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White Van Woman, In A Mess Again...

Can't count, won't count - "I know, I'll blame it on the underlings as usual."...

Jesse Bigg 23.10.13 8:28am
Jesse Bigg
Spain snap-up disused 'Go Home Vans' to rid Costa Del Sol of 'pissed-up English'

The Mayor of popular Costa Del Sol resort town Fuengirola has been quick to invest in over thirty disused 'Go Home Vans' from the UK today, in a last-ditch effort to stem the influx of drunken and...

Jesus H 23.10.13 8:07am
Pleb Complains Of Ministerial Slur 0
Titus 23.10.13 7:20am
Police Arrest Minister For Illegally Taping Police Investigation 0
Titus 23.10.13 7:11am
John Major calls for reintroduction of two pin plug

Former Prime Minister John Major has intervened in the energy price row by calling for a 33% reduction in the number of pins on UK electric plugs. "Many other countries get by with only two pins,...

nickb 23.10.13 7:10am
'Global Warming Caused By Australian Bush Fires' Claim 0
Titus 23.10.13 7:03am
Aromatherapy to be made available to all blonde girls 1
medici2471 23.10.13 6:49am
Lost Little Blonde Girl Had Just Been 'Experiencing A Roma Therapy'. 3
Titus 23.10.13 6:47am
UKIP blame world wide web for 'false widow' spider immigrants 0
Ian Searle 23.10.13 6:16am
Ian Searle
Facebook to ban topless toppings.

Videos depicting beheadings in which the victims are semi-naked are to be banned, says Facebook, because they would be in breach of their 'no nudity' policy. In a particularly problematical video,...

Boutros 23.10.13 12:16am
Man watches YouTube advert 3
antharrison 22.10.13 10:52pm
Axminster to be hit by carpet tax

More to follow...

apepper 22.10.13 9:56pm
Desperate Osborne hits apple farmers with windfall tax. 0
deskpilot3 22.10.13 9:41pm
Shame for Glasgow family as son goes on outrageous sobriety binge

The stout family from Glasgow have told this month of their horror at realising son Patrick, 33, was becoming increasingly dependent sobriety. Reporters were told the family first became suspicious...

TobiasBV 22.10.13 9:41pm
Pensioner's Acute Indigestion After Wrong Choice Over 'Eat Or Heat Your House'. 0
Titus 22.10.13 9:29pm
Medhi Hasan's rant about Kaffir wins UKIP recruiting officer of the year award 0
ronseal 22.10.13 9:03pm
Delight as wind farm to be replaced by nuclear waste dump

Residents of Little Nimby-in-the-Past as celebrating the news that the blight of a local wind farm is going to be obliterated and replaced by a dump for waste material from a newly built nuclear...

apepper 22.10.13 9:02pm
Woman bakes cake 0
Mandy Lifeboat 22.10.13 8:48pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Alex Ferguson is not my father, insists Simon Weston 1
medici2471 22.10.13 8:08pm
Ref Minor
British Gas looking to set up a windfall farm. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 22.10.13 8:02pm
David Beckham: Alex Ferguson always gets the last boot in 0
AReader 22.10.13 6:37pm
Children of newly divorced parents looking forward to 'best Christmas ever'

When parents make the difficult decision to go their separate ways, concern for their children's emotional wellbeing is often at the forefront of their minds; how will they cope with mummy and daddy...

Robopop 22.10.13 6:18pm
Midfield Diamond
Racism-ism ruining football, claims FA Commission

Following a spate of high-profile scandals involving racial slurs in football, culminating in a 'space monkey' incident, an un-named new member of FA Commission issued a rambling statement earlier...

Squudge 22.10.13 6:14pm
Comic Relief is called to arms over Panorama film 0
davetwojackets 22.10.13 5:29pm
He-man cartoon producer fails to master the universe by dying 0
davetwojackets 22.10.13 5:26pm
Deaf, dumb and blind kid crashes out of World Pinball Championship

British pinball star, Tommy Walker, has suffered a humiliating first round exit at the hands of an unseeded wild card entry at the World Pinball Championship in Madrid. Walker, who had gained a...

jamsieoconnor 22.10.13 5:19pm
Ref Minor
Roma caravans to carry messages telling illegal blonde immigrant kids to go home 0
pere floza 22.10.13 3:55pm
pere floza
Clueless politician attacks headless site 0
sydalg 22.10.13 3:42pm
Hopes fading for missing Tesco 'waste mountain' climber

Mountain Rescue have officially called-off the search for missing mountaineer, Tim Grey, forty-eight hours after the intrepid explorer went missing near the summit of the ever-growing Tesco 'waste...

Jesus H 22.10.13 3:24pm
Jesus H
Facebook unveils 'you can be on Facebook even if you don't have a head' policy 1
custard cream 22.10.13 3:02pm