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Clegg denies paying gangs to keep coalition deal safe during his Liverpool visit 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Oldest Death Row inmate’s death from natural causes actually very unnatural 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Swedish far-right wins seats in Ikea competition 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
pope to beautify Hale Berry 0
4ty2 3 years

following the thousands of miracle cures using Acai Berry as certified by the internet the pope considers beatifying Hale Berry as it seems a good enough reason...

Pakistan denies demanding extra £70m from UK to guarantee cricket series win 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pope denies UK pull-out is a defeat 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cricket 'not cricket'. More soon. 1
Zadok the second 3 years
BP well dead. Like, y'know 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
England players deny throwing match against Pakistan 0
Scroat 3 years

"We can screw up completely at cricket without being paid for it" Andrew Strauss said today...

Sporran saved from extinction 0
Scroat 3 years
Pope returns from UK visit bearing gifts of shortbread and fudge 1
jp1885 3 years
30,000 Incapacity Benefit Cheats Caught On Film Taking Part In Great North Run 0
IABP 3 years

says Department for Work and Pensions...

"Most hated man in Britain" regains title after four day reprieve 0
Rorschach 3 years
Aggressive secularists tell Pope to fuck off 3
roybland 3 years
Lib Dems and Cons 'good cop, bad cop' act 1
sauce 3 years

Aim is to undermine and obfuscate so Britain may be extraordinarily rendered to global concerns' cabal (Saudi royals, Russian mafia, American arms dealers and South American drugs barrons)...

Kevin A gruff ex Ipswich player beatified himself last night 0
arrghgarry 3 years

while watching the Pope...

Susan Boyle breaks another record, she is the only virgin 0
arrghgarry 3 years

to sing before the pope and remain so...

Pakistan warned to use flood aid money responsibly as large bet is placed on 0
arrghgarry 3 years

pakistan losing next test...

Nick Clegg develops foreign accent syndrome 0
Cainsio 3 years

Fears have been expressed for the well being of Nick Clegg after he started speaking like a Tory. He has had the problem since May and doctors say his condition is unlikely to change until the eve of...

Publicity Hungry Chilean Miners Rescued From Deep Beneath Pope's Frock 2
mugwump 3 years
Quadraplegic makes everyone else in the world feel lazy by swimming the channel 0
jm 3 years
newmann miracle big misunderstanding 0
4ty2 3 years

[url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Stingredfordnewman.jpg][/url], Deacon Jack Sullivan was actually paying for watching the film The Sting with Paul Newman playing Henry not praying...

Couple driven out of West Midlands after 'unwarranted' displays of optimism 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Britain feels proud once more as 70 years later the last hun leaves our shores. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Paul Daniels to be both beautified & beatified for his "miracles" 0
Sinnick 3 years
TV studio implodes after Bruce Forsyth hosts episode of Catchphrase 0
jp1885 3 years

I'm back baby!...

Newman replaces Nicholas as patron saint of children 0
Sinnick 3 years
Labour publish dossier 'proving' Clegg is evil and can fire WMDs in 45 minutes 0
tidris1 3 years
pope to beatify al megrahi for miracle cure 1
4ty2 3 years

misunderstanding some scottish people who wanted him beaten up...

X Factor contestant accidently sings in tune. 1
Basil_B 3 years