Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Cameron decides against German accent to tell Merkel ‘For you, the euro is over’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Merkel talks moved to Leipzig after Cameron buys Easyjet ticket to Berlin 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
What wood doesn't float ? 0
medici2471 4 years

one from the archives...

BBC to scrap MOTD in favour of FIFA2012 0
acwanaut 4 years

In a shock move today BBC officials announced that they will no longer be showing Match of the Day in its current format and will replace the football show with technology from EA Sports'...

John Terry's Fashion Prediction for Spring 2012 : "Blind Is The New Black" 0
Mathna 4 years
Sepp Blatter opposed to racism "in principle" 0
apepper 4 years

FIFA chairman Sepp Blatter has clarified his position on racism in football; "Obviously, it's wrong in principle, but a handshake soon sorts it out." Asked about corruption in football, Blatter...

Middle East Peace Solution Approaches 0
Textbook 4 years

Obama has attained one of the proudest victories of his presidency and raised hopes for a peaceful reconciliation between, Israeli and Palestinian factions after persuasing Hamas leader Khaled...

Nick Clegg to repeal second law of thermodynamics 4
Ludicity 4 years

As part of his campaign to abolish bad and unnecessary legislation, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has announced plans to abolish the second law of thermodynamics – the law that states the...

Nail clipping and soil open sandwich is 'cheapest meal' 7
4 years
Ken Clarke to trial the "Blatter" approach with rapists and violent offenders 1
grottymonty 4 years

A spokesman at the daily briefing at the Ministry of Justice outlined the new plan this morning. "A firm handshake from the perpetrator of a crime should make the victim feel much better and less...

Somerset shoppers disgusted at Tesco oversight 3
Gerontius 4 years

People from all over Somerset have been flocking to a branch of Tesco’s in Burnham on Sea after the remains of a dead bird were found decomposing in a bag of pre-packed salad., Queues waiting to...

Hard-up RSPCA hands control to technocat 3
4 years
Traffic Chaos in Geneva as Large Hadron Collision Blocks Road Junction 1
Immunis 4 years

‘We had previously scratched some paint in an underground car park and had a minor incident on the ring road a few weeks back but this was a biggy, we are incredibly excited by the results.’ Said...

US debt crisis sees govt. conspiracies budget slashed - or does it? 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

The global financial crisis has had an unforeseen impact in the USA, forcing President Obama to cancel spending on concealing fake space missions, high-profile assassinations and alien abductions....

Football race row latest: England captain should be whiter than white 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

After the announcement that Luis Suarez will be charged with racist abuse by the FA, Chelsea and England captain John Terry has been speaking out about his own ongoing case. ‘As captain of my...

Sepp Blatter steps up attempts to fill comedy void left by Berlusconi 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
Scottish Devolution Leads To Rise of Hard-Drinking Ginger Ape 12
UnoEye 4 years

Devolution in Scotland has lead to the rise of a new member of the Homo genus. Scientists described the new ape as having ‘A red shock of hair, an indiscernible dialect and a penchant for...

World population explodes to 70 billion after missing zero found 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Steve Williams to act as consultant to Luis Suarez 0
CJWorkman 4 years

Tiger Woods’ ex-caddie Steve Williams has been hired as a consultant by Liverpool’s Luis Suarez after the Uruguayan was finally charged by the FA for racist remarks against Patrice Evra.,...

It's OK to call Blatter a stupid old nazi kraut if you shake his hand after. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Bankers charged with indecent exposure 0
Scroat 4 years

Mor€ $oon...

nothing to see here... 7
4 years

sorry, my booboo. Now strategically withdrawn. Sorry!...

GVT screwed by Virgin over Rock price 0
reforse 4 years

More to follow...

Gene identified that compels people to finish the whole tub of ice-cream 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Blatter laughs off "Senile, old git" accusations commenting "its all good fun" 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Blatter's error: Misinterpreted fans gestures as hand rather than wrist shaking 1
dvo4fun 4 years
Member of Three Degrees interrogated 0
vertical 4 years

struggling with this...

Benetton poster of Thatcher kissing Scargill 1
Sinnick 4 years

Anyone with better images, or someone handy with Photoshop ?...

US Marines to prevent Kiwi invasion of Australia 0
wwwiz 4 years

The United States has sent thousands of US Marines to protect the coastline of Australia from potential invasion by New Zealanders dressed in Vietcong black. ‘Ever since our withdrawal from...

Virgin moves on Rock, WWE star delighted 0
medici2471 4 years