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American storm chasers commence Hurricane Isaac hunt 0
antharrison 28.08.12 10:24pm
antharrison
Richard Branson spotted applying "Indian Miracle Cream" to West Coast Main Line. 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 28.08.12 10:22pm
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Cameron support extension to Heathrow runway 2 that doubles back on itself...

So that's no to runway 3 AND a u-turn...

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deskpilot3 28.08.12 9:35pm
Squudge
Branson bid: "Choo-choose me!" deemed 'frankly annoying' 0
Squudge 28.08.12 9:32pm
Squudge
Mr Bell fancies his chances after Apple wins legal battle over Samsung... 0
deskpilot3 28.08.12 9:28pm
deskpilot3
New Orleans not looking forward to rumoured return of Katrina & The Waves

Obscure or what?...

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Al McHogan 28.08.12 9:27pm
Squudge
Unfair that Gove was elected in 2010, but would not be elected now.... 0
deskpilot3 28.08.12 9:26pm
deskpilot3
Schools complain that it was much harder to buy GCSE answers this year. 0
deskpilot3 28.08.12 9:25pm
deskpilot3
Rogue Essex Girl Sparks Terror Among Locals In Kenya

Masai Mara National Park, Kenya: Terrified Masai tribespeople were today taking emergency shelter following the sighting of what appeared to be a rogue Essex girl, lurking in the undergrowth, deep in...

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Martin Shuttlecock 28.08.12 9:08pm
Martin Shuttlecock
"Build another runway, if your hard enough!" Yeo goads Cameron

Timothy Yeo goaded to David Cameron saying "build another runway if your hard enough", going on to add weight to the depth of his political arguement by adding, "show us if you are a man or a mouse...

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Ian 28.08.12 8:03pm
Ian
Panto Season: Yeo, Mensch & Dorries Land Plum Roles 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 28.08.12 7:43pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Bank Holiday Caravan Competition - Bessie wows the judges

The world of the Caravan Club was rocked yesterday with a surprise entry in the annual 'Cosmetic Caravan' competition. The prestige event, held traditionally over the August Bank holiday in Beaulieu...

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Squudge 28.08.12 7:06pm
Squudge
Assisted suicide story demands right to die peacefully

And not to be resuscitated by editors desperate to fill space...

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Ian Searle 28.08.12 4:27pm
Ian Searle
Mystery 99% loading delay solved, say Microsoft.

Microsoft have finally gotten to the bottom of why the last 1% of any software installation takes as long as the other 99%. It was due to a 'feature' in the original Windows. In the early days, no...

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Boutros 28.08.12 4:01pm
apepper
Neil Armstrong death 'an obvious hoax' say conspiracy theorists 13
Midnight Dreary 28.08.12 2:58pm
Nails UK
Spotted lion 'probably leopard' say experts 0
Midnight Dreary 28.08.12 1:32pm
Midnight Dreary
PM still opposed to third runway, but "happy with fourth one"

David Cameron has denied suggestions of a U-turn on transport policy; "I said before the election that there would be no third runway at Heathrow and I stand by that. However, a fourth runway is a...

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apepper 28.08.12 1:18pm
kimllfixit
Cameron orders Larry the No. 10 tabby to be put to sleep

(One for Jesse)...

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Lucy4 28.08.12 12:52pm
Lucy4
Ryanair announce turd runway at Knock airport 0
charlies_hat 28.08.12 12:34pm
charlies_hat
Cannabis users deny claims of IQ loss

"It's, like, not, er, you know, false, er true."...

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apepper 28.08.12 12:26pm
apepper
Holistic healers amazed as new natural ingredient actually does something

Herbal medicine creators and homeopaths were today said to be “very excited” at the reports of a new natural ingredient with proven painkilling properties. Derived from the coco plant, the white...

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kimllfixit 28.08.12 12:06pm
kimllfixit
Martians threaten invasion if NASA goes ahead with planned Will I.Am broadcast 0
Mark66 28.08.12 12:03pm
Mark66
Essex police armed with dining room chairs and whips 5
charlies_hat 28.08.12 11:20am
Midfield Diamond
Clacton's Wizard of Oz panto gets unexpected publicity over the weekend

After the actor playing the cowardly lion is seen wandering the streets in costume. More soon...

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simonjmr 28.08.12 11:19am
simonjmr
First Michael Jackson. Now Neil Armstrong.Are Moonwalkers cursed, asks Daily Ma 3
ronseal 28.08.12 11:05am
dvo4fun
Search for intelligent Essex Policemen called off..

..entire force currently looking for a jabberwocky outside Romford...

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RickH 28.08.12 10:01am
RickH
Yahoo CEO to be deported after inserting his search toolbar without permission

(yes, I know, I should have unticked a box somewhere. I was still asleep) More soon...

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Hurrumph 28.08.12 9:24am
Hurrumph
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Squudge 28.08.12 9:21am
Squudge
Research finds that smoking weed can make you ‘err..... stuff’

A team of researchers in New Zealand have conducted a study into the effects of smoking cannabis at a young age, and concluded that ‘Smoking weed while your brain is still developing can make you,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 28.08.12 8:53am
The All New Jeni B
Older bees find young bees' dancing "incomprehensible". 8
nickb 28.08.12 8:18am
JohnA