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Pfizer delight as Fatima to replace Pele as Viagra ambassador. 0
Bryan with a Y 4 years

Agent claimed she faced stiff competition to win the contract...

Coral: all bets are off - SuBo wins Mo-vember title. 2
Bryan with a Y 4 years

Bookmaker pays out early...

Marmite put motorists in the jam 0
simonjmr 4 years
Cuts force councils to resort to 'Marmiting' potholes. 0
No Beard 4 years
Ranting mother's humiliated toddler pixelates own face 0
medici2471 4 years
Arrest stops racist with return tram ticket 'going back where she came from' 5
4 years
Toddler blames failure to land part in school nativity for mum's tram outburst. 0
Bryan with a Y 4 years

When interviewed today the youngest appealed for calm, saying "my mum spent weeks making a costume for me to audition as one of the '3-Kings', but the part carrying gold went to a little black boy in...

Expect delays on B9 and B12 following Marmite spill 0
medici2471 4 years
UNISON urges Council Pay staff "Don't strike on the last day of month!" 1
dvo4fun 4 years
John Terry interviewed by police but not offered job after failing fitness test 0
button 4 years
BNP councillors urged to campaign for trams in every city. 0
Bryan with a Y 4 years

Full details expected soon...

MoD advise Argentine navy, "No hurry" 0
medici2471 4 years
David Haye votes to strike in protest against working longer for less money 0
charlies_hat 4 years
EPA claim hazardous waste composed mainly of UK house price data 0
medici2471 4 years
Inventor of first 'intelligent house' sells intellectual property 4
kga6 4 years
George and Lynne give evidence to Leveson Inquiry 1
andrewl81 4 years

George and Lynne have claimed that the Sun knew and published intimate details of their private life that they could only have known by snooping. Wearing a pair of trademark white bikini bottoms...

Bipolar Aid to play Svalbard and Amundsen-Scott Base gigs 0
medici2471 4 years
M1 Marmite Closure: Motorists told "Take it or Leave it" 0
Drylaw 4 years
'Mo'vember manliness just 'appetiser' before ramp-up in 'Gay'pril. 2
Westsider 4 years

Millions of seemingly straight men have all month enjoyed the pose of raising money for a charitable cause as the perfect alibi for testing out spectacularly queer moustaches. Bear-curious twenty...

Terry slams racist tram woman rant over lack of the 'C' word. 0
Bryan with a Y 4 years
Racist tram rant girl was "only practising exercises given by 'Enry 'Iggins" 0
acwanaut 4 years
Murray heads BBC Sports Personality of the Year coming-up-short list 2
kga6 4 years
Gang of ruthless Santas kick the shit out of a chav. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 4 years
Government Report states the obvious and makes vague recommendations 2
Immunis 4 years

Today the government released a report that contained many thousands of pages of data and cost millions of pounds to write. The conclusion of the report was that some people were lazy and didn’t do...

"Like Peter Hain to news tragedy' to replace "Like shit to a blanket" 8
dvo4fun 4 years

Former Secretary of State for Wales, now ambassador-at-large for the Sleep apnoea Society, Peter Hain has been recognised in the 18th edition of 'Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable'. For...

Katie Price's breasts accidentally covered up after wardrobe malfunction 0
bonjonelson 4 years
Huge interest at rare auction of Range Rover without personalised number plate 9
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

An extremely rare Range Rover, believed by experts to be the only one in the UK without a personalised registration, is due to go on sale at auction today. The rarity value of the 2008 Range Rover...

Bad taste claim after radio station plays George Michael's Last Christmas 8
bonjonelson 4 years
Solar-powered tanning booth certified 'carbon-neutral, yet pointless' 0
grumblechops 4 years
Sepp Blatter reports wife missing after she "just popped out for a tram ride". 1
Rumbelows1 4 years