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"I had my 2 drink free days in 1995 and 2003" says Charles Kennedy

MPs have recommended that people have 2 drink free days. In a confused statement, former Lib dem leader Charles Kennedy claims that he's already had his two - in 1995 and 2003. MPs have responded...

apepper 09.01.12 8:46am
LVA uproar at Government's "two dry days a week" advice 0
Scroat 09.01.12 8:34am
House of Commons bar to shut on 2 days a week. 1
Ostsee 09.01.12 9:14am
Have 2 free drinks a day, say MPs. 0
Griffin 09.01.12 7:43am
iPhone 5 to include ‘Pray as you Go’ app to give direct access to Steve Jobs

Apple are rumoured to be close to confirming more details about the eagerly iPhone 5, and that one of its key new features will be touchless ‘pray as you go’ technology allowing users to connect...

fernandomando 09.01.12 8:31am
Vinny Jones hopeful that ad campaign can resuscitate career 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 12:03am
Man who beat-out "Stayin Alive" on Sovereign charged with treason 0
antharrison 08.01.12 11:53pm
Cinemas to inflate ticket prices for The Iron Lady to immerse viewers in 80s 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 8:46am
Ed Balls ticked off with Tourette's label

More to follow in a tick...

apepper 08.01.12 7:54pm
"Occupy" movement in turmoil as Millets close down

More to follow...

apepper 10.01.12 9:14am
Camden Man Loses Life But Finds Keys. 0
sredni vashta 08.01.12 6:56pm
sredni vashta
Dead woman found at Sandringham ‘only a foreigner'

explains relieved Diane Abbott...

John Ffitch-Rucker 09.01.12 8:53am
Cameron attributes Tourettes remarks to ‘cultural differences’

Language used ‘doesn’t have offensive overtones for someone with his background at Eton’; lack of familiarity with ordinary English life means that Prime Minister ‘can’t be expected to...

muchofamuchness 08.01.12 7:05pm
Premier League's 'December manager of the month' is another 'shock result'

After a Christmas period full of strange results in the Premier League, The League Managers' Association (LMA) have delivered yet another surprise in announcing their December's manager of the month...

Perks 09.01.12 11:24am
Headline writers agree, 'man with tourettes' is a great ticker 1
Perks 08.01.12 4:20pm
Dignitas to provide a mobile clinic for people in rural areas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.01.12 3:37pm
Meryl Streep to play Arthur Scargill in The Anthracite Man 2
roybland 08.01.12 6:36pm
Stricter uniform code set in NHS reform to reduce number of casual-ties 1
kga6 09.01.12 2:25pm
Major Clanger
Anfield "Custom T-Shirts" shop anticipates bulk order before next home game 7
dvo4fun 09.01.12 1:21pm
Cameron set to have his chin implant removed

It is no secret that much of Cameron's pondering power comes from his exquisitely executed hand-on-chin pose, seen time and time again when questioned are raised. But little known to most of the...

kga6 08.01.12 11:01am
“Balls? Balls!"

Says Tourette’s Society...

John Ffitch-Rucker 08.01.12 11:41am
New Hope As Cameron Fails To Insult a Minority Sector For 24 Hours

After weeks of coaching and strict censorship, David Cameron’s aids at last feel they have achieved a goal that many thought could never have achieved in the course of a single parliamentary term. ...

Deimos 08.01.12 12:05pm
Shower of Jack Russells in Suffolk signals start of "rain of terriers" 4
Nick McCarr 09.01.12 11:32pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Cameron says 'Sorry. Fuck! Shit! Arse!' For Tourettes remark 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 09.01.12 2:20pm
Major Clanger
Spain admits Mayan calendar could well have gone beyond December 2012...

'if we hadn't destroyed their civilisation before they'd finished writing it'...

Smart Alex 08.01.12 8:20am
Nick McCarr
Tropical VD clinic to introduce tick-box quality control. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.01.12 10:37pm
Al OPecia
Nurses urged to "look" at patients. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.01.12 10:37pm
Al OPecia
Lib Dems made to wear bells in public

"Look out it's a turncoat run away run awayetc"...

Psycadelic Squirrel 07.01.12 9:29pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Getting PIP breast implants is not playing the Health Lottery, says minister. 0
dominic_mcg 07.01.12 9:12pm
Luis Suarez serves ban shouting from the Kop 6
Perks 08.01.12 8:30pm