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90 year old man leaves NHS hospital alive after 4 day stay. 4
MT Bucket 28.12.11 1:41pm
writinginbsl
Schroedingers cats eyes may be installed on new motorways.

"You may see them or you may not" said an MoT spokesman."There is some uncertainty."...

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Iscariot 29.12.11 12:34am
Iscariot
Mervyn King: "A banker's bonus should be for life, not just for Christmas." 1
dvo4fun 27.12.11 7:49am
Perks
Nike plans for Rosa Klebb style shoe dropped after violence in US stores. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:38am
MT Bucket
Papworth deny staff added 'DNR' instruction to Prince Philip's charts. 1
MT Bucket 27.12.11 7:13pm
DiY
Clegg checks into battered wives shelter after stressful month in coalition. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:30am
MT Bucket
Prince Philip 'making progress': treating foreigners like its late 20th Century. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:27am
MT Bucket
Santa shoots dead 18 elves before turning toy gun on self. Christmas blamed. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:21am
MT Bucket
Scientists prove that Father Christmas exists!

Following the experiments in September when physicists detected neutrinos travelling faster than light, a feat forbidden by Einstein's theory of special relativity researchers from SANTA (Science...

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hardev 27.12.11 12:16am
hardev
Prince Philip meets target to offend 95% of Papworth staff in under 4 hours. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:14am
MT Bucket
Alliteration Association Axed

The Alliteration Association of Aldershot have today announced they are to disband following a poor uptake in membership. The announcement shows the dwindling support for language based groups, as it...

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Perks 27.12.11 1:19pm
gaijintendo
Philip left on a trolley in corridor for 4 hours 'like all A&E admissions'. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:13am
MT Bucket
Papworth dismiss claims that Prince Philip is a 'Bed Blocker'. 0
MT Bucket 27.12.11 12:09am
MT Bucket
Home builder discovers breakthrough cooling material, toilet seat covers 0
Dumbnews 26.12.11 11:40pm
Dumbnews
Wife of Standard and Poor Employee rejects downgrading of rating to AA+

Edward Farnham, ratings manager of the Standard and Poor ratings agency, today downgraded the rating of his wife from AAA to AA+. He blamed the Christmas festivities for building up large...

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steve_l 27.12.11 4:42am
steve_l
Public braced for influx of Olympic Wallchart planners on Jan 1st ...

No more soon...

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Kramaring 26.12.11 8:28pm
Kramaring
Family with 'children' in power supply drama.

A family in Berkshire was in ‘social crisis’ yesterday as the electricity supply was unexpectedly cut off for a whole day.’ It was awful’, commented mother of three, Sophie Havlard’. ‘I...

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writinginbsl 27.12.11 12:37pm
writinginbsl
Prince Philip visited in hospital by Ghosts of Christmas Gaffe.

Royal watchers have confirmed that the reason for Prince Philip’s extended hospital stay is not due to any serious health monitoring reasons but because the 90 year old Prince was, over the...

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Milo Shame 27.12.11 2:26pm
rikkor
Samurais' living conditions exposed as 'sordid'. 1
writinginbsl 26.12.11 6:54pm
Perks
Tense moment as Prince Philip thanks heart surgeon Dr Singh. 5
MADJEZ 28.12.11 1:28am
oldgit73
VW turns off Blackberry emails out of hours

Volkswagen has agreed to stop its Blackberry servers sending emails to some of its employees when they are off-shift. The carmaker confirmed it made the move earlier this year following complaints...

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brian 26.12.11 7:07pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Keen gardener buys cutting edge technology 0
Sinnick 26.12.11 11:16am
Sinnick
Christmas spirit ruined by lack of amusingly shaped vegetables

The jollity associated with Christmas dinner has gone, so says a YouGov survey. And at the heart of the issue is the lack of rudely shaped vegetables. Not so long ago it was common place to see...

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brownpaperreporter 26.12.11 2:57pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Travellers face Underground chaos as caravans get stuck in tunnels 3
Perks 26.12.11 2:54pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Queen's Christmas Message a big hit in North Korea

Crowds of North Koreans have been gathering today in Pyongyang National Square to watch The Queen's BBC Christmas Message on massive televisions. In unprecedented scenes, wave upon wave of ordinary...

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Drylaw 25.12.11 11:52pm
rikkor
La Senza sales "suspended". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.12.11 6:44pm
Al OPecia
Easyjet to buy La Senza and sell lingerie with no frills. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 25.12.11 6:39pm
Al OPecia
Easyjet to start "No Thrills rollercoaster"

no more later...

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virtuallywill 25.12.11 11:57am
virtuallywill
Man in golden throne and robes laments "Christmas glitter"

Kiss his ring....

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virtuallywill 27.12.11 8:01pm
rikkor
Easy Jet to start “no frills” examination board.

Sample questions from “EasyExam”, Easyjet’s new syllabus show an emphasis on no-frills simplicity:, Geography: How long is Blackpool’s Golden Mile?, Astronomy: How many nine major planets...

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nickb 25.12.11 2:32pm
tedweasel