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Shortened Jeremy Kyle show gets straight down to the "Why 'er?" 0
beau-jolly 21.11.13 4:32pm
beau-jolly
‘Foreign Office inquisition came as a complete surprise’ admits Spanish Ambassad

‘Foreign Office inquisition came as a complete surprise’ admits Spanish Ambassador Despite having been summoned to the Foreign Office twice before in the last two years, the Spanish Ambassador...

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malgor 21.11.13 4:29pm
malgor
Lightsaber accident on Star Wars set sees C3PO cut 'Down to the Wire' 0
Flugelbinder 21.11.13 4:20pm
Flugelbinder
Long range forecast predicts Summer like weather in about 7 to 9 months time

The media have quickly seized on this by warning the public of inevitable chaos across the country, particularly the south of England., "Roads will be gridlocked, especially the A303 west bound"...

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Flugelbinder 21.11.13 3:47pm
Flugelbinder
Global warming news to hot up in 2014, warn forecasters

The Met Office has issued alarming long-range forecasts of severe global warming stories expected to hit Britain in 2014., Between the months of March and September there will be widespread news...

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NewBiscuit 21.11.13 3:46pm
Flugelbinder
Women "held as slaves for 3000 years" 0
NewBiscuit 21.11.13 3:44pm
NewBiscuit
Npower Call Worker admits "I work for evil"

One of the many pleasant, reasonable Geordie accented call workers employed by energy giant Npower today broke down and admitted "I work for evil." Gary Elliot, 29 of Gateshead today admitted "I...

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blokefromstoke 21.11.13 2:53pm
blokefromstoke
Michael Palin finally reveals Bi Polar expedition was a bit depressing at times 0
Flugelbinder 21.11.13 2:23pm
Flugelbinder
Dead people having more near-life experiences 0
sydalg 21.11.13 2:16pm
sydalg
Deaf man "just can't get that John Cage tune out of his head" 0
sydalg 21.11.13 2:16pm
sydalg
Boy Mauled by Lion in Wardrobe

The child, who claims he was speaking to Jesus, remains in intensive care 13 hours after he was found scratched and bloodied in the upstairs bedroom of his rural home. His grandfather, Digory Kirke,...

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tomholder 21.11.13 11:22am
tomholder
Inventor of 'most waterproof surface ever' charged with cruelty to ducks 0
jp1885 21.11.13 10:53am
jp1885
Princess Anne’s ‘Horses for Courses’ cookbook tipped for Christmas top spot

Retailers have announced their Christmas sales predictions today, revealing that Princess Anne has a ‘strong chance’ of reaching the festive top spot for December book sales with the launch of...

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Jesus H 21.11.13 10:47am
Robopop
Seventies style 'tight-bastard fathers' set to ruin kids' Christmases

Millions of children will wake to disappointment this Christmas day if miserly middle-aged fathers have their way. According to a survey of 40 to 45 year-old dads, a staggering 95% said they’d...

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Robopop 21.11.13 10:34am
Robopop
"Rev" Flowers To Be Labour Candidate In Falkirk

Len says it's OK...

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Mike Turbine-Hamilton 21.11.13 9:54am
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
World Chess Federation to vote on women bishops

More to follow...

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apepper 21.11.13 7:43am
apepper
I-pad made of clay turns out to be original tablet design 4
davetwojackets 20.11.13 11:57pm
Sir Lupus
Co-Op Now offering lenders new "Blue" Product

The newly appointed chief of the Co-Op Bank has hinted at an "Exciting and lucrative " change of direction for the bank. At a hastily convened press conference, the new Chief Executive, who gave his...

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blokefromstoke 20.11.13 11:49pm
Sir Lupus
Rest of UK named 'Capital of Cheap Shots & Lazy Stereotyping 2013' 4
Idiot 20.11.13 11:48pm
Sir Lupus
Culture effect: House prices in Hull already heading towards double figures.

More cheap shots soon...

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deskpilot3 20.11.13 11:38pm
deskpilot3
Iain Duncan Smith 'working at Poundland' claim refuted

Reports that Department of Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith is working as a shelf stacker at an East Midlands Poundland store have been dismissed by the store's manager. Mr Duncan...

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roybland 20.11.13 10:58pm
roybland
Tie Rack takes a bow 1
davetwojackets 20.11.13 10:54pm
writinginbsl
Hull hath no fury like a city scorned

Hull residents reacted with their usual phlegm to attempts at ridiculing their "City of Culture" award. "Shhhhzztutz" was the response of Ms Tracy Hardbottle when woken at the side of the road for...

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vulture1 20.11.13 10:05pm
Idiot
Hull named as 'City of Cultures 2017'

There was joy on Humberside this morning as the environment agency announced Hull as the 'City of Cultures' 2017'. This means throughout the whole of 2017 the city will be hygienically and...

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Lens Cap 20.11.13 10:04pm
writinginbsl
Commedia dell'arte to reform

But people ask, "Were they really funny" Of course they were!...

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Ian Searle 20.11.13 10:03pm
writinginbsl
Python return prompts psittacosis scare. 1
nickb 20.11.13 10:00pm
Squudge
Pet shop owners prepare to be victims of vintage "humour" 0
nickb 20.11.13 9:55pm
nickb
Suppliers of John Cage ringtone sued

More to follow...

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apepper 20.11.13 9:48pm
nickb
Tie Rack "Knot solvent". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 20.11.13 9:35pm
Al OPecia
Hull: a city under the microscope

Not to be mistaken with Hull "City for Cull 1984," or Hull "City of Vultures 2006," today bacteriologists,epidemiologists, biochemists and microbiologists of East Yorkshire broke out into a...

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irreverendJ 20.11.13 8:32pm
irreverendJ