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Fearing defeat, Gadaffi takes out insurance policy for his good looks 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Universities break up for Easter: lecturers fail to notice 0
dannyboy206 3 years

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Cameron to run AV referendum using AV voting rules. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Osborne to increase tax on pocket money 2
3 years

In a new bid to help reduce the deficit George Osborne has today unveiled plans to increase the current tax rate on pocket money from 0 to 5% on £2 per week and then a 10% level once pocket money...

England captaincy to be divided by AV 1
dannyboy206 3 years

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Cate Middleton watching "The Tudors" for marital advice 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Corporal Gaddafi insists that Libya is "business as usual" 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Dignitas to open UK branch at Beachy Head 0
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

I want to work this up into a full story but it just popped into my head (the idea for the story not topping myself)so I thought I'd ask you'll what you thought. Cheers, MoB...

Rick Stein to own the souls of every Cornish man, woman and child 24
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years

Rick Stein to own the souls of every Cornish man, woman and child following a “tea-room” deal with the Government After successfully buying the entire village of Padstow in the early 90s and...

Red Arrows on standby for No-Fly Zone Grand Finale spectacular. 1
malgor 3 years

The organisers of Farnborough Air Display have announced a ‘very special event’ this year, with the show relocating from its traditional Hampshire setting to the ‘vast, empty skies above...

Royal Wedding's official creepy sycophant to be Ben Elton 1
ronseal 3 years
Royal Wedding Breakfast to be Fish and Chips from Ian Beale's. 1
Ian Searle 3 years

Wrapped in copies of the Walford Gazette...

Kate and Wills break with tradition and elope to Gretna 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Royal Couple to honeymoon in Newton Poppleford 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Little Fat Gypsies Seek Parity 2
3 years
I'm fed up with people hitting me says soap opera baddie actor Rock Bottom 7
ronseal 3 years

The modern trend for hitting Rock Bottom and using that event to turn one's life around is taking its toll on soap opera tough guy actor, R Bottom. Recently, celebrities, footballers and even...

British scientists create genetically modified swear word. 1
dominic_mcg 3 years

There were celebrations around the world today as a team of British scientists claimed to have developed the first new swear word for over 100 years. Under strict laboratory conditions a team from...

Referendum: Voters warned that using the TV remote button marked AV won't work. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Is writing "please advise" annoying, please advise! 0
Dumbnews 3 years

Found this comment in the blogosphere that is right on the money: "I absolutely hate this phrase. It kills me when people use it. It usually is used as a passive aggresive way to drop the ball in...

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one mouse click 0
Dumbnews 3 years

New Chinese proverb...

Impatient hordes start queuing on street for latest Java upgrade 18
Skylarking 3 years Hundreds of people have already started gathering outside Java's central London store, desperate to be among the first to...

Neasden University to Charge £9000 Fees. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Because you look second rate if you don't...

Isle of Wight Motor Show unveils new hybrid car: half petrol, half diesel 2
nilbymouse 3 years

'It's simple really, once the petrol tank has emptied, it just switches to the diesel tank. I don't know why we didn't think of it before - this could be the future of motor vehicle design'...

MPs in safe seats confirm they will campaign against AV. More soon. 0
martin2381 3 years
'Fly again, Fly again, Licketty Split' Zone declared 0
Ironduke 3 years

as Libyan rebels linked to Al Qaeda. 'Colonel Gadaffi may be a megalomanic dictator, but at least you know where you are with him' says NATO chief as 'Fly Zone' established over Libya., A crack...

Government Has No Plan In Place To Lose Census Information 6
Vertically Challenged Giant 3 years

David Cameron has today issued a statement in response to growing rumours that the government currently has no plan in place for how they intend to lose the information gathered from the 2011 census....

Pro-antidisestablishmentarianisms objectors may (or may not) join protests 0
beau-jolly 3 years

my brain hurts...

Tiny amounts of UK hysteria found in Japan 1
beau-jolly 3 years
Environmentalists’ hysteria over radiation is 10m times higher than recommended 0
Manifestations of Baboonery 3 years
Bill Stickers to be prosecuted. 1
martin2381 3 years

After over fifty years on the run, Bill Stickers has been arrested. The charges all relate to various posters put up on the windows of abandoned shops since 1960. Information on his whereabouts...