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Cern scientists astounded at discovery of Dr Brian Cox 0
simonjmr 3 years
BBC memo reveals that Jonathan Ross should never interview Lucy Worsley 0
simonjmr 3 years
RAC 'outrage' as their credit rating is lowered to AA 0
pinxit 3 years
Rag and Bone men brought in to track falling satellite. 0
simonjmr 3 years
UK Economy to be saved by 15 foot, North/South dividing wall 3
Perks 3 years

David Cameron, Nick clegg and George Osbourne have announced their last ditch effort to save the British economy will be to build a 15 foot North/South dividing wall. The plan will be to create to...

Satellite by Dave Matthews Band reenters charts at 240mph 0
Screenie 3 years

But nobody knows where...

Religious Scottish prop forward refuses to lose on a Sunday 0
3 years
Owen Hargreaves accused of 'knee-jerk reaction' 0
3 years
Speeding neutrinos fined for breaking laws of relativity. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Man mauled after asking for a lie in on his day off 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Grumble, grumble...

Wall's Ice Cream sues Wall's Sausages to stop sale of 'lolliporks' 9
3 years

The competitive world of chilled treats entered a bitter legal dispute this week, following Wall's sausages launch of the frozen 'lollipork'. Wall's ice cream claims that the tubular,...


After all night talks in Munich, European leaders have agreed on a plan to restore confidence in the European finance institutions. The 4 point plan is as follows: 1. Germany will invade Poland,...

Nervous markets rally slightly after visit to behavourial psychologist 0
Chip Paper 3 years
Dwain Chambers named as Olympic Village Idiot 2012 0
Perks 3 years
'woman was victim of terrormisu' says expert in sponge finger prints 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
NASA confirms satellite to crash "sometime in the future, somewhere". More soon 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Shares stabilise on the "What the Fuck?" Index. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Interest in 2012 dressage medals 'fixed' 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Tesco car park attendant to offer 3 parking tickets for the price of two 0
ronseal 3 years
Tesco CEO to reassure shareholders "We're not REALLY cutting our profits" 0
ronseal 3 years
PM backs Troy Davis at UN 0
Gary Baldy 3 years

David Cameron has told the UN that Troy Davis has "a right to a viable state", but that this peace will only come when he agrees to "sit down and talk" with the prison authorities as ”equal...

Two girls from Sidcup surprise hit on YouTube 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Niqab wearing frog was actually prince 0
RJWinter 3 years
French niqab wearers shown no merci 4
beau-jolly 3 years
Shocking Trophy Wife Taxidermy Fad 1
rikkor 3 years
Kevin Rowland assassin guilty of genocide 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Endorphins the next "legal high" to be criminalised 0
arthurminnit 3 years
It's a turn-up for London 2012 Gold medals "Just turn up" says Coe 2
dvo4fun 3 years

Prompted by the recent World Athletics Championship debacle, when popular favourite Usain Bolt was disqualified from the 100 metre final after a false start, Chairman of the London Olympic Committee...

Global financial market is just Yvette Fielding 2
ArseBiscuit 3 years The world’s important Financial type people were tapped on the shoulder last night and...

Times Atlas omits 'humourless' America from new edition 2
3 years