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Home Secretary deports Abu Qatada to Geordieland instead

Home Secretary Theresa May has reacted to the latest Court setback in deporting fanatical Muslim cleric Abu Qatada to Jordon by sending him to Geordieland instead. Ms May noted: ‘Sending a...

Yikes 13.11.12 10:10am
Tap & Spile ups the ante with new range of surreal ales.

The Tap & Spile chain of live music drinking establishments looks set to change its customer base with the introduction of a new range of ‘art period beers’. The move is supported by CAMSA,...

malgor 13.11.12 9:29am
Chelsea relief as Terry scan shows only minor 'black man's pinch' injury 0
Midnight Dreary 13.11.12 8:45am
Midnight Dreary
New report shows BBC pays no tax. in fact takes money from government. 0
MADJEZ 13.11.12 1:44am
Equity calls for strike action as BBC drama hands top acting roles to managers 0
Nowherefast 12.11.12 11:21pm
Puppeteer thought he was putting fist in Elmo. 0
MADJEZ 12.11.12 11:21pm
I'm a BBC executive, get me out of here

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tedweasel 12.11.12 11:07pm
BBC confirms 'Acting Director General' doesn't mean he is pretending 2
custard cream 12.11.12 10:38pm
custard cream
BBC budget squandered on Entwhistle-blowing procedure 2
charlies_hat 12.11.12 8:38pm
Dick Everyman
Used to work for Newsnight? Write for Newsbiscuit, it's ok to make the news up

In a dramatic move to bring integrity back to the BBC and Newsnight, internet satirist from Newsbiscuit will be called upon to write the news. "Lets face it John O'Farrell's lot have got a better...

simonjmr 12.11.12 8:21pm
Insurance premiums to rise as meerkats win equal pay tribunal. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.11.12 8:13pm
Lone Pacifist Video Game Designer calls for a 'Peaceful Solution'.

An attempt to diffuse the mounting tension between prospective players of hotly anticipated video game 'Call of Duty: Black Ops II' was attempted yesterday, as one of the game's designers called for...

MarmiteMedicine 12.11.12 7:45pm
Relief for John Terry as medical scan confirms he is white. 0
bonjonelson 12.11.12 7:11pm
Qatada released, BBC apologise for calling him terrorist 'Just in case'

More apologies soon...

MADJEZ 12.11.12 7:09pm
New invisibility cloak 'mislaid already'. 1
malgor 12.11.12 6:53pm
BBC rolling news to feature “only BBC-related news”, says new DG...

Acknowledging that the level of interest in the corporation’s cock-ups was reaching epidemic proportions - even sometimes reaching beyond the corridors of Broadcasting House itself - the BBC’s...

Tripod 12.11.12 6:14pm
Lighthouse keeper 'in downward spiral' says inquest 0
Dick Everyman 12.11.12 6:10pm
Dick Everyman
Newsbiscuit music column: Abu Qatada's latest release

In celebration of his latest successful appeal and as a tribute to his fellow Londoners Abu Qatada is releasing a Knees-up album. The album tracks are all based on well loved London tunes., The...

weematt 12.11.12 6:03pm
Ex Thatcher Minister remains as BBC Chairman to set corporation straight after

Ex Thatcher Minister Accused. (Not a proper sub but just saying)...

Nowherefast 12.11.12 5:46pm
Imitation ale on the increase. Police unable to detect micro breweries. 0
weematt 12.11.12 5:00pm
BBC tea lady to "fill role" of DG in mornings 2
Drylaw 12.11.12 4:54pm
ITV announces brewery sponsored police series, "Bringing up the Boddies" 0
simonjmr 12.11.12 4:32pm
Acting BBC director general is product of twisted fertility experiment

Acting director general of the BBC, Tim Davie, is the result of a disturbing fertility experiment gone wrong, it has emerged. Leaked government reports have revealed that Mr Davie is the product of...

Old Hat 12.11.12 3:46pm
custard cream
BBC chaos: Murdoch's cardiac Doc says "Just one more laugh could be critical"

more chuckles soon...

dvo4fun 12.11.12 3:30pm
Exchequer in shock 'good news' announcement

Against a background of benefit cuts, fuel hikes, tax increases, job losses and double-dip recessions goverment critics have complained about the lack of good news emanating from the Exchequer. In...

Dick Everyman 12.11.12 3:24pm
Dick Everyman
New BBC head vows to 'get a grip", something Savile also said to his victims 0
simonjmr 12.11.12 3:03pm
Sri Lanka leads global condemnation of Breivik jail conditions.

Following Breivik’s letter to the European Court of Human Rights complaining of cold coffee, insufficient time for his morning shave and not being allowed the TV remote, Sri Lanka is spearheading...

malgor 12.11.12 2:47pm
Midfield Diamond
BBC Director General sacked on-air by John Humphries...

John Humphries has given George Entwhistle, Director General of the BBC, his marching orders. The irascible anchorman of Radio 4’s Today programme completed the character assassination of a...

Tripod 12.11.12 2:36pm
Midfield Diamond
Qatada wins appeal against Jordan deportation but must release Andre 0
custard cream 12.11.12 2:24pm
custard cream
Head of Channel 4 resigns over shoddy journalism

Channel 5 Director General, John Entwistle, has resigned in the wake of a controversial child abuse broadcast, which contained what is widely regarded as shoddy and inaccurate stuff. The former Who...

Skylarking 12.11.12 1:19pm
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