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The message is clear as Vuvuzela translates into English as "deaf white man" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Green blames gaff on throw back to previous life as rabbit on salisbury plain 0
Basil_B 3 years

Apparently he died of a severe case of myxiemetoesis. Still more believable than blaming the ball...
England squad struck down by flu bug 0
Scroat 3 years

Except Robert Green...
BNP chief and Queen rumoured to be planning to discuss German links. 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Robert Green is the new face of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Civil servants say private v public sector civil war cannot start before 10:30am 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The declaration of civil war, between Britain's divided public and private sector workers, has already hit a snag, with civil servants insisting on a 10:30 am start time, with a stop at 11 am for the...
British National Party to change name. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Worried about adverse publicity, because BNP is too similar to BP...
Big Brother contestants starve to death as Channel 4 forgets they are there. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
It's all about blagging rights, says Robbie Earle 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Outcry as American spills oil on BP forecourt. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Referendum to be held: should England stay in the UK? 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Cameron apologizes for Bloody Sunday. Clegg apologizes for Migraine Monday. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Outcry as Voldemort invited to tea party at Buckingham Palace 0
shitsu_tonka 3 years
"Too sexy" Amy Pond to be replaced by Bella Emberg, says BBC insider. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Recession means only 52% of L'Oreal customers are now 'worth it' in real terms 1
dicky37 3 years

The repercussions of the recent economic downturn are wider than first thought, with a measurable decline in the self-esteem of a generation of women...
Sir Jimmy Saville denies spending the £200million on bling. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Vuvuzela coming to Question Time. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'They'll give it a bit of vuvu-voom that will take it to the next level'...
Robbie Earle sacked over World Cup tickets 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Another victim of the vuvuzela hypnosis?...
BNP invited to Garden Party Dilemma. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Monarchy that is 50% migrant not 'British' enough...
The Inquiry Executive Summary 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'Lets face it the UK is an army of occupation and these things are consistent with that idiom'. More BS later...
Cows backside unharmed following attack with banjo by England strikers 2
edward hack 3 years

Moo soooon...
Cameron apologies for Bloody Sunday. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Especially as his afternoon garden party was rained off causing him to cancel several friends and some local members of the hunt, ' bloody sunday was a complete wash out and I lost the deposit for...
Pope tumbles undercover sting after officer forgets to wax himself 'everywhere' 1
QorbeQ 3 years
Green blames fumble on being temporarily possessed by the ghost of Ray Charles 0
Basil_B 3 years

Well it's a more credible excuse than blaming the ball...
Italy's first half captitulation brought back memories of WWII Africa 1942. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Speaking of his teams first half efforts a misty eyed Italian Manager Marcel Lippi said ' The way we rolled over and let Paraquay take the lead was not unlike the performance given by our Army at El...
Bill Gates' wife reveals why husband's company called 'Microsoft'. 0
MightyBlair 3 years
Therapist blames Green for not catching his train home after session. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'It was supposed to me influencing him, not the other way round' said the enraged Italian sport psychotherapist...
Britain to have a longer year to lower its debt 0
Iamthestig 3 years

With debts rising and the interest payments alone looking at potentially crippling the British economies recovery, a drastic solution has been suggested by the Chancellor. Britain is to go ahead and...
Tennis fans welcome vuvuzelas at Wimbledon 23
Mary Evans 3 years

News that vuvuzelas and other musical instruments are to be permitted at this year’s Wimbledon has been greeted enthusiastically by tennis fans as they prepare for the tournament next week....
Tougher Rules Needed On Flesh Eating Bacteria Petting Zoos 4
Svendo 3 years

The EU is urging stricter regulation on childrens petting zoos specializing in flesh eating viruses and bacteria after a string of infections. Sally Macdonald contracted a rare strain of necrotizing...