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Cameron still waiting for appointment to discuss reforms with GPs 1
ianslat 3 years

David Cameron has today hit back at critics who say that his NHS reforms are being pushed through without adequate consultation with GPs, saying ‘I’ve been trying to get an appointment to discuss...

Miliband's Constant Approach to Lib Dem Voters Actually Cry For Fathers Love 1
thisisall1word 3 years

Psychologists have warned that Leader of the opposition, Ed Miliband's constant seeking of approval from Lib Dem voters could stem from a subconscious feeling of childhood rejection. Fairly...

Murray adopts flawed Henman strategy: wait until the good players have retired. 3
Doylem 3 years
93 yo Man Hailed As National Treasure For Having No Idea Who Victoria Beckham Is 0
Textbook 3 years

David Cameron personally arrived in Halifax today to congratulate 93 year old former carpenter George Salby and proclaim him a national treasure. Salby recently shot to fame after discussion with...

Canoe Man considering move to Shit Creek... 0
Doylem 3 years

Daniel Pickhill, of local estate agent, Pickhill & Son, is pleased to see that John Darwin, recently released from Moorland Prison, is house-hunting in the Shit Creek area. “Despite the name,...

Seven Pillars of Delusion 0
arflaethel 3 years

Seven Pillars of Delusion: A Pratfall is the autobiographical account of the experiences of self-appointed Cyber Prophet-of-Doom Evgeny Morozov ("Evgeny of Arabia"), while serving as a liaison...

Canoe Man fakes own re-appearance; John Darwin still banged up in cell block C. 0
Doylem 3 years
Goldman Sachs now in charge of Tunisian central bank 1
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

..worse than Ben Ali. More soon...

Parents of Murdered Black Teenger Thank Media for Keeping Story Front Page News 0
thisisall1word 3 years
Charity targets teenage sex trafficking... 4
Doylem 3 years

“Young white girls are increasingly being groomed for the sex trade”, said Sally Carstairs, CEO of Barnados, “often by gangs of Asian men who, as Jack Straw has said, regard these vulnerable...

Famous internet site lifts news from everywhere, adds hyperbole to shit stories 0
melody 3 years

Who is it ?...

Goodwillie given bail on condition that bad willy complies with curfew. 0
Jammydodgers 3 years
Study finds most people incapable of uni-tasking 5
Dumbnews 3 years
"Our next contestant is David Beamish." 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"What is your specialist subject?", "Administration of the House of Lords.", "You have two minutes on administration of the House of Lords. Your time starts now.", <Ding>...

Baby Doc plans new operations in Haiti 0
melody 3 years
Die hard Atheist turns religious , 0
melody 3 years

Evangelist on Spit.It's what God would have wanted ...

GPs take revenge for NHS reforms by sending patients to constituency surgeries. 2
deskpilot3 3 years
babys to be weaned of breasts by fathers on paternety leave 0
4ty2 3 years

Royal college of midwifes to suggest even earlier changeover to formula food and solids is required to give husbands a fair share in the baby bonding holiday. Otherwise the paternety leave scheme...

Government urged to tackle 'passive thinking' 9
arflaethel 3 years

The Government must tackle the damaging effects of "passive thinking" The call comes as the Home Office considers plans to overhaul common law in a bid to crack down on binge thinking. Binge...

sorry had to pull this sub because 12
Trickster 3 years

it was crap :)))...

Comedian Critisied For Making Fun of People. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The sound of fragile egos crumbling into dust was soon turned into wrath when a comedian insisted on giving a 'warts n all' introduction to a Gala event...

Boyle and Gervais to form double-act "Morecock and Pies". 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Obama to give speech, "I HAD a Dream" 1
Dumbnews 3 years
PM's Bid to Replace the Soldier with First Person Shooter 0
ruthless1 3 years

Fighting wars to be replaced by large numbers of “volunteers” playing Call of Duty in David Cameron’s new bid to reform the military But even the most experienced gamers are showing concerns....

Judgement day cancelled due to inclement weather 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs 3
Ludicity 3 years

People hoping to stare headlong into the abyss will face yet another setback to their lives after the Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform...

Tapping the wisdom of the Holistic Plumbers’ Collective... 0
Doylem 3 years

Trevor Blackwell is a founder member of the Holistic Plumbers' Collective. “Our mission statement”, says Trevor, “is to try and put plumbing problems into a more global context”. Instead of...

Alopecia sufferers launch comparethemerkin.com 1
simonjmr 3 years

Simples - More soon...

Local woman claims “special powers”... 0
Doylem 3 years

Mandy Thomas, self-styled psychic and tarot card carder, claims to have ‘special powers’, based on the interpretation of signs, portents and premonitions. Of genuine powers there appears to be...

"We cannot not afford not to not reform the NHS" clarifies number 10 spokesman. 0
andhrimnir 3 years