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Murray annoyed by shouts of 'come on, Mr. Perry'. 6
be reasonable 3 years
World's rich list 'love shopping in Poundland', survey reveals 3
PamChristianAnderson 3 years

The world's richest men and women have revealed the secret of their financial, success: buy as much crap as possible in Poundland. A series of anonymous interviews with the secretive people on the...

IMF imposes cuts on length of Greek surnames 0
roybland 3 years
BMW to recall over 450,000 drivers after safety concerns - 234 112
bonjonelson 3 years

BMW says it will recall up to 450,000 European drivers of its 2002 to 2011 models after "significant safety concerns" were raised. The luxury car maker says drivers of all models in the BMW ranges...

Maria Sharapova 'quiet as a mouse' in bed, says ex-lover 2
Leeboy007 3 years

Saves it all up for when playing tennis, according to old flame...

English Heritage launches Pink Plaque ‘outing’ scheme 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

English Heritage is to launch a pink plaque scheme following on from the long success of its blue plaque scheme, which was founded in 1866. Unlike the blue plaque scheme, which commemorates the...

Union control of Ed Miliband's face 'an emotive issue' 6
3 years

Ed Miliband has put forward a forthright case for choosing his own facial expressions. Under the current system, the leader of the Labour party can only display two expressions, which are decided on...

Wimbledon lawn tennis apologises to Serena Williams for having grass courts. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Scientists confirm Andrew Marr 'not of this Earth'. 0
Leeboy007 3 years

As people of the UK have suspected for some time, BBC presenter Andrew Marr has been declared 'not of this Earth' by leading medical experts. More to follow...

The Archers’ "Made in a Brummy studio’ conspiracy 0
Dick Everyman 3 years

Archer’s fans have jumped to the defence of their favourite series following claims that it does not actually follow the lives of people in the country but is fabricated in a Birmingham inner city...

13 Smurfs dead as 'blue balls' epidemic worsens 0
Christopher Frost 3 years
1.2m Olympics tickets allocated to Mr. Y. Fronts as student prank backfires 0
grottymonty 3 years
Lord Coe defends Olympic ticket allocation 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Lord Coe, 'organiser' of the 2012 Olympics, today robustly defended the way that tickets for the event have been allocated., 'Everything has been organised with military precision,' he announced....

Bank of England calls for new definitions of the word debt 0
Basil_B 3 years

The Bank of England's new financial policy committee (FPC) has called for new definitions to be used relating to the word debt after concerns were raised today by UK banks' exposure to the eurozone...

Scientists prove that deep-frying mars-bars can turn them into cocaine 1
bonjonelson 3 years
Parents disappointed by ticketing system for sports day 0
Mr Payne 3 years
Levi Bellfield sentenced to be converted into a Nuclear Plant by 2025 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Cheryl Cole to take a break from whatever it is she does 0
grottymonty 3 years

Cheryl Cole has sensationally announced that she is to quit showbiz as she needs to take a time out to recover from her recent heavy schedule. The former member of Girls Aloud who hasn’t been seen...

Americans now saying "I'm going to the reservoir" 0
greg various 3 years

as a euphemism for going to the bathroom...

new board of FIFA announced - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch. 0
Leeboy007 3 years
Secret Irn Bru recipe discovered after man urinates in Loch 0
3 years
US Air Force to introduce new concept, the "Manned Drone" 1
Tom55 3 years

Today USAF General Swarovski announced a new plan to “put a man in every drone.”, “With unemployment increasing we can no longer afford to replace men with machines, and our quotas for...

Hawkeye subject to Panorama bribe probe 0
button 3 years
Researchers urge caution when treating the elderly as they might die. 1
Ostsee 3 years
"Circus animals will walkout over Government cuts" says Millibandi the Clown 2
Dick Everyman 3 years

Circus animals in the UK have hit back at proposals by the government to ban them from live performances under animal welfare concerns. The Circus Animals Union (CAU) is balloting members who have...

BBC in new care row over 'Top Gear' home for elderly and bewildered 6
FraserWords 3 years

The BBC faced new controversy over care homes last night amid allegations of mistreatment at its own facility for the elderly, Top Gear., Corporation bosses denied criticism that carers had...

Murray doing 'better than expected' at Wimbledon 0
Leeboy007 3 years

but experts still predict early exit...

Charities launch not-for-profiterole 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

Several large charities, amongst them Help The Aged To Die and The Alzheimer's - oh, what is it? Club? Company? today launched a range of bakery items, including the not-for-profiterole and the...

Ryan Giggs opens new Twitter account: @it 0
FraserWords 3 years

More shagging soon?...

Retro fans embrace new 'Boutique' Vauxhall Chevette 5
3 years

Vauxhall has entered the highly fashionable retro-styled 'boutique' market. Taking on such rivals as the Fiat 500, MINI and Beetle, there are high hopes for the new 1973 Vauxhall Chevette 1.3 L. "In...