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Sex addicts to be officially classified as Fucking Loonies 0
greg various 3 years

So they'll be able to get time to have it off in lieu...

Muslim/gypsy integration could lead to shortage of tabloid moral panic stories 0
ronseal 3 years
MoneySaving Web Sites Slammed by Watchdog 3
3 years

In a damming report yesterday, the Watchdog bucked convention and "named names" in addition to citing actual examples of upheld complaints. The tip for "saving 100% of the £342 price of Nikon...

California Coast Braces for Totally Gnarly Tubular Awesomeness 4
Q William Bacon 3 years
Pat Robertson: Japan Quake is God's Punishment for... 0
Q William Bacon 3 years

Not Forgiving U.S. for Dropping Atomic Bomb...

Chaos ensues: Butterfly in Surrey closes wings due to tsunami in pacific 5
OldThingy 3 years

Less later...

Osborne Admits That The Basis Of His Philosophy...... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..is pulling the wings off the unemployed...

Clegg-Cameron to be rebranded as Tweedle-devious and Tweedle-dumb 0
ronseal 3 years
Sarah Palin "Tsunami is God's Wrath for Japan abandoning whale hunting". 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

More religious bollocks soon...

The Met to Ban Sensitive Suspect Descriptions 0
Ado 3 years

The Metropolitan Police is to introduce new measures to combat allegations of discrimination within its ranks upon identifying potential criminals. From 1 April, it will be illegal for an officer...

RSPB DENIES "DUMBING DOWN" 0
3 years

following release of it's substantially boiled-down "Birds of Britain" aimed at beginner bird watchers. "For some years now the population (of bird watchers) has plummeted", said Ruth Hollins Head...

Health Minister Sets Record Straight, 1
3 years

"I was actually talking about those NHS Cu*ts"...

Japan to build replacement nuclear power station 1
Sinnick 3 years

In response to the potentially catastrophic failure of it's Fukushima nuclear plant, the Japanese PM has today announced an emergency plan to build another, larger nuclear plant to replace it. The...

Public sympathise with cops on pay but there's not much we can do about it sorry 4
ronseal 3 years
The Government's Secret Weapons Centre at Porton Down has released papers 0
3 years

from the 1950's under the Freedom Of Information Act. These confirm they were actively involved in sinister "Population Control" research from 1952 onwards. These were for use on the UK...

Prince Charles denies he swapped his kingdom for a horse. 0
martin2381 3 years

In a rare interview yesterday, HRH The Prince of Wales has denied reports that he promised his son William and the Queen that he would give up the throne if he could marry Camilla. At the same...

Self harmers ready to accept NHS cuts. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years

hat tip to "be reasonable"'s story last week...

"Failing Hague" To Get Back To Basics 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

"If I can deliver bottles of pop on time in Wath-on-Dearne, South Yorkshire, without wearing a baseball cap, I can deliver anything...

PANEL OF 150 WORLD EXPERTS "NOT SO SURE ABOUT".. 7
3 years

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Throughout the main body of his original 1927 paper, written in German, Heisenberg used the word "Unbestimmtheit" ("indeterminacy") to describe the basic...

French Culture Minister Censured over 'The Voice of The Young'. 3
3 years

Frederic Mitterrand, the already beleaguered "Ministère de la Culture et de la Communication" was rounded upon by friends and opponents alike after shock news that Johnny Hallyday, national icon and...

Spinal surgeons express support for cut-backs... 8
be reasonable 3 years
Facebook to introduce 'Sympathize with the victims of this tragedy' button 0
Grover 3 years

Following a recent series of horrific world events including earthquakes in New Zealand and Japan, tsunamis, nuclear power plant leaks, and the on-going humanitarian crisis in Libya, world-renowned...

Party manifestos to be displayed in plain packets with government health warning 4
Ludicity 3 years

New election rules mean that all political manifestos will be required by law to be displayed inside plain white packets with a prominent health warning. Politicians will no longer be able to...

Tories accused of cutting too far with shorter nights. 0
OldThingy 3 years

When the clocks go forward for daylight saving time Animal Activists have protested this is a cut too far. Not only will we lose an hour in the morning we also lose an hour of darkeness in the...

James Nesbitt to play James Nesbitt in major new TV series 4
Des and Stan 3 years

Popular actor James Nesbitt is to play James Nesbitt in a major new six-part thriller on BBC 2. James Nesbitt is an irascible, wisecracking, straight talking Ulsterman who doesn’t suffer fools...

"Charlie Sheen Snorted My Hamster" 0
SP Faz 3 years
Japanese Radiation Leak: Godzilla fears creation of new enemy mutations 0
nilbymouse 3 years
Japan praised over tsunami footage 0
nilbymouse 3 years

Lessons have been learnt since the 2005 tsunami when footage was 'amateur at best'...

James Nesbitt to play Sean Connery in Biopic. More shoon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Hurricane latest: Interpol raids series of butterfly lairs, dozens arrested 0
ronseal 3 years