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US triumph short-lived as scientists discover Bin Laden 'hid seven horcruxes' 2
rickwestwell 3 years

Celebration of the death of Osama Bin Laden was cut short this morning after a team of American scientists specialising in paranormal research made the terrible discovery that while still alive, the...

“The Lord of the Rings Was Nonsense” reveals Seven Year Old Child 0
Quaz 3 years

The literary world is reeling today after the realisation that JRR Tolkien's three volume epic “The Lord of the Rings” was a load of old nonsense. “Why did they have to go all the way to Mordor...

RSPCA to launch investigation into Schrodinger. 2
Mr Payne 3 years

Obvious, I know, but I was powerless to resist...

Mary Todd Lincoln: Vampire Hand Love Therapist 1
rikkor 3 years

The working title of a book I'm writing. I think it will be a hit...

'Beware Greeks bearing alms' 1
pinxit 3 years
Rumours that Samoa plans to make the time jump this sunday 1
Screenie 3 years

The suggestion has been circulated after a Samoan spokesman, when being interviewed for the Daily Mail, concluded the interview by simply smiling, pointing at the interviewer and saying "See you next...

China admits interest in Bin Laden chopper, says "just curious, you know" 0
ResidentAlien 3 years

The Pakistani government has admitted that it may have "given the Chinese a peek" of the downed US stealth helicopter that had repeatedly failed to self-detonate, following an alleged "Stop...

Skype suddenly crashes due to inexplicable glitches. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Where's Hillary? Clinton in Photoshop FAIL 0
ResidentAlien 3 years

An orthodox Jewish-American newspaper has Photoshopped Hillary Clinton from the iconic image of Obama's team at the moment of Osama Bin Laden's death. Explaining their religious beliefs, a spokesman...

Rich parents restricted to using private tutors to get their kids into Uni. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Schwarzenegger split, wife cites DeVito adultery 1
QorbeQ 3 years
Lib Dem bid to outlaw human shields threatens to split coalition 0
roybland 3 years

A bid by the Lib Dems to the European Court of Human Rights to outlaw the use of human shields could split the coalition as David Cameron signalled his fierce opposition to the move.    ,  ,...

PM rejects University for "ritch". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Native American smoke signals mainly emergency calls to fire station 10
Genghis Cohen 3 years

Said tribal elder, Talking Bull...

Triesman alleges four Fifa members sought "bribes", Fifa say 'What! Only four'. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Experts baffled how Bin Laden passed his time locked up with three wives 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Microsoft's attempt to purchase phone company Skype put on hold 1
Screenie 3 years
Apple introduces lengthier way to send SMS to make you feel more important 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Secret recordings reveal development of Margaret Thatcher clones 1
QorbeQ 3 years

Voice recordings of Liberal Democrat MPs, secretly made by the Daily Telegraph, have revealed that 'imperfect copies' of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher are under development in the UK. The...

US face transplant man slammed for ‘crap goatee’ 0
jp1885 3 years
Study finds that people in prison don't re-offend 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

'Nuff said...

Mosely to have glass door fitted to toilet, rules human rights court 1
jp1885 3 years
FIFA to dispute Pakistan's top spot in world corruption league table 0
Mr Payne 3 years

A FIFA executive, speaking on condition of anonymity because his super injunction hasn't yet been confirmed, whispered in a corner yesterday that 'We have referred a large bundle of evidence...

German national anthem to be changed to fleetwood mac 4
MrG123 3 years

Following another formula 1 victory by Sebastian Vettel the German president Christian Wulff has decided to push for a change of the increasingly familiar German national anthem in favour of...

FA criticized for not offering decent enough bribes to get World Cup. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Hopes fade for lost Isle of Wight adventurers 5
Oxbridge 3 years

A party of three intrepid pensionsers who set out to climb up Shanklin Chine, a notorious natural gorge in the Isle of Wight, has not been sighted in over two hours. According to experts, the chances...

Annoying smug insurance company advert creates vicious backlash... 3
be reasonable 3 years

against fat opera singers. With compliments to ronseal., What about all those obscenely grating adverts from the banks? That one where the Halifax staff pretend to run a radio station makes me want...

Men with easy access to breasts better behaved claims report. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

A new report shows that men who can get breasts whenever they want are less likely to have behavioural problems. The study shows that they tend to be in a relationship and are less frustrated, less...

Moseley Refuses To Be Gagged 0
lord_wingnut 3 years

Max Moseley left court a beaten man, but vows to return...

TV product placement ‘great success’ according to report sponsored by Nescafe 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

A report commissioned by Nescafe, makers of the Dolce Gusto coffee machine, a new and exciting way to enjoy deliciously stylish coffee, the first product to appear on TV under the new rules, and...