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Clegg designs new bath on pram wheels to help country go downhill quicker

With hilarious consequences. If you are an old man who was injured during a reckless experiment with two friends, you make be entitled to Compo-sation...

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Ian Searle 13.04.12 9:27am
Ian Searle
New Facebook glasses mean you never have to see a real person again

New augmented reality glasses developed by Facebook will immediately transform anyone you see into their Facebook page, thus removing the need for any actual social contact. ‘These glasses are an...

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Ludicity 13.04.12 9:25am
writinginbsl
North Korean Rocket Test Proves Great Success

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1334253751...

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AngryGammon 13.04.12 12:26am
AngryGammon
Straight Man Sits Through Entire Episode of 'Antiques Roadshow'

State College, PA-When his remote control batteries died, Michael Caswel, 28, was in a difficult position. The TV was stuck on the semi-popular PBS appraisal program., “I almost got up to change...

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spaceinvader 12.04.12 10:48pm
spaceinvader
Guild of Bricklayers ponders name change

or 2nd pick "Bricklayer abused in street"...

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Yikes 12.04.12 9:46pm
Yikes
Clegg promises “Media will stop going on about Titanic” after 100th anniversary

As the relentless media frenzy continues as the 100 year anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic looms into view, a triumphant Nick Clegg announced last night that the Government had reached...

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Stan 12.04.12 9:36pm
Stan
Auction house to publish Munch app: iScream 0
nickb 12.04.12 9:24pm
nickb
GB nation "old as time" opens to the world

In an extraordinary outpouring of emotion and fellowship, US president Obama and Chinese Premier Hu Jintao today broke decades of mystery by crossing together into the closed country of Great Britain...

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Drylaw 12.04.12 8:26pm
Drylaw
Anglian Water Authority launch new large deposit early warning app

Water authority Anglian Water are the first to roll out a new app available for download which allows users to alert them to on-coming sizable turds. A spokeman for the company Peter Andrews told us...

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button 12.04.12 7:42pm
charlies_hat
Inmates "never had it so good" assures governor of U.S. SuperMac's prison 1
Lucy4 12.04.12 7:17pm
dvo4fun
'It's trading standards gone mad' say football clubs forced to change names

There has been widespread consternation among football clubs up and down the country, following the news that trading standards officers have forced Chelsea FC to change their name to Fulham FC...

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Oxbridge 12.04.12 7:05pm
dvo4fun
Furniture store arsonist receives big discount on prison sentence 3
Mandy Lifeboat 12.04.12 7:00pm
dvo4fun
Judges back ‘napkin gang’ extradition

A man who stole paper napkins from a branch of KFC in [url=http://media.iwm.org.uk/iwm/mediaLib/42/media-42381/large.jpg]Tipton[/url] is to be extradited to the US to face criminal charges and could...

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St.Cecilia 12.04.12 6:56pm
dvo4fun
Scientists working on String Theory have finally worked out how long a piece is. 0
Ian Searle 12.04.12 6:16pm
Ian Searle
Simon Cowel To Insure Ego for £16m 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 6:16pm
thisisall1word
Trayvon shooting,Zimmerman in frame, but could walk,says DA.

Albeit very unsteadily...

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Zen 12.04.12 6:15pm
Zen
Convicted German Incest Couple Not Even Slightly Royal 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 6:01pm
thisisall1word
After night on the lash in German pub man wakes up with awful Hannover 0
pinxit 12.04.12 5:53pm
pinxit
Dalek creator Davros sets up auction web site, oBay.com 0
pinxit 12.04.12 5:51pm
pinxit
Eastenders to Apply for Internet Suffix .cotton 0
thisisall1word 12.04.12 5:43pm
thisisall1word
Abu Hamza set to become the new face Neutrogena Hand Cream 2
Scronnyglonkle 12.04.12 4:48pm
Scronnyglonkle
U.S. wins War on Terror: Santorum exits presidential race 0
canaryyellow 12.04.12 4:46pm
canaryyellow
BBC set to replace all leading journalists with ex football pros

Following the resounding successful replacement of all serious sports reporters with long haired narcissist Robbie Savage, the BBC has rolled out plans to replace the majority of its journalists and...

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button 12.04.12 3:54pm
dvo4fun
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nickb 12.04.12 3:37pm
nickb
US to replace Hamza's hooks with Sooty & Sweep puppets to ease life in solitary 0
cinquecento 12.04.12 3:35pm
cinquecento
Yorkshire Tea

Yorkshire Tea? Plantations found on Ilkley Moor...

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Mark Gregory 12.04.12 3:25pm
Mark Gregory
Peter Pan producers in hunt to replace Abu Hamza

A forthcoming production of Peter Pan has been thrown into chaos by the sudden withdrawal of Abu Hamza who was to have played Captain Hook. "He was a natural", explained a spokesman, "and saved a...

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apepper 12.04.12 2:42pm
Skylarking
Met says anti terrorist hotline recorded and played at Christmas Party 0
Scronnyglonkle 12.04.12 2:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
America urges more random shooting to stop 'national girlyness'

America is to pass more laws encouraging random firearm incidents among members of the public, in order to 'ensure the country doesn't become gay'. "For hundreds of years Americans have enjoyed...

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Shandy 12.04.12 12:26pm
Shandy
Samantha Brick launches mirror franchise...

..you can be beautiful too...

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DiY 12.04.12 11:44am
DiY