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| Geordie Shore star pregnant by Peter Andre sells for £4.2m at auction | 0 |  |
grottymonty | 04.12.13 12:23pm grottymonty |
| Crossword setters' brains are weird differently More to follow... |
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apepper | 04.12.13 10:53am Titus |
| This day in 1963 - Chaos in Lyons Teashops as punched cards dropped [i]Nippies[/i], the normally demur and calm lady sales assistants at Lyons teashops, were left bewildered and flustered across the country today, due to an error by the Electronic Brain at the Data... |
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Beer Sampler | 04.12.13 10:35am editor |
| Daly can be cured by taking regular cold baths, says Catholic Church. More soon. | 3 | |
dominic_mcg | 04.12.13 9:39am jp1885 |
| Massive Tax Hike On Xmas Alcohol….. …"Sorry, Fiona, thimbles only, I'm afraid."... |
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Jesse Bigg | 04.12.13 9:34am Jesse Bigg |
| Google Street View car driver arrested on suspicion of serial killings | 1 | |
medici2471 | 04.12.13 9:22am medici2471 |
| ‘I think I'm just an idiot’, admits Boris Johnson in emotional YouTube video Mayor of London Boris Johnson has come out as "utterly clueless about pretty much everything", in an emotional five-minute YouTube video uploaded today. The 49-year-old Conservative politician and... |
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Jesus H | 04.12.13 9:06am jp1885 |
| Millions of Dreamcatchers recalled due to wiring error Millions of Dreamcatchers, sold though high street chain Pound Kingdom, have been recalled today. A simple manufacturing mistake means that all Dreamcatchers sold were set up as Dreamcrushers.... |
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gaijintendo | 04.12.13 8:54am jp1885 |
| UK knot any gud at maffs but engerlish KO. | 1 | |
Al OPecia | 04.12.13 8:28am Jesse Bigg |
| Short planks distance themselves from British children More to follow... |
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apepper | 04.12.13 6:53am apepper |
| Italian children scored highest in "Pizza Test" | 0 | |
AReader | 03.12.13 11:34pm AReader |
| Massive Earthquake Turns GB Upside Down….. ….Scottish' and Geordie' tans all the rage. 'Ee! niver, love!'... |
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Jesse Bigg | 03.12.13 10:06pm Jesse Bigg |
| The Greasy Pole….. ….Aftermath of Cameron's haircut by east European barber?... |
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Jesse Bigg | 03.12.13 9:45pm Jesse Bigg |
| 'The Cameron Handshake?'…... ….Good shake with foreign leaders…… Arm-lock economics for us Brits... |
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Jesse Bigg | 03.12.13 9:29pm Jesse Bigg |
| Cry for help dismissed as "cry for help". | 4 | |
nickb | 03.12.13 7:47pm Wrenfoe |
| Italian kids disappointed not to have done better in Pisa tests | 1 | |
medici2471 | 03.12.13 7:46pm Wrenfoe |
| Taliban relaxed about Amazon drones: "They usually deliver when we're out." | 2 | |
medici2471 | 03.12.13 7:45pm Wrenfoe |
| Gok Wan brands the FA 'fashion fascista' as flares banned from football matches | 1 | |
pinxit | 03.12.13 7:24pm Titus |
| World's first energy-saving lightbulb finally reaches maximum brightness The world's first energy-saving lightbulb, made in 1976, has finally reached its maximum brightness. Switched on 37 years ago, the first 14 years passed without anyone realising it was emitting any... |
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James Pluside | 03.12.13 7:21pm Titus |
| Hollywood actress 'comes out' as secret diver Former Cagney & Lacey star Tyne Daly has revealed she has been a closet diver all her life., The Hollywood star decided to ‘come out’ following rumours in some tabloid newspapers that she... |
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Gerontius | 03.12.13 7:15pm medici2471 |
| Clare Balding's gran cancels her order for Tom Daley 2014 calendar Orders one of that nice Dale Winton instead... |
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irreverendJ | 03.12.13 7:11pm Al OPecia |
| Students oblivious to lecturers' strike. More soon. | 0 | |
dominic_mcg | 03.12.13 6:55pm dominic_mcg |
| Taliban complain that Amazon drones cause "annoying confusion" More to follow... |
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apepper | 03.12.13 6:36pm apepper |
| Man trapped in small town for entire life | 5 | |
Dumbnews | 03.12.13 5:28pm A.A.Arkwright |
| Dark Web is getter really dark, man Sheeple.com, the website that replaced Silk Road, has gone so dark that it can no longer be reached. All moneys deposited at Sheeple.com have been secured offsite, said a spokesman, who did not... |
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Beer Sampler | 03.12.13 4:19pm Beer Sampler |
| Website requires one to login to access the login page | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 03.12.13 4:10pm Dumbnews |
| Amazon to weaponize Xmas shopping Fans of online shopping will soon see unmanned drones dropping a range of seasonal products upon their heads; with Syria already registering an interest in the express of delivery of 800 tonnes of... |
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Wrenfoe | 03.12.13 3:13pm Paddy Berzinski |
| Turner Prize Accidently Awarded for Spilled Coffee There was chronic embarrassment yesterday evening in Londonderry, as the Turner Prize was awarded to Performance Artist Tino Sehgal for what was later revealed to be an accident, as the security... |
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james_doc | 03.12.13 1:31pm james_doc |
| Government Reclassify Cars Carrying Passengers as Buses In order to meet its target on encouraging use of public transport, cars carrying more than one person are now recognised as buses., At a Department for Transport press conference, minister for... |
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james_doc | 03.12.13 12:54pm Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Tom Daly reveals that the sky is blue Nobody saw that one coming... |
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Spartacus | 03.12.13 12:52pm Vertically Challenged Giant |
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