of just ducking underneath it...

like normal batsmen...

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AReader 07.08.13 5:08pm
AReader
British Intelligence launch slightly out-of-date surveillance service, GCHQ+1 0
Metro 07.08.13 5:04pm
Metro
New Marmite TV advert polarises nation 0
AReader 07.08.13 4:45pm
AReader
Bongo Bongo Land condemns statements by Godfrey Bloom MEP

The Bongo Bongo Land Foreign Minister, Um Bongo, has condemned calls by UKIP MEP, Godfrey Bloom, to halt Britain's £1 billion-per-month aid payments. Bongo Bongo Land has long been the largest...

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tomholder 07.08.13 4:15pm
PeterB
"Bongo Bongo Land in bloom" organisers annoyed at being overshadowed 0
Not Amused 07.08.13 3:47pm
Not Amused
De-classified 1983 papers show Savile favourite to run childrens service.

No more soon...

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MADJEZ 07.08.13 3:42pm
MADJEZ
Berlusconi overseas BBQ party revealed as banger banger bongo bongo bunga bunga

too tortuous ?...

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Sinnick 07.08.13 3:25pm
Titus