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Old Mother Hubbard & the Little Old Lady who lived in a shoe slam todays houses 0
simonjmr 3 years
Underwear Bomber shouts "Gordon's alive" on entering court 0
simonjmr 3 years

Followed by "Despatch war rocket Ajax" and "Flash! Flash! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the earth!!!!" More soon...

Shoebox homes to have one room made entirely of Silica Gel 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Rescued dog thrown back in river 7
Gerontius 3 years

An elderly lady from Cookham Lock in Berkshire has complained to the BBC after a dog she was trying to drown in the River Thames was rescued by comedian David Walliams., The dog, a Labrador bitch by...

Dorset county council announces 'blitz on potholes' 0
writinginbsl 3 years

not sure it will work (the joys of county council newsletters)...

Dahl family launch 'landscape our garden as well' appeal 3
writinginbsl 3 years

must think we are Twits...

N.I.C.E to recommend laughter as the best medicine 0
beau-jolly 3 years

Researchers at Oxford University have demonstrated that pain thresholds increase by up to 15% following a good belly laugh., Following the green light from N.I.C.E, trails of humour have begun...

Dahl family member arrested over drugs found at chocolate factory 1
Screenie 3 years
Re-drawing of constituency boundaries ‘perfect opportunity to reclaim Empire’ 0
Long Distance Clara 3 years

The re-drawing of constituency boundaries in England and Wales could pave the way for a radical reclaiming of foreign territories and the return of Great Britain to its seat of global power, say...

‘Fake orgasm detector is almost there’ say boffins 5
Gerontius 3 years

A team of research scientists at Bradford University have finally developed a high-resolution thermal imaging sensor that can accurately tell if a sexual partner is faking her regular Friday night...

Sepp Blatter "Its gonna take a big paper bag to get me to step down" 0
grottymonty 3 years

more bungs soon...

Hard of hearing Richard Reid wades into shoe bomb homes agument. 0
spoole2112 3 years

More to follow...

Architects attack shoebox homes: most killed, others captured. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Tesco's porkies exposed 0
spoole2112 3 years

Advertising gurus at the very big Tesco company were condemned after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote 'green' sausages. Having been called to the supermarket giant's Cheshunt...

Boundary changes anger Boycott 2
spoole2112 3 years

Ex-Yorkshire and England glacially paced opening batsman and annoying radio pundit (Sir) Geoffrey Boycott poured scorn on proposed boundary changes announced today. In what could hopefully be his...

Architects say new houses designed by Architects are 'shameful shoebox homes' 2
simonjmr 3 years
Kabul rocked by the sound of B-52's 0
spoole2112 3 years

In one final attempt to rid the Afghan capital of its few remaining insurgents, the UN finally called upon the shock and awe capabilities of the beehive toting 80's American post-punk/pop rock combo...

Strong support from badgers for Commons cull 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Strauss-Kahn loses sponsorship deal "No longer a good fit" says Levi. 0
dvo4fun 3 years
Microsoft 'Soffit 8' OS takes computing to higher level 2
Pagantroll 3 years
Irish Catholic Bishop bashed for challenging celebacy law 1
antharrison 3 years
That estimate to pave my driveway did seem awfully low. 11
rikkor 3 years
then we ends up rolling down a hill, 4
Big Mamas 3 years

hes going no no Joan your to tough for me,and we just misses a oncoming tracter and ends up in the village pond,im ducking his head in,hes going no,duck no duck,your to duck tough for duck me.Stop...

Police "IT literacy not in doubt" as 6 more book on-line for Kenya (in the sun). 0
dvo4fun 3 years

More freebies soon...

Police deny the possibility of a lowering of literacy standards 1
greg various 3 years
Phone hacking committee recalls Johnny Marbles. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Man with 20/20 vision sees cricket everywhere 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

Now where did I leave my coat?...

IOW Man Launches £500,000 Appeal to Save His Shed 0
Quaz 3 years

Isle of Wight Resident and unpublished author Keith Plum yesterday sent out an impassioned plea to save his beloved shed, as he launched a campaign to raise the £500,000 that he says is needed to...

Those pears you bought last week are finally ripe 1
dicky37 3 years

[Hey, don't just stand therequick go eat them now]...

Transport Secretary Philip Hammond to introduce 'Rail Cycles' 0
Pagantroll 3 years

Self-powered vehicles are set to become commonplace on the British Rail network. Hammond describes the new proposals as "exciting" in the Governments latest money saving suggestions for commuters....