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Fan in Row Z asked to referee match... 0
Doylem 3 years

Thanks to his astute reading of the game, from his seat high up in the stands at Old Trafford, Frank Finnigan, 26, a Manchester United fan of many years standing, has been asked to officiate at his...

Prof. Brian Cox Reported Missing: presumed lost in own thought 4
nilbymouse 3 years
Man with photographic memory gets it jammed on his 10 year old birthday 0
3 years

when he walked in on his two gay dads after an unsatisfactory sex session...

Electoral reform suggests elections and Census to merge - 1st Concensus in 2021 0
simonjmr 3 years
Census forms sent by post to have ‘sorry, I was not at home when you called’ box 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Man United unsuccessfuly launches UK’s largest flood defence exercise at Anfield 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hopes fade for a BBC No Fry zone 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
National lottery terminals to be used as polling booths 2
simonjmr 3 years
Huge Lancashire road convoy as Oddbins delivers to Freddie Flintoff’s house 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ed Miller-Band to cover Steve Miller Band's The Joker. Call me Maurice says Ed. 0
Banking Escapee 3 years

Just a quickie...

Polite society engages in civil war 0
Des Custard 3 years
Rare ancient Briton discovered on Antiques Woad Show... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more bronze-age puns later...

Sky at Night cancelled in parallel universe 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Astronomers have discovered that The Sky at Night, the longest running, single presenter programme in television history was actually cancelled in a parallel universe in 1992. Dr Joshua Banks,...

Charlie Sheen passes drugs test - he's now 90% pure cocaine. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Dinner lady says she is not to blame because the 12 year old kept asking for 9
3 years

secs, and he had a big nob...

Spammer's mailbox stuffed with actual emails. 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Charlie Sheen to step into Berlusconi's role while trial takes place 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Advanced level English:The Internet.You are being harangued by a pompous 0
3 years

wankercunt at all times:Describe...

Libya Blunder latest. 'Under Cover' UK Diplomats landed with israeli passports. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

In what was a tit for tat snook at Israel for using british passports the british carry on team landed with several passports including israeli ones for cover. 'They are lucky we didn't shoot them....

Bullingdon Club Foreign Policy 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Uk reputation lost on the playing fields of eton...

Radio Times editor resigns after 'Miranda' listed under 'comedy' gaffe 2
Ironduke 3 years

pathetic excuse "we don't have a 'tragedy' category" rejected by readers...

By Election prompts Lib Dems to argue for 'last past the post' voting system... 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Billionaire's Prostate Gland Funds Research Institute 0
Q William Bacon 3 years

Petrochemicals billionaire David H. Koch's (pronounced "coke's") prostate gland attended the official opening of a new research center bearing its name. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology...

'We won't be intimidated' say owners of Small Hadron Collider 6
Ironduke 3 years

we used to be just The Hadron Collider in the good old days, before that Cern lot came swanking around with their bloody fancy tunnel said Alfonse L'Impellier as he showed our reporter around the...

Users complain of honesty on dating sites 0
CunningLinguist 3 years

It has been discovered that some people have been telling the truth in their online profiles on some dating and friendship sites. This shocking revelation has caused many online users to feel...

“Plastic daffodils just the beginning”, says boss of Lake District Tourism... 6
Doylem 3 years

Brian Goldsmith, CEO of Lake District Tourism, is determined that visitors to Lakeland this Easter should not be disappointed. “We learned some valuable lessons back in 2007”, Brian acknowledged....

After American baseball team buy player on spec from Japan 0
3 years

feel they have been ripped off as Saito as yet to appear...

Politicians admit competition isnt healthy 0
CunningLinguist 3 years

Breaking news from parliament today as a cross party think tank admitted that in a recession competition isnt just counterproductive but is also unwanted. The conclusion of the painstaking study was...

Complicated handshakes to be outlawed for anyone over twenty... 2
Doylem 3 years
Dail "Mail" 29/11/11: Princess Kate In Black Baby Shocker. 4
rikkor 3 years

Palace insiders fear there is no chance to "pull a Harry" on the British public this time...