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Foreign nurses in Cambridge unexpectedly given Christmas off 0
Perks 24.12.11 8:30am
Perks
Recovering George Michael leaves cottaging hospital. 0
MADJEZ 24.12.11 8:27am
MADJEZ
Prince Philip has breast implant removed

Cover story slips...

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apepper 24.12.11 8:26am
apepper
Man with stocking fetish arrested for trespassing 0
charlies_hat 24.12.11 7:44am
charlies_hat
Alphaghetti pulled from shelves after found to contain MRSA and TB

Lab still checking for BSE...

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Smart Alex 24.12.11 7:43am
charlies_hat
A Puppy is not just for Christmas. Jamie Olver makes his last till New Years Day 1
Username 24.12.11 9:46am
Major Clanger
Plato cannot believe it's not butter. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.12.11 12:53am
Al OPecia
Cheeselets in surprise resurgance. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.12.11 12:50am
Al OPecia
Incomplete Headlines Strike Agai 3
Immunis 24.12.11 9:06am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Dog particle found on sofa 0
nickb 23.12.11 11:19pm
nickb
Arne Duncan Axes Mississippi and Louisiana: Fourth Grade Reading Levels Soar

A provision in the much maligned No Child Left Behind Act has helped Arne Duncan, United States Secretary of Education, succeed where Jesus Christ failed. What is particularly remarkable is that...

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bobo lutz 23.12.11 11:09pm
bobo lutz
God Particle: Pope to celebrate Mass for Higgs Boson. 2
Iscariot 29.12.11 12:06am
Quaz
Kim Jong-Il to play self in film biopic

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, who died earlier this week, is to play himself in a film biopic of his life, state media has announced. The late Great Leader, who was well-known for his...

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dogwheels 23.12.11 10:17pm
dogwheels
Sainsburys deep mince pies ponder their own existence 12
26.12.11 11:08am
Scroat
Inventor of electric seafood flexes his muscles

More to follow...

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apepper 23.12.11 11:49pm
FlashArry
Administrators warn La Senza is at risk from asset strippers 0
bonjonelson 23.12.11 9:03pm
bonjonelson
Quality Street hit by xmas riots

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ErYyaC6ivy0/Su4G1UlIZTI/AAAAAAAAJzs/pr_1Ln6gzNg/Quality%20Street%20tin%5B2%5D.jpg, The street synonymous with family values, community celebration and low cost dental caries...

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nickb 24.12.11 9:44am
Major Clanger
Scots MP Begbie in trouble again

Scots MP Lex Begbie is in the headlines once again after Network Rail Police were called to escort him from a London/Glasgow train late on Tuesday night. It would appear that Mr Begbie, returning to...

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Drylaw 23.12.11 8:44pm
Drylaw
Viewers outraged as ‘babestation’ girl manages to look sexy.

There were thousands of complaints to Ofcom yesterday after a ‘babestation’ girl shocked and dismayed viewers by actually looking vaguely alluring. One viewer, Wayne Kerr, 37, from Nottingham...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 23.12.11 7:54pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
George Micheal Christmas re-release "Careless Whisperer". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 23.12.11 8:26pm
iambiscuit
George Michael was 'touch & go' - not for the first time... 0
charlies_hat 23.12.11 7:10pm
charlies_hat
Christmas party gets 100 'donkey record books' for dessert after order typo 1
kga6 23.12.11 8:13pm
iambiscuit
Metal sculpture thieves win "Keep Britain Tidy" Award. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 23.12.11 3:42pm
Al OPecia
French to Replace Breast Implants With Larger Ones

<Deleted> - well I can't find a "delete button" but on reflection was not funny so gone...

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Deimos 23.12.11 3:17pm
Deimos
Curry's "white goods sale" contravenes race relations act. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.12.11 2:48pm
dominic_mcg
"It's the 21st century, why do we not have spray-on wrapping paper?" ask men 3
bonjonelson 23.12.11 3:26pm
Perks
Wild Red-Haired Scottish Homeless being displaced by Gray Haired Accordianists

[Wikipedia]This population decrease is often ascribed to the introduction of the Gray Haired Accordianists from Eastern Europe but the shuttering of its native habitat, removal of bins at train...

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gaijintendo 23.12.11 4:04pm
writinginbsl
Airline fury as government force them to think of new way to rip-off people

Airlines, theatres and local government have reacted with fury at the reduction of charges for using credit or debit cards. "Our whole business model is based on charging £6 for things that cost us...

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apepper 24.12.11 2:37pm
reforse
World Leaders Unite for Flag Burning Celebrations

They will form a circle, and pass flags to the left...

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gaijintendo 23.12.11 12:31pm
gaijintendo
Innocent, law-ignoring scrap metal dealers targeted by ruthless sculptor gang

Police have declared war on a ruthless gang of sculptors who are targeting scrap metal dealers in the South East, after a replaceable heap of metal junk was stolen overnight from a yard in Billericay...

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Clarky 24.12.11 9:33am
Clarky