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Ken Clarke claims rape victims charity collector wouldn't take no for an answer 0
charlies_hat 3 years
Reclusive Japanese karate expert was ‘just using kid to wash and clean’ 1
JayGee 3 years

An American high school student is suing an elderly Japanese man who, he claims, tricked him into washing cars and doing DIY at his house, under the pretence that he was learning self defence. Dave...

motorcyclist with bionic hand buys 15 tons of KY jelly. 1
be reasonable 3 years

More soreness soon...

Defra claims "14% of all food waste is McDonald's gherkin". More soon. 2
Al OPecia 3 years

Thanks Charlies_hat...

Oil seed rape is COMPLETELY different, insists Ken Clarke 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Prince Philip complains about lack of potatoes at Irish banquet 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Chris Huhne denies trying to get someone else to answer police questions 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Stauss-Kahn appoints Ken Clarke as his defence lawyer 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Queen’s banquet speech increases pressure on Ireland to apologise for Westlife 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ken Clarke concedes there is only one type of pillock 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Viagra can make you deaf... 1
be reasonable 3 years
25,000 pieces of rotting gherkin found in Wisconsin back yard 5
charlies_hat 3 years
Eddie Stobart suspected to have looked at company fuel bill 2
charlies_hat 3 years
Queen apologises to Ireland for 'radio gaga'. 0
be reasonable 3 years

"Your turn, Mr.Bono," she added...

Kenneth Clarke speaks out against the taste of his own foot. 2
pineapple incident 3 years

More soon?...

Travelling stationary salesman has identity crisis 4
charlies_hat 3 years
Wrexham man wishes he had taken £25 in cash to pay for train ticket 0
antharrison 3 years
Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s Six Best Alibis 0
mbalton 3 years

It looks like the IMF chief’s visit to America is going to be a long one because these are the best alibis that his lawyers could come up with: 1. Was auditioning housekeepers for his friend...

Middleware specialists "Disappointed" by British SOAP awards 0
antharrison 3 years

"Oracle Fusion should have won best newcomer" complains Larry Ellison. "BizTalk" says Bill Gates...

'Some justice secretaries less serous than others' remark sparks outcry 0
roybland 3 years

A suggestion that some justice secretaries are less serious than others has been condemned by the current justice secretary Ken Clarke as outrageous.,  , The off the cuff remark was made by a rape...

Kenneth Clarke denies he claimed some decapitations are worse than others. 0
bonjonelson 3 years

"I clearly said that a fifteen year old girl who actually lives in this country wouldn't be able to give their consent to being decapitated. I apologise if people misunderstood what I said."...

Senile Ian Paisley gets feminism and Catholicism confused... 0
be reasonable 3 years

starts shouting "all men are Papists"...

Clarke goes up the wrong 'un over his definitions 0
Pinhead 3 years
Emo Israeli couple to name child 'dislike'. 0
Mr Payne 3 years
"Tickin - no it's turkey" Irish PM reassures HM Queen 1
antharrison 3 years
Brian May, Roger Taylor and Paul Rogers return to UK after misreading headline 0
virtuallywill 3 years

All that jazz later...

Fears Olympic torch bearers will be arrested for going equipped to commit arson. 0
Mrblacker 3 years
New generation of hardline feminists warns that All Men Are Rappers 0
ronseal 3 years
Pleb banned from drinking Lapsang Souchong in row over intellectual proper tea 4
ronseal 3 years
Most frapists invariably only write half a sentence anyway claims Clarke 0
charlies_hat 3 years

I hasten to add that I despise facebook...