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'Harmful and dull': Michael Gove 2
ianslat 11.01.12 1:16pm
Man in £18k debt after misreading letters stating Speeding, Fine 1
Perks 10.01.12 9:09pm
Surveillance for Olympic Relays as TV Chef Threatens to Half-Inch Batons 0
charlieworth 10.01.12 8:27pm
Tech-savvy toddlers 'falling over themselves' for BBC's 3D-eebies

Britain's toddlers and babies are making a beeline for the latest 'must have' home entertainment craze, following successful trials of the BBC's new 3D children's channel. 3D-eebies is available...

14.03.12 3:12pm
Roberto Mancini caught stealing players

The manager of mega-rich Manchester City FC, Roberto Mancini, has been caught stealing a professional footballer. Following his team's defeat against Manchester United on Sunday, Sir Alex Ferguson...

kga6 10.01.12 7:09pm
Porn Oscars Told: Watch Out! The Brits are Coming 1
thisisall1word 10.01.12 6:38pm
HS2 will make shoplifting too fast for CCTV

The cost of attempting recipes on TV programmes was given a boost today by HS2; CCTV will be unable to detect unapid items in supermarkets, making them accessible for all...

Laughingstock 10.01.12 6:10pm
Jar Jar Binks Wins New Hampshire Primary

Outsider Jar Jar Binks was hailed as the new Republican favourite this morning after having swept a massive winning margin in the New Hampshire Primary. His policies on abortion and gay marriage went...

Immunis 10.01.12 5:51pm
Shopping precincts disruption as Pensioners to recreate Reservoir dogs walk

Pensioner pressure groups are planning mass disruptions to your local shopping centres and precincts every Wednesday and Thursday lunchtime for the next year, by walking two abreast in a slow moving...

simonjmr 11.01.12 12:05pm
HS2 go-ahead "A welcome boost" for cash-strapped east-european building industry 4
dvo4fun 10.01.12 7:21pm
Out of date food; the New Year slimming fad?

A shopkeeper in Greater Manchester has hit on a money making scheme to get rid of out of date goods by repositioning them in the health and beauty section., Mr. Roger Gill of Gill’s Stores in...

beau-jolly 11.01.12 12:28pm
Madeley, Worral Thompson, Ryder, Lohan and Gerrard to record charity record

"Shoplifters of the world unite" More soon...

simonjmr 10.01.12 2:55pm
Study finds frequent breaks from surfing the web increases office productivity 0
Dumbnews 10.01.12 2:15pm
Critics say HS2 promises ‘worthless’ without high-speed replacement buses 3
Duncan Biscuit 10.01.12 2:23pm
Elder sibling admits younger brother better at some things

The world of Social Science was left reeling yesterday after shocking research results revealed by Loughborough University. Professor Clive Van Ellis dean of Social Sciences at the University...

button 08.05.12 9:46am
Man Utd says "If your good enough your young enough".

In a shock move today Sir Alex Ferguson confirmed that after successfully recalling the retired Paul Scholes, he plans to replace most of his existing squad from the greats of Man Utd. Ferguson told...

MikeKent 16.01.12 8:59am
Celebrities endorse ‘random word generator’ for baby name choices 1
PReady 10.01.12 12:12pm
Fear as gushing Arsenal fans show signs of spreading new disease - Thierry Ennui 0
simonjmr 10.01.12 12:06pm
War Whores vying with Shaving Ryan's Privates as best Porn remake at 2012 Oscars 28
simonjmr 11.01.12 12:39pm
Birmingham ‘to move to Wales’

Following the recent HS2 announcement, which will cut 30 minutes off the average London to Birmingham journey time, the city and larger metropolitan area of Birmingham has decided to move to Wales,...

Zadok the second 11.01.12 11:48am
The fight against racism: British population to be dyed purple

With allegations of racism and reports of racist incidents hitting the headlines at an exponential rate, the government has acted to scotch the rise in discrimination with a sweeping, nationwide...

jp1885 11.01.12 3:44pm
Pregnant dog has had a spaniel in the works 1
Smart Alex 11.01.12 12:08pm
“My race for power is not over” says Milliband.

“Oh, yes it is", says everyone else., Well, it is panto season...

John Ffitch-Rucker 10.01.12 9:58am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Hadrian’s Wall (HW2) To Go Ahead

Signalling an end to infrastructure investment focus of the South East, today the government is to announce that it is to go ahead with the construction of HW2 (Hadrian’s Wall 2). Deputy Prime...

Deimos 11.01.12 12:08pm
Gymnastic's giant backflip "turned her world upside down" 0
kimllfixit 10.01.12 9:40am
Employee suspended for saying ‘Happy New Year’ after Firm’s 12 Day deadline

After automatically saying “Happy New Year” to everyone he had spoken to for the first time since 31st December, office worker Jon Knowles thought nothing of greeting his first caller of the day...

Stan 18.01.12 12:58pm
Campaigners say something a bit whiffy about H2S train link proposal

more soon, for the chemists amongst you...

bonjonelson 10.01.12 4:09pm
Orpington to Victoria high speed rail link approved

The government has announced today that the Transit 1 High Speed rail link from Orpington to London Victoria is to go ahead at a cost of £20 billion. The 17 mile trip currently takes an average of...

Gong of Fur 10.01.12 9:42am
Newsryebread launched as a healthier alternative to Newsbiscuit 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.01.12 9:09am
Duncan Biscuit
HS2 go-ahead announcement crackly and incomprehensible 1
Duncan Biscuit 10.01.12 9:12am
Vertically Challenged Giant