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| Christmas to go ahead on Norfolk Turkey Farm | 0 |  |
Mother | 3 years |
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In an unexpected and surprising decision today, it was announced that Simon Cash’s turkey farm, near Cromer in Norfolk, will be fully behind the celebration of Christmas in 2011. The decision is... |
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| Graddafi proposes exchanging Koussa for Al-Megrahi | 2 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Minister of State for Decentralisation to organise decentralisation centrally | 0 | |
John Wiltshire | 3 years |
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The Minister of State for Decentralisation, Greg Clark, has promised to organise the decentralistion of the country., He said: 'I'm going to do it all myself. I shall visit every part of Britain and... |
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| Female market gardener sets pulses racing: Dwarf bean beat Sugar snap peas | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Recession latest: devout builders hoping for more conversions... | 0 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
| Female form ‘too good to be true' | 1 | |
Screenie | 3 years |
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‘If it seems too good to be true, it probably is’ is one of the favourite sayings of Agnes Rassiter of Banstead in Surrey and so her son, George Rassiter, a self proclaimed Geek's geek and Laser... |
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| House extensions to "go through the roof" | 0 | |
Nick McCarr | 3 years |
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. (Unlike stationary sales)... |
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| Musicologist proves that several genres are considerably queerer than folk. | 0 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
| Relief as Real IRA agrees to only bomb CAMRA pubs | 4 | |
Skylarking | 3 years |
| Children's TV latest: Ivorian Engine of Democracy fails to oust Gbagpuss | 0 | |
Skylarking | 3 years |
| HMV profits warning found on dog abandoned outside Battersea Dogs Home | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| MoD criticised for announcing 2,600 redundancies before telling next of kin | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Stolen FA Cup tickets found in Liverpool, bags they were in still missing | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Clare Balding 'not a threat to other women's marriages'... | 1 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
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in other news, it appears that the Pope is not a Muslim... |
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| Cameron promises to listen to anyone who agrees with him about NHS reforms | 0 | |
John Wiltshire | 3 years |
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David Cameron last night promised to listen carefully to anyone who agrees with him about his radical NHS reforms., 'I'm taking a pause in the course of the legislation,' he said, trying to look... |
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| Ryan Air to charge if there is no one sitting next to you | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| New world religion emerges, Atheism | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Shuttleworth Collection drafted in by RAF for Libyan operations | 2 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
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The Prime Minister's confirmed the historic Shuttleworth Collection will be re-called to service by the Royal Air Force, to provide extra aircraft for the no-fly zone over Libya. "The major... |
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| ‘It’s not doublespeak’ insists Cameron. ‘It’s “speakdouble”. | 3 | |
NewSuburbanDad | 3 years |
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David Cameron moved swiftly today to deny that new government guidelines on use of technical jargon amounted to an “Orwellian hijack” of the English language. ‘We know there are subtleties the... |
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| Irish police hunt for shy, insecure terrorists after outrage by diffident IRA... | 5 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
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Or, possibly, a real bastard with a lisp... |
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| Cash-strapped Gaddafi ‘to sell entire ’sixties wardrobe’ | 0 | |
malgor | 3 years |
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Christies Auction House has confirmed that they have taken instructions from Libya’s Col. Gaddafi to sell his entire collection of ‘military-style uniforms’, many of which were bought in... |
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| Elephant accused of blowing his own strumpet | 0 | |
OldThingy | 3 years |
| Devon man discovers that he is "Tinkerbell" on new Facebook quiz. | 0 | |
nannyknowsbest | 3 years |
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James Peasmold Gruntfuttuck from Devon discovered tonight that, on a brand new "mind improving" application on Facebook that his "Disney Cartoon Character" was no less than "Tinkerbell". "This has... |
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| Documentary maker's race against time to create melodrama with shaky camera work | 5 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
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A documentary film maker has just 24 hours to impose an arbitrary deadline on his programme - or he could risk losing everything, including a narrative, a dramatic atmosphere for his crap documentary... |
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| Man Christened 'Isaac Cox' to sue his own parents... | 4 | |
be reasonable | 3 years |
| World Cup: Thrilling Climax at Wankaday Stadium | 0 | |
theumpire | 3 years |
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more when I get my breath back... |
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| Mystery blond is just new Stig claims Clarkson. Wife remains unconvinced. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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More bombshells soon... |
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| 'Man United star escapes ban' now sport's most frequently used cliche | 0 | |
ronseal | 3 years |
| Nintendo to release anti-obesity game | 0 | |
Mrblacker | 3 years |
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To meet the demands of a Western population that's growing in number and waistline, the games giant Nintendo's to release a specialist anti-obesity variant of their popular canine maintenance game.... |
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| george michael to re release his song about a shy singer, Diffident Crooner. | 0 | |
arthurminnit | 3 years |
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coat, fetched... |
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