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AA files for bankruptcy. RAC doubles fees for new members. 0
Griffin 3 years
Hot Russian Spy allowed to stay in country shocker 0
ermintrude 3 years
Marmite Spill: Traffic Update 1
Major Clanger 3 years

Following the Marmite Spill on the M1, South Yorkshire Police is diverting traffic to the yeast...

Coarse fishing in Bristol Channel to be renamed Corsa fishing 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Intelligent adhesive desribed as 'erudite' 0
Smart Alex 3 years
Tindall shrugs off World Cup hangover and rejoins squad. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

RFU spokesman said, "We had too, it was his round"...

First person in history to fail a LearnDirect course named as George Osbourne. 0
martin2381 3 years

Despite studying for several years, George just couldn't get the hang of Economics. He'd failed his course several times, even with help from Gordon Brown and the CEOs of every major British Bank....

Pfizer delight as Fatima to replace Pele as Viagra ambassador. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Agent claimed she faced stiff competition to win the contract...

Coral: all bets are off - SuBo wins Mo-vember title. 2
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Bookmaker pays out early...

Marmite put motorists in the jam 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cuts force councils to resort to 'Marmiting' potholes. 0
No Beard 3 years
Ranting mother's humiliated toddler pixelates own face 0
medici2471 3 years
Arrest stops racist with return tram ticket 'going back where she came from' 5
3 years
Toddler blames failure to land part in school nativity for mum's tram outburst. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

When interviewed today the youngest appealed for calm, saying "my mum spent weeks making a costume for me to audition as one of the '3-Kings', but the part carrying gold went to a little black boy in...

Expect delays on B9 and B12 following Marmite spill 0
medici2471 3 years
UNISON urges Council Pay staff "Don't strike on the last day of month!" 1
dvo4fun 3 years
John Terry interviewed by police but not offered job after failing fitness test 0
button 3 years
BNP councillors urged to campaign for trams in every city. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years

Full details expected soon...

MoD advise Argentine navy, "No hurry" 0
medici2471 3 years
David Haye votes to strike in protest against working longer for less money 0
charlies_hat 3 years
EPA claim hazardous waste composed mainly of UK house price data 0
medici2471 3 years
Inventor of first 'intelligent house' sells intellectual property 4
kga6 3 years
George and Lynne give evidence to Leveson Inquiry 1
andrewl81 3 years

George and Lynne have claimed that the Sun knew and published intimate details of their private life that they could only have known by snooping. Wearing a pair of trademark white bikini bottoms...

Bipolar Aid to play Svalbard and Amundsen-Scott Base gigs 0
medici2471 3 years
M1 Marmite Closure: Motorists told "Take it or Leave it" 0
Drylaw 3 years
'Mo'vember manliness just 'appetiser' before ramp-up in 'Gay'pril. 2
Westsider 3 years

Millions of seemingly straight men have all month enjoyed the pose of raising money for a charitable cause as the perfect alibi for testing out spectacularly queer moustaches. Bear-curious twenty...

Terry slams racist tram woman rant over lack of the 'C' word. 0
Bryan with a Y 3 years
Racist tram rant girl was "only practising exercises given by 'Enry 'Iggins" 0
acwanaut 3 years
Murray heads BBC Sports Personality of the Year coming-up-short list 2
kga6 3 years
Gang of ruthless Santas kick the shit out of a chav. 1
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years