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'News of The World' employs baboon to interpret Rooney's 'phone calls. 2
be reasonable 3 years
In UK's first AV wedding Prince William chooses Pippa as his second choice. 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Embarrassment as Harry remembers ring, forgets trothe. 0
3 years
Immigrants flee oppressive régime; Mexican border overrun by U.S. poker players. 0
SteveCut 3 years
Breaking news: Mrs Middleton used sky blue Andrex triple ply 1
antharrison 3 years
Upside Down Union Jack Reports Crash Offlag Website 0
mugwump 3 years
Duchess of Oxford gets to the Abbey first by a length. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Conservationists attempt to reintroduce white dog poo 0
Pinhead 3 years

You just don't see it these days...

Cohabiting couple to stop living in sin today. 0
Tammy Flugh 3 years
Lifestyle experts and Royal Correspondents gather in Westminster for the big day 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Its almost exactly 30 years since the last great coming together of the nation’s lifestyle gurus and the world’s Royal correspondents. For this is [u]their[/u] day. TV crews jostle for position...

Newspaper royal wedding supplements cause Andrex sales to plunge 0
antharrison 3 years
Marlboro clinches key bridal dress sponsorship deal for royal wedding 0
ronseal 3 years

Marlboro has won the dress sponsorship deal for the royal wedding, after lawyers found there was no ban on tobacco advertising in Royal Weddings. Benson and Hedges and Silk Cut executives are said...

Royals worried as stretched pink Humvee pulls up at brides hotel. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Charles 'When we said find a commoner.'

National tragedy as Kate discovers huge zit on nose. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Harley Street doctors have been unable to do anything so the wedding will go ahead...

Huge ratings expected for new episode of My Big Fat Germanic Inbred Wedding 1
wallster 3 years
A wedding without Islam is Infidel-ity say Muslims Against Royal Marriages 0
greg various 3 years
RAF To Sue Army Over Wills' Wedding Costume Shock 0
BewsNiscuit 3 years

The RAF is, this morning, considering strike action against the army following the latter's dawn raid on the royal costume department. In a daring move in the early hours of this morning, the army...

Labour blame coaliton for huge rise in people sleeping rough in central London. 1
MADJEZ 3 years
Dear An Offensive World Now, Apparently 10
Textbook 3 years

Loving couples and letter writers the world over have been horrified to discover that for years they have been bandying about a word which oppresses and demeans women. "Dear", once casually used by...

Replacing "Divine Right of Kings" with democracy could cost millions.... 0
FoxyCoxy 3 years
Eric Pickles challenged to produce HIS birth certificate. 0
deskpilot3 3 years

And evidence of father...

Product placement suspected as MPs decide 'Every Little Helps' 5
ianslat 3 years

With the economy stagnating and nothing left to privatise, concerns are growing that the Government is having to resort to selling advertising space on senior ministers in order to make ends meet....

"We're doing it for the presents" admits William and Kate. more ad nauseum 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Controversy rages as torturer invited to Royal Wedding... 0
be reasonable 3 years

but, luckily, Sir Elton won't be singing...

Surprise as Wills chooses 'Smack my bitch up' for first dance. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More soon. (in the right room now)...

Queen has invitation withdrawn after her police take part in violent crackdown. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Noodle-strewn hotelier barred from Westminster Abbey. 0
malgor 3 years

Mal Goring, owner of the Goring Hotel in Belgravia near Buckingham Palace, was barred from entering Westminster Abbey this morning on account of being covered in noodles. Bride-to-be Kate Middleton...

Chinese couple claim pub singer was "a little bit frightening". 4
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Syrian Ambassador puts half-hundredweight of Ferrero Rocher on eBay. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Surprise result ruins bookies as Kate says 'I don't'. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years

With an accumulator on Harry not holding his peace...