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Posh yoghurts 'full of haughty culture' 1
Nunnion Splendacular 05.03.13 2:51pm
Master of the Rolls expresses relief at Queen's recovery 0
Nob Lorry Rug-muncher 05.03.13 2:45pm
Nob Lorry Rug-muncher
Prostitutes to be allowed artistic licence on golf course.

For the first time in its history, St. Andrews golf course is to allow prostitutes to sculpt, paint murals, compose poetry and perform Bach oratorios on its premises. They will not be allowed to do...

sigmund 05.03.13 2:39pm
Joy as child slaves freed from internet forward sweatshop

There were tears of joy in a quiet street in Plymouth yesterday when seventeen children were freed from an internet forward sweatshop. Inside rescuers found banks of computers that the children had...

Carter 05.03.13 2:32pm
Boos as Justin Beiber arrives on stage ... 1
Kramaring 05.03.13 2:28pm
Cannibal kills and eats vegetarians in ironic crime spree. 11
Paulduckula 05.03.13 1:48pm
Midfield Diamond
Guinea Pigs face decimalisation. 6
Iscariot 05.03.13 12:52pm
Actual Size
Newsflash, 1935: Foreign Secretary goes to the ballet.

Neat-o. There’s a prize for anyone who gets it without using wikipedia...

sigmund 05.03.13 12:52pm
Cardinal o'brien says he is not gay but has slept with plenty of men who were.

You couldn't make it up and I didn't...

Actual Size 05.03.13 12:50pm
Actual Size
Sony Walkman thefts at all-time low 0
grumblechops 05.03.13 12:44pm
Frog legs may contain traces of poultry. They taste like chicken. 1
weematt 05.03.13 12:32pm
Nunnion Splendacular
MOD confirms Doncaster job centre as new British Army HQ 0
Nowherefast 05.03.13 11:26am
‘Weird old weight loss trick’ was heroin addiction - 2

An investigation into internet adverts proclaiming that you can lose belly fat fast has discovered that the ‘one weird old tip’ mentioned is actually an addiction to heroin. ‘We suspected that...

Vertically Challenged Giant 05.03.13 11:07am
Grantham Labour group calls for Sacrificial Alter in Honour of Margret Thatcher

Labour Councillors want support to build a sacrificial alter to honor former prime minister Margret thatcher in home town of Grantham. Grantham Local Sue Smithson said "it could be a great way to...

confuzzled 05.03.13 9:32am
Enter Farage stage right, wrapped in flag of St George

This royal throne of kings, this scepter'd isle,, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,, This other Eden, demi-paradise,, This fortress built by Nature for herself, Against infection and the...

W Shakespeare 05.03.13 9:25am
Q Flees Hospital As Charles Suggests She Be Transferred To South Staffs 0
Titus 05.03.13 9:09am
The Queen: Mid Staffs Update

Dr Emina Sithole of the Mid Staffs Trust has just made the following statement: "The Queen's testicles have been removed successfully and she is now recovering in the Service Corridor."...

Nob Lorry Rug-muncher 05.03.13 8:50am
Dick Everyman
Helen Mirren reprises oscar winning performance in The Queen No.2

However, Mark Commode said she was shit...

Dick Everyman 05.03.13 8:10am
Dick Everyman
Controversy as hospital starts selling "Royal Souvenirs"

King Edward VII's Hospital has hit back at criticism of it's decision to sell "souvenirs" from the Queen's recent attendance. "In the current financial climate, it's sensible to make best use of all...

apepper 05.03.13 8:05am
Queen 'just couldn't stop going' once she had broken the royal seal 0
medici2471 05.03.13 7:50am
You can take a prostitute to the theatre...

but you can't make her think Neat-O...

Ironduke 05.03.13 3:56am
Bradford crook was so posh he had his own batman...

I'll get my coat,

MADJEZ 04.03.13 11:25pm
Bradford Batman - 'As a symbol I can be as incorruptible as Yorkshire pudding.' 0
custard cream 04.03.13 10:56pm
custard cream
'Batman' disappeared without completing paperwork

A man dressed as the caped crusader Batman who handed over a wanted man at a Bradford police station disappeared into the night 'without completing the required paperwork', say West Yorkshire police....

roybland 04.03.13 10:35pm
Pippa Middleton 'bitterly resentful' over attention given to Queen's arse 3
pere floza 04.03.13 8:34pm
Nob Lorry Rug-muncher
Queen tells doctor it's her anus horriblis 1
04.03.13 8:32pm
Nob Lorry Rug-muncher
Smoking found to prevent diseases of old age

Recent statistical analysis of the effects of smoking on health have shown a remarkable correlation between the use of cigarettes and the prevention of the diseases of old age. The research,...

bumtrinket 04.03.13 8:20pm
Not Amused
New doubts cast on Theory of Evolution

Veteran God basher and professor of microbiology at Brayknee College, Oxford, Sir Richard Dawkins, admitted today he was ‘unable to explain’ QPR’s remarkable away win at Southampton on Saturday...

Nob Lorry Rug-muncher 04.03.13 8:09pm
reel STATE of the ARTS

statement of in TENT 4 emin the £$um-body-womb with a view "eminism? F!eminism! art? F!art! gone on the wind again on a GAIN! pen is penis 2 screw ewe. F.U.?C-king speak 2 ewe miss-leading ewe. SH!I...

politics1uk 04.03.13 7:45pm
Proposed Saville “Biopic” causes outrage

Leaked details of the “Biopic,” entitled, “Mummy I Spunked the kids,” has resulted in unprecedented uproar and its future may now be in doubt! More soon…...

hero2zero 04.03.13 7:41pm
Nob Lorry Rug-muncher