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England successfully negotiate tricky Euro 2012 ITV part 0
pitflaps 19.06.12 10:35pm
pitflaps
Aung San Suu Kyi “Awestruck” After Meeting Bono

A tearful Aung San Suu Kyi has revealed how moved she was to finally get the chance to meet U2’s frontman, Bono. “It was a truly humbling moment” she said, after a brief audience with his...

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Quaz 19.06.12 9:58pm
dvo4fun
News where you are less interesting than news where we are 0
nickb 19.06.12 9:32pm
nickb
Dutch FA admit boot sponsorship deal with clogmakers "may have been an error"

Following The Netherlands' disappointing exit in the group stages of Euro 2012, a spokesman for the Dutch FA has admitted his players' footwear may have contributed to their abject performances....

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grumblechops 19.06.12 9:04pm
grumblechops
Britain and Argentina agree to Falklands War rematch in 2015

After months of shadow boxing, the long awaited Falklands War rematch has been confirmed for 2015 to coincide with general elections in Britain and Argentina. Legendary promoter, Don King, held a...

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Yikes 19.06.12 8:21pm
Yikes
Blanket found at Bletchley Park “may be Turing Shroud” 3
grumblechops 19.06.12 6:14pm
bonjonelson
British public have already forgotten who Will.I.Am is

Will.I.Am, founder of the Black Eyed Peas and celebrity dope spoker on BBC TV Show "The Voice" has already been entirely forgotten in the UK, a survey has discovered. The American musician's name...

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bonjonelson 19.06.12 5:10pm
Duff
Saudi Women’s Beach Volleyball Team Set To Ruin It

The Saudi Women’s Beach Volleyball Team has defied the IOC and will not wear the official uniform of 12 inch heels, crotchless micro-thongs and nipple-baring bikini tops at the Olympics. Instead...

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daneade 19.06.12 4:27pm
Chris Hitchcock
University crime league tables show Oxbridge top place to study for City Fraud

A government study today into student crime shows that candidates who graduated from Oxbridge universities have a 95% success rate in Insider Trading, Ponzi Schemes and Bringing down Mediterranean...

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Scronnyglonkle 19.06.12 3:42pm
Scronnyglonkle
Sekonda and Monsato join forces to create worlds first actual watch dog 0
simonjmr 19.06.12 2:56pm
simonjmr
Russell Grant, Mystic Meg arrested for sorcery in Saudi after plane diverts

Grant: "Didn't see that one coming. Still, won't lose my head over it"...

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RickH 19.06.12 2:05pm
RickH
'Thumb' model to sue facebook for millions in unpaid royalties

Eric Silvers; the man who’s thumb was the inspiration for the iconic ‘like’ button is embroiled in a legal face-off with facebook., Silvers, who freely admits to being no one's idea of an oil...

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Chris Hitchcock 19.06.12 1:05pm
Chris Hitchcock
German fans rehearse "Pay up, not play up" chant for Greece game 0
FlashArry 19.06.12 12:41pm
FlashArry
Fury after CBBC refuses to screen series of ScientologyGerbil

The BBC is embroiled in a major legal action after declining to run the children’s animation show ScientologyGerbil. Commissioners rejected the US-made programme on the basis that it was...

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Skylarking 19.06.12 12:39pm
cinquecento
New Microsoft tablet for iPad users who miss system crashes and forced upgrades.

404 error soon...

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MADJEZ 19.06.12 11:54am
MADJEZ
Embarrassed Wallgreen buys Boots the chemist, only went in for some condoms. 0
MADJEZ 19.06.12 11:50am
MADJEZ
Cabbie who took Suu Kyi to London Zoo thought she was a panda. 0
MADJEZ 19.06.12 11:48am
MADJEZ
After much to-ing and fro-ing Pendulum announce split 0
Haywood Manley 19.06.12 11:38am
Haywood Manley
School girl's relief as HPV jab given in arm 1
medici2471 19.06.12 11:29am
medici2471
British Museum to Exhibit Kelly Brook’s Boobs

British Museum officials announced today they had secured a commitment from Kelly Brook to display her boobs alongside the Elgin Marbles and The Rosetta Stone. Hundred’s of thousands are expected...

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daneade 19.06.12 10:57am
daneade
Agoraphobic Burmese woman "making amazing recovery" 0
grumblechops 19.06.12 10:29am
grumblechops
Baddiel & Skinner rewrite chorus to 3 lions "We're going home" - just in case 0
simonjmr 19.06.12 10:09am
simonjmr
Farah trousers to blame for 80% of 1970's forest fires new research claims

New research published today clearly identifies the practice of wearing too tight Farah trousers in the 1970's a the main cause of forest fires. On a typical Sunday afternoon, the Farah wearing male...

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simonjmr 19.06.12 10:06am
simonjmr
Coe Slams Olympic Torch Relay Detractors

In a sensational rant earlier today Lord Sebastian Coe has hit back at those suggesting the Olympic Torch Relay is quite possibly the biggest and dullest non-event ever to have taken place on British...

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Duff 19.06.12 9:25am
Duff
Sir Cliff Was 'Wired For Sound' During Cold War

Recently declassified MI5 papers have sensationally revealed that Peter Pan of pop, Sir Cliff Richard, was secretly recruited by British intelligence services in the 60s as a frontline agent in the...

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Duff 19.06.12 8:57am
Duff
Police dawn raids smash incandescent lightbulb ring.

Police have carried out 256 early morning raids across the breadth and width of the United Kingdom, aimed at apprehending a huge gang of incandescophiles. The arrests, all of men in their late...

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Al OPecia 19.06.12 8:30am
Yikes
Assassins complain about new EU rule that all hit-lists must be opt-in

Hit-men, assassins and serial killers are united in condemnation of new European Union rules that went into effect at midnight making it illegal to add anyone from the EU to any kind of "hit-list"...

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bonjonelson 19.06.12 8:11am
bonjonelson
Rogue electrician unearthed 1
cinquecento 19.06.12 8:11am
Scronnyglonkle
Tobacco Giant Denies Pick and Mix is Aimed at Kids

A row has broken out at the Bluewater Shopping Centre (Kent) over pick and mix cigarettes being on clear view of children. The new feature, supplied by British American Tobacco, (BAT) is believed to...

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Radley 19.06.12 8:06am
Radley
The Voice's Bo Bruce releases first single - "I kissed an Earl and I liked it" 2
bonjonelson 19.06.12 7:42am
SugarTits69