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Mandy Lifeboat 22.06.12 3:13pm
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Former RBS chief executive Fred Goodwin downgraded to invertibrate

EDINBURGH - In a controversial paper published this week, Biologists have outlined reasons to downgrade the axed boss Fred Goodwin, accusing him of damaging the gene pool following with his tenure as...

simonhansen 22.06.12 2:13pm
Army on standby as status quo breaks down across the UK

The country was plunged deeper into economic turmoil today after another break down on Status Quo’s latest UK tour., Stuck on the hard shoulder of the A1 just outside South Mimms services, the...

Quercus Bundle 22.06.12 2:07pm
Carr Spotted In Ecclesiastical Outfitters Buying Sackcloth & Ashes

More later my children...

Duff 22.06.12 2:01pm
David Cameron accused of "comedy-evasion"

Jimmy Carr admonished the politician yesterday, after a Times report found he used a book of golfing puns to charm Burmese democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi. "People work hard, they pay their taxes,...

simonhansen 22.06.12 1:09pm
Isle of Wight festival chaos, headliner said to be 'heartbroken....'

Baddum tsch soon...

MADJEZ 22.06.12 12:09pm
Nat West fail to update credit rating after Moodys downgrade them. 0
MADJEZ 22.06.12 12:06pm
Isle of Wight overwhelmed by influx of horseless carriages. 0
MADJEZ 22.06.12 12:05pm
Brown overheard calling Milliband 'that bigotted man' over immigration quote. 0
MADJEZ 22.06.12 12:02pm
The Great and the Good salute Aung San Suu Kyi.

Gordon Brown was also there...

Thor 22.06.12 11:37am
Breivik's lawyer declared insane 0
nostra da mouse 22.06.12 11:15am
nostra da mouse
Miliband sets out plan to balance fall in immigrants with X-Factor losers

Labour leader, Ed Miliband, has admitted that his party's stance on immigration in the past was wrong and that too many immigrants were allowed into the country, taking valuable jobs away from local...

modboy77 22.06.12 10:37am
Body Confidence info pack puts "ugly & heavy" info booklets under peer pressure

The UK Government endorsed "Body Confidence" pack which aims to empower parents by illustrating pictures of celebrities before and after being photoshopped and giving advice in a fun and colourful...

thackaray 22.06.12 10:19am
Benefit Scroungers Threaten Industrial Action During Olympics

The Confederation Of Benefit Scroungers (COBS) is threatening industrial action if a demand of £500 bonuses for all members to be paid during the Olympics is not met, according to a report on The...

Duff 22.06.12 10:06am
Carr financial makeover causes Nat West computer crash

Huge amounts of cash flowing in and out of seventeen different Nat West  acs owned by companies associated with Carr caused the system to crash, leaving millions of customers worrying whether they...

nickb 22.06.12 8:49am
Germany pleased as Greece says it’s payback time 0
Yikes 22.06.12 8:48am
Labour wrong on immigration, claims son of Polish immigrant 0
medici2471 22.06.12 8:46am
PM slams Dunc over tax

In the aftermath of Jimmy Carr-Gate, the Prime Minister has expanded on his decision that he would not provide a running commentary on celebrity tax affairs. Former Olympic swimming champion Duncan...

dvo4fun 22.06.12 8:45am
Gove to reintroduce school bullies

Education secretary Michael Gove has defended his decision to reintroduce formal bullying into secondary schools, and rejected accusations it would mean "two tiers before bedtime." “There’s...

nickb 22.06.12 8:17am
New Democracy toga party back on.

ATHENS - The newly formed government celebrates tonight but not without compromise from both coalition partners. The thread count of Greece's party toga's may drop below 700 for the first time,...

simonhansen 22.06.12 7:38am
Olympic archer wounded after being hit in the chest by three pints of cider 1
JohnA 22.06.12 7:10am
Suu Kyi to open string of Suu Kyi bars 0
Drylaw 22.06.12 6:55am
Cameron says "I made a terrible error of judgement"

Just days after being caught out using a massive blame avoidance scam to divert attention from his close relationship with the Murdoch Empire, David Cameron has admitted that he made "a terrible...

Quaz 21.06.12 11:43pm
Jimmy Carr apology in full

I appreciate as a comedian, people will expect me to ‘make light’ of this situation, but I’m not going to in this statement as this is obviously a serious matter. I met with a commissioning...

loveandgarbage 21.06.12 11:02pm
Paint Boss Turns Fifty Shades of Red

Colin Grey, managing director of Bradford paint manufacturer Grey Shades, has found the firm’s latest catalogue to be surprisingly popular. “Naturally we’re very proud of our range of paints,...

Iggy Pop-Barker 21.06.12 10:55pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Unelected UK Peer leads praise for Burmese democracy campaigner

more later...

dvo4fun 21.06.12 10:40pm
Michael Fish charged with siphoning off weather

Michael Fish may or may not have been charged with siphoning off the best weather and keeping it for himself. The controversial rainman come witch doctor has been taking advantage of his position to...

The Masked Frog 21.06.12 10:02pm
Medieval re-enactors claim "chivalry not dead" in desperate bid to entice women 0
quango 21.06.12 9:12pm
Aung San Suu Kyi looking forward to having student unions named after her 0
Mandy Lifeboat 21.06.12 8:52pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Jimmy Carr to host '0.1 out of 10 Cats' 0
Nunnion Splendacular 21.06.12 8:38pm
Nunnion Splendacular