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Miliband on Sassoon: I didn't mean for you to take me seriously .....

Back in January (many years ago) a young Ed Miliband called for Vidal Sassoon to resign, stating at the time, "His cuts went too far" and too many others are intent on doing the same. Stop the...

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HenryMJUK 10.05.12 9:02am
HenryMJUK
Queen to begin speeches with 'Any Americans in here tonight?'

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second has turned to top stand up comedy coach Logan Murray to help her inject a bit of levity into her public speaking engagements, after a disappointingly flat...

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ronseal 10.05.12 8:58am
Des Custard
Missing cleric: Body found. Could be Abu cadavre. 1
weematt 10.05.12 8:57am
bonjonelson
Hair today, gone tomorrow 0
Sinnick 10.05.12 8:42am
Sinnick
Miliband finds Queen's speech fuzzy 0
weematt 10.05.12 8:14am
weematt
Clinton administration ‘was on the cards’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 10.05.12 8:11am
Sinnick
Mrs Romney says her marriage has had the same sex for years 0
charlies_hat 10.05.12 8:10am
charlies_hat
Obama supports gay marriage to “keep my options open”

US President Barack Obama revealed that his support for gay marriage coincided with a bi-curious phase and the sober realisation that 1 in 3 American couples divorce. Obama said: “I’m in love...

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Yikes 10.05.12 8:07am
charlies_hat
Vidal Sasson's executors say he was worth a Bob or two 0
Scronnyglonkle 10.05.12 7:54am
Scronnyglonkle
Fighter plane U-turn after pilot forgets his sandwiches 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.05.12 7:51am
Duncan Biscuit
Athens riot police tear-gas Olympic flame 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.05.12 7:50am
Duncan Biscuit
Michelle said to be 'devastated' that Barack Obama favours same sex marriage 1
charlies_hat 10.05.12 7:49am
Yikes
Home Secretary deports “fanatical” Abu Qatada to Geordieland (edited repost)

Home Secretary Theresa May confirmed that fanatical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada was deported to Geordieland last Thursday pending final resolution of the case later in the year. Ms May said: “Sending...

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Yikes 10.05.12 7:43am
dvo4fun
Explosion caused by 'high concentration of carrier bags'

A neighbourhood in Darlington was literally rocked last night, after an explosion left many injured and property damaged. Early investigations show the blast was caused by an unsafe build-up of...

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Perks 10.05.12 7:39am
dvo4fun
Cameron claims Vidal Sassoon was in favour of cuts. 0
Not Amused 10.05.12 7:32am
Not Amused
Iranian wins executioner of the year for killing two birds with one stone

or equally bad with "Kurds"...

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Yikes 10.05.12 6:41am
Yikes
Luxembourg Boxing Board of Control licences David Haye, Derek Ancora fight 0
Scronnyglonkle 10.05.12 6:24am
Scronnyglonkle
Scots redouble efforts in search for doner kebab cancer cure

In what has been described as 'probably the largest clinical trial in history', the entire population of Scotland have for the last two decades been willing participants in one man's efforts to...

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Haywood Manley 09.05.12 10:46pm
The All New Jeni B
Sassoon Makes The Final Cut. 1
The All New Jeni B 09.05.12 10:46pm
dvo4fun
Sassoon goes out with a bang. 0
pinxit 09.05.12 10:21pm
pinxit
Obama to relax restrictions on fancy dress parties

In a Landmark announcement Obama declared his support for gay weddings commenting that Christian beliefs should not stand in the way of modern wedding ceremonies. In an age of enlightenment we should...

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4ty2 09.05.12 9:52pm
4ty2
Vidal Sassoon: the final parting 1
nickb 09.05.12 9:46pm
Thor
Clintons a victim of 'birthday shortage'

Retail analysts blame the downfall of the UK's best known greetings card business on people having fewer birthdays.  "It's partly to do with increased life expectancy but also as a result of...

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nickb 09.05.12 9:44pm
nickb
Obama in favour of everything in run up to the presidential election. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.05.12 8:39pm
dominic_mcg
Vidal Sassoon's holiday plans may involve 'going somewhere hot' 0
Mandy Lifeboat 09.05.12 8:29pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Travolta's lawyer to claim it was Nicolas Cage. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 09.05.12 8:27pm
dominic_mcg
Vidal Sassoon: Hair today, gone tomorrow 0
Perks 09.05.12 8:07pm
Perks
Terrorist asked "does my bomb look big in this"? More soon. 5
Al OPecia 09.05.12 7:55pm
Al OPecia
Clinton goes down. 'Not for the first time, the bastard' says Hilary. 0
pinxit 09.05.12 5:33pm
pinxit
Test closure of Thames Flood Barrier defeated by unusually large turd

As part of the preparations for the Olympic Games, a test closure of the Thames Flood Barrier was scheduled over the weekend to check on the response times in case of a terrorist incident. However,...

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seymour totti 09.05.12 4:50pm
allmyownstunts