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Falling birth-rate hits Johnson’s Baby Oil production 5
crlncxn 3 years

Newly-released UK census figures show a strong slowdown in the birth-rate, giving rise to speculation that families anticipated hard times by having fewer children., "It’s a complete disaster for...

Cabinet to appoint 'designated scapegoat' for the Christmas Period. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Electrician’s Picassos were from his 'blue, brown, green / yellow period'. 0
malgor 3 years
Price of Ginger Bread Houses falls for the second consecutive Christmas. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

According to a report from Estate Agents Hansel and Gretal...

Daily Mail asks, "St Andrew, is he worth his salt?" 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And what made St Joan such a bright spark?...

Duty to increase on High strength Beer.... 0
Bismarck 3 years

There are fears of a mass exodus to the north by thousands of alcoholics following the Treasury announcement duty would fall on low strength beers...

Picasso Electrician trades in for a Berlingo Multispace 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Cable "In a democracy I have the right not to represent my constituents" 0
Bismarck 3 years

Vince Cable has confirmed that he is sticking by his pledge to abstain from any vote on tuition fees. 2the issue isn't whether I vote" he said "but whether I believe tuition fees should rise." he...

After a long hard winter is on the cards foreign owned power companies 0
arrghgarry 3 years

vow to do the best they can...

Young Japanese Future Empress asks did great grand dad really hang with 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Fresh Snowfall Duvets the Home Counties 0
De-scribe 3 years
Artist's mother says "He's not an enfant terrible, just a very naughty boy". 0
riesler 3 years
FIFA scandal, parents accepted bribes to let son play on Xbox. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Officials are investigating allegations that parents took bribes in order to secure the venue for recent FIFA 2011 matches. Eleven year old Oli Jones promised to tidy his room and help with the...

Internetee buys online University so he can call himself professor 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Councils switch to spreading snow 2
Erlang 3 years

In a shock reversal many councils today began to spread snow instead of the more traditional salt and grit. Council spokesmen justified their actions that it was more abundant right now, and it...

Wikileaks cables: earth tilts on axis as whole world shrugs simultaneously... 1
Doylem 3 years
It's officially winter... 0
riesler 3 years

now that it is snowing in London...

New Middle Class Residential area built with 'No back yards' 0
Moggsy 3 years
Typing your worldview into a glowing rectangle changes no-one's mind, says 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

shock internet politics study...

90% of studies are a room in a house, according to survey 2
Rowly 3 years
Retired electrician says his hoard of Picasso works is worth £50m, £40m for cash 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Extra security for loose-tongued Saudi king 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

The fallout from WikiLeaks continues to have impacts across the world. It has emerged that, as a direct result of what the US State Department describes as "WikiLeaks' evil irresponsibility", King...

Wikimugs reveals shock that people say different things in private 0
Des Custard 3 years

Internet website Wikimugs crashed this morning after publishing the name of every sucker outraged by the news that other people say different things in private and in public. Founder Jane Ratzen...

Picasso Electrician also "does a nice line in Ecclestone jewellery" 0
danhall 3 years

more soon....

Latest Harry Potter film increases number of middle aged freaks to a new level 0
MC One R 3 years

A new study shows that following the release of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", the UK has more creepy middle-aged weirdos than previously thought. "It seems that the country is full of...

FIFA alleges bribery in compilation of BBC Sports Personality of the Year list 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Conversation at ‘The Duke of York’ was rude and foul-mouthed says US diplomat 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Word shortage forces government to ration old people's snow descriptions 0
MC One R 3 years

Constant coverage of the weather has forced the government to ration old people giving descriptions of the snow. Phrases such as "cold snap", "eeh it's bitter", and "not as bad as 1963/1947" will be...

BA call centre ‘terrorist’ raised suspicions by answering quickly and helpfully 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sepp Blatter 'astounded' at corruption allegations. Hopefully more soon. 1
Griffin 3 years