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Dr.s may soon mend broken hearts with pills, choclates and flowers will help too 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Simon Cowell to launch "Britains got Crime" 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

In line with his quest for world domination, Simon Cowell is launching a new ITV show to rival BBC's Crimewatch., "In much the same way that 'X-Factor' was in no way similar to 'Pop Idol', this new...

Police launch website that shows your local doughnut shops. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

More doughnuts later...

World's oldest Mayfly dies aged 110 hours 0
simonjmr 3 years
Chinese State TV release video of successful Chinese Moon Landing 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Funny headline, related to a topical news item. 8
bonjonelson 3 years

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NewsBiscuit can reveal that JIH bonked XX and maybe ZZ, but not AA, BB, CC or DD 4
Ostsee 3 years
Boots DNA test proves Jeremy Kyle is a bastard.... 1
charlies_hat 3 years

moron soon...

Ed reveals that actually David was the "crazy, wacky one" in the Miliband family 1
MC One R 3 years
Spanish property still grossly over-valued says Alan Hansen 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Dogs can sniff bowel cancer but tasting testicular cancer still being worked on 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New crime map also doubles as constituency finder 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Local Gangs Compete to get their Street to No1 on Crime Map 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In what some are seeing as an unintended consequence local youths are competing with each other to see if they can get their street to the top of the newly launched crime map. "Its all about being...

Police Dog in Harassment row 2
AndyOverhead 3 years

A Police german shepherd called 'Rosco' has been accused of sexual harassment after an incident with a fellow police dog from the narcotics team; 'Polly', a Spaniel bitch used for sniffing out...

Launch of new ‘low altitude’ Kendal Mint Cake... 0
Doylem 3 years
New bargain device merges iMac, iPhone and iPad, called a Netbook 1
Dumbnews 3 years
New iToilet disables flushing when iPhone is dropped in it 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Alleluia! The 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine launched. 6
Stan Laurel 3 years

The eagerly awaited 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine was published yesterday at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London. The Guide, known simply to affectionados as ‘The Bible’, lists the best...

Daily Llama fears infiltration by Chinese undercover Llamas 1
4ty2 3 years

He tweeted:, We always looked at those [url=]Llamas with hats[/url] with suspicion. Now we have a Llama with lots of Chinese currency so it looks like there...

Millions demand Mubarak be replaced with new dictator 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Mubarak cancels construction plans for his Pyramid 0
Dumbnews 3 years
UN Calls It Quits, Cites Lack Of Interest 0
Textbook 3 years
Political Debate Ends In Chaos As Obama Tells Palin She "Can Suck It" 0
Textbook 3 years
Chinese television claims Hollywood Movie scenes used in news 0
4ty2 3 years

are austerity measurements by the TV companies who have been cut in favour of the Chinese Stealth Fighter project. You can't expect us to blow up real aeroplanes when all the world has to safe money...

Hardened criminals blamed for recent spate of Viagra thefts. 4
bonjonelson 3 years

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Egypt to ditch BT Broadband after internet connection fails again 0
TerribleTim 3 years
Egyptians devastated: "Barry was writing new National Anthem". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
John Barry only lives once. More soon. 1
MC One R 3 years
Innovative texting device developed called a keyboard 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Negotiations with Egyptian ambassador break down due to lack of Ferrero Rocher 0
Boarfunkel 3 years