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Man buys national debt inadvertently as he fails to text the word STOP 1
Basil_B 3 years

when replying to a text message sent by George Osbourne...

Struggling Music Industry Includes Ads As Part of Lyrics in Songs 1
The Dudeman 3 years

A demo track by new rock band The Noise of Colour called 'Because My 2011 Ford Fiesta is cool', was released on Sony Music earlier today, as part of the industry's drive to close a financial gap...

Salman Rushdie sends personal message to Reverend Terry Jones 1
riesler 3 years

"Wait until you see your life insurance premiums!"...

Thefts result in shortage of umbrage 8
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Pedantic English teacher revealed as 9/11 mastermind. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

"It should have been "The World Trade Centre"" claims Trevor Arbuthnot, before adding "and it was 11/9 not 9/11. Honestly, what is the point? I don't know why I bother."...

Satirists ponder ethics of jokes about the perils of being related to Cameron 3
la maga 3 years
Complete non-entity demands right to publicity 0
DonnaQuixote 3 years

“Freedom of the press is all very well”, claims clerical worker JS, “but as somebody who nobody has ever heard of, I have a right to publicity too. Why should these A-list celebs get photos of...

people around the world remember when the C.I.A .came up with a reason to 0
arrghgarry 3 years

invade Iraq and Afghanistan .Mission acomplished...

Hungry Food Standards Agency Recalls Nearly Every Single Curry in UK 3
The Dudeman 3 years

In an abrupt news conference this week, Mark Gates, senior executive at the FSA, said they will recall nearly every type of curry in the UK, including meal-for-ones, homemade, restaurant, and...

Stocks for 11/09/2010 0
The Dudeman 3 years

UP - SSJ (Sarah S. Jackson): 45% increased interest among male traders., UP - APPL (Apple Inc.): Apple released a new update for iOS, enabling users to show how much of a dick they are even more...

Gareth Willimas family demand their son`s body be returned to them from MI6 0
arrghgarry 3 years

in an S.A.E...

Consonants were all once part of one 'giant super consonant' 16
dicky37 3 years

New research published last night claimed that all the consonants in use today were once joined together to form a single giant, unpronouncable consonant, surrounded by an enormous vowel.,...

Man watches "Day after tomorrow "futurisitc film of global warming 0
arrghgarry 3 years

man wants to kill everyone actors ,extras food suppliers ,producers in the film ,he thinks he may not be the only one...

"Burn the Koran" pastor's plane accidentally crashes into Empire State Building 15
ramblesnake 3 years
9-year-old Muslim boy found crying after being accused of 9/11 3
The Dudeman 3 years

Abdul Razaq, 9, was found crying outside a dumpster near his school. Sources close to the boy said that the trigger was several of his classmates ganging up on him during the school's 9/11...

Poor performing pupils to be held back for six week long detention in the summer 2
Basil_B 3 years
Pastor Taking it to the Next Level. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Quran burning to be replaced with Muslim burning instead. Or putting them into wheelie bins when no one is looking...

HMRC Rebranding launch with new tag-line: "Fuck off and Die". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Too many hookers in Liverpool so Rooney dropped from Everton match. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Italian restaurant owners sympathetic to Islam throw out all their pasta stock 0
Basil_B 3 years

Only the spaghetti onna the menneru tonighta...

Larry King orders rotating coffin after Piers Morgan given show 0
monkeyfarmer 3 years

., Hmm not so happy with this...

Krispy Kreme shares tumble as police announce job losses. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Entire Media Enraged at Man Who It Overhyped 0
The Dudeman 3 years
Smart phones to strike over 'stupid' users. 1
SingingHinny 3 years
Nine years since the triumph of political extremists in US, also 9/11 attacks 0
la maga 3 years
On This day 1057 :"Edward the Confessor Retracts Statement" Reported Saxon Times 4
mugwump 3 years
International Rescue called in to prevent man dumping vowels in Irish Sea 0
Sinnick 3 years
US survey shows 50% of married men have forgotten 9/11 anniversary 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
BBC announces Christmas comedy featuring Wall Street. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

The working title for the remake of that Depression-era favorite: "[i]It's A Wonderful Life![/i]", starring Jimmy Stewart and The Jedward. More soon...

Despite Recent Cancellations, Pastor Confirms Car Boot Sale 'Still On' 0
mugwump 3 years