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Danny Boyle to create Thatcher closing event

Danny Boyle announced last night he was “enthusiastic” about the honour of marking Mrs Thatcher’s passing in Horseguards Parade. And Mrs Thatcher would approve of some of his cost-saving...

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nickb 11.04.13 3:00pm
Tripod
Disappointed lovers to use goal line technology to judge if its in or out 0
irreverendJ 11.04.13 2:59pm
irreverendJ
Chart won't count 'Wicked witch' downloads by those born after Thatcher in power

Currently number 42,000 in the charts...

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MADJEZ 11.04.13 2:11pm
MADJEZ
'General Belgrano' to be re-floated and sunk again in tribute to Mrs. Thatcher. 0
sigmund 11.04.13 1:36pm
sigmund
Thatcher statue in Trafalgar Square: 'Yes!' say pigeons 0
Oxbridge 11.04.13 1:34pm
Oxbridge
M C Hammer under arrest for constantly telling people off 1
custard cream 11.04.13 1:30pm
Smart Alex
Funeral Guestlist Advised : Bring Your Dancing Shoes 0
deceangli 11.04.13 1:11pm
deceangli
Transplant man dies of heart attack after discovering he got Thatcher kidney 0
sydalg 11.04.13 1:08pm
sydalg
New Study from Cambridge University proves BMW owners reallyhave smaller willies

After a recent survey of a sample 700 BMW owners, average bell end length ranged from three quarters to one and a half inches less than normal drivers. A spokesman for the university commented, "...

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Tom55 11.04.13 12:47pm
Tom55
Controversial and divisive hate figure.... Jeremy Clarkson to attend funeral.

More on that bombshell soon...

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MADJEZ 11.04.13 12:28pm
MADJEZ
PMQs getting easier claims Daily Mail 0
Smart Alex 11.04.13 12:13pm
Smart Alex
Gorbachev to miss Thatcher funeral because "He can't be arsed". More soon. 0
JoeBradley 11.04.13 11:48am
JoeBradley
Nissan & Honda recall cars due to fault with blind old biddy behind the wheel. 0
MADJEZ 11.04.13 11:41am
MADJEZ
Bananas "split" over Thatcher effect.

Never done one of these before...

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nickb 11.04.13 11:31am
nickb
Paris Brown considers new career as football manager 2
Ian Searle 11.04.13 11:00am
Titus
Margaret Thatcher Has Been Respectfully Requested ...

[i]not [/i] to sit up in her coffin and shout "No no [i]no[/i]! That is [i]not[/i] the way this funeral should be organised."...

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Titus 11.04.13 10:57am
Titus
Sellafield Halts Production After Plutonium Contaminated with Asda Corned Beef

Boffins at the Sellafield nuclear reprocessing plant have been told to halt production of nuclear waste after traces of Asda own-brand corned beef were found in a plutonium sample. "The terrifying...

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deceangli 11.04.13 10:43am
deceangli
Daily Mail Sport: Thatcher rises from bench to put Barcelona into semi-finals

The world's best ever football team were struggling last night as unfancied Paris Sans Germans led 1-0 with only a few minutes to go. But despite reports of a serious injury, Messi aka Messiah or...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 11.04.13 10:05am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Irish plot attack on funeral procession in Thatcher assassination bid 1
medici2471 11.04.13 9:51am
Titus
Daily Mail editor to be buried in coffin with Thatcher

Life is meaningless without her says Dacre, but I'll be keeping tabs on the paper via mobile phone...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 11.04.13 9:50am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Test tube baby pioneer to be buried in glass casket 0
victimms 11.04.13 8:58am
victimms
Sir Paul McCartney tops 'You want to play?? That's rich!' list

Sir Paul McCartney today topped a list of musicians no-one wants to hear any more., A spokesman for The Times, which compiles the annual list, said: 'Let's face it, he can't sing any more, so it's a...

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John Wiltshire 11.04.13 8:51am
Squudge
Shock As Post Submitted to NB Which Is Not SPAM - Allegedly

Buy my Oakley sunglasses, fashion clothes and handbags. (Oops, sorry, that was SPAM after all. My mistake.) Admin staff and website desgner decline to comment...

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Titus 11.04.13 8:35am
Titus
Funeral to be financed with a flat rate community charge 0
Backup Brian 11.04.13 8:34am
Backup Brian
Thatcher wasn't a woman insists Britain's top political climate change denier

Reports of the Thatcher effect are absolute nonsense and there are no scientific backs to back them up at all, said Glenda Jackson, one of Britain's top political climate change deniers, yesterday....

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ronseal 11.04.13 8:20am
ronseal
Richard Branson to introduce "Old Slapper" airlines. Much more soon. 2
Maverick 11.04.13 7:45am
Terry
NUM Pension Fund set to become majority stakeholder in Thatcher Funeral plc

Bring a big hammer...

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tedweasel 11.04.13 5:59am
tedweasel
At last one last chance for Jimmy Saville to put his cheroot in Thatcher again

as she arrives in Hell...

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burnmybridges 11.04.13 2:10am
burnmybridges
97.5% of men claim that fitter women would increase popularity of women's sport 2
Dick Everyman 10.04.13 11:01pm
Dick Everyman
Ben Elton - still no comment. 7
Paddy Berzinski 10.04.13 10:29pm
Titus