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Muslims call for beheading of French editor.

"Ï can"t believe it", she says, "I only did it because I respect the profit!"...

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Maverick 15.09.12 10:26pm
Maverick
1 in 10 people afraid of becoming statistic

more to follow...

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apepper 15.09.12 10:16pm
Sir Lupus
'Defining Britishness' is a 'quintessentially British' activity vote Britons

According to recent survey across Britain...

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quango 15.09.12 8:55pm
ramblesid
Top Tory MPs win school sports day races for 10th successive year

Although MPs David Cameron and George Osborne like to 'Stay in shape' they have all expressed their delight at winning the parent's races at the exclusive private schools attended by their children....

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antharrison 15.09.12 7:28pm
antharrison
Eric Pickles always eats five a day: Holland's pies 'Delighted' 0
antharrison 15.09.12 7:00pm
antharrison
"We were only trying to get naked pictures of Harry", claim Taliban 0
Ian Searle 15.09.12 3:44pm
Ian Searle
Burglars call for cuts in Uni tuition fees as student numbers fall

Disgruntled housebreakers are the latest group to join calls for the government to lower University tuition fees, after it emerged that student numbers are down and many of Britain's leading...

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Sir Lupus 15.09.12 3:11pm
Sir Lupus
Taleban fighters retreat in horror after glimpsing Harry’s ginger pubes

Prince Harry is the toast of the Coalition forces after almost single-handedly repelling Taleban fighters in Afghanistan. Apparently the Talaban had already breached the outer perimeter fence and...

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Yikes 15.09.12 2:07pm
HIGNFY
Public outraged at Royal coverage

A sensational new survey out today reveals 87% of people around the World are fed up with the obscene amount of press coverage the British Royal family receives. “It makes you wonder if there...

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Reg Herring 15.09.12 12:28pm
Reg Herring
Bloke with greying hair strings himself up with tie given to him by daughter. 8
ramblesid 15.09.12 11:57am
ramblesid
Man's work is massively improved by involvement of Todd from Marketing 1
ronseal 15.09.12 11:52am
JohnA
Cameron to Legalise Slavery

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced plans to leagalise slavery and remove all rights from employees. Speaking on The World at One, the Prime Minister said “In the current financial climate,...

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Quaz 15.09.12 11:35am
JohnA
Palace Claims 'Small Boobs' Triumph After Kate Middleton Fashion Coup

Buckingham Palace claimed today that the age of huge bosoms is finished, after the Duchess of Cambridge stormed the world of fashion with a sensational 'New Look'. Miss Middleton, who proudly got...

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15.09.12 10:53am
Yikes
Land-owners demand cull to halt spread of ramblers

Britain’s farmers are facing an ‘unending tide’ of ramblers, hell-bent on cluttering up the countryside. That’s why many land-owners are calling on the government to sanction a cull, or at...

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15.09.12 10:46am
Lucy4
Ricky Hatton's dad to take on both Klitschko brothers. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 15.09.12 10:14am
dominic_mcg
There was mass disbelief at the old Baily today

after God was found guilty of child neglect and telling fibs.After a 6 months trial you could have heard a pin drop,several pins infact in a pact number one court this morning as renowned QC for the...

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Nag Hammadi 15.09.12 9:47am
Nag Hammadi
Disgruntled

disabled underdeveloped,uneducated, underachiever Mr We Willy Harris,sues Newsbiscuit founder and hedonistic billionairre playboy John O Barrel,over claims he was wrongly discriminated against and...

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We Willy Harris 15.09.12 9:15am
Nag Hammadi
Sun Page 3: Cute Kate from Cambridge says....

the paparazzi should leave the royal family alone...

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Alfred Noakes 15.09.12 9:08am
Otto Jespersen
Wayne Rooney might well be able to kick a ball about

but proves he's just a Liverpudlian poof by wearing gloves, on a sports field, in the middle of March...

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ramblesid 15.09.12 9:06am
Otto Jespersen
French confused by UK 'bum in, tits out' media policy 0
Squudge 15.09.12 8:41am
Squudge
"He's in the billiards room!" frustrated military shouts after Taliban 0
Skylarking 15.09.12 8:31am
Skylarking
Sleeping man's recurrent vision of pickled cabbage was Wurst Nightmare 11
ronseal 15.09.12 8:14am
ronseal
Fatwa Issued Against Ricky Gervais

The Catholic church has issued it's version of a Fatwa against roly-poly writer and comedian Ricky Gervais after a serious of attacks and "tweets" deriding the religion and its followers. The...

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HIGNFY 15.09.12 8:00am
charlies_hat
Cable to tie workers' hands 0
Sir Lupus 14.09.12 10:26pm
Sir Lupus
Washer dryer guilty of theft, says jury.

Mrs Ann Townsend of Battersea has been awarded custody of her clothes after a jury found in her favour. The defendent, a white Zanussi ZKG7169 washer dryer, was found guilty on two specimen charges...

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Boutros 14.09.12 10:10pm
dvo4fun
Boris more popular than Thatcher - according to T-shirt sales

or according to a survey reported in the guardian, Boris Johnson is Britain's most respected politician. I'm lost for words - although pleased to live in Scotland...

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Sir Lupus 14.09.12 8:25pm
Sir Lupus
"All Muslims Are Thieves, Liars and Twats" Movie put on hold says Gervais 4
HIGNFY 14.09.12 6:55pm
HIGNFY
US complain about Islamic extremists' videos 0
Sinnick 14.09.12 5:02pm
Sinnick
Royal threat to sue brings French magazine Closer close to closure 0
custard cream 14.09.12 4:48pm
custard cream
Legal Action as Royals Attempt 'Cover Up' 0
kjo36 14.09.12 4:34pm
kjo36