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victimms 28.04.13 10:28am
victimms
Media News - Daily Mail advertise for first Necrophiliac-in-Residence

In a shock move The Daily Mail have advertised for a Necrophilia-in-Residence to join their editorial team. The main role of the Necrophiliac-in-Residence will be to scour the Facebook pages of...

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andrewl81 28.04.13 10:14am
andrewl81
Ian Duncan Smith expects turkeys to vote for Christmas

Inspired by the [i]Institute for King Canute studies[/i], the Coalition has decided to replace actual legislation and "mind numbing" governance, with hope and whimsy. Mr Smith explained: "The...

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Wrenfoe 28.04.13 10:12am
Wrenfoe
Ian Duncan Smith calls for 'pay-back time'

In a surprise move Ian Duncan Smith has announced a sharp turn in Tory policy. During a reflective homily delivered in Church last Sunday he stunned friends and family with a passionate plea for the...

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Maninbeijing 28.04.13 8:49am
Maninbeijing
Residents just not into this year’s Intergalactic Starship flyover

http://yolkregion.ca/wp-content/uploads/ddo-starship.jpg The starships arrived at noon last Saturday, cruising directly over Richmond Hill's famous David Dunlap Observatory. When the festivities...

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yolkregion 28.04.13 4:32am
yolkregion
Suicidal Eric Cartman screams "respect my Dignitas!" 0
Maverick 28.04.13 12:38am
Maverick
Morphy Richards sponsors Iron Man 3, ironically. 0
deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:59pm
deskpilot3
David Cameron gets himself a new Johnson.

Tells Boris "my Johnson's bigger than yours."...

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deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:58pm
deskpilot3
Osborne insists private sector did not influence Tax (KPMG Amendments) Act 2013. 0
deskpilot3 27.04.13 9:56pm
deskpilot3
Augusta welcomes female gophers

We keep them in a big glass case behind the male only bar says secretary...

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Terry 27.04.13 8:42pm
Terry
Traces of bestiality defendant found in horse, court told 0
sydalg 27.04.13 8:40pm
sydalg
Anita: "There's No "R" in Anand"

..the very idear; perhaps I'm drawring the wrong conclusion.. - Epenthetic Ed...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 27.04.13 8:37pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Clifford refuses to represent self

More soon possibly?...

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AdrianJ 27.04.13 8:32pm
Terry
Energy supply companies to ease fuel crisis by rendering down OAPs

Outlining the new scheme, a spokesperson for EDF Energy explained: "We have thousands of elderly people on our books increasingly cutting down on their energy use so that they make little or no...

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Our Economics Correspondent 27.04.13 8:31pm
Our Economics Correspondent
Hippy refuses to appear on "The Cube" - "It's too square, man" 0
Smart Alex 27.04.13 7:28pm
Smart Alex
New iPhone app detects Archers signature tune and shuts off Radio 4 reception

Apple Computer shares rocket to pre-1984 levels...

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Ambridge Correspondent 27.04.13 6:26pm
Ambridge Correspondent
Cameron launches new web information portal "nothingtodowithus.gov". 2
Al OPecia 27.04.13 6:04pm
Al OPecia
LA drug gang flys its first "Rapper" Drone. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 27.04.13 6:03pm
Al OPecia
Max Clifford notices he has the same initials as Maurice Chevalier 2
Iscariot 27.04.13 5:44pm
Tripod
Strafing of Lincoln prompts UK operated drone rethink

The MoD is to reconsider the decision to remotely operate armed drones from Britain, after a suburb of Lincoln was devastated by several missile strikes yesterday afternoon. In a statement issued...

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AdrianJ 27.04.13 4:43pm
AdrianJ
New "Where's the nearest place I can flog this?" app for smartphone thieves 3
sydalg 27.04.13 3:20pm
Dick Everyman
Tortureless trial of an American in North Korea frustrates Rep.Sen. Greg Ball

(more soon)...

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Wrenfoe 27.04.13 11:54am
Wrenfoe
Targaryen chemical weapons "a Game of Thrones changer"

US President Barack Obama has vowed a "vigorous investigation" into reports that exiled Daenerys Targaryen has used incendiary "dragons", warning they will be a "game changer" for the HBO series if...

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Wrenfoe 27.04.13 11:43am
reforse
Max Clifford advises himself to stay away from Justin Bieber concerts 0
sydalg 27.04.13 11:35am
sydalg
“Self doubt” found on a Justin Bieber tour bus in Sweden

, Stockholm police say they have found evidence of “self doubt” a small amount of Class A “ennui” on board a tour bus used by pop singer Justin Bieber. Police spokesman Lars Bystrom said...

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Wrenfoe 27.04.13 7:22am
Wrenfoe
Afghan Drone Protest: "We Demand That Our Families Be Killed By Manned Aircraft" 0
Titus 27.04.13 6:59am
Titus
Margaret Thatcher Announces Major Political Shift: 'BRAAAAAIIINS!'

At a surprise press conference on Friday, the desiccated husk of former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher announced a major shift in her political philosophy following her death earlier this month,...

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captainthomas 27.04.13 3:15am
captainthomas
Doing Sun crossword may hasten onset of Alzheimer's, doctors warn 0
sydalg 27.04.13 1:07am
sydalg
George Galloway confuses Ed Miliband with Saddam Hussain

some more later...

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Sally1985 27.04.13 1:03am
Sally1985
Lazy suicide bomber calls Dignitas 3
sydalg 26.04.13 11:08pm
Ironduke