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England to ask the the European Union if it is ok to take a shit. 23
Malcum eggs 3 years
BBC scraps new series of Upstairs Downstairs after porn movie mix-up 0
dogwheels 3 years

More soon, I bloody hope...

Cold weather freezes Transport Minister's assets. 0
dogwheels 3 years
Latest Wikileaks cables reveal Sarah Palin is real.. 5
DiY 3 years

and not the comic creation of some Hollywood mastermind...

“Gays?”, says Blatter. “Let them eat Jake”... 5
Doylem 3 years
Pools Panelist wins pools 1
Mr.3374 3 years

It's amazing, all the games I picked as draws were draws when the panel sat...

Snow prompts fears people may have to eat all the food they bought for Xmas 2
Ian Searle 3 years

Housewife Kate Scutt commented,"Normally the whole family caters as if we are all going to spend the entire holiday season at each others house. As a result we buy far too much, and end upthrowing...

Brucie: "My Strictly Alzheimer's Hell" - An OK Exclusive 0
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years

Or is it just me?...

I don't look down my nose at commoners like Tony Benn, says Lord Prescott 0
ronseal 3 years
High Street retailers still pretending that they are having a good Christmas... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Clegg may revisit Sheffield Forgemasters loan decision... 1
deskpilot3 3 years

but not the student fees decision. Obviously. Duhhh!...

Cold snap “like Ice Age” when pools panel met for 20,000 Saturdays in a row... 0
Doylem 3 years
BBC Discovers Lost City 0
stevestives 3 years

The BBC have “scrambled” David Attenborough following the possible discovery of a lost city in the heart of England. A BBC executive commented: “It all started when I was in the first class...

‘No You Can’t Have Water Cannon for Christmas’, Police Told 1
De-scribe 3 years

A dispute between police chiefs and the government have been averted tonight as the Home Secretary Teresa May asserted her authority and told police that she would not authorise the use of water...

Waitrose stripped of balsamic vinegar in middle-class panic-buying frenzy 1
Matt T 3 years
Assange promises to use combat codpiece on next trip to Sweden. 3
Ostsee 3 years
Football off... Fans stay home, eat pies, drink Bovril, punch themselves in face 1
Doylem 3 years
lightweight Irish lumber jack ,balsa Mick becomes lazy and gets dressing down 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Stop press: financial indices that can go up and down go up and down... 0
Doylem 3 years

“The value of the pound continues to fluctuate against the dollar, Euro, yen, rupee and other major currencies. The FTSE, Dow Jones, NASDAQ, Hang Seng and other global indices rise and fall. The...

Norfolk councillors display concern over twinning with Pitcairn Islands 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
ITV suffers from twitterleak 0
4ty2 3 years

as it broadcast that apparenly nigella lawson is not as attractive as she thinks she is. DEspite agreeing bossee quick to deny, blaming rogue leak to avoid libel...

Sheep community decides to keep faith with collie leadership 3
Genghis Cohen 3 years

A spokesheep was a bit wooly on some of the details, but insisted there was safety in numbers. He went on to confirm that the flock had again decided it would be nice to all get the same haircut in...

Ardon takes Assange back to Wandsworth Prison 1
Trickster 3 years

Assange is back in Wandsworth prison tonight after being arrested by accuser and CIA 'honey trap' Anna Ardon., According to bail set out by the high court, Assange is set to report to his local...

Santa Claus Budget to be put in hands of children. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

In a dramatic move today Jeremy Hunt the Culture Secretary announced that Santa Claus would no longer be administering the Christmas toys budget, but instead it would be placed directly in the hands...

Apple fanboy convinced that Apple’s business strategy is all about him... 0
Doylem 3 years

“I don’t know why Steve Jobs hates me so much”, pouts Owen Schwartz, convinced that the charismatic Apple CEO is conducting a personal vendetta against a 16-year old schoolboy from Selly Oak,...

Billy Connoly denies that his new bicycle parking space has anything to do with 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

his wifes disappearance...

US Government offers to drop all charges if BP can cap Wikileaks 9
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sarah Palin's emails released by ThikiLeaks. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Ireland (Southern) is downgraded by Moody, tells them to pick a pocket or two. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

what`s not to like...

Friends Reunited “may hit the big screen”... 0
Doylem 3 years

After the success of [i]The Social Network[/i], the film about Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, Friends Reunited may be the next website to get the Hollywood treatment. Since it was founded ten...