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Sinnick 12.01.12 9:17pm
Sinnick
Lords Resistance Army announces policy shift.

The child brutality and murder community was reported to be ‘in shock’ last night after the surprise announcement of a ‘paradigm shift’ in the operational tactics of the terrorist group...

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dammit 13.03.12 7:49pm
dammit
Paul McCartney Names New Album "Kiss My Black Ass"

Sir Paul McCartney has rejected the advice of his friends, family and personal psychiatrist by giving his new solo record the needlessly provocative title "Kiss My Black Ass". Sir Paul has explained...

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@spinal_bap 12.01.12 8:23pm
@spinal_bap
Tesco price drop 0
button 12.01.12 8:19pm
button
Inventor of Clearasil found guilty of spot fixing 2
jp1885 13.01.12 12:15pm
rickwestwell
English gymnasts sweep the medals board in All-England Competition 0
brownpaperreporter 12.01.12 7:50pm
brownpaperreporter
'We thought they were on fire' claim US marines 0
jp1885 12.01.12 7:45pm
jp1885
Complaints mount after latest Groupon offer for Dignitas assisted suicide.

A number of complaints have been raised after the latest Groupon discount coupon was published online offering a 70% discount on Dignitas assisted suicide services. Carol Poindexter, from Cardiff,...

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bonjonelson 13.01.12 12:05pm
Major Clanger
Adolecesents confused as Lynx 2012 doesn't get them laid

There was widespread confusion among young sex starved teens as new evidence emerged that Lynx's latest God awful toiletry will not in fact guarantee sexual intercourse. There is widespread concern...

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Shandy 13.01.12 11:23am
Shandy
Username too short for Gravatar shocker

Keen contributer unable to add ironic image to his profile, as his username is a few letters short for Gravatar. "Looks like I'm stuck with the pattern of small polygons", he said today...

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MrQ 12.01.12 7:25pm
Scroat
US military piss away opportunity for peace 3
Immunis 13.01.12 12:42pm
Major Clanger
Leak empties think tank.

“I can’t believe it,” says Professor David Warren, director for the centre right Policy Institute Forum Group. “I checked the tank last night before I went home and it was totally full of...

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nickb 12.01.12 8:12pm
jp1885
Taliban vote in favour of assisted suicide

Satire or bad taste ?...

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Sinnick 12.01.12 5:46pm
Sinnick
Down in the mouth, admits duck fancier 3
medici2471 13.01.12 11:27am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Exact colour of the Milky Way is blue, says the blue car 0
charlies_hat 12.01.12 5:32pm
charlies_hat
Institute of Economic Affairs issues guidelines on low cost infidelity.

The IEA’s new handbook “How to Have an Economic Affair” starts with a choice of illicit partner: “Try not to be attracted to a partner who lives in another city,” the guide advises. With...

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nickb 12.01.12 7:52pm
writinginbsl
HEAVEN TO BE FULL BY THE YEAR 2025 SAYS POPE

Devotees of Christianity were stunned this week by the shock revelation from the Vatican that heaven is in real danger of becoming full by as early as 2025., Speaking from an opulently furnished...

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radicalmammal 12.01.12 5:29pm
radicalmammal
US Troops claim that Taliban fighters had suffered nasty jellyfish stings 0
charlies_hat 12.01.12 5:26pm
charlies_hat
HEAVEN TO BE FULL BY THE YEAR 2025 SAYS POPE

Devotees of Christianity were stunned this week by the shock revelation from the Vatican that heaven is in real danger of becoming full by as early as 2025., Speaking from an opulently furnished...

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radicalmammal 12.01.12 5:26pm
radicalmammal
10th anniversary of man detained in Brantano draws near 0
simonjmr 12.01.12 4:52pm
simonjmr
Depressed mountaineer at rock bottom 8
medici2471 13.01.12 1:38pm
medici2471
Rik Mayall invents comedy philosopher: Alain de Bottom 0
nickb 12.01.12 4:23pm
nickb
One in five photos taken in UK feature Pippa Middleton’s Bottom

A survey by Nottingham University has looked at all 76.4 billion digital photographs taken in the United Kingdom in 2011. It found that 15.5 billion of those included the future Queen sister’s...

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oblongscone 12.01.12 3:45pm
oblongscone
Alex Salmond mistakenly agrees to a Scottish Independence ballet 1
simonjmr 12.01.12 6:08pm
cinquecento
BBC denies biased reporting of bid for Scottish independence from licence fee

The BBC was embroiled in a bitter row last night, after using the same unflattering picture of Alex Salmond in dozens of reports about his bid for Scottish independence. Officials denied the...

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13.01.12 11:14am
Shandy
Worral Thompson rates Tesco shares 'a steal' after 14% fall 0
Des Custard 12.01.12 3:23pm
Des Custard
Fans of watching football in 3D urged to “go to a match”

A survey commissioned by the Football Association has revealed that 73% of Sky Sports 1 HD in 3D viewers had not realised that attending a match in person required neither the purchase of an...

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Downerpitt 12.01.12 4:06pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
AA operative admits he is 'close to breakdown'. 1
dammit 12.01.12 4:37pm
Clarky
Miliband slams typical Tory condemnation of Marines urination video 0
cinquecento 12.01.12 2:08pm
cinquecento
MPs attack whiplash claims; "She's charging far too much"

More to follow...

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apepper 12.01.12 1:22pm
apepper