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Tractor maker to bring out super duper pooper scooper 10
OldThingy 3 years

after dog owner sends Deer John letter...

Colonial NewsBiscuit contributor in ground-breaking flounce 1
Scroat 3 years
Miliband demands reversal of all Labour's tax rises. More soon. 4
deskpilot3 3 years

But who is Miliband, you ask? I know, I'm not really helping my own case, am I?...

Russian army parade in drive-by Putin 0
Ironduke 3 years

schnukk schnukk...

Unrepentant smoker linked to drive-by cherooting 0
FlashArry 3 years

(?) at last the beast is out of my head ....

Budget conscious gang in drive by shoestring 0
ronseal 3 years
Hague granted lifetime membership of Eddie Waring Appreciation Society 0
Scroat 3 years

More upandunder soooooon. E's a grand lad etc...

School of whales krilled in dive-by tutoring 2
greg various 3 years

Let's hope that'll put the monster to rest...

Physicists discover the "milliband": wavelengths of light between which policies 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

become invisible...

2012 Olympics delayed by 1 month. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

Countdown clock stopped so that nobody will notice...

Police hunt for leet haxors after drive-by w00ting 0
bonjonelson 3 years

if you don't understand this, you're too old. Sorry!...

Police hunt George Galloway after drive-by shouting. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Police hunt James Galway after drive-by fluting. More bassoon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Teenagers to receive sleep training in schools, 23 hours a day insufficient. 0
DiY 3 years
SWAT team called in to stop fly tipping. 4
Ian Searle 3 years
Lady in Hampshire experiences orgasm when buying half price washing line 1
OldThingy 3 years

Including pegs, green, yellow, blue and ping., Husband is so proud and says “she can now hang out her knickers to dry”, Lots more to come...

Shower of Bastards 7
3 years

Just as Germans come to terms with their WW2 conduct, newly commissioned findings indicate that, far from being blameless in the appalling conduct, most Germans were "A Shower of Bastards"...

London Olympics organisers red faced as only 2012 tickets go on sale 0
simonjmr 3 years
Spooner arrested after drive shy booting 3
beau-jolly 3 years

the craken wakes, mwahahahah...

Sex-on-duty policeman has mixed feelings about being banged up 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sarkozy demands to know why Paris 2012 tickets have yet to go on sale 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Swaziland's Western Aid 2011, 2012 can now be paid direct to Mercedes Benz 0
3 years

folling a landmark agreement with Oxfam. "Delays should be a thing of the past" said Amber Geddings, Oxfam's Communications Manager...

Walmart-Asda Rolls Out it's USA-Style Deep South Comfort Range. 3
3 years

Hoping to steal a march over it's High Street Rivals, Walmart-Asda has introduced a sizeable range of 'Deep South Comfort' Readymeals. Although little known in the UK, these sumptuous Southern...

Russian brides ‘should not be left on worktop’ 0
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

A south London insurance firm confirmed yesterday it had disciplined a junior actuary after his part-time franchise activities triggered complaints from colleagues. ‘We had no moral issue with Mr...

Cabinet to discuss stable-door policy following bolting of horse 0
beau-jolly 3 years
Western governments consider air strikes against London newsagent 1
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Foreign Secretary William Hague has chaired an emergency meeting of Western governments in London to try to agree a programme of Western air strikes against Sanjeev Patel, 53, a newsagent from west...

Cameron sends Clegg and Hague on fact-finding tour of Japan's nuclear plants 1
John Wiltshire 3 years

David Cameron announced today that he is sending Nick Clegg and William Hague on a fact-finding tour of Japan's nuclear power stations., 'It's vitally important,' he said, 'that we find out the...

3 years
Residents of Kenyan slum run sponsored fast to raise awareness about pet obesity 2
Danny 3 years

The shocking study by the PDSA that over a third of dogs in the UK are overweight, and half will be overwidght by 2012, has prompted people in Kibera slum to help raise awareness on the dangers of...

Government cuts - homeless to be issued with cats, rather than dogs 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

In a move which will no doubt cheer the hearts of all right-thinking people, David Cameron has announced that from the beginning of April, homeless people will be issued with a cat as a companion,...