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| Abbott to leave Labour seeking 'a party with a happy atmosphere' | 6 |  |
dicky37 | 3 years |
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| University findings prove Derek Acorah probably wont go to hell. | 0 | |
BlackAndroid | 3 years |
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The Christian faith has been rocked today by startling evidence that ghost’s and the spirit world do not exist, and it’s thrown questionable doubt over the religions belief system. Universities... |
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| Rod Hull’s Emu return’s to TV Aerial erection business – claims no ‘arm in it | 1 | |
ironbridgeboy | 3 years |
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just the headline... |
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| Terry Wogan admits to miming 'Floral Dance' | 2 | |
riesler | 3 years |
| Small iceberg 'the size of whales' breaks from glacier. | 2 | |
riesler | 3 years |
| Pakistani Tourist board say "with one thing and another its been a bad week" | 0 | |
brownpaperreporter | 3 years |
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floods, murdered tourists, support for Taliban and the cricket team .. but we do have a beach!... |
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| No 10 rejects child milk cut idea, but will steal dinner money from smaller kids | 3 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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Big society, rich bullys... |
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| French, galled that military intervention in Africa went unnoticed, plan UK coup | 2 | |
la maga | 3 years |
| Emaciated pockmarked homeless addict still sure heroin makes him Burrough's heir | 0 | |
la maga | 3 years |
| Macdonalds is proud to announce new to it's range of world burgers . | 3 | |
mrlemoncurry | 3 years |
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Macdonalds is proud to present the next burger in it attempts to bring the varied flavours of the world to Great Britain ., [u]The Pakistan Burger :[/u], Two all beef patties infiltrated in between... |
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| Duchess of York had 10,000 men | 0 | |
ramblesnake | 3 years |
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revelations should clear debts with enough left over to keep me going till Christmas, says Fergie... |
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| Duchess of York doing everything to avoid bankruptcy say her full time team | 0 | |
virtuallywill | 3 years |
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press release and book later... |
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| Under-fives devastated that free milk scheme is to continue | 1 | |
roybland | 3 years |
| Twitter revolution ensures news of Japan's warm summer reaches outside world | 5 | |
Golgo13 | 3 years |
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As easy as it is to mock Twitter and the millions of sad, needy users who seek to validate their meaningless existences by slavishly following the illusion of proximity to witty celebrities, while... |
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| Valley of Jordan claims latest victim as gynaecologist falls to death. | 6 | |
SingingHinny | 3 years |
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The mother of a gynaecologist who was examining the nether-regions of Katie Price has spoken of her devastation after her son was swallowed by the glamour model’s cavernous front-bottom. ‘We just... |
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| Employee sacked for entering the words 'you can' into English > Dutch translator | 4 | |
pinxit | 3 years |
| Disability benefit cheat filmed jazz dancing sentenced to swing | 5 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Scousers : Even we don't understand a word comedian John Bishop says. | 3 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
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Liverpool's population admit 'He's not one of ours, we have no idea where he comes from.' Embarrassed BBC executives reveal they had just assumed he was a scouser, although they didn't actually... |
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| Panasonic to build plasma TV targeted at parents | 0 | |
QorbeQ | 3 years |
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Following recent complaints that their latest 'NeoPDP' plasma televisions attract more small smudgy fingerprints than they used to, electronics giant Panasonic has decided to specifically target the... |
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| Pakistan flood victims exasperated by ‘it never rains but its pours ‘ pun ! | 0 | |
BlackAndroid | 3 years |
| Disagreement about acceptibility of the word 'cunt' mars otherwise good date | 3 | |
la maga | 3 years |
| Pakistan cricket team pray for rain | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
| 'We're all in this together' agrees sewage worker | 0 | |
roybland | 3 years |
| World sauna event favourite dies having quoted he’d win ‘no sweat’. | 1 | |
BlackAndroid | 3 years |
| US declares fatwah against Scotch cardinal 'for hurting our feelings'. | 1 | |
Ostsee | 3 years |
| Girls outperform boys on GCSE and A-level results days, study finds | 2 | |
roybland | 3 years |
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Girls do much better than boys when opening their GCSE and A-level results, according to research from Manchester University. ‘Girls far outperform boys in hysterics, histrionics and dramatic... |
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| Boy, 9, in accidental fruit and veg overdose | 0 | |
Des Custard | 3 years |
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Nine year old Sam Ryder of Stevenage is in a stable condition this morning following an accidental fruit and vegetable overdose. His mother Aimee described the moment when a relaxing family... |
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| Kids now scare each other shitless with 'Michael Gove will come and get you' | 0 | |
la maga | 3 years |
| Teenager ignores peer pressure, heeds government warning passed on by teacher | 1 | |
la maga | 3 years |
| Police corner Raoul Moat killer joke ,it tops itself . | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
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