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A quarter of those with Babble Warming Virus 'unaware they have diseased minds 0
arflaethel 3 years

A quarter of people with Babble Warming Virus in the UK, over 22,000, are unaware they have the virus, experts from the Royal Society of Experts have suggested. The 2009 estimate is based on the...

German man bricks himself into cellar... 0
Dexter 3 years

"anything to get away from the bloody 'x-factor", he explains...

Panicky Tories To Force Unemployed To Take Part in Xmas Panto's... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.as Cameron's 'Happiness Survey' increasingly seen as a piss take., 'Oh no it isn't!' 'Oh yes it is!'...

Ireland tackles deficit with quantitative cheesing. more soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

I thang you!...

Colleagues surprised after uncompromising New York cop takes prisoners 4
JayGee 3 years
All hell breaks loose in Heaven as all 72 virgins refuse to give a Blowjob 0
arrghgarry 3 years

to Mujahasbeen warrior Mohamed Walker a recent convert...

First time flyer Dairy herd farmer Seamus Ahern doesnt like 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the idea of being patted down at the airport...

Fatal consequences for Jamie Oliver as Christmas advert goes horribly wrong 0
Basil_B 3 years

A tragic script mix up in Jamie Olivers latest christmas advert for Tesco's has seen the cheeky cockney chipper TV chef meet his maker in most bizzare circumstances as the turkey he was supposed to...

Ministers sorry, sort of. “What did you expect? We’re Tories, for God’s sake"... 0
Doylem 3 years
Taliban, Hamas and Kim Il Jong still can't agree on a pub for Xmas shindig 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Jesus appears in vision to ask ' what all this toast nonsense'. 0
Basil_B 3 years
North face seen in Switzerland. 0
Dexter 3 years

Ei(ger) thank you...

Face of Jesus seen in too many Newsbiscuit submissions 0
bonjonelson 3 years

especially mine...

Tories have never 'Had it so Good'. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We can do massive cuts without question, pack the Lords with more Peers, lambaste the poor for breeding and ring fence the 4 billion a year public subsidy to landowners. Life doesn't get much...

Teenager Sees Face When Talking to Palm of Friend's Hand 0
De-scribe 3 years
Common People Breeding 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Tory Peers are looking for solutions to the problem...

Weekend Football Is On as Scottish FA Brings in Replacement Weather from Europe 0
De-scribe 3 years
Pope clarifies position - homosexuals still not allowed to eat toast 1
Milo Shame 3 years

but lesbians can munch the ryvita...

Face found in 'A-team'. 0
Dexter 3 years
Chris Huhne flies to Mexico for global warming conference... 0
Dexter 3 years

that'll help...

Face of Jesus seen in mirror by Jesus. 0
malgor 3 years
'Merman' is fake - just someone with two legs down one side of trousers. 0
Milo Shame 3 years

(more soon)...

Face of Stalin found on KFC knock-off avatar image 1
bonjonelson 3 years

I'll change it soon...

Cuts force mental health charity Acorn to rebrand themselves as 'fucking nuts' 0
Milo Shame 3 years

(more soon)...

Face of bearded man found on Dorito... 0
Doylem 3 years

“I almost ate it”, says Barry Hurst, about the Dorito that is now displayed in a frame on his living room wall. “I was just about to pop it in my mouth when I noticed that if I held the Dorito...

Biography reveals Gordon Brown sold Gold reserves off because he was a Cyberman 0
Milo Shame 3 years

(more soon)...

Atheist Finds Image of Bill Bailey in Piece of Toast 4
De-scribe 3 years

8->>...

Face of Keith Richards found on scrotum. Any scrotum... 1
Doylem 3 years
Climate Change scientists bio-engineer ants to fart hydrogen 2
Sinnick 3 years

Problem solved !...

Turin Shroud resolved, was actually Marmite stains on tablecloth, last Breakfast 0
Rowly 3 years