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| Higgs may have lost Higgs boson, if he or it ever existed (An attempt to splice the best of the contributions from Iggy Pop Barker, Dan Beige, ronseal and sillybugger) Dr Peter Higgs, co-discoverer of the Higgs boson particle, has told reporters that he... |
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Oxbridge | 10.10.13 9:19am Oxbridge |
| Man who criticised Vampires "gets it in the neck". | 0 | |
seymour totti | 10.10.13 9:03am seymour totti |
| BBC sell ad-space ‘in case Brucie dies on air’ The BBC have come under fire today as it is revealed they have begun taking bids from various commercial companies on ad-space which would potentially be cut to in the event that Bruce Forsyth dies... |
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TobiasBV | 10.10.13 8:39am Oxbridge |
| Passenger lands plane after pilot collapses; Ryanair charge him for seat upgrade | 3 | |
Oxbridge | 10.10.13 8:36am Oxbridge |
| SSE apologise for 8% price rise - 'it should have been much higher' | 0 | |
John Wiltshire | 10.10.13 8:27am John Wiltshire |
| FA to investigate Government accusations of badgers moving goalposts. | 6 | |
sredni vashta | 10.10.13 7:44am Titus |
| Mrs Higgs regrets asking her husband "What exactly is the matter?" hat tip Ronseal... |
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sillybugger | 10.10.13 7:42am Titus |
| Higgs Boson Particle “Lost” An embarrassed Peter Higgs, co-discoverer of the Higgs boson particle, confessed at a news conference today that he may not feel able to accept the Nobel Prize in Physics after the particle went... |
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Iggy Pop-Barker | 10.10.13 7:12am GrumpyCat |
| Woman leaving Argos store doesn't feel as if she's really been shopping When Doris Fee (46) emerged from her local Argos store onto the pavement outside with a new toaster, she says she suddenly felt dejected and disorientated. 'I was carrying the toaster in its box and... |
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roybland | 10.10.13 4:26am Landfill |
| Prof. Dave Boson snubbed | 0 | |
Not Amused | 09.10.13 11:54pm Not Amused |
| Tempers rise with still no agreed date for National Spontaneity Day. | 0 | |
Boutros | 09.10.13 11:28pm Boutros |
| When are you going to put those bloody particles away, fumes Mrs Higgs In her column in the Daily Mail today, Janet Street-Porter tells of the living hell that her friend Mrs Higgs went through when her childish husband became obsessed with particles. "Particle... |
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ronseal | 09.10.13 10:55pm ronseal |
| Scientists uncertain if Nobel Prize for Physics actually awarded Debate has erupted in scientific circles following the awarding of the Nobel Prize to particle physics pioneers Peter Higgs and Francois Englert. Celebrations were short-lived, as quantum physicists... |
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Dan Beige | 09.10.13 10:08pm Dan Beige |
| Al-qaeda discuss evasion techniques with Somerset badgers | 0 | |
FlashArry | 09.10.13 9:39pm FlashArry |
| Wilshire backs EDL training sessions to find improved back four More soon I am sure there's a JT joke there somewhere... |
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Not Amused | 09.10.13 8:46pm Not Amused |
| Uk police chief solves case of his own mugging in just one hour Proof today, as if it were needed, that the UK has the best law enforcement there is. Celebrated Birmingham police chief Bertie Plump reportedly managed to deduce that he had been mugged just one... |
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TobiasBV | 09.10.13 8:20pm TobiasBV |
| "Everyone's facebook posts are annoying", says every facebook user | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 09.10.13 7:35pm Dumbnews |
| BBC Minus 1 to show programmes “a day before they are finished” BBC have announced its new “Minus 1” service - a new channel that shows programmes up to a day before they have been completed. "This shows the BBC's commitment to be ahead of the game,"... |
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nickb | 09.10.13 6:58pm Titus |
| Badgers' leader to give exclusive interview to BBC.. | 0 | |
Boutros | 09.10.13 6:38pm Boutros |
| Carr: "It's Taken Me Months To Perfect My Fake Laugh" no more, please... |
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Mike Turbine-Hamilton | 09.10.13 6:29pm Mike Turbine-Hamilton |
| Innovative vegetable grower wins novel peas prize | 2 | |
Smart Alex | 09.10.13 6:24pm Squudge |
| MI5 Chief makes speech from undisclosed lavatory The head of MI5, Mr Andrew McSmythe, made an impassioned speech from an unspecified lavatory, yesterday. His words echoed the Home Secretary’s in their defence of state secrets. And they also... |
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nickb | 09.10.13 5:18pm nickb |
| Russians 'Find' drugs on Greenpeace Ship Russian investigators have reported finding hard drugs on board the Greenpeace ship seized last month during a protest in the Arctic. They also claimed to have found thousands of tons of soft drugs,... |
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Flugelbinder | 09.10.13 3:37pm Flugelbinder |
| Help to buy scheme extended to season tickets - bringing public transport to all The government - being always quick to catch on to a vote-winner - is extending it's popular 'help to buy' scheme to those planning to buy an annual season ticket, meaning that potential 'first-time... |
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NewBiscuit | 09.10.13 3:35pm NewBiscuit |
| Wilshere positions himself for EDL top job Having been marginalized by Arsene Wenger, since an influx of ‘one migrant German called Ozil’, Jack Wilshere has decided to declare his candidacy for the vacant leadership of the English Defence... |
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Wrenfoe | 09.10.13 3:23pm Jesus H |
| L'oreal funereal service - 'They were worth it' | 0 | |
JimHenson | 09.10.13 3:00pm JimHenson |
| Christmas To Be Moved To Summer To Avoid Clashing With Football Also to improve safety for elderly nocturnal sleigh-drivers, with less snow on roofs. However one S Claus [an Eastern-European immigrant worker if ever there was one] has whinged that safety will... |
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Titus | 09.10.13 2:54pm Jesse Bigg |
| Channel 4 to broadcast Jellyfish Mating, "Box Sex" | 0 | |
james_doc | 09.10.13 2:42pm james_doc |
| Richard II's Death, New Evidence New historical evidence re Richard II's death in Pontefract Castle, Yorkshire, now proves beyond doubt that he died of a combination of early cricketing and Pontefract Cakes. Hence the runs... |
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Jesse Bigg | 09.10.13 2:35pm Jesse Bigg |
| Badgers accused of 'Not Playing Fair' Environment secretary Owen Paterson has defended extending the pilot Badger cull, complaining that whilst the Badgers initially played their part in the exercise, dutifully meandering around their... |
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Flugelbinder | 09.10.13 1:41pm Flugelbinder |
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