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Bullingdon Club trash Libyan restaurant. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Implement no pie zone...

Nuclear panic subsiding rapidly, experts announced this morning. 1
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"Take the Daily Mail", one said. "Two days ago, it was at panic level 5, using phrases like "poison cloud". Yesterday, it had been downgraded to level four with phrases like "radioactive plume". It's...

Gaddaffi latest: only George Galloway's support can sink him now 0
ronseal 3 years
BBC pronunciation unit "close to meltdown" over pronunciation of "Fukushima" 0
Skylarking 3 years

More Soon (with streess on the OO sound)...

Cameron admits he made a mistake, he thought they said attack a Library 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Cash strapped UK to throw 'Tomahawks' at Libya 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Realising the defence budget is at full stretch rather than tomahawk missiles costing £1 million each the UK will adopt a more cost effective method of throwing tomahawks that have been sourced...

Healthy Tourists to be banned from UK 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In a crackdown the Government are to ban healthy tourists to the uk to spare the feelings of indigenous overweight computer gaming tv watching population. "Its an unnecessary moral burden for the UK...

Cameron Borrows Circus Stilts..... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

To try and keep up with big boys France and the U.S. re Libya...

‘University Challenge’ to charge contestants £9,000 each 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Spitfire celebrates 75th anniversary with return to front-line service 1
Ironduke 3 years

and flight deck being fitted to HMS Victory...

US leads attacks on Liberia 1
Sinnick 3 years
Fake Libyan revolution staged to return ex-pats within financial year 5
Ironduke 3 years

Smiling to the camera and waving to a horde of fawning foreign ministers, Colonel Gadaffi exclusively revealed that the Libyan revolution had been staged in collaboration with a coalition of Western...

Celtic and Rangers defend central role in fight to bring Glaswegians closer 5
OllieP 3 years

The Chief Executives of Celtic and Rangers have today joined forces to downplay the media backlash in the wake of controversial scenes at the Old Firm derby last weekend saying nothing promotes unity...

Libya's outdated airforce to face RAF Torndados.... (designed in the 60s). 1
MADJEZ 3 years
.xxx domaine launch 2
riesler 3 years

Internet watchdog finally accepts that there is porn on there. "Really? is there? Well who'd have thought it!"...

Beau Geste remake 'Je serai de retour' hits French cinemas 1
Ironduke 3 years

Hero of the French Foreign Legion returns to the desert for one final job...

Retarded schoolkid held back for being behind 0
OldThingy 3 years

Out to lunchback later....

Thought for the Day -Nuclear Crisis 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Its important not to be an over reactor...

Fee-Fo-Fum Giants enforce no Fi zone. 0
malgor 3 years
Athlete enters nose to run in 2012 Olympics 0
OldThingy 3 years

He’s hoping he doesn’t blow it in training...

James Corden dismayed at no-pie zone... 1
be reasonable 3 years

here we go...

Internet regulator agrees to porn domain ".cum". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
New American domain: ".XXXL" 0
beau-jolly 3 years

More please...

Nick Clegg angered by no-lie zone... 0
be reasonable 3 years
George Michael shamlessly uses Comic Relief as music video vehicle 3
CupidStunt 3 years

The BBC admits they were held under contractual obligation to plug George Michael's new video. A spokesperson for the BBC and Comic relief stated; "He had me over a barrel. What could I do?" The BBC...

EU to approve space station 2020 but still prefer grand theft auto on PS3. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Tonights television viewers are looking forward to relief from comic night 0
Basil_B 3 years
Visually impaired man confuses super moon with Sophie Ellis-Bexter 0
CupidStunt 3 years

The visually impaired man from Stoke was said to be completely disorientated when faced with a picture of the pop princess and a satellite image of the largest moon since 1991...

Katie Price can no longer claim biggest as 200ft crack appears in Town street. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Retail therapy ended with something unexpected in bagging area - probe 0
ronseal 3 years