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New Year's Honours latest; James Murdoch becomes "Lord Voldemort"

In a surprise New Year's honours list, James Murdoch has received a peerage to become Lord Voldemort...

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apepper 01.01.12 3:53pm
Al OPecia
Cameron Promises To Be Useful At Next Euro Meet.......

.Helping out as a cloakroom attendant., "Negotiations? What are they?"...

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Jesse Bigg 30.12.11 4:37pm
Jesse Bigg
Love Film to deliver movies directly to viewers’ retinas

In move that appears to leapfrog known technologies, Love Film has developed the means to deliver 3D images directly to moviegoers’ retinal surfaces. This by passes all the old delivery methods:...

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nickb 30.12.11 4:31pm
nickb
Ed Miliband says 2012 will be 'Year of the Weird'

2012 will be 'the 'Year of the Weird' says Ed Miliband in his New Year message to voters.,  , 'People are tired of the same old ordinary politicians with the same old ordinary faces,' he said. 'I...

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roybland 30.12.11 5:35pm
Planned rail upgrades could put an extra two hours between London and Manchester

Sounds like an old joke, presumably is...

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gaijintendo 30.12.11 2:12pm
gaijintendo
New Groupon deal to feature cut price stable-cations in Bethlehem

More soon (Three Kings, donkeys thrown in for free)...

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SimonJJames 30.12.11 2:10pm
SimonJJames
New Iron Lady film Reagan / Gorbachev threesome 'Integral to Plot' says Director

More soon (with free mindbleach)...

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SimonJJames 30.12.11 2:06pm
SimonJJames
Research Scientist shows conclusive proof Dolphins are talking about him 6
SimonJJames 31.12.11 3:00pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Archbishop of Canterbury Regrets Beginning Traditional Christmas Address...

.with ""You're all going to hell, you heathen cocksuckers". More soon...

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SimonJJames 30.12.11 1:59pm
SimonJJames
New Year Honour For Cameron.....

.."Stage Door Johnny." Obviously, not a main player anywhere. Just a sideline act...

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Jesse Bigg 30.12.11 1:48pm
Jesse Bigg
Plan to abandon Liverpool "opportunity missed", says Thatcher

The 1981 plan to abandon Liverpool was a missed opportunity according to a spokesman for the former PM; "Abandoning it wasn't the answer, we should have sold it to Rupert Murdoch."...

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apepper 30.12.11 1:26pm
apepper
Souness, Houllier and Benitez sucessful in the "managed decline" of Liverpool 1
charlies_hat 30.12.11 2:03pm
SimonJJames
New Blue Peter badges to be issued to combat widespread fraud

New Blue Peter badges to be issued to combat widespread fraud...

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Captainzep 30.12.11 11:28am
Captainzep
Reprise: Director Of New Thatcher Film Inflicts Big Cuts On Cast Numbers......

..And abandons film locations in and around Liverpool. (Sorry, Sir Geoff Howe, Cabinet papers don't lie)...

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Jesse Bigg 30.12.11 10:51am
Jesse Bigg
2012 Could be a brilliant year for predictions, says social media pundit

One of the key trends for 2012 will be a massive wave of increasingly wild predictions, according to the zeitgeist watching community. With attention spans increasingly ooh-cool-shoes, and our...

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ronseal 30.12.11 9:29pm
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Kleenex World to open Pyongyang branch 0
Drylaw 29.12.11 11:33pm
Drylaw
NHS Surgeons to provide home treatment service (any time between 8am and 5pm) 1
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:32pm
dvo4fun
Rest of UK considers 'abandoning London' due to all the problems it has 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:26pm
MT Bucket
Faceless & brainless fish declines offer to join coalition cabinet 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:23pm
MT Bucket
US to complete Blockbusters 'Middle East Gold Run' in 2012 by invading Iran

You must be 'this old' to understand this one...

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MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:20pm
MT Bucket
Britain to be moved back across the dateline 365 times to fix economy 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:17pm
MT Bucket
Days of Christmas to be cut to 8 by 2015 in latest Government Austerity package 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:14pm
MT Bucket
Nature's latest attempt to reduce Civil List costs thwarted 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:12pm
MT Bucket
'Prince Philip' package to be extended to 49% of patients in NHS hospitals 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:11pm
MT Bucket
NHS staff to 'adopt a patient' to take home with them for treatment 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:05pm
MT Bucket
Kim Jung-un promises free-style jazz choreography for next state funeral. 1
the coarse whisperer 29.12.11 10:54pm
Clegg on coalition: "I only stay with him for the sake of the children" 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:04pm
MT Bucket
US to rename Persian Gulf 'Lake Liberty' in 2013 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:02pm
MT Bucket
North Korea split into North West and North East Korea in boundary shake up 0
MT Bucket 29.12.11 10:00pm
MT Bucket
New pictures emerge of Kim Jong Il defeating Chuck Norris

Nah a bit too far fetched even for him...

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MT Bucket 29.12.11 9:59pm
MT Bucket