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Queen to speak on Blatter : Nation holds its breath 2
Drylaw 4 years
Surprise witnesses at Leveson Inquiry as Coogan calls A-ha 0
grumblechops 4 years
C of E to adopt gospel according to John Lewis this Christmas 8
button 4 years

In a surprise announcement the head of the Church of England has announced that the church is to formally re-write its Christmas story. Dr Rowan Williams told the assembled media at a press...

Girlfriend disappointed as Andy Murray pulls out with groin strain 1
medici2471 4 years
Thinnest material known to man discovered in TV sitcoms 18
Clarky 4 years

A furious row has broken out over the whereabouts of the thinnest material in the known universe. ‘It’s in the final series of the geriatric TV sitcom ‘Last of the Summer Wine’’ a...

Jaws drop at Inquiry: "Knowing me Lord Leveson, knowing you, Steve Coogan. Aha!" 0
Le Creuset Fiend 4 years

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Bins rifled in search for "I,Partridge" xmas gifts 0
medici2471 4 years
Muslim outrage as Salvation Army to take control in Egypt 0
medici2471 4 years
China dog in ongoing graveside vigil found to be "ornament" 1
grumblechops 4 years
Rest of World unites to play pranks as USA takes a rare day's vacation 3
Des Custard 4 years

As the World’s workaholic, demanding and occasionally po-faced boss takes a rare day off work to eat an extra Christmas dinner and do some Thanksgiving, put-upon nations and organisations have...

Occupy Wall Street protestors reject food aid for not being organic 0
Dumbnews 4 years
New Jonathan Ross scandal after interview with Ian Rankin 0
apepper 4 years

Controversial broadcaster, Jonathan Ross has been embroiled in another scandal following an interview with well-known novelist Ian Rankin...

David Blunkett's dog retires to a farm in the Peak District 0
simonjmr 4 years
Griffen admits BNP "divided over Rihanna." 5
SingingHinny 4 years

Nick Griffen, the leader of the British National Party has admitted that the party is “deeply divided” and “in crisis” following a meeting with members to decide the party’s official policy...

Breaking News: Engineer called. 8
Perks 4 years
Lingerie industry nervous after rumours Wonderbra could go bust 1
CJWorkman 4 years
Gadaffi's son to stand trail on 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Press claims of innocence ‘are fuelled by hatred of the truth’ 0
Ian Searle 4 years

The Metro has been accused of spreading ‘smears’ against ordinary people because of it’s ‘hatred of the general public’. The furious tabloid accused hacking victims of being ‘bullies’...

Ofsted: "Satisfactory schools just not satisfactory". Gove consults dictionary. 0
dvo4fun 4 years
Ofcom investigate Ozzy Osbourne's "Love and Hate" aftershave advertising 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Pope changes religion to Voodoo 3
apepper 4 years

The Pope has surprised Catholics by converting to voodoo during a west African visit. "It made a lot more sense the stuff I've been trying to sell for the last 70 years. I don't see how my religious...

Controversy as M&S reveals new Frankie Cocozza signature range 0
kimllfixit 4 years

The remaining X Factor contestants have today expressed their anger following the unexpected cancellation of the store’s Christmas television adverts, each week featuring the remaining artists...

New York, New York becomes the first city to be diagnosed with schizophrenia. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Doctors blame lack of sleep...

'Rihanna never had dinner on the table in time' says Chris Brown 0
Shandy 4 years

Chris brown has defended his actions against Rhianna, by revealing the shocking extent of her behaviour during their time together, which include not replacing the broken dishwasher in a timely...

Redknapp evades taxing questions about future England role 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Overseas aid organisations decide charity really should begin at home... 0
Smart Alex 4 years

'it's all very well digging wells and planting crops out in Africa', admits charity director Adam Squished, 'but charity begins at home, and for not much more than the price of bringing water to a...

'Railway Children' actors arrested following cable theft allegations. 0
kimllfixit 4 years
Hugh Grant denies claims are overblown 0
medici2471 4 years

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Prof Brian Cox to have pioneering cerebral band surgery to restrict brain size 11
Clarky 4 years

Mop-haired scientist, Professor Brian Cox, is set to become the first person in the UK to be fitted with a cerebral band. The band, similar to a gastric band but placed around the brain, can restrict...

Cutbacks at the BBC results in UK Tramps being used as cheap resources 0
simonjmr 4 years

The BBC today has outlined due to budget cutbacks the UK's tramp population will be used extensively as a cheap alternative to more expensive content and programming. Several programmes have already...