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Campaigners say something a bit whiffy about H2S train link proposal

more soon, for the chemists amongst you...

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bonjonelson 10.01.12 4:09pm
dvo4fun
Orpington to Victoria high speed rail link approved

The government has announced today that the Transit 1 High Speed rail link from Orpington to London Victoria is to go ahead at a cost of £20 billion. The 17 mile trip currently takes an average of...

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Gong of Fur 10.01.12 9:42am
kimllfixit
Newsryebread launched as a healthier alternative to Newsbiscuit 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.01.12 9:09am
Duncan Biscuit
HS2 go-ahead announcement crackly and incomprehensible 1
Duncan Biscuit 10.01.12 9:12am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Suarez pips Giggs to win FIFA Merde D’Or 0
Duncan Biscuit 10.01.12 9:08am
Duncan Biscuit
Cheltenham Celebrates 100th Straight Postcode Lottery Win 0
thisisall1word 09.01.12 10:04pm
thisisall1word
Wry smiles abound as Jeremy Clarkson's ancestry traced to Jamaica. 0
Worth 09.01.12 10:03pm
Worth
Henry fills Arsenal goal vacuum 0
charlies_hat 09.01.12 9:37pm
charlies_hat
Vatican admit to WikedPaedo use 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 09.01.12 9:23pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Met office advised to have 2 dry days per week. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 10.01.12 9:08am
Major Clanger
Security alert as Al Qaeda submarine found in Olympic swimming pool. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 10.01.12 9:35am
bonjonelson
Stephen Hawking not ill at all, just very, very, drunk.

The scientific world accidentally revealed one of its best kept secrets today, which has shocked the world of academe, popular media and broadcasting. Professor Hawking was crossing a road in...

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Al OPecia 10.01.12 3:16pm
Sinnick
Only One Celebrity in This Shop at a Time, say signs in White City corner shops

Corner shops in Shepherds Bush, White City and the area surrounding the BBC have been criticised for discrimination, after signs in the shops seemed to suggest that celebrities are a shop lifting...

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ronseal 09.01.12 7:35pm
Al OPecia
"It's looks sort of like a trap" mouse tells friend before witnessing tragedy 0
SimonJJames 09.01.12 6:14pm
SimonJJames
Bungee-jumping Victoria...... falls 0
Major Clanger 09.01.12 5:54pm
Major Clanger
AWT puts the free into free-range eggs 0
Major Clanger 09.01.12 5:52pm
Major Clanger
Cameron and Clegg Revealed as British Synchronised Diving Team

The latest British Olympic hopefuls were unveiled at Scunthorpe baths today as David Cameron and Nick Clegg in the synchronised diving. They modelled their trunks (which are a pleasant mid blue with...

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Immunis 11.01.12 8:09am
dvo4fun
Probe into man abducted by aliens 0
Immunis 09.01.12 5:47pm
Immunis
Worrall-Thompson releases recipe for Sticky Finger Pudding. More soon.

And shows how to bake a cake containing a metal file...

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Al OPecia 09.01.12 5:21pm
Al OPecia
Worrall-Thompson named as villain in Bond remake "You only lift rice". More soon

..and "For your pies only", "Sieve and let sieve".all together now...

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Al OPecia 11.01.12 12:06pm
writinginbsl
Worrell-Thompson's New Cookery Show.....

.Ready, Steady, Took...

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Jesse Bigg 10.01.12 9:59am
John Ffitch-Rucker
New crocodile treats 'Bungee Snaps' are instant hit in Zimbabwe 0
Screenie 09.01.12 4:06pm
Screenie
Unexpected Idiot in Bagging Area 0
bonjonelson 09.01.12 4:00pm
bonjonelson
A W T Cooking the books, more when we return

Latest Anthony Worrall Thompson recipe, take two eggs, pinch the pastry...

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waggy 09.01.12 3:39pm
waggy
Tesco: " it was 8 items or less - as you'd take to the programme"

adpoting the policy of Ready Steady Cook contestants...

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Laughingstock 09.01.12 3:32pm
Laughingstock
Mary Portas found guilty of shopfitting 0
nickb 09.01.12 3:29pm
nickb
Scout group's alien encounter

“On the first night of our annual scout camp, we saw lights in the sky, but I reassured the boys that they were just Chinese lanterns,” reported scout leader Duncan Roberts of the 43rd Todmorden...

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Major Clanger 12.01.12 2:10pm
Major Clanger
Ferry company Sea-France "goes under". 7
seymour totti 09.01.12 7:49pm
dvo4fun
Gardener Loses Plot. - 2

Or, if you prefer, Solicitor Loses Will...

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sredni vashta 11.01.12 7:57pm
Newsquelch
Worrall Thompson produces seven course banquet for £5 on Ready Steady Cook

A special edition of Ready Steady Cook has wowed viewers as Antony Worrall Thompson managed to make a full 7 course banquet for 8 people, without exceeding the £5 limit. ‘I have no idea how he...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 11.01.12 3:56pm
Vertically Challenged Giant