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Man who failed to keep up payments on funeral plan 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

accused by wife of ‘losing the plot’. More soon...

Missing: reward offered for lost British work ethic 5
vertical 4 years
Bell Ringers Vote to Strike 5
Immunis 4 years
Recession news: sagging breast augmentation industry 4
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years

appeals for government support. More soon...

Judge rules it’s okay to swear at the ‘fucking pigs’ 0
Long Distance Clara 4 years

A Crown Court judge yesterday ruled that expletives directed at a police officer could not be considered offensive ‘because the rozzers are all fucking scum’. ‘I do not believe that it is a...

Man unable to sue airline over ruined luggage - doesn't have strong enough case 4
Smart Alex 4 years
Upset as Real Madrid beat Barcelona into third place in Spanish election 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Russell Grant refuses to say if his elimination from ‘Strictly’ was a surprise 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Red Cross organises emergency air lift of tents to Tahrir Square protestors 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Crazed ambassador cuts off diplomatic ties 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Amnesty says Egypt is corrupt and repressive but still great value for holidays 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Pigs foil lone wolf plot 2
iRonA 4 years
Terry's All White selection is fastest selling Christmas chocolate box 0
kga6 4 years
Victoria Beckham's interior designer redesigns her interior 2
Gong of Fur 4 years

In a move that has sent shock waves through celebrity circles, style guru Victoria Beckham has taken interior design to a whole new level by having her own interior redesigned. Now living in Beverly...

Jonathon Ross explains why he's changing his name to Rory Ramiro 1
Flexicon 4 years

It was a bold move that many industry insiders were calling ‘career suicide’. Now, in an exclusive interview, British TV presenter Jonathon Ross speaks out for the first time about his decision...

Government to underwrite mortgages (on MPs second homes) 0
Smart Alex 4 years
Taliban leaders condemn "Daily Mail Law" : barbaric and inhuman 3
steve_l 4 years

A coalition of Taliban Leaders announced today their opposition to the "barbaric and inhuman" regime of "Daily Mail Law" and said they would be campaigning against its adoption in parts of...

Headline writers vote to strike. 2
reforse 4 years

No more to follow...

Mail on Sunday denies phone hacking, insists all stories are entirely fabricated 3
reforse 4 years

More to follow...

Revolutionary new cleaner will kill 'other 0.1% of all known germs' 8
Perks 4 years
Miliband surprised at low valuation of Ed Balls by Antiques Roadshow expert 2
4 years

Labour leader Ed Miliband expressed disappointment at the low valuation placed on his Ed Balls by the Antiques Roadshow but assured watching viewers that he wanted to sell him anyway. "He may not be...

Police force to fast track hard nosed detectives who don't play by the rules 9
Shandy 4 years

The head of the UK police force announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule breaking detectives who have an uncanny knack of bringing scum bags to...

‘Youngest’ expedition to South Pole abandoned after 3rd day without Twitter 14
4 years

Plucky 20 year-old Belinda Baron had to abandon her attempt to be recognised as the youngest person to reach the South Pole on skis, after becoming cut off from all social networks for nearly 72...

Couscous Rally in Cairo Causes Crowds to Swell Dangerously 1
Immunis 4 years
Ampersand awarded "most efficient" logogram accolade. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Couple describe their fairy-tale romance as 'Grimm' 1
Smart Alex 4 years
Man who lost his rag and his marbles tries metaphysical lost property office 0
Smart Alex 4 years

or would do if he hadn't lost his bottle!...

Domestic Violence defendant acquitted by High Court Judge: "She was used to it" 1
dvo4fun 4 years

No more soon...

Domestos violence kills 99.9% of household 0
medici2471 4 years
Blah blah [insert] High Court Judge blah blah [insert] 'used to it' 0
dvo4fun 4 years

no more soon[honest]...