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Cameron Says Jimmy Carr Made A ‘Fair Call’

Jimmy Carr called the PM a f****ing c**t and the Prime Minister surprisingly appears to agree., In an unprecedented turn of honesty David Cameron took time out from extremely vitally important talks...

daneade 25.06.12 9:56am
"But athletics hasn't been popular since Linford Christie!", England realises.

Track and field sports are about as nationally relevant as the original Karate Kid film, England suddenly realised yesterday. As another GBP1,000,000 was transferred to the bank account of the...

barrowboy 25.06.12 9:55am
Cameron admits Lonesome George has been sluggish and slow paced for last 2 years 0
charlies_hat 25.06.12 9:44am
Shock as mediocre team that can't take penalties loses on penalties 0
Oxbridge 25.06.12 9:43am
England do well against Italy until forced to kick the ball forwards 0
Midfield Diamond 25.06.12 9:19am
Midfield Diamond
Egyptian president's success attributed to popular song by Duffy 0
Sinnick 25.06.12 8:59am
Euro banknotes to be printed on Greece-proof paper 0
jimmydodger 25.06.12 8:54am
RBS getting back to normal operations, fears FSA 0
cinquecento 25.06.12 8:48am
Kate downgraded to 8th in line to the throne in early morning toilet queue. 0
Tomfinger 25.06.12 8:45am
Urge to interview people early indication of Parkinson's

Scientists have determined that Parkinson's disease can be diagnosed early from a compulsion to conduct interviews, advertise life insurance or talk about Geoffrey Boycott...

apepper 25.06.12 7:27am
Michael Jackson's tombstone "getting whiter" 4
grumblechops 25.06.12 7:20am
Egypt leader Mohammed Morrissey says 'Please please let me get what I want' 0
MADJEZ 25.06.12 7:04am
Old Woman who lives in a shoe to loose her housing benefit

She told a reporter she has so many children she doesn't know what to do...

Ian Searle 25.06.12 6:14am
Ian Searle
Contributor Duff Accuses Fellow Newsbiscuit Writers Of Cronyism

In a staggering outburst earlier today Newsbiscuit contributor, Duff, has hit out at what he sees as blatant cronyism and the wholesale formation of little cliques all over the popular online...

Duff 24.06.12 10:49pm
England win in competition to not get stuffed by the Germans : Italians furious 0
FlashArry 24.06.12 10:24pm
Hosepipe ban inspectors work slowed by flooding

Government inspectors charged with enforcing the hosepipe ban have complained that flooding has disrupted their work; "We've had to use frogmen to check that hosepipes aren't being turned on.",...

apepper 24.06.12 10:20pm
Shock as team who've lost 26 out of 27 International tournaments knocked out.

More whining soon...

MADJEZ 24.06.12 10:19pm
Nat West 'we're trying our hardest but to be frank we don't give a fuck'

Expect bumper profits soon...

MADJEZ 24.06.12 10:07pm
UK deluged by tidal wave of regional news teams

With large parts of the country on flood-alert besieged householders have been recounting their horror as they opened their doors and met an unstoppable river of regional news teams. “They were on...

Mandy Lifeboat 24.06.12 10:02pm
Prince Charles may be forced to move back in with his parents 0
nickb 24.06.12 10:01pm
RBS software cock up a real threat to cancelling Bank Holidays claims BBA 0
simonjmr 24.06.12 9:48pm
Homeopath-psychopaths "a little bit bonkers" 0
nickb 24.06.12 9:43pm
Watching England play Italy is like watching Italy play 0
Hooch 24.06.12 9:23pm
Fears that Sunday opening may give public ideas about future service by banks

Banking chiefs fear that Sunday's opening of branches of NatWest, RBS and Ulster Bank may have given customers the idea that for the first time in banking history UK banks are to start offering a...

roybland 24.06.12 8:27pm
New Tesco Creates High Skill Jobs in GlowBall Delivery & Steak Holder Enhancing

Tesco has answered its critics by creating a number of high skilled jobs at its new hypermarket, including a Glow Ball Delivery Executive, a SteakHolder Engagement Evangelist and a Key strategist....

ronseal 24.06.12 7:10pm
This is homeopathic comedy 5
bonjonelson 24.06.12 7:02pm
"But athletics hasn't been popular since Linford Christie!", England realises

Track and field sports are about as nationally relevant as the original Karate Kid film, England suddenly realised yesterday. As another GBP1,000,000 was transferred to the bank account of the...

barrowboy 24.06.12 6:57pm
New "N-Wii" games console gets lukewarm reception from reviewers 10
Nails UK 24.06.12 2:33pm
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An Open Letter to Andy Murray

Dear Andy, With the annual Wimbledon hooha upon us again and your endearing personality once more filling our screens, it may be worth reflecting on the following: - No one is in the slightest bit...

custard cream 24.06.12 2:30pm
custard cream
Gary Glitter appointed to roll-out new 'O' Level programme 0
Underconstruction 24.06.12 2:02pm