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Pope's visit 0
euanc 3 years

Aggressive Scottish secularist invite Pope outside to sort things out - more soon...

Man to be divorced over i-pad love affair 0
simonjmr 3 years
MOD under fire for new RAF order. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Apparently when challenged they could only put down an order for five new submarines as a administrational error., They're also looking closely at an order placed for twenty all terrain vehicles for...

George Michael sentenced for crashing pink elephant into a giant lollipop 0
mattk 3 years

Fans wept openly as a grinning George Michael was led from the dock to spend a gruelling four weeks behind bars with men who enjoy showers. Although having no memory since early 2010, and being...

Pope Accused of Mass Fixing 1
IABP 3 years
kardinal Casper banned from U.K , Pope afraid he`d put the willies up everyone 2
arrghgarry 3 years
Universal order 'in turmoil' as Yin and Yang finally seeing eye to eye 1
QorbeQ 3 years

Following intense mediation sessions brokered through relationship organisation Relate, Taoist philosophical concepts Yin and Yang have finally made peace after several millennia of fierce...

Pope to have deep fried Mars bars, washed down with Buckfast, for lunch. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Papaltations expected shortly after...

BREAKING NEWS: Pope condoms Catholic paedophilia. More soon. 0
QorbeQ 3 years
God says he does not do coalitions 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Name Change For Lib-dems To Fit New Status 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'Pathetic, Little Bystander Party.'...

Cardinal Kasper "pulls out" was a misunderstanding 0
Rowly 3 years

Cardinal Kasper misunderstood the instruction from the Pontif to "pull out", he wasn't actually abusing anyone at the time, so he thought that it meant he shouldn't come on the trip to UK...

Pope surprised by so many men in skirts 0
Sinnick 3 years

and noted there will be some for the Bishops, too...

Pope expresses surprise at how chilly Los Angeles is for the time of year 0
QorbeQ 3 years
The Queen Welcomes the Pope 0
IABP 3 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Hague1.jpg He was standing in for David Cameron today...

UK Government to replace the Trident missile system with an actual Trident 5
simonjmr 3 years
Rare Pope sighting in England delights onithologists. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

Ornithologists in England were today said to be delighted after spotting a pope in England, reportedly the first sighting since the time of Henry VIII, when popes were hunted to extinction in the UK....

Most Anglican's a-Pope-thetic 0
simonjmr 3 years
"Peep Pope" bra's a disgrace brands Vatican 0
simonjmr 3 years

Other merchandise criticised include Pope-dope - opium for the masses Cath-o-colates. Bendedict's chocolate mint coin collection Pope-eye the Holy man More soon...

Heavy rains hit India 0
bonjonelson 3 years
NHS confirm that Most Surfers in UK Are Mental Patients 0
IABP 3 years

The NHS confirmed today that most UK surfers are mentally impaired. It was generally accepted that this was the case but now it has been officially confirmed. Studies were undertaken at resorts along...

Dawkin's cops blame for Cardinal's 'Britain is aethist' rant. 3
Basil_B 3 years
Bowler hats "interfering with 3G transmissions", operators claim. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Nick Jr. plans remake of 60’s cartoon ‘Kasper the unfriendly Holy ghost' 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Pope Launches FUKaid Appeal to help change UK Third World Status 2
IABP 3 years

The Pope launched FUKaid today to help the UK move from being a third world nation to a first world nation. FUKaid (First United Kingdom)was the brainchild of a Germany's Cardinal Kasper. He dropped...

MI6 carefully monitoringWW11 criminal entering the U.K in unbelievable disguise 2
arrghgarry 3 years
‘Loose Women’ invites Pope to discuss ecumenism & favourite Big Brother moments 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
British tourists flying from Heathrow 'generally agree with Cardinal Kasper' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
‘End Labour’s media obsession’ says Balls in exclusive BBC interview 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Incompetent say four-fold increase in breweries has just made things even worse 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years