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US stocks fall on news of stocks falling 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Nietzsche earns respect of Joey Barton. 3
rebel not taken 3 years

Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been telling followers on Twitter about his "respect" for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Scouser Barton has informed his 170,665 readers that...

Starship Enterprise acheme was ruse to find jobs for middle aged executives 0
ronseal 3 years
Cameron: "National service not just ruse to steal more shit from poor countries" 4
Qoxiivi 3 years

David Cameron has hit out at critics who’ve labelled his plan of reintroducing national service for Britain’s looting classes as ‘just another way to steal more shit from countries we’ve...

'80s band Starship sued after buildings collapse in city built on rock and roll 0
theboot 3 years

More soon. Probably...

Hackgate to be resolved using Duckworth Lewis method, says select committee. 2
dominic_mcg 3 years
Twitter Rioters face Doing Bird 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years
Inappropriate To Say Notting Hill Carnival will be a 'Riot' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

A Professor of English at Neasden University told a meeting 'As language shifts its meaning through time to promote a public event as a riot is no longer jovially innocent but can attract heavy...

Looting rejected as 2012 demonstration sport. 0
spoole2112 3 years

More to follow...

IOC agree that 2012 Olympic Games should be "Looting Calling" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
p1 f&b aka pfb - does this help reveal who were behind the London riots? 1
spoole2112 3 years

The unseen architects of the recent Tottenham riot have finally been exposed. From the strangely scented sitting room of a quiet residential address, less than a mile from the epicentre of one...

Allotment rioter charged with breach of the peas 1
Screenie 3 years
Crack Para-Poets to be deployed to riot torn areas. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Santa cancels 2012 tour of UK 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Girl has tongue lengthened to speak Korean properly; BF prays for better ..... 1
thackaray 3 years

"sucky sucky!! 5 dollah!!" [url=]Tongue lengthened to learn...

Goldblum in search for name for 'fly on the wall' documentary about Floyd album 0
spoole2112 3 years
Rural areas looking forward to receiving Broaaaaaadband access 2
Iamthestig 3 years
Harry dumps whirlybird to spend more time with his joystick 0
greg various 3 years
Lynx introduce new ‘Pixie dust and phoenix feather extract’ shower gel 14
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Encouraged by the success of Lynx Boost ([i]Stimulating guava and volcanic stone extract[/i]) and Lynx Fever ([i]Brazilian hot mud and red dragonfruit extract[/i]), Unilever are set to launch a new...

Shell critics describe fresh North Sea leek as unpalatable 0
spoole2112 3 years
Vince Cable to be fitted with collar bomb senior Tories announce 0
simonjmr 3 years
Leytonstone mum: 'Why I photo-shopped my daughter' 5
Des Custard 3 years

It has been described as a moral dilemma no parent wants to confront: whether there are circumstances when you should ‘shop’ your child. But for Leytonstone mum Jaqui Privas, it was the only way...

Community in shock as child is told off 8
Screenie 3 years

Police were called to a house in Shoreham, Kent by concerned neighbours after they overheard a child being blatantly told off by his mother. 'The child was happily throwing stones at our greenhouse,...

Cowes - I.O.W set to rival Frankfurt as European finance hub 0
Duff-N-Custard 3 years

Claims the newly appointed chair of the I.O.W. Calculator Users Club. The former tractor driver explained that he'd lost his job last month after "fucking up the tractor" but now has the time and...

Serialisation of life stories of James Dean & Marc Bolan just "car crash TV" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Sarah Palin and Michelle Buchanan say "bikini mud wrestling match" not PR stunt 1
thackaray 3 years
‘Employment’ held the clue to angry mobs actions admits chief 0
spoole2112 3 years

In a pointless waste of police resources, detectives are scouring the lyrics of up to 30,000 pop songs for hidden subliminal messages that may help them identify the imminent threat of future...

James Cameron denies that the Smurfs movie is actually Avatar 2 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Eurozone crisis deepens as Sarkozy tells Merkel to bring sandwiches to meeting 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Rail commuters relieved fares to increase less than petrol prices 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years