The NewsBiscuit Writers' Room
Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten
Everything on these pages has been submitted by readers of the site and appears here unedited. Potential front page stories as well as one-liners for the ticker bar are welcome, so if you would like to write for NewsBiscuit please post your article on this submission board and then attempt to give yourself maximum votes over and over again. The most prolific and successful contributors will be considered for the coveted title of 'Writer of the Month'.
Check the following links for info: Guidelines for writers, Writer of the Month, Help with posting.
| Topic — Add New » | Comments | Votes | Author | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wiltshire Police Sergeant to coach “The Apprentice” failed candidates | 1 |  |
hero2zero | 3 years |
|
Rumours abound that Sgt. Mark Andrews will be hired to train contestants in the hit show to proffer excuses over failed tasks, following his successful appeal against his six month prison sentence... |
||||
| Berkshire crime scene marked by a blue circle | 0 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Affordable housing "within every persons grasp" says Minister | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
|
http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/th_affordable.jpg... |
||||
| Irish Jokes about the English Put Smile back in Dublin | 1 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
|
'Did you hear about the Englishmen who put money in our banks? They lost the lot'... |
||||
| Obscurity to Close Ports as It's Now too Full of Failed Reality TV Contestants | 0 | |
IABP | 3 years |
| IRA to Open Bank | 1 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
|
'We've been doing it all wrong. Instead of robbing banks we should open one then Governments will just give us billions no matter how badly we do. Its the perfect scam."... |
||||
| Screaming Lord Talks of "Curmudgeonly World View" | 0 | |
Dun Dunkin | 3 years |
|
"That fact that one has done a bit of time in the old pokey shouldn't be a barrier to voting on law making decisions. If you haven't been inside you haven't lived". He also expressed his considered... |
||||
| Deposed heads of state to be offered "coup and soup" in new international treaty | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Eight Legs of Venison for £50 was 'Too Dear' says Meat-lover | 7 | |
De-scribe | 3 years |
| White van courier criticised as customers still await delivery of man in a sack. | 3 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Wiltshire Policeman wins Strictly appeal case | 1 | |
Erlang | 3 years |
|
Sgt Mark Andrews, of Wiltshire Police today won his appeal to be re-instated to BBC show Strictly Come Dancing. The Sgt had previously been removed from the show for "rough handling" of his dance... |
||||
| Tony Blair reverts back to Protestant despite donating millions to | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
|
the Vatican discovering he cannot become Pope... |
||||
| ‘Someone’s grandmother’ to be next England manager | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
|
Another woeful performance by the England football team has prompted the Football Association to announce that it will be looking to appoint ‘someone’s grandmother’ to replace Fabio Capello... |
||||
| Long term unemployed to be reclassified as Freelance Government Administrators | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
|
Applicants must complete and sign papaerwork every two weeks in their assigned Government office to receive their benefits package. More soon... |
||||
| Sarah Palin says she could beat Obama at Mud Wrestling | 3 | |
Grover | 3 years |
|
Reality TV star, former Alaskan Governor, and internationally regarded nutcase Sarah Palin has announced that she could beat Barrack Obama in a mud wrestling contest. "I'm engaged in the internal... |
||||
| Seatbeltless Vince Black was an advocate of being thrown | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
|
clear from the car in the event of accident .Today he was thrown clear and went threw the warehouse door of Britax`s testing facility and was unfortunately tangled in a gaggle of seatbelts.Britax... |
||||
| Protesting cattle demand to be herd. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| Chilean President vows to free trapped antimatter | 0 | |
exigo | 3 years |
| Cannabis growers double next years production as Prince Harry organises stag-do. | 1 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Albuquerque pathologists urge parking wardens not to give up their day jobs | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
|
after failing to spot dead body in car while they were busy clamping and ticketing it... |
||||
| Berkshire Murder - Did the police dilly dally on the way? | 1 | |
MrChigleysAunt | 3 years |
| Daily Mail urges Sarkozy to line Paris tunnels with foam to protect new princess | 0 | |
carpecaseus | 3 years |
| Married physicist discovers "doesn't matter" | 19 | |
andhrimnir | 3 years |
| Hackney reports first man flu case of 2010 / 2011 winter season | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
| Psoriasis Association launches scratch card | 8 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Oil industry accused of refining to thickly as oil crunch threatened | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
| Children say they prefer to go needy than have to watch more dreary 'fun'. | 1 | |
the coarse whisperer | 3 years |
| Age UK worried about benefit cuts, yes, we are, mmm, yes, very | 3 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| British tourist sent to Gulag described as Pontins in Russian brochure | 0 | |
Erlang | 3 years |
|
A British tourist was today laughing off, his experience in a former Soviet era Gulag., John Gorm who had booked his holiday online, was blissfully unaware at the time that a translation error would... |
||||
| Huge ransom demand expected after Somali pirates capture antimatter | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
New Topic in this Forum
You must log in to post.