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Nail clipping and soil open sandwich is 'cheapest meal' 7
4 years
Ken Clarke to trial the "Blatter" approach with rapists and violent offenders 1
grottymonty 4 years

A spokesman at the daily briefing at the Ministry of Justice outlined the new plan this morning. "A firm handshake from the perpetrator of a crime should make the victim feel much better and less...

Somerset shoppers disgusted at Tesco oversight 3
Gerontius 4 years

People from all over Somerset have been flocking to a branch of Tesco’s in Burnham on Sea after the remains of a dead bird were found decomposing in a bag of pre-packed salad., Queues waiting to...

Hard-up RSPCA hands control to technocat 3
4 years
Traffic Chaos in Geneva as Large Hadron Collision Blocks Road Junction 1
Immunis 4 years

‘We had previously scratched some paint in an underground car park and had a minor incident on the ring road a few weeks back but this was a biggy, we are incredibly excited by the results.’ Said...

US debt crisis sees govt. conspiracies budget slashed - or does it? 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

The global financial crisis has had an unforeseen impact in the USA, forcing President Obama to cancel spending on concealing fake space missions, high-profile assassinations and alien abductions....

Football race row latest: England captain should be whiter than white 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

After the announcement that Luis Suarez will be charged with racist abuse by the FA, Chelsea and England captain John Terry has been speaking out about his own ongoing case. ‘As captain of my...

Sepp Blatter steps up attempts to fill comedy void left by Berlusconi 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
Scottish Devolution Leads To Rise of Hard-Drinking Ginger Ape 12
UnoEye 4 years

Devolution in Scotland has lead to the rise of a new member of the Homo genus. Scientists described the new ape as having ‘A red shock of hair, an indiscernible dialect and a penchant for...

World population explodes to 70 billion after missing zero found 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Steve Williams to act as consultant to Luis Suarez 0
CJWorkman 4 years

Tiger Woods’ ex-caddie Steve Williams has been hired as a consultant by Liverpool’s Luis Suarez after the Uruguayan was finally charged by the FA for racist remarks against Patrice Evra.,...

It's OK to call Blatter a stupid old nazi kraut if you shake his hand after. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Bankers charged with indecent exposure 0
Scroat 4 years

Mor€ $oon...

nothing to see here... 7
4 years

sorry, my booboo. Now strategically withdrawn. Sorry!...

GVT screwed by Virgin over Rock price 0
reforse 4 years

More to follow...

Gene identified that compels people to finish the whole tub of ice-cream 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Blatter laughs off "Senile, old git" accusations commenting "its all good fun" 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Blatter's error: Misinterpreted fans gestures as hand rather than wrist shaking 1
dvo4fun 4 years
Member of Three Degrees interrogated 0
vertical 4 years

struggling with this...

Benetton poster of Thatcher kissing Scargill 1
Sinnick 4 years

Anyone with better images, or someone handy with Photoshop ?...

US Marines to prevent Kiwi invasion of Australia 0
wwwiz 4 years

The United States has sent thousands of US Marines to protect the coastline of Australia from potential invasion by New Zealanders dressed in Vietcong black. ‘Ever since our withdrawal from...

Virgin moves on Rock, WWE star delighted 0
medici2471 4 years
IOW police fail to shed light on missing shed light 1
nickb 4 years
Government to shorter NHS queues by dividing them into lots of smaller queues 0
Screenie 4 years
Northern Rock and Virgin Money combine to create ‘Northern Virgin’ oxymoron 6
Qoxiivi 4 years
Government initiative to give reality TV stars courses on human dignity 0
Shandy 4 years

A new government initiative was launched today which will see reality TV stars being given extensive lessons on how to adhere to the most basic levels of acceptable human behaviour. Due to their...

Crackdown on NHS queues just makes matters worse 0
4 years
Phone Sex Workers On The Go 14
Textbook 4 years

It's a situation we've all been in- some chap talking extremely loudly on his cell phone on the bus or the train. He's usually arguing about groceries or something fairly innocuous. What if he were...

Northern Rock to be rebranded as Virgin on the Ridiculous 0
Scroat 4 years

Or maybe NoRoVirus. More soon...

Berlusconi, Strauss-Khan & Goran Erikkson planning a European "sexy" road trip 0
simonjmr 4 years