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Syrian Rebels recruit English Rioters as "Military Advisers"

In association with jobcentre plus, Hundreds of young rioters have been offered the chance to show off their skills in Homs, Verdel Jones 20 of London said " It's a good opportunity, our skills are...

Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 8:01am
Riots "were caused by government going soft on criminals", Metro reports

Criminals "cannot stand erectile dysfunction"...

quango 28.03.12 7:52am
Flight Terror as Pilot goes mad on Ryanair plane when charged for flight ticket

Pilot Barry Rodgers was arrested at an airport today in a location referered to by a Ryanair Offical as "Leeds/Edinburgh" when Mr Rodgers went crazy on the flight, one passenger was quoted as saying...

Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 7:48am
Showbiz News: Failing stand-ups to try Viagra 0
weematt 28.03.12 7:47am
Whole face transplants may be offered to Government ministers.

The successful whole face transplant carried out in the USA has led to suggestions that Government ministers be offered this remarkable surgical procedure., Junior Health Minister, Dr. Timothy...

weematt 28.03.12 7:24am
Chocolate may help slimming... And in other news, sperm may taste of chocolate 0
grumblechops 27.03.12 10:11pm
Green belt development stop set to hit farmers hard 0
Hugh Nose 27.03.12 10:08pm
Hugh Nose
Cruddas apparently innocent as insider claims "Crudeass? He did nothing!" 0
Hugh Nose 27.03.12 9:44pm
Hugh Nose guitar singleton arrested at railway station for harassment

What the advert didn't show you...

quango 27.03.12 9:40pm
Cowell burglar actually admits he was after Cowbells 4
Scronnyglonkle 27.03.12 9:29pm
Greece offered Elgin oil platform 0
27.03.12 9:11pm
Panic as traffic around brewery causes bottleneck 1
quango 27.03.12 7:23pm
Nick Clegg's xmas costs set to rise to 60p sending cards to all his friends 0
charlies_hat 27.03.12 6:51pm
Riots blamed on 'lack of support, opportunity, and tracksuits'

A report due to be published on Wednesday has said that last summer’s riots were caused by many factors including ‘A lack of support, opportunity and tracksuits’. The report has been made...

Perks 27.03.12 6:40pm
The Hare Krishna Channel admits industrial sabotage to OM Digital

more sooon...

Skylarking 27.03.12 6:26pm
Price of having your Xmas Card stolen rises to 60p 0
ronseal 27.03.12 6:03pm
Al-Jazeera not to air Tulisa video 0
Splatcat 27.03.12 5:54pm
Government to introduce new Virtual Stamp Tax on all emails to raise revenue

Mr George Cross a government spokesman said "We will introduce a standard first and second class levy of £1 and 75p respectively on all electronic mail, we will also be deleting every twentieth...

Scronnyglonkle 27.03.12 4:53pm
UK economy saved as Nick Clegg's fined for his tantrums at 60p a stamp 0
Perks 27.03.12 4:42pm
Historians now believe Nelson's last words were actually, 'Kiss me? Hardly!' 4
Smart Alex 27.03.12 4:32pm
"Tulisa - The Ex F*cked Her, Judge" says defence barrister 0
Ironduke 27.03.12 4:16pm
Government eases planning for green-field sites in Labour constituencies. 0
MADJEZ 27.03.12 3:53pm
Royal Male shock price rise; Sarah Ferguson doubles her fees

More to follow...

apepper 27.03.12 3:50pm
Stampede At Yorkshire Post Offices....

.As Tykes post early for Christmas before the big stamp hike...

Jesse Bigg 27.03.12 3:19pm
Jesse Bigg
Adders confused by divine command to 'Go forth and multiply' 0
Smart Alex 27.03.12 3:09pm
Smart Alex
The Hunger Games was awarded 85 Rotton Tomatoes and is now The Replete Games. 0
Ian Searle 27.03.12 3:08pm
Ian Searle
Cameron donates and eats himself 0
medici2471 27.03.12 2:47pm
Public-private pension gap widening 0
Duncan Biscuit 27.03.12 2:35pm
Duncan Biscuit
Dentist unveils plaque 0
Duncan Biscuit 27.03.12 2:35pm
Duncan Biscuit
Planning reform sees blue sky thinking replaced by green field thinking 0
Duncan Biscuit 27.03.12 2:34pm
Duncan Biscuit