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dvo4fun 4 years
Northern Rock sold, Northern Soul ‘offers invited’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
‘You mean it’s not Dr Pepper?’ says Sacramento policeman 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Libyan gvt, says Saif Gaddafi will get a fair trial, then he’ll be executed 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
BBC apologise for Friday's repeat of Children in Need 2010 0
medici2471 4 years
Cauliflower ear found in cauliflower cheese 2
nickb 4 years
Neil Tennant Gets 'Right To Buy' 3
mpaterson 4 years

Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys has finally been granted the right to buy. Previously Tennant had only been able to rent himself, but after a protracted legal battle he can now change his name to...

Hove man upset that the Inland Revenue 'still get you' at the seaside 2
Smart Alex 4 years
Fair, posthumous, trial pledge for Gaddafi son 0
apepper 4 years

Libyan authorities have vowed that Colonel Gaddafi's son, Saif al-Islam, will receive a fair and open trial. "We welcome foreign doctors to attend the autopsy.", said a spokesman...

Time Travellers evicted from Londinium Farm 2
bonjonelson 4 years
Basil D'olivera dies at 80. At least he had a good innings! 0
Smart Alex 4 years
Demi Moore and Karcher split. "He was all washed up" 1
dvo4fun 4 years
Newt Gingrich Steals Christmas 0
mpaterson 4 years
Lenin's body set for world tour to mark revolution centenary. 0
nickb 4 years

Moscow mausoleum to house "guest remains" during absence. One of the most important figures of the 20th century will embark on a world tour of personal appearances in 2017. But Vladmir Illich Lenin...

Saif Gadaffi loses game of hide and seek 0
victimms 4 years

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Bishops; "God should consider his position" 0
apepper 4 years

18 bishops have written an open letter calling for God to resign. "He's sending such mixed messages; I don't know whether to support gay marriages - it feels wrong, but I'd like the wedding presents....

God releases new 10 commandments for modern tablets 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Children in Need Record Smashed, CD Broken and Podcast Deleted 0
Immunis 4 years

I'll get my coat...

Berlusconi "to play the Dame in Aladdin" 2
FlashArry 4 years

The Redditch Players pantomime has been given an added boost this year by the surprise booking of the Italian ex-Premier. Production Manager Leon Stirling takes up the story. "We were looking for...

Navigation chaos as Saville tomb alters Magnetic North 5
Newsquelch 4 years

“We’d always though the variation in magnetic North was a natural occurrence caused by the shifting mass of molten Iron at the Earth’s core” said an expert from the Royal Observatory. “but...

UN to interview Einstein about possibility of time travel. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Doctors should no longer 'declare patients dead' 2
Perks 4 years

Following an increase in the death rate among people forced into poverty, the government has announced plans to take the responsibility of declaring people dead out of doctors' hands, and give it to...

Gadaffi's son found Saif & well. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Saif al-Islam Wonders If It Is Too Late.. 0
mr blue 4 years change his name to something more likely to elicit help from the USA., 'I wonder if they'll go for Uncle Sam Bible-Hugger' mused the son of Gaddaffi...

Commons Debates To Be Broadcast In 3D 8
mpaterson 4 years

A plan to 'sex up' BBC Parliament will see Steven Bercow's pointy finger leaping out of the screen and Ed Milliband's nose sniffing around the living rooms of the nation. Despite huge leaps forward...

'Ability To Work' To Be Assessed By Independent Television 8
mpaterson 4 years

People's fitness for work is to be judged by Independent Television (ITV) hosted by Jeremy Kyle. Tasks will include 'standing up from a seated position' and 'rubbing your tummy whilst patting your...

Image of whey faced Chancellor found on pizza. 0
reforse 4 years

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Gok Wan: 'Solar Flares Are Bang On Trend'. 0
mpaterson 4 years
Teacher hit golfballs at kids and says "they soon knew the 'fore' times tables". 0
Bryan with a Y 4 years

There was outrage today at the controversial way that one Scottish school teacher 'fused' science, sport and maths to enrich the lives of the troubled kids under his care. Mr McEnemey (H'cap of 18),...

Chief Rabbi blames little gizmos for flaw in human nature. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

Nothing to do with God, then...