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Vote Perry : She kissed a girl, and liked it 1
simonjmr 3 years

The US electorate are blowing Hot'n'cold over Perry's candidature. Although Fireworks are planned if the expected support of California Girls materialises. More soon...

Muslim convert to Christianity takes up rustling livestock 0
greg various 3 years

As he might as well be hanged for a sheep as apostasy...

UK Employment Projected To Fall To Zero... 0
Awkward Facts 3 years

The recently published figures on the rate of decline of employment in the UK suggest that British jobs will have disappeared in their entirety by 2019, and the Government is accordingly seeking...

Parent's anger at Blyton foundation as classic characters grow up 4
Screenie 3 years

Parents and teachers are today appalled by the Enid Blyton foundations attempt to boost sales with an all new selection of adult books based on the Enid's classic characters. 'I managed to get hold...

Saab owners will just have to be content with a Volvo next time. 1
Griffin 3 years
It really is that bad - Robert Peston released back on to the 6 o'clock news 6
grottymonty 3 years

It was confirmed yesterday that the UK economy really is in a state much worse than predicted by the Treasury earlier in the year as the BBC release annoying tosspot Robert Peston back on to our TV...

New bullshit detectors to be trialled in Parliament 1
Dick Everyman 3 years

Following decades of deceit, false claims, misleading comments, hidden agendas and general gibberish a unique bullshit detection system is to be trialled in Parliament which could make it more...

Carlos Tevez in turmoil as family moves to Manchester 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Carlos Tevez’s attempts to engineer a big money move away from Man City have been dealt a blow after his family decided to move back to Manchester. The Argentinean had been keen to move to another...

Ketchup outage latest, McDonalds appeal for calm 0
Pagantroll 3 years

McDonalds outlets in five states have no stock of ketchup with a further three on 'red alert'. The shortage began in Arizona where a trainee employee attempted to switch sachets with five people in...

Littlewoods release odds on repeat of 9/11 1
Screenie 3 years
Cameron forces Nadine Dorries to wear "Do not disturb" tabard as punishment 0
simonjmr 3 years
US faces 'credible 9/11 threat' from Congress 0
Griffin 3 years
Redgrave backs travellers rights to stay on at Big Brother site 0
simonjmr 3 years
9.11 to be rebranded 11.9 for academic acuracy 0
arnied 3 years
ITV Sport to continue explaining away goals rule in European games "forever" 2
grottymonty 3 years

Good news for newcomers to European football nights on ITV, it has been confirmed that their chief pundits will continue to explain the intricacies of the value of an away goal to their audience....

Isle of Wight seeks global collaborators for energy from steam project 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Biden warns US citizens to expect another massive blackout tonight 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg to present Sky Sports 2
simonjmr 3 years
Gypsy Wedding winner of Big Brother refuses to leave the BB house 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Brightest stars welcome 50p tax rate 0
Gerontius 3 years

Stars from the world of sport and entertainment have unanimously backed the current 50p tax rate with some even arguing they would be happy to pay as much as £1.00 a week out of their earnings.,...

Robert Peston disappears up his own aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhs 1
writinginbsl 3 years
World Trade Centre’ may have to come down again’ say NYPA 5
Gerontius 3 years

Red faced officials from New York’s Port Authority have called a halt to redevelopment on the site of the new World Trade Centre in Manhattan after realising contractors had started building the...

Cowell to launch new celeb talent show 'Car Crash TV' 2
MADJEZ 3 years

Each week desperate celebs will be involved in automotive altercations in a bid to gain publicity and sympathy. As the series goes on the shunts will get more complicated with technical help provided...

Slow rural broadband 'revenge for being held up by all those posh horsey types' 1
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
John Galliano found guilty of antisemitism by French jewry. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years
Meteorites targeted in 'cash for gold' scam 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years
Milk Marketing Board celebrates as The Comedy Theatre is renamed PinterTheatre. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Mothers' maiden names to be made more complicated in security clampdown 4
nickb 3 years

It is a question asked millions of times a day in call centres the world over. "What is your mother's maiden name?" All too often it is a name that can allow access to all manner of valuable and...

Amanda Holden escapes from car crash, she's not a judge on this years X-Factor 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Satnav error blamed as Gaddafi convoy appears in Norwich 4
jp1885 3 years