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E.On increases charges to pay massive 'phone bill. 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Well they call me every bloody day...

Sooty silent on phone hacking claims. More soon 2
nickb 3 years
Vets offer courtesy cat scheme for pet owners 11
Des and Stan 3 years

A Dorchester veterinary practice is offering substitute pets to owners while their beloved animal is being treated. Cat owner Jenny Newby was amazed at what happened when Tuna, her 12 year old...

Tony Bennett does single with Amy Winehouse. Covers 'The bitch was smacked up' 0
MADJEZ 3 years
"Shit-Hole Chic" cited as reason for property price increases in Hackney........ 0
Bismarck 3 years

The news that properties in Hackney were experiencing huge rises in value was put down to the new phenomenon "Shit-Hole Chic", the latest in housing trends. Certain areas of Sheffield, and the whole...

Kate leading the press a merry dance over pregnancy speculation 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

Rumours that the Duchess of Cambridge could be pregnant are continuing, despite her recent behaviour suggesting that she is not, or perhaps she is, expecting her first child. Speculation has been...

Daily Mail offers free "cootie shots" to its readers. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Geoff Boycott's granny better than Sachin Tendulkar. 0
rebel not taken 3 years

Forthright Yorkshireman Geoff Boycott has dismissed claims that Sachin Tendulkar is the best batsman since Don Bradman. Gritty Boycott, who was axed from the England team in 1967 after batting all...

BBC Bosses criticise world events for attempting to distract from phone hacking 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Senior figures at the BBC have publically criticised recent world events for attempting to deflect attention away from their ongoing self-righteous reporting of the phone hacking scandal. Since the...

Martian Water plc lifts hosepipe ban. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Blonde Ohio club hostess confirms Tiger Woods is nearly back to his best 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hero cop saved as crim's bullet is blocked by his wad from News International! 0
ronseal 3 years
Car crash forces Mr Bean to abandon ‘Mr Atkinson’ pilot programme 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Mounting fear that Macca hacker may release Linda McCartney recordings 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Facebook blames Pickles as thousands of confused councillors reveal their asses 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bank of Mum and Dad to be nationalised after sub prime pocket money scandal. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Lemmings down 4%. More $oon. 1
red 3 years
Homosexual Offended By Homophobia 2
Textbook 3 years

A homosexual man today said he was offended by homophobia. "When I see homophobia against homosexuals it offends me homosexually" said the homosexual...

Italian finance minister to boost markets with striptease 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

Italian Finance Minister Carla Romagna has promised 'a stiff response' to market jitters over a possible default by her debt-laden country. Addressing parliament she vowed to take off an item of...

Countryside Alliance wants more affordable rural housing - but not round here... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Italian economy joins long list of things Berlusconi has fucked 4
Qoxiivi 3 years
MP's facing 'impossible choice' between two huge fibbers 0
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

MPs' say they have no plans to call Piers Morgan for questioning over the hacking of Heather Mill's phone; while they struggle to decide which of the bare-faced whopper-mongers they should believe....

Mareseatoatsanddoeseatdoats, andlittlelambsaretasty. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Climate change groups observe that Ramadan is occurring "later than last year" 3
Nick McCarr 3 years
'Lurve' doctors working more hours than ever 4
jp1885 3 years

The NHS has come under fire once again after a Panorama report showed that it is ‘systematically failing’ lovesick Britons by cutting back on the number of trained 'lurve' doctors. It has also...

Rock ‘n’ roll voted ‘the new rock ‘n’ roll’ 8
jp1885 3 years

Performers and fans alike are celebrating today after a nationwide poll officially named rock ‘n’ roll as the new rock ‘n’ roll. Rock ‘n’ roll was knocked from its 50 year place in pole...

Pepsi delighted after £300m Coke seizure 3
simonjmr 3 years
Jeremy Clarkson. 10
Al OPecia 3 years
The longer you live, the more likely you'll reach the age of 100 say experts. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Insurance company pays out after meerkat free gift causes house fire. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years