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Return to traditional values as kids to be told if their best "not good enough" 0
quango 18.03.12 12:18pm
quango
Panic grows as it is revealed that Earth's atmosphere is "over 78% nitrogen" 0
Nick McCarr 18.03.12 11:44am
Nick McCarr
Wife divorces barista who took his work home

A Cafe Nero barista who took his work too seriously is facing divorce. 'As soon as Joe arrived home from the coffee shop, he started,' his wife Jane said, 'banging the milk jug on the table,...

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roybland 18.03.12 11:11am
Drylaw
Authorities turn to Drogba for advice about onfield strokes 0
Drylaw 18.03.12 11:07am
Drylaw
I was Peter Tatchell’s secret lover, claims woman.

‘Peter and I had a full and loving relationship’ says Anna Carter, 48, talking for the first time of their when her 22 year relationship with pocket firebrand Peter Tatchell. ‘It was an open...

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Mrs Olly Murs 18.03.12 10:09am
Mrs Olly Murs
CoE to offer headquarters franchise in cost cutting move

Following the resignation of the Archbishop of Canterbury the Church of England is to use the franchising business model to decide where its headquarters is located. The CoE is thought to favour the...

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weematt 18.03.12 9:01am
weematt
Glimmer Of Hope After Germanys Earless Rabbit's Untimely death

The death of Til The Earless Rabbit stunned a nation, gasps of horror could be heard from the Reichstag to the Danube as the unfortunate photographer wiped the unsightly step kill from his shoe. But...

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anhodika 18.03.12 12:10am
anhodika
Tofu rump steaks launched under brand name 'I Can't Believe It's Not Buttocks!' 2
Haywood Manley 17.03.12 7:46pm
JETFAB
TUC rejoice as public linked to private sector pay "Bring on the bonuses!"

more later...

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dvo4fun 17.03.12 6:29pm
Perks
MPs in poorer parts of UK to be paid less.

George Osborne will announce plans to pay lower salaries to Members of Parliament in poorer parts of the country in his budget next week. The chancellor will argue that MPs pay should mimic the...

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Ian 17.03.12 5:28pm
virtuallywill
Cameron Gone 'A Wall' Again - Version 2 - 2

This time to the US., "When will the skiver ever put in a full shift?", mutter muggins ministers...

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Jesse Bigg 17.03.12 5:10pm
dvo4fun
Unpaid jobseekers to debut for Pompey - or risk losing benefits

Crisis-hit football club Portsmouth FC today announced that it would be handing Championship debuts to four new players this Saturday, recruited to complete unpaid work experience under the...

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grumblechops 17.03.12 5:09pm
dvo4fun
Spanish farmer finds image of Wayne Rooney on sack of potatoes. 1
Lemon difficult 17.03.12 1:25pm
Al OPecia
Saint Patrick arrested in clerical sex abuse probe

Prominent national saint and self appointed first bishop of Ireland, Saint Patrick, is believed to be in police custody this evening after police swooped on a large parade in Dublin city centre this...

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jamsieoconnor 17.03.12 12:22pm
jamsieoconnor
Lack or true grit in the workplace causes public sector pay freeze 0
charlies_hat 17.03.12 12:15pm
charlies_hat
Public sector workers to have equal pay with the unemployed

The Chancellor of the Exchequer is expected to announce plans to try and equalize the pay in the public and unemployed sectors. "Treasury research has found that public sector workers has a pay...

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apepper 17.03.12 12:08pm
apepper
North Korea Postpones Plans To Kill You All-Until After Dinner

North Korea has agreed to postpone its plans to kill you, your children, and everyone and everything you’ve ever loved, until it’s replenished its emaciated population with a selection of warm...

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UnoEye 17.03.12 11:50am
UnoEye
HS2 swapped for H2O?

Cameroon urged to reconsider HS2 in line with urgent needs for water in the south east, and re consider an urgent need for water., a spokesman said 'those web feet bog trotters would pay us to take...

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wilkieone 17.03.12 10:16am
wilkieone
London barman attempts other 3 card suits in pint of Guiness 0
charlies_hat 17.03.12 10:06am
charlies_hat
Sobriety Orders, low tech method to be tried first.

A pilot scheme is planned by the government to test the use of Sobriety Orders. This is an approach used in the USA to reduce alchohol inflamed crime. In the USA offenders are required to wear a...

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weematt 17.03.12 9:57am
weematt
Breweries and pub product marketing managers celebrate St Plastics Day 3
ronseal 17.03.12 9:34am
charlies_hat
Clooney's cellmate "Seen allovum fillums twaace" 0
Drylaw 17.03.12 9:26am
Drylaw
British management consultants best at 'grey sky thinking' claims CBI. 0
MADJEZ 17.03.12 9:20am
MADJEZ
Entertainment Communications Supervisor in prosthetic ear row

A Crowd Control Supervisor at a nightclub in Leeds has been suspended from duty until further notice after regulars queuing at the city centre night spot complained that one of the man’s...

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Earl Van Dyke 17.03.12 8:29am
Earl Van Dyke
Ladies: Top anti-wrinkle product is pies. "Stuff your face at your own pace"

more later...

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dvo4fun 17.03.12 5:01am
dvo4fun
Oprah to host new show on assholes and the women who love them 0
Dumbnews 17.03.12 4:42am
Dumbnews
Top cleric quits over moneygrabbing and calling parishioners 'muppets'. 0
deskpilot3 16.03.12 11:23pm
deskpilot3
Neutrinos urine sample tests postive for banned substance 2
charlies_hat 16.03.12 11:19pm
JETFAB
British Public Braced For Tedious Over-Analysis of US/UK "Special Relationship"

As David Cameron's US visit draws to a close the British public are bracing themselves for the obligatory self-indulgent, embarrassingly tedious, over-analysis of the so-called "special relationship"...

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UnoEye 16.03.12 11:07pm
FlashArry
Man does equivalent of the M25 around his supermarket aisles

A shopper who pushed his shopping trolley the entire distance of the M25 around the aisles of his local Tesco - sometimes in the wrong direction - is recovering in hospital. Albert Bunn (52), who...

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roybland 16.03.12 10:42pm
FlashArry