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BBC to screen Swedish version of Total Wipeout 6
FraserWords 3 years

BBC is to screen a new Swedish version of Total Wipeout, which fully explores the symbolism of loud people falling into deep water in a comic fashion as a comment on the essential futility of life.,...

Newcastle statement says Barton transfer listed for behaving like a Joey 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Attempt To Make Ramadan More Fun Disapproved By Establishment 0
Textbook 3 years

Islamic spiritual leader "Wacky" Wael Alshammari, known for his unconventional sermons, has been in trouble with Saudi authorities before. "Koran? More like BORE-an, am I right? You know why they...

New ‘tea-kitty’ tax hits council employees 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Chancellor George Osborne has today announced a proposal for a tax on local government tea-kitties. Speaking during an official visit to a Yachting conference in the South of France he said, “We...

Waitrose to open Guinea Land discount shops 2
Des and Stan 3 years

Following the success of its Essentials range, Waitrose (‘never knowingly undercharged’) is to open a chain of discount stores to compete head on with the pound shops seen on many high streets....

Spanish planes grounded after the rain stays on them. More soon 2
martin2381 3 years
Parents admit child is just a little shit 18
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

It has been said that everybody remembers the day that a dog ran into their school. That's certainly true for pupils at St Peter's primary school in Coventry, because little Jimmy Morris set fire to...

Obama Caught Reading Bush's Old Copy Of "Being President For Dummies" 0
Textbook 3 years
Boehner And Obama Fail Where It Counts 0
Textbook 3 years

With the matter of reaching an agreement on America's debt restructuring settled, Boehner and Obama now have an even trickier task ahead of them, one which many critics fear will prove impossible and...

Obama averts US debt crisis with loan from 12
Qoxiivi 3 years

The US administration breathed a collective sigh of relief today following President Obama’s announcement that their application for a loan had been approved. In a statement to Congress,...

HSBC to axe 25,000 global jobs, sorry, 'local' jobs 4
JonnyJP 3 years

More soon Just from a comment I made to VCG and he suggested I post it, so I have...

Olympic champ dismisses competitive walking 'speed mincing' jibes. 4
dvo4fun 3 years

"It's very popular with the other athletes and with the petroleum jelly industry." Speaking at the end of last weekend's U.K. athletics World Championship trials, Olympic Gold Medalist from 2000,...

Jenson Button angry at cruel hoax of shit Head & Shoulders ad. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Syria: Bashar's Latest Tyranny 0
Textbook 3 years

Bashar, the president of Syria, is already in the annals of infamy for his recent atrocities against the people he is supposed to care for. But a new development shows there is no birdge he will not...

Roger Waters Concert Takes Unexpected Detour 0
Textbook 3 years

The former Pink Floyd leader's hugely successful solo tour of the complete The Wall album went in an unexpected direction last night when halfway through the rousing highlight, We May As Well Pretend...

New Lybian Rebel Embassy Staff Drive Around London in Pick up Truck 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Hague nervous about being invited for a chat...

Obama And Boehner Reach Debt Agreement 0
Textbook 3 years

but still no progress on agreeing David Bowie's best album. The situation is not helped by Tea Party radicals insisting that Tin Machine was not as bad as everyone says...

Factory tour of General Motors sucked, says Obama 0
Dumbnews 3 years

based on the Queen joke recently...

Local man still waiting for that sudden moment when life takes a quick turn 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Racism in Scotland to be protected as "part of cultural heritage". More soon. 16
Al OPecia 3 years
LulzSec hack Police website with fake story of own arrest 7
3 years

LulzSec have successfully faked their own arrest by hacking the Metropolitan Police website. The shadowy group of computer hackers are wanted for a spate of attacks on the web, including the...

Man apologises to commuters for selfishness after failed railway suicide bid. 20
Corrigan 3 years

Yesterday, he caused nearly twenty-five minutes of travel chaos to rush-hour passengers travelling from Manchester Oxford Road station. Today, ex-psychiatric patient John Morton, 45, offered an...

Indian restaurant ban for diner ‘not in the right spirit’ 0
Midfield Diamond 3 years

A man who had been banned from his local Indian restaurant for wandering into the kitchen instead of staying in his seat has been allowed back in. Mr. Alexander Graham was initially asked to get out...

Hungarian wheel-changing Grand Prix interupted by 'too much driving' 1
dvo4fun 3 years

complain top mechanics. More later...

Government looks for another Royal Wedding 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"Ideally we'd like 2 a year to keep people's minds off the economy."...

Government warns untested nasal tanning product could result in brown nosing. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Showbiz agent at Amy WInehouse funeral inconsolable at loss of business cards 9
ronseal 3 years

An awful, numbing sense of loss descended on Barry Osbourne at Amy Winehouse's funeral service yesterday, after he discovered he'd left his business cards at home. For the ambitious music business...

Perverted dwarf goes down for a short stretch. 2
be reasonable 3 years
US to Appeal WTO Ruling on 37.8541178 Litre Cowboy Hats 0
mugwump 3 years
Somali Pirates Claim 'Life is Cheap' Policy, Keeps Inflation in Check 0
mugwump 3 years