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N.Korea unable to start WWIII until yesteryear have finished fighting WWII 0
Basil_B 3 years
You are never more than 20ft from Rent-a-Fag 6
Gerontius 3 years

Rent-a-Fag Academic left of centre liberals throughout the country were today celebrating the launch of a new catering agency which will allow them to invite gay and lesbian couples to their dinner...

Clegg miffed as Wikileaks reveals no leaks about him. 2
Nick McCarr 3 years
Fifa delegates successfully re-bribed... 1
Doylem 3 years
Lee Harvey Oswald's coffin up for auction but 0
DiY 3 years

the whole story lacks body...

Austerity measures bite: Internet to be closed on Friday afternoons. 1
surdoux 3 years

In a shocking new proposal to save money, the Government has announced plans to close down the internet from 2pm on Friday afternoons. An unnamed spokesman said 'It is a well known fact that the...

Teetotal party-goers appoint ‘designated drinker’... 0
Doylem 3 years
'Green Bike Man Cameron' To Do Moron Marathon 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Switzerland - Westminster, Half-hour Prime Minister's Questions - Switzerland, Gee, the sincerity of the guy...

House prices in Wales to soar: Londoners move there to get subsidised degrees 0
simonjmr 3 years
People watch David Beckham’s lips move... 0
Doylem 3 years
Pickles back-tracks on councils’ use of reserves after Man Utd performance 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Top-to-bottom pay link proposed for pole dancers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Wikileaks says British believed Saddam had nuclear weapons 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Narnia tragedy as ‘Dawn Treader’ mistakes lamppost for lighthouse 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
House prices slide as freeze continues 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Police commissioners to be elected but auditions needed to be Batman and Robin 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Captain Hook:”hunt Peter Pan down like al-Qaeda and Taliban leaders.” 0
arflaethel 3 years

The anti-American operative Peter Pan should be hunted down just like the notorious al-Qaeda and Taliban leaders, Tinkerbell & Tiger Lilly, according to Captain Hook. Peter Pan was branded...

You becoming 'suspicious' of world-wide conspiracy against you 28
Golgo13 3 years

Long-held suspicions began to crystalise into a coherent theory for you last night, as a series of factors and events came to a head and seemed to point to some kind of global network of...

Next generation of engineers pledge to increase capacity of iPods 1
Dumbnews 3 years
Lidl: “So cheap, it’s the next best thing to looting”... 0
Doylem 3 years
Bruce Willis to star in “more sedentary” sequel, Die Hard V: ‘Old Habits’... 0
Doylem 3 years

Die Hard V will be the latest movie featuring Bruce Willis as wisecracking action hero, Bruce McClane. “But I won’t be doing any more high-octane stunts”, says Willis. “Hell, these days I...

Handbags to be added to U.S. arsenal 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

They really hurt when they hit you on the back of the head...

Southerners evoke blitz spirit to defy horrific centimetre thick blanket of snow 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

London's chirpy cockneys, chinless hoorays, plucky ethnic types and evil middle class do-gooders united as one yesterday to send a defiant message to the gods of weather (sponsored by Lloyds):...

Chinese lantern "shaped like a UFO" spotted over Salisbury Plain 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Police and students to hold charity snowball fight next week. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
Earliest Wikileaks doc found - God told Eve to eat the apple 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

- top secret stone tablet released...

Cameron All Ready And Set For His Big, Big Moment... 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.the arse-licking of the FIFA executive...

Police kettling at student protests causes tensions to reach 'boiling point' 1
kpseymour 3 years
Arab Strap Reunite for Christmas Album 0
Grover 3 years

Dour Scottish Post-Folk duo Arab Strab is to reunite this month for a series of UK concerts in support of their holiday-themed album, [i]An Arab Strap Xmas[/i], their first studio recording since...

Peter Sutcliffe hoping to ditch ‘Ripper’ tag: “It’s time to move on”... 0
Doylem 3 years