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South Korean scientist claims first cloned Santa Claus 0
roybland 3 years
M&S contract hangs in the balance as Caroline Quentin starts looking plumper... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Is she eating all that stuff in the adverts???...

Government seeks 'Big Society' solution to disruption from snow. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Community groups will be asked to organise snow eating parties across Britain. The official advice is to celebrate eating all colours of snow and to spit out the gritty bits...

Clegg comes good on pledge as Rabbi chicken keepers face no increase in taxes 1
VictorMeldrew 3 years

He said he would fight against any rise in jewish hen fees, and that he may have been misheard. Boom, boom x...

Julian Assange admits if he had wore a Johnie there would not have been anything 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Another Heavy Cold Forecast This Weekend 0
De-scribe 3 years

Mr Gary Simpkins of Chorley is expected to contract a heavy cold this weekend, the Meteorological Office has predicted. Spokesman Geoff Telfer said “Mr Simpkins has gone through the year...

War against Wikileaks escalates as America invades Wikipedia. 0
3 years

In recent weeks, Wikileaks and it's creator Julian Assange, have become widely known for publishing top secret documents from inside many world Governments. The publication of this information has...

New dog food flavours prove popular 1
DiY 3 years

next doors cat is No. 1!...

Kelloggs to reduce sugar and salt content in cereals. 3
DiY 3 years

Makes boxes smaller...

The next but one World cup song... 1
BillyBitzer 3 years

with a suitable [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67o_vWRirDU]VIDEO?[/url]...

Obama announces significant progress in US pronunciation of ‘Afghanistan’ 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Next Door's Cat Food Proves Popular 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

8 out 10 cats said they preferred it...

Britain's high-altitude pubs braced for influx of winter lock-in hopefuls 7
Golgo13 3 years

As cold fronts move in and more snow and sub-zero temperatures are forecast, Britain's elevated pubs and inns brace themselves for another influx - that of hundreds of men hoping to get snowed in...

Shock survey shows most young people planning to get "steaming drunk" over Xmas. 7
MC One R 3 years
Coalminers strike over 'lump of coal in your stocking ' stigma 0
dogwheels 3 years

The fossil-fuel industry is set to be crippled this Christmas after an international strike of miners was announced in protest over the stigma associated with coal at this time of year. Gwenwin...

Burger King recall the Jack Black Gulliver toys as they look like John Prescott. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Conspiracy theorists announce the start of a new 'Icke age' 4
Ian Searle 3 years
Shock Daily Mail poll of all 200 readers shows more believe in 3
DiY 3 years

Father Christmas than in Nick Clegg...

Fears of a new 'Ice Age' grow after production starts on Shrek 4 0
Ian Searle 3 years

and a sequel to Cars is announced...

Japan looks to smooth over Far East tension by pointing missiles at North Korea 1
MC One R 3 years
Julian Assange spotted in 7-11 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
"A Hangover" - is what most 18 - 25 year olds will get for Xmas 0
simonjmr 3 years
Female Fans Strip Down To Underwear in 'support' At Gaga No Bra Concert 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"Music? who cares what the music is like" said one red top journalist sent to cover the concert at the 02...

Dyslexic society's secret Satan cause of serious office arguments. 0
simonjmr 3 years
British press 'happy' to lend Australian press supply of Ashes debacle cliches 3
Nick McCarr 3 years
BBC to show awesome magic of Avatar in stunning small screen 2D. 0
MC One R 3 years
Assange’s critics say smears are just Willyleaks 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Liverpool to reward 500 fans - allowing them to leave Fulham game early tomorrow 0
MC One R 3 years
UK released 69 prisoners by mistake last year, 70 according to the US 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New book for Xmas: "1001 Pigments You Must See Before You Dye" 5
Nick McCarr 3 years

cough cough...