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Milky Bar Kid "responsible for obesity crisis". 5
nickb 3 years

He was strong and tough, and only the best was good enough, but now The Milky Bar Kid faces widespread condemnation for singlehandedly kicking off what experts say could be a crisis of epidemic...

Martin Handford admits he never actually put Wally in any of those pictures. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Blair Is Made An Offer He Can't Refuse 0
Duff 3 years

Veteran film director Francis Ford Coppolla is to remake the Godfather trilogy and this time round the mumbling Don is to be played by none other than former Prime Minister, Tony Blair. Speaking...

20yrs on, Celebrity UrnWatch confirms: Quality of Mercury Not Strained. 0
f0zz 3 years
Woman considered 'unlucky in love' revealed to be irritating insensitive cow 1
dicky37 3 years

[More soon..]...

Forth Bridge painting finishes & floral wallpapering starts for a fresh new look 0
charlies_hat 3 years

apparently Mrs Forth never liked that paint colour anyway...

David Walliams released back into River Thames 3
Erlang 3 years

David Walliams who washed ashore off the Isle of Dogs last Summer has been released back in to River Thames. Walliams arrival stunned naturalists who beleive his navigation was affected by the El...

Bright Dogs; assistance for 'dull' students 3
dvo4fun 3 years

A groundbreaking new partnership, between Mensa and the Department for Education, will introduce an assistance dog scheme for educationally challenged students, who find it difficult to obtain paid...

Gaddafi's sons, who vowed never to surrender have run away 0
virtuallywill 3 years

faster. later...

Snowdon driver forgiven as he comes from Cheltenham. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Rory Bremmer set to win Strictly by doing Anton du Beke impression. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Tram U-turn 'not actually possible', engineers point out 13
rickwestwell 3 years
Gordon Brown could tell Appropriate Adult where he buried the British economy 2
ronseal 3 years
Silence of the Organic Lambs 1
Glib Hemingway 3 years

People who say they like people watching either love observing the social condition or they’re cannibals. People who like to watch what they eat. People who spend a lot time following others around...

Gaddafi suspected of false reviews on Tripoli Advisor 1
fernandomando 3 years
Isle of Wight to get christmas 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Local man to show off his uniqueness by not getting a tattoo 6
Dumbnews 3 years
"School of Hard Knocks" reports successful take-up of new courses 4
JohnA 3 years

After coming under fire in recent years from Ofsted for the quality of its tuition and the rising cost of its tuition fees, the School of Hard Knocks has reported solid take-up for its latest...

TripAdvisor is "world's best travel website", says TripAdvisor. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
English FA agree ."Scotland team was robbed". Hahaha ....ha ha, hahaha..hahahaha 3
dvo4fun 3 years

More empathy soon. Hahahahahahah...

Sad Blokes rush to buy underpants in XXXXL size... 0
deskpilot3 3 years

not really kidding anyone, are we?...

Alistair Darling claims Gordon Brown "fancied Margaret Thatcher"... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Ed Miliband disappointed when no-one notices that he's taken a Gap Year... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
American Rapper High Def sues TV makers for name infringement ... 0
Kramaring 3 years
Scottish Conservative Party disbands and joins the Scottish Lib Dems 0
JohnA 3 years

More tactical voting later...

Scotland's Conservative voter moves back to England in disgust 2
Sinnick 3 years
shameless toadying alert 1
Gerontius 3 years

f**k, what a knobsorry, see chat room for similar, crimson, turning to scarlettfuriously digging hole...

Neighbours of Tesco Chairman Encouraged To Start Covering Houses in Xmas Lights 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Rise in number of UK government roles being taken by Eastern European Labour 0
thisisall1word 3 years

A report commissioned by right wing think tank Excelsior! has found that many lower paid positions amongst the UK government are now being taken by Polish, and other Eastern European migrant...

Comedy inflation prompts calls for triple entendres 0
Ian Searle 3 years