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|6 year old's financial savings receptacle downgraded to piglet bank.||0||
|French food experts discover you really can taste cruelty - 2||34||
Biologists in France claim they have discovered a sixth flavour that can be tasted by humans. Almost 25 years after the discovery of 'umami' (the flavour of 'pleasant savoriness'), experts now claim...
|Sigmund Freud's great grandson to donate wife's savings to help Greece||1||
|Did Rooney's dad turn to crime because of the cuts, asks BBC reporter||1||
|Study Shows Only Losers Sit Through News Site Tickers||0||
|Man who wants to change the world realises he needs a bigger nappy.||1||
|"Grandad Says That Cameron And Osborne......||0||
||Jesse Bigg||3 years|
.Should use a box of matches like former PM, Alec Douglas-Home did in order to, learn economics."...
|Brazilian Women a stick-on for 2016 Olympic Beach Stroll Back and Forwards Event||0||
|Mac users at risk from new worm threat||0||
|Rooney ready to play Capello at Guess Who||0||
|Steve Jobs jokes condemned as un-PC||14||
|Somerset farmer confused by floral tributes laid at his gate.||0||
||John Ffitch-Rucker||3 years|
Mr Stephen Jobs, of Taunton, professed bemusement at the sudden proliferation of floral tributes and half-eaten apples left at his gate today. “I’m not dead, I’ve just been busy in the...
|Steve Jobs refused life-saving upgrade after being deprecated by God||0||
Yes, I own an iPhone 3G - why do you ask?...
|BBC Bulletin: 2000 jobs to be cut in the ne||0||
|Global warming reduces UK's ability to grow herbs||7||
'The unusual weather the UK has experienced over the last few decades has drastically reduced our ability to grow herbs,' stated UK organic farmer Jerry Hewitt. Something must be done and fast,' he...
|Turnip's fury as swede wins Nobel Prize||2||
Root vegetables everywhere are protesting that the Nobel prize for Literature has gone to a swede. A spokesman for the Nobel committee pointed out that a swede is a type of turnip. "Tell that to the...
|BBC redundancy reports latest from London, Manchester, Edinburgh, Bristol, Leeds||0||
||Al OPecia||3 years|
, Newcastle, Glasgow, Paris, Bonn, Berlin, Madrid, Bilbao, Lisbon, Rome, Perugia, Beirut, Damascus, Baghdad, just outside Zimbabwe, Nairobi, Islamabad, Mumbai, Bangkok, Johannesburg, Tokyo, Hong...
|Amazement as Transformers win Nobel prize for Literature.||0||
|Sarah Palin won't run for president. Prefers a gentle stroll.||0||
|BBC is NOT over manned, manned, manned, say 26 spokesmen||3||
|Pakistan cricket team win nobble prize.||3||
|That Osbornne Cut leads to the loss of BBC prooofreaders.||1||
|Desperate medics told to switch off Steve Jobs - and switch him back on again||9||
|Steve Job's last words, "Sent from my iPad"||0||
|White revealed as the new black - BNP in crisis||0||
|Indigestion charges to be introduced in Dublin||0||
With emergency ambulances clogging up the cities arterial routes, Dublin council are imposing a new indegestion charge in an attempt to dissuade overseas visitors from entering ludicrous eating...
|Steve Jobs to be uploaded to iCloud 'by end of year'||6||
Contrary to rumours of his failing health, Apple last night revealed ex-CEO Steve Jobs is actually being uploaded to the company's new virtual environment, the iCloud. "We realized we couldn't...
|Jobs replaces God||0||
|Government to introduce Penis Extension Exhaust Pipe Tax||0||
In a bid to curb noise, pollution and unruliness, Road Tax for the Under-25s will be a thing of the past. Instead they will have to pay based on the size of their modified exhaust pipes Ken Clarke...
|Establishment mourns loss of anti-establishment visionary||0||
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