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New 4X4 sport-utility off-road shopping trolley claims first Waitrose casualty 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Dave Breith, designer of Britain's top selling 4X4 shopping trolley, has defended the use of these sports utility vehicles in Waitrose supermarkets. He was reacting to criticism that followed after...

Mr Kipling Research HQ gets windows smashed for harbouring 'pie dough file' 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Did you know ... 14
Sinnick 3 years

The word "Anglophile" means love of things English, but there is no equivalent for things Welsh...

Irish Government advised to check Ocean Finance deals before accepting EU Loans 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon, on Sky channel 888]...

Pope demonstrates use of new mitre to priests 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

http://i851.photobucket.com/albums/ab78/brownpaperreporter/th_pope.jpg?t=1290357839...

Succsession of Dead Popes Pissed at God For Lying to Them About Condoms 1
thisisall1word 3 years

Further dead popes have come forward this morning to criticise God's decision to come clean about his position on prophylactic usage. 16 previous ex-popes has spoken out now, collectively stating...

Older X Factor viewers say Wagner has gone dowhill since ride of the valkyres 1
Basil_B 3 years
Suicide bummer dies on the job 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Renee Zellweger Baloons to Healthy Weight for Bridget Jones 3 0
Grover 3 years

US actress and stick-figure Renee Zellweger has confirmed that she is fattening up to reprise the role of Bridget Jones the upcoming feature film [i]Bridget Jones: The Brink of Starvation[/i], due...

Widespread disgust as store waits till advent to put up xmas decor. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

The Independent Retailers Confederation today slammed department store Peter Lewis for refusing to begin their christmas festivities until the start of the church calendar. Spokesman for the IRC,...

X Factor Latest: Daniel Radcliffe to join Wand Erection 0
bonjonelson 3 years
StatNav: “97% accurate, within +1 and -1 of standard deviation”... 0
Doylem 3 years
SartreNav: you know where you are, but it no longer seems to matter... 0
Doylem 3 years
New Planet found orbiting one of the Stars on Newsbicuit 1
Rowly 3 years
Bernard Matthews says he'll probably be voting for Christmas 0
roybland 3 years
Berlusconi hurries to New Zealand after hearing radio report of desperate miners 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Newspaper critics say NZ Mining Disaster "not as good as the original" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Billy Jo Spears admits that if Michael Jackson had dropped his baby son 0
arrghgarry 3 years

from that Hotel window in Germany ,it would have given her failing career a much needed boost .The selfish bastard...

Catholic Church launches ‘Mitre’ range of condoms... 0
Doylem 3 years

A spokesman for the Catholic Church says “Now that the Pope is advocating the use of condoms, ‘in certain circumstances’, we have decided the time is right to launch our own brand. The...

Dutch electronics co Philips release SativaNav 2
arthurminnit 3 years

for those who dont care where they are going, as long as there is some pot there...

School PE to be replaced by rioting 1
rickwestwell 3 years

In a move already being hailed by economists as a stroke of genius, much-admired Education Secretary Michael Gove has announced that 162 million pounds can be saved at a stroke from the schools...

Cigarette packets should wear condoms say ministers 2
Gerontius 3 years

More cover-ups soon, Buy me and stop one...

Turkeys vote for Christmas... 0
Doylem 3 years

When asked to give their preferences, 7 out of 10 turkeys plumped for Christmas rather than Easter, Lammastide or any of the other great dates in the Christian calendar, such as Ash Wednesday or the...

Pope Says Wearing Condoms Could Help Stop the Spread of X Factor Contestants 0
IABP 3 years
Camerons cancel holiday 0
riesler 3 years

"It sends the wrong message in these times of austerity" said the multi-millionnaire. "We will also be moving into a caravan and shopping at Lidl"...

After Susan Boyles` amazing folow up album and breaks all records ,Simon 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Cowell raises her pay to 10 quid a week and a bag of sweeties...

Holy condoms for sale. Conditions apply. 3
Ostsee 3 years
Cern scientist Does Polarized Fart 1
Rowly 3 years

More soon?.. hopefully not...

Families of gorgeous Bollywood couple happily accept their relationship 7
Oxbridge 3 years

Ravinder Khotra and Priti Kumar, a highly attractive and wealthy young engaged couple from Mumbai, have reported their delight and astonishment that their extended families are both entirely...

Gove says most primary school children should be able to read War and Peace 1
roybland 3 years