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Dr Who and The Who to be in Who's Who?. 0
nickb 04.07.12 9:55pm
nickb
John Entwistle named next BBC Director General

John Entwistle will be the next Director General of the BBC, it has been announced. Described as “a safe pair of hands”, the ex-Who bassist rose to rock stardom before dying of a cocaine-induced...

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@spinal_bap 04.07.12 9:53pm
nickb
Etymologists discover the God participle 0
Thor 04.07.12 9:49pm
Thor
LHC collides a pig and a buffalo to create the Hoggs Bison

no more soon...

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Perks 04.07.12 9:49pm
nickb
News International launch own brand bugging system

More to follow...

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apepper 04.07.12 9:27pm
apepper
Agnostic particle questions existence of the 'God' particle 0
Smart Alex 04.07.12 8:53pm
Smart Alex
Hillbilly Scientists discover the Hicks, Bo & Luke particle in West Virginia 2
Scronnyglonkle 04.07.12 8:35pm
Scronnyglonkle
Urgent delivery of Kleenex made to Brian Cox 3
medici2471 04.07.12 8:03pm
Sinnick
Barclays customers 'physically sick' at the sight of Bob Diamond 1
roybland 04.07.12 8:01pm
Sinnick
Higgs boson 'nothing without fancy name' 0
roybland 04.07.12 7:56pm
roybland
Higgs boson 'probably very small' say Cern scientists 0
roybland 04.07.12 7:23pm
roybland
Catholic Church fights Higgs Boson evidence with their own 'God Article'

The world watched a press conference from CERN in amazement today as they announced they had probably found the Higgs Boson, the particle believed to be responsible for giving everything mass and...

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Perks 04.07.12 7:07pm
Perks
Where's Wally? announces retirement to countryside to 'avoid the crowds'

Wally, 65, has finally gone into retirement after finally losing his patience getting caught in huge crowds everywhere he has gone. "Last week I tried to go to the beach, and when I got there it was...

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quango 04.07.12 6:39pm
quango
Mp's Quiz Brian Cox over "Higgs Bonus"

They are seeking guidance from the Eminent Cern Professor before quizzing Bob Diamond today., They want clarification of how the Higgs Bonus can be detected in the major financial accelerator called...

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Rowly 04.07.12 6:33pm
dvo4fun
Scientists find Higgs Boson, sights now set on elusive British Summer ...

Mon soon ....

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Kramaring 04.07.12 6:30pm
Kramaring
BBC audiences shocked as Andrew Castle has yet to say when I played here 0
simonjmr 04.07.12 6:04pm
simonjmr
Constipated physicist discovers dark matter 0
Dumbnews 04.07.12 5:58pm
Dumbnews
Mrs. Higg's bosom delights Large Hardon scientists

Sorry, had to get that off my chest...

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Haywood Manley 04.07.12 4:14pm
Haywood Manley
Andre Villas-Boas Discards His Frank Spencer Raincoat

New Spurs boss, Andre Villas-Boas, told journalists today that he's got rid of his favourite designer raincoat, on the advice of a sports psychologist. Boyish Boas revealed that top Chelsea FC...

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04.07.12 4:02pm
dvo4fun
Financial Services Authority boss awarded massive bonus as fine revenue booms

As Britain's Financial Services Authority enjoys its biggest fine revenues since unreliable records began, the boss of the FSA was last night anticipating a stratospheric bonus. It's the just reward...

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ronseal 04.07.12 3:51pm
dvo4fun
After searching the old crone's bathroom, we finally discovered the Hag's Basin

Is that a bit TOO silly?...

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Rootin Tootin 04.07.12 3:45pm
Rowly
Banks announce discovery of "Negative Integrity" at City Financial Accelerator. 0
Rowly 04.07.12 3:35pm
Rowly
Henman to star in Wimbledon-based porn film: 'Come on Tim' 0
grumblechops 04.07.12 3:24pm
grumblechops
Scientists hail first sighting of elusive "bankers' morals"

Jubilant scientists in CERN have confirmed the first known sighting of the infinitesimally small ‘collective conscience of the bankers’, after a hunt lasting many years. ‘We knew one banker,...

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NewSuburbanDad 04.07.12 3:20pm
NewSuburbanDad
Hazzard County missing animals Dept finally tracks down Hogg's Bison 1
Smart Alex 04.07.12 2:41pm
Haywood Manley
Refuge learns profanity English from people completing Captcha on online shops 0
simonjmr 04.07.12 1:38pm
simonjmr
Scientists disappointed to find dark matter "looks like Woking".

The 'missing' 95% of the universe is "very similar to Woking, in most important respects". Hoping to discover new matter with exciting esoteric properties, CERN Boffins were gutted to find the hidden...

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Boutros 04.07.12 12:21pm
Boutros
Other sub-atomic particles demand equal publicity to Higg's boson

Following months of recent media speculation and then today announcement by CERN, other sub-atomic particles are said to be furious at the lack of column inches dedicated to them. In a...

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Smart Alex 04.07.12 12:16pm
Smart Alex
Lonely hearts ads may be breaking anti-discrimination laws

Anyone think this is worth developing?...

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kga6 04.07.12 12:15pm
button
Bob Diamond To Stack Shelves at Poundland

After missing his first appointment at Jobcentre the newly unemployed Bob Diamond has been ordered to complete 2 weeks work assistance at his local Poundland. Diamond has objected strongly to the...

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daneade 04.07.12 12:07pm
daneade