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Couple succeed in using week off to book next holiday

Chantelle and Stuart Sanders, 26 and 31, of Carshalton, say they are ecstatic after managing to book their next holiday during a week off work. They spent the first weekend of their break...

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Des Custard 17.04.12 6:43am
dvo4fun
Pippa Middleton avoids gun rap as front-on ID parade inconclusive

French police have announced that no charges will be laid against Pippa Middleton as a result of a weekend gun incident in Paris as none of the many witnesses got a clear view of her famous rear....

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Yikes 17.04.12 6:12am
Yikes
Will change of fracking policy by Government mean less fracking problems?

The Government have announced proposed changes to legislation concerning fracking. The need for this legislation has been driven by environmental concerns., Sometimes fracking can can be so noisy...

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weematt 17.04.12 5:33am
weematt
Technology not needed to show footballers' pay crossing the line. 0
yussle 16.04.12 10:03pm
yussle
Wallowing in nostalgia not what it used to be claims BBC documentary 0
Mandy Lifeboat 16.04.12 9:00pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Documentary reveals Titanic sunk by Italian captain waving to friend on iceburg 0
quango 16.04.12 8:50pm
quango
Seattle chemist finally receives consignment of sleeping tablets. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 7:38pm
dominic_mcg
Muamba leaves hospital on a free transfer. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 7:30pm
dominic_mcg
Para-Grand National fails to produce a winner

The equestrian equivalent of the Paralympics has once again failed to return a winner, according to an Aintree spokesperson. The race, which is open to any horses who have died or broken their legs...

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Zadok the second 16.04.12 7:27pm
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Trees in Rainforests to be felled in cute shapes, so it looks better from Space

The South American trade association that represents the many lumber and farming companies in the Amazon rainforest have launched a new initiative to improve their public image., SADIST (South...

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virtuallywill 16.04.12 5:51pm
Midfield Diamond
Drought Minister advises: 'Dump petrol from jerrycans and fill with water' 2
pinxit 16.04.12 5:07pm
pinxit
Mensa introduce Minsa in bid to attract highly intelligent homosexuals

Hat tip to [url=http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=41618]Yikes[/url] for the inspiration...

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Haywood Manley 16.04.12 2:41pm
Haywood Manley
Professional Footballers Union seeks more inclusive approach

Professional Footballers Union seeks more inclusive approach The professional footballers association has announced an extension to its pledges to counter claims from professional footballers that...

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yens123 16.04.12 1:49pm
yens123
Police Probe Bogus Office Grand National Sweepstake

Police in Hyde Cheshire, today charged a man with fraud having uncovered a bogus Grand National Office Sweepstake., Office Punters became suspicious when Mrs Ivy Benson drew perennial favourite,...

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Scronnyglonkle 16.04.12 1:13pm
Scronnyglonkle
Man plans to press TV red button soon

A Wolverhampton pensioner is planning to press the red button on his television 'quite soon' after several years of thinking about the operation. Percy Wood,72, said that although he's often been...

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roybland 16.04.12 12:15pm
dvo4fun
Cameron and Pasty Saga- the story continues

"I am afraid that I may have inadvertently confused the public- it was a Cornish Pixy I ate in Leeds, not a pastie." admits Cameron, "I have to say the little buggers, though tasty, are full of bones...

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Tom55 16.04.12 11:29am
Tom55
Failed Kandoo wipe qualifies as teacher 0
Ian Searle 16.04.12 11:20am
Ian Searle
Iceberg asks 'Titanic' creator Julian Fellowes to write it out of next series. 0
Ian Searle 16.04.12 11:18am
Ian Searle
Trees in Rainforests to be felled in cute shapes, so it looks better from Space

More later...

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virtuallywill 16.04.12 10:59am
virtuallywill
Anders Brevik tells court "Jeremy Beadle's voice made me do it" 0
Scronnyglonkle 16.04.12 10:45am
Scronnyglonkle
Price of olive oil crashes as Jamie Oliver switches to rapeseed oil 1
quango 16.04.12 9:14am
pere floza
TfL announces plans to let black cab drivers use pavements at peak times. 1
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 9:12am
pere floza
Blair tells Osbourne to remove cap for wealthy donors

A man who bought a £2.99 jumper from a charity shop in Keighley has been told he will still have to pay the basic rate of income tax on his regular monthly income despite foregoing the odd penny...

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St.Cecilia 16.04.12 9:09am
St.Cecilia
Consolation for Spurs as they claim charity relief against cost of their defence 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.04.12 9:08am
Duncan Biscuit
Education Dept tells Truancy Tsar they don’t know where Michael Gove is 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.04.12 9:07am
Duncan Biscuit
Charity’s research into Parkinson’s expected to create hundreds of jobs 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.04.12 9:07am
Duncan Biscuit
Cameron criticized for keeping a monkey as a pet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 8:50am
dominic_mcg
BBFC and FA confirm plans to give football matches an 18 certificate. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 8:32am
dominic_mcg
“Bahrain GP will go ahead despite human rights abuses” - F1 boss from China 0
Yikes 16.04.12 8:29am
Yikes
Horoscopes for April

Aries, Next Tuesday will be forever etched in your memory for what will become known simply as "The Talcum Powder Incident". Taurus, You hold a party this month to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of...

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seymour totti 16.04.12 7:06am
Scronnyglonkle