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Drugs/City Trading Squad to 'crack down' on cocaine derivatives 0
dvo4fun 4 years

more heavily contrived stuff later...

RSPCA horrified as NASA launches Rover to Mars. 3
JETFAB 4 years
83rd call for "Price Check!" get till girl sacked from Poundland. 2
deskpilot3 4 years
Virgin Atlantic faces competition from new kid on the block Old Slapper Atlantic 0
Smart Alex 4 years
Bladder control "no longer hip" claims ad for Apple / Twitter app I-Peed 0
Username 4 years
'Gaydar' accidentally given US spelling in OED, despite careful poofreading. 0
Username 4 years
Tomorrow's phonecalls "already hacked" admits News of the Next World. 4
Username 4 years
Derek Acora convicted over News of the Next World hacking scandal 1
reforse 4 years

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UK journalists miss 98% of all deadlines because of 'appalling' time management 0
Username 4 years

More or less soon...

Warbling Ex-Porn Star, Andrea True, Dies after Speed overdose.. 0
Spanswick.Milton 4 years

No wonder it killed him. More More More soon...

The Autumn Statement from the Chancellor 2
Iscariot 4 years

We must get Britain working again, our friends in the private sector are simply not picking up the challenge we gave them by our example of cutting public sector jobs, so we will encourage them. ...

Apple launch management training system, sues Iran 0
apepper 4 years

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Circle Line junkie takes two hour round trip 0
kga6 4 years
Levinson inquiry to recommend complaints commission for the PCC. 0
Kramaring 4 years

New Press Complaints Commission Complaints Commission is to have real teeth when dealing with celebrities complaints that the Press Complaints Commissions does not have real teeth when dealing with...

Jailed stammerer completes sentence 3
charlies_hat 4 years
Agreed 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Powder seized as evidence in Barrymore drug trial 'all white' 2
Runestone Cowboy 4 years
We're stamping out drugs, says Paracetemolympics Chief 0
Drylaw 4 years
Marr to appear in remake of "the Prisoner", title sequence already in the can. 5
Al OPecia 4 years

Thanks Runestone. Might be a full story in this...

UK Women fat and most Italian females “Are Really Men” survey reveals. 0
Mathna 4 years
Euro talks crisis as Merkel insists Germany will not pay for everyone’s lunch 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
X-Factor to adopt 'Egyptian style democracy' 3
Perks 4 years

SyCo, the production company behind The X-Factor, have announced changes in the voting system in an attempt to revitalise this year's show. After much criticism, and a drop in ratings, voting will...

Ed Miliband looking forward to hanging Balls on his Christmas tree. 0
Bryan with a Y 4 years

With a Mandelson on top...

Marr 'woke, then spent ages on toilet' in uncut title sequence for AM show 1
Runestone Cowboy 4 years

An early draft of the title sequence for Andrew Marr's tv show was nearly an hour long, a BBC insider has revealed. Viewers now see an edited version in which Marr climbs into his car and drives to...

Scientists reveal they don't know what the fuck is going on 3
jordanphilips.jnp 4 years

As new evidence emerges that suggests particles could travel faster than light, undermining much of the work physicists have accomplished in the last century, several prominent scientists have...

Family relieved as missing pensioner is found down back of sofa. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Hard of hearing man has near-deaf experience 1
Smart Alex 4 years
Atom feeling 'positive' despite loss of electron 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Jamie Oliver to include first name in all the shit he does 1
antharrison 4 years

Jamie Oliver, the little known TV chef and popular cause supporter, has decided that his public image would be raised if he prefixed the name of everything he does by his first name. "I don't know...

Usain Bolt tells Levinson inquiry he was never chased by paparazzi ... 1
Kramaring 4 years

Well never for any great distance...