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White Flag unveiled as new Liberal Party Symbol

‘A new year, a new start, a new flag, but the same old Liberal Party’ announced Nick Clegg, deputy PM and party leader as he unveiled a plain white flag and waved it over his head to the tepid...

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Immunis 03.01.12 7:42pm
dvo4fun
‘We've Had No Complaints’ claim Samaritans after moving call centre offshore 0
Immunis 03.01.12 5:24pm
Immunis
Panasonic working with theoretical physicists on world's first 11D TV

[More soon]...

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dicky37 05.01.12 9:40am
Sinnick
Police to investigate "Are shotguns too dangerous to be held by the suicidal?" 1
dvo4fun 03.01.12 6:09pm
Perks
Government may merge TV and firearms licences

A combined licence aimed at making payments easier for those who want to watch TV and own firearms may be available later this year. "It is crucial for the future of public service broadcasting...

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nickb 04.01.12 3:17pm
dvo4fun
Met police advise that John Terry racisim case will be concluded in 2029 2
charlies_hat 03.01.12 6:41pm
Perks
Alesha Dixon "Strictly no talent yes"

More transfer window news soon...

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button 03.01.12 3:18pm
button
Eugenic gardener alarmed as swede displays wedding ring on carrot 0
medici2471 03.01.12 2:17pm
medici2471
Breast implant manufacturer goes bust. More soon. 8
dominic_mcg 04.01.12 9:31pm
JonnyJP
Scotland to be given independence until the wind dies down. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 03.01.12 2:02pm
dominic_mcg
UK in mourning as police reveal Sandringham body isn’t Fergie 3
Qoxiivi 03.01.12 6:12pm
Al OPecia
Wolf In Sheep's Clothing Defends Alternative Lifestyle 3
sredni vashta 04.01.12 4:18am
Username
Breast implant complaints double in size overnight 0
charlies_hat 03.01.12 12:33pm
charlies_hat
10 day old Turkey now too tough for main meals, admits Housewife Mrs. N Hubbard

After a long battle trying to maximise the meat life from her 4kg Turkey, Slough Housewife Mrs. N Hubbard has had to face the music and throw her leftovers away to avoid a minor uprising within her...

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Iamthestig 03.01.12 12:24pm
Iamthestig
Anti-tobacco lobby hails success of India's 'Smoking makes you a cunt' campaign

The link in case that seems like entirely gratuitous swearage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-16390907...

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DrTurmoil 04.01.12 9:26am
DrTurmoil
Dermatologists beat dentists by the skin of their teeth. 0
kimllfixit 03.01.12 11:55am
kimllfixit
Shadow cabinet deeply worried by call to remove plastic tits. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 03.01.12 11:35am
John Ffitch-Rucker
The Izzard vs Fry Xmas TV domination battle to continue into New Year 0
simonjmr 03.01.12 11:18am
simonjmr
CMO recommends fake tits to be removed immediately. TOWIE cast worried 0
simonjmr 03.01.12 11:11am
simonjmr
Embarrassment as New Year Honours recipients revealed to be Groupon customers

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace has promised an immediate investigation into claims, revealed in a national newspaper, that popular discount website Groupon was offering customers the chance to...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 04.01.12 4:54pm
JonnyJP
Pathetic Robots Woefully Behind Schedule to Enslave Human Race

Mankind today was yet again able to laugh in the rubbish metal faces of the world's robots as they once more failed to enslave humanity in the previous 12 months., Despite many great advances in...

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thisisall1word 03.01.12 3:23pm
thisisall1word
John Lewis finally displays last turkey in the shop 0
Nick McCarr 03.01.12 1:52am
Nick McCarr
Apple admits their webcams may judge you when not in use 0
gaijintendo 02.01.12 11:50pm
gaijintendo
Ed Miliband gutted that Santa didn't bring him any new policies.

Or a personality., Again...

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deskpilot3 02.01.12 10:47pm
deskpilot3
Makers of low energy light bulbs take dim view of criticism

More to follow...

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apepper 02.01.12 10:02pm
apepper
Great boobs of fire. Implants latest.

More to follow...

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Baubo 02.01.12 9:32pm
Baubo
Knighted Jonathan Ive critical of design of Queen's dubbing sword

Jonathan Ive, Apple's head of design who was knighted in the New Year Honours list, is said to be critical of the design of the ceremonial sword that will be used by the Queen to confer the honour on...

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roybland 02.01.12 9:39pm
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"Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass are big fat gayers" inspiration for twitter

A class mate of Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass today claims that his graffiti in public toilets that "Jack Dorsey and Noah Glass are big fat gayers" was the inspiration for twitter. More soon...

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simonjmr 02.01.12 6:51pm
simonjmr
Scientist ‘grows’ sperm in petri dish...

after colleague suddenly opens door to laboratory, causing him to rapidly shut laptop and pull lab coat tight, saying ‘cold in here, isn’t it’?...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 03.01.12 2:22am
Psycadelic Squirrel
Duke of Edinburgh awarded Duke of Edinburgh award

Surprise honour for Duke...

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apepper 03.01.12 12:59am
gaijintendo