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God ignored red flags on Savile’s heaven application as he needed Xmas party DJ

The process of ascending to heaven may be about to get a lot tougher amid revelations that God turned a blind eye to red flags on Jimmy Savile’s heaven application as he needed a DJ for the heaven...

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Yikes 31.10.12 9:23am
Yikes
Tom Daley's bronze medal at risk over 'diving' allegation

more soon. Surely done somewhere already. If not then apologies, hat, coat etc...

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dvo4fun 31.10.12 9:20am
Yikes
US announce plans to extradite Michael Fish 5
Squudge 31.10.12 9:03am
Squudge
Cities unprepared for badger refugees, warns academic.

Cities must prepare for a tide of badger refugees fleeing the cull, according to Earnest Stoat, who is still employed by Arndale College of Animal Psychology. "Without proper protection, the...

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Boutros 31.10.12 12:09am
Boutros
'Darth Mickey' to feature heavily in next Star Wars movie 1
Idiot 30.10.12 11:41pm
Squudge
Dearth of Savile jokes freezes satirical website

Keep 'em coming ;0)...

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Dick Everyman 30.10.12 11:40pm
Squudge
US seeks extradition of butterfly from Tokyo garden 4
tedweasel 30.10.12 11:34pm
dvo4fun
Scotland Yard 'could move to Scotland' in police economy drive 1
nickb 30.10.12 11:09pm
Squudge
Scotland Yard revolving sign to decrease speed by 50% in police economy drive 0
nickb 30.10.12 10:51pm
nickb
Chas & Dave release cockney knees-up Maiden covers album - 'Any Old Iron'

Another iffy neat-o...

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Idiot 30.10.12 10:46pm
Idiot
Freddy Krueger finally hands baton to Jimmy Savile 0
Dick Everyman 30.10.12 10:45pm
Dick Everyman
Obama postpones US election for four years to honour Sandy victims

In the wake of the devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, US President Barack Obama has postponed the US presidential election for four years as a mark of respect to Sandy victims. “Personally I...

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Yikes 30.10.12 10:42pm
Yikes
Iron Maiden head saved Savile victim 4
Dick Everyman 30.10.12 10:36pm
Dick Everyman
Savile Inquiry: Police release list of celebrities they want to interview

Police have urged the following to make themselves available to 'help them with their inquiries':, - Phil Lynott, - Marc Bolan, - Robin Gibb, - Stephen Gately, - John Lennon, - Michael Jackson,...

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custard cream 30.10.12 10:34pm
Dick Everyman
Little boy voted worst artist at Pride of Britain awards 0
antharrison 30.10.12 10:07pm
antharrison
Hurricane Savile causes devastation to BBC offices in North London. 0
MADJEZ 30.10.12 10:04pm
MADJEZ
Iron Maiden's 'Eddie' chosen as 'new face' of Weight Watchers

'Eddie the Head', Iron Maiden's perennial mascot, has been chosen to front a new campaign by Weight Watchers. With a BMI of minus nine and cheek bones to die for, Eddie has long been the envy of...

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Runestone Cowboy 30.10.12 9:58pm
Squudge
Rod Hull and Emu held in separate cells as Savile crackdown continues 4
allmyownstunts 30.10.12 9:56pm
Squudge
Jersey Shore cancelled.

No, not the show...

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Maverick 30.10.12 9:19pm
Maverick
Sub-Saharan Africans launch disaster emergency appeal for New York City 0
Mandy Lifeboat 30.10.12 8:31pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Chocoholic on Orlando holiday looks forward to swimming with endorphines 0
Smart Alex 30.10.12 7:19pm
Smart Alex
Right wing Tories in preparation for tomorrows Thatcher Day celebrations

Hardline Tories are readying themselves to celebrate Thatcher day or has it has become affectionately known "The Iron Lady day" on 31st October. Plans are also underfoot for parliament to create a...

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simonjmr 30.10.12 4:36pm
Squudge
Hurricane Sandy blamed on Iron Maiden as New Yorkers "Run To The Hills" 0
seymour totti 30.10.12 4:36pm
seymour totti
Tourist disappointed to miss Hadrian's Wall on visit to North Umbria 0
Smart Alex 30.10.12 4:01pm
Smart Alex
Jimmy Savile to replace Guy Fawkes as the wizened old face of bonfire night...

Jimmy Savile will be burned in effigy every November 5th. “We feel the time is right to break with tradition, and establish a new one”, said Maria Gladwell, Minister for Bread and Circuses. “As...

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Tripod 30.10.12 3:15pm
custard cream
Canadians to use a coordinated Dyson Airblade session to push Sandy back to US

At 8pm tonight Canadian authorities have arranged for all Dyson Airblades to be pointed towards the superstorm Sandy and switched on in a effort to blow the storm back towards the USA. The Canadian...

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simonjmr 30.10.12 3:07pm
simonjmr
Radio 4 denies plotting a 'Michael Morpurgo-free' day for 2013 3
dvo4fun 30.10.12 2:28pm
dvo4fun
Branson to be sold by Virgin

Virgin group have today announced that they will be seeking buyers for their charismatic entrepreneurial chief executive Richard Branson. A spokesperson for Virgin said "We have come to realise that...

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simonjmr 30.10.12 2:24pm
simonjmr
Admiralty Arch sold to Spain and renamed Armada Arch 0
custard cream 30.10.12 2:14pm
custard cream
Met to sell Scotland Yard in move to Stamford Bridge 0
medici2471 30.10.12 2:11pm
medici2471