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Church backs call for age of consent to be 15 - "retrospective would be handy"

The Catholic church has backed a call for the age of consent to be reduced, but only if the change is retrospective. A spokesman for the church explained; "This is a an important debate to have in...

apepper 17.11.13 10:00pm
Miley Cyrus buys flat in Barnsley for home t'werking. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.11.13 9:56pm
Al OPecia
North Korea and Iran agree to take Syrias chemical weapons. 0
godly1966 17.11.13 9:45pm
Co-op boss quits to campaign for Mayor of Toronto 0
custard cream 17.11.13 9:39pm
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Last Chance Saloon finally closes...

The last few years haven’t been kind to the Last Chance Saloon in Cemetery Lane, Bradford. Though well-known to Bradfordians as a friendly local boozer and a reliable source of recreational drugs,...

Tripod 17.11.13 9:20pm
"my balls, your cause" : Red Square protestor goes free-lance

Moscow police have struck an unusual deal with political activist Pyotr Pavlensky : rather than face a five year prison sentence, can he please take his idiosyncratic performance protest style...

FlashArry 17.11.13 9:16pm
Flowers "My cocaine was fairtrade and responsibly sourced" 2
Scronnyglonkle 17.11.13 8:53pm
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Columbo summit. Cameron says 'Just one more thing...'

MADJEZ 17.11.13 8:52pm
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‘Spy in a bag’ voted most-wanted pocket toy this Christmas... 1
Tripod 17.11.13 8:38pm
Al OPecia
Osborne announces "serious National Treasure deficit".

Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, was forced to admit today that "we have entered a period of turbulent times for National Treasures". Citing recent arrests and ongoing convictions of...

Al OPecia 17.11.13 8:04pm
Al OPecia
Anglea Merkel's publicist confirms that she is NOT taking part in Movember.

No more soon...

deskpilot3 17.11.13 7:48pm
Last words of person found in well: “Be careful what you wish for”... 6
Tripod 17.11.13 6:56pm
Co-Op boss caught visiting the Coke Christmas truck. 0
MADJEZ 17.11.13 6:56pm
Scotland drone attack fails

Pre match rugby song Flower of Scotland fails to sedate South Africa...

daveb 17.11.13 6:38pm
Scotland RU label trip to brothel as another embarrassment waiting to happen 0
irreverendJ 17.11.13 6:33pm
Home Secretary, May, Told To Go On A Maths Course…..

….Can't count, won't count...

Jesse Bigg 17.11.13 6:02pm
Jesse Bigg
Cameron hopes plunging families into poverty will create world class footballers

After more days of soul searching in the world of English football following the latest chastening footballing lesson – this time handed to them by South American also rans Chile – Prime Minister...

Fox100 17.11.13 5:41pm
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IDS demands that the Filipinos work in Poundland

Despite the recent generosity of the British people in reacting to the horrendous devastation left by Typhoon Haiyan, the Department for Work and Pensions has been asked to investigate the emergence...

Wrenfoe 17.11.13 5:21pm
Scottish Unions Ready And Waiting For Smarmy…..

….."Now see here!"...

Jesse Bigg 17.11.13 5:09pm
Jesse Bigg
Coke price soars at Co-op 0
nickb 17.11.13 3:46pm
US publishers call for shock murder of JFK heir as conspiracy book sales dwindle

It’s a controversial idea, but it’s entirely logical. Kennedy-conspiracy used to be a successful literary genre all its own, as autonomous as crime or romance. Now though, the number of books...

nickb 17.11.13 3:07pm
Canadians ootraged at loss of "Boring" Image.

There has been widespread anger across Canada at the loss of that nation's carefullly cultivated "safe and boring" image thanks to the recent exploits of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. The Website "Kick...

blokefromstoke 17.11.13 1:24pm
Age of Consent Debate : “We Always Thought It Was 12”, Say DJs

The National Union of Disc Jockeys has expressed concern over recent discussions around lowering the age of sexual consent, as their guidelines have listed 12 as the age of consent ‘for many...

deceangli 17.11.13 12:07pm
James Corden asked to ‘fake his death’

While confusion still surrounds the demise of Andy Kaufman, the British public have united behind a plan to banish James Kimberley Corden from screen and stage. This action has been prompted by fears...

Wrenfoe 17.11.13 11:27am
NHS labiaplasty procedures raise fears of a beef-curtain mountain 0
Robopop 17.11.13 11:23am
'70s DJ calls for age of consent to be reduced to 12. Retrospectively. 3
Sinnick 17.11.13 10:31am
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Historic sex offences to be given Grade 1 listing by English Heritage 2
cinquecento 17.11.13 9:11am
Misty Autumn Morning Confirms Drastic Climate Change Shock Horror 0
Titus 17.11.13 8:51am
Viewers call for longer copyright warnings on DVDs

Viewers up and down the land are campaigning for longer copyright theft notices at the start of DVDs. A spokesman explained; "10 seconds is far too short; personally, I'd like a feature length...

apepper 17.11.13 8:44am
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Yikes 17.11.13 8:36am