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After using brain training machine, man realises he doesn't need it 0
John Wiltshire 3 years

Dave Henessey, 33, from Bath, said today that his braining training machine enabled him to realise he didn't need a brain training machine., 'I did all the pointless exercises, like what colour...

Goodwin issues injuction against being called banker. Don't tempt us says public 0
Skylarking 3 years
Sarah Ferguson wins "3rd most famous person called 'Fergie'" award for 5th year 0
Skylarking 3 years
Gaddaffi memo "since Japan we can now bury some bad news" unveiled 0
simonjmr 3 years
RSBP OFFERS "UNRESERVED APOLOGY" 0
3 years

after Birdwatching guided tour of Minsmere Reserve for local Cerebral Palsy Group was billed as 'wheelchair Twitchers' event. Bob Flemming for RSPB Minsmere sought to calm the situation in a joint...

PG Tips Extra Strong Tea Bags 0
3 years

"an environmental catastrophe waiting to happen", claimed an 'American woman' yesterday...

Cheltenham race-fix probe: Jockeys suspected of taking kick-backs 0
pinxit 3 years
Yes, I agree 4
bonjonelson 3 years
Man who 'constantly reinvents himself' exposed as Jeffrey Archer 0
ronseal 3 years

One of the heroes of Britain's media, feted for his ability to 'constantly re-invent himself' has been exposed as the latest form of Jeffrey Archer., The discovery of the link between 'constantly...

Seniors knitting club ladies reminisce about their times as young drunken sluts 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Berlusconi, His Pacemaker, Charged with Battery 0
Q William Bacon 3 years

Berlusconi and His Pacemaker Both Charged with Battery...

Milliband says Britain must withdraw Facebook friend status from Col Gaddaffi 1
ronseal 3 years

Ed Milliband has called for global unilateral action against Libya in keeping with Britain's status in the world. On advice from the London School of Economics, Milliband has...

Alex Salmond tells his people not to worry about the atrocious weather as 0
markmypaper 3 years

Gorbals warming is on it's way...

Clegg Adamant 0
Bismarck 3 years

The deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg was adamant he hadn't changed today. 'I haven't changed ' he said, 'its politics thasat has changed. When asked about his U-Turn on tuition fees he remarked 'We...

Sex addicts to be officially classified as Fucking Loonies 0
greg various 3 years

So they'll be able to get time to have it off in lieu...

Muslim/gypsy integration could lead to shortage of tabloid moral panic stories 0
ronseal 3 years
MoneySaving Web Sites Slammed by Watchdog 3
3 years

In a damming report yesterday, the Watchdog bucked convention and "named names" in addition to citing actual examples of upheld complaints. The tip for "saving 100% of the £342 price of Nikon...

California Coast Braces for Totally Gnarly Tubular Awesomeness 4
Q William Bacon 3 years
Pat Robertson: Japan Quake is God's Punishment for... 0
Q William Bacon 3 years

Not Forgiving U.S. for Dropping Atomic Bomb...

Chaos ensues: Butterfly in Surrey closes wings due to tsunami in pacific 5
OldThingy 3 years

Less later...

Osborne Admits That The Basis Of His Philosophy...... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..is pulling the wings off the unemployed...

Clegg-Cameron to be rebranded as Tweedle-devious and Tweedle-dumb 0
ronseal 3 years
Sarah Palin "Tsunami is God's Wrath for Japan abandoning whale hunting". 4
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

More religious bollocks soon...

The Met to Ban Sensitive Suspect Descriptions 0
Ado 3 years

The Metropolitan Police is to introduce new measures to combat allegations of discrimination within its ranks upon identifying potential criminals. From 1 April, it will be illegal for an officer...

RSPB DENIES "DUMBING DOWN" 0
3 years

following release of it's substantially boiled-down "Birds of Britain" aimed at beginner bird watchers. "For some years now the population (of bird watchers) has plummeted", said Ruth Hollins Head...

Health Minister Sets Record Straight, 1
3 years

"I was actually talking about those NHS Cu*ts"...

Japan to build replacement nuclear power station 1
Sinnick 3 years

In response to the potentially catastrophic failure of it's Fukushima nuclear plant, the Japanese PM has today announced an emergency plan to build another, larger nuclear plant to replace it. The...

Public sympathise with cops on pay but there's not much we can do about it sorry 4
ronseal 3 years
The Government's Secret Weapons Centre at Porton Down has released papers 0
3 years

from the 1950's under the Freedom Of Information Act. These confirm they were actively involved in sinister "Population Control" research from 1952 onwards. These were for use on the UK...

Prince Charles denies he swapped his kingdom for a horse. 0
martin2381 3 years

In a rare interview yesterday, HRH The Prince of Wales has denied reports that he promised his son William and the Queen that he would give up the throne if he could marry Camilla. At the same...