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| Dyslexic American pastor stages Korean book burning | 0 |  |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Channel 4 cancels “the boy with no obvious physical deformity” documentary | 0 | |
jm | 3 years |
| Snooker player who used a swan vesta to mend cue, is charged with Match Fixing | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
| News of the world exclusive "Oil drilling platform of the year vote was rigged!" | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
| Blair to exert influence over book burning | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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Today, former Prime Minister Tony Blair sought to use his considerable influence with the Americans to prevent the planned burning of the Koran on September 11th. "Tony's influence with the... |
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| Blair wants Koran book burning to be cancelled | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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to a week thursday so it will distract protesters from spoiling his book signing date at a London bookshop at 10.00 a.m Oxford Street, come early to avoid disappointment... |
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| Bad light stops Blair book signing tour | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Legal highs linked to gigantism | 0 | |
ChrisHarrison | 3 years |
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Amidst reports of teenagers 8ft tall terrorising the good citizens of Camberwell, a new Government paper suggests that legal highs from plant food such as meow meow could be responsible for an... |
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| Its me Franco | 0 | |
sloopzz | 3 years |
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Quality use of the phrase 'jelly bums' there. Have 2 stars... |
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| Cameron renames Homeless 'Guardians of the Streets' | 2 | |
Luzanos | 3 years |
| Volvos rout VWs in Prep School Road War Skirmish | 0 | |
Des Custard | 3 years |
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The Volvos won a decisive battle against the VWs yesterday in the War of the Roads outside St Olaf’s Preparatory School in Walton-on-Thames. Despite the VWs’ superior tactical ability, their... |
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| C of E bishops demand right to move horizontally | 1 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
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The bishops of the Church of England, meeting in a conclave at Canterbury, are calling on the Church to intervene directly with the government. They want to end centuries of restrictions and be... |
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| God seeks to redress work/home imbalance | 3 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
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It is reported that God has been in contract negotiations with the General Synod since his millennial appraisal in 2001. He is seeking to renegotiate his terms and conditions to reflect the new... |
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| Goldman Sachs dips into its petty cash tin to pay £20 million fine | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Morrisons advised not to let Richard Hammond test its new online shopping site | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| 'A Journey' beaten to Booker Fiction Prize shortlist by WMD dossier. More soon. | 0 | |
Mary Evans | 3 years |
| Don't patronise us you German pillocks, cows tell Muller | 0 | |
Oxbridge | 3 years |
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'"Thank you cows",' snorted Nancy, a three-year-old Friesian at Grove Farm near Bridgewater, Somerset. 'What, for forcing us into a concrete shed twice a day, nabbing the milk we make for our young... |
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| David Cameron implements 25% cut in Grandparents. | 4 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
| Channel 4 to start showing "Big Burqa". | 2 | |
FormerlyAlOPecia | 3 years |
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Where 12 lovely muslim ladies live in a big burqa shaped tent, and don't come out. Should be more rivetting than the original... |
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| Hillary Clinton convinces Pastor to burn copies of her husband's memoir instead | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| Tony Blair Criticises Worlds Decision To Carry Out Mass Bonfire of "A Journey" | 3 | |
thisisall1word | 3 years |
| Capello to retire after next major tournament. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Although many say that he retired before the last major tounament... |
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| Pastor Jones enters Guiness book of records on amount of death threats received | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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'Salman Rushdie is going to be small potatoes compared to this one' said a Guiness book of records spokesman today... |
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| Middle East United By One Star Amazon Review for Blair Memoirs | 0 | |
thisisall1word | 3 years |
| BP say it was a failure of several different parties that caused the gulf leek | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Especially the party involving the undersea pipe safety team who all went on a three day party come bender to celebrate big al's fortieth which distracted them from managing the regulation of the... |
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| Stroke of Luck? | 2 | |
Mafaking Carwongo | 3 years |
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This conversation was hacked on my mobile.. Bring bring, Hello, Hello Dad, it's David., Oh hello David, are you looking forward to your first PM question time?, Erm, sort of. Thing is Dad,... |
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| "Ride my pimp " a new MTV show where prostitutes get revenge | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
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on their partner, by having him jailed with Big bubba type... |
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| Allah happy at hundred copies of the Koran burning at £15 a copy. | 1 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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The book's author said once people had paid for their copy he didn't care what they did with it as he still got the royalties... |
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| Piers Morgan becomes the new "Larry King " looking forward to shagging wifes | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
| Man recreates Avatar 3D iMax experience by drinking pint of creme de menthe. | 0 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
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Then going outside for a walk... |
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