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O'Toole funeral signer suffered from Alcoholic Palsy claim organisers. 0
Ref Minor 16.12.13 2:03am
Ref Minor
Man In Moon he say: "This is not what I ordered" 0
Drylaw 15.12.13 11:00pm
Small green vegetable with big flavour scoops Sprouts Personality of the Year 0
ronseal 15.12.13 10:56pm
SPOTY: After a 40 year wait, Alex Salmond cums again and loses 12 stones

In 1973 a young Alex Salmond experienced his first orgasm following Jackie Stewart's success in the BBC's Sports Personality of the Year competition. Now, finally after a 40 year wait, following Sir...

antharrison 15.12.13 10:34pm
UK home insulation programme ‘lagging behind’ rest of Europe 4
farmer giles 15.12.13 10:32pm
sponge finger
China's Rabbit Moon Rover is cheap copy of Austin Metro claims former BL man

More copyright violations soon...

MADJEZ 15.12.13 9:58pm
Seven dwarves sue Rebecca Ferguson for singing 'Hi-ho-hi-ho-hi-ho'

More obscure musical posts soon...

MADJEZ 15.12.13 9:34pm
Rolihlahla joins Tinky Winky, Dispy and Po in racially integrated Tellitubbies 0
irreverendJ 15.12.13 9:29pm
Everyone that drank a pinta milk a day now dead 4
A.A.Arkwright 15.12.13 9:10pm
Sky launches 24 hour Mandela channel ahead of DIsney

Disney's plans for a 24 hour Mandela channel collapsed into disarray last night. Firstly, Winnie raised concerns that DIsney would sanitise the long, hard Mandela struggle for freedom. Then it...

Starchy 15.12.13 7:44pm
New Westminster Village reality show set to make stars of Spad, Speaker and shad

A new TOWIE style reality show is set to make stars of its stock characters, a special advisor, a speaker and a shadow chancellor of the exchequer from Westminster Village. The people in this...

ronseal 15.12.13 7:41pm
Tom Daley becomes SPOTY - after nasty outbreak of teenage acne 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 15.12.13 7:28pm
Miranda has accidental sex with chap from bistro - all future episodes cancelled 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 15.12.13 7:25pm
Nelson Mandela wins SPOTY 0
irreverendJ 15.12.13 6:05pm
Mandela Aid come to BBC1

In an attempt to ease the blow of being Mandela less the BBC have just released its programme scehdule for next week which they hope will help the 99% of the world who claim to have met the great man...

irreverendJ 15.12.13 5:59pm
Kim Jong-un admits "Christmas dinner will be a little tense"

Supreme leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, has confessed that he expects there will be something of an atmosphere at this year's Christmas lunch. "Hopefully, my cousins won't spoil the meal running...

apepper 15.12.13 5:57pm
Election Results: Your Hand is Like Ice, Your Ass is Like a Watermelon - 2

It's 8 PM local time, and Presidential polls have been closed two hours in this reporter's Mediterranean island homeland. Known to Turks as "Elin Buz Gibi / Gortun Karpuz Gibi" (Your Hand is Like Ice...

Lindy Moone 15.12.13 4:51pm
Fresh blow for Hodgson as 'Mars goalkeeper' turns out to be Polish 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 15.12.13 12:02pm
Jade Rabbit II to take 400 million surplus Chinese girls to the moon 0
Oxbridge 15.12.13 12:01pm
Turf wars: Nigella accused of prepaing cake on Mary Berry's patch 0
Smart Alex 15.12.13 12:00pm
Smart Alex
Disney launches 24 hour rolling Mandela channel

Disney say their new Channel will have a simple format - it will give everyone the chance to talk publicly about how they have been inspired by Mandela, and how grief-stricken they were when he...

Starchy 15.12.13 11:59am
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Chang Song-Thaek crimes included singing "How do you solve a problem like Korea" 0
Smart Alex 15.12.13 11:25am
Smart Alex
Move along now - nothing to see here 0
Smart Alex 15.12.13 11:13am
Smart Alex
Elephant in room suffers psychological breakdown. 2
sredni vashta 15.12.13 10:37am
Dick Everyman
Second Chinese spacecraft lands on moon 2 hours after first. 2
FOAD 15.12.13 10:28am
Chinese upset by counterfeit "Jade Rabbit" rovers being sold on eBay 0
AReader 15.12.13 10:20am
Lunar touch-down leads to counterfeit crack-down

NASA scientists and US Customs are cracking down on Chinese counterfeiters after a spate of fake moon sightings. The move comes after the successful touch-down of China's moon-rover, Jade Rabbit....

Dick Everyman 15.12.13 8:36am
Dick Everyman
China claims sovereignty over unoccupied Moon 0
Sinnick 15.12.13 8:18am
News Channels mourn the loss of blanket Mandella death coverage 0
Scronnyglonkle 15.12.13 8:10am
Spirit of Justice Found with Self Inflicted Wounds

WASHINGTON — Security guards in the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building have found what appear to be self-inflicted wounds on the Spirit of Justice this morning, during a routine...

edobesh1 15.12.13 12:59am