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Rooney targets 20 goals and ‘comprehensible speech’ in 2011... 0
Doylem 3 years
Facebook and You Tube confident they can cope with UK’s return to work 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Alex Ferguson to buy Chelsea. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Failed mission to unseat Ivory Coast president expecting better luck at West Ham 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
People excited by a partial solar eclipse ‘really should get out less’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
'Gods do exist,' says dyslexic cleric. 1
Trickster 3 years

"And I should know. They shit on my lawn every morning."...

Mini-earthquake hits the North as takeaway prices increase by 2.5% 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Jolly swagman feared drowned 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Escaped prisoner from Wimbledon Crown Court has gone underground, say police. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years

Alternatively, he could be overground or just womble-ing free...

Plans for new reservoir in Queensland put on ice. 0
Griffin 3 years
13 barbecues swept away in Aussie floods. More tragedy soon. 2
Ostsee 3 years
Mark Zuckerberg leaving Facebook 1
Dumbnews 3 years

After receiving the TIME person of the year award and having a blockbuster movie made about him, Mark Zuckerberg is unarguably too cool for his own party. "Initially it was just an idea to become...

Happy New Year!!! Sent from my iphone4. 2
Ian Searle 3 years

What do you mean it's late - I set the alarm to remind me!...

Anti-theist describes religion as a "disaster of biblical proportions" 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Crocodile Dundee to fix Australian floods in Hollywood remake 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Jefferies actually does kill someone due to lack of media attention 0
Trickster 3 years

And re-dyes hair blue...

Ed Miliband to star in new re-make of The Invisible Man... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Train companies welcome launch of high speed fare increases 11
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Greenwich Mean Time becomes meaner in 2011 following Government cuts. 5
Stan Laurel 3 years

As the chimes of Big Ben rang out and the cheers of the crowds in Trafalgar Square heralded another New Year, the Government’s little publicised plan to reduce Greenwich Mean Time by 1 minute per...

Zuckerberg's fake friends - just to boost his Farmtown score 0
Trini 3 years
New LibDem policy U-turn as thinktank recommends birching prison rioters 0
govanesque 3 years
Middleton in 'I realise I'm marrying beneath me' gaff 1
roybland 3 years
Gillian McKeith suggests "digital detox" to be diet fab for 2011 0
4ty2 3 years

following a couple of refreshing weeks in the jungle she was freed from her daily internet obligations she felt very fit including fits when in contact with creepy crawlys and diggers. so it should...

Paul McKenna launches new book "You can make me rich". More soon 5
dominic_mcg 3 years
Riot at Ford open prison over selection of canapés. 3
MADJEZ 3 years

Rioting broke out last night as inmates (mostly white collar criminals convicted of fraud) protested against the inhumane conditions. The aging accommodation blocks full of disbarred lawyers, city...

Trade Publishing company launches Moral Exhibitionist magazine 8
ronseal 3 years

At a champagne reception in Earls Court yesterday, Maidenhead's Trade-Magz-R-Us publishing company launched Moral Exhibitionist, the magazine for the high profile compassion professional., The...

Big society up and running... 0
victory V 3 years

after drunken yob refuses to urinate in multi-storey car park stair-well. Mr. Des Clifton, 46, a plumbers tool-bag lifter from Walthamstow was caught on CCTV pausing in the stair-well of an NCP in...

Bristol Police plan VAT honey trap to catch Killer 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Plainclothes units of The Avon and Somerset Constabulary have been posted tonight at local branches of B and Q, Homebase and other do-it-yourself stores in the hope that the 2.5% rise in VAT will...

Men at Work release charity single - Land Down Under Water 3
Milo Shame 3 years
Amnesty International appeals for film extras still imprisoned in the Matrix 0
Milo Shame 3 years