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Film rights to New Zealand mine disaster still available 3
Oxbridge 3 years
HELP 3
jasmac 3 years

HELP PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME .KILLER BEES BEES KILLER BEES ALL OVER ME IN MY OFFICESWARMING UP MY TROUSERS IN MY EARS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE BEES KILLER FUCKIN BEES..OH THE PAIN BEES...

‘Los 33’ file for copyright infringement... 0
Doylem 3 years
Marco Pierre White to spearhead campaign to use empty housing stock 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years

Knorr soon...

US scientist names provocative North Korean plant "Lingeriensis naughtiflora" 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Scottish referees to strike over continued existence of scottish football. 2
MC One R 3 years
Billy Joel arrested on suspicion of arson. 6
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Shania law to be taught to six year olds. 0
simonjmr 3 years

A radical form of Twainism is to be taught to all six year olds under a new Government religious tolerance scheme. That don't impress me much, The tenets of Twainism are upheld and maintained by...

I don't mean to be racist, but ... 0
Sinnick 3 years

I just can't stand the 200 metres. Not sure about the 400 meters, either...

Irish bank robbers welcome rescue package 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Euro rises on Irish rescue deal, then remembers Portugal so goes back to bed 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cigarette Packets to carry Image of Jimmy Wales 0
Andrew 3 years

Following the success of Wikipedia's "personal appeal from Jimmy Wales" campaign, the government has approached him to front a new series of health warnings on tobacco products. The warnings will...

Pope Benedict XVI is 'ribbed for your pleasure', says Vatican 2
rickwestwell 3 years
Ireland forced to pawn Westlife 0
MC One R 3 years

"Desperate times call for desperate measures" said a spokesman. "But we'll get a few bob, and secretly we are planning to never get them back anyway. It's a win-win."...

Irish government calls for International Rescue loan 0
riesler 3 years

http://philgleaves.com/Thunderbirds.jpg...

Latest on A380 engine problems... 0
riesler 3 years

drivers advised to avoid Torbay area or use the B3199...

Ed Miliband pledges 'profound' change 0
riesler 3 years

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50089000/jpg/_50089144_010611610-1.jpg, "That's the worst nappy so far"...

'If LIttle Girls Are Made of Sugar & Spice, How Come They Taste of Rubber?' 0
De-scribe 3 years

asks The Pope...

Glasgow outraged at "worse than Kabul" comparison 0
MC One R 3 years

A spokesman for Glasgow City Council said the NATO official quoted as saying Kabul was safer than Glasgow "has clearly never been to that ungovernable hellhole. There is simply no comparison between...

Going to hell in a Catholic condom... 2
Doylem 3 years

‘Hellfire’ condoms come in flame-red, imbued with the enticing scent of brimstone: constant reminders that recreational sex is both dirty and sinful...

Bill Clinton to work at Ohare airport on security patdown work 2
arrghgarry 3 years

cites years of experience and will work for free...

Sharon law is being to taught chavs as young as 6 0
arrghgarry 3 years

young chavs will be taught how to back chat ,swear ,nick fags and spot a pedo ...

New Sat-Nav replacement, "Flat-Nav", launched 3
bonjonelson 3 years

A pioneering British company has announced "Flat-Nav", a new device designed for navigation that is apparently 100% more energy efficient than traditional Sat-Nav as it does not require external...

Stephen Hawkin places three orders of Magnitude for christmas 0
Rowly 3 years

More in the new year...

Woman claims she saw face of Jesus Christ on condom 3
roybland 3 years
British Loan to Ireland is conditional on repatriation of all their boy bands. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Pope To Give Sainthood... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

to John Thomas...

After horrific murder of honeymoon bride Local police use C.S.I 1
arrghgarry 3 years

techniques and assume iti s Certain Stupid Indian did it...

Miracle as face of Jesus reveals a secret picture of a piece of toast 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
New evidence suggests Paul the World Cup Octopus died in Russian Roulette game 1
gaijintendo 3 years

Flogging a dead octohorse I suppose...