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Professional Footballers Union seeks more inclusive approach

Professional Footballers Union seeks more inclusive approach The professional footballers association has announced an extension to its pledges to counter claims from professional footballers that...

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yens123 16.04.12 1:49pm
yens123
Police Probe Bogus Office Grand National Sweepstake

Police in Hyde Cheshire, today charged a man with fraud having uncovered a bogus Grand National Office Sweepstake., Office Punters became suspicious when Mrs Ivy Benson drew perennial favourite,...

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Scronnyglonkle 16.04.12 1:13pm
Scronnyglonkle
Man plans to press TV red button soon

A Wolverhampton pensioner is planning to press the red button on his television 'quite soon' after several years of thinking about the operation. Percy Wood,72, said that although he's often been...

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roybland 16.04.12 12:15pm
dvo4fun
Cameron and Pasty Saga- the story continues

"I am afraid that I may have inadvertently confused the public- it was a Cornish Pixy I ate in Leeds, not a pastie." admits Cameron, "I have to say the little buggers, though tasty, are full of bones...

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Tom55 16.04.12 11:29am
Tom55
Failed Kandoo wipe qualifies as teacher 0
Ian Searle 16.04.12 11:20am
Ian Searle
Iceberg asks 'Titanic' creator Julian Fellowes to write it out of next series. 0
Ian Searle 16.04.12 11:18am
Ian Searle
Trees in Rainforests to be felled in cute shapes, so it looks better from Space

More later...

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virtuallywill 16.04.12 10:59am
virtuallywill
Anders Brevik tells court "Jeremy Beadle's voice made me do it" 0
Scronnyglonkle 16.04.12 10:45am
Scronnyglonkle
Price of olive oil crashes as Jamie Oliver switches to rapeseed oil 1
quango 16.04.12 9:14am
pere floza
TfL announces plans to let black cab drivers use pavements at peak times. 1
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 9:12am
pere floza
Blair tells Osbourne to remove cap for wealthy donors

A man who bought a £2.99 jumper from a charity shop in Keighley has been told he will still have to pay the basic rate of income tax on his regular monthly income despite foregoing the odd penny...

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St.Cecilia 16.04.12 9:09am
St.Cecilia
Consolation for Spurs as they claim charity relief against cost of their defence 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.04.12 9:08am
Duncan Biscuit
Education Dept tells Truancy Tsar they don’t know where Michael Gove is 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.04.12 9:07am
Duncan Biscuit
Charity’s research into Parkinson’s expected to create hundreds of jobs 0
Duncan Biscuit 16.04.12 9:07am
Duncan Biscuit
Cameron criticized for keeping a monkey as a pet. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 8:50am
dominic_mcg
BBFC and FA confirm plans to give football matches an 18 certificate. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 8:32am
dominic_mcg
“Bahrain GP will go ahead despite human rights abuses” - F1 boss from China 0
Yikes 16.04.12 8:29am
Yikes
Horoscopes for April

Aries, Next Tuesday will be forever etched in your memory for what will become known simply as "The Talcum Powder Incident". Taurus, You hold a party this month to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of...

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seymour totti 16.04.12 7:06am
Scronnyglonkle
Pall cast over Aintree barbecue after news emerges of death of cow

The first barbecue of the year at 17 Ranham Close, Aintree was tinged with sadness this weekend as the joy of tucking into char-grilled quarter pounder burgers and steak sandwiches was muted by news...

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DrTurmoil 16.04.12 6:18am
DrTurmoil
RSPCA concern for dumb animals as another footballer dies on the pitch. 0
MADJEZ 15.04.12 11:38pm
MADJEZ
Premiership will stage season's 1 minute silences "all in one go"

The opening  matches of next season's Premiership will all start with seventeen minute silences or seventeen minutes of respectful applause, in a move to minimise disruption later in the season....

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nickb 15.04.12 10:23pm
Golgo13
Winston's bogey commemorated 2
charlies_hat 15.04.12 10:22pm
Golgo13
Make-A-Wish Deny Child's "Cure Me," Request 1
Hooch 15.04.12 10:20pm
Golgo13
Health chiefs “close to a decision” on this summer’s epidemic

Health Secretary Andrew Lansley laughed off claims that the government was shockingly unprepared to cause the necessary levels of panic this summer, hinting that advisers were close to deciding which...

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grumblechops 15.04.12 9:56pm
grumblechops
Gadaffi issues rallying cry from beyond the grave

Gadaffi issues rallying cry from beyond the grave Reports have confirmed that Colonel Gadaffi has issued a statement to his followers through the man who was formally child star Haley Joel Osment. ...

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yens123 15.04.12 7:45pm
yens123
Banksy on Arts funding cuts: 'The writing is on the wall for street artists'

more later. I do apologise. Hat, coat...

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dvo4fun 15.04.12 7:14pm
kga6
North Korean Rocket Scientists reassigned to brain surgery

"Obviously, you're no rocket scientists," Kim Jong-un declares...

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wwwiz 15.04.12 6:21pm
wwwiz
LGBT community to begin ironic bus-based anti-religious campaign

Finally, after years of abuse and homophobic vilification, the gay community has announced it now has greater numbers than hardcore Christians in the UK, and plans to begin an ironic retaliation...

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kga6 15.04.12 5:50pm
kga6
Ken Jong-Il Cries at Praise from Workers for Glorious Leader of The People 1
ronseal 15.04.12 4:44pm
Banksy Moon peace graffiti fails to stop Afghanistan bloodshed 1
nickb 15.04.12 2:48pm
charlies_hat