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Clarkson to be new Ambassador to Iran. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 3 years
Tabloids disappointed as "Angel of Death" is just a common thief. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Following latest album, Winehouse label accused of flogging a dead horse face. 0
VictorMeldrew 3 years

More bad taste soon. Shirley it's been done already?...

All Chipping Norton residents arrested - "it saves time" 0
apepper 3 years

After Jeremy Clarkson's rant, the government have announced that it's simpler to assume that every Chipping Norton resident is, or is going to be, disgraced in one way or another and that to...

Maya '2012 not end of world' but return of Mayan god, Mr Gronemeyer 0
simonjmr 3 years
CBeebies critiques commercialisation of Xmas, launches Chris Mouse programme 0
simonjmr 3 years

Hard hitting issues and story lines are covered in each five minute episode Racism in "White Chris Mouse" Death and loss in "Last Chris Mouse" Greed in "Twelve days of Chris Mouse" Dyslexia in...

Who do you think you are kidding, Mrs Merkel? If you think we're on the run... 0
GreenCross 3 years
Merkel: "Ein fiscal policy, ein debt ceiling, ein Euro!" 5
GreenCross 3 years
Clarkson complaints - staggering total includes three from viewers 3
medici2471 3 years
Merkel remains forthreich over Germany's standpoint on the Euro crisis 4
charlies_hat 3 years
Family Tree Shock For Nick Griffin In ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’ 6
UnoEye 3 years

‘Meet your great-great-great-granddad, Leroy Ambrose’ says the researcher handing Nick a tattered old photo. ‘Are you sure about this?’ Nick hesitantly asks. ‘Absolutely!’ she replies...

Clarkson flies to China to offer his advice on dealing with protesters. 3
bonjonelson 3 years
Occupy Camp defector describes the brutality of the Peacenik overlords 0
Newsquelch 3 years

Nobody else has been seen going in or out of the small city of tents for several weeks now, but surveillance has revealed a number of small disturbances within the complex, apparently caused by...

Ortis Deley dumbfounded that he's been overlooked for BBC's 2012 Olympics squad 0
simonjmr 3 years
North Korea insists it won world’s most corrupt nation award ‘fair and square’ 3
Long Distance Clara 3 years
Government response to Clarksongate... 6
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Downing Street issued a tongue-in-cheek statement last night on the subject, saying, "Execution is not government policy and we have no plans to make it government policy.” ([s]Yet[/s])...

Merkel solves eurozone crisis. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 3 years

Troops massing on the Polish border 'merely on exercises' says spokesman, Herr Geebboels...

Square 'lady wigs' sell out on continent, as Eurozone saved by Angular Mirkin. 2
Perks 3 years
Hague “I can’t PERSONALLY go to Iran, I have badminton on Fridays” 0
Newsquelch 3 years

After days of vitriolic hyperbole Hague was repeatedly challenged by calls of “go and smash ‘em up Bill” from the back benches, however, it appears he may not be feeling quite so brave without...

Wagtails replacing Robins as Britain's favourite jaunty bird 0
Drylaw 3 years

It's official! The Pied Wagtail is now Britain's favourite wee bird, according to RSPB figures. For years, the Robin, with his familiar red breast and friendly mien, has been "cock of the walk",...

Clarkson indecisive about whether tram passengers should be shot or not 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Card manufacturers confident of growth with addition of "Happy Friday Cards" 0
gaijintendo 3 years

Happy Friday Everyone!...

BNP cancel Clarkson's membership for 'being too right wing' 8
Immunis 3 years
Tehran celebrates news that diplomats will be 'home for Christmas'. 0
Boutros 3 years
Investor sent to bed by mum after spending $2.1m on a comic 1
Runestone Cowboy 3 years

An investor who spent more than $2.1m of his pocket money on an old Superman comic has been grounded. Relatives of David Bonner often commented that he 'lived in a fantasy land', but his latest...

List makers declare 'government cuts' to be most common spelling mistake of 2011 2
dicky37 3 years

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Vatican drafts "Sorry! Are we still friends?" letter to sex abuse victims 11
dvo4fun 3 years

The Vatican has published an all-purpose worldwide press release, for local churches to adapt for use in sexual abuse cases. Cardinal Giacamo Bondolino, Papal Noncio to the UK, explained the thinking...

More Elderly Choosing to Die at Home 0
Chuts 3 years

NHS statistics released today show that the year-on-year increase in the number of elderly people choosing to die at home continues to escalate. In the 12 months ended October 2011, the number rose...

Pharmaceutical shares go 'crazy' as Dyson tackles 'Windmills of the Mind' 0
Username 3 years


Rivers of Bloody Bigotry 0
Username 3 years

The comparatively sheltered world of academic anthropology is tonight still recovering from the bombshell that was dropped on it a few days ago by a leading British university., “The University of...