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Prince Harry Axed From Paralympic Dwarf Tossing Squad

Prince Harry was unceremoniously dumped from the GB Paralympic Dwarf Tossing team today, moments after news of his Las Vegas pool table striptease reached team captain, Mike Tindall at the...

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26.08.12 2:25pm
pinxit
Assange subscribes to LoveFilm after exhausting Embassy video library.

Bourne Trilogy top of list...

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Al McHogan 26.08.12 2:16pm
Al McHogan
Harley Davidson releases new mobility scooter - the "Fat Bastard". 1
Maverick 26.08.12 1:59pm
rikkor
Sandi Thom sacked by Coventry. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 26.08.12 1:17pm
dominic_mcg
Queen Gives Harry A Dressing Gown 1
26.08.12 1:14pm
ginty
Americas pass Assange Motion - similar to results of a madras says minister...

No more soon...

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ironbridgeboy 26.08.12 12:37pm
ironbridgeboy
Newsbiscuit writer equals Lance Armstrong's Tour de France victories

It's been my lifetime ambition and all the hard work was well worth it...

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tedweasel 26.08.12 11:40am
tedweasel
Tour de Moon winner Armstrong gives up fight on space-enhancing drugs 1
antharrison 26.08.12 11:25am
tedweasel
Clangers announce a 1/27th of a day of mourning. 1
Lucy4 26.08.12 11:22am
tedweasel
Armstrong to be stripped of moon landing title 0
charlies_hat 26.08.12 9:13am
charlies_hat
Even More CEO Jokes- (Why Are They Such A Source Of Inspiration?]

CEO JOKES 3- WHY DO THEY SEEM TO BE AN ENDLESS SOURCE OF MATERIAL? What is the difference between a CEO and a vulture? Vultures fly and al least have the decency to wait until you die to eat you.,...

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26.08.12 1:42am
Breakthrough for science as Moon gains its first ghost.

(There's a joke in there somewhere.)...

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ricky33 25.08.12 11:49pm
ricky33
USA cycle authorities revoke Lance Armstrong's cancer cure

more soon. Hmm. May be a sub in there...

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dvo4fun 25.08.12 9:45pm
The All New Jeni B
Now we'll never know what he actually said. RIP Neil Armstrong. 0
Al OPecia 25.08.12 8:18pm
Al OPecia
“What Do you Think You’re Doing?” to rival TV's “Who Do You Think You are?”

A new Channel 5 show aimed at taking on the UK’s favourite genealogy programme will reveal more of celebrities’ personal lives by creeping up when they least expect it, and asking the very...

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nickb 25.08.12 8:12pm
dvo4fun
Minor, 'Stay-At-Home Joke Writer, Hits The Jackpot.......

.On a Bank Holiday. Yippee!...

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Jesse Bigg 25.08.12 6:40pm
Jesse Bigg
Harry Admits.......

"Just taking the pee out of the struggling masses, back home."...

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Jesse Bigg 25.08.12 6:22pm
Jesse Bigg
Something Stupid.....

Naive acrobat balances on washing line to dial out to a mate...

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Jesse Bigg 25.08.12 6:13pm
Jesse Bigg
Sun editor claims "publishing naked pics of Prince Harry in the pubic interest"

More hypocrisy soon (hat-tip MrQ)...

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JohnA 25.08.12 4:32pm
JohnA
Customers puzzled by "The Only Classical Album You'll Ever Need, Volume 2"

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Only-classical-Album-Youll-Ever/dp/B0000DK4QN/ref=sr_1_2?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1345765548&sr=1-2...

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Smart Alex 25.08.12 3:02pm
charlies_hat
Why am i a

new something or other insight into...

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Reg Herring 25.08.12 2:01pm
JohnA
Royals appoint intern to represent Harry

The Royal Family has employed an intern to take over some of Prince Harry’s leisure activities so that the Prince can concentrate on flying helicopters and annoying those less fortunate than...

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nickb 25.08.12 10:10am
nickb
Paralympic athletes unable to park at Stratford Tesco store

With the Paralympic Games set to commence later this week, competitors arriving at the village have been complaining at their inability to park in the disabled bays at the Tesco store just outside...

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antharrison 25.08.12 12:19am
antharrison
Public reminded that staring at the Sun will damage your eyes 1
jamesr 24.08.12 11:53pm
antharrison
Rejoicing in the streets as revised figures show recession not so bad

Well, Downing Street anyway...

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custard cream 24.08.12 11:50pm
antharrison
Disgruntled manager goes on email shooting ramapage 1
Dumbnews 24.08.12 11:39pm
antharrison
Mitt Romney Baffled by Politics

In a very frank interview, Mitt Romney has professed to being baffled by the art of politics. “It wasn’t like this in Massachusetts, I can tell you” explained the presidential candidate. “I...

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Only Me 24.08.12 11:37pm
antharrison
Lance Armstrong admits: "It's not about the bike"

Title of this autobiography, geddit?...

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custard cream 24.08.12 11:35pm
antharrison
Amnesty slams plans to tag ants

Amnesty International has come out strongly against plans by the University of York to tag 1,000 Northern Hairy Ants at the National Trust's Longshaw Estate in Derbyshire. A spokesman for the action...

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Scroat 24.08.12 11:28pm
antharrison
Are You Being Served? You Shouldn't Be

The BBC was forced into making a humiliating apology yesterday after a number of jokes accidentally found their way into a new Friday night sitcom. By the end of the programme the average viewer...

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ricky33 24.08.12 10:08pm
ricky33