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Markets React To Compulsory Organ Donation Scheme 0
lord_wingnut 3 years

Bontempi, Farfisa and Casio shares rocketed to a new high following the government's announcement that organ donation will be made compulsory "very soon". Organ owners also expressed delight at the...

Further religious iPhone apps announced. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years

"Following the success of the Confession app, apps for birth, marriage, death, and excommunication will be released shortly, with canonization and exorcism later in the year", a Catholic spokesman...

Iphones saved our marriage reveal Basingstoke couple 2
Gerontius 3 years

To the casual observer, Brian and Sheila Davis appear to be the perfect happily married couple – and thankfully these days, those observers would be right., But up until recently the story had...

My SatNav worked Perfectly 0
AndyOverhead 3 years

Bernard Goodfellow, an avid motorist and explorer has complained today about the 100% success rate he has endured following the purchase of a SatNav from Halfords., "I kept hearing all these stories...

Coalition to unveil bold new proposal for "free hospitals" 8
OllieP 3 years

The coalition has revealed proposals for the creation of "free hospitals" in England and Wales. After the unexpected success of the "free schools" programme, the Government has decided to bring...

Labrador denies border-incursion accusation levelled by jack russell 11
CAC 3 years

A Cumbrian village is feared to be perilously close to all-out conflict following a terrier's angry accusation that a labrador is intruding "repeatedly and with clearly provocative intent" into...

Fears of nuclear strike as electrons protest about poor working conditions 0
CAC 3 years

Electrons are threatening industrial action to back up their demand that safety measures be put in place to minimise the long-term health effects of high-speed rotation around 'fat cat' protons and...

Emmigrée Ozzie wimmin vindicated as Assange blathers on the Courhouse steps 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Having fled the country in vast numbers over 6 decades for fear of being stuck in an Ozzie marriage with a beer-swilling porn freak, the Association of Ozzie Wimmin Emmigrées are understood to be...

A$if Zardari enrolls in "Twitter for Dictators" by Hugo Chavez 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Call for 16 year olds to be conscripted to serve in National Health Service 1
Stan Laurel 3 years

With the National Health Service facing increasing pressure to find ways of meeting budget restrains, a leading Conservative think tank has come up with a radical solution which they believe provides...

Holiday Hell For Tourists in Egypt 4
jampot 3 years

An elderly couple jetted off to Egypt for their dream holiday - but ended up in a nightmare after the nation rose up as one to expel them. Hosni Mubarak, 82, and his wife Suzanne, 69, travelled to...

Miliband still doesn't know what to do with Balls, admits senior aide 0
Tom O'Hara 3 years

I'm sure Johnson and Balls jokes were done to death on here a few weeks ago, but just in case they weren't "Johnson moves aside to reveal Balls" "Miliband still finding Balls difficult to swallow"...

Manchester councillor defends closure of all but one toilet 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Councillor Roger Wilkes has defended the closure of every public toilet apart from the one 300 yards from his flat. "It is never easy deciding on which services to cut in these times of austerity,...

Magners shares suspended after allegations of incider trading... 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Radio 7 staff 'deeply concerned' as station is renamed Radio 4+1. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

And not because it doesn't add up properly...

Bankers 'a bit cheerier' after realisation extra £800m tax is not per capita. 0
malgor 3 years
Search is on for rich Sheik who thinks Manchester City Council's a football club 0
greg various 3 years
Blue singer urinates on ATM in protest at failure to regulate banking system 7
Tom O'Hara 3 years

(I'm a newbie on here, about to find out I'm not as funny as I think I am)...

Papal infallibility “becoming a burden”, admits Pope... 1
Doylem 3 years

Pope Benedict XVI has revealed that his infallibility is weighing heavily upon him, and taking a lot of the fun out of being God’s representative here on earth. “From my early days as plain...

University of Life set to charge £9,000 a year tuition fees 0
simonjmr 3 years

The School of Hard Knocks and Bitter experience also considering upping their fees. "When it comes to edukashun, evrybodi spects tyo pay 4 theyre 2ition, 2 copete we need to b up the're wi da big...

Tahrir Square sets world record when Oops upside your head is played 0
simonjmr 3 years
Zeitgeist launches Legal Technicality Mag for killers, rapists and tax avoiders 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The cream of celebrity gathered in Knightsbridge last night, for the launch of Legal Technicality, the lifestyle magazine for cash rich but morally bankrupt community. Unconvicted killers, rapists...

No news here 0
virtuallywill 3 years

photo too big...

Banks livid over £25 admin charge for £800m tax bill 1
A Wagonload Of Monkeys 3 years

Bankers were left livid today after receiving a bill for £800 million pounds. However, it wasn't the size of the bill that left them irate, rather the £25 charge for the letter telling them that...

Viewers baffled by factual advert for comparison web site 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Hundreds of viewers complained today after the showing of an advert for a comparison web site which said what it actually did., 'Where's the cute CGI animals?' they demanded. 'Or the really annoying...

Bankers pretend to be upset by new bank levy 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Bankers today tried their best to be upset by the new levy which will take £2.5 billion from banks., 'Oh dear, how sad, never mind,' said one. 'That just means the cleaning lady will have to go...

Californian killed whilst recreating Angry Birds in real life 0
flyerblade 3 years
Is this plagiarism, copying a joke idea, but changing the names? 5
Dumbnews 3 years

Last year there was a great joke on the Super bowl: The Who’s comeback concert marred by violence in stadium So is this joke considered plagiarism: Black Eyed Peas concert marred by violence in...

Twatter - social networking for puffin fanciers. 0
riesler 3 years
Poundland to change name after recent VAT increase 0
virtuallywill 3 years

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