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Chef Still Haunted By Loss Of Souflees 5
Textbook 3 years

On the morning of September 11, 2001, top New York chef Wylie Dufresne was just putting the finishing touches to a fresh batch of souffles. "I was mixing up a bold chocolate and lime ganache while...

Slow Helpdisk Reponse Leads To Mass Deaths In Firey Inferno 1
Textbook 3 years

In the offices of Pilkington Paper Pushers on Tuesday, workers were characteristically calm and cool-headed when one of their collegue's PCs suddenly erupted in flames. Rather than fleeing madly from...

17 lost Liberal MPs triumpantly return from Brigadoon 0
simonjmr 3 years
Redundant council diversity officer struggling to find job in private sector 5
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

Derek Strachan, a man with 5 years experience as a community diversity officer, is struggling to apply his finely-honed skills in the private sector. 'I thought the private sector was going to take...

Guzzle Puzzle ad withdrawn over accusations of promoting rape 3
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

Cadbury have withdrawn the advert for the latest addition to their new The Natural Confectionery Company range, Guzzle Puzzle, after receiving hundreds of complaints that it ‘glorified rape...

Subo sues Bebo over lowbrow promo photo 0
vertical 3 years Susan Boyle has threatened further legal action against Bebo for ignoring a court order, requiring removal of an unflattering childhood photo which was digitally inserted...

Tinker, Tailor, Shepherd's Pie: Secret M15 recipes published 0
nickb 3 years
Confusion at Andy Whitfield's funeral after mourners all claim to be Sparticus 0
exigo 3 years
Scientists claim to have 'seen the light' in fight against AIDS 3
Screenie 3 years

A group of scientists have edged a little closer to a discovery which they claim will massively reduce the spread of Aids, with the development of a serum that causes cats infected with the virus to...

Ronnie Corbett Really Is A Big Talent 4
Duff 3 years

Nation's favourite and loved-by-all funnyman, Ronnie Corbett, has chosen today to reveal a long-kept secret that close friends thought that he'd never share. In his forthcoming memoir, [i]Big Tales...

Obama Hires Dolemite As New Campaign Manager 11
Textbook 3 years

NOTE: If your life has as yet not been blessed by Dolemite and you are unaware of who he is, I urge you to watch this brief and informative movie trailer before reading the sub:...

UN mandates Middle Eastern restaurants standardize on taste of hummus 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Communications Union and National Trust agree to merge. 0
antharrison 3 years

To form David Cameron Appreciation Society...

358-page Vicker's report fails to state venue of next giant alcohol/coke event 0
antharrison 3 years

UK investment bankers are said to feel "Betrayed" that after reading a boring 358 page report from a bloke wearing glasses to find that the location of the next big champagne and cocaine piss-up has...

Ed Miliband bad for TV ratings 0
Mr_Johno 3 years

Analysis of recent television viewing figures has revealed that the appearance of Ed Miliband on TV screens is a big turn off for viewers. Ratings researcher Geoffrey Johnson explains the findings;...

Channel 4 abandons filming of My Big Fat Gypsy Chain-gang 0
ianslat 3 years
'Difficult casting' lands whale with central role in Happy Feet remake 0
Runestone Cowboy 3 years
Kim Cameron Returns to Hero's Welcome 0
Drylaw 3 years

Veteran double agent Kim Cameron - the renowned Toff With the Molotov - returned to his old Moscow stamping ground yesterday to resounding cheers from a packed Red Square. Stout women in head...

Slavery Ring linked to Caravan Club 1
Midfield Diamond 3 years
After Deliberation Walliams Comes Out.....of the Thames 0
Drylaw 3 years
New Software Deletes Browsing History Automatically 5
Textbook 3 years

when the comouter detects your wife's car arriving home...

For every £1 you spend with us, we'll put 30p into an offhsore tax haven says T 2
ronseal 3 years

One of Britain's favourite high street and out of town retailers has pledged to donate 30 pence of every pound spent in its stores to oversees aid. It could generate billions of pounds in much needed...

Merseybeat Hogan-Howe, the Met's new hero 0
spoole2112 3 years

Former chief constable of Merseyside Bernard Hogan-Howe has been named the new Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police. His tough inner city Liverpool background played a huge part in securing his...

MET Office denies rumours that there is a storm on its way 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Strong Winds at most" claims MET Office weather men, although Gordon Kayes would be advised to stay indoors for the nest twelve hours. More soon...

Michelle Bachmann Confesses! God Upset With Her; Tells Her She Lost Her Mind 0
LouCipher 3 years

In the wake of having reported that God told her to run for President, Michelle Bachmann appeared on Fox News visibly shaken, and announced, “God has told me something else, and it’s something I...

French scientists claim nuclear accident is actually unclear accident 0
Pagantroll 3 years

French nuclear industry claims the international media have a history of misrepresenting the facts...

Thames Water announce that 500 tonnes of Celebrities dumped in Thames this week 0
grottymonty 3 years

More effluent later...

UK's first Joke Amnesty announced. 0
seymour totti 3 years

The Government has announced the UK's first joke amnesty. Hundreds of embarrassing, cringeworthy and potentially fatal jokes are still in circulation. It is hoped that they will be handed in for safe...

New study links excessive blogging to obesity 0
Dumbnews 3 years
9/11 Remembrance events peak with George Bush looking utterly clueless 0
steve_l 3 years

In a finale to the tenth-anniversary remembrance events, former President George Bush appeared in front of a group of schoolchildren to listen to kids stories, while an aide whispered in his ear and...